Waking Up In Gensokyo - Thread 15, Day 3

[Anonymous No.]

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Your pleading is useless. "Yes, we should go see sister." She smiles cheerily and ignores you, dragging you along behind her. "Byyyeeee, Patchouli!" She calls cheerfully behind you. As you are carried away, you see Patchouli, set down her book and watch you as you leave.

You leave the library; Flandre is about to carry you up the stairs.


[ ] "Can't we go play in the basement?"

[ ] "Flandre, can I go to the bathroom first?"

[ ] Remain silent.

[ ] "Flandre, does anyone else live here?"

[ ] "So, how are you, Flandre?"

[ ] Attempt to escape her grasp

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "Flandre, can I go to the bathroom first?"

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] Remain silent.

[Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. No.]

[X] "Flandre, does anyone else live here?"

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "So, how are you, Flandre?"

I am kind of curious as to her exact stance towards us.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Remain silent.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "So, how are you, Flandre?"

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "So, how are you, Flandre?"

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "Flandre, does anyone else live here?"

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Remain silent.

Fuck it.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "Flandre, does anyone else live here?"

// this seems ok, maybe we can meet Sakuya and find a way out

[Anonymous No.]

>>250103
[ ] "So, how are you, Flandre?"

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "So, how are you, Flandre?"

[Yuka Kazami !!+QDP3lQjfnN No.]

[X] Remain silent.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[ ] Remain silent.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "Flandre, does anyone else live here?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>250103
[x] "Can't we go play in the basement?"

and by play I mean brutally rape

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "Flandre, does anyone else live here?"

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "So, how are you, Flandre?"

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Remain silent.

Can't really do anything else anymore. Go upwards, with pride that you have entered so far in the mansion without dying

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Remain silent.

Asking if anyone else lives here is downright suicide, since we already met one and are going to see another.

[Anonymous No.]

In my opinion:

[ ] "Can't we go play in the basement?" (attempt at distraction, BAD END)

[ ] "Flandre, can I go to the bathroom first?" (attempt at distraction, BAD END)

[ ] Remain silent. (OK)

[ ] "Flandre, does anyone else live here?" (genuine interest, OK)

[ ] "So, how are you, Flandre?" (Kind of bad questions, it's obvious she's joyful and doesn't care much for you at the moment)

[ ] Attempt to escape her grasp (BAD END)

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[X] "Flandre, can I go to the bathroom first and lick my hand you were holding the entire time afterwards using it for masturbation"

[Anonymous No.]

>>250142
With good luck she may introduce uss to Sakuya or Meiling

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "Flandre, does anyone else live here?"

HELP ME CHIIIINAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>250153

We already know China....

[Anonymous No.]

>>250154

MEILING MEILING TASKUTE MEILING!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>250160
But Flandre doesn't know that

[Anonymous No.]

>>250148
Yes, but we need to keep her interested. If we won't talk or do anything she could get bored and dispose of us

[TheAsian !IzyqvCHinA No.]

[X] "So, how are you, Flandre?"

[Anonymous No.]

Did remaining silent just win?

[Jehy No.]

[X] "Can't we go play in the basement?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>250153
And Cirno should still be waiting outside, and could either engage in an epic battle with Flandre or flee and bring Mokou and Keine to help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250167
I know what you mean, but she seems firm on dragging us to her sister, any question or action that seems to hinder that goal, is possibly bad end.
Therefore I felt remain silent or asking whether anyone else live her are two options that do not interfere so much with her intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250174

Yes. We want to see Remi. One loli vampire isn't enough. We want sisterly love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250180
Epic Battle?

Cinro will last like 1 second

[Anonymous No.]

>>250180
Cirno is the strongest. It would be a copmlete steamroll; nothing epic at all about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250192
Cinro is the storngest

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[X] "Can't we go play in the bathroom?"

Best option for day 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250196
Cirno would want to held back so you could see her power, since you were unconscious the entire time she was violating Reisen with an icicle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250196
Cirno would want to hold back so you could see her power, since you were unconscious the entire time she was violating Reisen with an icicle.

[FM !5Ci5vREIMU No.]

Cirno melts. Cirno route FAILED

[Anonymous No.]

>>250214
Come to think of it, does Flandre even really use any fire attacks aside from Laevateinn?

In EoSD it seems more like bolts of pure chaotic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

VN Cirno is the greatest

[Anonymous No.]

According to GM, China's weaknesses are genuflections. Easy target for Anonymous.

[Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. No.]

