which 2hu's futa cock would you suck?
>>24948500is that even a question?
>>24948500all of them
Cirno. Like eating an ice cream.
Yukari's. Do you think Yuyuko or Reimu get to suck it more?
>>24948500Tell me, how large is Kaguya's Giga-cock?
>ran: too hairy and probably musky >yukari: wrinkly and dripping with sweat>yuyuko: bulging uncontrollably with uneven bumps>reimu: virgin penis, nothing special>marisa: clean, small and uncutI think its obvious
whenever sakuya moves, her lengthy cock springs out of her panties to the side, and it can be seen sticking out under her skirt without effort - while oozing cock milk
I want to be in a relationship with Tenshi's cock!
Patchouli sometimes faint because her erection has too much room for blood. She makes effort to hide her erection whenever marisa or anyone is near. Because she sits most of the time, her cock has the tendency to lean sideways.
>>24954007Accurate and detailed information on cock position!
>>24954007>Because she sits most of the time, her cock has the tendency to lean sideways.Am I Patchouli?
Yuuka. The doujins have nothing to do with it though.>>24954007Oh, so that's why mine is bemt to the left!
post your fav fanfics. Mine is BSD's about Komachi.
>>24953447>Do you think Yuyuko or Reimu get to suck it more?Neither, Yukari's cock is exclusively mine.
>>24953860how do futas deal with their cocks dripping cum all the time?
>>24954609adding: can also read jp no problem so post if you have! I searched for a bit in the past but I haven't found any that would stick with me personally ;_;
>>24954972i guess they constantly find someone to clean up.
>>24954972unlike sakuya she stops time and catch them with her mouth. other futas not so fortunate
>>24955156fuck you kaguya!where is my "mokou fucks kaguya with massive cock" doujin
>>24955232also to add there is kinda one since village girl kinda look kaguya but still not the thing.https://exhentai.org/g/584773/8fca3247f1/
Sorry, /jp/, but after all these years I still don't like dick.
Would you sell your soul to be Mokou in this situation?
i fucking hate futanari womans have vaginas got damit
>>24955533You either like from the moment you first saw it or you don't. No need to force yourself.
>>24955570If they didn't, they'd be trannies and not futanari.
>>24955579not really true, first time i saw futa shit i hated it but i blame internet for slowly corrupting my mind.>>24955570>>24955698well most of the time vagina is not even shown and it still tagged as futanari so who knows really, not that i give much shit but how i see it female with dick = futanari, with vagina or not since most of time you cant really tell do they have one.
I wish Touhou content wasn't coming to a slow halt these years. I want to live it like I could in the past, but I ran towards non-Touhou stuff, and I think it has corrupted something in me. All the other things will never be as meaningful. I even think that I may never be as close to Gensokyo as I was, living from doujinshi to doujinshi and wandering in the forests and the cornfields, years ago on /jp/.
>>24955917>not really true, first time i saw futa shit i hated it but i blame internet for slowly corrupting my mind.No way! I bet you were instead pre-corrupted into hating it. Most people never seem to grow to like it.
>>24955546No, but I would sell my soul to be Mokou when Yukari is the one with the dick.
Do you think Eirin enjoys being dicked by Futa-Kaguya every night?
>>24956104well that is another theory indeed.
>>24956490Imagine getting to experience Yukari's 20 hour long ejaculation
>>24956001I know that feel. And I don't think there's anything that will replace Gensokyo in our souls
>>24956300I want to be futa Kaguya and dick Eirin every day, why do I have to be a shitty human living on this shitty planet instead?
Definitely has to be Reisen's well hung, perfectly clean, extremely sensitive (but with a lot of stamina for multiple rounds), extra tasty, somewhat hypnotic girthy carrot.
>>24955232That's an old one!https://exhentai.org/g/81709/dd4fc019b0/
>>24956754decent but missing the "massive" aspect.
>>24948500I don't think a jew would like that
>>24957037Why? Would he be jealous that the 2hu still has her foreskin?
