Eroge

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ITT funny eroge names/premises. Pic unrelated as Japan has thought of far more crazy VNs than that.

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The Maiden Rape Assault : Violent Semen Inferno

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Fate/Stay Night
I still have no idea what it's supposed to mean.

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Brass Restoration - a VN about polishing

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>>2494546
sounds right

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Majipuri -Wonder Cradle-
A VN about miracle babies.

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Ever17, a VN about water pressure.

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Clannad, a vn about nothing.

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>>2494689
What's up with that?

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Semen Security 2009
A VN about using semen as antivirus tool.

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Katawa Shoujo
A VN made by 4channers

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It's weird to see no one mention Bible Black yet.

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Eroge about curling.

http://vndb.org/v1248

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>>2495202
I'll uncurl my foreskin if you know what I mean.

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Suck My Dick or Die!
a VN about sucking my dick or dying

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>>2495202
I'd play it.

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Gore Screaming Show, a VN where Gore doesn't scream enough to warrant such a title.

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>>2495291

>Suck My Dick or Die!
>a VN about sucking my dick or dying

Actually, they die anyway.

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Shikkoku no Sharnoth
A VN about alternative Victorian Era England, with a bunch of fictional and real characters starring, ranging from Winston Churchill to Sherlock Holmes. Main character is moe-moe Agatha Christie.

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神出鬼没！異次元肉棒

It's an eroge where the protagonist is masturbating one day, and finds that his penis has mysteriously detached itself, but he can move it around and ejaculate etc. normally.

So he ends up using this new ability to stealth-sex girls from his class etc.

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Porkslope Turkeyhandle - A game about trigonometry and sloppy meats

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sense off ～a sacred story in the wind～
If you don't know how information engineering, fast-fourier transforms, group theory, advanced mathematics and science can be not only applicable but CENTRAL to an eroge plot, play this and have your eyes opened.

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>>2495202
It's not that much about curling, though.

I think the intention from the start was to make it about curling but the writer(s) got tired of it halfway through or something.

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>>2495340

This needs to be translated.

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Akabeesoft2's W.L.O (World Love Organisation).

A VN about an international secret organisation tasked to locate individuals that seem unlikely to find partners and hooking them up to resolve the declining birth rate in many developed countries.

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Curry Trail
A VN about making jenk out of curry "waste"

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>>2495576
the spiciest jenk

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>>2495576

An oven mitt has nothing to do with this story

“Miss, please feed us easy!” begged the fat yukkureimu.

“Well, alright,” said Ciel, as she dropped her skirt and panties and squatted in the forest. A torrent of mushy shit erupted from her asshole, splashing against the trees behind her and blasting the yukkuris with its putrid force. Ciel groaned with effort as she pushed out entire liters of shit from her body. Once she was done, steaming feces covered the local flora and dripped from the leaves. The smell was bad enough to cause flowers to wilt. The yukkuris, however, were having a feeding frenzy, lapping up the shit from the ground and each other. It was a foul, chunky soup of digested food, but the yukkuris loved it, as it was a whole medley of flavors.

“This shit’s good!” one of them exclaimed. The yukkuri family’s diet consisted entirely of Ciel’s waste, delivered lovingly from her runny rump. They had even forgotten how to forage for food in the wild. They simply followed Ciel around and cleaned up after her chronically leaky asshole.

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“Reimu’s about to give birth!” yelled the fattest one, as a small hole opened up under its mouth.

“How lovely,” muttered Ciel.

The other yukkuri shouted congratulations at the new mother, as it slowly pushed its baby out.

Ciel, who turned away to clean her glasses, heard quite a commotion coming from behind her. The yukkuri were in an uproar.

“Dat’s not Reimu’s baby!” one of them shouted. Indeed, the new arrival looked nothing like a Reimu or Marisa. A tuft of blue hair adorned the top of the gelatinous mass. Blue eyes opened to look at the world.

“Suppress it eajy!” said the koyukkuriciel.

The yukkuris seemed divided about what to do with the abomination. Some wanted to kill it, others wanted to raise it. Ciel, however, was quite insulted that one of these disgusting creatures bore her likeness. She walked into the group of yukkuris and picked up the koyukkuriciel.

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>>2495622

“Mwommy?” it asked, staring at her with glistening eyes.

Determined to get rid of it before it could reproduce, Ciel popped it in her mouth. “I can’t suppless it eajy like dis!” it complained, before Ciel bit down. The koyukkuriciel burst open, and something warm and spicy filled Ciel’s mouth. It was… curry! The most delicious curry she’d ever tasted! She fell to her knees in ecstasy as her tongue was bathed in the perfectly seasoned curry. The yukkireimu must’ve absorbed Ciel’s DNA somehow from eating her shit for so long.