>>250270

So...you bow to her, she bows back...and while she's bowing, delicious raep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250275
She bows, you bows, me thinks all you get is a sore forhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>250275
You can approximate the result by replacing "rape" with "run past."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250275
I think you forgot what happened at second BAD END.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250275

We got into the goddamn mansion just by asking.
We could probably be boning China by day six if we start politely asking now.

[Anonymous No.]

Remilia probably won't kill Flandre's toy, but it still seems like a bad idea to go meet her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250303

Hey Remi, can I please borrow your Door Guard?

... Sure.

And then China was in Anon's clutches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250315

>And then China was in Anon's clutches.

So... we're the alliance of evil or something?

[Anonymous No.]

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You remain quiet. Continued noise may irritate Flandre, and you prefer to not be disintegrated. You obediently follow her up the steps, and Flandre knocks delicately on the study door at the forefront. "Hello? Sister?"
You could hear voices from inside the study, which stop almost as soon as Flandre raps on the door.
The door is opened gently by none other than Sakuya Izayoi, that knife toting maid. She looks at the both of you with a hint of surprise that is rapidly concealed. She moves aside gently.

You see Remilia sitting idly on a chair behind a small desk. She smiles at seeing Flandre. "Sister, what a surprise." The study has bookshelves along the sides, also having various curios and mementos. Behind Remilia is a large window, however, the grand blinds are drawn. Looking over at you, however, the elder Scarlet sister frowns, although more in a puzzled fashion. "Sakuya, I do not remember inviting anyone into the mansion as of late."

"I apologize, mistress, I will-" Sakuya begins to move toward you, but is stopped by a simple raised finger on the behalf of Remilia.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I dunno."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I swam."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "Meiling let me in."

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "I snuck in through a window."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250323
[x] "I swam."

Well, we did technically swim to get there. Although that attempt failed miserably. I don't want to trouble China. ;_;

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

[X] "dunno lol"

[Anonymous No.]

>>250324
Of course!

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I swam."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I swam."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250323
[X] "Sakuya let me in."

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[x] "I snuck in through a window."

Don't ruin your Meiling route Anon! Lie for her sake!

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "Flandre let me in."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I swam."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250363
She doesn't know how long we've been here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250323

[X] "I swam."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I snuck past the gatekeeper."

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "I dunno."

Let's not betray the poor gate guard and just act dumb. We're just a hapless human, it'll seem realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

But Anon isn't wet.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Remain silent.

// fuck it, all answers seem bad

[Anonymous No.]

Inb4 we get thrown in the lake for saying we swam.

[Anonymous No.]

If I see that fucking lake one more time...

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I snuck in through a window."
I won't betray China ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, GM, could we still be wet from our previous BAD END for no particular reason?

[Anonymous No.]

[x ] "I swam."

[Yuka Kazami !!+QDP3lQjfnN No.]

[X] "I dunno."

I think this answer will probably make Remilia rage, but I can't betray China.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[ ] "I snuck in through a window."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250363
Ever seen a anime/manga character wet longer than 5 seconds after swimming?

[Anonymous No.]

The 'I swam' answer will probably lead to the 'show me' response. DON'T DO IT ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>250383
... No. *Facerock*

[Anonymous No.]

LOL SWIMMING LESSONS TIME

[Anonymous No.]

I foresee a 95% chance of BAD END

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

Meiling. Day 5!

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] Attempt to open the window behind her

[Anonymous No.]

swam or window in is fine with me

don't you dare get china in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

But maybe...maybe Flandre or Cirno or China is able to save uss from drowning!

Un Deux Treux

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "I flew."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I snuck past the gatekeeper."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250323

Time for more detailed assessments via anon.

[ ] Remain silent. (Pissing off Remi is a bad idea)

[ ] "I dunno." (Worse than remaining silent)

[ ] "I snuck in through a window." (Risky, she'll probably think you're lying)

[ ] "I snuck past the gatekeeper." (Risky, she might like your sense of courage, but she might also turn you to ash on the spot)

[X] "I swam." (Probably the best answer. She'll probably just let Flandre have you.)

[ ] "I flew." (She might let you go if you seem powerful. But this also means instant death if it fails)

[Anonymous No.]

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"Then let me send you back the way you came."

And then anon was in the lake again.

[Anonymous No.]

I already voted, but in retrospect think that:
snug through the window seems a good option, BUT if Remilia comes up with a smartass reply like "you can't open any of the windows, they are magically sealed" you're dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250363
Dude, we got attacked by Koakuma, cornered by Sakuya and forced to play Hide and go Seek with Flandre. Of COURSE we're wet.

