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24948500 No.24948500[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

which 2hu's futa cock would you suck?

>> No.24948603

is that even a question?

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>> No.24951418
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all of them

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>> No.24951729

which size?

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>> No.24952544

Cirno. Like eating an ice cream.

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Yukari's. Do you think Yuyuko or Reimu get to suck it more?

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Tell me, how large is Kaguya's Giga-cock?

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>ran: too hairy and probably musky
>yukari: wrinkly and dripping with sweat
>yuyuko: bulging uncontrollably with uneven bumps
>reimu: virgin penis, nothing special
>marisa: clean, small and uncut

I think its obvious

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And kaguya?

>> No.24953687

huge balls

>> No.24953860
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whenever sakuya moves, her lengthy cock springs out of her panties to the side, and it can be seen sticking out under her skirt without effort - while oozing cock milk

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I want to be in a relationship with Tenshi's cock!

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Patchouli sometimes faint because her erection has too much room for blood. She makes effort to hide her erection whenever marisa or anyone is near. Because she sits most of the time, her cock has the tendency to lean sideways.

>> No.24954132

Accurate and detailed information on cock position!

>> No.24954312

>Because she sits most of the time, her cock has the tendency to lean sideways.
Am I Patchouli?

>> No.24954330

In miniature

>> No.24954402

Yuuka. The doujins have nothing to do with it though.

Oh, so that's why mine is bemt to the left!

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post your fav fanfics. Mine is BSD's about Komachi.

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>Do you think Yuyuko or Reimu get to suck it more?
Neither, Yukari's cock is exclusively mine.

>> No.24954972

how do futas deal with their cocks dripping cum all the time?

>> No.24955031

adding: can also read jp no problem so post if you have! I searched for a bit in the past but I haven't found any that would stick with me personally ;_;

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i guess they constantly find someone to clean up.

>> No.24955105

unlike sakuya she stops time and catch them with her mouth. other futas not so fortunate

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fuck you kaguya!
where is my "mokou fucks kaguya with massive cock" doujin

>> No.24955379

also to add there is kinda one since village girl kinda look kaguya but still not the thing.

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>> No.24955533

Sorry, /jp/, but after all these years I still don't like dick.

>> No.24955546
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Would you sell your soul to be Mokou in this situation?

>> No.24955570

i fucking hate futanari womans have vaginas got damit

>> No.24955579

You either like from the moment you first saw it or you don't. No need to force yourself.

>> No.24955698

If they didn't, they'd be trannies and not futanari.

>> No.24955917
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not really true, first time i saw futa shit i hated it but i blame internet for slowly corrupting my mind.

well most of the time vagina is not even shown and it still tagged as futanari so who knows really, not that i give much shit but how i see it female with dick = futanari, with vagina or not since most of time you cant really tell do they have one.

>> No.24956001

I wish Touhou content wasn't coming to a slow halt these years. I want to live it like I could in the past, but I ran towards non-Touhou stuff, and I think it has corrupted something in me. All the other things will never be as meaningful. I even think that I may never be as close to Gensokyo as I was, living from doujinshi to doujinshi and wandering in the forests and the cornfields, years ago on /jp/.

>> No.24956104

>not really true, first time i saw futa shit i hated it but i blame internet for slowly corrupting my mind.
No way! I bet you were instead pre-corrupted into hating it. Most people never seem to grow to like it.

>> No.24956146

No, but I would sell my soul to be Mokou when Yukari is the one with the dick.

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Do you think Eirin enjoys being dicked by Futa-Kaguya every night?

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well that is another theory indeed.

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Me too

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Imagine getting to experience Yukari's 20 hour long ejaculation

>> No.24956555

I know that feel. And I don't think there's anything that will replace Gensokyo in our souls

>> No.24956614

I want to be futa Kaguya and dick Eirin every day, why do I have to be a shitty human living on this shitty planet instead?

