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24760155 No.24760155 [Reply] [Original]

Ratas can be thicc themselves though.

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>> No.24760207
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You can do it, Rata-chan!

>> No.24760252
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>

>> No.24760359
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>>24760155
But what if I like slender ratas?

>> No.24760375

>>24760252
Being wrapped up in mummy bandages by Anubis!

>> No.24760392

>>24760207
Small but soft ratas are for snug.

>> No.24760432
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>>24760010
Dimension of Monster Girls, a fairly short visual novel available on Steam.

It doesn't really go beyond ecchi, but has one of my favorite kraken designs and you do get to select a monster bride (though the variety is small).

Personally, I couldn't bring myself to marry anyone but the kraken. She's probably the hottest, plus the state of her endangered species is so sad.

>> No.24760598

>>24760359
Too short.

>> No.24760659

>>24760252
can she rape me?

>> No.24760683

I want have oil-covered sex with a lewd old momster

>> No.24760698
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I think Xelvy is the ultimate Monster Girl artist. He understands how to corrupt the female form just right

>> No.24760736

>>24760698
The Thingess?

>> No.24760741

>>24760659
Dogs/wolves establish dominance by eye contact, if you look away first that's what's going to happen.

>> No.24760746
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At a bar near the University of Unseen Arts of TombstoneTown, two single university students get hammered, a Lich and a Wight, while talking about an undergrad sitting in the opposite side of the establishment

>Hey girl, look at that guy over there, he is my classmate in Introduction To Divination

The one with short hair and button t-shirt? Not my type but he is kinda cute. How is he your classmate ? He seem a little young to be in the 4th Year ?

>Yeah he kinda is, the little shit steamrolled over some classes on summer vacation and catched up. Skipped two semesters at that. Don't know how he passed on all those classes in such short time, I almost failed Reanimation II and III with Prof. GraveCrawl that old hag, but it seems that mister prodigy over there managed to pass both her classes with an above 90% grade

I get mad at those sluts. A man place is at home not at university. Don't over think it girl, that guy must have ate that old hag cunt under her desk for those grades, why do you thing there are so many male spelcasters ? Talent? Knowledge? No, I tell you, these whores get an easy pass on the classes because they know their way between the teachers legs. Those old cold dusty cunts are very happy to give good grades to a incompetent guy if he breaks their century old dry spell.

>Yeah I figured that out, only way that those Museum Pieces get some action is in exchange for grades from one of these sluts. Look at him, first two buttons open showing a little bit of chest , rolled up sleeves almost to his shoulders showing off his arms. He evens goes dressed like that to class and sits in the front. I wouldn't blame if someone raped him with how much skin he is showing.

Yeah he is begging for someone to fuck him, I bet that if someone groped him and held his hand he wouldn't even protest. The whore. Drinking alone dressed like that, no surprise if he wakes in someone's bed tomorrow.

>I got enough of his entitled attitude, someone is going to get a piece of him and It might well be us, come on sis, I bet that we can double team that boy slut and he will no even complain

Yeah it's time to someone put one of them in their place. Uh... is he looking at us?

>H..he kinda is. We beign staring at him for the past past minutes. Wait.. is.. is he waving at us... what do we do ?

He is, wave back. Just to be sure..

>By the underworld he is coming here.

>> No.24760767

>>24760698
I agree, but be careful about what you post because anons ITT may not like some of his content.

>> No.24760788

>>24760746
Man, Lich and Wight a good girls, why you gotta make them sound like 3dpd cunts?

>> No.24760797

>>24760767
Why is he controversial?

>> No.24760806

>>24760698
Eh, not that great. I'll pass on the blender mouth, but snake girl would be fun to throat fuck. The long neck's fuckin' weird though. He's another artist that tries too hard on the monster side of things and remembers the girl as an afterthought.

>> No.24760818

>>24760788
I imagined the Frat Guy but changed genders to make this. It's the beer they drank talking anon. They are good girls deep down

>> No.24760830

>>24760797
He draws some stuff on his pixiv/twitter occasionally that would cause most people here to get more upset than necessary, let's leave it at that.

>> No.24760865

>>24760818
I mean not to be an undead purist but they're being down right hypocritical. Any girl without at least a century or two under her bust is like little baby. And they should respect their elders. Who - frankly - if the accusations are true, would quickly become all married and thus the problem wouldn't propagate.

>> No.24760879

>>24760830
I understand now

>> No.24760907

>>24760830
>Just looked him up.
Wew lad. You know, I'd still be ignorant if not for you posting. Just saying.

>> No.24760935

>>24760830
>>24760907
I better not google then.

>> No.24760937

>>24760935
Just do it, you pussy. It's just smut

>> No.24760953

>>24760865
I know anon.

>> No.24760983
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Your waifu/momster is taking you to the doctor. What is it for and how does it go?

>> No.24760985
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>>24760741
How does she establish submission? Lowering her head?

>> No.24761008

>>24760983
But she is the doctor

>> No.24761156

My Elf momster has been talking to my Dark Elf auntster about me taking her to this place called “Pound Town” and honestly I have no idea what’s she’s talking about, we’ve never even left the Elf village!

>> No.24761223

>>24760985
Or just leaving herself tied up around the house for you to find.

>> No.24761238

big monsters need _______

>> No.24761247

>>24761156
>this place called “Pound Town”
It must be a new shop and your mom wants to see if they have any good deals.

>> No.24761250

>>24761223
We need dog whisperers to help dominant anons stop their future wives from trying to rape them.

>> No.24761255

>>24761238
hugs

>> No.24761264

>>24761238
Marriage

>> No.24761272
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>>24760983
I wouldn't need to go to the doctor if I had her around, she already is one. Not a medical doctor, but she can still pretend!

