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2483847 No.2483847 [Reply] [Original]

Now that I'm in shape I'm thinking of heading out to pick up chicks.

Shit works a treat.

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=60660

>> No.2484137

Did anyone else do it along with her? I can't resist an anime girl asking me to do something. Though I skipped the pushups as I can't even do one.

>> No.2484157

Is this the real one? There was a 25mb preview earlier, but this doesn't seem very big either...

>> No.2484167

>>2483847

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PISS EVERYONE OFF?

IN THE NAMEFIELD:
Name_Here#Tripcode_Here

FUCK YEAH!

>> No.2484169

>>2484157
Yeah it's real. It's only five minutes long.

>> No.2484193

>>2484169
;_;

Good thing I don't last very long.

>> No.2484201

Are there going to be more of these or is this the only one? If so, when?

>> No.2484208

I want a loli teaching me gymnastics.

>> No.2484211

I'm going to wait for proper H.264, there's no rush.

Off-topic, but what the hell. Two days ago I could barely do 10 pushups and left me gasping for air. Tonight I did 40 with almost no effort. Gonna keep at it, make this meat obey my needs for stamina.
But fucking squats are killing me...

>> No.2484221

>>2484211
Those deals with Satan are worth it aren't they?

>> No.2484235

>>2484221
Nobody is retarded enough to sell the soul for some squats. Oh wait, this is jaypee. Nevermind.

>> No.2484237

Is there a part where you get to see her fuck?

>> No.2484240

>>2484208
You can't stare at her cleavage. But I guess watching a loli stretch and stuff is pretty good too. Damn, getting turned on thinking about it.

>> No.2484270

>>2484240
That's not a loli.

>> No.2484275

>>2484237
>>>/h/1612306

>> No.2484282

>>2484270
well i'm totally glad that you were paying attention to what he was referring to!

>> No.2484283

>>2484270
Did you read the post the guy was responding too?

>> No.2484291

Hey, my mother loves exercise videos. I should get this for her.

>> No.2484303

I wish I could turn 2d like her.

>> No.2484321

My healthy waifu has such deliciously healthy thighs.

>> No.2484330

>>2484303
You'd still be ugly.

>> No.2484338

>>2484330

I wish I was that awesome.

>> No.2484446

12 pushups, 12 situps and 12 squats? That's not a workout. I work out more walking across the pavement to get the mail.

I guess the fat otaku types need to start somewhere, though.

>> No.2484451

>>2484446
All you need is SQUATZ AND OATZ

>> No.2484452

>>2484446
And what are you doing? Hopping on one foot flailing your arms the whole way?

>> No.2484461
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>>2484446

Hello from /fit/.

Call me when you're Power Cleaning 200LBS, then I'll be impressed.

>> No.2484467

>>2484452

Chain smoking.

>> No.2484469

>>2484446
Your walk to the mailbox is equivalent to 12 pushups, situps, and squats? God damn.

>> No.2484473

I'm not Mr. Clean or anything, but I can pull on a rowing machine for a while or run aways before getting winded.

>> No.2484494

How does Hinako expect me to do a pushup? That bitch is toying with me.

>> No.2484500

>>2484494
By the power of moe.

>> No.2484504
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2484504

>>2484494

I have no idea.

>> No.2484520

Those boobs are getting in the way of the training.

>> No.2484525

Oh god I have to shit everywhere.

>> No.2484526

I hope Hinako's flat friend is a tsundere. I'll train with her all day long.

>> No.2484530

>>2484525

I can't imagine why you'd need to do that.

>> No.2484531

http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/bestsellers/dvd

wwwwww

>> No.2484546

>>2484526

Oh god, I'd buy that.

>> No.2484549

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=60635

There's the full thing.

>> No.2484550

>>2484526

I-it's not like I care if you eat healthy, d-dummy.

