noko

[Anonymous No.]

so tell me /jp/, is this true? i know yahoo is pretty smart...

[Anonymous No.]

Nah, it's not true, there really is such an idiom.

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

idiom

[Anonymous No.]

kindof interested in teeth-involved mating rituals

[Anonymous No.]

"He who chases after two rabbits will end up catching neither."

[Anonymous No.]

>>2504455
you're the idiom!

[Anonymous No.]

Indeed, the Japanese can be up to three meters tall and use their claws to cut apart prey at breakneck speeds - sometimes so fast that the prey is cut clean into two pieces.They bury their long bodies into an ocean bed composed of gravel, mud or corals, where they wait patiently for outside stimulus to reach one of their five antennae.

Little is known about the sexual habits and life span of Japanese people, but researchers hypothesize that sexual reproduction occurs at an early stage, maybe even when the female is about 100 mm in length; this is very early, considering that these creatures can grow to sizes of nearly 3 m in some cases (although most observations point to a much lower average of 1 meter) and 25 mm in diameter.

It is common practice for Japanese women (or rather girls, given their early mating age) to cut off the dicks of their husbands after intercourse to prevent them from mating with other females.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2504479
If you'd changed the filename, I would have believed you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2504479
Sup Zouken ?

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

>>2504474
don't call me idiom you idiom

[Anonymous No.]

>>2504479
such a badass worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>2504494
Enviable too. Extreme yandere females that cut off your dick so that you will be hers forever? Naturally lolicon (Mating at 100mm when the average size is 1 meters) and hikkikomori (Hide in mud, laze around until prey comes, eat, repeat) tendencies?

I want a shy bobbit worm loli as a girlfriend. She would try to dig into the nearest soft surface when embrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

op here, internet is no help when writing a term paper on Japanese idioms, save 4chan lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>2504544
>lol
The door is over there.

[Reaction Face Guy of /a/ !Ep8pui8Vw2 No.]

>>2504552
lulz

[Anonymous No.]

>>2504443
It's situationally different. They have a direct saying that's pretty much "Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong" and it's literally neck instead of nose.
They have sayings in Japanese that are more descriptive of the personal trait than of the action.
Although there will probably be some retard whose been studying for some 8 months going to come in here and give you a piece of shit that will probably be along the lines of
齧らないほどのを込むな
But that doesn't exist because it's just words, not what the Japanese say or express.