Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Content Aggregator: https://anubis.moe/
Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk
Fanart Galleries: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

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>>24969423
>>24970822
Welcome to CuddleHub, what will it be?

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kiki can give excellent handjob to help you sleep

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>>24979221
Gimme a Gazer

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>>24979306
no
buttsex unil kiki goes awoo in the evening, handjobs in the morning

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>>24979354

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>>24979510
don't bully monoeyes

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>>24979529
Everyone gets sexually bullied, no exceptions.

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>>24979529
The entire purpose of monoeyes is to be bullied and live their entire lives alone and unloved

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It's summertime, which means my wife spends a lot of time at the beach with her friends! Swimming, tanning, getting drunk and posing for pictures together!
What sort of activities does your waifu do at the beach?

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>>24979580
Good thing Gazer isn't a monoeye
and I love her.

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>>24979638
She usually looks for cute girls to have sex with me.

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>>24979711
Boo-bs

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>>24979638
>Force me to come to the beach so I stop looking like a pasty fuck
>Laugh at my pale skin, despite her own paleness
>Sunbathe
>Hidden sex

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>>24979638
Relaxing in the waves, building sandcastles with our daughteru, and eating picnic lunches!

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>>24979638
Walk on the boardwalk and sit in the shade with a drink and a book.

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>>24979373
Awoos get the gag.

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>>24979638
Put sunscreen on her. She's a big girl so she needs all the help she can get.

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>>24979825
>ball gag Kiki so anal sex lasts all night because she can't awoo

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>>24979638
That anubis really likes tits doesn't she?

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>>24979529
But she has more than one eye

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>>24979855
I want a bondage kiki.

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>>24979931
Do you make her watch as you pour grape juice onto white carpet?

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>>24979825
That's no fun.

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>>24979638
swim far out and float

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>>24979968
No. I just force her to do all the housework in an armbinder and hobbleskirt.

>>24979980
It's orgasm delay.

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>>24979980
My man, Kikis were built for hardcore BDSM.

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>>24979782
>>Force me to come to the beach so I stop looking like a pasty fuck
I'd have a Red Oni's skin tone after a day on the beach.

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>>24979899
Can you blame her?

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>>24979638
>build sandcastle
>breathe on it
>it's now a glass castle
Top that, bitches.

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>>24980329
No but that means she has the big gay

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>>24980146
Use sunscreen you nincompoop

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>>24980367
Nah she has medium gay at best
She doesn't try to kiss girls

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>>24980702
What about kissing them on the nipples? That has to count

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My waifu is quite the fickle woman. Sometimes she's ruthless, violently milking me for everything I've got. Other times, she's cunning, sadistically edging me again and again until I'm begging her to let me spurt just once, leveraging me to service her if she's so inclined. And still there are times when she's kind to the point of cruelty, gently caressing me all over, bringing me closer and closer to a full-body orgasm that I'm far too relaxed to see approaching. And sometimes she's so adorable I just can't help but bully her a bit, before pumping her full of my seed.

What about your waifu?

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>>24980769
She is a submissive and masochistic nympho that gets jealous and yandere when I'm not roughly fucking and molesting her 24/7.

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>>24980769
My waifu is definitely similar. She has a wide variety of tastes and fetishes (as do I) so our favorite go-to sexual activity tends to fluctuate a lot.

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>>24980753
no that's just hot

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>>24980832
Based Nightgauntfag

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>>24980753
That is very big gay

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>>24980851
Hot and the big gay aren't mutually exclusive. Face it compadre, your wife is a slut for the coochie too.

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I want a cute panda wife.

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>>24980686
Few words would get a Mamono in my pants faster.

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>>24980769
Sexy time is nice but it's not all about that
Since she has near infinite money we can just go spend days slacking off, or eating out
I do hate to wait for her when she's choosing clothes since she takes forever but in exchange i get to choose a lingerie for her to wear the same night

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Something I'm trying to remember about KC's game, did he say he hoped the final product would contain something like 30 monsters to partner with? Or was it that he said that number might be too much work to hope for?

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>>24981278
I think it was something like 20 at least, but 30 if he got more support. I can't remember entirely.

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>>24980900
she's not my wife though

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>>24981278
Was there any update about the state of it? I believe he said demo would be around summer and we are in the middle of it, but perhaps i remember wrong

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>>24981437
He said a partial release "within the next year" when the announcement was made back in October 2019, so that could mean anytime up to December 31st. Additionally, he states numerous times that it'll be a multi-year project in which he hopes to eventually allow you to "get frisky with all the races."

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>go to zipangu
>cities are crowded and you'll accidentally bump and press against zipangunese monsters.
>it's noisy and everything's bright and flashy
>monster cosplayers handing out flyers and you don't want them to notice you to avoid awkwardness
>creepy monsters groping your bulge on the train
>everything is too expensive unless you offer you're virginity and you'll get the incubus discount but even that takes lots of work
>old monster population growing exponentially, no young cuties
>nobody cares about politics here so it's not like things will change for the better

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Got a neat gift.

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hm

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>>24981437
He does indeed seem to want to release a demo in the summer. When wonderworm came out he said the following:

毎度お久しぶりです！RPGの体験版はもうすこしばかりお待ちください……という事で今日は久々の新種族！
不思議の国育ちのグリーンワーム、「ワンダーワーム」さんです！

>It's been a long time! Please wait a little longer for the trial version of RPG... So a new race for a long time today!
>"Wonder worm", a green worm raised in a mysterious country!

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>>24982151
Ooh, well that's certainly an outfit. Plan to have the doujin scanned?

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>>24982090
>old monster population growing exponentially, no young cuties

Jokes on you anon, you can't really tell if a monster is "old" beyond things like them using old timey language. They stay as cute/sexy as ever.

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>>24982219
It's just a cover, Anon! But wew, hopefully I'll get the wight her own doujin one day. Just gotta find the right artist at the right price.

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>>24982151
10/10 would read

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>>24982090
>>old monster population growing exponentially, no young cuties
I'm fine with that.

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>>24982151
goddamn it's just a cover
i was already getting a giga boner at this

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>>24981033
Sounds nice, especially the eating out bit. My wife doesn't have too much trouble picking out clothes. In a way, it's more of my decision than hers.

And of course sex isn't everything. In fact, she takes care to prevent me—and herself—from overdoing things. Sometimes by forcibly cuddling me to sleep to get me out of a rut.

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>>24982389
You and me both, Anon. You and me both.

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>>24982090
Im sure a raiju or ushi would sort me out

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Figured it'd be fun to remind everyone what we have to look forward to if KC's plans for the MGE RPG come to pass. This is part of what he posted on Patreon back in October last year. Maybe he's being overly ambitious, but if we get even half of what he plans then it should still be fun.

>■Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPG (provisional)

>~An erotic RPG in which, after being milked by encountered monster girls, you adventure! together while getting frisky~


>Until now, I've introduced the monster girls and worldview of “Monster Girl Encyclopedia” through text, illustrations, and doujinshi, but the time is at hand to make more than just something you read and look at. I want to make the kind of work where you can interact with and be assaulted by monster girls, and so, I'm currently developing a game “Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPG (provisional)” with RPG Maker VX Ace so that everyone can play it!


>“Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPG” is a game where you'll be assaulted by monster girls and have lewd things done to you, and afterward, you can enjoy adventuring together while having sex with monster girls who become your wives! The many monster girls you'll encounter everywhere you go will sexually assault you to try and make you their husband. All monster girls are beings endowed with the power of a succubus, specialized for charming, having sex with, and wringing essence out of men... You can do lewd things to them too, but even if you try to take the initiative by making them climax over and over, they'll just delight in your aggression and enjoy the situation of being attacked, so you can't beat a monster girl with sex. Once you're pounced on by them, that's it... Your penis will be fondled, engulfed, and sucked on, and you'll be milked as much as they please...

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>>24982409
Gonna collect all the snakes

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>>24982409
>However, in “Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPG (provisional)”, even after getting milked by a monster girl in such a manner and losing, you can keep playing. When figuring out what sort of things would delight your monster girl partners, you have more than just erotic options, as you can beg, whisper of love, or try confessing...

>And the thing is, if you lose after a monster girl's “charm gauge” is filled up, after wringing you dry, the monster girls will join you as allies, and you can have them aid you in your quest, or do erotic things wherever you go, such as at inns or even in the shade of rocks! Even just by ejaculating, having them swallow your semen, or pouring it inside, a monster girl's “charm gauge” will still go up, so don't hesitate to let them make you ejaculate and let's lose pleasurably!

>■Concerning development policy, outlook, and the format of release

>Presumably development will continue over a long period of time, so I plan on making it available to everyone supporting me on Enty, fantia, and Patreon as soon as it is partially finished to a certain degree. My target is to have the equivalent of the prologue actually playable and released within the next year, after which we will be performing periodic updates that gradually expand the world and add new races... I've concluded that this is the sort of format in which I want to pursue development.

>“Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPG (provisional)” is based around the concept, “together with monster girls”, so in addition to the erotic scenes where you're assaulted and milked by encountered monster girls, I also intend to put effort into the adventure with monster girls after being joined together as well as the lovey-dovey stuff, and thoroughly flesh out each and every monster girl. Also, it would be sad if it ends up like, “It's 'Monster Girl Encyclopedia', but there are only 10 types of monster girls!”, “My favorite monster girl isn't in it!”, so you'll have to be patient, but eventually, I think I want to make it so that you can get frisky with all the races.

>However, in that case, the volume of both text and work is going to become quite vast... Supposing I keep working on it until it's complete before selling it on DLsite, there will be problems such as the following:

>“During the game's development, I won't get around to other work such as adding new races, doujinshi, etc., so I won't be able to announce new works related to Monster Girl Encyclopedia”.

>“It'll take several years until the game is completed, so I'll keep everyone waiting for a long time”.

>“I'll starve to death while I'm making it”.

>Considering the financial and temporal issues, it seems more realistic to make a medium length title featuring about 20~30 races, or a short title with 10 races or less, and sell it.

>But according to the concept previously mentioned, it has to have more than just an enjoyable story. I have a strong passion and determination to make it so that you're “together with monster girls” and you can play in “the world of Monster Girl Encyclopedia”. And since for that, I'll need to take my time and carefully craft it without paying any heed to profitability, please let me use this sort of format for handling the release. Until now, I have been humbly receiving awfully warm support from everyone, and it's thanks to you all that I've been able to continue working on Monster Girl Encyclopedia. You are truly a lifesaver. Thank you so much! Once again, this is a rude request, but I would be grateful if you'd keep supporting me from now on too...!

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>>24982409
Sounds like it won't be adopting a potential sex only playstyle. Hopefully it'll let you jump back into combat as soon as you get done topping, and it doesn't instantly end in a game over as soon as you pull out.

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>>24982453
>Additionally, I'm talking several years down the line, but when the game is complete, I plan to sell the finished version on DLsite, etc., and I've decided that I want to distribute a copy of both the DL version and the packaged version along with exclusive goods, etc. for the wonderful supporters who have contributed at least as much in total as the price of the packaged version during development.

>■Concerning the ways support funds will be used

>I plan to use the money I humbly receive from all you wonderful supporters in the ways detailed below henceforth. I have concluded that I'd like to use it so that I can spend as much time as possible on development, and additionally, if there is surplus, I would like to hire more staffers, do some outsourcing, etc. so that I can have a better game ready for everyone to play sooner.

>[Development Expenses]

>Currently, there are three developers, including Kenkou Cross, so I'll use the money to enable myself to personally pour all time possible into development and compensate the staff.

>[Additional Staff Recruitment or Outsourcing Expenses]

>Staff to assist me with the monster girls' dialogue text,

>staff to compose the BGM used in game, and others as needed.

>[Material Costs of the Exclusive Goods for Supporters]

>I'm talking down the line when the game is nearing completion,but I think I would like to produce and distribute exclusive goods, etc., for my wonderful supporters.

>■Concerning the English Translation

>There will be an extremely large amount of text. As a reference point, requesting a translator to translate the text of an erotic scene when encountering a single race of monster girl will cost around 1800 dollars in translation fees just for that. Even if I can recruit staff to work on the translation over the long term for cheaper, it would still cost quite a lot to compensate them. Moreover, implementing the translated text in game is also quite time consuming work. Personally, I think I would like to release an English version, but please understand it will only be possible if I get sufficient support funding through Patreon.

>Also, if I do happen to gather more than enough funds for translation and there is a surplus, I think I would also like to look for staff who can take charge of implementing the translated text and work on patches for the English version.

>■In Case Not Enough Support Funding Is Gathered

>I'll have to switch to developing short to medium length works reusing the system of Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPG and use the proceeds to fund Monster Girl Encyclopedia RPG. Even in that case, I still plan on periodically releasing a trial version that supporters can play, and distributing the DL version and packaged version along with exclusive goods. If it is not financially feasible, in that case development over a long period will become absolutely difficult, so I'm terribly sorry, but I would be grateful to have your understanding.

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>>24982258
>old monster population growing
Oh noooo, that sucks

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>>24982453
I appreciate inn use.

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>>24982472
From the next bit, it seems "losing" may well be part of charming the monster into marrying you. That is they will join you so long as their charm gauge is filled up, and you can do different things to different monsters to raise the charm gauge, such as begging them (probably for sadistic types) or confessing love (probably for the softer types).

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>>24982513
I want to touch her fluffy hair

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>>24980769

She is smug as fuck because we both like charisma breaking. Also she asks for me to take my dick out when she's bored because she likes having something in her cheeks.

Also we call each other faggot all the time.

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>>24982607
>She is smug as fuck because we both like charisma breaking.
Reminds me of me and my waifu.

I don't really call her names, but she'll hurl a few insults my way. Mainly simple stuff that she knows doesn't get to me.

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>>24982607
I aspire for a similar relationship with a manticore.

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>>24982607
"No way, Fag."

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It must suck when you defeat a fierce, sexy P'Orc warrior, but get turned off by how submissive she becomes after the fight.

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>>24982801
No one knows for sure 'coz there still hasn't been a man with a taste shit enough to desire a "P'Orc" warrior.

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>>24982801
Could just ask her to stay a proud, fierce porc or just accept losing to her and becoming the slave of a sexy pig barbarian

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demons frighten me, imagine being near those things

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>>24982151
tits too big

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>>24982949
Be the goddamn Doom slayer and make them afraid to be near you.

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>>24982990
i can't, i'm too weak

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>>24982409
>can't beat a monster girl with sex
But no one can beat cock.

