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Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Wed Mar 19 17:17:21 2008 No.250694 [Reply] [Original]

It has come to my attention that /jp/ has been accusing me of the most reprehensible rumors. I've taken a day off from journalism to put this issue to rest.

1) I am NOT a shameless slut. These are plainly false allegations, true and simple. Any images of me in a compromising pose or situation is clearly doctored. We Tengu adhere to strict moral principles, the least of which admonishes promiscuous behavior. The most flirtatious act I ever usually do is pay Momizi compliments for her beautiful silky white hair and her cute wolf ears and tail.

2) I do NOT have any sexual relations with ZUN. I was the star of Shoot the Bullet because it is a danmaku photography game, and I am photojournalist. However, I and ZUN (along with Suika) do enjoy drinking together on Friday nights at the local bar.

3) The most strangest rumor of all, I do NOT bear any resemblance to the fictitious human character “Haruhi Suziyama” from the anime “The Melancholy of Hahuri Suziyama”.

4) It has been a concern that there have been pictures of me circulating “leaking piss,” the most disturbing that which involves the Yama ripping my wings off while I appear to soil myself. This is another yet reprehensible allegation brought about by doctored images, none of which is true.

5) Finally, I do NOT take compromising pictures of other inhabitants of Gensokyo. Bunbunmaru News has always been about upholding the truth, and turning it into a lewd gossip paper would surely stain its reputation.

I hope this will clear up any further rumors and allegations. If you have any questions or comments, or would like to submit a column or news idea, please email me.

Thank you for your time.

Humble Tengu Reporter,
射命丸　文
Aya Shameimaru

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:17:51 2008 No.250701 SYAMEIMARU!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:18:31 2008 No.250706 File: 59 KB, 583x498, 1205947111086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T Wed Mar 19 17:18:39 2008 No.250710 >>250694 >Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs >Aya Shameimaru !TENGUW >!TENGUW >TENGUW >Tengu Whore.

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Wed Mar 19 17:19:16 2008 No.250714 File: 700 KB, 1200x1500, 1205947156106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Then how do you explain the pictures you took of me?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:20:14 2008 No.250724 SHAMEIMARU

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:20:29 2008 No.250726 File: 51 KB, 490x700, 1205947229887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 17:20:36 2008 No.250727 File: 45 KB, 400x400, 1205947236279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:20:57 2008 No.250720 >>250710 HAHA, oh wow

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:21:53 2008 No.250738 File: 147 KB, 800x852, 1205947313241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>250710 That's enough proof for me. Just stop now, Aya. You're just embarrassing yourself. I still love you, even if you do sell your body for favors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:22:16 2008 No.250741 File: 780 KB, 2125x1400, 1205947336802.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shut up Hamburger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:22:20 2008 No.250744 That's not what ZUN said when we were at the bar last night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:23:14 2008 No.250750 So what are the odds of Marisa showing up to steal books and creating a distraction before we get thrown into the lake?

>>	Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Wed Mar 19 17:24:31 2008 No.250757 File: 305 KB, 500x575, 1205947471718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>250714 I do believe you gave me consent to take your photographs Miss Flandre.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:24:59 2008 No.250755 >>250750 You misfired, sir.

>>	Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. Wed Mar 19 17:26:09 2008 No.250767 File: 662 KB, 1024x768, 1205947569358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But NOT OF MY UNDERWEAR!

>>	Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Wed Mar 19 17:28:28 2008 No.250789 >>250726 As I've stated earlier, doctored pictures. It's a shame such talent would be used for spreading perverse gossip. >>250710 The W stand for Tengu Writer!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:29:09 2008 No.250792 >>250789 SYAMEIMARU! TENGU WHORE!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:30:47 2008 No.250797 Syameimaru is playing tennis over there.

>>	Yuka Kazami !!+QDP3lQjfnN Wed Mar 19 17:31:05 2008 No.250800 Why are you lying, Aya ? Here is the proof : http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1623240

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:32:08 2008 No.250806 >Suziyama PFFFRT. WHO?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:33:27 2008 No.250812 File: 97 KB, 640x452, 1205948007659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:33:30 2008 No.250814 HA HA HA, AYA-CHAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:34:32 2008 No.250820 /r/ shooped page from Extra of the wind with the "I am not a slut!".

>>	Ishima Kaigen !!hThpTCw24u6 Wed Mar 19 17:35:25 2008 No.250835 This thread gives me a strong sense of deja vu.

Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Wed Mar 19 17:41:25 2008 No.250897
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>>250767
I never took any pictures of your underwear Miss Flandre.

>>250800
Preposterous! I've never done anything the least bit outlandish in clubs except sing!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:46:27 2008 No.250931 Whatever, slut.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:46:58 2008 No.250926 ohoho

>>	ZUN Wed Mar 19 17:48:51 2008 No.250940 Aya come back to bed.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 17:51:09 2008 No.250961 File: 69 KB, 440x300, 1205949069175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rumors on the internet, must spread them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:51:25 2008 No.250963 File: 21 KB, 472x358, 1205949085172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHAMEIMARUUUU!

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Mar 19 17:51:35 2008 No.250964 File: 90 KB, 400x300, 1205949095069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meanwhile, at the SDM...

>>	Yowane Haku !EFPBBu/XAg Wed Mar 19 17:51:40 2008 No.250965 File: 83 KB, 800x800, 1205949100764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>250897 Why do you always reject my submissions?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:52:05 2008 No.250970 Don't worry Aya! I believe you! If there is ny slut in Gensokyo, its that white and black witch!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:52:16 2008 No.250971 File: 9 KB, 298x286, 1205949136680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The reason why Aya doesn't shoot bullets is not that she is kind, but that she doesn't want her bullets to appear in the pictures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:52:54 2008 No.250978 File: 500 KB, 1086x768, 1205949174426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Explain this, Shameimaru-san.