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Definitely has to be Reisen's well hung, perfectly clean, extremely sensitive (but with a lot of stamina for multiple rounds), extra tasty, somewhat hypnotic girthy carrot.

>> No.24956754

That's an old one!

>> No.24957015

decent but missing the "massive" aspect.

>> No.24957037

I don't think a jew would like that

>> No.24958050

Why? Would he be jealous that the 2hu still has her foreskin?

>> No.24958504

>Mine is BSD's about Komachi.
this is (if linking to this site is tolerated) this one:
https://www.touhou-project.com/storylist.php?title=&author=&board%5B%5D=3&status%5B%5D=any (search for Komachi in the title).
It's a second-person CYOA with Komachi as the protagonist, where you as Komachi go on an adventure to solve the futanari incident! (It never gets solved!)
There's also "Reimu's Adventure" by another author on the same site, also started in 2011. It's not consistently futanari, and it's frequently between awkward and fanciful. It's entertaining.
For something completely different, an incredibly sappy romance between the tengu ("An Attraction to Aya..."), but it looks like it was eventually put on hold.

I think that's pretty much it for the English Touhou fics w/ futanari that stuck in my memory. You can probably look at some of the rest by the same BSD on the site if you liked the first one. When I first found those a few years ago, I tried to find more in different places, but I didn't look very hard, since it was tiring to sift through poor writing and non-futanari... I wonder if the japanese scene has the most gems, and where to look for them. It would suck if many of the good ones are actually released as dojinshi novels, that people would never upload on the internet.

>> No.24958650

Slay the gay

>> No.24959049

I hate fags, crossdressing homos and trannies but futa is based and not gay

>> No.24959121

The real answer is "any/all of them unless you don't value your life", but the particular standouts off the top of my head are Yukari, Reisen, Sakuya, Reimu, Eirin and Aya.

>> No.24959210

anon, there is no need to use /pol/ or crossboarder lingo to argue in favor of /jp/ matters. those terms will always be defined externally, and by using them you admit the invasion of culture!

>> No.24959609

Yeah, futa on female is terrible, futas should only have sex with men.

>> No.24959661

Futa on futa is homosexual. Being of the same sex, they understand each other carnally in a way that is not available to either male or female.

>> No.24959711

and they probably also figure out females without trying

>> No.24960243

>I think its obvious
Yeah, Ran's hairy and musky cock!

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>> No.24960424

Go back.

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How big is Tenshi's "sword of hisou" anon?

>> No.24961407

like a pvc pipe

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I don't think I'd have much choice in the matter.

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I cannot fucking believe nobody has said Saki yet.
Yes I would, I don't care if my mouth cannot suck it entirely.

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You happen to have a source for that?

Accepting it willingly and trying to resist probably makes a lot of a difference.

>> No.24993675

Nevermind, found 67495801 on Pixiv.

>> No.24993801

ahh myess

>> No.24993999

People who call girls with a dick but no vagina futa are absolute sinners.

>> No.24994062

well it's a short for "full package futanari"

>> No.24994130

Nani the fuck?
How do you call a girl with a dick [and no balls?] but no vagina then?
Since the only thing I know is that a full package futanari is a girl who has both completely and non-full package are the ones who only have a dick with no balls, but also a vagina.

>> No.24994455

They’re just called shemale or newhalf. The existence of balls doesn’t matter to me. It can still be futa if the balls cover up where the vagina would be. It’s only when you can clearly see there is no vagina that it becomes a problem. I do think this distinction is important since they’re separate fetishes. You’ll find there are people who like shemale but not futanari too.

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Can we have a nap afterwards?

>> No.24997821

I couldn't agree more.

>> No.24997895

The term's been polluted by west.

>> No.24997920

Kinda weird how I wouldn't suck futa Rumia's dick but I'd totally lick loli Rumia's asshole.

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I need big loli cock.

>> No.25000662

Those are some weird looking waterballoons.