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>>24982982
In all fairness, I'm yet to see any waifufag who gets consistent proportions for all their commissions. It usually depends on the artist.

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How do you run away from or stall something which never rests and wont stop until it has drained your dick a thousand times?

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>>24982409
I'll be doing the same thing I do with all hentai games:
Trying to get through the game a chaste virgin just to see if I can. Think of it as a pacifist run.

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>>24983049
Get a powerful waifu that will protect you from said thing, or at least be satisfied in only letting it drain you a hundred times as she watches, before taking the next nine hundred times for herself.

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>>24983045
Not him, but this. Personally it makes sense, my waifu's proportions would gradually fluctuate over time depending on our tastes. Similar to gaining or losing weight but more focused on certain bits.

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>>24983045
on the money, Anon. At this point I just don't even try to get the proportions right, it usually results in a monstrosity of a wip.

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>>24983078
>chaste virgin
Coward. Get through it an enjoy yourself as much as possible without any Game Overs or loss scenes.
Don't tell me you only play games that exclusively have sex as a punishment!?

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>>24982949
You could get a sidhe traveling companion, they don't take shit from anyone.

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>>24983081
anon the issue is i dont have a waifu,and i rather not get a crazy mg as a first

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>>24982949
You'll be perfectly safe as long as you can resist temptation. Don't tell me you're some perverted degenerate that will rapidly slide down a slippery slope into an everlasting abyss of deviant pleasure the moment he faces the tiniest bit of seduction? Who will gladly cast off the pain of being a human, in exchange for pleasure?

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>>24983091
Yeah, I used to find it slightly annoying until I realized it's just one of those things that come with commissioning people of various skill levels and attitudes. Now I just headcanon that my wife is using her magic to change her proportions to spice things up a bit.

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>>24983113
Then you'll have to get stronger.
Besides, if she's targeting you then it's practically guaranteed you two would make a good couple. Man up already.

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>>24983096
It's not cowardice, it's more trying to defet the point of the game. It's like how some people try to play action games as a pacifist, or how some crazy people try to speedrun light novels.

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>>24983169
Beat it punaldin style, dropping a sick pun with every win

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>>24983045
I don't even get commissions and I still can't keep her proportions straight beyond a general idea. Shorter than me, with reasonable proportions and more ass than chest

But sometimes I really need some boobs in my life.

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>>24983181
That's a really fucking weird coincidence considering It's actually me

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>>24983156
Same, but I also know that no artistic interpretation of her is ever going to be 100% perfect even if I had actual photographs of her to use as references. That's just the way art is so it's not hard for me to look past the smaller inconsistencies..

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>>24983196
update your damn story, it's great

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Worship apophises or they will send the serpent guards after you.

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>>24983140
Uhhhhh....I don't think so?

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>>24983359
So what you're telling me is that the she will come if I don't?
Good, that's what I want.

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>>24983045
I don't get commissions but my wife's proportions constantly change because ̶I̶ ̶a̶m̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶t̶i̶s̶t̶ my art is constantly evolving.

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>>24983359
She cant get me I closed the iris on my stargate!

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What I'd give for a lolibaba to call me "boya" while training my combat skills

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>>24983472
remember anon, it's not that you don't know anatomy, it's just your art style.

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>>24983359
>Apophis finally figured out how to conquer those pesky Tau'ri

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>>24983496
What i'd give for a lolibaba to lewd me

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>>24983359
To all you fine lassies so proud, so cocksure, slithering about with your mouths full of venom! Come and get me I say!

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>>24980769
She's fickle but more in the noble tsundere kind of way. She does like being tenderly dominated but is too prideful to directly admit to it even when pleasured almost senseless, and unspokenly expects me to carefully convince her body and heart into it.

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Recently some issues with the world made me think, would someone actually be able to patent, trademark or copyright monster girls? Because that sounds very scary.

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>>24983671
Probably not, and even if they did its such a broad group it couldn't be enforced.

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>Manticore daughter taking a nap
>Sucking on one thumb with her mouth and the other with her tail

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>>24979638
Kakuen,ryu and Raiju swim around mad hatter sunbathes

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>>24983713
Considering ahegao was trademarked, I fear for words like monmusu.

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>>24983359
I've always wanted to live in a monster-dictatorship.

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>>24983045
I don’t commission but I generally try to imagine them with general proportions like medium breast or large breast rather than a hard size

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>>24983840
would you like a apple shaped ass with that order?

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>>24983045
It's even harder to get good loli commissions. While I do have some adult versions I generally prefer loli and It's almost impossible to find lolis as good as KCs.

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>>24983883
Have you tried skeb? I've seen some success from other waifufags in getting commissions there.

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>>24983782
You have a poor understand of copyright law

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>>24983883
>It's even harder to get good loli commissions
Seconding what the other artist said, I've got a loli wife commission through skeb, there's artists that do those proportions all over the site.
I'd still sell my soul for KC art but I'm very happy with what I have so far.

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>>24984162
>Seconding what the other artist said
I mean other anon, commissions on the mind.

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>>24984162
>skeb
How does that compare to email/discord/twitter/etc. as a way to get commissions? Is there anything special about it?

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Adventure awaits!

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>>24984275
Can it wait a little longer? I'd rather stay inside and cuddle.

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Do you think a salamander would look better or worse with black sclera?

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is Cerberus an individual hellhound that's really powerful or are they actually just super saiyan hellhounds?

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>>24984308
Everything looks better with black sclera.

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>>24984328
Not always

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>>24984338
Let's not be hasty

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>>24984275
WHERE IS THE FLAG?

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>>24984194
It's japanese artists, the in built translation is way better than google translate and I haven't had any issues so far. It works a bit differently than other sites, the main difference being you offer money (they usually have a recommended amount, never go for the minimum or you might get a sketch) and if they accept the commission the site takes the money as a middle man. If the artist completes it they get their money but if not the site refunds you.

Pros
>Much easier to find open artists
>There's a set deadline till you get refunded
>Artists can display their factual, average completion time and complete rate
>Some Japanese artists you like who are on there are probably cheaper than you think
>loli isn't taboo there
Cons:
>There's no sketch phase, you get the completed work and that's it. Keep requests simple and check their previous requests to make sure they're accurate before commissioning as requests are public unless set as private
>You're not allowed any contact with the artist as per the ToS, it's a middle man site to stop japanese artists getting harassed by gaijin
>censorship is required by japanese law, extent of it varies on an artist to artist basis

If you can put up with the cons it's a really great site, if you decide to go for it I'd be happy to help more if needed.

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>>24984446
Neato anon, thanks for the info! Sounds like it might work for me in the future.

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gremlins are best girls!

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>>24984446
From the sounds of it it seems like this is just better overall than commissioning western artists.

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>>24984472
>That a wrench in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

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>>24984469
Hope it works out for you, it's pretty great. If I had the money I'd go for more but at least there's still one in the works.
>>24984542
Naw, just a different way of doing things. There's still a ton of western artists I'd love to commission and plenty have been great to me so far but skeb really beats searching out randos on twitter when everyone I want to commission on the English speaking side is closed.

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>>24983859
I do enjoy a good kakuen butt yes

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>>24979191
what was the op pic?

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>>24984727
The legendary Super Kakuen!

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>>24984732
naked amazon

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>Dhampir daughter had a bad dream
>Wants you to fuck her butt so she can feel better
>She's 31

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>>24984828
Ok, this is a scenario I imagine actually happening with my own daughteru.

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>>24984732
Weird, that pic wasn't a problem before.

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>>24984853
What species?

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>>24984958
Kobold!

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>>24984828
It'd be cruel not to.

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this is your elf for tomorrow

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I hope there's a Holstaur breed that's as close to regular Minotaur as possible, cause I don't think wild Minos like to share and I'd like to milk a big dominant girl like her.

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>>24985130
I want a refund

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>>24985187
>Spiked collar.
>Tank top.
>Fingerless gloves.
This is the kind of Holst my mother warned me about!

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>>24985195
Built for pinning innocent human boys to the floor and extracting seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985187
I wish this artist doodled more stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985273
you're joking right, Anon? His twitter is active as all hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985130
I already have an elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985130
But I requested a dark elf.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any reason at all why some people in specific lines of work should not abuse the prisoner fruit whenever they can? Barmaids for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>Baphomets canonically have the best pussy in the setting
Who has the best ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985441
Anubilydoobily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985441
Wights. It's like sticking your dick in warm, slippery silk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985294
Let me rephrase it. I want him to doodle more cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985547
I want him to draw more tigers

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985564
That still looks like a cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985564
Big tigers are for making into BEEG tigers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985576
Tiger milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985564
Big titty Jinko are for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985599
Really, it would be nice to have a pregnant Jinko picture,

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985564
What exactly with Jinkos though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985599
Good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985564
There's a Tiger in the onsen! Everyone get out quickly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985130
I specifically requested the LEAST smug elf you had.

[Anonymous No.]

which monster has the biggest castle?

[Anonymous No.]

The Pharaoh demands satisfaction, slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985633
OL jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985130
Why do I think of Bugs Bunny (The Chuck Jones one) when I look at this?

[Anonymous No.]

What would happen if mamono discovered WW1?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985441
Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

how do I fuck all 218 monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985441
No one knows. It's yet to be specified canonically. Though if I had to guess, it'd be a girl that probably packs a couple extra pounds: holsts, p'orcs, trolls, maybe jubjubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985791
By freezing time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985791
With your penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985742
All her eye stalks are rolling their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985639
The Mamono Lord Lilith most likely. Her castle is noted to be larger than anything the MGE humans have ever build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985830
Rude. They're just looking elsewhere. She's a very vigilant girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985882
Can i waltz inside and rape a JC Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

what would a coyote girl be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985661
they'll think human men are too dangerous to be in office and have power so they must be kept under the authority of monster girls for the good of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985938
A smaller Wolf Girl, dressed like a Native American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985633
See >>24985629

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985966
Imagine what would happen if a Valkyrie saw the attack of the dead men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985882
>In today's episode of MGTV Cribs, we visit the home of noted sex-demon, philantropist, and businesswoman, the Demon Lord herself!
>Camera pans over a massive castle
>It takes nearly a minute to cover it's span
>Focuses on the demon lord, looking as smug as ever
>"Yeah, it'd say it's pretty sweet. It has 32 bedrooms, and I've conceived a daughter in every one of them. I got knocked up in 3 of the 27 bathrooms too"
>Starts giving a tour of the mansion
>"So as far as sex dungeons go, this is pretty standard. There's the orgy room, the couple's gloryholes, some light BDSM equipment"
>"Here's hubby's room, where he can watch his football games and play with his buddies. We had a sex swing installed there, but he felt it was pretty awkward sitting with his friends next to it so we moved it to our 23rd daughter's bedroom for her to play with"
>"This here is the war room. Here is where the conquest of Lescatie was planned and, most importantly, where Paladin Gangrape VII was shot. So much history!"
>"And of course, can't forget about the dildo room. I have some autographed mech-dongs by Erotikka Suxx, the Gremlin artisan from Erotikka Dildos"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985130

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986168
A hunter and her prey.

[Anonymous No.]

gazer laser

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986168
Is there a doujin to go with this? I want to see just what this elf is capable of.

Also, I presume the text on the right is saying she is 3,000 years old?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986226
>３０００歳
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

would monster girl created anime have 3000 year old shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986226
>>24986260
Oh boy. That's a lot of Ara Ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986272
>3000 year old shotas
Gonna call a monster a pedophile for like that character as a joke I'm sure nothing bad would happen to me especially after she offers me a drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985938
desperate pranksters

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986272
There wouldn't be stigma for normal shota among monster girls to use it as an excuse, but I can see ojiishota appeal to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986226
If he does, it won't be for a while
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83216164

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985938
Petty wild west outlaws that need a strong, Clint Eastwood figure to keep them in line.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the average size of a harem in KC canon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24984828
That’s pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986197
Mekara Beam

[Anonymous No.]

Would harpies accidentally fly into glass like birds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986561
Only JubJubs because they're dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986405
Unknown as far as averages go. Rather we mostly know about upper limits. There are upper limits for bicorn harems for instance (or at least limits for an easy to acquire number), but the numbers can be considerably larger to harems that consist of races that form harems of their own kind by nature. Even then there are limits, as noted for how large mouse harems stop increasing at some point and the children born go off to form new large mouse packs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986272
there is nothing wrong with that and monstergirls that like those characters are good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986585
What’s the upper limit of bicorn harems?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986606
I want a harem of bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986584
I could see them smashing their hips against the glass like that knockoff lilim cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986606
A harem of 5 or 6 is "easy," so presumably beyond that it gets progressively unlikely that the harem will grow further.

[Anonymous No.]

I would definitely a youkai hag,

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986714
That's why you get a Nurarihyon waifu too. Or multiple Bicorns. Or both. The correct answer is both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986714
Personally I like harem around 4-5 maybe 6 if a specific mge was persistent enough but couldn’t you just get a second bicorn and extend this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986790
why not merge the two

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986810
Probably

[Anonymous No.]

Lizard Kobolds or Dog Kobolds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986918
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986922
at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986918
Dogs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986988
Suicide!

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girls will pin you down and tickle you relentlessly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986993
That wasn't one of the choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24986810
>but couldn’t you just get a second bicorn and extend this?

My impression is that the bicorn's mana within the man gets "thinner" the bigger the harem gets due to how the husband has the mana of all the wives within him, and thus the more wives there are the less sway the effect of any one mana may have.

Point being that another bicorn in the harem would help, but not as much as one may think. Her own mana within the husband will still have to compete with the effects of all the others, and would be rapidly overshadowed as soon as a few more harem members were added.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987030
You really have to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

What does a Nurarhiyon actually do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987116
This is the reverse though. You'll be the one to pin her down

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987212
You know that Rick and Morty episode with the alien who places itself in the house and makes you think it's always been there to shill things to you? That but it's she's just there to fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987212
>shows up at your house
>makes herself your waifu
>turns you into an incubus
>helps you build a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987116
>>24987235
Yes, reverse

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987235
That's not what the original post said, it asked which monster will "tickle you" and tickling the man is what the night gaunt does to claim him (though admittedly it's not true tickling I suppose).

[Anonymous No.]

I want to walk into a rough and dangerous monster saloon alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987589
Sure, but you're not leaving alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987672
I'm pretty sure that's the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987328
What's the downside again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987833
None unless you're into monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987833
She smokes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24987916
Not in the house she won't.