>> No.24761295

>mad hatter can possess anyone's body by wearing her hat
>mad hatter throws hat on top of you
>she gets inside of your body and takes control of you
>she makes you take off your clothes and jerks your dick off and makes you cum like crazy
>she does it in front of a bunch of lewd hellhounds and manticores

>> No.24761317

>>24761295
I think the other girls would be able to tell that it's just a Hatter who gets off on exhibitionism, unless she's actively trying to harem them I don't think they'd car past a casual wetness in their panties.

>> No.24761325

>>24761156
>Pound Town
It's a magical place!

>> No.24761376

>>24761295
>she gets inside of your body and takes control of you
>she makes you take off your clothes and jerks your dick off and makes you cum like crazy
Just like my favorite voice work.
RJ252764

>> No.24761459
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>> No.24761464
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24761464

I wanna make my wife a slut for headpats and chin rubs

>> No.24761477

Do you think there's such as a thing as a non-extremist devil? Because I really want one of those lolis but am a bit turned off by their assertiveness.

>> No.24761482

>>24760155
I got a siccness for the thiccness

>> No.24761493

>>24760985
What happened to her hat?

>> No.24761503
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>>24760983
Probably some magical accident. I'm already married so they will probably just fix me up and send me on my way.

>> No.24761592

No human boy can resist, deny or break free from demon pussy.

>> No.24761636

I fucking love bats

>> No.24761693

>>24761238
impregnation

>> No.24761715

>>24761592
I bet I could

>> No.24761722
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>>24761636
I love fucking bats

>> No.24761724

>>24760252
Eye contact, my only weakness.

>> No.24761729

>>24761592
but i resisted yet she kept going, should i scream rape?

>> No.24761766

>>24761238
>>24761255
>>24761264
>>24761693
All of the above.

>> No.24761805

>>24761477
A non-extremist loli demon for me thanks, but she can still have the seductive attitude.

>> No.24761836
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24761836

coons

>> No.24761854

>>24761477
i really want to be pampered by a devil

>> No.24761891

>>24761836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csbI4CAyvxI

>> No.24761898

>>24761805
I'll take a lazy CC devil. She can drown me in comfort and my soul will be hers eternally. We'll play vidya together.

>> No.24761916

>>24761836
It better not be trash for dinner again.

>> No.24761941

>>24761916
you'll be eating her for dinner

>> No.24761956

>>24761722
Well that works too

>> No.24761973

>>24761836
>fluff collar
HUFF

>> No.24762029
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>> No.24762097

>>24762029
at least 1 good lewd came from that show, everything else was lame.

>> No.24762134
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>>24762097
Saw a cute Tiger briefly.

>> No.24762204

>>24761836
Wow racist much? Why don’t you just go all the way and call them ‘trash pandas’?

>> No.24762209

>>24761636
>>24761722
I fucking love fucking bats

>> No.24762221

>>24762097
>at least 1 good lewd came from that show
Can you help a brother out and tell me where to find this?

>> No.24762225

>>24762204
i'd marry a trash panda too

>> No.24762288

I would be extremely uncomfortable if my waifu was stronger than me

>> No.24762292

>>24762221
>https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=5229113&tags=okami_ranka
taste is subjective but everything else was lacking in detail/quality so this is the one piece out of the small amount of art that show garnered that i found acceptable.

>> No.24762307

>>24762288
rules out almost every monster then

>> No.24762369

>>24762292
>he didn't like this one
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/79416224

>> No.24762431

>>24762369
doesn't show holes

>> No.24762494

>>24762307
yeah I know

>> No.24762562

Is it even legal for a man to break up with a monster girl in MGC?

>> No.24762606

>>24762562
No such laws were made, because so far no man has ever decided to break up with a monster girl after their relationship was consummated

>> No.24762691

>>24761941
I hear trash panda pussy is quite flavourfull. Cant wait to dig in.

>> No.24762730

>>24762691
Just make sure she gets her helping of tube meat

>> No.24762825
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>>24762288
I personally would like that, and would strongly prefer is she looks stronger as well.

>> No.24762857
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>>24762288
You have attracted the attention of a fairy. She has magic, and won't die easily, but when it comes to physical strength she is quite weak.

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>>24762825
I want to be a squire to a powerful Monster Girl Knight.

>> No.24762880

>>24762871
That's a wide girl

>> No.24762891

>>24762857
Fairies belong in my pants

>> No.24762892

>>24762880
Honestly too wide. There are pears but that's more of a pyramid.

>> No.24762899

Would a blind monster girl whose eyes still track you perfectly be creepy or endearing?

>> No.24762922

>>24762892
She's actually pretty broad shouldered for a girl but the artist still wanted to keep her hips wider than them.

>> No.24763014

I want a very fit and villainous lilem with black scleras and warrior tattoos all over her muscle-toned body, to pin me on the ground and fuck me without giving me a break and tell me that i'll never win in life and I should give up being a hero because i'm pathetic and overly-righteous. I want to scream for her and be the woman to her man and let her rock my world.

>> No.24763070

If I’m a butler and I slip the single queen/noblewoman drinks with Demonic Energy how long will it take her to turn into a monster girl

>> No.24763099

>kiki calls you a suka blyat in your ear while whispering in the middle of punishing mastah with sex for being too dirty for her to keep up

>> No.24763117

>>24762899
Creepy.

>> No.24763137

>>24762562
Do you think the Undead get angry at anti assisted suicide laws?