>> No.25004722

READ a koishi dojinshi https://exhentai.org/g/1608079/70874a81d8/

>> No.25004757

do I really have to choose just one?

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All but Shion since that would be like sucking off a local homeless man in San Diego for free. Just, for starters, imagine the smegma she would have.
I salute the anons who would, though.

>> No.25005877

All that reading this did is make me imagine how Joon's cock looks like.

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I say she definitely (and maybe obviously) has a bigger, thicker, juicier cock than Shion's and sometimes they do hardcore wincest stuff together from time to time out of sheer desperation to put her big cock in something.
However, such dicking from Joon is an absolute privilege that one could receive, almost divine as if Jesus Christ just gave you some of his wine, given how her cock is aesthetically pleasing to look and feel as per the softness of her foreskin, pink glans, and those pinker dick lips at the tip of her dick that some have.
I would personally pay from my own pocket money to have a feel of Joon's cock, to be honest; with just a half hour, I'm happy.

>> No.25008667

Youmu's cute small smooth cock, of course.

>> No.25008762

Appreciable post.

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It's only natural for such a cute girl to have a cute dick.
I want to suck her small dick dry.

>> No.25027919

Youmu is a boy, he doesn't count.

>> No.25035814

I don't like futa. The vagina doesn't fit.
Now, 2hus that are actually guys and have fat, smelly, delicious treats down there? You wouldn't be able to pull me away from them.

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Yabbadabbadoo's. I want to be spend my afterlife chained beneath her desk and providing her relief while she judges sinners.

>> No.25056430

I would suck all of them.
What a gay question OP.

>> No.25059386

futanari penis is 女性器!

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>> No.25090774

You'd need to have some very good karma to be granted that.

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>> No.25104883

About 14 inches of glorious divine princess cock

>> No.25104920

She must have a really healthy futa cock

>> No.25104960

If I wear a silly hat, will you suck mine?

>> No.25104979

They jerk out massive loads in the toilet to die down any ongoing spurts temporarily,

>> No.25105032
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nah more likely they have their personal cock suckers

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>> No.25105070

I bet she fucks Tewi everyday with her sexy futa cock.

>> No.25105092

And you're gonna drink out of them!

>> No.25105823

The only correct answer in this thread.

>> No.25106600

I want to suck every 2hu's large girthy futa cock and memorize their cocks by appearances, smell, taste, and feel in my boy pussy

>> No.25107315

>boy pussy
futahus get soft instantly when they hear this word

>> No.25107361

does the word butthole make them hard

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All the loli2hus with massive cocks.

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I too wish to be tortured by Eiki in my afterlife

>> No.25107693

because of the sins of your past life

>> No.25107985

Sakuya's big futa cock
It'll probably smell like Remilia's cunny and Flandre's

>> No.25108017

Yummy! Her futa cum must taste amazing, combined with the smell.

>> No.25108036

Well, someone's gonna have to clean her up...

>> No.25115714

How do I avoid them in this life?

>> No.25116094

I swear the scenes from that dojinshi are burned into my memory forever.

>> No.25119364

now I REALLY need Sakuya's cock

>> No.25119489

Hina's lonely cock that's only ever known masturbation, just for me!

>> No.25121097

The fact you are in this thread means there is no hope for you.

>> No.25122740
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And Eirin. And Kaguya. And Mokou. And Youmu. And Junko.

>> No.25129259

Bummer, you're apparently here to preach actual religious ethics (Buddhism?). Just get out of /jp/.

>> No.25130303

Fuck off. I'm preaching true Christian values, like consensual missionary lovemaking for the purpose of procreation and sharing your deep love while holding your submissive futa wife in a tight embrace.

>> No.25130642

Submissive futanari is... the best. Sorry! You can stay!

>> No.25134766

I want to impregnate a futa Yukari

>> No.25135238

I want a futa Yuakri to impregnate me

>> No.25135358

NTA but I will, for free.