[Anonymous No.]

so what do you say afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24985300
That's a big elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988100
The queen is obviously the biggest

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988100
A big elf (5'3")

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988093
After what?

[Anonymous No.]

need me a fluffsnake

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988093
"I have mated with a woman. Inform the men!"

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters should be fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988152
I mean, you say that. And it makes sense. But the warrior elves are big. And I imagine the worker elves are also big. The noble elves are probably big too. Are all elves big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988174
you know what

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because Grelia sabbath familiars have short nurse skirts doesn't mean you can flip them up to get a panty shot.
They're professionals dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988093
you can stop biting me now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988326
You lost me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988417
dense anons are treated very roughly in monster territories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988449
How roughly, exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988503
On a scale of weresheep to ushi, around manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

What would Cazadores be like in the MGE world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988223
I want this reversed with a High Orc or P’Orc.
>MG makes smoke signals after every time you two fuck
>”Honey, do you need to do that after every time?”
>”It’s tradition!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988374
What if I kept getting hurt/sick just so I could mess with the nurses everyday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988824
My favorite liquor would be Apophis Venom

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988930
What about the Lamiabite tourniquet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988824
cazadores aren't much when you have all the perks that let you do bonus damage to them in fact with the perks you can just walk up to them and hug them

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls with big buttholes!

[Anonymous No.]

How would Mamono Mana corrupt or affect pic related?

Would the MGE world, Demon Lord for his I say this, disappear and cease to exist the moment pic related wakes up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989387
go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989407
Is /tg/ leaking into the thread again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989407
>>24989452
C'mon I meant that as wanking to MGE and Demon Energy. Fuck whatever /tg/ nonsense that may or may not be leaking in here "again."

[Anonymous No.]

Remember not to pet your kiki too much or her tail will start to wag. It embarrasses them when that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989218
They won't sting? Thought animal friend only affected animals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989631
*Beastmen mamono

[Anonymous No.]

Besides Hellhound and Demon, who else fits here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989682
Strawberry flavored onis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989682
Oni/Ogre

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989682
Manticore, maybe. Depends on the Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989682
Minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get rubbed out by the Mofu Mafia!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989958

[Anonymous No.]

>>24988093
tell her that consent is important and that she shouldn't use drugs, spells, or restraint to get sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989958
You mean, like a handjob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990071
>drugs, spells, or restraint
Yes. No matter how much of a turn on those things are for me, without consent it will only cause grief in the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990340
You imagine if you fell into the clutches of a cait sith or a marengo while consent wouldn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw your daughteru can't sleep without her security butt plug

[Anonymous No.]

Where do I find amazon party members I need another melee dps for our raid and potentially an off tank since our minotaur tanks don’t realize to get out of the red zone

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990487
What would you have to have done to get a young girl so anally fixated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990487
What if the buttplug isn't enough?
What if she needs her cunny plug a.k.a. daddy's big adult wee wee

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys ever thought up an idea for a Sabbath branch

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989387
Since Shoggoths worship it would it be some kind of super shogg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990527
Daily doses of butt cummies, duh.

>>24990528
She can have that too, but then it's bedtime for sure. No more stories, no more classes of water, no more fat daddy cock in her cunny, just bedtime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989757
>>24989793

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989682

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989948

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990538
I had a general idea for a BDSM focused sabbath, but other than the fact that I'd want it to exist so I can join it I haven't put much more thought into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24989682
>be in high school
>get transferred to Amazon High
>your first day the biggest girl in school comes up to you and pronounces you as her husband
>she then carries you around like pic related to your classes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990551
>>24990563
>>24990574
No hair?

[Anonymous No.]

If your waifu was suddenly part Bapho and the head of her own Sabbath centered around her/your specific fetishes, what would her scythe look like?

[Anonymous No.]

Well, it looks like pastebin has fixed itself. I know my waifu will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine your in this position and you start blowing raspberries on her belly and all she can do is laugh hysterically while wiggling crazily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990628
Fairly simple and all black, but with a texture like rubber. Maybe with some bondage cuffs and a ball gag hanging from the back where the blade meets the long stick-y part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990628
My waifu wouldn't be caught dead as a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990563
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990551
Red oni master race

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990628
>If your waifu was suddenly part Bapho and the head of her own Sabbath
Then she's not my waifu anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990628
Like my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990882
Human villagers are made to be dragged away into the mountains by strong Oni Women!

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this thread so full of people who aren't interested in separating lifestyle from fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991002
Can't she just move in so we can live in the village?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991018
because they don't have a life and therefore have no lifestyle

[Anonymous No.]

Like all demons, oni are to be properly bound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991018
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991035
so touching her butt with your dick is acceptable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991018
For some species, MGE kinda makes your fetish a lifestyle, although there is a difference between wanting a kiki maid with occasional private BDSM and having a kiki maid be your leather slave in front of guests or out and about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991040
I mean like instead of just fucking your daughteru and having it be a kinda weird, but largely non intrusive aspect of life, she has to have a "comfort buttplug" to leave in all day because the thought gets you hard.

Kind of like the distinction here >>24991062. You see it in real life with LGBT wackos where their perversion IS their identity, so it bleeds into every aspect of their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991084
I just want to live a happy life with Lich wife, Zombie dragon daughter and Lich daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991084
It is a porn setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991084
So what does it mean if a fetish contradicts one's philosophy? I'm turned on by women in bondage, but actual slavery and kidnapping disgusts me. I don't think I would be comfortable practicing certain aspects of my fetish on another individual no matter how consensual it is because it might make me feel sick about myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991137
I dunno, maybe some dudes are just here for the dick and other dudes like this guy >>24991128 are here for the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991018
>>24991084
I don’t always think of sex with my harem I’ve tried thinking out where we live the house’s layout etc

[Anonymous No.]

Do you hear the voices too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991196
I have done this also! Many levels, many indoor gardens and pools and such. Modern comforts brought to a network of caves high and low inside the mountain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991251
That's a really imaginative hairstyle. Maybe I just haven't seen enough, but I don't usually see hair interact with horns in any way. Imagine if instead of twintails she wrapped her hair around her horns? Way too much fur though, that doesn't need to be there at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991251
YEEES
very meta question - when you type this out do you read it in the champion's voice or the possessed's voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991554
Possessed

[Anonymous No.]

Whohoah here she comes
She's a man-eater

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991800
I'd let her eat me, literally and figuratively. Though personally, I prefer my manticores with red hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991800
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991554
Possessed, no doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

Wakey wakey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24992193
Korone no

[Anonymous No.]

>>24992193
Cute doggo.

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOO NOT THE SNAKE PIT AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>24992193
>Time for game-uu!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24992296
COILED

[Anonymous No.]

>>24992296
how would she react to her husband being thrown into the snek pit

[Anonymous No.]

Mamono mana has many effects including
>Addition of horns, scales (aquatic and reptilian), feathers, wings, magic powers, various animal features below the waist lolification, fungination, reduced intelligence, increased intelligence, change in states of matter, increased muscles, tails, loss of legs, loss of hands, loss of skin, loss of body, rooting to ground, loss of sanity, body heat in either extreme range, inability to resist a come on, a desire to rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape- change in size from anywhere between 9ft to 3 inches, may be able to turn into a dragon, is physically incapable of cheating on you, looks like a guy but really wants a boyfriend, incapable of seriously harming a human male who has shown no ill will to them, and in rare cases may turn into a furry

[Anonymous No.]

>the Order sent out many a female paladin to fight fire with fire, so to speak
>some returned, but as the monsters they were sent to fight

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any /hb/ Threads in a Mamono 4chan /hmn/ board?
What would be the usual posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24991084
There's atleast one anti-loli faggot here who thinks he's clever and entertaining, and keeps making those le epic shitposts almost every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24992999
It's the exact same shit but with the genders reversed. Like Wintertown girls dream of guys from the big city coming in to ski on their slopes so the Yetis can nab them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24992358
Well they can likely sense her mana's signature so unless they had a death wish no other lamia would fuck with (literally) a shiro's prop- I mean, husband
Maybe a more powerful one... but snakes are too prideful to steal men from others

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993066
Are you suggesting that it's some anti-loli fag falseflagging by posting obnoxious cunny tier shit? I some how doubt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993130
Well it's true. Based lolifags would never write anything that stupid, that's just impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993130
no the guy he mentions does toddlercon posts while replying to loli posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>24979191
Mini kiki for adoption

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993130
It wasn't even that many threads ago someone asked him why he's so retarded and he replied something along the lines of "i don't even like loli i just post because i think its funny xDDD"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993180
It can easily clean under the bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993180
Apprentice meidos are for loving, and occasional IMAGINE-ing.

[Anonymous No.]

Do monster girls go to school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993212
Oh yeah I actually remember that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993328
Yes. How else am I meant to fuck teen monster girls in school uniforms?
I bet like half of the monster girls there are just adult monster girls trying to fuck the teachers. I wouldn't mind that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993328
One could call it that

[Anonymous No.]

DragonMaiden Chapter 4 is completed. Chapter 5 will be done pretty soon - I had to split the chapter in two.

https://pastebin.com/ZttcGbKP

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993328
they must of to have learned the natural sex appeal of school swimsuits

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of products would be marketed to monster girls? Shampoo for those with feathers or fur. What else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993542
Luxury coffin fabric softener.

[Anonymous No.]

Spoon-ear fetishists are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993426
Doragon meido?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993592
Halt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993096
>a shiro's prop- I mean, husband
I'm not her property and I don't know where these allegations come from

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if your single, lonely Dark Mage neighbor wants to take your son on an unsupervised camping trip, you should absolutely say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993592
>Spoon-ear fetishists are dangerously great
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

Just gonna reprogram him a bit so he "remembers" that I'm his wife...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993758
>Can't even get a man without mind raping him
What a bad monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993758
You mean he'll have... Total Recall?

[Anonymous No.]

>"I warned you not to stay up too late..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993758
Don't trust the mindflayer anons! They're trying to make you forge-

[Anonymous No.]

>>24990628
One of my wives is already a Bapho, she even has her own scythe designed. I really need to get a full color pic of her holding it some time.
>>24991196
What would your living arrangements be like? Always interested in hearing that kind of thing from other haremfags.
I've kinda went full autism in a similar way with the mansion lay out, what the kingdom would be like, wives friends etc and it's always expanding into something I could probably do a world guide style book on if I knew how to draw or write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993944
I can stay up all night when I don't have work! Waking up at 7:30 in the morning is a luxury I rarely have!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993956
Forge? Being a blacksmith can't be that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24994223
I want a Monoeye smith to clang my berserker armor if you catch my meaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>24994256
you want her to repair your armor because you were irresponsible and took a heavy blow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24994315
Yeees, that's it...

[Anonymous No.]

i want gazer to vision link me with an eye stalk she shoves up her holes

[Anonymous No.]

why am i so weak to foxes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24994885
foxes are bad
don't trust foxes
don't touch foxes
don't look at foxes
preferably don't even think about foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24995025
i'll take this advice even though i love foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993328
Of course, how else would Ms. White Horn manage her kindergarten class in Winterstown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24995123
You don't need to worry about managing your kindergarden class if you don't have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993426
Good read, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

There's a second Gazer shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

how can I bait a big scary dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24995972
Bling.

[Anonymous No.]

Wanna puff-puff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24995993
but i can't afford that

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996095
You can't attract a bear without a jar of hunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996112
Yes you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996149
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996072
Ahri stop smoking it's bad for your health ffs you dumb fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996072
i'll puff what wonderworm has

[Anonymous No.]

>>24995159
That's because the evil snow harpy keeps trying to steal her Wendi students and rob them of their meats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996072
>Get home from work after a particularly exhausting day
>Waifu greets me at the door as usual
>"Welcome hom—"
>Ignore her completely, walk past her to the bedroom and just collapse on the matress, burying myself in pillows
>Don't even bother taking off my coat and shoes
>Door creaks open a few minutes later
>"Get up."
"Don't wanna."
>"I said get up!"
>Waifu wrenches me out of bed with inhuman strength and spins me around
>Head ends up trapped between her soft pillows
>She pushes me back onto the bed and pins me under her
>Starts rubbing her breasts around my head
>"Dinner's still in the oven. I have more than enough time to remind you just how lucky you are to have me..."
>She giggles as I start to feel a bit better
Puff puff is a miracle and so are certain potions my waifu keeps in stock just for emergencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996274
Evil harpy? There is no such thing as evil harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996072
Oh, you're not referring to the Dragon Quest "puff puff"? What a shame...

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a Kikimora or a Rabbit? I need to know for research purposes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996315
All monsters are inherently evil. They all want sex. And sex is a sinful thing. And they want to do a very evil thing called sex with you.
Evil harpies exist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996382
look at this cutie and tell me she's evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996409
She's evil with those bird claws and those feathers. Plus she looks like she's about to lay an act of vengeance after seeing that egg. A good harpy would forgive and then peaceful protest for everyone to stop eating eggs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996348
Toriyama also used it in Dragon Ball!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24994885
I saw a fox in real life for the first time. They’re scraggly little bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996491
did manga like this look so expressive and interesting back then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996497
All the foxes I've seen irl have been healthy and with very, very fluffy tails and coats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996409
Have you read the doujin?
She's an evil harpy that kidnaps a kid from an abusive household. Also I think she shows up again in another, currently untranslated work

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996533
Toriyama came to making Dragon Ball from a gag manga (Dr. Slump)
Sadly the comedy and wacky hi-jinks were steadily killed off in favor of people standing around yelling while fart clouds enveloped them so they could fire their lasers. RIP prime Toriyama

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996372
tail and ears say horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996552
Yes this doujin was fucking great, I loved it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996533
Toriyama is a special case, Dragon Ball followed his other series Dr Slump, which was a comedy and also super popular. So Toriyama had a lot of experience at that point at drawing facial expressions, it's also why his paneling is really good at times for having a solid flow of action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996582
Now if only someone would translate the other ones.
I remember we got the Futakuchi-onna and one of the Mimic Bug doujins in quick succession, but nothing else since.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24993607
[angry mindflayer noises]

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always rape hellhounds first so they can’t rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24997101
but i want them to rape my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>24997101
They can’t rape the willing anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider this: A very innocent yandere unicorn
She kidnaps you and forces you hold hands with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24997779
>unicorn
>innocent
Those pervs are so repressed they could make a succubus blush with how freaky their fetishes are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24997883
What about a innocent bicorn yandere then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24997779
i'm not into unicorns at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>24997779
>>24997936
>>24998011
how do we not have a pegasus yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24997101
Doggy style with a young hellhound half your size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24998089
reverse cowgirl always

[Anonymous No.]