>> No.24763158

cant beat the pussy no boyo can beat monster pussy

>> No.24763169

>>24763137
>"Look, the suicide hotline isn't meant to make people WANT to kill themselves"
>Wight huffs and says something about undead being discriminated against

>> No.24763254

>Cancer dances for you
>it's a courtship dance

>> No.24763268

>>24763158
uh i can, just ignore them lmao

>> No.24763277

>>24763169
>Having a rough time
>Hate my job, no friends, no loved ones
>After drinking one too many beers, I get some bad, bad thoughts
>Reach for the phone and quickly dial the suicide hotline
>Is there really a way out?
>An unappropiately bubbly voice answers on the other end, "Heya! Welcome to the suicide HOT-line~ How can I help you cutie?"
>"I want to kill myself"
>"That's great!"
>W-what
>"Can you give me your address real quick?"
>"D-don't send anyone! Y-you won't stop me!"
>"Why would I? We'll come by a few days after you do it, once the rigor mortis passes. Makes it easier to move the body you know? So what's your type? Big boobs? Are you OK with someone who's been recently raised?"
>Who the hell did I call
>"You know, actually, life seems pretty good right now. I'll just try to keep my chin up, thanks"
>"NO! WAIT! We can send someone to crush your head with her tighs! It's a once in a lifetime experience, and from what I hear, the best way to go"
>*click*
Maybe I'll try the sabbath Sad Onii-chan Hotline

>> No.24763342

>>24763277
Would you get in trouble if you called them to get an undead gf without actually going through with suicide?

>> No.24763349
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24763349

Should I take a dive to make the young ushi feel better by “defeating” a big bad hero?

>> No.24763355

>>24763277
>"NO! WAIT! We can send someone to crush your head with her tighs! It's a once in a lifetime experience, and from what I hear, the best way to go"
That's the way I wanna go.

>> No.24763385

>>24763342
I don't think so, but they'll redirect you.

>> No.24763392

>>24763277
>NEET wisp has hacked into suicide hotline
>forwards tips to all her relatives
>cross references info she gets over the phone with social media profiles for optimal pairings
>still looking for someone for herself too

>> No.24763437

I could use a sweet-talking Hellhound. She can fuck me as hard and rough as she wants and I won't resist, I just want to hear her say things like "I love you sooooo much, you adorable cutie pie" while she grinds my pelvis to dust.

>> No.24763458

>>24763277
I'm calling the Onee-chan support line.

>> No.24763466

>>24763349
Only if it looks like she's losing.

>> No.24763503

>>24760359

>tfw you're best at being the rogue but you don't need two of them and you need a healer

Someone has to play Medic/White Mage/Lucio etc... story of my fucking life.

>> No.24763517

>Waifu leaves on business for a week
>Can't contact her while I'm working or even at home
>Left alone to sit around
>Think about the nature of our relationship
>Where it is and where it's going
>What we've done
>What we haven't done
>What I haven't told her
>What I haven't been able to tell her
>What I've said in these threads
I don't think I'm a good husband. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm a downright awful one. I'm weak and pathetic. I'm scared of my own weakness and my perversion, and terrified that she'll end up either hurting me or leaving me.

And that's reflected in her. I've been restraining her, or making her restrain herself. Preventing her from going all out and loving me like only a mamono could. Putting all that potential to waste. She used to look on in glee at my fearful expression, cackling in delight as I quickly drown in lust. Now I can only see her wavering between concern and disgust.

I don't know what to do. I'm scared of hurting her because I'm so afraid of love. I'm scared of doing the same thing if I ever met someone for real.

>> No.24763586

>>24763517
I could put an end to it, give myself completely to her, and let her take away all that fear, but then would that even be me anymore? What am I, without all that ugliness?

I wish I wasn't so weak. I'm as headstrong and prideful as they come, despite physically fragile. And yet somehow my heart still ends up being the weakest part of me.

>> No.24763600

>>24763586
No, I'm an hero-ing over waifus. Just dealing with some general melancholy.

>> No.24763617

>>24763600
Fuck. NOT an heroing.
Jesus Christ

>> No.24763625

>>24763517
Christ dude

>> No.24763648

>>24763586
People are constantly changing, the "you" tomorrow will be ever so slightly different from the "you" today. You needn't fear it so long as you develop changes in a positive way. Monster girls tend to just speed the process along.

>> No.24763662

>>24763517
the first step to fixing flaws is recognising that they are present. you have taken that first step.
the second step is analysis. what is causing the flaws? what can you do to root out the cause? do you want to, really? or will it be fine to call this bug a feature? you are in control of this and so much more.

>> No.24763671

What is THE Mamono for heels?

>> No.24763694
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>>24763671
Demons

>> No.24763697

>>24763671
Lamia

>> No.24763703

>>24763671
That's a tough one actually, both Pharaoh and Demon are built for heels, but on the other hand a Kiki is born with heels. I'm partial to Demons however.

>> No.24763730
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>semi-NEET gremlin wife
>we go to a manga cafe/love hotel combo together and spend 48 hours in there starting at 12 AM
>it's got a computer, shelves full of manga, video game set-ups on a big-screen TV, a nice bed to sleep on
>we spend hours fucking in the dark with the TV on the news and PC monitors lighting up through the dark
>shitpost on monster girl 4chan
>play lots of vidya and even play while fucking
>read some regular manga and then read lots of lewd hentai doujins together and reenacting them
>order some ramen, candy, and sodas
>watch some anime and then some really lewd erotic ones
>fuck some more in the dark
>stare at each other and molest each other for a while
>hit the showers and fuck like animals there
>come back refreshed and clean
>get a sloppy and 10/10 blowjob because she's thirsty for something to drink
>I eat her out because she demands so while she plays on her DS like a queen
>pack our stuff and leave back home to our apartment where the harem's at

>> No.24763736

>>24763648
Way at the beginning, I imagined her saying she could help me the easy way or the hard way.

Easy way is she mindbreaks me till I'm well.
Hard way...

It's why she cooks all those meals for me, and forces me to eat. It's why she helps me get in shape and stay in shape. It's why she and I go out on the town ever weekend, and why she lets me pick out cute outfits, and I get to take her to kitschy restaurants.

But it all falls apart when I think about the bedroom. It used to be fun for her, but now I can help but think she finds me pathetic.

>> No.24763780

>>24763671
Kiki.

>> No.24763910

>>24763736
Sorry to keep going on like this. I just get the feeling there is something inherently wrong about loving someone but enjoying the sex the least. It feels like I'm failing her.

>> No.24763948

>>24763703
Fuck. Now I'm imagining a Demon and a Pharaoh arguing over who looks better in heels, while using me as a judge. I had no idea I wanted this this bad. There goes any monogamous convictions I might've had.