[Anonymous No.]

"So show me how you swam, Anonymous."

[Anonymous No.]

"Oh? That's interesting. There are many powerful youkai in the lake, it should be impossible to swim. Care to show us how?"

BAD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>250411
"I lied, I rode on Nessie. Uh, she doesn't seem to be in at the moment."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250407
Yeah... it's obvious the I swam answer is a bit stupid since she knows no human would survive that and your clothes aren't even wet.
Enjoy your BAD END anon.

[Anonymous No.]

There are no good answers!

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[ ] I flew - "Show me your skills then. Sakuya open the window and have our guest demonstrate..."

[ ] I swam - "Show me your skills then. Sakuya escort the human to the LAKE"

SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>250421

It's like the church in UBW all over again...

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I snuck past the gatekeeper."
All of the answers seem bad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>250423
how big is SDM? I may jump depending if it is only 2 stories

[Anonymous No.]

[z] "I snuck past the gatekeeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250406
and yet she might lie not to loose her new toy

[X] "Flandre let me in."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I swam."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I snuck past the gatekeeper."
By somehow dodging her FALCON PUNCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>250423

You're on to something.

Yell out "FALCON PAAAAAUUUUUUUUUNCH!". At least it will be an interesting BAD END.

Although I'm kind of sad at how bad this route is turning out. And we won't get a second chance. No loli vampires ;_;

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>250441
Sakuya knows you're lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250441
Flandre loves her sister and wouldn't lie to her, and she's probably not smart enough to realize the predicament we're in. I wouldn't expect any help from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250434
The inside of SDM is HUGE because Sakuya manipulating space with her ability since being able to manipulate time also means you can manipulate space.

[Anonymous No.]

It's obvious. Light's swimming lessons will prevail.

[Anonymous No.]

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Falconmind

[Anonymous No.]

>>250421
hence I opted for "Remain Silent" first and see how she reacts, we might get some better options next time. I don't think remain silent automatically results in pissing Remilia off, causing bad end, she might see our nervousness and be able to guess, we're trying to hide something.
Also the option of saying "Meiling let me in" might not be that bad, it's not like she's killing Meiling because of that, she might want to ask for a reason and so on...

[Anonymous No.]

>[ ] "Flandre let me in." (Possible. But Flan isn't exactly enamored with you. And sh'll probably point out you're lying)

Remilia wasn't specific. Flan did let you into her room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250458
The third "Wait and remain silent" leads to a BAD END against Nrvnqsr.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread could use the Kaiji narrator right about now. The setting is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250459
Doing that will most likely result in getting SPEAR'D THE GUNGNIR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250458
doesn't she already know the answer by seeing our fate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250465
"And then, on his deathbed, Anonymous realizes... this life he was living is the real thing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250471
FUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

ZAWA ZAWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>250465
FACED WITH NOTHING BUT DEAD END CHOICES, ANONYMOUS DESPAIRS!

ざわ... ざわ...

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>250471
She knows the way you'll leave the mansion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250471
she might already know where our fate leads, but it is her choice to act ignorantly or to change this fate

[Naritori !4FGmHCUQ9w No.]

And then there was none.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

Secret question: "Remilia U.N Owen was her?"

[Anonymous No.]

Please chance Anons fate for the better Remi~

[Anonymous No.]

zawa zawa
you better say swim, you bastard

[Anonymous No.]

>>250483
In the trash bag...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>250491
wait...what?

I know about the novel but i still don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>250502

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

It's sink or swim! Or both!

[Anonymous No.]

>>250465

A choice of life or death! So many choices, but none of them can be the right one! A devil's riddle with death staring him right in the eye twice! Can Anon's wit save him?

[Anonymous No.]

[X] BOX OF TISSUES

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Say "I'm the sax slave you ordered, my lady."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250533
>sax
why did I lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250533
JAZZ END

[Anonymous No.]

"Well, Miss Scarlet, I'd be happy to explain how I got into this fine mansion of yours, but first... IT'S TEA TIME."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250533
Fragrance of black coffee is now playing in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250533
BUT ANON ONLY KNOWS HOW TO PLAY BACCANO'S OP

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>250544
Remilia: Uguu
GOOD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>250533
I hope Remilia likes jazz.

[troll food No.]

Anon, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,
'Cause hell's broke loose in Gensokyo and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get these shiny lolis made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

[Anonymous No.]

Did swimming win guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250533

Oh fuck, I literally lol'd at my own typo.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs Danmaku when you can sax your opponents into submission

[Anonymous No.]