>>24998243
I like normal cowgirl a little better. That way she can push down on my chest with one of those massive paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24998379
Same, although my waifu has hands. And I like to see her devilish smirk as she rides me into the ground.
That said, lately, I've become a little more accepting of reverse cowgirl since it does give me a great look at the booty. But of course there are better positions for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24998379
It's very important that I get to see her twitching anus and hungry monster pussy eating my dick while I have access to her tail

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be raped by vengeful spirits

[Anonymous No.]

>>24998861
What are they vengeful about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24998926
They never got laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>24998089
Pick her up for it and use her like an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24998861
5 or more in a big group? All their ghostly hands piling up on you phasing through each other to restraib you and caress your entire body? Before they start cycling through using every part of you to satisfy their lewd holes? Something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24997101
I thought hellhounds were immune to mereing. What the secret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999048
Hand holding, positive reinforcement of good behavior, and giving her lots of daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999048
They don't care about top or bottom as long as you keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999091
Will her fur turn white and become a risen heavenly hound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999048
Thorough, comprehensive grooming from a very young age.

[Anonymous No.]

Telling a hakutaku, that you have a dentist appointment and leaving in the middle of the class is the ultimate show of dominance over a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999148
Thinking about MG dentists. Not a lot of species I'd trust putting me in a chair and poking around in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999182
Don't worry, she has small hands for a manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999182
I would hope the existence of healing magic would mean I wouldn't have to worry about anyone having to poke around inside me in ways I don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999139
>heaven gets the wusses
Man no wonder everyone keeps beating down the door in the other direction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999048
Them being small enough to manhandle

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999263
Which is better: to be born a good girl, or to overcome her naughty nature through great effort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999204
Maybe grelia Sabbath handles dentistry too

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999455
Neither.
Good girls are lame and boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999516
Good girls are thoughtful and sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999474
Man, I'd totally let a little Witch or Familiar in a nurse outfit explore my mouth with her tiny hands, especially if she's wearing cute little rubber gloves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999048
They are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999200
>>24999572
What third-world country do you come from where they use hands and not tools?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999700
I'm just assuming that the lolis would be handsier for fetish purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather have Haku-sensei give you creative writing lessons, or would you rather have Leanan Sidhe inspire you with some of her patented LSD not the drug, it's fairy juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999742
Maybe a normal doctor
>Get a physical from Greilia
>Tells you to turn your head and cough
>She doesn't even flinch, despite feeling up your balls
Would you be relieved or disappointed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999516
bad girls are for cuck fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999263
I dream of the day when I have a demon on top of me making that face as she fucks me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999774
But I want her hands in my mouth specifically.

[Anonymous No.]

>Find it too hard to believe a monster would want me, because even the outcast humans in our civilization don't want me around
This is probably a common feel around here, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999894
Nope.
>because even the outcast humans in our civilization don't want me around
You got that right.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999035
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

How often does you wife drink semen smoothies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999753
I'm gonna take that fairy juice and then fuck the fairy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999947
During island visits where we have electricity in the hotel

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999947
If I drink a protein shake, my semen will also contain higher protein?

[Anonymous No.]

what is it about cows and wanting your attention every given moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999947
She prefers is scrambled like egg whites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999922
Just getting bullied by a big gang of ghosts, huh? Hands coming out of nowhere and binding you against the wall, before the phase into the room with an eerie giggle. Next thing you know you've got one rapping your throat while another two keep fighting over your cock and balls.
The remainders wait their turn as patiently as they can, making lewd gestures out of the corner of your eye, laughing and joking about how they'll "haunt you for the rest of your days" and such. They've got huge tits, too, so expect some multiple-paizuri or puff-puff once the first group finished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999894
I think some girl would accept you ouf of sheer pity, just like we here tolerate your presence because you are too pathetic to laugh at

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000074
>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999559
The intersection of love and boner is where it’s at.
If she doesn’t fulfill the former, she’s a whore.
If she doesn’t fulfill the latter, she’s a friend.

Good girls make good friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999947
>smoothies
If she was gonna drink my cum in a way other than directly from my dick, she'd want it to be undiluted. Just cum from a bottle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999559
Those ancient good girls have to be jealous of the ancient evil always getting all the action/attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000090
the guy clearly wants to play the usual self pity-game, so I'm larping along

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000074
You're trying really hard to be a jerk to some random anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999947
>smoothies
She takes it straight, either neat or chilled. It's just about the only thing she eats.

I've mentioned it so often I've gotta wonder if anyone knows who I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000107
>>25000218
How could you ever cum enough to fill a glass without it getting old and nasty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000350
Monsters are fairly adept at milking Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000350
With hentai powers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000350
Sticky mushrooms. I also think monsters would have come up with a way to keep cum eternally fresh, that's like day 1 stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000350
Being an incubus makes you cum fountains like in your favorite hentai

[Anonymous No.]

"hey."

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000413
Sup

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000350
Maybe my waifu gets off on when I force-feed her my rank, putrid months-old cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000389
Sticky mushrooms aren’t much of a quantity modifier, if at all.
You’d need humpty jelly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000413
rye

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000413
Are you supposed to slide between the coils and lay down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000413
>"I'm uhh... here for one of your attendants..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000413
>tfw I’m usually too dense to know when someone is hitting on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000350
Doppelganger potion might help

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000556
Good thing no one hits on you anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000569
If she got her hands on one for me, she'd be tempted to take it herself.
She just paces herself and manages my diet in an effective manner. At the start, things were so pitiful she couldn't stop laughing. Followed by some forced feeding of supplements to repair my shattered pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000437
I like humpties and want one to trap and rape me

[Anonymous No.]

Two questions:
>How long could your waifu sit on your lap without trying something?
>What does she try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999048
If a smug manhandle-sized hellhound got permanently mered that would be bad, because she would stop being a walking "what are you going to do, rape me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24999947
Never. She always just drinks it from the tap

[Anonymous No.]

sometimes, a monster with flaws makes her the perfect wife.
What are some flaws your wife has?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000774
1. Probably longer than I could hold out without trying something first.
2. Without dropping concentration on whatever she’s working on, pulls out magic hands to tease or undress as she sees fit.

Y’know, I bet that magic hands used by beast races would take on paw-form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
She doesn't speak much and doesn't do so great on land

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
Sometimes she can be really stubborn and full of herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
Sometimes a bit too confident in herself, to the point of arrogance. She can be a bit too grabby sometimes, but that's just a monster girl thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001105
Magic hands are cheating...but I like them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
She has a short fuse, especially when it comes to her studies. Though it never turns to violence, it does mean that she can get frustrated when things aren’t working the way she wants.
But that’s part of why I’m involved.

She’s also a bit of a monster supremacist which may or may not be a flaw depending on how you see things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001105
Naturally

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
She doesn't really get the concept of "personal space" and gets a bit grabby with potential additions to the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
She's mean, arrogant, spiteful, and always sees everyone as beneath her. She doesn't know when to hold back or keep quiet. She can't leave well enough alone, and can't resist poking at flaws and oversights.
She gambles too much and too often on everything being able to take what she can dish out, or otherwise being easily fixed. And then she suddenly stumbles when she finds herself risking something she actually values.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001105
Baph?
>>25001165
Sahu
>>25001364
Bicorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001429
>Bicorn?
Tentacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
Unabashed pervert despite her species.
Would move us to wonderland if she could.

A shutin that surprisingly wants to just stay at home to the point that she'd rather pay extra money to have food dropped off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001464
Even better! Good choice in Doujins, too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25000774
>How long could your waifu sit on your lap without trying something?
Like 5-10 minutes.
>What does she try?
Grinding against my crotch and such so I'll fuck her while she's reading her book. It helps her apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001429
>Baph?
Hellhound, but she’d likely be inwardly flattered about that comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
She's way better at videogames than I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001534
Sounds like my waifu.
But she would be content to keep reading her book while watching me jizz in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001542
Hellhound spellcaster?
I think I remember something about gravity magic from forever ago. Is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001548
>flaws
Unless she’s a sore winner, that is.
God can you imagine being stuck with a Cheshire that just can’t stop winning, even in theoretically RNG shit like Mario Party?
I think hatefucks would be the only way to stay sane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
She is extremely jealous, yandere, and selfish. Wanting all of my attention at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001570
Holy fuck. Yeah, you’re correct.
Man I don’t post here that often so that’s one hell of a surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001584
is she also a white snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001602
Loli Night Gaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>You know, if your hands start getting too cold you can slip them under my coat for heat, I don't mind. My back's real warm right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001642
Sorry I don't think my wife would approve

[Anonymous No.]

Fun Fact: Gazers can use any two eyestalks to create a stereo pair and enjoy depth perception like a normie two eye.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001642
Poor deer will overheat if I start rubbing my hands inside her coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
She cries all the time whether happy or sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001743
>it seems they would be just fine even in an almost half-naked state, but because their body will naturally flush more intensely in response to the cold, they wear thick clothes out of concern to prevent this so that they won't assault men.

Oh well, I guess the coat most come off than...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001817
>You'll never shove your entire up a white horn's pussy and ass
Why live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001734
multi arms are top tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
She’s hopelessly naive. She thinks that love can save the world, while not wrong, she just doesn’t understand why anybody would want to fight at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001734
>multi arms
>shark teeth
>red hair
Oh no! She’s perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001689
Actually, Gazers use all eleven eyes to construct and repeatedly update a complex, highly detailed, 360° model of their surroundings. Parallax information is recorded and constantly updated to add in depth perception based on the observations of multiple eyes. A similar process corrects for blind spots as well. This is all handled by lower brain functions, and comes as naturally as breathing.
>normie two eye
She'll gnaw on your bones for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001946
Bet they’re like flies. All the eyes you could want, still can’t see anything further than a few feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001429
Fish is just so easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001992
>Bet they’re like flies.
What's your wager, human?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002002
Coulda also been a Lich who has become over reliant on levitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001817
https://files.catbox.moe/j7kukj.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002049
Levitation should be mixed with standard propulsion as much as possible. That way a 5' tall girl could just push off against the ground and kabedon you at your standing height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002039
I don’t need to gamble when I have already won the prize of Not A NEET Cyclops

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002076
Howhitehorn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002112
Stay mad, salty boi.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would you associate with
>Spring
>Summer
>Autumn
>Winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002178
Alarune
Hound
Cheshire
Tsurara

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002178
Fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002178
Troll
Honey Bee
Ratatoskr
Whitehorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002192
I'll take some seasonal foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002178
moth moth moth moth

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002178
My waifu, but she's just wearing different outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002178
Alraune
Canine girls in bikinis on the beach playing volleyball
Inari
Yeti

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002281
Autumn looks like she will steal my wallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002221
Damn this list is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002324
She's just trying to find out where you live

[Anonymous No.]

most effective way to deafeat a dragon would be putting her in a submission chokehold with chains to hold them and strengh boosters on yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002328
tall big titty malabar squirrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002391
Just tickle her soft belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002324
she already stole my heart so I don't mind really

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002405
So Makoto + XL tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002430
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002391
Would it become awkward if she came from that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002324
they took my freaking kidney!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002422
This applies for every monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002551
cuties

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001548
>>25001575
Gamer™️ Sphinx except her curse applies to the loser of whatever video game you play versus her.
Watch out she’s a minmaxer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002551
Squeezing their cheeks works too

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002772
especially butt cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002802
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002841
How come the chlorine turned her hair green but not her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002802
I want a monster girl to squeeze my butt cheeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002747
Don't make wagers with your waifu if she's an avid gamer.

Or do. You big perv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002924
Same

[Anonymous No.]

What Monster would make a good Dark Mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002391
>already defeat the dragon by chaining her up
>bully the fuck out of her by choking her too
I'm not exactly into ryona but that's pretty hot. Or maybe it's reminding me about that one Kuro doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003028
Dark Mage probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002551
if that was an anubis instead of a mummy, she would be pissed and rape that sphinx stupid to teach her a lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003028
Owl Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002963
I wanna lick the inside of Gazer-chan's mouth!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that an easy way to determine if the ghost haunting your house is secretly giving you blowjobs at night is to see if her chest has filled out more.
Sudden ascension to phantom can also indicate this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003028
Dark Mage is already a monster, so that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003267
That would explain the floating white blobs that I keep catching out of the corner of my eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003098
Not when she’s been mummy cursed for incorrectly answering “who’s a dumb doggy?”
>Nya ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003318
>You see them poking out of the corners of your eye.
> And around the corners of the hallway
>And just poking through the walls at random intervals, usually by paintings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003340
Sphinx are underrated

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003363
They’re my favorite desert species by a good margin, and I’m usually a fox/canine kinda guy.
There’s just something about them.

[Anonymous No.]

You know the 'fear' i would have in MGE universe is to be the 'chump'
for every Anubis there's 100 Mummies
for every Wight there's a zombie/skeleton horde
for every Demon there's endless Succubuses
I don't want to be the chump who ends up with one of the 'lesser' monsters but i fear that's just what i'm gonna get since we can't all get the best and nobody deserves to be alone, not even objectively worse mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
Just get one of the ones that isn't some royal domineering queen or a horny beast servant.

Not to say those two are bad types but the "solo" ones are my favs. Just kind of there for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
Bear in mind the “chump” species are also typically harem-amenable, so the imbalance is far less than it seems.
Also just go out where the regular species is something good like plains/mountains/forests for general beastgirls and snowy regions for any one of the snow realm girls, all of which are great.
Cities will be a total succshow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520

Until I found waifu, my plan would be to convince every MG I'm a huge fucking faggot. I show them my Astolfo folder and hope it doesn't backfire on me horribly.

The contingency plan is to run away. The classic bitch move employed by archers.

The contingency contingency plan is to shit yourself to appear less attractive.

If all else fails, pocket sand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25002551
Are mummies perpetually under the effects of mummies curse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
>>25003633
Also your average normalfag has absolutely no clue what monsters they’d prefer if any, and are going to be totally fine when they catch some “chump” succubus’ eye.
“Chump” girls look like a dream come true to people who aren’t already monsterholics.