>> No.2484558
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>>2484531

OH GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

>> No.2484562

>>2484531
>23. Mamma Mia!
What the hell.

>> No.2484566

>>2484550
i do believe i would be a thinner happier man.

>> No.2484569

Why does she remind me of Ilya?

>> No.2484577

>>2484569
The voice maybe? Hinako's voice is fucking cute.

>> No.2484583
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2484583

>>2484569

Do you want to buy her toys? I want to purchase all the toys Ilya could ever want... and give them to her.

>> No.2484598

>>2484569
They've got very similar voices. I don't think the seiyuu is the same though.

>> No.2484599

>>2484577

Who's her voice actress?

>> No.2484607

I wonder how many seiyuu's partners ask them to talk/moan in their anime voice while fucking. It'd be so hot to fuck someone with that voice.

>> No.2484608

>>2484531
Beating out the Gurren Lagann movie, that's surprising.

>> No.2484612
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2484612

Now with more jiggle.

>> No.2484620

>>2484607

People who watch anime don't have sex.

>> No.2484623
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2484623

>>2484599
Someone with moon knowledge will need to enlighten us

>> No.2484626

>>2484620
You don't have to watch anime to find a voice like that hot.

At least, I think.

>> No.2484634

>>2484569
Even if it's Mai Kadowaki, she might use a screen name in this.

>> No.2484649

>>2484623

A quick look through the credits, the wiki article and the OVA's website reveals nothing.

>> No.2484651

>>2484634
>screen name
XmaikadochanX

>> No.2484655

>>2484651

That was cute. Really.

>> No.2484681

>>2484612
got the ass version?

>> No.2484728

AMIDOINITRIRE?

>> No.2484741

I'm doing this now. Pity I can't do the push-ups though, I sprained my wrist/arm and it's still not healed.

I just hope my parents don't walk in or I'll be in a whole world of DISAPPOINT. (in before newfriends claiming underage)

>> No.2484780
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2484780

>>2484681

>> No.2484783

>>2484780

Thank you kindly, sir.

>> No.2484784
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>> No.2484795
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>> No.2484798

rapidshit?

>> No.2484837

>>2484798
It was completed in less than 10 minutes with the torrent.

>> No.2484983

So I can fap while I shape up?

>> No.2485001

>>2484983
if you can fap and do push ups at the same time, then yeah.

>> No.2485012

Is this sum fitness anime?

>> No.2485016
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2485016

The DVD is QUALITY. Not only does she change outfits, but during the squats she stops counting and just grunts.

>> No.2485025

>>2485016

wut

>> No.2485036

>>2485001
soooo... cock-push-ups?

>> No.2485042

how many push ups you guys do today?

>> No.2485094

>>2485042
0

>> No.2485097

Just go to a gym or something.
Or simply walk up some hills regularly if you're too fat for your joints to be comfortable with running. Lift some weights, stop eating shit.

Your only motivation should be the wash of tension and serene exhaustion that you get after a really good workout.

Not a fucking troll.

>> No.2485098

>>2485097
not today, mr. troll

>> No.2485099

>>2485097
Shut the fuck up, troll.

>> No.2485101

>>2485097
I don't think many of us actually care about exercise, we just can't turn down an anime girl in loose clothing asking us to join in with her

>> No.2485105

>>2485097
There is no point in going to a gym if you're still so out of shape you can barely do a single pushup.

>> No.2485114

>>2485105
Pretty much this. I would like to at least be able to do some amount of working out rather than go to the gym and do not do anything because my body's already given up.

>> No.2485167

>>2485099
>>2485098

This bothers me. Why'd you assume i'm trolling here?
It's not like i'm posting intentional logical fallacies to piss people off. Not trying to get anyone's goat.

Wait. Did I just get trolled by accusations of trolling?

I don't even know anymore.

>> No.2485183

>>2485167
Not taking the bait.

>> No.2485190

>>2485167

I love it when trolls pretend they're not trolling.

