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25046150 No.25046150 [Reply] [Original]

Yukari is sad because there's not a single thread praising her.
Let's change that!

>> No.25046377
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Hey sukima-san.
You suck.

>> No.25047964

Yukari sucks.
All hags are garbage.
And this includes Eirin too!

>> No.25048168

Yukari doesn't give a single fuck whether there's a thread about her on /jp/.

>> No.25048342

Gap hag titty

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>> No.25050133

Her gloves are.....

>> No.25050208

post "that" image

>> No.25051585
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Yukarin has 3 threads!!

>> No.25051856

yukari is just sack of old sacks

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This one?

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>> No.25062268

Tell me /jp/
If Yukari kidnaps the suicidal to feed Youkai, how come /jp/ is still populated?

>> No.25062449

What her bra size?

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>> No.25078660

We all secretly love life.
We are all masochists.

>> No.25080710 [DELETED] 

Wouldn't /jp/ become yokai or half-yokai upon entrance to gensokyo? I thought that the mentally ill became yokai when crossing through the hakurei barrier. I feel like most of /jp/ is lucid though, meaning they'd be half-yokai upon entrance.

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I would allow a Mexican drug cartel to kidnap, torture and execute me and my friends and family and everyone I've ever loved if it meant I got to rest my head on Yukari's boobs after she finished milking my dick dry.

>> No.25082521

thats easy requirement if you are sociopath

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I wanna make her cry.

>> No.25083016

I was sure she doesn't kidnap the suicidal, but gaps away those that actually pulled through, like spiriting you away before you hit the ground.

But then her tits would have cum all over them.

>> No.25083994

Uhh, no. Yukari doesn't need praising.

>> No.25084132

...soft and extremely silky and need to be cuddled for hours.

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>> No.25084919

imagine having seen her womb gap

>> No.25086642

The most fertile of all youkai

>> No.25086690

Sounds like you fucked up and missed the free train ride to gensokyo anon, I'm posting from the forest of magic as we speak.

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yukari was abandoned by everyone after being a cripple

>> No.25100819

TENA? Wait a minute...

>> No.25102457

Built to paizuri horse cocks

>> No.25109171

Why doesn't she just gap the boundary between "Dis" and "Abled"

>> No.25118739

because shes disabled

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>> No.25138317

old slut

>> No.25139842

Stop posting, Sanae. This is the Yukari thread.

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>> No.25165042

Your G cups are no match for P cups!

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>> No.25189920

Yukari is the peak smughu

>> No.25190956

Christ, what massive sacks of fat.

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Full 4koma is really cute

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>> No.25211201

Yukari wasn't thinking in the long term. The ultimate revenge against Eirin would be forcing her to take care of an invalid Yukari for thousands of years.

>> No.25216519

I don't see a downside to that

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>> No.25232342

I adore that pouty "I'll get you for this..." look. Don't worry, Yukari, you look great!

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>> No.25293436

No matter the outfit, Yukari is lewd as lewd can be

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>> No.25305079

I want to make gappy happy

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>> No.25317598

perfect for childbearing

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>> No.25344929

No wonder Ran fucks up all the time.

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>> No.25364245

Gensokyo is not real.

>> No.25364583

/jp/ is full of youkai

>> No.25365580

The truth can be sad but that's how things are

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indeed but same time gensokyo and its residences is religion to some people and i see it as far better alternative than any that we have today irl and so do people here in /jp/.
ultimately gensokyo is as real as you let it be.

>> No.25367986

filtered by the hakurei barrier

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>> No.25405240

Cute gloves!

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I want to worship Yukari's legs she hides under that dress!

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Do you like watching me? It's okay.

>> No.25414209

/jp/meetup at Hakurei Shrine when?

>> No.25418515

The lewdest of all hus

>> No.25418963

How does a 17 year old become a great sage anyuway?

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>> No.25423780

Sucked off ZUN

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Yukari getting physical!