>>25003662
Telling them you’re gay would fool monsters for about 0.00...1 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
Hey, if you end up with a "lesser monster", go for the harem route. That more than makes up for it. I love some of the lesser species like holsts, p'orcs, and minos. Just manage to become the owner of or plaything of a group of them. It may not happen right away, but with enough determination, I'm sure you could make it work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003662
Pocket sand might be the only plan that works there i fear cause if you try to fake out being gay any succ is gonna spot you instantly, and the 'dumber' aggressive monsters will decide to fuck you out of your gayness instead
Try to get a mana marker or get ready to machinegun throw that sand and run like the wind

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
I'll take all the level 1 slimes if you don't want them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24996221
Look out! That Bear has a stand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003690
Mummies have a natural state of sensitivity that the curse is named after, but they don’t have the curse on them necessarily.
Said curse can be cast on them, though, and the curse also causes monsterization towards mummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
Take that fear. Feed it well and turn it into a desire. Then set it ablaze. More than strength, or good looks, or any of that, monsters will pick up on it.

That's what I did. That's how I found her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
Sometimes it's a smaller ratio, like for every H'Orc there's 10 P'Orcs. Which is why it's important to train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003800
thanks. I should probably pay closer attention to them but they have such powerful competition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003840
All those mouths to kiss. All those pussies to fuck. All those asses to finger. P'orcer harem is truly heaven

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003871
And you can get that with one (1) Queen Slime of any type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003741
>>25003713


This is why you have as many plans as possible. You need to be doing some 4D chess level shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
The Girls that need the most love are the hardest to reach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004006
Well maybe they should stop hiding in kilometer-tall obsidian spires of doom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003840
I know you gotta beat the leader of a group of P'Orcs to show them who's boss, but that H'Orc scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

Which loli MG is the sexiest? You can't say Bapho, that's cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
I already have a plan for this which is getting the easier member of my harem first a kakuen isn’t rare so I get her then with her I should be able to get to the other harem members without other monster getting in the way if Some monster tries to get me before i get to the kakuen I’m going to straight up tell her I have a preferred species and im forming a harem if she still pursues she just going to be another member of my harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
While I get your point Anon, the zombie example will eventually be a horde of wights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004084
Familiars are downright unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004084
P____ c____!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004097
I also forgot I’ll Try to get a kakuen mana marker before I get to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003917
Slimes are shit though

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004107
I imagine it takes significantly longer to happen for each additional zombie in the harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
Imagine how rarer the fusion Monsters are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004084
Familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004084
Dormice. There's just something about a sleepy, "innocent", monster girl ready to be ravaged that gets ya going. But after that, demon lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004133
Patently false.

[Anonymous No.]

>Valkyrie sees a young orphan boy with a glint in his eye
>Takes him in, serving double duty as both his mentor and mother figure
>She trains him to be a warrior without peer so that no one can stand in the way of his pursuit of justice
>The years go by and the boy turned man's sorties against the cruel and the unjust become battles for conquest without either of them noticing the change
>Finally, the last upstart is subjugated and the man sits on the throne his Dark Valkyrie prepared for him
>She places a crown upon his head and demands the assembled masses bow before their god king

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004084
familiar or jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004256
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a loli jabberwock. In fact I’m not sure they exist.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife take your rights as a human being away from you the moment you displease her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004321
No. That's not what monstergirls do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004148
I'll let you in on a secret of mine
my fave monster is Chimera so you know i'm all into that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004321
Eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003840
Don't H'Orcs primarily attack with charging headbutts? Seems like an easy weakness to exploit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
If settling for a cute Mouse Merchant makes me chump, then call me Chump Bodyguard Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004399
Some do, every H'Orc has their own preferred way of fighting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004338
But, what if you're into it while she loves enslaving you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
I wouldn't mind a succubus/harem of succubi. And hell zombies are very nice girl that eventually become wights, so there's also that.
All in all, while I'm a power slut, I wouldn't mind being a "chump" at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004377
what do you mean, "Eh?"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24994344
>vision l
That seems like a good way for your wife to get pinkeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004404
>>25004479
Nothing wrong with being a 'Chump' but given that there are girls that would fullfill what i wish in a partner perfectly i would feel like i wasted the ultimate chance by not getting with her
Maybe i'm just greedy and/or a slut for big tiddy powerful monsters tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004486
I mean I don’t quite get what you’re saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004297
they must because it's even more lewd and degenerate than being an adult so it fits their quest of lewdness

[Anonymous No.]

I Just want to play Farmer. Get some Hols and Minos to milk. A centaur to work the fields. A kiki to keep the home clean, a weresheep too wouldn't be bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004148
Meeting a good fusion monster is a wonderful surprise.
Expecting a specific fusion monster means you're unpleasable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
While you're over there worrying about not getting a high enough level monster I'll be over here fucking my Holstaur harem/farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004517
And there’s nothing wrong with that.
We, as people with our sights set on some specific species, are a minority compared to the overall population.
If you get a mana marker then you’re good to go, it’s not like you’re keeping the common girls from getting a man.
If anything, that kind of dedication when surrounded by 10/10s could garner you some respect or assistance; a lot of monsters are romantics after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004556
>Hellyeti
Oh god oh fuck help

[Anonymous No.]

I'd spend hours feeling my wife's monster bits after our first rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004525
If your wife gets upset with something you did, does she punish you by confiscating your status as a free-willing individual?

[Anonymous No.]

We don't have proper crystal monsters yet, do we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004435
I love gremlins!
They're the best monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004677
I mean she might house-arrest me if I do or attempt something she considers unduly dangerous, but otherwise monsters aren’t in the business of nerve-stapling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004681
I think the closest you could really get to that would be with a Lava Golem who flash-cools herself to obsidian for a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004694
but what if you're into it and she would love to enslave you and have no regard for consent like a hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004556
>Expecting a specific fusion monster means you're unpleasable.
I realize that and suffer constantly as a result.
But gosh darnit it's either that or having a harem forced onto my monogamous loving ass because I THIRST! For the intense cuddling of a Tentacle Owl Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004731
My waifu IS a Hellhound, and I am into it. But she wouldn’t be as commanding as she is if I wasn’t into it, and it’s not really restricting rights if it’s voluntary, is it?
For the most part she trusts me enough to not constantly interfere with whatever I’m trying to do, but odds are she’s got an eye on me one way or another.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004663
I don't think it'd ever get old. 500 years into the relationship and I'd still probably play with my waifu's wings, or nibble on her tail.

>>25004772
I'm having trouble visualizing that combo, but it sounds really comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004772
I wonder if Liches take species commissions.

[Anonymous No.]

If you could, what monster girl would your hire for a one-night-stand?

No strings attached. No responsibilities or obligations. Just a one evening, and that's it. No future relationship or marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004840
I'd just use the gloryhole at the fallen church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004840
Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004849
So a recently converted alp. Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004834
>Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hellwendigo?
>”Hell machine broke”
>”we got Amazon tho”

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004840
Anubis. I've always wanted to just completely jackhammer an anubis and make her moan about my cock even if she's not my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004834
That's one way to get a Overworked Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004933
Commission kinda implies she can choose whether or not to take a given job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004840
Probably a centaur so that I can say I fisted horse pussy and horse ass. Also, I'd get her to slam me against the wall while I fuck her from behind like in the one centaur school girl doujin.

Lamia would be choice number two

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004840
A dark slime, my waifu's a beastmen type but I just know slimes can offer unbelievable pleasure with their gooey goodness. Just have to do my best to not get mindbroken

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004943
True, but are you really gonna tell Lich-chan that putting together some other anon's Ultra Waifu Deluxe Edition might be a bit over their head?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001946
Sounds gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004931
I can agree with this, but it'd be better if it was an Anubis and Pharaoh at the same time. Add some Khepri and Mummy in there too. Fuck it let me bang the entire Egyptian kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
My waifu is a lower/medium range servant monster to begin with but there are always mana markers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004084
Ropurotto Witch

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004840
None. I only want my waifu. I would never sleep with anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005226
This.
It’s a one-night-stand but regret is eternal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004840
Non, If i fuck a women she joins my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005226
What if I have a waifu of every single species of monster girl, except Cait Sith and Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005311
Gross. I only like monogamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005338
I did, until I thought of all the species I'd be missing out on. Thus I have made a resolution to have at least one of every species I like, and spend my days dicking them all.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to live in a robotic home with artificial intelligence with my gremlin wife, have lots of sex on a cozy bed, watch my sleeping gremlin wife get penetrated in her cunny by a robot tentacle and be pumped with my leftover cum from sex, wake up to automatons, controlled by the robotic home, gangbanging me for the amusement of my gremlin wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005353
Do whatever you want but I have a waifu and she is the only person, monster or otherwise, I would ever be with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005382
Hey that's fair and just fine anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004084
>You can't say Bapho, that's cheating.
Not saying Bapho would also be cheating if she wasn't an even bigger haremfag than I am. So either Devil because she's blue and a good cook or Dwarf because if you're going loli you may as well go all the way to turbo loli. If lolilfied regular MGs are allowed Bicorn is up there too.

>>25005311
>not wanting a tomboy Alp waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005371
I'd settle for being house arrested/milked regularly by haywire automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005396
Alps disgust me

[Anonymous No.]

Make a choice anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005450
I can't read moonspeak what is this tit monster asking of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005450
No hablo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004148
On topic of fusions, I believe many monster species would work well mixed with Akaname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005450
My choice depends on the expression on her face, behind that veil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005546
Open mouth, tongue outstretched, and drooling surely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005450
Uh... the third one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005552
Well I can't understand her either way, I choose the second option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005450
The "put it in" choice obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005464
>>25005476
I recognize the kanji meaning death, so I'm kinda nervous about these choices,

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004840
Hehehehe...
This is a trap by my waifu. Few things bring her joy quite like watching me melt in pleasure, wholeheartedly, and without inner turmoil.
Ambushing me in the midst of such a tryst, revealing to me that it was all yet another one of her schemes. Giving me her pity, her blessing, and her understanding. Labeling me a pervert and a fool. And accepting me anyway. Such a scenario would melt my heart in an instant.
Then she and her trusted accomplice would proceed to indulge in my perversions all night long. Of course, she would take the lion's share if what I have to offer. Indeed, she and she alone would stay by my side after such a night of passion, continuing her lovely torment well into the following day.
Until I understand that no matter who I may lie with, it is she who controls my heart. She and no other.
Nice try my dear. But I will not allow our game to end so soon. After all, the only thing that turns her on more than seeing me lose...is seeing me win.
Heh. Heheh. Hahahahahahahaha!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004825
Tails are great

[Anonymous No.]

How effective would the Lady Killer perk from Fallout 3 and New Vegas be against Monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! The pharaoh fell asleep at her desk, and her mouth is wide open, drooling on the desk. You're the only one in the room with her, so now's your chance! What're you gonna stick in her mouth? Your fingers, some object in the room, or are you going for bold approach and gonna stick your dick in there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004840
Cyclops

The last night stand broke from our last night in, so I figure we could carve out a new one as our next home improvement project

[Anonymous No.]

MMMMPH! HRMMMP MMMMMF! MRRRF MRPH MMRRRRRR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005806
Even the Pharaoh's pet snek thinks this is going a bit far.

[Anonymous No.]

How effective would the Lady Killer perk from Fallout 3 and New Vegas be against Monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005818
This seems like heaven to me.

[Anonymous No.]

So, how is a normal dude supposed to go about finding a Dark Valkyrie?

Do I go to the nearest Fallen God temple and ask for her?
Do I pray to Fallen God everyday about getting a DV and furiously masturbating while imagining the DV?
Or do I need to do something else?

[Anonymous No.]

what's the lewdest way to get gang-banged by monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005864
I kinda want a harem of fallen angels/Dark Valks.
Lewd, comfy adventures with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005450
>Revive an ally
>Search for a body
>Keep a body
I don't know if I have enough money to revive the others after that party wipe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005872
Dress like a manslut and go in a dark alley

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005872
Strip down naked, cover yourself in body oil, and start running through Monster Girl City masturbating, groping every girl you can along the way, and shouting lewd obscenities.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the most gentle monster girl that would be fine being the breadwinner in the family with a househusband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005959
Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005821

15%

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005959
A very relaxed Amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005821
+10%, can't you read?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005959
You don't have to stick vehemently to the profiles, if you want an Amazon gentle in the bedroom, you can have one. If we stuck to the profiles though, Demon's a great fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005872
Go into the monster-only train car and mutter that you are very lonely

[Anonymous No.]

Help I'm itchy and horny what do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006112
Giant hogweed girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006066
>>25006080
>You don't have to stick vehemently to the profiles, if you want an Amazon gentle in the bedroom, you can have one.
Affectionate beefy Amazon that fucks me only in the bedroom would be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003800
I wonder if the process varies from place to place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006289
>The pic
>Race change

That's racist!

[Anonymous No.]

The Nekomata/Catgirl next door has leveled up

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006289
God monsterization is so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006351
Did she spec into fertility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006331
what is a tan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006289
I wish I could be a wizard making cursed magical items that did stuff like that. I wonder if I'd get a commendation from the DL or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006441
An improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006428
>level 100 monster is still as weak as a level 1 slime because she put all her points into fertility
>started out rail thin, but now has a plump, curvy body that looks like it was made for making and raising kids
I bet this is why goblins are always so weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006506
I fucking hate fertility builds they're too op

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006617
That's why you play male virility builds.
Nothing like a Kakuen smugging it up that she took out a high level weakling only for you to tell her, with a grin, that 'I'll see you in 9 months.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006652
Wouldn't getting a monster with a fertility build make her even more smug? That's the point of her build. Getting proud warrior monsters who put everything in strength should be the ones to get pregnant, especially if you ruin their abs

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006652
Wouldn't you be cumflating monsters on a virility build? That smug kakuen won't be so smug when you've stuffed her womb with enough semen to make her look 9 months pregnant. The real danger is a virility build vs a fertility build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006690
Well yeah, if she did a fertilty build then its basically a 'loss' but if you're doing virility then you both win.

>>25006694
Yes, which is why it is such a fun build.
Nothing like the oni that pinned you down trying to look smug while also worryingly glancing at her own, overstuffed womb and is torn between breaking off to the mockery of her watching comrades or powering through while you stretch that babymaker out further.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006351
MOMMY

[Anonymous No.]