>> No.2485208

I used to ride my exercise bike for atleast 30 minutes a day, sometimes I'd go the full hour. I lost some weight, but I got bored and stopped doing it. I'm tall, so I don't look fat.

>> No.2485396

>but I got bored and stopped doing it.
Listen to some good OSTs while you're riding your bike. That way you can keep in touch with your otaku-side and still get some exercise

>> No.2485402

Do clappers with a girl sitting on your back and I will be impressed.

>> No.2485407

>>2485190
We know. That's why you do it so much, ne?

>> No.2485411

>>2485407

>Ne

Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.2485418

http://byy.pl/katty/
kakajoko

>> No.2485420

>>2485411
Ehhh? Doushite?

>> No.2485423
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2485423

>Now that I'm in shape I'm thinking of heading out to pick up chicks.

>> No.2485424

>>2485411
Seriously? God damn you fall for the most obvious trolls. Or am I being trolled now? Oh fuck you, 4chan.

>> No.2485426
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2485426

>>2485424

Hi there, you must be new.

>> No.2485458

Is the full thing subbed yet?

>> No.2485530

You must know this motherraping tripfag is the only obvious troll in here. You know trolls die when they are ignored

>> No.2485534

>>2485458
Yes, 6 minutes.

>> No.2485539 [DELETED] 

>>2485534
That's not the full thing.

>> No.2485572
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2485572

>>2485530

lololol i trol u

>> No.2485805

Doing pushups while watching this is a good way to get your cock crushed.

>> No.2485811

I'm downloading the full DVD as we speak. You can choose what she wears when she works out.

I'm excited.

>> No.2485819

I'm in shape already, so I wouldn't get any use out of it anyway, but come on /jp/... you seriously think these exercises are going to keep you in shape? You eat shit; your bodies are shit, and you are going to need to do a lot more than this to make any difference to yourself at all.

>> No.2485822

>>2485811
WHAT!?

>> No.2485825

Disgusting breasts．．．

>> No.2485826

>>2485825
Finally, someone who agrees with me!

>> No.2485831

>>2485811
Holy shit is that true!? I hope there's a nude option.

>> No.2485834

>>2485831
>I hope there's a fuck option.

>> No.2485840

>>2485831
There isn't, but she is incredible in her matching white underwear.

>> No.2485843

>>2485819

>You eat shit

I eat my Oatz.

>your bodies are shit

I squat.

What do YOU do?

>> No.2485849

>>2485843
Squats.
Pushups.
Situps.
Dumbbell Training.

>> No.2485854

What's this? A five-minute DVD?

>> No.2485864

>>2485854
The full one is
http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=60635
and
http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=60626

>> No.2485874

>>2485864
I saw a sub of this in /a/. Is this really subbed?

>> No.2485875

>>2485843
I hit the rowing and cycling machines, occasionally the treadmill if I feel like it, which covers my respiratory and general endurance levels. Then for the actual body workout I do 2 full rounds of every machine, (reps are dependent on each individual machine). I do that 2-3 times each week, and most nights before bed I will do 20 pull-ups, 30 clap press-ups and 50 sit-ups. Nothing too special, but my physique is awesome now.

>> No.2485876
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2485876

>>2485849

>Pushups.
>Situps.

>> No.2485882

>>2485876
Squats alone just don't cut it, you know.

>> No.2485883
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>>2485875

>machines

>> No.2485887

>>2485882

Of course not, idiot. That's why you do BENCH PRESSAN, DEADLIFTAN, CLEAN & JERKAN, and other freeweight exercises.

>> No.2485915

>>2485883
We in England call them whatever we like, generally.

>> No.2485933

>>2485849
Free-weight training is a bitch on my tendons, I've found.

>> No.2485941

>>2485933
It's supposed to be.

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2485950

>>2485883

>> No.2486515

>>2484469
He's Tarzan, he lives in a treehouse.

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