>>24954609>Mine is BSD's about Komachi.this is (if linking to this site is tolerated) this one:https://www.touhou-project.com/storylist.php?title=&author=&board%5B%5D=3&status%5B%5D=any (search for Komachi in the title).It's a second-person CYOA with Komachi as the protagonist, where you as Komachi go on an adventure to solve the futanari incident! (It never gets solved!)There's also "Reimu's Adventure" by another author on the same site, also started in 2011. It's not consistently futanari, and it's frequently between awkward and fanciful. It's entertaining.For something completely different, an incredibly sappy romance between the tengu ("An Attraction to Aya..."), but it looks like it was eventually put on hold.I think that's pretty much it for the English Touhou fics w/ futanari that stuck in my memory. You can probably look at some of the rest by the same BSD on the site if you liked the first one. When I first found those a few years ago, I tried to find more in different places, but I didn't look very hard, since it was tiring to sift through poor writing and non-futanari... I wonder if the japanese scene has the most gems, and where to look for them. It would suck if many of the good ones are actually released as dojinshi novels, that people would never upload on the internet.
Slay the gay
>>24958650I hate fags, crossdressing homos and trannies but futa is based and not gay
>>24948500The real answer is "any/all of them unless you don't value your life", but the particular standouts off the top of my head are Yukari, Reisen, Sakuya, Reimu, Eirin and Aya.
>>24959049anon, there is no need to use /pol/ or crossboarder lingo to argue in favor of /jp/ matters. those terms will always be defined externally, and by using them you admit the invasion of culture!
>>24958650Yeah, futa on female is terrible, futas should only have sex with men.
Futa on futa is homosexual. Being of the same sex, they understand each other carnally in a way that is not available to either male or female.
>>24959661and they probably also figure out females without trying
>>24953589>I think its obviousYeah, Ran's hairy and musky cock!
>>24960451How big is Tenshi's "sword of hisou" anon?
>>24961118like a pvc pipe
I don't think I'd have much choice in the matter.
>>24948500I cannot fucking believe nobody has said Saki yet.Yes I would, I don't care if my mouth cannot suck it entirely.
>>24960451You happen to have a source for that?>>24975169Accepting it willingly and trying to resist probably makes a lot of a difference.
>>24993636Nevermind, found 67495801 on Pixiv.
People who call girls with a dick but no vagina futa are absolute sinners.
>>24993999well it's a short for "full package futanari"
>>24993999Nani the fuck? How do you call a girl with a dick [and no balls?] but no vagina then?Since the only thing I know is that a full package futanari is a girl who has both completely and non-full package are the ones who only have a dick with no balls, but also a vagina.
>>24994130They’re just called shemale or newhalf. The existence of balls doesn’t matter to me. It can still be futa if the balls cover up where the vagina would be. It’s only when you can clearly see there is no vagina that it becomes a problem. I do think this distinction is important since they’re separate fetishes. You’ll find there are people who like shemale but not futanari too.
>>24993636Can we have a nap afterwards?
>>24993999I couldn't agree more.
>>24993999The term's been polluted by west.
Kinda weird how I wouldn't suck futa Rumia's dick but I'd totally lick loli Rumia's asshole.
I need big loli cock.
>>25000124Those are some weird looking waterballoons.
READ a koishi dojinshi https://exhentai.org/g/1608079/70874a81d8/
>>24948500do I really have to choose just one?
>>24948500All but Shion since that would be like sucking off a local homeless man in San Diego for free. Just, for starters, imagine the smegma she would have.I salute the anons who would, though.
>>25005731All that reading this did is make me imagine how Joon's cock looks like.
>>25005877I say she definitely (and maybe obviously) has a bigger, thicker, juicier cock than Shion's and sometimes they do hardcore wincest stuff together from time to time out of sheer desperation to put her big cock in something.However, such dicking from Joon is an absolute privilege that one could receive, almost divine as if Jesus Christ just gave you some of his wine, given how her cock is aesthetically pleasing to look and feel as per the softness of her foreskin, pink glans, and those pinker dick lips at the tip of her dick that some have.I would personally pay from my own pocket money to have a feel of Joon's cock, to be honest; with just a half hour, I'm happy.
Youmu's cute small smooth cock, of course.
>>25008667It's only natural for such a cute girl to have a cute dick.I want to suck her small dick dry.
>>25008667Youmu is a boy, he doesn't count.
>>24948500I don't like futa. The vagina doesn't fit.Now, 2hus that are actually guys and have fat, smelly, delicious treats down there? You wouldn't be able to pull me away from them.
Yabbadabbadoo's. I want to be spend my afterlife chained beneath her desk and providing her relief while she judges sinners.