>> No.25135395

Cuteness overrides disgust.

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For me, its having an eternal afterlife on licking clean her boots and high heels and, occasionally, her "rod of remorse".
Same but very serious and goal-oriented!

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Big fairy popsicles!

>> No.25165938

Reminds me of [email protected] a little, just like that cute smol tent.

>> No.25171002

such a cute thread

>> No.25171017

there's nothing cute about sucking a smelly cock

>> No.25171153

the smell is the best part

>> No.25185525

smelly cocks are really cute!
especially yukari's giant horse cock! it's really cute!

>> No.25186241
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But anon, you're missing a lot if you don't want a smelly cock in your soft, NEET face!
Just get yourself someone with phimosis and a strong stench on her cock like Flandre and Koishi!

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Imagine her big long hard veiny hairy smelly pink-tipped cum-drooling cock

>> No.25202127
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Yuuka and her giant amazoness cock!

>> No.25205998
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I want to break Byakuren's monastic bows by sucking her every drip of cum dry!

>> No.25206069

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

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>> No.25210427 [DELETED] 

This thread is really gay

>> No.25210887

THANK YOU ANON. And, whoa, it's big!

>> No.25210941

>yukari's giant horse cock
This sentence just makes me laugh.

>> No.25216491

I'm jealous of Nue.

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>> No.25218044

thats a boi

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>> No.25218370
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I want a skinny, slutty /jp/sie to worship my throbbing cock

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How smelly is it? how sweaty? do you shower often? will you wear a hat while I worship it? is it hairy?

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>How smelly is it?
It exudes a hot, heavy musk even when clean
>How sweaty
It's not!
>Do you shower often
I shower twice a day!
>Will you wear a hat?
Of course~
>Is it hairy
I keep it shaved

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Hnnnmnhg I think this might be too good of a offer for me to refuse

>> No.25218560

I knew /jp/ likes dicks!

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>> No.25218847

Hey, go be gay somewhere else. You gay boys might even get this thread deleted.

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I don't use it... wouldn't /trash/ be better?

>> No.25218934

Somehow you managed to be an even bigger fag than the guy wanting to suck your dick.

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get out of my futa thread, fagboys

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This thread just reeks of flamboyant homo bitch boys, I think we can use another ethnic cleansing soon.

>> No.25219345

I'm not a homo, I'm a manly straight guy who likes futa

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Since I derailed the thread only to get ghosted, here are some good futa 2hu doujins that I like

>> No.25220333

I'm still here but I'm at work. Also felt bad for posting off topic. I'm sorry <3

>> No.25222716
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It's ok I was just horny

>> No.25222778

I still am, please post more

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My my, what a lewd anon

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>> No.25223015
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>> No.25223309
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god bless this artist,
I even started supporting him on fanbox because his stuff is so good

>> No.25223775
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then there is this artist who no one talks about and most of his art is not even uploaded to panda.
might be understandable since he do mostly macro/hyper stuff.

>> No.25223852

Suika with breasts?
No wonder people ignore him.

>> No.25223920

thats like saying "2hu without dick?"
"no wonder people igone him"

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>> No.25223947
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yeah I think that might be going a bit too far even for me
cute 2hus with dicks, yes. That, no.

>> No.25224006

yeah, understandable. but still wondering that his stuff is not panda, would think there is atleast one degenerate to put it there.

>> No.25224091

That's different. It's natural for 2hus to have long, fat, smelly cocks that constantly leak precum. It's not natural for Suika to have breasts.

>> No.25224181
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just matter of perspective.

>> No.25225326
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Y-Yeah, me too, totally... Haha...

>> No.25225645
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me too!

>> No.25225725

Someone post that image of Warugaki's mom as Sakuya asking why that girl has a peepee. All of them but especially Yukari, since futa doujins of her awoke me to the wonders of girls with peepee's.

