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Back to /b/, please.

>>2507257

>>an pimp

>>old hag
Yeah, she reminds me of a grandmother.

more like a slut

>>2507266
best artist

>>2507284

You expected her to keep her thighs together for 1,200 years? Ha ha ha, oh wow.

>>2507284
I certainly wouldn't mind raping Yukari when she loses her powers.

>>2507316
Wait, did I say rape? I meant to say giver her a hug and tell her everything would be alright, it was only temporary, and she'll have them back soon.

>>2507295

Very much so.

>>2507316

Oh, but she loves rape-play. Why worry about her power?

>>2507311
Yukari is a virgin.

>>2507330

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Ha ha!

Haaaa!

I'll believe it when ZUN says it! Otherwise, that's a good joke indeed!

>>2507326
Rape is wrong, and degrading to women all over.

Rape play on the other hand is perfectly healthy, and I want to lick the fake tears of of her cheeks.

>>2507344

Yukari can also just gap herself(or you)out of danger if she feels things are getting hairy.

One...

Two...

Three...

D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. <3

I hate Yukari but I would fuck her so hard. I want her to claw at my back and bite my ear. When we are done I want her to look at me with a look of utter contempt and ask "Same time next week?"

Yukari is immature, and that's awesome.

>>2507364

>>2507370

You more or less described the crone's modus operandi...

I sometimes fantasize about Yukari gapping my dick onto the palm of her hand and fellating me form across the room.

>>2507364
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAFZtV7L-_U

related

I'm sure it's been a while since you've seen this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ1Ub1VgDhA

She can't be a hag because she's 17 years old

>>2507410

The crone's well over 1,000 years...

>>2507410
She tells that to all the guys their first time.

>>2507415

Skinniest arms.

Don't mind me, I'm just manipulating the border of realism.

Daily life at the Yakumo household

>>2507447
Nice hat.

kawaii

Ripe for the picking.

Nothing wrong with old hags.

>>2507500

Crones have more years of experience than blushing maidens who wouldn't know a penis from a potato, or a cunt from a cockerel.

Even an experienced human could only hope to last a few minutes with Yukari.

>>2507512
On the plus/negative side, she won't stop until she is satisfied.

Yukari needs more love.

>>2507527

She kills off those who can't last out, and then she dines on them.

After all, there's more where that came from.

Yukari TRUEFACTS: Yukari doesn't much care for Kanako, Tenshi, and to lesser extent, Yuka.

Yukari is like a refined wine, aged to perfection...and the same goes for Kanako.

>>2507573
In comparison, Yuka is like the bratty kid who wants to be a big girl. Only she's got lasers.

In legends, supernatural creatures often take the form of a beautiful young maiden in order to seduce young men and eat them.

Yukari is an elegant, gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful refined mature lady.

Not even the dead are safe from Yukari. After all, she is the crawling chaos.

Kanako, though... I have a hard time forming an opinion on Kanako since she looks bloody identical to my own mother. Yay.

>>2507647
Even the hair?

>>2507311
yes but well she thinks differently to humans, that I assume is the same when it comes to partnering up

entirely plausible

how do youkai breed?

>>2507661

Even the hair.

>>2507642
Agreed on this point.

>>2507647
...Your mother has blue hair and wears a gigantic coil of rope on her back?

>>2507671

A lot of the time it's more likely than you think.

>>2507665

Depends on the species.

>>2507642
My my...

>>2507668
Wow.
I'd say I'm sorry, but Kanako is a lovely lady.

So I don't know either.

>>2507665
>how do youkai breed?

Want to find out young man?

>>2507665

Yukari is old, not numb between her legs.

>>2507717

"A death erection or terminal erection[1] is a post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of human males who have been executed, particularly by hanging.[2]

The phenomenon has been attributed to pressure on the cerebellum created by the noose.[3] Spinal cord injuries are known to be associated with priapism.[4] Injuries to the cerebellum or spinal cord are often associated with priapism in living patients.[2]
Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women."

I just posted this for no reason at all. Mm-hm. Yep.

>>2507717

I'm sure she could show you something you've certaintly never seen before.

>>2507737

Hm. I rather assumed it was Yuugi's area of expertise, strangling, cracking spines and breaking bottles over the guys' heads to get them "cooperative". It seemed a bit too direct an approach for Yukari.
I guess there are exceptions.

>>2507744
Like a vagina.

>>2507762

In Yukari's case, it's what will happen to her partner after he climaxes way before she does. It ensures that SHE gets to finish, too.

>>2507769

Considering the highly suggestive shape of them gaps, I kind of expected this.

>>2507727
how do you know there are sexual organs between those legs?

>>2507829

There's no reason and no evidence as to why the opposite of this would be true.

>>2507829

Even if there was a bottomless abyss filled with countless staring eyes, Anon would still hit it and have no regrets.

H-hey guys...

A-am I pretty too?

>>2507841
There's no reason and no evidence as to why what you said would be true.

>>2507852

Of course you are.

Lovely trickster in a killing stone and everything.

>>2507852
Certainly. Yukari wouldn't have picked you up otherwise.

>>2507852
But of course.

>>2507856

Well, aside from the fact that she's female in form and that she has the all the appearances of a healthy human being with ovaries, various doujins and pictures portray her with functioning sexual organs.

She's not an androgynous lump, and she seems fairly comfortable in her sexuality, so the crone must have a cunt. Or at least that's what the signs point to.

I had a funny black and white picture once of yukari opening a gap to an unknown place. When she reaches in Ran freaks out, because the gap apparently leads to her pussy. Then Chen reaches in with both arms and starts waving them around, Ran extra freaks out.

Anyone got that? I can't find it and I've dug through my usual folders.

Hey, age is just a number. Especially in Gensokyo.

I'd be more afraid of exactly where Yukari's vagina would lead, myself.

>>2507992

Indeed, such fearsome and awe-inspiring creatures you'll find in the gloomy, deathly quiet depths of her womb, such as babby

>>2507992
A gap that leads to your ass. She is immature enough to do shit like that.

>>2507992
Where ever she wants it to.

>>2508007
Its so dumb but I can't stop laughing

>>2507938

Her cunt is the ultimate gap. In appearance, it looks just like a regular gap, except it's cunt sized and leads to another woman's cunt. Yukari can direct her gap cunt to any woman's cunt, therefore, you can theoretically fuck any touhou you want. Since you never actually fuck yukari, she's difficult to please. Failure to please her is not recommended.

I imagine the experience would be quite traumatizing for the girl on the receiving end of all this.

>>2508021
Thank god, I thought it was only me.

>>2508032
Believe me, it is.

>>2508032

Perhaps. She may be able to shut the gap within herself whenever she wishes, but that's not something I'd want to find out about, myself.

Yukari's just a tease. She'll kill you if you try anything.

>>2508066

That doesn't fit Yukari's personality. Remilia, perhaps, but not Yukari.

She seems more of the type to kill one after they've climaxed.

>>2507852
Of course. Even more so without your hat.

>>2508066
if it were possible for my penis to cum blood

>>2508007

Let's just say there are places man was not meant to go.

Whether Yukari would bring him there anyway?
You bet.

>>2507829
wilbur wheatley

>>2508172

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>2507938
>>2508485
>doujin
credibility out the window

also I see you've been on /v/

>>2508075

Since sex with Yukari would be something ultimate, I'm not sure I'd complain too much.

>>2508032
Think, "Jesus".