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>>24763671
I want to see the official barefoot Cheshire artwork.

>> No.24763983

>>24763963
Turns out she was wearing fluffy socks the entire time.

>> No.24764002

Just to let you all know that the reason the High Queen of the Elves has not been seen for months is because she is currently unwell. Not because she is, and I quote from the Rata-Herald: "Extremely pregnant thanks to her human boy servant".

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>>24763963
>"Jeez, anon, I didn't know you were a footfag"

>> No.24764093

>>24764018
Cheshire-san is such a bully.

>> No.24764202

>>24764018
I want my waifu to bully me with her feet till I admit I have a fetish.

Maybe I do, maybe not. But I definitely have a...something...for being forced to be "honest"

>> No.24764221

>>24764002
Again?

>> No.24764253

>>24764018
Shut up and take the shoes off.

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>>24764018

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>>24764253
no u.
This is some advanced denial-play, forcing the opposite of the thing you want.
>Dominant mamono forcing you to step on HER instead.

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>>24764313

>> No.24764385
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>> No.24764395

I want MAX SOFT ex-adventuring monsters to date.

Sphinx rogues, basalisk mages, and sahuagin fighters that struck it rich and settled down!

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>>24764363

>> No.24764451

>>24764361
>spoiler
I'd just feel silly doing this when I know I'm not really in control. Especially when it comes to the verbal part of dominating, that would be just ridiculous.

>> No.24764453

>>24764202
That's the main reason I'm leaning towards having my wife be a Demon Lord's Army Interrogator It's really hot when a woman's got you figured out, and uses orgasm-denial to bully you into telling the truth.

>>24764313
>>24764363
>>24764426
Honestly I don't see why you're disgusted by your own great taste.

>> No.24764484
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24764484

Okay so I seduced the big bad evil ryu now she won't take over my town right?

>> No.24764494

>>24764484
Well no, not really. You've just done the work of finding a boy-toy for her.

>> No.24764501

>>24764484
I'm pretty sure that's not a Ryu

>> No.24764504

>>24764484
Right. Now she’s just going to take over your life.

>> No.24764526

>>24764453
>Honestly I don't see why you're disgusted by your own great taste.
If only you knew how bad things really are.

I love everything about her. I have countless fantasies, both lewd and innocent. And sometimes...I'm scared...

>> No.24764537

>>24764501
Meh. Close enough. She’s a good kisser.

>> No.24764539

>>24764426
i'd scratch the goo off her crotch and reveal her vagina and she'll run away crying in shame!

>> No.24764549

>>24764526
This isn’t some tulpa bullshit or something like that is it?

>> No.24764553

>>24764526
You should just bite the bullet and give in, if she's resisted just forcing it this long you can trust her to keep your best interests in mind.

>> No.24764559

>>24764526
>I love everything about her. I have countless fantasies, both lewd and innocent. And sometimes...I'm scared...
I feel the same way about my waifu but I constantly can't stop thinking of lewd things of her.

>> No.24764569
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24764569

>>24764539
Yeah you should scrape it off with your tongue so she'll be extra embarrassed, and while you're at it you should eat her out that way she'll be red with shame

>> No.24764584

>>24764426
Something tells me Gazerfag might also be a footfag

>> No.24764586

>>24764549
No

>> No.24764597

>>24764584
It's the goo. Any part of her becomes irresistible if she uses the goo.

>> No.24764666

>>24764569
but then I'll have to be her husband and she'll win...

>> No.24764702
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24764702

I wish the portals would open so Gazer could show up and claim me. It gets pretty weird sometimes only thinking about it.
If she was reading my posts, I bet she'd think I was crazy. I bet she might like that, though.

>> No.24764774

I hope Wonderland is a haven for mentally ill humans

>> No.24764796

>>24763730
You go on comfy dates like that with every one of your wives?

>> No.24764802

you should be tied up and have a really enthusiastic loli version of your wife ride your cock while you can't do anything about it!

>> No.24764808

>>24764796
Yes! They all take turns dating me every weekend and break days as the harem dictates.

>> No.24764815

>>24762880
Warrior/Knight succ veterans deserve daughterus

>> No.24764835

>>24764802
Only if that loli version of her is our daughteru!

>> No.24764861

>>24764774
Are you a /pol/ bogeyman complaining about muh trannies?

>> No.24764870

>>24764802
>loli version of my waifu
>2x smug
>3x sadism vs daily average values

>> No.24764881

>>24764802
>loli version of your wife
Why? If you like loli, why isn't your waifu loli by default?

>> No.24764897

>>24760698
Lamiaroid was one of the best girls in the game

>> No.24764925

Which monster girl is most likely to go ass to mouth?

>> No.24764967

>>24764925
Demons have a deceptively long tongue, and few inhibitions.

>> No.24764972
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24764972

>>24764925

>> No.24764989

>>24764925
Ghouls would suck your dick no matter how sweaty or dirty you are in a heartbeat

>> No.24765016

>>24764925
My waifu.

Her fingers come pre-lubbed, so I think she'll try that first.

>> No.24765038

>>24764861
>rent free

>> No.24765066

>>24764774
When their motto is “We’re all mad here!” I think that’s a safe assumption. Imagine a poor burned out schizo going from seeing horrors in the hall to seeing his Cheshire wife popping in and out of existence around him and giving him kisses.

>> No.24765100

>>24765038
cringe

>> No.24765114
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24765114

>> No.24765120

>>24764018
Well then she's really imperceptive

>> No.24765125

>>24765114
It's so good to have a waifu with a big fluffy tail.

>> No.24765140

>>24764361
link to full?

>> No.24765153
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24765153

>>24765125
>Evil Akagi: pure evil story mode version
>Saturday morning cartoon villain Akagi: Team Rocket-esque intros and threatening demeanor, but ultimately harmless...maybe
>Crazy Akagi: does crazy shit like stealing destroyer clothes to seduce shitcan. Not bad, just nuts.