I haven't thought about that board in ages. I wonder if that guy who was making some CYOA about a russian soldier in a war getting spirited off to the bamboo forest all of a sudden or something is still around. That was a good read.

>> No.25230802
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every single god damn one.

>> No.25231625

Not that different from a futa Chen given the size of her chest.

>> No.25231656

The [They had lots of sex afterwards] square is GREATLY needed there.

>> No.25231785 [SPOILER] 
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Facts: If, for example, a Japanese male was a huge homosexual to men of the same race AND nationality as him, he is the epitome of the nationalist as there is no further question that he is loyal to his people, his nation, and, if he happens to like women too, his own ethnicity by the act of impregnating a woman of the same race as him.

Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't

Pictured spoilered because of 3D, but I personally wouldn't have done so.

>> No.25231848

Oh, I just read that anon's reply to the other futanon.
I think I read the post wrong and I, as the typical autist, couldn't find the sacarsm in his post.

>> No.25231921

Could you homos stop talking about your faggotry here? This is the futahu thread, not the gay thread.

>> No.25232167

Which 2hu would be most likely to want to irrumatio a trap? That would be my choice.

>> No.25232935

Cockfight with Kutaka.

>> No.25233830

Does anyone here want to BE a futahu, instead of being fucked by one?

>> No.25233834

Wish the faggots would just leave. They're offtopic and annoying and then people think all futanari fans are gay. It's bad enough as it is.

>> No.25234610

I used to think that majority of futafags were straight but delving deeper made me come to a conclusion that like 70% are into crossdressing and gay sex

>> No.25235533

Just because I'd fuck a crossdresser until he passed out if I had the chance doesn't mean I like gay sex.

>> No.25235574
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well it is kinda gay, like futa too, but you just dont like masculine looking men and rather femine looking boys or just females with dicks.

>> No.25235671

I would not fuck a crossdresser and I find the posts about gay sex in this thread nauseating.

>> No.25235902

>if Japanese man was homosexual
Go read about how a samurai senei would transfer his samurai “chi” to his young students(usually age 8 to 16) to make him into a good replacement of samurai.
Japan was and is pretty gay

>> No.25236034

like catholic church, europe was and is pretty gay too.

>> No.25236131

Thanks for ruining this blessed thread, assholes.

>> No.25236182
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how about you post then stuff then instead whine, also how about you pinpoint me what is ruining your gay experience in this thread?

>> No.25236290

Yes exactly.
The difference is that priests knew that what they do was a sin and the poor boy knew he just got violated and was sad.
Plus the whole thing was hush hush because everyone know what the family woulda done to that “prist”.
Meanwhile in Japan not only the samurai wasn’t view this as something wrong but he was proud of what he did, also the boy was also pretty happy to be chosen to be samurai replacement.
The family was also proud and happy for their boy because he was getting “chiiieed” by the big samurai, so no hush hush necessary.
Now tell me again what country was super gay again(Greece and Rome were super gay just like Japan by the way, that was a better example...but at least they saw it as gay love, not a way to transfer fucking chi power)

>> No.25236364

Just think about Goku...Jesus is that how he received his chi energy every night?

>> No.25236421
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lots of places are and just reminded that there is lots of gayness going around, like this thread, not that is bad thing.

>> No.25236537

Cock duel between Kaguya and Mokou. It ends in a wipeout.

>> No.25236602
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i just wish monaka will do more futa stuff.

>> No.25236661

If by gay you mean happy, I didn't come here to look at faggots exchanging discords to suck each others dicks IRL or to talk about crossdressed men. It's vulgar. It also seems something fundamentally different to me. Futas are girls, and to me it is a high and lofty fantasy, much like Gensokyo...
That said, you don't have to continue this argument. Better to make good posts.

>> No.25236697

Kaguya's noble cock would never lose to a smelly hobo.

>> No.25236773

there is literally just one faggot who asked for discord, and thats that.
and i agree, better posts is way to go or something that we should go towards atleast.