>>250553
I'm fairly certain I have a jazz remix of Septette for the Dead Princess somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

Jazz option for next set of choices please.

[Anonymous No.]

why can't we blame marisa?

[Anonymous No.]

Who needs danmaku when you can just sit down and drink tea?

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "My name is Jum, and I am here to pour your tea, mistress."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "Die monster! You don't belong in this world!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>250585

Oh... wait...

Why can't anon use his outside knowledge of Touhou loev? Claim you're Marisa's friend, and Flan and Patchy will likely stick up for you.

[Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. No.]

>>250598
Flan might.

Patchy'd probably accuse you of wanting to steal books too.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>250598
You are already dead!

[Anonymous No.]

All these choices will end in either BAD END or ruining our chances with Meiling D:

[Anonymous No.]

>It is not sure whether or not she is not using it consciously, but her ability to manipulate fate can make people just being around her have a lot of ups and downs in future, and just speaking to her even once could sometimes change the fates drastically.
>As a start, you become more likely to encounter rare things (*2).

>Vampires are surprisingly polite.
>Especially since they try not to eat the humans in Gensokyo.
>However, it might be that your fate to 'just die in the streets' has been altered (*3).

>Since she has abundant curiosity, she may choose to invite humans to her parties or play in the human villages out of nowhere.
>However, because she is childish, you must be careful not to render her in a bad mood. Otherwise, there may be terrifying consequences.
>You will have to put up with her selfishness.

So basically, we just need to not do anything to piss Remi off.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Resist arrest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250554
oh shit now i'ma go play my fiddle.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't they tell that we didn't go swimming in the lake by looking at us? Why did we choose swimming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250620

We chose to become her sax slave. I don't know what you're talking about.

JAZZY

[Anonymous No.]

>>250620
We pissed ourselves when Sakuya appeared, remember?

And again, they don't know how long we were here before Koakuma found us.

[Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. No.]

>>250620

Maybe we thought being around all the hotness would dry us off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250620
Mention of the lake forces Anon into instant LAKE END.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250620
it's not that bad, you could have bind your clothes together and put it as a bag on your head and then swim across. The problem is that the lake is fucking cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250617

Unlimited you should have paid the fine works.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I swam."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250620
Compared to the other options, the lake seems pretty tame.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>250627
She gave Anon her towel.

[Anonymous No.]

[x]Meiling let me in.


for fuck sake, just tell the truth

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[X] Through the front door.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

Also the lake might be several kilometers/miles in diameter. I wonder if our Anon would have enough stamina to pull this off. 1-2 km would probably drain him.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I flew."
[X] "I swam."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250648

If you know what I mean.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>250654
Looking kinda fishy there Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I defeated your doorguard"

DANMANKU END

[Anonymous No.]

>>250620
If we say China let us in, then China will get knifed.

Therefore, by extension, if we choose The Lake let us in, the The Lake will get knifed.

Thus, one of our objectives is complete.

[Anonymous No.]

oh fuck, Anon stew for dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>250649
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?! CONFESS AND RUIN OUR CHANCES WITH MEILING???? ;_;

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

Only the really strong ones are never let in intentionally.

[Anonymous No.]

The wait is killing me like the lake kills Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>250673

He's wither writing an awesome BAD END, a lot of different choices, or has forsaken us ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

At the first bad end our anon was sick and the water was cold and dark, so we can defeat the lake in daylight!

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

I hope Gensokyo Man implements an original character (+art) that would be the Goddess of the Lake (the embodiment of the lake so to speak).

[Anonymous No.]

>>250692
Just get Cirno to freeze the damn thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250673
Gensokyo Man here.
Swimming won. Writing reply.

[Anonymous No.]

ZAWA ZAWA ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>250695
There's always Daiyousei you know, Cirno's friend.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the Rinnosuke route? I want more UBW

[Anonymous No.]

>>250695


there's Cirno, you know

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>250642
>for fuck sake, just tell the truth

[X]Geuflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>250642
BUT THEN WE'D BE BETRAYING HER ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>250668
>>250716
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>250709

just imagine Rinnosuke finding a vibrator but not knowing how to use it... then anon arrives and gay action begins (fuuuuuck)

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

>>250712
Yeah but wouldn't you want to literally rape the lake that killed you twice now? And possibly third time since the swim option went through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250725

Why not go all the way and just have an orgy with Rinnosuke and all of our growing toehoe harem?

[Anonymous No.]

Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>250733
day 5. be patient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250725
I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL

[Anonymous No.]

So what are the odds of Marisa showing up to steal books and creating a distraction before we get thrown into the lake?

>>250745
We're not going to last until day 5.

[Anonymous No.]

　_, ,_ ∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Ｆ５！Ｆ５！
　　⊂彡

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

Can you still hate THE lake Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250765

Broken Phantasm version, of course.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

the "swim" choice doesn't really answer her question. She wanted to know how we got in here.

How about, anice fairy flew us here and distracted the gate guard for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>250768
YES

[Anonymous No.]

Emiya is now playing in the background as you decide your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay. I have set up more framework for the GM VN project.

http://anontouhouvnproject.makeforum.org/
-Dev forums

http://gensokyomanvn.scribblewiki.com
-Script-development wiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>250768
Bitch lured me to my death with her seductiveness. I can't fucking swim.

[dySWN !!5mLGD3yn+rT No.]

>>250768
Yeah. It used Lake Sign [Hypothermia] and broke our spell card.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>250785
[Scarlet Sign] Fate of the many

[Anonymous No.]

damn it keep this quiet
if the media or $cientology finds out about this, we're in trouble

i'm having enough trouble with all these closed curtains

[Anonymous No.]

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(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Ｆ５！Ｆ５！
　　⊂彡

[Anonymous No.]

Silly Anonymous do you forget you can't show them because vampires can't fucking go outside during the day?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous Sign] Eternal loneliness. - Lunatic Mode -

[Anonymous No.]

>>250807

The gensokyoan sort can. It just weakens them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250801
>>$cientology

I'm going to have to ask you to keep that off this board in particular, sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250807
You can still show it to Sakuya though...

[Anonymous No.]

"You swam." Remilia rests her head on bridged fingers. "Has it ever occured to you, that lying is a bad idea?" She turns to Sakuya. "Bring in tea for three, please." Two chairs promptly appear in front of the desk. "Sister, human, please, take a seat. Perhaps you'd like to tell me why you came here?"


[ ] "I dunno."

[ ] "But I really did swim?"

[ ] "I heard there were hot vampires."

[ ] "I heard there was a hot maid."

[ ] "I was bored."

[ ] "I was seeking adventure."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250807
PARASOLS
DO YOU KNOW THEM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250816
[x] "I wanted to see the library."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I heard there were hot vampires."

[None !KYON.wwv9s No.]

[x] "Hello, I'm selling these fine leather jackets..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250807
They can go out at night, and Remilia is known to often go out during the day using her parasol.

Actually, based on the ending in EoSD where Reimu headlocks Remilia in the sun, it's not incredibly effective in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I wanted to see the library."

[Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. No.]

[X] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>250807
they can under my umrella

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

[ ] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I heard there were hot vampires."
Lolful way to die...

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I was seeking adventure."

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250816
[x] "I heard there was a hot maid."

This is true, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "I was seeking adventure."

[Naritori !4FGmHCUQ9w No.]

[X] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I was seeking adventure."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I wanted to know what was inside."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I heard there were hot loli vampires."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I was seeking adventure."

Everyone loves a picaresque hero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>250816
[ ] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT RUMORS?

[Anonymous No.]

[x] I'm seeking the aid of powerful youkai to defeat the moon people.

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>250833
Oh you got lured in by her brea.. eh pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250816

Fuck yeah, blood tea!

[x] "I wanted to see the library."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] i want to make sweet love to your door guard, and wanted to ask your permission

[Anonymous No.]

>>250816
suddenly, options, thousands of them

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I was bored."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I heard there were hot vampires."

You get sax or die. These odds, I like them.

[Yuka Kazami !!+QDP3lQjfnN No.]

[X] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "Moon people made me do it."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Break through the window, use curtains as parachute
So as I pray, Unlimited Dick Works.
Come on, it needs some fighting scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck i can't decide remilia and sakuya end? kaguya mokou end?

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I heard there were hot vampires."

[Anonymous No.]

[x ] "I was seeking adventure."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

GO FOR IT ANON! WE'LL MAKE THE RUMORS LATER.

also, autosage is almost here. time for thread 16

[Anonymous No.]

>>250849
>>250846
either of these

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "Screw you, bitch."

THE ONLY FUCKING WAY.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I heard there were hot vampires."

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

[Anonymous No.]

God damn anon, keep it to five choices! We are being overwhelmed!

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I wanted to see the library."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] Rumors

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck yeah, luckily Remilia is pretty cool and took "you swam" as little amusing joke. Many ok choices but I go with this.

