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2495725 No.2495725 [Reply] [Original]

Yukari is a beautiful old hag

>> No.2495736
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>>2495725

>> No.2495741
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>old hag

>> No.2495748

old and busted

>> No.2495757

Aged like fin wine.

Now if only I actually did drink alcohol...

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>> No.2495786

if any of you were around for the "which touhou character do you fap to most" thread
turns out my answer's yukari
i wasn't sure before, but yeah, it appears i can't resist her
sexually

>> No.2495801

>>2495741
How was your day, Pygma-chan? Wanna go out with me?

>> No.2495809

>>2495741
You jealous of her youth?
Its ok, no matter how old you look I still want to go out with you.

>> No.2495814
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Women are like fine wine
They get better with age

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>old hog

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Have some Moe-Moe-Kinder-Than-Jesus-and-Buddha-combined Yukari.

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2495835

Greatest GILF of Gensokyo

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Yukari is a pure and proper Maiden! Please don't show her questionable material!

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I'ds hits it.

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Fully developed, thoroughly matured, aged to perfection...

The very meaning of a woman that cannot possibly get any better than she is at this moment in time.

>> No.2495855

>>2495835
GILF = Girl I like to fuck?

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>>2495786
How can you fap to Yukari? If I tried I'd feel as if I was tainting her. I would be ashamed of myself. She deserves better than that.

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>>2495855
Grandma

>> No.2495871

>>2495849

Crap, now I'm imagining Murderface repeatedly killing Cirno, who keeps regenerating and getting killed again.

>> No.2495886

>>2495871
wat

>> No.2495889
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The pinnacle of feminine beauty, grace and elegance. I merely feel bad by laying my eyes upon her.

>> No.2495893

>>2495815
pig delicious

>> No.2495903

Yukari has no interest in you guys, SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU GUYS FOR DOING SUCH THINGS!

>> No.2495907

>>2495893
Pigs can catch swineflu.

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>>2495893
>>2495815

Now I will eat the Yukarin! Who's got the last laugh now, old crone!

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>>2495907
I'd catch Yukari's swineflu, if you know what I mean.

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And with Ran's gentle, motherly air they both represent ladies so exquisite and breathtakingly beautiful men would start wars just to have the chance to speak with them.

>> No.2495925

>>2495903
That's okay. Before she does I will tell her it's an honor to be eaten by such a sexy, refined elegant lady such as herself.

>> No.2495991

>>2495925

The words of dying men compel everyone to listen, for they are chosen with the utmost care.

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>>2495991
Do you think....it will flatter her?

>> No.2496005

>>2495996
Probably, but she'd eat you anyway.

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>>2496005
At least I will be eaten happily.

>> No.2496046

>>2496005
>>2495996

One thing that people seem to keep forgetting is that Yukari is a refined noblewoman amongst Youkari.
Rumia might jump on your shoulders and start chewing through your skull, but Yukari's interest would be piqued upon meeting a mortal that seems so attracted to her.
She's usually used to the simplistic peasants either running and screaming, or ignoring her fervently hoping she'll not notice them.
Most likely she would spirit you away, for an hour or so of quite a bit of lascivious foreplay, teasing, and come-ons.
And, of course, the sex. Yukari's centuries old, she knows how to do things with her body that would make a professional porn-star blush like a maiden.
So, of course, you'd probably last all of five seconds with her. You'd probably end up coming pints the instant she slipped you between her breasts.

And then she would eat you. Right after she mounted you, Yukari would place her hands on your head, and mercifully put you out of your misery with a snap of your neck.

Then it's off to the Kitchen for Ran to dress you properly.

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>>2496033
>>2496005
Yukari is more civilized than you think.

>> No.2496064

>>2496046
And now I'm erect again.
Thanks.

>> No.2496068

>Yukari is a refined noblewoman amongst Youkari.

FFFFFFFU-, I knew I shouldn't have tried spooning food into my mouth and typing at the same time.

>> No.2496074

>>2496068
Fat fuck can't even stop eating to type.

>> No.2496103

>>2496046
but what if I'm a powerful demon hunter with powers on par with her own?

>> No.2496106

>>2496068
What were you eating?

>> No.2496109

>>2496103
Then you'll have no trouble, Dante.

>> No.2496115

then lets get down to some CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY business

>> No.2496121

>>2496109

DANTE MUST DIE.

>>2496106

Grilled Tuna steak, with Rice and peas. Gotta get those clean cals to build MUSSLE, brah.

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"Please, marry me Yukari"
"u...ummmmmm.I...I *blush*

>> No.2496130

>>2496121
DANTE NEVER DIE

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>>2496123
And then Anon became fox food

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>>2496046
>Right after she mounted you, Yukari would place her hands on your head, and mercifully put you out of your misery with a snap of your neck.

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2496167

Yukari is a beautiful onee-sama.

>> No.2496170

>>2496121
Sometimes I pretend you're really Arcueid Brunestud and I jerk off to your posts.

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They're filled with milk

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