>> No.25236922

No I didn’t meant to say it’s bad.
I just said it because he said “IF A Japanese is gay and nationalist”
Just saying Japanese BEEN GAY and SUPER NATIONALIST.

>> No.25237071

many people who isolate themselves from the real world want to turn the fantasy into reality, even if the outcome is just a poor imitation

>> No.25237084

its wonder that there is no mokou vs kaguya dick size competition art.

>> No.25238597

At first it's just comparing dick sizes. Then the dicks start rubbing against each other and from there it just snowballs out of control.

>> No.25238702
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I want to BE the futahu..
I want to be Reisen and pound Tewi all day long..

>> No.25238889

Then I want to be Clownpiece pounding away at the Watatsuki sisters. Stupid smug Lunarians will learn a lesson when I'm done with them.

>> No.25238959
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Spectacular taste!

>> No.25239077

I don't want to be a futahu, but I'd love to double penetrate a loli or some dumb lunarias with a futahu.

>> No.25239271
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i want to be mokou with massive cock and fuck every 2hu, mostly kaguya since shed deserves it and dont get enough dicking anyways.

also found my ancient cm3d2 2hu futa folder.

>> No.25239579

I want to be futanari Kagerou and try my best at getting to suck the delicious cock of anyone (all futanari) that I'll get a friendly conversation with in the forest! Would also fuck Koishi, just because!

>> No.25239644

>found my ancient cm3d2 2hu futa folder.
Share it.

>> No.25239679
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this is the horniest thread on the jay

>> No.25239767
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i rather not since its just my own made shitty edits, there is also lots of clipping with clothes and such now that i started checking them more closely, might be also problem with cm3d2 studio which i was using some years ago.

>> No.25239998

also why there is huge lack of "smug" futa art, with face that basiclly saying "you are gonna get fucked".

>> No.25240533
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I'll trade you my own made shitty edits of Ran and Yukari for MMD for your folder.
But seriously, no one here will criticize you. Thinking that other people won't appreciate your work is the same mentality that jap artists have when they delete most/all of their art from the internet.
You may think those edits aren't much, but it may very well end up being someone else's treasure.

>> No.25240594
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I want to be pump and dumped by Reimu

>> No.25241335

Because the japanese have no taste and instead want to focus on old mens hairy smeggy chodes and fat-flabs instead of making attractive girls looking down on you like an onahole about to see its last moments.

>> No.25245778

I want to be a futa Reisen and have sex with everyone in Futanari Gensoukyo.

>> No.25246078

2hu gameplay thread: *crickets*
2hu lore thread: *crickets*
"which 2hu's futa cock would you suck?" aka /d/ crossposting: most active Touhou thread in the catalog

Never change anon

>> No.25246200

>extremely sensitive (but with a lot of stamina for multiple rounds)
Ideal. Perfection. Reisen's deserves frequent service.

>> No.25246514

the state of toehoe community

>> No.25246684

Yuugi's dick is not only big, but also veiny and very, very hard, thanks to her being fit and having good blood circulation.

2hu penises is a very important subject.

>> No.25247867
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Fujiwara are no hobos, dude.

>> No.25247928

I bet it's also covered in bumps and warts like any big mighty oni meatstick should.

>> No.25248055

Ah yes, the infamous touhou futanari, of which the last memorable thread happened in 2016: >>/jp/thread/S15719083
Most of the time, there are no threads whatsoever, possibly for years.

>> No.25249801
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Seeing my old posts makes me feel fuzzy.

>> No.25249886

Reminder that Smug overpowered Lunarians (Yorihime and Toyohime) deserve nothing else but a brutal no holds barred hatefuck courtesy of big dick Junko.

>> No.25249886,1 [INTERNAL] 

RIP. Thread got less and less /jp/ as it went on.

>> No.25249886,2 [INTERNAL] 

You call them "newhalf". Please do not use "nani the fuck?" on /jp/.