>>24948500I would suck all of them.What a gay question OP.
futanari penis is 女性器!
>>24956731B A S E D
>>25049416You'd need to have some very good karma to be granted that.
>>24953501About 14 inches of glorious divine princess cock
>>24953860She must have a really healthy futa cock
>>25035814If I wear a silly hat, will you suck mine?
>>24954972They jerk out massive loads in the toilet to die down any ongoing spurts temporarily,
>>25104979nah more likely they have their personal cock suckers
>>24956731I bet she fucks Tewi everyday with her sexy futa cock.
>>25000662And you're gonna drink out of them!
>>24951418The only correct answer in this thread.
I want to suck every 2hu's large girthy futa cock and memorize their cocks by appearances, smell, taste, and feel in my boy pussy
>>25106600>boy pussyfutahus get soft instantly when they hear this word
>>25107315does the word butthole make them hard
>>24948500All the loli2hus with massive cocks.
>>25049416I too wish to be tortured by Eiki in my afterlife
>>24956614because of the sins of your past life
>>24948500Sakuya's big futa cockIt'll probably smell like Remilia's cunny and Flandre's
>>24960243Yummy! Her futa cum must taste amazing, combined with the smell.
>>24953860Well, someone's gonna have to clean her up...
>>25107693How do I avoid them in this life?
>>24955379I swear the scenes from that dojinshi are burned into my memory forever.
>>25107985now I REALLY need Sakuya's cock
>>24948500Hina's lonely cock that's only ever known masturbation, just for me!
>>25115714The fact you are in this thread means there is no hope for you.
>>25105070And Eirin. And Kaguya. And Mokou. And Youmu. And Junko.
>>25121097Bummer, you're apparently here to preach actual religious ethics (Buddhism?). Just get out of /jp/.
>>25129259Fuck off. I'm preaching true Christian values, like consensual missionary lovemaking for the purpose of procreation and sharing your deep love while holding your submissive futa wife in a tight embrace.
>>25130303Submissive futanari is... the best. Sorry! You can stay!
I want to impregnate a futa Yukari
>>25134766I want a futa Yuakri to impregnate me
>>25104960NTA but I will, for free.
>>24997920Cuteness overrides disgust.
>>25049416For me, its having an eternal afterlife on licking clean her boots and high heels and, occasionally, her "rod of remorse".>>25106600Same but very serious and goal-oriented!
Big fairy popsicles!
>>25163480Reminds me of [email protected] a little, just like that cute smol tent.
such a cute thread
>>25171002there's nothing cute about sucking a smelly cock
>>25171017the smell is the best part
>>25171017smelly cocks are really cute!especially yukari's giant horse cock! it's really cute!
>>25171017But anon, you're missing a lot if you don't want a smelly cock in your soft, NEET face!Just get yourself someone with phimosis and a strong stench on her cock like Flandre and Koishi!
Imagine her big long hard veiny hairy smelly pink-tipped cum-drooling cock
Yuuka and her giant amazoness cock!
>>24948500I want to break Byakuren's monastic bows by sucking her every drip of cum dry!
>>25171017Don't knock it until you've tried it.
This thread is really gay
>>24960451>>24993675THANK YOU ANON. And, whoa, it's big!
>>25185525>yukari's giant horse cockThis sentence just makes me laugh.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83458527I'm jealous of Nue.
>>25217197thats a boi
I want a skinny, slutty /jp/sie to worship my throbbing cock
>>25218370How smelly is it? how sweaty? do you shower often? will you wear a hat while I worship it? is it hairy?
>>25218412>How smelly is it?It exudes a hot, heavy musk even when clean>How sweatyIt's not!>Do you shower oftenI shower twice a day!>Will you wear a hat?Of course~>Is it hairyI keep it shaved
>>25218477Hnnnmnhg I think this might be too good of a offer for me to refuse
I knew /jp/ likes dicks!
>>25218520>>25218755Hey, go be gay somewhere else. You gay boys might even get this thread deleted.
>>25218827I don't use it... wouldn't /trash/ be better?
>>25218827>Discord?Somehow you managed to be an even bigger fag than the guy wanting to suck your dick.
get out of my futa thread, fagboys
This thread just reeks of flamboyant homo bitch boys, I think we can use another ethnic cleansing soon.
