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Mama said never take candy from strangers.

Will you listen to your mama told you?

>> No.2497025

Nah, I'm pretty sure she said, "Go ahead and eat it! What's the worse that can happen?"

>> No.2497036
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>>2497019
But she's not a stranger, she's Remilia FUCKING Scarlet!

>> No.2497043

Of course

>> No.2497050

Vampires can be trusted. Especially Ms. Scarlet.

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Of course.

Kihihihihi.

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>> No.2497072
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Canon-wise, Remi's harmless. It's the maid, the librarian and her assistant, the gatekeeper, and the basement dweller that are the dangerous ones.

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>>2497072
>the dangerous ones
>gatekeeper
I see through your lies.

>> No.2497096

>>2497087
You try to walk past her while she sleeps and she'll flip out on you.

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>>2497087
Just because she gets her ass handed to her by the only 3 capable humans in Gensokyo doesn't mean she's totally incompetent. She's all fun and games, but trespasser WILL be violated!

>> No.2497180

>>2497064
>>2497069
>>2497077
>>2497116
>>2497131
what the fuck?

>> No.2497190

>>2497178
>violated

This is relevant to my interests.

>> No.2497195

She's dead, jim.

>> No.2497199

>>2497180
It's the position Remilia makes when she blocks in SWR/IaMP

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So you took your day off to play with mama? Mama is so happy!

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I'll have an apple instead.

>> No.2497229

>>2497180
:3

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>>2497199
FUCKIN LOL'D

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>>2497294

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>>2497301

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>> No.2497366

>>2497019
listen to WHAT
listen to WHAT mama told you goddamn I'm an idiot

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And finally, the REASON why Remi cowers

Marisa's top-priority ass!

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>>2497199
That's how she guards low hits.

>> No.2497503

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>> No.2497530

>>2497414
I can totally see the SDM trolling Remi like this!

>> No.2499854

fuck, if they didn't all wear bloomers it'd be a great pantyshot

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It's actually a pretty damn good guard.

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>>2497019
>strangers
You know this game?

>> No.2501847

>>2497199
So is her crouching defense canon?

>> No.2501876

>>2499936
So do I.

>> No.2501880

>>2497178
>but trespasser WILL be violated!

I'm hoping by violated you mean my ass and her strap-on.

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>>2501880
More like her FIST and your ass! Oh, and her fist will be on fire from the sheer velocity she J-J-JAMS IT IN!

>> No.2502248

>>2497019
Is that really candy I mean come on

>> No.2502281

>>2502248
it looks like candy and tastes like candy
but then you break your fucking teeth because it's actually a marble

>> No.2502301

>>2501847
Very little in Touhou is canon other than Reimu and Marisa go beat up 6 lolis a year for silly reasons and then have tea with them.

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>>2497442
>>2497414
>>2497402
>>2497390
>>2497382
>>2497369
Remember to duck and cover when you see the flash!

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