/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Suika Ibogki No.]

Suika is stronger than someone who looks twice as old and big as her

[Anonymous No.]

but Suika is ugly

[None !.05BETSUNI No.]

she's kind of flat, though

[Anonymous No.]

Its that extra horn

[Suika Ibogki No.]

>>2485435

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485431
the smaller the breast the more powerful the touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485449
Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485450
One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

[Anonymous No.]

wasn't there a comic with that set of words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485453
You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485431
In Gensokyo, the way you see things varies depending on the person that's seeing. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" as it were. ZUN is seeing Gensokyo through his mind -things that are innately more beautiful or powerful appear to his subconscious as beings that are beautiful and influential to him.

ZUN is a pedophile. The most beautiful and powerful thing to him is a little girl. Therefore, the denizens of Gensokyo(the ones he likely sees as above himself) are all little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485447
So Sakuya is merely hiding her power level?

[Anonymous No.]

You are a proud weeaboo in East Coast America, surfing a most fantastic and populous image board under the username of Anonymous. While the mods are away from /jp/, you fap to promotions with the might and energy of a hundred lonely men. After the most punitive of climaxes, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are stealing your mail-ordered doujinshis. You, knowing no shame, bukkake towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distance, failing through time and space.

When you finally gather your shorts, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Forest of Magic", and that the kid who found you is a witch by the name of Marisa. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant appearance and tendency to masturbate at any given temptations. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "precious things" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "hiki".

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485496
Upon those words, a young girl with dolls surrounding her leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another loner!" she squeezes with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young girl by the name of Alice. Even your unremarkable introversion is easily matched by this girl, and her hunger for sex outdoes even your own. She loves bondage, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore penis (Although you agree that you would last longer next time), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a pervert who must have been dead in his own filth and granted the delights of the heavens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485511
One hot summer's day, Alice mentions to you that happiness a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. You agrees, and insists you two mutilate dolls in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of stabbing this doll she calls "Shanghai", you get a brilliant idea. "I should kill happiness!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that you are no Shiki, and you just can't quite remove your glasses fast enough to see it, even though you try for a full hour. Alice then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her hidden powers of her grimoire to open a dimension to happiness, so you can kill it.

[Anonymous No.]

>You agrees
>Suika agrees emphatically
Might want to double check it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485525
You fly into the dimension so fast, you are shocked to find that deep in the center, everything is bright with a bunch of tiny spots of darkness. There doesn't seem to be any one up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Anonymous is like Batman. Alone and hated to his death." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach Happiness, you stab it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the center with your knife mightily stretched out. Even the puny Anonymous quickly burns to a crisp before he could kill it.

Alice has realized this, much too early. She's glad that her now annoying freeloader is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a seven-day blizzard spooks her heart. You really did made everyone's lives miserable after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485529
Shit. Too late to go back to edit it now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485431

where is this from? Sauce?

Is it translated yet?

[Anonymous No.]

He always makes the younger sister the stronger one too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485543
>Anonymous is like Batman.
laughingelfman.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>2487065
Suika is apparently the oldest oni around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2485431

I don't get it...

[Anonymous No.]

FUKKEN SAUCE!?

[Anonymous No.]

sauce? /rs/?

In return, yuugi.