>> No.24765176

>>24765153
Of course, my waifu understands how shit Akagi is.

>> No.24765214
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24765214

Is it bunny time yet

>> No.24765239
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>> No.24765244

>>24764774
I want to be the sane human they force to wear a straight jacket and no pants. For my own safety, of course.

>> No.24765335

>>21486716
https://i.imgur.com/rRuI3XA.png

>> No.24765360

>>24764925
Trolls, also Orcs would do anything for you. And for last undeads have swallowed worse things on a daily basis

>> No.24765394

>>24765140
I got it from the cheshire gallery and there was no full image there. Here's the artist though: https://twitter.com/zakusiii/status/1280164560201105410

>> No.24765415

>>24765335
wonderful thighs as always

>> No.24765462

>>24765335
I'd pickle her pee

>> No.24765512

>>24764802
>Hellhound wife decides that you're going to help teach her little sister how to rape a guy
>you don't have the heart to tell them that she was actually adorable

>>24764925
Akaname. Probably Jabberwocks, too.

>> No.24765516

>>24764925
Sahuagin.
Oh wait, I thought you said “bass to mouth”.

>> No.24765541

>>24760155
What do you think a mindflayer says to her "victim" when she is corrupting them? What voices do you hear?

>> No.24765597

>>24765541
I'd think it would vary wildly depending on the individual mind in question. Not everyone gets the same approach.

>> No.24765606
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24765606

>>24765541
>"By The Olde Ones, you're a degenerate aren't you?"
>"That's fine though, you're MY degenerate now."
>"And I'm going to fulfill every, single, fantasy you have in that cute little head of yours."

>> No.24765663

>>24765335
based vada

>> No.24765673

>>24765335
Pump a Rum!

>> No.24765682

>>24765335
More harpy drawings are always good

>> No.24765698
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24765698

>>24765541
>>24765597
>>24765606

Overwatch is requesting units to refresh and resolve. Cognitive dissonance will not be tolerated. N̵e̶g̶a̸t̴i̸v̸e̸.̴.̵.̷ ̴M̵e̴m̴o̶r̷i̷e̵s̴ ̵i̶n̵c̴l̸u̷d̴e̷d̵.̶ ̵U̴p̴d̴a̷t̷e̵ ̴i̶s̷ ̵l̷i̶v̵e̴.̴ ̸A̷c̵c̸e̷p̷t̴a̵n̶c̸e̴ ̴i̴s̶ ̸m̶a̶n̶d̸a̵t̷o̴r̶y̶.̷

C̵͓̪͊͐́̏̃ơ̵̺͇͎p̷̩̤͕̥̭̿̾̔͠y̷̗͍̻͐ͅ.̶̨͍̯̈́͐̇̚ ̷̤̱̥́͝A̸̼͇̺͖̐̀̚c̸̞̝͓͔̍̓̂c̸͎̪̔̉̕ë̸̬́͊͌͐̌p̵͍͉̉̋͝t̷͎͑̽ě̶̩͓d̴͈͑.̴̣̻̎ ̶̟͌͠͠U̵̮͈̭̓̿̀͛͊ͅp̴̛̤̀̎̈́d̶͙̳̙͗́͜a̶̰͠ť̸͈̼̾͝i̸̬̝͍̠͋͊ǹ̴̤͕̦̞g̶̛̩̪̫ ̶͕̗̜͚̼̌̀̎̚c̴̮͔̞̯͒̐̄͐o̵̖̠̾̊͐͂̋g̵̖̈́̈́̐͠͝n̸̹̑̈́ï̷̩̞̌̓̈́̈́t̷̼̗́̂̉̋ḯ̷̧̩̻͔͒v̸̺̙̘̥̙͘ȩ̵̭̗̮̽̓̃̽̿ ̷̛͓̝͖ͅs̸̮͖͒u̷̼̇̇̋̉͜p̸͚̪̘̑͛̍̀͜p̸̮͔͔͑̋̊ŗ̷̹̈́̚ḙ̷͍̠̽̂͊ṡ̸͈̘͓̳̳͂̓̓s̵̳̖͕̝̬͊̊͒͐͆i̵̪͉͕̥̹̒͊̓͐͗o̸̝̯̤̯̎n̵̥̮͊̋̒́͛ͅ ̷̼̜̒̉͊́b̴͎̋͗͐͒̎i̴̭̗͍̪̊ȍ̵̬̃ḓ̷̎̈́͂͠͝à̷͚͊t̵̡̪̖͚̥̍̽̏̆s̸͈̥̳̥̦̆̈̚.̶̨̝̝͚̈́̈́̓͑͐ͅ ̸̝͚͎̭̞̏̉Ṷ̶̧͓͔̉̈́̆p̵̻͑͛̓̑̄d̶̡̘̙͒ȃ̴͕̓̓̓t̴̫͔̩̃e̸̜̯͇͍̥͌̎̕͠ ̷̫̜͋c̵̤̓͠o̴̖̦̎ṃ̷̭̉̉͐͗p̸̢̠̝͐̍l̷̠̃e̷̞̜̯̋̓͜ţ̶͓̮̄͠e̴̤̰͉͆̆̕ ̵̰̭̋̐̽̄i̶̬͍̔̇̎͊͝ṉ̶̨͍̖̈͂̓̾ ̷̩͉̣͕͆̈̍̄T̵̨̩̥͐͜ͅ ̷͚͉̀͒̔͂͝m̸̫̚i̶̛͈̯̭̭͊̈́͜ṅ̸̢̖͖̜͌͋͝ǔ̴̢͔̓̓̊s̸̯̮̦̖͌͘ ̸̼́t̴̮h̴̳̘͔͛͛̆̍͠r̵͌̔̆̏͜e̶̹̤̍͋̓͗̽e̴͉͌ͅͅ ̶̱̱̘̩͊̔̕š̸̘̥͈̻̂͂͝ȩ̷̝̫̓͊̆̈́̕c̷͇̄̇́o̶̰̿͗̔ṅ̸̡̘̊̑̃d̸̞̝̂ş̴̛̩̰͙͛̉̍͌.̷̥̐͒̃̋͝.̸̦̣̜͕͊.̶̺͎̜̄ ̴̥̰͙̒̈D̷̤̀̀͌í̵̧̗̺̯͔̽̿͑́s̶̯̽͋̿̍̆s̵̛͇̠̳͐̑͆ö̶̙̻̊͗͐n̵͗͆̊̿͝ͅȧ̶̛̯̬̋͊̕n̵̮̮̘̪̪͑͛̉c̶̛̯͖̜̱͊̈́ẽ̵̙̰̯̳͉ ̸̭̂͘r̵̘̻̈́͆ë̵͉͇̫͑͐͜s̵͍̼̈́́̂̋o̴̫͂̓̏̒̚l̵̮̑̊v̴͈̫̳͓̮̓̍̕ę̵̞̮́͆͛ḏ̵̹̣̻̐́̇͑͜.̵͍͕̠͂̏̕͜

