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Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:49:04 No.2501883 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever wanted to pet an adorable little girl? Not sexually of course but more like how you would a pet.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:51:04 No.2501884 >>2501883 >Not sexually You're a real comedian.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:52:04 No.2501889 >Nut sexually Pfffttt..

>>	Rome !!EPVwTIz4j/f Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:52:04 No.2501890 Yes. And I do it everytime to my cousins. They don't seem to mind, but they don't like it particularly either. And I always end up feeling awkward.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:53:04 No.2501891 http://xr.com/xtrm funny :D

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:53:04 No.2501893 No, give me an oneesan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:53:04 No.2501895 Sometimes, I try to put stuff in my cat's butthole. It's okay though, he can't tell anyone. He is a cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:54:04 No.2501897 File: 64 KB, 500x685, 20081030231718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yes

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:55:04 No.2501901 File: 57 KB, 646x512, 1192059930436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2501895

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:56:04 No.2501903 Petto not pedo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:56:04 No.2501904 I pet my cousin like a cat while she pets my cat. My mom thinks its weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 00:59:04 No.2501912 Yes, although I have to fight the urge to pet this adorable tiny classmate. She's so small... But best of all, is getting pet. So relaxing and nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:01:04 No.2501924 I wish I had someone who cared enough about me to pet my head.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:02:04 No.2501929 >>2501904 Your mom is starting to realize that you're a pedo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:03:04 No.2501933 File: 73 KB, 500x434, Sanae pet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2501912

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:07:04 No.2501951 File: 70 KB, 600x600, DogGirlToast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to pet an adorable dog girl. Platonically and sexually.

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:09:04 No.2501962 >>2501883 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:13:04 No.2501980 File: 297 KB, 800x600, PurePureHinataOnTop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Face it /jp/. It's everything you really want.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:14:04 No.2501984 I would rather have an onee-sama to pet me whenever I feel down.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:14:04 No.2501985 I want to pet Pygmalion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:17:04 No.2502000 No because I do not objectify women and lower them to the level of an animal with my condescending actions. lol

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:17:04 No.2502002 >>2501984 I'll go with this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:20:04 No.2502016 >>2501980 Well.. If I ever convince a woman to put on cat ears and a meido uniform for me, I'd probably be settled for life.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:21:04 No.2502017 >>2501980 No, it isn't.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:24:04 No.2502026

>>2502000
Women already act like animals. They always act on their instincts, which is why you never see women try to achieve anything other than get a good boyfriend. The things that separates humans from animals, like intellectual achievements, they can't understand the concept of it at all.

Therefore, the biggest favor you can do to them and the world is to domesticate them.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:37:04 No.2502099 File: 33 KB, 851x471, 1231902675336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502026 Fascinating.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:44:04 No.2502125 >>2502026 The "civilized" male in me wants to disagree with you, but I'm afraid I lost all respect for women when I heard my cousin say, "God, I wish I could go to Europe and find some prince who'll rescue me from my miserable life!"

>>	Pads Pads Pads !Du1A6pui8g Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:46:04 No.2502131 >>2502125 I don't really see how that's different from the shut-ins who wish for their own Misaki.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:47:04 No.2502132 >>2502125 Judging half of the Earth's population based on one person. Sounds like great logic.

Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:49:04 No.2502146

>>2502026
Men already act like animals. They always act on their instincts, which is why you never see men try to achieve anything other than get a slutty girlfriend. The things that separates humans from animals, like intellectual achievements, they can't understand the concept of it at all.

Therefore, the biggest favor you can do to them and the world is to domesticate them.

Accidentally forgot my trip, so I wouldn't get accused of being a woman, again. I'm a guy. And fuck you guys, I hate you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:51:04 No.2502152 >>2502131 People who try to "fix" others are real, Disney Princes are not.

>>	Pads Pads Pads !Du1A6pui8g Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:54:04 No.2502165 >>2502152 How do you know she's refering to a Disney prince? She could just be using it as a synonym for love. Give her the benefit of the doubt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:54:04 No.2502168 File: 123 KB, 1201x1613, Prince-Charles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502152 Hey, there really are princes in Europe.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:56:04 No.2502176 >>2502152 Misaki isn't real, either.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 01:59:04 No.2502182 File: 31 KB, 368x600, mikanwut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread seriously lacks Mikan!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 02:00:04 No.2502188 >>2502131 Only low powerlevels who think they're hikkis because they don't eat in the cafeteria and go home right after school wants a Misaki. High powerlevels want a true bro like Yamazaki.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 02:01:04 No.2502190 >>2502152 Neither are adorable little girls who want to be petted.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 02:02:04 No.2502192 >>2502146 Were you trying to make a point or something? I'm not sure, since it doesn't make sense anymore when you put it like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 02:02:04 No.2502194 i just want to mess up their hair

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 02:02:04 No.2502195 >>2502168 He'd rather shag an old hag rather than- GIVE ME BACK MY WAIFU YOU PIECE OF ROYAL SHIT PRINCESS HOLY DIANA WAS MY FIRST MILF!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 02:19:04 No.2502264 File: 229 KB, 397x632, WankoMikanDogHouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502182 Agreed. Mikan is always far better than internet trolling.

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Tue, Apr 28, 2009 02:54:04 No.2502438 File: 119 KB, 690x998, honey44 copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, my kind of thread. Albeit there isn't much to discuss.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 02:57:04 No.2502458 File: 57 KB, 416x580, KumaTan1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So how about them bears. Would you pet a beargirl /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 03:06:04 No.2502495 >>2502458 A fed beargirl is a dead beargirl.

>>	None !Mystia3.V2 Tue, Apr 28, 2009 03:13:04 No.2502533 File: 82 KB, 700x763, yabai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502458 It's harder for me to find something that I wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 03:14:04 No.2502536 File: 240 KB, 652x1031, KumaTan2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2502495 But there's always room for tender love and jello.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Apr 28, 2009 03:42:04 No.2502620 >But best of all, is getting pet. This, a thousand times. Especially if the ears are getting caressed, too.

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