>>	Anonymous of Austria Wed Mar 19 17:57:19 2008 No.251004 File: 326 KB, 1200x900, 1205949439544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] doctored? Show me how that picture is doctored. It's 100% authentic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 17:59:59 2008 No.251021 >>250978 of course it's fake, alice is ronery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:00:03 2008 No.251031 Do you admit to having a cloaca though?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:02:30 2008 No.251058 >>251031 Inquiring minds want to know the specifics of Tengu anatomy. For science.

>>	Anonymous of Austria Wed Mar 19 18:05:42 2008 No.251113 >>251058 tengu anatomy? Well, i don't think Momizi has a cloaca.

>>	Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Wed Mar 19 18:11:33 2008 No.251174 >>251004 Hmmph! I take pictures of bullets, not debauchery. >>251031 >>251058 My body is none of your business!

>>	Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Wed Mar 19 18:13:18 2008 No.251186 >>251004 I take pictures of bullets, not debauchery. >>251031 >>251058 My body is none of your business! Hmmph. I'll come back to answer further questions when they're aren't as many sick perverts around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:13:42 2008 No.251188 >>251113 No. She has a puffy vulva

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:13:59 2008 No.251185 >>251031 Dunno, we should ask ZUN.

Aya Shameimaru !TENGUWdjvs Wed Mar 19 18:14:19 2008 No.251190
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>>251004
I take pictures of bullets, not debauchery.

>>251031
>>251058
My body is none of your business!

Hmmph. I'll come back to answer further questions when they're aren't as many sick perverts around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:17:55 2008 No.251210 >>251188 You're thinking of Ran.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:20:02 2008 No.251234 >>251210 ran has a penis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:20:47 2008 No.251238 >>251210 No I'm not. Ran is a fox. Momizi is a wolf. Therefore, puffy vulva.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:23:10 2008 No.251252 >>250694 sage for viral marketing

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:30:55 2008 No.251291 >>251252 What.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:34:37 2008 No.251313 Aya why are you so poor?

>>	Jesus Yamato !!UiVfiTVwcAS Wed Mar 19 18:35:24 2008 No.251318 >>251210 SUPPA!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:37:51 2008 No.251325 >>251318 TENKO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:39:11 2008 No.251334 >>250964 So ronery

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:45:17 2008 No.251389 File: 43 KB, 704x396, 1205952317318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>251318 >>251325

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 18:53:02 2008 No.251439 File: 94 KB, 478x357, 1205952782151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oboro. Hey, Oboro! Do you know what we like?

>>	Aya Syameimaru Wed Mar 19 18:55:35 2008 No.251456 I'm a slut. I will suck the cock of any man no matter how ugly he is. I will suck Anon's cock, but he is to mean to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 19:00:16 2008 No.251483 File: 318 KB, 1061x1500, 1205953216023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yukari has Aya's panties dangling from her fingers, while Aya is on the ground, drooling uncontrolablly; eyes rolled back into her head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 19:02:12 2008 No.251491 >>251483 GIANT TITS ARE GIANT

>>	Yowane Haku !EFPBBu/XAg Wed Mar 19 22:54:38 2008 No.253752 \SHAMEIMARU/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 22:58:27 2008 No.253785 File: 100 KB, 523x762, 1205967507838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do the carameldansen in the nude and we'll consider it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:00:42 2008 No.253819 >>250726 /r/ uncensored in /t-h/

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:01:23 2008 No.253837

>
2) I do NOT have any sexual relations with ZUN. I was the star of Shoot the Bullet because it is a danmaku photography game, and I am photojournalist. However, I and ZUN (along with Suika) do enjoy drinking together on Friday nights at the local bar.

My favourite bit, by far

>>	Youmu! !!JxHWn3PPDwE Wed Mar 19 23:02:20 2008 No.253850 File: 52 KB, 133x280, 1205967740618.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>250694

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:04:38 2008 No.253887 File: 44 KB, 318x470, 1205967878968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TOMITAKE FLASH

>>	Guro-Friend Wed Mar 19 23:06:15 2008 No.253902 >>253819 From what I can tell, and my 'studies' of the human body, it might be /u/ material, more or less. Or it could be /d/ material, due to the second censor, which could ether be a dick or a vagina. Who knows, only the poster may know.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:18:33 2008 No.254030 File: 447 KB, 1045x1500, 1205968713359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SURPRISE TENGU WHORE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:21:16 2008 No.254067 >>254030 What a slut ze~

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:33:36 2008 No.254208 >the most disturbing that which involves the Yama ripping my wings off while I appear to soil myself. The one with Shiki's boot on her back? I had this one, but purged my hard drive. Can't find it on gelbooru again...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:36:24 2008 No.254240 File: 181 KB, 600x600, 1205969784358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guess what.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:38:23 2008 No.254261 >>254240 Surprisingly worksafe.

>>	Guro-Friend Wed Mar 19 23:38:47 2008 No.254265 >>254240 SAVED

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:39:15 2008 No.254274 >>254240 YAMA TORTURE GET

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:40:07 2008 No.254282 >>254274 no.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:42:15 2008 No.254312 >>254282 Yes I did get it. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 23:50:10 2008 No.254437 File: 133 KB, 502x377, 1205970610444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHAMEIMARU!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 20 01:13:56 2008 No.255589 File: 99 KB, 416x303, 1205975636703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>250706

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