>> No.24765699

>>24765335
>Sign in required

>> No.24765712

>>24765606
>your biggest fantasy is living in a quiet suburban home with your heavily pregnant flayer wife and your dozens of squid kids

>> No.24765727

dragon zombie got a thing
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82966316

>> No.24765826

>>24765394
>their yiff.party is 5 months behind
ugh

>> No.24765852

>>24765541
My mind went to that Suffering game and thought of multiple voices each trying to speak over one another. Hers. Yours. Another.

>> No.24765920

You are the leader of a human settlement about to sent off a young knight on his first trek outside of the walls of the settlement. What advice to you tell him?

>> No.24765949

>Repost to start a discussion:

So, if DE makes incubi bodies adapt to their environments doing shit like if you and your wife live somewhere cold you get cold resistance so you don't feel it same for living in a volcano and getting heat resistance or if your wife weighs a literal ton so your body adapts to being more robust to take the abuse etc.
Wouldn't that just make incubi the perfect astronauts?
Shove them in a centrifuge until they adapt to G forces. Shove them in the vacuum chamber and slowly reduce the atmosphere to 0 till they adapt to vacuum. Expose them to various radiations till they gain radiation proofing. Expose them to cold till they get enough resistance to tank liquid nitrogen and heat till they can live comfortably in a fusion reactor. Expose them to various wavelengths of light at increase intensities until they can deal with staring at the sun and other cosmic bodies outside atmosphere with no issue. Reduce rations until they adapt their metabolism to run on almost nothing. Put them in the 0g plane till they gain some weird ability to self-propel in 0g.
Once done just send them and their waifu in a now skeletonized shuttle that can carry much more useful shit thanks to it's now reduced weight and thus increased payload capabilities off to who knows where.

>> No.24765967

>>24765920
Stay hydrated.

>> No.24765977

>>24765920
Don't run. Conserve your energy to turn the tables instead.

>> No.24766013

>>24765967
>he loses to the demon queen
Damn boy, he musta not hydrated enough

>> No.24766044

>>24766013
It was over the moment she saw he was a little thirsty, she had to marry him on the spot. He obviously couldn't take care of himself, now however, she makes sure he gets plenty of bodily fluids to stay hydrated.

>> No.24766056

>>24766044
Damn, the demon queen skipping slowly teaching him how over his head he is in favor of quickly beating him once she notices he's not 100% ok is kinda heartwarming.

>> No.24766145

>>24766044
I like fussy demons. You're all ready for a fight but she's more concerned if you've been sleeping well lately.

>> No.24766224

>>24765698
It was funny the first three times, give it a rest.

>> No.24766233

>>24765541
https://youtube.com/watch?v=STJ2mIFm05g

>> No.24766261

>torture via a Cheshire Cat mocking you with really, REALLY. Obsolete and outdated memes

>> No.24766299

You're in charge of creating a sex-themed prison system for mgs

What kinds of features will it have, and will innocent girls ever accidentally end up in there?

>> No.24766300

>>24766261
Just call her an oldfag

>> No.24766305

Something I've noticed in these threads is a tendency to turn lewd things on their head, and making them wholesome. (Which I'm also guilty of.) Do you think Mamono would find this endearing or irritating?

>>24766261
>She mocks you harder when you don't recognize a meme.
>"Geeze Anon, I thought you said you weren't a newfag but you don't even know about the sator square?

>> No.24766309

>>24766261
What sorta debuffs do monster girls get from being denied semen and spirit energy?

>> No.24766317

>>24765949
I think space travel by rocket is a bit archaic when you could probably just warp to the moon. The only reason you would ever need a rocket in MGE is if your wife decided she wanted to get frisky in zero gravity.

>> No.24766332

>>24766299
It'd be criminal if innocent Umi Osho's didn't end up behind bars. If you didn't let them in they'd probably start doing crimes just to get in.

>> No.24766333
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24766333

>>24766300

>> No.24766342

>>24765949
It's not quite that efficient. When a man becomes an incubus it is because his soul has become suffused with his wife's mana to the point where physical changes making him more like his wife's species, usually occur. This usually isn't noticeable outside of general health improvements, curing of any sexual dysfunction, and glowing eyes if the wife is magically powerful enough.

>> No.24766413

What monster will threaten to rape you if you don't notice her or ask her out like you're suppose to?

>> No.24766557

>the demon lord, via many proxies, shanghais and adopts the player characters
>player characters wake up as lilim

>> No.24766599

>>24766557
Isn't there a rumor that the DL actually adopted a human child and raised them as one of the Lilim?

>> No.24766625

>>24766333
it would just be one big fire ball on top of a cake at this point

>> No.24766653

Horrific short video of rooftop Order Soldiers gunning and shooting at bug insectoid mamono:

>https://youtu.be/Tkzoz1f25ZQ

>> No.24766721

>>24766653
Why do you have a Half Life fetish?