Getting cumflated is not the smug breaking point. It's watching her daughter(s) calling you "daddy" and hugging you.
At least until the daughter is old enough to be smug herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006752
>"What's the matter, Aya? Can't handle all of that scrawny human boy's seed?"
>"Well then why don't you fuckin' come over here and have your guts stretched out?!"
>"...N-no, I'm fine..."

[Anonymous No.]

I miss him lads, anyone else missing any waifufags?

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that the best way to improve a Nacho's attitude is to impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006844
Do you miss him, or the commissions he used to post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006844
I can't think of other missing waifufags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006843
>When you're smugging it up as she rides cow girl and is muttering 'Just run dry dammit, just run dry.' over and over to herself.
>You swear you can hear her sloshing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006839
This is what I imagine being with a Nacha is like. She tries to tell her daughters what a pathetic waste of oxygen you are, but your daughters still love you deeply. Then they hit puberty and start acting like their mother towards you. But it's okay. You love your tsundere family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006289
Who's the artist? None of the searches turn up anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006844
He seemed like a pretty coold guy and seeing more mice stuff from him was always a treat but I still don't understand why he did what he did. Is it disrespectful though to want to make a cute comm with his girls or is it best to let them lay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006617
Who ordered all this fuckin' anime tiddie

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006870
>she wakes up hours later to find she passed out from pleasure while riding you
>you kept filling her the entire time, and now she looks like she's 12 months pregnant with quadruplets
Will she ever find the strength to be smug again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006851
If she gets pregnant, she'll start getting bitchy unless you let her have sex with you instead of getting bitchy over your antics and the gratifications of looking cool in front of the other monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006853
both I wonder if I should commission art of his waifus or would that be considered bad form

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006957
Some day.
Granted, you now have to find her about 9 months from then.
Still, nothing would be more fun as you stood up from her ahego'd body offering the other oni a chance with you and they all start giving lame excuses like washing their cat or needing to find beer.

Downside? Baby hungry dragons may start looking for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006934
What'd he do? I only vaguely remember people saying stuff like "he went to jail" or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006980
What a sexy mouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006920
I wouldn't recommend it.
https://twitter.com/Metamorgirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006983
As the husband of a baby hungry dragon, I'm pretty sure I'd either put most of my points into virility just to make her happy, or be heavily "encouraged" by her to do so. Even then, she has rotten luck, so baby RNG would be against her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006990
Took a trip to Gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006990
At this point I don't know if he did anything. Him doing illegal things was debunked, initially his disappearance was because of someone doxxing him. The other thing he could have "done" is killing himself, but I don't know any details about his death from these threads, that could have been disease or accident.

[Anonymous No.]

kikis can get mastahs. But can men get mistresses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007051
>Anon, are you doing something wrong?
>I swear we went until I felt like I'd pop but I still don't have an egg yet....
>Hmmmmm, maybe some suppliments are in order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007159
Let me ask the vampire who keeps calling me her "cute bloodbag".

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006969
So have sex with her. Frequently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006980
You must continue the legacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006844
I only miss gazerfag's more prominent presence

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007169
It's more like:
>"Surely Lady Hathor has not forsaken me! Her blessing just hasn't come yet. She'll get around to rewarding one of her faithful priestesses one day. Right?"
And then I have to assist her with "prayers" of the next couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute mofu with cute cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005788
Dick, obviously. I'm sure she'll start immediately sucking in her sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007139
This may sound pretty callous, but if he's actually dead, his stuff is basically free for anyone to use. Sure, if you want to get your own commission of them done, it's best to keep it respectful, but no one can really stop you but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007241
I KNEW IT

THE RISE IN MOFU IS LINKED TO THE PROLIFERATION OF THE MARSHMALLOW FELINES

I GOTTA TELL RATA-CHAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007398
>>25007241

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007398
Why contain them? Let them spill over into the beds and living rooms, let the nekos pile up in the sheets. In the end they will beg us to pet them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007398
>>25007424
'Ware the nekomancers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007159
Yes kikis are the mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007451
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007424
>>25007451
What did you do?!

What did you dooooooooooo!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007451
WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT UPON THIS CURSED LAND?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006475
This anubutt seems like a master of milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007451
You've been dabbling in forbidden nekomantic rituals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007492
>>25007538
>>25007578
>>25007602
TREMBLE MORTALS, AND DESPAIR. MOFU HAS COME TO THIS WORLD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007669
I REJECT YOUR MOFU!

...once my lady is suitably warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007669
Noooooo! I don't want the mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

is getting dommed by a monster a thing in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that cyclops are great smiths!
Good enough to rival dwarves and they don't even require you to go into a mountain hold!

[Anonymous No.]

Sure I might have monster preferences but I'd love any monster that comes to me
>>25008246
But I'm banned from their smiths for being nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>>25008140
That's what Dark Elves are all about. That and daughteru fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

What do the baphos smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007424
I thought that the cat was grabbing its own legs at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>25008246
But I like some pretty weird dwarves and think it's worth the blood tax

[Anonymous No.]

>>25008267
Then become a somebody!
Or start with the apprentices

>>25008376
You say that but you do know what they really want right?.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25008295
Honey and raspberries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25008483
what about Kuro, in particular?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25001058
Lazy! She blows off important parties and meetings in favor of lazing around and teasing me for attention!

[Anonymous No.]

Pick a shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009289
>no big whaleshark onee-san
Pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009326
She has suspect shark credentials

[Anonymous No.]

>>25008537
Same, plus dark matter and semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009289
>Loved hammerhead sharks since my youth
>That eye placement, though

I shudder at the thought of the bull shark. The hellhounds of the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

do monsters mix their husband's semen with their hair conditioner?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009455
Maybe Kejs do, but I doubt other monsters would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009289
I need a BEEG crybaby basking shark waifu bros.

[Anonymous No.]

Who’s the most vanilla Runya, Greilia, or Marune?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate my alp classmate, then watch as she gets embarrassed from all the other monsters asking her how great it must feel to carry her lover's baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009471
what about semen mixed in with lotion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25007139

>doxxing

This is why we can't have nice things. I too, miss the pictures. I could tell he was a really enthusiastic waifu fag and I honestly like that a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009289
hammer head has the best hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009433
she probably has regular eyes under her hair those are just her extra eyes

[Anonymous No.]

Pet sitting for demons is the worst how many hellhounds does a marriage contract drafted need?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009692
Marune. Greilia's probably close but when Runya finally gets a husband she's going to do things to him that would make a Jabberwock blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25010212
Try again, but in English, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009289
I'll take a fat-bottomed, genki Cookiecutter Shark thanks, with large fries and a coke.

[Anonymous No.]

You better be sleeping, worm

[Anonymous No.]

>>25010494
So what exactly is the stuff that Gazers are covered with? Is is just pure mana like with Dark Matters? What does it taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25010494
What are you gonna do? Gaze at me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004860
I’ll take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006289
>monsterization bondage
I'm normally not into corruption but I'm intrigued by this combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25010593
Pepto-Bismol mixed with jalapeno peppers

[Anonymous No.]

>>25010593
I think KC talked about it somewhere. It's mysterious Gazer Goo™. The taste is unknown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005872
Gender reversed bukkake

[Anonymous No.]

>>25005872
Purposely turn your heat off in winterstown, open your windows and complain about how cold you are and just need a warm hug

[Anonymous No.]

Cozy cat!

[Anonymous No.]

zombies deserve headpats

[Anonymous No.]

>>25008420
>you do know what they really want right?.
Gromril?

Shit I'm getting my dwarves mixed up with dwarfs again, aren't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25011211
What a silly hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25011211
Ultra cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25011223
Including the wights pretending to be zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25011885
>Lady Juliana, please cease this behavior!
>Waaaaarm~

[Anonymous No.]

Alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25011885
The best kind.
I want to hug her and just pretend she's a zombie again and cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25011885
>>25013560
I want to listen to her grumbles about wanting to go back to being a zombie as things we're easier back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24979638
Smug sexy mages are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>25011885
could a zombie accidentally trick a bunch of highclass wights into thinking she is also a wight and her weird mannerism are her being on the forefront of culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>25013136
That's never coming out of the furniture...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with my stern kiki meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>25013883
I don't think so. I imagine zombie as having the mental capacity of a toddler. You'll have the good shit that comes with raising a toddler, but none of the bad shit like tantrums. Maybe a lobotomized person is a more apt analogy, but i don't know how exactly a lobotomized person acts though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25006289
Turning paladin-chan into a sex toy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25013883
>they think it's the new fad to wear torn clothes so they go along with the zombie

[Anonymous No.]

How sensitive would a liches body be after having spend the last 1000 years locked up in her laboratory all alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25014512
Not very, due to the phylactery

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015357
What if I molest her phylactery?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your onis? any preferred quirks or headcanons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015556
On occasion they gather for a massive tribal party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015585
that sounds dangerous if plenty of alcohol is involved,wouldn't that eventually end in raiding the nearby villages for husbands? or you mean when they are already married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015613
I guess the presence of husbands would inspire such raids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015664
or they are sad/horny drunks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015696
The New Onigashima Project will spread Oni rule to arr Zipangu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015556
I like them but they are not my first choice.
But I also want to cuddle my head against their abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015556
I really like oni in human clothing, especially office suits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015754
>tfw no Oni warlord to capture you

[Anonymous No.]

>>25003520
Take the cuck pill. Even the lowest MG would be an unattainable princess and make you feel like the luckiest man on earth when you don't even get to touch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016000
Ew wtf no stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016000
Absolutely cursed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016000
Take the bulletpill in the head anon,cuck yourself from life

[Anonymous No.]

>>25015556
Strong, with nice abs and such are great, but I prefer the rare, long-lived boss Oni. The wise sort that can hold an interesting conversation even while drinking. Muscles optional in that case, as my preference goes either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016265
Make your ancient Oni matron into a ancient Oni matriarch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25008376
Is that a DK dwarf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016340
it sure is

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016363
I mean it doesn't fit in to basically any lore, but undead dwarves a great.

Thicc cold buffstacks, who could say no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016405
> doesn't fit in to basically any lore
Muradin's dwarves were in Northrend...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016426
I know I meant more broadly LOTR, Warhammer, DnD, pretty sure. In general dwarves and necromancy don't really seem to mix, makes sense ancestor based races would hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016265
That's not mutually exclusive. Intelligent philosopher Oni with big guns, thick legs, and hard abs is perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016502
For my tastes, muscles aren't necessarily required, nor are they a deal breaker.
Just finished up playing Three Charms. Got me thinking about Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25010593
It's obviously her mana, but for whatever reason it naturally forms all over her body in the form of mysterious black goo that looks like latex.
>What does it taste like?
Something sweet so you won't resist her forcing Gazer goo into your diet

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016892
>It's molten dark chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016892
Most likely like when KC was asked about Shoggoth jelly, something indescribable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017158
eeeeeeew why would you eat shog jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017188
Refusing a slime's jelly is a good way to make her sad

[Anonymous No.]

the age difference between man and monster should be in the triple digits

[Anonymous No.]

>>25016892
I believe KC said Gazer can control it to shift freely between latex and lubricant. I've always imagined it works as some sort of heat sink, as well.
>spoiler
She does most of the cooking. It all tastes great so I wouldn't mind that much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017188
All that food she's been making you comes from somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017188
Why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017242
You're not wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017242
400yold fish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017242
I doubt I'm going to even live that long.

[Anonymous No.]

How old is your waifu, and moreover
>Older than she look?
>Older than she acts?

[Anonymous No.]

Apperently sharks like being rubbed on the nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017721
give em a boop

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017721
>>25017806
boop

[Anonymous No.]

Admit it you don't want a short waifu because you're scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017829

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017721
Apparently sharks like being rubbed*
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017843
See, if a 7ft tall girl thought I'm about to cry she'd do her best to comfort me

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017843
I want a dom shortstack or lolibaba

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017843
I'll have you know my waifu is short. And if I started crying she would comfort me...or not... because she's fickle and cruel yet frequently fussy, and I'm not above using crocodile tears to get some comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017843
but my wife is shorter

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017843
But I'd dom the shit out of a shortstack. Especially a haughty, smug one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25018336
I'd recommend going after any smug shorties carrying big scythes. I'm sure they'll crumble under the might of your 2" penis. And they totally won't mindbreak you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25014037
Humans being wrapped up by desert monsters is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have where the drawpile moved to after the mega got deleted?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like any of the most hated monster girls here Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017970
Gotta learn how to handle that short banter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df44935r_do&t=1m32s

[Anonymous No.]

>>25018978
https://imgbox.com/g/Ntf6Qb7jtI
Should be up to date

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019163
Or you could just ignore them seeing as they’re literally sub-human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019194
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019048
Cu Siths make reliable assistants, and Cait Siths are nice and fluffy. Their personality as imagined by the thread is overblown. Give her scritches and she'll calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019423
Any beast girl (hell, Cu even) can be fluffy. Caits are obnoxious just like anything unfortunate enough to have a hime personality.
Though I find it interesting that the profile Cait seems to be accompanied by an actual kitten, kinda like Pharaohsnek.

[Anonymous No.]

why aren't you brushing your wife's pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019709
Because she’s not a Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019764
>His wife isn't a sith

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019764
>https://i.imgur.com/z3xedDr.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>25018875
Makes me wonder if the Amubisfags are into bondage

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019856
This is how I want to clean my harem's pussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019867
One likely is.
https://i.imgur.com/YR1heJq.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019997
monsters drinking cum from a cup is one of the most hottest things ever.
I want my gremlin wife to drink my semen out of a cup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019856
Vagina denta

[Anonymous No.]

How much is rent in royal demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020213
1 liter a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020028
>consume the cum chalice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020294
...of what??

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020353
Reminder. Right will give you headpats and hugs when she realizes it makes you put out more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020399
depends on who the landlady is

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020399
You're one of them dense harem protagonists, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020535
or he shacked up with a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020353
>milkies
Ew, that's fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020399
you have to make the banshee owner cry 1 liter of happy tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020494
the landlady is a dark elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020738
ah so tears of pain since she hates humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020845
S&M is the purest form of love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017970
What if YOU make a 7ft tall girl cry? Could an Anon bully an ushi or an amazon to tears?

[Anonymous No.]