“More! I must have more!” roared Ciel, curry dripping from her lips. She grabbed the nearest yukkuri, a yukkimarisa, and used her knife to cut a hole in the yukkuri’s head.

“Please stop! I can’t take it easy like this, miss!” it moaned.

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Holding the hole to her anus, Ciel began pumping the yukkuri full of hot, steamy shit. Its bean paste overflowed from its mouth and dripped down Ciel’s legs. Soon, the yukkuri was at full capacity and burst like a ripe tomato, showering the group with bean paste and excrement. From the tattered remains of the yukkuri, little koyukkuriciels emerged. They barely had time to shout their first words before Ciel scooped them up and popped them in her mouth. The taste, made even better by the mother’s anguish, was pure culinary bliss. The other yukkkuris, horrified by this spectacle, tried to run away, but Ciel pinned them to the ground with her knives. She cut open the top of each one, and uses them as one would use a toilet. A talking, complaining toilet. Once they are filled with enough shit, they give birth to another koyukkuriciel, and the cycle begins anew. Ciel’s yukkuri farm had just begun.

And that’s why yukkuris say “This shit’s good!” as they have instinctive memories of their luxurious time with Ciel, before she bred them purely for curry.

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Dear god. If one of you can draw art for this it must be done.

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>>2495327
;_;

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>>2495625
I am aroused.

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Bizarre eroge plots, hm? Sure, I'll give you one.

You are a late 15th century merchant, transporting your goods across the ocean. This being 15th century, nature can still fuck humanity lubeless up the ass, and it does precisely that in form of an unexpected storm wrecking your ship. You barely manage to survive and are washed ashore - of a completely different continent. You also don't remember anything save the fact that there was a storm and by all means you should have been dead.

Well, you're alive, so that's something. Oh wait, not for long. Natives. Fuck.

At least hoping to take out a few before going down, you bring out your (incidentally obsidian-hilted) dagger, waving it on their faces like the bourgeoise idiot with no combat experience you are. Except instead of ripping out your heart and eating it like you expect them to do, the savages bow down before you and begin speaking in a language you obviously don't understand. They then take you to their camp.

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>>2495692
By which I mean citadel. Apparently you also caught the end of a grand festival, so you're quite awed at the show. You are then brought to a sickly young girl covered in dark paint, whom you assume passes as clergy. Assuming that's your best chance to live, you decide to stick around and see what the fuss is all about.

The sick brown loli is pretty much near you all the time, personally attending to your every need. You are also dressed in high-quality garb while everyone else is in rags, this combined with someone who is apparently a priest acting as your personal handmaiden lets you correctly deduce you ended up being the local deity. Now more interested in this group of natives, you decide to stay and put an effort on learning their language. Brown loli, of course, is there to help. This is, of course, where the game truly begins.

The first part would be about learning the native language, while the priestess also picks up some of your own tongue. You end up warming up to the girl during this process. After the language barrier is no more, it should be made apparent that the loli fully believes you to be a deity, perhaps with a scene where she is bedridden (while not terminally ill, the priestess is unusually frail - you notice that most of the clergy you see is no different. ) and requests your attendance, sleeping soundly only after that with confidience that no harm would find her under your protection.

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>>2495693
There must also be a scene where the savage nature of the natives are made apparent - you witness two warriors fighting to death in a duel, the winner eating the loser's heart on the spot. You are informed that in their culture, the heart is thought to be strongly connected to the soul, eating the lifeblood of your rival is thought to make you stronger.

Then comes, naturally, the scene where the walking deity is presented with his wives. Four of them, to be precise. You see the little priestess looking lost in their midst, being frail from birth and not well-developed in feminine characteristics. You do the obvious and claim that you are taking her as your wife, to her surprise. Little brown girls are the best. I need not to say what happens afterwards.

A few weeks later, one night when she is sure no one is awake, the priestess enters your tent and informs that soon comes the day you will be ritually murdered, your skin worn by the next incarnation of Tezcatlipoca (With all the hints, you should've seen this coming. The natives are none other than the Aztecs, and Toxcatl is coming along just as planned. ) She tells you to escape, for at least you will survive that way. You ask what would happen if their false deity escapes.

She answers that great numbers of human sacrifices would be needed to appease the heavens. While she does not tell it, you know she would be the first amongst them. You weight your opinions on your head, and given you won't be escaping far even if you got away temporarily, decide to at least give the priestess a long life.

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>>2495694
The day of the festival comes. You climb up the stairs to a great temple, breaking a flute with each step. On top of the temple is the girl, holding the same obsidian dagger that had the natives mistake you for Tezcatlipoca on your first day in this place. She looks oddly... happy?