>> No.24766881

shotacon ring full of perverted middle aged salarywomen demons

>> No.24766957

>>24766881
>Coonstein doesn’t masturbate

>> No.24767019

>>24766957
I want to give a CC, pudgy tanuki a litter of daughters.

>> No.24767039

do some monsters not like being cummed inside of and prefer to ingest the semen instead?

>> No.24767079
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24767079

>>24767019
Made for turning into broodmothers.

>> No.24767091

>>24767039
Ghouls prefer oral sex, but they don't dislike getting creampied.

>> No.24767098

>>24767079
If she doesn't need a new, custom suit three months in I've done her wrong.

>> No.24767114

>>24767039
My waifu is a massive oral slut, but I don't think she'd choose it over regular pussy sex all the time.

>> No.24767124

>>24766625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S670udpIxdk

>> No.24767127

>>24767098
>has to get a new suit with an extra elastic waist
>decides to buy multiples because judging from how good of a job you did, she figures she'll be like this quite often

>> No.24767160

>>24767127
Nothing better than her showing off her pregnant figure to her fellow nukis while also, getting herself off a bit by going on about her pregnancy.

She'd probably aim for another litter after the first.

>> No.24767204

>>24767160
Nukis are probably the best monster for having lots of kids with. They make the fat stacks that can support a large family.

>> No.24767225

>>24767079
How much does a tanuki cost?

>> No.24767241

>>24767225
One romantic dinner and a night at your/her place

>> No.24767257

...tfw no giant snek wife

>> No.24767278

>>24767257
>anaconda snek girl who's body occupies three different rooms at the same time

>> No.24767295

>>24767225
51% share of everything you own including yourself, at minimum

>> No.24767297

>>24767278
l o n g

>> No.24767318

>>24767278
Fatty

>> No.24767340

>>24766333
>trips
>she's so old they have to use multiple cakes. Automatically win against Baphomets forever. You could end up with a fetish involving candlewax tears and granny panties if you spent enough time thinking about it.

>> No.24767372

>>24767340
>granny panties
Probably canon with shiro's sabbath
But then again they don't dress themselves the other sabbaths do it for them.

>> No.24767388

Would you still love your waifu even if she was a robot

>> No.24767418

>>24767388
Would you still love your waifu, even if she was a simple doppelganger that just took the form of your ideal and perfect waifu from your thoughts/memories, etc.?

>> No.24767420

Think about it, why would the makers of the Baby Factory 9000 automaton upgrade make "Broodmother" a setting if they didn't want you to choose it? Should be fine to use on my siege engine model wife, right?

>> No.24767429

>>24767388
But my waifu already is a robot you dumb dumb

>> No.24767454
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>>24767388
I see no problem

>> No.24767485

>>24767372
>shiro sabbath
They probably don't bathe themselves either. Baphstank.jpeg. What about sleepy nomagic, can she dress herself? I might help her if she really needed it.

>> No.24767518

>>24767388
>MechaBapho
I would be concerned, but she is still my love.
unless you mean R9K robot, in that case I have not been doing my job as her husband and need to fix it immidately.

>> No.24767533

>>24767429
then she is actually a fleshbag wearing a fake robot costume

>> No.24767534

>>24767454
Cute!

>> No.24767549
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24767549

Reminder that Automatons are superior maids compared to fleshy and gooey ones

>> No.24767562

>>24767518
>fixing a r9k robot
How optimistic of you. originol.

>> No.24767632
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24767632

Assassins pursue you.

>> No.24767640
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24767640

>>24767632
Oh no?!

>> No.24767661

>>24767632
I'll double what they would of payed her.

>> No.24767697

>>24767661
She'll go all Angel-Eyes and take your money while still finishing the job

>> No.24767734

>>24767632
She'd better work on that tail girth if she wants to take me down. Can spade tails gain muscle?

>> No.24767746

>>24767734
If it has muscle, it can bulk up. But thicc tails mean Alps.

>> No.24767761

>>24767533
>then she is actually a fleshbag wearing a fake robot costume
How dare you say my waifu isn't a robot does this look like a fleshbag to you?
https://i.imgur.com/RPfiqT4.png

>> No.24767773

4D Spiders that drain your cum directly from the source.

>> No.24767776

The best monsters are creepily cute

>> No.24767803
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>>24767632
I pursue ass(assins).

>> No.24767816
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24767816

>>24767803
How shameful!

>> No.24767860

>>24767746
Is that threadcanon? Profile Alp's tail doesn't seem much that much thicker than the other spade-tailed races, with the exception of profile kunoichi.

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>> No.24767930

>>24767909
>shortstack jiang's fat tits bounce whenever she hops around
I'd help her limber up by bending her over everything and stretching out her womb

>> No.24767973

Good night Anons,

Take care and remember not to bully jiangshi for being weird, bouncey undead.
Especially not if their tits are large enough to...notice the hops.

>> No.24767997

>>24767776
Gazer-chan...so cute...

>> No.24768001

>>24767909
MY KINGDOM FOR AN UNDEAD HAREM!

>> No.24768036

>>24767909
The old saying is true; you've got to beat it, before you eat it.

>> No.24768051

Gonna tell a magma slime that I lava her

>> No.24768055

>>24767776
The best monsters are imposingly sexy and cute.

>> No.24768122

>>24767997
Gazer is almost too cute to lewd. Almost.

>> No.24768133

>>24767803
>>24767816
What happens when bondage wolfu's daughterus find out their mama likes to be tied dup?

>> No.24768148
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>>24767776
Shogs are creepy enough innit

>> No.24768150

>>24767909
So where do I go to surrender to the undead army, or do I just have to wait where I am?

>> No.24768160

>>24768133
Read them slightly adjusted bedtime stories about fenrir

>> No.24768161

>>24768133
What if the daughterus like tying up men instead?