>It’s your birthday
>Shoggoth childhood friend gives you jar of her jelly
>Tells you to please enjoy
>Take it home and wonder what to do with
>Looks like blackberry jelly but much thicker
>Doesn’t smell like anything
>When you poke it feels gooey and warm, and springs back to it’s original shape
>Ask online what to do with
>Anonymous user on a mountain climbing sheep maid forum tells you to fuck it
>Work up courage to stick your dick in
>Get hit with wave of pleasure cumming almost immediately
>Spend the rest of the night fucking your onahole
>Shog jelly writhes and undulates, changes texture from bumpy to smooth, turns from gooey to hard, churns and pulls
>Does all these things switching on a split second
>Cum so hard and so many times your vision goes blurry
Manage to get enough strength to pull off the jelly and seal it before passing out from exhaustion
>Next morning shoggoth childhood friend is helping your mom make breakfast and smugly asks if you enjoyed her present
>Pop a boner under the table remembering everything from last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020294
>>25020399
>rent is due
>demon land lady puts on an especially salacious dress and an extra heavy application of lipstick
>knocks on Anon's door, one hand on her cocked hip and the other supporting her cleavage
>Anon opens the door
>hands her a two liter of coke
>tells her to keep the change

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020885
I understand the parallels between bondage gear and the sweet embrace of a lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021053
best ending

[Anonymous No.]

What's the hotter product in MGE world?
>Aphrodisiac-laced lipstick
>Aphrodisiac-laced nail polish
>Aphrodisiac-laced shampoo/conditioner

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021053
contract is contract she will get proper payment

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017843
What is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021215
The lipstick
>get ready to go out on a date with your wife
>she applies her lipstick, the aphrodisiacs in it getting her so horny she drops to her knees at the front door and gives you the sloppiest, most passionate head of your life
>she touches up her smeared lipstick in the car, only for the same thing to happen
>at the restaurant, she touches it up once again and proceeds to blow you under the table until the food comes out
>after the meal, she once more fixes her lipstick, your cock looking less skin-coloured and more lipstick-coloured at this point
Repeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021215
I'm partial to the lipstick. It's most practical for leaving their mark and lingering effects on their prey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020320
Except they wouldn't make fun of her for it.
>>25020899
I don't know if I would be able to, and I wouldn't attempt it because I don't want to be an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021215
>>25021364
Lipstick is pretty hot. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021113
>>25020885
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021634
They would make fun of her for letting it get cold and not getting it directly from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021767
Nothing wrong with a chilly drink. She could even use it as syrup for ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021045
Would've loved to have seen the other side of that late night rendezvous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25019819
My wife is canine, but not THAT canine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021045
god damn it shogs are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022197
no they are not

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022339
No need to be jealous of your co-worker kiki, you're great too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022197
Dark Slimes are better and don’t have autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022339
But they are?3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022491
my heart is big enough for 2 purples

[Anonymous No.]

Why are harpies so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022491
why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

Whats your favorite transformation scen from the second fallen maidens game? Mine is demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017242
>the age difference between man and monster should be in the triple digits
Nah a difference around 15 is good enough. It will look like a big cap at the start though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022718
Because they are half bird
https://youtu.be/Hllv1wQjQRI

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022491
>don’t have autism
Deal breaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022491
shogs don't hav autism either

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017188
I’d eat it as long as there isn’t an eye or tooth or something floating in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022718
no they are not

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022718
Since harpies that bully low level adventurers get laid the most, harpies have evolved to be huge bitches as a reproductive strategy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020885
Deep dark Elf's Fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>25020535
I still don’t understand this one. Is it some joke about blowing your nose and getting a blowjob? What’s the deal with blessings?

[Anonymous No.]

>Jabberwock opens a Chinese restaurant called China Wock
>She speaks in a typical racist Asian accent to customers
>"wehcum to china wock"
>"wa wa u rike to oudar?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023233
>Not Wonderland-Chinese Fusion cuisine
>Not avoiding the accent entirely because
Anon, you must be at least 18 years of age to post on 4channel.org

[Anonymous No.]

do lolis get pregnant in the sabbath or is there contraceptive magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023356
who cares if you can just punch them and force abortion if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021045
>guy on website says to stick your Dick in something
>anon actually does it
He’s not very smart is he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023356
The contraceptive is just the desire to not have kids, mamono mana will do the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25022718
Harpies are nice and cuddly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023356
It’s definitely possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023356
The thought of pregnant lolis disturbs me more than regular lolis. Pregnancy in general freaks me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023567
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

Lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023757
How to acquire lewd lizard gf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023757
Nice tongue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023757
why blue

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always save elves as nothing makes an elf more embarrassed than being indebted to a lumberfoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023941
Why not blue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023952
Kerillian deserves love, not embarrasement

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023952
i'd make sure to walk away from elves in need after all their insults

[Anonymous No.]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how dorky is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
0

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
2

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
Both of us are antisocial and would never be around anyone else but each other if we had the choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024060
Probably a 9 or 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
Maybe like a 7. She doesn't look particularly dorky but she's quite introverted and could completely nerd out for hours about various magic or scientific topics from her work if I let her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023757
>>25023941
>>25023956
Blue office lizard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
About a 8 or 9 when set off.

[Anonymous No.]

Witches tricking little girls into joining them raping a man

[Anonymous No.]

all mg would behave like CHAOTIC EVIL and you cant convince me otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024119
this doujin was stupidly cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
Maybe a 6?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024146
But we can convince you to fuck off with your stale as fuck memes and cringy pictures

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024146
Neutral good is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024174
suck my cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024146
>womb tattoo and chocolate skin
i will buy your entire stock

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
8 or 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024146
Good, I bet she can smell that I have a pregnancy fetish anyhow.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Eros girls only come with chocolate skin or you can have them vanilla? Do their hair are always pink? Also there's a way to get a red Demon/Devil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024146
Is this artist capable of making anything that doesn’t look like a rejected Subnormality comic?
It’s like they’re deathly afraid of leaving empty space where there could instead be more words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024155
Sure was

[Anonymous No.]

So do bathrooms in MGC come with glory holes pre-installed or do you have to make them yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
6 or 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
An 8 or 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024146
Lawful evil>Lawful good>Neutral good>Lawful neutral>chaotic good
Everything else is shit and you don’t change my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024678
>Chaotic good that low
Evil, I could understand. But really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024411
Yes but they call them marriage holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024749
I thought marriage holes were the snake pits,

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024855
snake pits are called home

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024700
Chaotic goods have to be some of the most insufferable people ever, lowkey some of the most selfish types out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024146
for some reason chaotic evil attire reminds me of something,like a zombie movie or vampire the masquerade

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024411
The glory hole goes through the back wall, rather than the stall. So it can reach from the men's room to the ladies room.

[Anonymous No.]

Started a really really simplified battle system, I'll build upon it in the future(if I ever continue). Next is to capture em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024855
does it still count as a snake pit if there is only this one weird white snake in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025107
>simp
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025133
I fell right into that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024146
Lawful evil elf is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024146
None of these elves are good. I can't figure out which one is decent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025107
Good luck anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025548
The problem is they’re elves.
Even something 100% human in appearance like a Dark Mage would be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025817
A Dark Mage doesn't need to 100% human. The darks arts give them...options...

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025894
Well then they’re not really Dark Mages anymore are they?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it acceptable for a mother (or father) of a little MG to rub her off while teaching her to masturbate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025978
I wonder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025978
I think that someone needs to take away the internet from the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

SOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025978
I doubt it. Making her cum would be like feeding her fish for a day, showing her how to make herself cum would be like teaching her how to get her own fish. The second option is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025978
That's hot so I'll allow it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25023757

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025978
If an MG needs to be taught how to masturbate then I’m afraid you got a defective model.
Like “car with square tires” defective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25025978
I don't know anon, that's a bit of a slippery slope. What parent could resist giving their precious little one only a single orgasm once they see how happy it makes her? Loli cunny is far more addictive than you might think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026109
Maybe they're "that" kind of parents who want their kid to learn everything early.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24979191

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026163
They already know, that’s the thing. MGs are born with this knowledge, it’s instinctual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026209
SOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026347
Cute crazy fox.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026048
Never ever.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine entering a dungeon, only to discover the whole thing is a sandworm size mimic

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026678
>Wait, it's all a mimic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026678
What about mimic-sized sandworm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026620
I love Seaport!

I love her perfect white skin that turns pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026620
Why is size difference so great both ways?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026797
Visual interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026797
Strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026797
Girls being small is cute and >imagine

And I love perfect pale skin too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026797
It can make for creative positioning

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
Kakuen 5 raiju 6-7 ryu 4 mad hatter 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>25026860
Cute lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027035
Very true
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5361000

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>My next-door neighbor is a kitsune-tsuki

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was a shota with a succubus loli sister and we have sex all the time as a form of "playing" together.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember the mantra: Cum in her pussy, you big wussy; cum in her butt, you big slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027455
What if I cum between her breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

Oni, dragon, or cat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027455
But leglocking becomes more awkward if you give her the ol rear admiral.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027502
Then you need to clean her up

[Anonymous No.]

I am clean on ideas for more office wight pages that are suggestively sfw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027514
yes

[Anonymous No.]

What other fates are there for female adventurers besides monsterization

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027514
Team Cat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027604
Team Dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027455
What about "Cum in her mouth"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25017843
>implying there aren't multiple shortstacks and lolis in my harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027514
Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027455
What about cumming in her tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

[Anonymous No.]

dark elf lolis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027834
The perfect BDSM sluts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027770
Criminally underrated waifu right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027829
I'm torn between a Pharaoh thats tall, buff, and proud of her military achievements and a more decadent, shorter, and softer one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027354
>But nobody believes me!

She's on the prowl and nobody suspects a thing in this romantic comedy coming next summer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027939
One solution.

Twins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027981
I can see that.
One who has a head for military conquest while her sister leads a more softer life managing the state?
Would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

When is she allowed to access your cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>Buy your daughter a car for her birthday
>She gets upset because all she wanted was for you to cum in her

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028049
24/7

[Anonymous No.]

Oh great and beautiful dryad can I have a banana? The kakuens took them all and their my favorite fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028060
Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028138
Fine, as long as you try the Alp-Test fruit first

[Anonymous No.]

Do young boys get bullied by young monster girls for not being being boyfriend and girlfriends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25021045
At least he managed to get it off. Imagine if it suction cupped on and he couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028006
>>25027981
>The more martial sister takes you out on hunts, trains you to fight, and travels with you throughout the land to show you her conquests.
>The more 'courtly' one uses you as a dick throne, takes you to parties, and is always trying to get your 'Staff of Ra' in her whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028175
The what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009289
>no Salmon Shark girl who looks like a Great White and gets into fights all the time because of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>25009289
Whale shark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25024019
>0 in public
>about a 4 at home
She’s a celebrity so she has to keep up with the latest fashion and trends. But when she’s home she just loves to sit back and watch old 80’s movies in her pajamas.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25027580
Retirement after a long life of adventuring.
Getting sentenced go guard duty when they get caught being lecherous again and can't blame it on Monster Mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028680
hey that's my wife

[Anonymous No.]

Zombie Lamia
Zombie Harpy
Zombie Centaur
Zombie Slime
Zombie Mermaid
Zombie Arachne

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028822
Your wife is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028845
>Zombie Slime
>They don't even look or act any different.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get a big promotion at work
>Eventually move to a bigger place that's closer to work
>Your Kikimora maid sits you down one day and gives a presentation on why getting her pregnant is the best long term option for keeping this bigger home clean

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028851
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028887
Can't I just hire another maid? Would be faster that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028845
Combine them all together and you get the worst thing ever created.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028980
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25029017
Or the best thing ever created!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25028501
Bananas in MGE will splooge when cut open or eaten. The cum-like sauce is bitter to most men but tastes sweet to monsters, women, and men with the propensity to Alp

[Anonymous No.]

Bully vampires by reminding them of their humanity and all the embarrassing stuff that happened when they were alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>25004556
Hellyeti yelling BAKAYARO with a strong R roll

[Anonymous No.]

Today I will remind them.

[Anonymous No.]

NO ESCAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>25029088
okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>25029088
I'd rather obey my monster overlords

[Anonymous No.]

>>25029155
I want to finger-hook her cunny violently and make her squirt loads of pussy juice on the bed sheets, then kiss her and tell her she did a good job with her cunny-squirting!

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>>25028887
Kikimora that ask for a baby will get it by getting cummed inside until they reach full capacity.

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>>25029188
>not forcing a ring gag in her mouth and fingerblasting her throat until she cums

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Succubi have longer tongues than humans to give better fellatio. Would incubi have longer tongues to give better cunnilingus, or is that too "monsterboy-ish"?

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>>25029132
How did she get that nosebleed?

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>>25028980
Technically, yes. But then she has to share your seed.

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>>25029279
From this terrifying mammoth.

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>>25029088
>Bully evil vampires by telling them they won’t get any more cuddles unless they apologize to the village they terrorized for so long!

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>>25029397
>Not sharing in your wife's hobbies
You're a bad husband.

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>>25029410
But anon we live near there! Think of what would happen if we sent our daughters to school and she was still terrorizing the people? The kids would be rough on our girls and I don’t want to see the Misses get actually angry at them.

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[Anonymous No.]

Real dead hours.

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>>25029732
I could go for some female lizard

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>>25029732
Deals so good, you could call them a dead give-away.

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>>25029788
>That art style
Did the artist change their Twitter handle or did they make a new account? It used be xyxx or something but what is it now?

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>>25029463
Tomboy Kikis are cute

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>>25024019
I don't know what dorky really means.

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>>25029088
>tfw scared stiff

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>>25029924
most recent activity i noticed was here.
https://twitter.com/50P_100P

[Anonymous No.]

Bug butt.

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>>25030087
Thanks anon I knew he was making a dungeon monster girl vn but that wasn’t updated for awhile and thought the project was kill

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>>25030188
something looks off about that flower

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>>25030332
Seems fine to me.

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>>25030469
Man, strawberries are delicious.

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>>25030264
I like the tongue registration stuff.

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>>25030469
it's cause you never grow shorty

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>>25030469
strawberries and cream

[Anonymous No.]

What does your waifu's pee taste like anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>25030710
Dunno

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>>25030710
Monstergirls don't pee.

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>>25030710
She doesn't have any.

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>>25030786
I never understood how people could sexualize Glados. I know she’s supposed to look like that one piece of art, but I just don’t see it.

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>>25030786
The part in 1 where her voice changes made me hard

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>>25030786
The cake may be a lie, but the creampie i aint.

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>>25030813
It's the condescending, robotic voice of hers you hear throughout the two games that just has your mind wander.

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>>25030813

[Anonymous No.]