[x]"I wanted to see the library."

[FM !5Ci5vREIMU No.]

[X] "I heard there were hot vampires."

its true

[Anonymous No.]

>>250841

>sax

FUCK, STOP IT, I CAN'T FAP TO JAZZ.

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I heard there were hot vampires."

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!CkFE91f1n9T No.]

[ ] "I was seeking adventure."

[Anonymous No.]

AUTOSAGE JUST KICKED IN YO

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I'm a wandering sax player here to entertain."

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "Screw you, bitch."

FUCK YEAH AWESOME BAD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>Open the curtains

I lol'd

[Flandrenonymous !CAERF1YrA. No.]

You guys realize that 'I wanted to see the library' will likely amount to 'I wanted to steal from the library' for them?

[Anonymous No.]

So far

[x] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

and

[X] "I heard there were hot vampires."

are close. I'm rooting for the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] "I wanted to see if the rumors were true."

How are we going to get out of this Anon? ;_; This bad end is inevitable...

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I heard there were hot vampires."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250816
Talk to her long enough, maybe someone will come in and cause another ruckus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250876
There are lots of things that we can tell from this point on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250872

I find I'm able to fap rather slowly and elegantly with jazz playing softly in the background.

It truly complements my partner's cries of "YAMATE!!" which I assume means "fuck me harder" in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>Remilia rests her head on bridged fingers.

SHE'S GOING EVIL AMBASSADOR ON US FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I heard there were hot vampires."

Fuck yes, you are the best BAD END ever!

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>250895
is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250900

Who says it has to be a BAD END? Maybe she wants a male around... if you know what I mean.

+1 for

[X] "I heard there were hot vampires."

[Anonymous No.]

>>I'm able to fap rather slowly and elegantly

So you hold your pinky straight out or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250909

I remember when someone said that the first time...

[Anonymous No.]

>>250904

"Oh, you think we are... "hot," then? If you find it such an admirable quality, allow me to bestow it upon you, intruder.

Cue immolation via red the nightless castle.

"I'm sorry, sister, we'll find you a new plaything. This one was defective."

[Anonymous No.]

Why the hell arn't we telling the truth? We wanted to see the library.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250886
no, I voted for this option, thinking the library is pretty large and famous
>>250891
maybe Reimu appears and we hang out with her a little while

[Anonymous No.]

>>250895

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "I wanted to see the library."

[Anonymous No.]

GENSOKYO~~

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

>>250925
Reimu? Too lazy.
Marisa or Cirno could appear, or Ran with plans for the moon.

[Anonymous No.]

[ ] "Screw you, bitch."

Obvious bad end, or the flag for the Unlimited Sage Works route?

[Anonymous No.]

Too many bumps... thread falling...

Ah fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250946

We're in auto-sage, compadre.

[Anonymous No.]

Did "Rumors" win?

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I heard there was a hot maid."

[Anonymous No.]

[X] "I heard there were hot vampires."

[Anonymous No.]

>>250958

It's still close between Hot Vampires and Rumors. I actually think the former is winning by my count.

[Anonymous No.]

dammit, rumors is the better option

[Anonymous No.]

>>250977

If it's still first to seven, then rumors won

[dySWN !!5mLGD3yn+rT No.]

You know, maybe someone could convince the mods to sticky Gensyoko Man's thread? I doubt they could be swayed, but it would mean not having to deal with autosages and "what did I miss?" moments.

Plus, this is one of the more epic things to happen on 4chan, IMHO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250977
do you really think she understand what "hot vampires" mean? She might just say: "oh our temperature is not much different than those of humans, wanna touch my skin"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>250989
>wanna touch my skin"?
Eh, good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250989 wanna touch my skin
DO WANT

but it won't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>250985
I support stickying these threads, but I doubt the mods will do it

[Anonymous No.]

GM could please both parties, assuming it wasn't meant to lead to a BAD END

"To see if the rumors about the vampires of unmatched beauty are true"

[Anonymous No.]

>>251002
Remilia counters: "So, do you think it's true?"
Regardless of your response (lying or sweetie talk): BAD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>251019
DO WANT!

[Anonymous No.]

I could handle no Alice, and dying a cold death in a lake... but...

FUCK, I WANT MY LOLI VAMPIERS ;_;

STOP FUCKING IT UP, ANON.

[Anonymous No.]

>>250989
SUN RIPPLE OVERDRIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>251049
FUCKING YES GAR ROUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>251054

[Anonymous No.]

>>251049

FUCK YES