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I want to get very physical with Yukari, if you know what I mean

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Is it weird if I can't stop thinking about Yukari effortlessly overpowering me down to the ground after reading that bit in CoLA where she easily stops Rinnosuke's hammer swing?

>> No.25546468

Kourin hasn't hit the gym in months.

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What do you mean by physical?

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I want to sensually massage her cute feet.

>> No.25589422

since Merry's probably not from Japan, is Yukari in fact just a weeb?

>> No.25589739

Anon, do you really think you could withstand the supernaturally strong stench of her youkai feet? You would perish before getting more than a single stroke into your massage.

>> No.25590921

She's lived in japan for an order of magnitude longer than the japanese nation state has existed
Back in her day, japan was an agrarian shithole filled with squabbling warlords

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I want her to sensually massage my back and sides with her long gloves.

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I prefer the younger Yukari, she's 'only' 1200 years old and not as much of an old hag

>> No.25594417

she’d still be a european qt tho

>> No.25594509

A purer white than has existed in a millennium

>> No.25594661

What country, or culture rather, would even be from?

It'd hade to be somewhere in, or at least, near Scandinavia considering her hair and eye colour. Unles she wears contacts and dyes, which isn't impossible all things considered.

>> No.25599501

Blondes are not exclusive to scandinavia and haven't ever been
Centuries of immigration, war brides and soldier rape babies ensured all euros were just as much mutts as they mock the americans for being

>> No.25599672

Maribel Hearn is a german sephardi jew

>> No.25600246

But Anon, Yukari is, at minimum, over a thousand years old - she could've been best buddies with Charlemagne.
It's very unlikely for blonde hair to show up in, say, Iberia or Anatolia during that period, she'd have to have had some form of German or Scandinavian lineage to be blonde in the period she came from.

>> No.25606219

Since her name's Hearn she could be from anywhere, if you base her off of Lafcadio Hearn
Ireland, Greece, the USA, the UK
all of those places had vikings roaming at one point or another tho
I'm willing to bet Yukari time travelled at some point as Merry. It makes sense since Hearn turns into Yakumo for Lafcadio too

>> No.25613617

I'm partial to the idea that Merry is her biological daughter
which is more realistic, her breaching time itself, or her getting lonely after centuries alone and the condom breaking, if one was used at all

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But how can a 17 yo girl have a daughter older than her?

>> No.25613805

by the mother not aging
yukari is a cute, youthful and fertile woman and always will be

>> No.25613879

You're not 17 you lying old hag

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Nah, no one would willingly lay with her, and forcing herself on someone would just reinforce to her that she was unable to get it any other way. She's not going to have a kid, it'll just be an eternity of her making pitiful passes at people.

>> No.25613965 [DELETED] 

she has superhuman strength and speed
if she wants fun, she can get it, and through gaps, can claim anyone she pleases

>> No.25613998

She'd have better luck trying to bump uglies with one of the other girls like she was trying to start a fire with her crotch

No man would want a grandma like her

>> No.25614074

Don't cover your tiddies, granny!

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I wonder... would Yukari tamper with the border of consent when she just can't take getting rejected anymore? Actually, that's probably one of the lesser known duties of the Hakurei line, to protect innocent human villagers from the desperate whims of the gap youkai.

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You have three seconds to choose one

>> No.25614302

I accept death and/or dismemberment over choosing

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This one?

>> No.25614370

4 looks very healthy and ready to make babies by the dozen
I want her

>> No.25614447

I'm fine with all of them

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I really liked when she went up in the popularity poll. I want to see her reaching first place at least once

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It's customary to eat your age in Setsubun

Chen'll be bringing the rest of the bags over soon

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Left or right

>> No.25614728
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I love Yukari! Wonderful sexy lady!

>> No.25615014

I'd rather go at it alone!