>>25219209I'm not a homo, I'm a manly straight guy who likes futa
>>25218893Since I derailed the thread only to get ghosted, here are some good futa 2hu doujins that I likehttps://exhentai.org/g/1363768/cabc188406/https://exhentai.org/g/1209625/2c0dd0b29f/https://exhentai.org/g/1418717/19701589c7/
>>25219624I'm still here but I'm at work. Also felt bad for posting off topic. I'm sorry <3
>>25220333It's ok I was just horny
>>25222716I still am, please post more
>>25222778My my, what a lewd anon
god bless this artist,I even started supporting him on fanbox because his stuff is so good
>>25223309then there is this artist who no one talks about and most of his art is not even uploaded to panda.might be understandable since he do mostly macro/hyper stuff.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/50477656
>>25223775Suika with breasts?No wonder people ignore him.
>>25223852thats like saying "2hu without dick?""no wonder people igone him"
>>25223775yeah I think that might be going a bit too far even for mecute 2hus with dicks, yes. That, no.
>>25223947yeah, understandable. but still wondering that his stuff is not panda, would think there is atleast one degenerate to put it there.
>>25223920That's different. It's natural for 2hus to have long, fat, smelly cocks that constantly leak precum. It's not natural for Suika to have breasts.
>>25224091just matter of perspective.
>>25219345Y-Yeah, me too, totally... Haha...
Someone post that image of Warugaki's mom as Sakuya asking why that girl has a peepee. All of them but especially Yukari, since futa doujins of her awoke me to the wonders of girls with peepee's.>>24958504I haven't thought about that board in ages. I wonder if that guy who was making some CYOA about a russian soldier in a war getting spirited off to the bamboo forest all of a sudden or something is still around. That was a good read.
>>24948500every single god damn one.
>>25218044Not that different from a futa Chen given the size of her chest.
>>25218959The [They had lots of sex afterwards] square is GREATLY needed there.
>>25219209Facts: If, for example, a Japanese male was a huge homosexual to men of the same race AND nationality as him, he is the epitome of the nationalist as there is no further question that he is loyal to his people, his nation, and, if he happens to like women too, his own ethnicity by the act of impregnating a woman of the same race as him.Prove me wrong.Protip: You can'tPictured spoilered because of 3D, but I personally wouldn't have done so.
>>25231785Oh, I just read that anon's reply to the other futanon. I think I read the post wrong and I, as the typical autist, couldn't find the sacarsm in his post.
Could you homos stop talking about your faggotry here? This is the futahu thread, not the gay thread.
Which 2hu would be most likely to want to irrumatio a trap? That would be my choice.
Cockfight with Kutaka.
Does anyone here want to BE a futahu, instead of being fucked by one?
>>25231921Wish the faggots would just leave. They're offtopic and annoying and then people think all futanari fans are gay. It's bad enough as it is.
>>25233834I used to think that majority of futafags were straight but delving deeper made me come to a conclusion that like 70% are into crossdressing and gay sex
>>25234610Just because I'd fuck a crossdresser until he passed out if I had the chance doesn't mean I like gay sex.
>>25235533well it is kinda gay, like futa too, but you just dont like masculine looking men and rather femine looking boys or just females with dicks.
>>25235533I would not fuck a crossdresser and I find the posts about gay sex in this thread nauseating.
>>25231785>if Japanese man was homosexualGo read about how a samurai senei would transfer his samurai “chi” to his young students(usually age 8 to 16) to make him into a good replacement of samurai.Japan was and is pretty gay
>>25235902like catholic church, europe was and is pretty gay too.
Thanks for ruining this blessed thread, assholes.
>>25236131how about you post then stuff then instead whine, also how about you pinpoint me what is ruining your gay experience in this thread?
>>25236034Yes exactly.The difference is that priests knew that what they do was a sin and the poor boy knew he just got violated and was sad.Plus the whole thing was hush hush because everyone know what the family woulda done to that “prist”.Meanwhile in Japan not only the samurai wasn’t view this as something wrong but he was proud of what he did, also the boy was also pretty happy to be chosen to be samurai replacement.The family was also proud and happy for their boy because he was getting “chiiieed” by the big samurai, so no hush hush necessary.Now tell me again what country was super gay again(Greece and Rome were super gay just like Japan by the way, that was a better example...but at least they saw it as gay love, not a way to transfer fucking chi power)
>>25236290Just think about Goku...Jesus is that how he received his chi energy every night?