She carves into your chest as the ritual dictates, partially removing your heart and tasting of it. She then abruptly stops the ritual and stabs herself with the dagger as you look on helplessly, unable to act (since you know, you're dying. ) By some miracle, she is still capable enough to remove her heart as well, and urges you to eat it. You understand why she looked so merry - she believed you could be together in the afterlife by sealing your souls this way. You comply, and the last thing you see before light fades from your eyes is her face beaming in happiness.

Alright, I did mess up Mayan mythology quite a bit, but I tried to stay close to the original deal. Oh well.

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So I got this idea about an eroge set during the Chernobyl disaster. The main character is a young Soviet scientist that is assigned the task of finding and capturing a young girl in a remote Siberian village whose body gives off radiation. The Soviet Premier wants to use her as a living reactor for his grandest power plant yet, currently under construction near Pripyat. The main character and a group of soldiers travel to the snowy village and find the girl quickly with a geiger counter. She has the ability to control how much radiation her body gives off, but she inadvertinly gives off huge doses of radiation when she's upset. Her own body is unharmed by her radiation. When the soldiers move in to capture her, she freaks out and kills one of them with a large burst of radiation. In revenge, the other soldiers began to rape her, where they find out that sex forces her body to temporarily stop giving off radiation. Semen is a good neutron moderator or something. They capture her and bring her back to Pripyat. As the Chernobyl plant is still under construction, the girl lives with the scientist in his small house in Pripyat. He introduces her to modern conviences like radio and television and takes her out to enjoy the town.

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They began to fall in love with each other, and periodically have sex to keep her rads under control. The NPP is completed, and they are going to start testing her. A major town fair is going to start soon, and the main character promises the girl that he'll take her to it if she behaves well during the tests. The girl is placed inside the reactor and at first everything runs smoothly, but soon the girl can't control how much radiation her body is giving off and the radiation levels in the reactor begin to become dangerous. Soon, fires begin to break out and a major disaster is only moments away from occuring. If she goes critical, she could kill the whole town of Pripyat. The main character bravely goes into the reactor and has sex with her one final time to bring her radiation levels down, then he dies of radiation exposure in her arms and they are subsequently crushed by debris. However, thanks to his actions, the release of radiation was relativily minor and few people die as a result.

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Another route involves the main character realizing, before the tests, that he would be consigning the girl to a life of virtual imprisonment inside the reactor core, and they decide to run away. The Soviet authorities aren't going to let their potential cold war winner escape so easily, so they send everything after the two. However, they manage to escape to West Germany, but aware that NATO would be just as willing to exploit her as the Soviets were, they live a quiet life on a farm. The main character is now completely sterile so he can cum inside her as much as he wants without fear of impregnating her. He later dies of cancer.

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Last two are the shittiest ideas ever.
Leave the VN ideas to the japs.

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I got an idea. The main character is a special forces soldier sent to infiltrate a military base in the jungle. Here's the twist, the jungle is actually a magical jungle, and the protagonist has to face off against five magical youkai; one that can control hornets, one that can control fire, one that can control ghosts, one who has a sniper rifle, and another who was the protagonist's mentor who was turned into a youkai by a bisexual man who can control electricity.

Spoiler alert, the jungle is really in Gensokyo

It shall be called Fate/Stay Night 2: Snake Eater

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Stay in here, Stalker.

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>>2495821
BRILLIANT

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Ok, listen to this:

a boy... is not blood related to his sister


best idea ever

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>>2495821

Do you get to team up with a poor shrine maiden slut and destroy a giant walking tank powered by magic?

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>>2495843

Go back to bed, Nasu.

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>>2495843
Oh man, that sounds good. Imagine what would happen if we set up a romantic subplot with them too, and then revealed that at the end of the game! Imagine the romantic implications!

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>>2495821

What, no love interest?

Not much of a VN, then.

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Fate/Stay Night, there's no Fate and no Stay/Night.

Only a shitty story and a terrible writer.

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>>2495958

Eva is Yukari.

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Ok, listen to this:

a boy... summons a long-dead knight. And then he had to defeat other mages who summoned their own undead fighter.

And no sister route.


best idea ever

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>>2496010
http://erogamescape.dyndns.org/~ap2/ero/toukei_kaiseki/game_pov.php?game=3254#46

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

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You're a first-year MIT student taking 6.001, when the world changes and you find yourself having to fight Enterprise Corporation and Oyashiro-sama's plan to leverage core skillsets and world-class team synergy through the collection of power of existence to provide clients worldwide with robust, ready-to-run turkey solutions.

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>>2496010
it's shirou's fate to be part of the holy grail war, and lots of girls stay for the night in his Unreasonably Large House (TM)

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>>2496025
By my side saying this game is a piece of crap.

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>>2496025
>文法・意味が？？？
Well, at least one of them seems to know it doesn't make sense.