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The most dangerous duty of all, extermination is a vacation in comparison

>> No.25627608

Both at the same time

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she has a cute family

>> No.25630432

which is precisely the reason why that family should be expanded with new members

>> No.25631550

You absolute madman

>> No.25634111


I'll take the younger model if I have to

>> No.25643433
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Of course, a high class wife like Yukari always comes with high class concubines

>> No.25645252

Her dress looks comfy,
maybe i want to wear it

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want the REAL young Yukari

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I love Yukari but I can't stand Merry for some reason, it feels like she doesn't belong into the touhouverse

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Imagine marrying Yukari. You got a cute fox housekeeper that also takes care of your needs when Yukari is hibernating, her cute cat daughter to keep you company and spending time with you also someone to care and spoil. You also get to spend time in parties with her sexy friends too.

>> No.25675627 [DELETED] 

All great things.
The only downside is no healthcare.

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God, imagine being trapped in this soft jail for all eternity..

>> No.25676759

3, although it took me a little longer than the alloted time

>> No.25677481

I want to give Yukari a big fat hug!

>> No.25677842

Someone's ass and upper thighs!

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Breed the 17 year old maiden!

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Fertile teen.

>> No.25678899

not you, chen.

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>> No.25679362

Lying old hag

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>> No.25679724

Life finds a way.

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All hail Glorious Leader, Yukari!

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Is Yukarin aware of how erotic her gloves are?

>> No.25687296

It sounds like you've been a victim of Yukari altering your perception to find her attractive. You should probably report to the Hakurei shrine maiden for purification ASAP. It's fine, she deals with this all the time.

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>Youkais bow to Yukari
>In contact with lunarians
>Rumored to possess boundaries manipulation abilities
>Controls Gensokyo with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles and shrines all over Gensokyo
>Direct descendant of Genji
>Bankrolled the first cities on the Moon (Yukaville was the first city)
>Owns basically every danmaku research facility on Earth
>First designer babies will be Yukari Babies
>Said to have 200+ spell cards
>Ancient youkai scriptures tell of one youkai who will descend upon Gensokyo and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with her
>She owns yukkuris R&D labs around the world
>You likely have yukkuris inside you right now
>Yukari is in regular communication with Sanae, forwarding the word of Kanako to the Moriya Church
>She learned fluent Japanese in under a week
>Youkais and humans alike entrust their gold reserves to Yukari, there's no gold in Hakurei shrine, only Yakumo shrine
>She is 1200 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In reality, she is a timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Big Bang to the end of the universe
>Yukari will guide Gensokyo into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

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Considering she wears her gloves almost all the time, she probably is.

>> No.25703441

17 is not her age
Its the number of children I'm going to make with her

>> No.25705361

Touhou, but every character is inexplicably Yukari and nobody acknowledges this

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Does Yukari gets mad if I get seduced by her friends while she's hibernating?

>> No.25740273

Only if it's not one of her harem

>> No.25745049

Only if you leave her out of the threesomes

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I would love to spend some quality time with he friends, if you know what I mean

>> No.25764369

yukari os old

>> No.25764569

If I call you old how would you feel?

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Everytime you call Yukari old or a hag or make any reference to her being a gross grandma with a ahunted vagina - You become more likely to get gapped into an oncoming train

>> No.25765452

im not old

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>> No.25770117

Still a hag

>> No.25772084

Hi yukari

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SLutty hags are desperate for cock!

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I would gladly keep them company

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And I'm desperate for slutty hags

>> No.25798333

Funny thing that the hags are really popular in the doujinshi world. Except Kanako, she's almost forgotten every time

>> No.25804605
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>Except Kanako, she's almost forgotten every time
She's famous now and is going to be playable, surely that's going to change...

>> No.25807250

They could have any men, why would they pick you?

>> No.25831182
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a small Yukari is fine too

>> No.25842379

Disgusting, her underwear doesn't match

>> No.25861280
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Yukari is really cute and doesn't show signs of aging. Why is she bullied so much? Is it envy?

>> No.25883626

This Yukari looks soft
I want to hug her

>> No.25883715

Why is her pelvis so huge

>> No.25887611

Childbirth adaptation