Dosing a prideful and sharp tongued Vampire with fertility drugs and aphrodisiacs until her eyes roll back into her head and she becomes insensate!

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Smug oni not so smug since getting tricked into marriage!

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>>25030786

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>>25030775
Prove it.

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Going to a poor shrine and putting inside the donation box a note asking the impoverished shrine maiden for sex.

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>>25031161
Visiting a brand new shrine and asking the young, impressionable shrine maiden for sex!

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>>25031161

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>>25030786
I want a companion cube waifu

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>>25031216
>>/trash/

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>>25031197
THEN having wild sex with the two goddess of that shrine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24979221
Soft snuggles, violent snuggles, and life saving snuggles

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>>25030982
How do you trick a monstergirl into marriage?
Asking for a friend of course.

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>>25031577
Have a coconut fall on her head so that she gets amnesia like in Gilligan's island.
Then when she comes to say you two are married.

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>>25031577
It's easy, just do the classic cum inside in an unsafe day prank! Works every time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25031577
It was actually part of a business deal

He didn't know she came with the deal as part of the business arrangements, though

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>>25030786
>tfw no robutt wife who constantly peppers you with back-handed comments even though her action show how much she loves you

[Anonymous No.]

good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that thunderstorms are the best to snuggle with the wife during....although ryus may act a tad odd during them

[Anonymous No.]

>>25032272
>Shit-talks you for needing to eat food
>Prepares a full course meal

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>>25032615

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>>25030962
Weird. My waifu is both prideful and sharp tongued, but she's the one usually doing that to me.

Probably because she isn't a vampire.

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>>25032750
I remember the post that inspired this. I wonder where he went.

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[Anonymous No.]

Talk shit get bit

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>>25032735
>"You humans are quite fascinating. You take and take and take, all so that you can continue functioning, yet all that comes out of you is just useless, disgusting, waste. Just like you. Fascinating."
>she's sitting in your lap, feeding you and licking up any stains from your lips, occasionally kissing you when she does

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My ankle hurts so I'll need to be carried around today.

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>>25032821
Are the black hearts symbolic or are they her actual ink?

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>>25033100
Gonna call a big, buff monster the cutest girl ever. Then, when she's caught off guard from being called cute, I'll sweep her off her feet and princess carry her. She'll be reduced to a blushing mess instantly.

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>>25029788
god i fucking love female lizards

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>>25033291

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get adopted by two CC monsters with opposite personalities and opposing ideas for how I should be raised into their perfect husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Being an idol in Zipangu must be the worst job for a monster
>can't date anyone
>must behave, so that means, no lewds
>always have to compete with rivals (including your fellow group members)

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>>25033489
this faggot does the exact right combination of creepy and sexy

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>>25033584
>CC Shoggoth and Kikimora adopt a young man to groom into becoming the master of the house

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>>25033604
But imagine if you were an idol's super secret boyfriend.
>has to act pure and proper for weeks while in public
>the moment she has free time with just the two of you away from prying eyes, she lets out all her pent up love and lust on you
>it's only because she thinks of you all the time that she has the strength to keep being the girl she is on stage

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>>25033604
Regura is amazing. He somehow made girls with slit mouths and sharp teeth sexy.

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>>25033689
Whoops, meant for >>25033647

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>>25033658
If everyone found out, she would shave her head bald, cry, and apologize, all on camera for the whole world to see and then get fired with disgrace by the producer. The pressure would be too much for an idol to keep such a secret.

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>>25033689
yeah, he's insanely good

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Thicc snek

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>elf adopts a lost human boy
>raises him as a proper mother would
>deep down, she eagerly awaits the day he grows up and rapes her

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>>25033928
Long engagements can be very troublesome

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>>25034023
True, but it gives you a lot of time for "preparations."

[Anonymous No.]

what kind of sex would be too much, even for monsters?

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>>25034368
Asphyxiation

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>>25034368
the kind where you rape a screaming monster in a straight-jacket in a padded cell where no one can hear her getting raped by a human man.
I think it's way too much for monsters but for men, it's pretty based because it's a show of superior strength.

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>>25033604
That makes no sense, wouldn't boy bands have that issue instead?

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>>25034436
boys get the pass because we can date more than one monster

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>>25034427
Umi-Osho want this

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>>25034531
Yeah, if she was mentally ill and put to rest at a mental hospital for being crazy

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>>25034427
>it's pretty based
And that's why you will be a virgin forever

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking a dragon on top of her gold hoard for hours non-stop.

[Anonymous No.]

getting pushed down by a meaty tail and mated

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>>25034627
It's not a very comfortable spot, please put down some blankets

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>>25034643
better be thick blankets

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>>25030710
Healthy sandworms don't pee. They conserve fluids for their mouth as water isn't abundant in the desert sands

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>>25034368
NTR.

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>>25034423
>Forcing ghoul to deepthroat you for hours
>Makes all the attempts at breathing and gagging for show and make your dick even harder
>Absolutely loves the fact she’s getting mouthful of hubbies dick for hours on end
>>25034812
>Yeti-chan walks in on anon hugging his lava golem cousin
>Doesn’t know it’s just platonic and runs out tears streaming down her face
>Comes back next day with her unicorn friend and tells you she’d be fine being your second or even third wife

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>>25034368
Only things that'll get you a hard no is NTR and anything that causes real pain and suffering. Everything else is fair game. They can sex for years neverending if you want. They can fill every /d/ you like. They can eat your ass. Anything you want for as long as you like and as rough as you like. Sex makes them stronger and cannot be harmed by it

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>>25035001
>unicorn friend
But you need a Bicorn for that!

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>>25035133
Or a Unicorn who wants to become one.

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>>25034636
getting facesat by a thicc dragon while her meaty tail lays on top you, rubbing your bulge with the tip

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>>25035001
>Forcing ghoul to deepthroat you for hours
Top tier stuff right there.

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>>25035001
I don't know how I would feel about my wife(s) bringing in a unicorn/bicorn into our relationship.
I already have two wives, I don't think I need more.

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>>25035390
meaty tails are a miracle of nature

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>>24991164

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>>25035574
Whoops didn't mean to reply.

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a cat is fine too

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>>25035574
MEAT

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How do I tell a yuki-onna that her blizzard just isn't that cold without making her feel down?

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>Working as a professional booth seat at a monster girl bar
>Your face is one seat
>Your dick is the other seat
>Dozens of monster girls come to you every day to get their asses licked and fucked while they drink and socialize
Just imagine all the delicious, sweaty, monster ass you get to taste everyday. How they'd grind their cunts across your face every time they get an itch. And don't worry, the bar casts a spell on you so you don't need to breath in case you get a more sadistic customer. Pay is $30 an hour. Not bad!

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>>25036003
Sounds disgusting.

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>>25036024
>Sounds disgusting.
I imagine it would to a faggot

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>>25036061
Calm down virgin

[Anonymous No.]

think smart, work out

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>>25035001
>>Makes all the attempts at breathing and gagging for show and make your dick even harder
This is the dream.
>It takes a bit of practice and remembering, but she even manages to make her chest heave with breath as she gasps and moans.

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I wish my whole body smelled like ghoul spit

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>>25036202
>I wish my whole body smelled
i gotchu

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>>25036259
Ironic considering a skunk just got hit outside, and I can smell is that.
Skunks stink though, not in a good way. I'd rather be licked and sucked all over by ghouls

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>>25036003
Sounded gross until I realized it involves other men's cum likely dripping off their buttholes. Sign me in!

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>have like a dozen of pastebin stories opened in browser
>forget about them for months
>accidentally open them
>almost all of them removed
Huh, did a bunch of authors suddenly decided to remove them or pastebin is cracking down on smut?

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>>25036365
Nah that's just your schizophrenia acting up again

[Anonymous No.]

Write a haiku about your waifu!

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>>25036434
Great beast of the sands
Devours me in seconds
Very erotic

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>>25036365
I've seen that loli before!

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>>25036551
Perfect

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>>25036365
It all always was and is crap, why care.

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>>25035079
>They can eat your ass
>Anon pays Ms. Lich for access to the Ghoul crypt to pick out a wife
>Doesn't know he's about to pull the heist of the century and steal a Wight wife instead
>Has planned this out for months after finding plans of the graveyard and watching the commercial for it numerous times
>Still can't believe this emotionally and physically dead Lich was the same one in the commercial, but that 's besides the point
>There's a weak spot in the wall that connects the Ghouls' dingy crypt to the Wights' lasciviously decorated mausoleum
>Heads to the end and with a planted hammer and chisel he begins working away at the stone
>Asked Ms. Lich for extra time alone to decide on a wife but she seems to be getting impatient turning off and on the magical torches
>Finally breaks through and begins smashing away the edges but it seems Ms. Lich has gotten tired of waiting
>She slams the door shut and he hears loud tumblers turning and clunking along with heavy chains being set along the door
>The lights turn out
>The cages holding the Ghouls slowly creak open
>Hasn't realized till now that he's been giving them a show while being bent over or squatting this whole time
>Hasn't realized till now that he also was wearing his extra tight pair of pants today
>Hole is barely big enough to fit him but maybe if he dives through he'll make it
>Gets stuck around his midsection leaving his backside to the mercy of the Ghouls
>Meanwhile the Wights are having brunch and since anon wasn't invited they elect to ignore him instead
>Seconds pass before the ghouls tear off his pants, shoes, and socks, and in that order
>One lines up beneath him locking her arms around his hips using them as support to pull herself up to take him into her mouth as deeply as possible
>On the backside a Ghoul begins lapping away at his ass making him slowly harder much to his chagrin, only to delve fully in making him cum faster than a shota and a Dark Mage in the same room
>Ghoul under anon drains him even more not leaving a drop to anywhere but her mouth
>Ghouls that were biding themselves by biting anon's legs or licking his balls quickly pull away the two Ghouls as two more take their place
>Hours pass till Ms. Lich goes to check in on anon
>Opens the door to the distinct smell of spit, cum and lipstick
>Anon covered in coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick and his horde of new Ghoul wives cuddling
>Wonders where they got the lipstick till she notices the hole to Wight mausoleum
>Decides to let anon enjoy his honeymoon and leaves the hole in the wall to make sure the Wights get jealous and wont be so haughty to customers

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>>25037135
How much do I have to pay for the lich?

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Having a savior kink is really weird in MGE since I like to imagine really bad situations but most of them doesn't really work since monster girls wouldn't really be cruel to you.

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>>25037135
>Opens the door to the distinct smell of spit, cum
Bruh. Why would ghouls wear lipstick? Why would you even smell lipstick? How can you smell cum when there's an air tight seal around his dick at all times? What do you think spit smells like? I mean, I'll tell you, It probably smells like nothing.

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>>25034023
It's superior if the monster is the younger one, then there's no need to wait around doing nothing.

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>>25037473
>really bad situations but most of them doesn't really work since monster girls wouldn't really be cruel to you.
There are still various situations that monster girls could save you from that don't involve other MGs tormenting you. You can also go the cheap route and be rescued by a strong, brave Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

'sup dude?

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>>25039081
yeah kidfucking really isn't for me tho

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>>25039392
Cool Shog.

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>>25037473
how about getting raided my bandits and a dragon decided to get involved

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>>25037135
Good stuff. >>25038880 Makes some valid points, but good stuff.

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>>25036574

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>>25039417
Are you sure? If you asked a young monstergirl, she would say it's the most romantic thing in the world.

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>>25037135
>anon goes for "premium" girls
>instead discovers that "chumps" are more than fine, too
Eros approves

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If wolf-types and dragon girls go feral in bed by howling or breathing fire as they climax, what do lamia do?

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>>25040351
Yes I'm sure I don't want to fuck kids

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>>25033786
Is that supposed to be a Dark Signer from yugioh 5Ds?

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>>25041023
But wait anon, are you sure? What if I try and subvert you and pull you down to my level, how about now?

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>>25041105
Not really, no.

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>>25040288
I want to fuck Veronica's cunny!
She is best mage!

[Anonymous No.]

Introduce ice cubes to Slime to cool off in the summer sun.

[Anonymous No.]

What would a blessing do if I was given one by a shirohebi at a shrine?

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>>25043936
>talking to a shirohebi
>interacting with a shirohebi at all
>being in the vicinity of a shirohebi
why

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>>25043964
But I want to be rich so I need a blessing...

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>>25043936
A shirohebi's blessing allows you to excel at anything you give your earnest feelings to, but the backlash is intense should you find your attentions wandering, or if you use this blessing to flit from one passing pleasure to the other and show yourself to be fickle.

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>>25044019
ask literally anyone else
shirohebi bad

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>>25044452
like who. I need easy money without being in kahoots with a monster because conditional romance is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>25044452
They're only bad if their possessiveness is too heavy for you. If they aren't interested in you, then you should be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25044452
No shirohebi good
Cute white snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>25044452
Shiro-hime is my everything. Her Flames of passion burning deep in my soul.

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>>25044452
>>25043964
Cute snek!

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>>25044660
So cute! Truly the face of someone who deeply loves you and wishes to gently coil you.

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>>25043936
>went to a shrine for a blessing
>didn’t know the Shirohebi’s there were ex delinquents and are “repaying their debt to society”
>now I’ve got four snake girls following me around calling me ‘Aniki’ and always trying to drink my beer

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>>25043936
Just make sure you don't get blessed at the fox shrine first

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>>25044930
>4 yan snakes
Man that sounds really tiresome, I don't know how you handle 3 yan snakes, it must be a pain in the neck trying to mediate the fighting between two yan snakes, but hey, at least at the end of it all you get a loving and devoted yan snake.

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>>25045224
why? Foxes aren't going to do to anything to me (Not that they can).

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>>25045333
The shirohebi would give you a deep and thorough spiritual cleansing to remove any other blessings you might have previously had.

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>>25044917
>>25044611
No, shirohebi fucking BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>25045482
>to remove any other blessings you might have previously had.
Have, had or will ever have more like

[Anonymous No.]

>>25045224
>84kg
That fox needs to be blessed. With a diet plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>25045591
But anon. Shirohebi fucking feels great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>25045670
Pleb

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>>25045284
All 4 of them will do their best to be your #1 waifu

They'll probably make you feel like burning alive if you dare look at another woman though

[Anonymous No.]

How would a submissive but still VERY monogamous shirohebi work?

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>>25045831
This thread doesn't deserve yan girls. You don't deserve yan girls.

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>>25045890
That's easy anon, she'd just be a total bondage slut.