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Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:03:29 2009 No.2501770 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

If you could choose one touhou to spend the rest of your life with, she'd satisfy your every need, cook you top-tier food and be the perfect waifu in exchange for that if you lose your temper even once during your lifetime with her she'll give you the most painful death there is to experience.

Note that losing your temper means getting pissed off at something trivial and it can happen everywhere when shes around and not around.

Who would it be /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:05:29 2009 No.2501778 So we can get pissed off, but not at something trivial? Sakuya

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:05:29 2009 No.2501779 File: 794 KB, 850x1200, f2137edad8d70b1e7ed73bc1c2a17489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No further explanation Back the fuck off, Miles.

>>	miles !LLLLLLLLL.!!yEv/ZBcowB8 Tue Apr 28 00:07:29 2009 No.2501784 The only waifu who could come close to doing that is Satori, and even then she can't read your heart if you're far away.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:07:29 2009 No.2501785 >>2501778 you cant get pissed off at anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:07:29 2009 No.2501786 >>2501778 This is pretty much the only answer. All the rest are either lazy or insane without the abject loyalty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:08:29 2009 No.2501789 >>2501785 What if I'm really pissed off but I don't show it on the outside?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:09:29 2009 No.2501790 "trivial" is subjective

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:09:29 2009 No.2501791 File: 488 KB, 1600x1200, 1231800122604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfect and elegant maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:10:29 2009 No.2501792 File: 322 KB, 1440x900, 1226599830564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Komachi Onozuka, because I'll be able to see her after she kills me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:11:29 2009 No.2501793 File: 226 KB, 741x800, 1219678024547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WRACKED WITH INDECISION FUCK IT, BUNNEH!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:12:29 2009 No.2501796 I can't remember last time I got angry, but I think trying to avoid getting angry would only make it more likely. Well... I'm going for Satori too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:14:29 2009 No.2501798 File: 444 KB, 1200x1200, 1240203456725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remilia. I still get Sakuya to cook and clean for me, as well as a library, and a mansion to live in. It'd be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:15:29 2009 No.2501801 >if you lose your temper even once during your lifetime with her she'll give you the most painful death there is to experience. Wtf, that makes the whole point of choosing pointless so it really doesn't matter who the hell you choose.

Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:16:29 2009 No.2501804
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Fuck that, literately. I don't want some mindless ever-obedient moeblob waifu. Soon as I meet her I'm calling her a bitch and what is she gonna do kill me ten and their, please I know how to fight back and she has the body of a little girl. But yeah their will be a stuggle long into the night... and it will end in the most awesome hatesex ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:18:29 2009 No.2501807 >>2501804 >the most awesome hatesex ever. Only if she decides to rape you before killing you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:18:29 2009 No.2501808 >>2501804 Youkai are stronger than humans. Your ass is going to get kicked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:20:29 2009 No.2501814 File: 651 KB, 800x800, 1231216748692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I choose Tenshi because only she wants to be punished.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:21:29 2009 No.2501817 File: 587 KB, 777x1016, Renko (6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always. Plus, she's actually human and lives in the human world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:21:29 2009 No.2501818 >>2501808 I'm one too

>>	Lacuna !k4IsHiAtus Tue Apr 28 00:21:29 2009 No.2501819 >>2501808 Marisa and Sakuya would like to have a word with you.

>>	Otamega !!ayB95ymnz5C Tue Apr 28 00:23:29 2009 No.2501821 File: 71 KB, 500x500, 1234842712427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sakuya

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 00:24:29 2009 No.2501822 >>2501819 I meant they are physically stronger.

>>	Koakuma !!QTSq2xniWw5 Tue Apr 28 01:43:29 2009 No.2502123 File: 211 KB, 904x1200, 1238718689585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remilia. And I would enjoy the painful death.

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