>>25236290lots of places are and just reminded that there is lots of gayness going around, like this thread, not that is bad thing.
Cock duel between Kaguya and Mokou. It ends in a wipeout.
>>25236537i just wish monaka will do more futa stuff.
>>25236182If by gay you mean happy, I didn't come here to look at faggots exchanging discords to suck each others dicks IRL or to talk about crossdressed men. It's vulgar. It also seems something fundamentally different to me. Futas are girls, and to me it is a high and lofty fantasy, much like Gensokyo...That said, you don't have to continue this argument. Better to make good posts.
>>25236537Kaguya's noble cock would never lose to a smelly hobo.
>>25236661there is literally just one faggot who asked for discord, and thats that.and i agree, better posts is way to go or something that we should go towards atleast.
>>25236421No I didn’t meant to say it’s bad.I just said it because he said “IF A Japanese is gay and nationalist”Just saying Japanese BEEN GAY and SUPER NATIONALIST.
>>25236661many people who isolate themselves from the real world want to turn the fantasy into reality, even if the outcome is just a poor imitation
>>25236697its wonder that there is no mokou vs kaguya dick size competition art.
>>25237084At first it's just comparing dick sizes. Then the dicks start rubbing against each other and from there it just snowballs out of control.
I want to BE the futahu..I want to be Reisen and pound Tewi all day long..
>>25238702Then I want to be Clownpiece pounding away at the Watatsuki sisters. Stupid smug Lunarians will learn a lesson when I'm done with them.
>>25238702>>25238889I don't want to be a futahu, but I'd love to double penetrate a loli or some dumb lunarias with a futahu.
>>25238889i want to be mokou with massive cock and fuck every 2hu, mostly kaguya since shed deserves it and dont get enough dicking anyways.also found my ancient cm3d2 2hu futa folder.
>>25233830I want to be futanari Kagerou and try my best at getting to suck the delicious cock of anyone (all futanari) that I'll get a friendly conversation with in the forest! Would also fuck Koishi, just because!
>>25239271>found my ancient cm3d2 2hu futa folder.Share it.
this is the horniest thread on the jay
>>25239644i rather not since its just my own made shitty edits, there is also lots of clipping with clothes and such now that i started checking them more closely, might be also problem with cm3d2 studio which i was using some years ago.
>>25239767also why there is huge lack of "smug" futa art, with face that basiclly saying "you are gonna get fucked".
>>25239767I'll trade you my own made shitty edits of Ran and Yukari for MMD for your folder.But seriously, no one here will criticize you. Thinking that other people won't appreciate your work is the same mentality that jap artists have when they delete most/all of their art from the internet.You may think those edits aren't much, but it may very well end up being someone else's treasure.
>>24948500I want to be pump and dumped by Reimu
>>25239998Because the japanese have no taste and instead want to focus on old mens hairy smeggy chodes and fat-flabs instead of making attractive girls looking down on you like an onahole about to see its last moments.
>>25233830I want to be a futa Reisen and have sex with everyone in Futanari Gensoukyo.
>>249485002hu gameplay thread: *crickets*2hu lore thread: *crickets*"which 2hu's futa cock would you suck?" aka /d/ crossposting: most active Touhou thread in the catalogNever change anon
>>24956731>extremely sensitive (but with a lot of stamina for multiple rounds)Ideal. Perfection. Reisen's deserves frequent service.
>>25246078the state of toehoe community
Yuugi's dick is not only big, but also veiny and very, very hard, thanks to her being fit and having good blood circulation.>>252460782hu penises is a very important subject.
>>25236697Fujiwara are no hobos, dude.
>>25246684I bet it's also covered in bumps and warts like any big mighty oni meatstick should.
>>25246078Ah yes, the infamous touhou futanari, of which the last memorable thread happened in 2016: >>/jp/thread/S15719083Most of the time, there are no threads whatsoever, possibly for years.
>>25248055Seeing my old posts makes me feel fuzzy.
Reminder that Smug overpowered Lunarians (Yorihime and Toyohime) deserve nothing else but a brutal no holds barred hatefuck courtesy of big dick Junko.
RIP. Thread got less and less /jp/ as it went on.
>>24993999>>24994130You call them "newhalf". Please do not use "nani the fuck?" on /jp/.