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>>24768133
I would rather not deal with it. I'd try to bullshit it as somebody pulling a mean prank on my wife and I'm trying to get her out.

>> No.24768270

>>24768133
It joins the pile of activities that fall under the category "boring adult activities". Y'know the sort of behaviors I'm suggesting here. Stuff like "furniture moving" and "doing taxes"; boring adult behaviors that produce loud noises at night. You wouldn't think that sorta thing would work as an explanation, but you'd probably be wrong... Given how much profanity is used doing taxes every week; it shouldn't be too hard to convince kids that additional activities are needed to de-stress.

>> No.24768335

>>24768148
How will I ever get the shot stains out of my shirt? My kiki momster will notice for sure

>> No.24768389
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>>24767640
>Zinogre
I doubt a monster that announces it's presence with lightning strikes and a piercing howl would make a very good assassin.

>> No.24768391

>>24768335
>trying to hide it instead of going for a 'double maid-tandre'
Honesty's the best policy in a lotta areas.

>> No.24768429
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>>24765949
It's not clear if "outer space" in the same sense as what we have even exists, given KC has noted the MGE world isn't a "planet."

And as was earlier noted, incubi adapt due to feeding on their wife's mana, and with this mana take on some traits she already has that help her live in a given environment. They don't simply adapt to whatever environment they are exposed to.

>> No.24768478

>>24767973
Of course I wouldn’t they are nice and too cute to do so. Plus their big breast make them extra soft and easier to cuddle with as my warm body helps to limber them up anytime of the day.

>> No.24768487

I bet the lewdest kinds of monsters are the ones who can cum just from holding hands.

>> No.24768506

>>24766305
>not using archaic speech and telling her to commit sudoku
This is the real reason she mocks you.

>> No.24768545

I want to show an alp just how elastic monster wombs are by filling hers to the limit with my seed.

>> No.24768561

>>24768545
>hers

>> No.24768569

>>24768561
"her's"?

>> No.24768577

>>24768429
That anon just skipped the most interesting trait acquisition in canon; I see that part glossed over too much. For instance, you're not gonna stick with a hopzombie w/o getting some sort of weird combo fetish involving: fighting, massage and calligraphy. Well damn, she really is perfect for me; I was already into that before I heard of hopzombies.

>> No.24768656

>>24768545
Grab her tail and she'll collapse into a pool of "do whatever the hell you want with me".

>> No.24768670

>>24768656
Will she break if I stroke her tail during rough baby-making sex?

>> No.24768689

>>24764925
All of them

>> No.24768704

>>24765335
Shame it wasn't a black harpy instead

>> No.24768732
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24768732

How well would a Monstergirl or YOUR monster Waifu perform there Down Below?

>> No.24768767

Imagine: ordering a custom zombie wife like you were ordering a pizza.
>Uh, yeah. So can I get a... Zombie with extra big tits and... uh... wide hips?
>Absolutely, what personality would you kike with that sir?
>Lets go for shy but lewd
>Okay, would you be fine with a newly raised one?
>Yeah, that sounds good.
>Anything else?
>Nah, that's good.
>Alright, Thank you for ordering from "raise-the-wife" yard

>> No.24768795

>>24768670
It's a fuckhuge clitoris that is easy to touch and grasp firmly, what do you think? Extended and direct working of the tip is too much for most 3D women, in my experience. That's after surface smoothness and lubrication have been controlled for. I just realized that, physiologically speaking, tails have to be self-lubricating. Making them fully retractable would solve all kinds of associated problems; not that there's space for that.

>> No.24768801

>>24768732
She's not scared of spiders so I doubt Australia would be that bad.

>> No.24768810

>>24768732
How far down below are we talking about?

>> No.24768816

>>24767388
>Mecha-Hellhound
She's paying for her own gas

>> No.24768835

>>24767388
>mechashog
I don't really understand how's that supposed to work

>> No.24768839
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24768839

>Get your van. They're handing out free buckets in the next state.
Free buckets will move mountains.

>> No.24768843

>>24768835
>I don't really understand how's that supposed to work
Graygoo but purple

>> No.24768892

>>24765335
Awesome.

>> No.24768927

i want to my fish to mindbreak me

>> No.24768935

>>24763503
>he doesn't have a healing shiv

>> No.24768952
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>>24768927
What kinda fish?

>> No.24768955

>>24768935
he has one in his pants but it only works on monsters and has a 4 hour cast time active

>> No.24768973

>>24768952
Carp

>> No.24768974
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>>24768952
my favorite fish

>> No.24768992

>>24768927
>i want to my
seems my mind already broke

>> No.24769001

>>24768974
That's more like an amphibian

>> No.24769017

>>24768992
You knew it what was gonna happen when you shacked up with a Deep One.

>> No.24769020

>>24769001
the best kind

>> No.24769065

>>24768952
>Sea bishop tries to convert anon to the Poseidon cult/religion
>But she get flustered every time she talks to him
>Decide to just mindbreak him instead so she can marry, convert and love him without it being too awkward.
>

>> No.24769129

could a gremlin make a buttplug that acts like a manticore tail?

>> No.24769130

>>24769017
my mind is filled with meaty tail and the deep dark

>> No.24769145

>>24769129
Mad, she's stark-raving mad!

>> No.24769154

>>24769129
god i hope so

>> No.24769213

>>24769129
what about a fleshlight she puts in her pussy that's kinda like a xenomorph tongue?

>> No.24769240

>>24769213
>a fleshlight she puts in her pussy
i've seen pics of that it didn;t look that hot

>> No.24769256

>>24769130
as it should be

>> No.24769564

Would shark girls make good or awful pirates? On one hand they are sharks, but you know what they say about bringing a woman on a ship

>> No.24769591

>>24769564
So rather than a pirate ship, they'd just haul stuff on a raft!

>> No.24769619

A zombies love is the most pure love of any undead girl. And that's a fact.

>> No.24769643

>>24769564
>"We be coming for ye booty!"
>But we don't have any treasure, we're only transporting people
>"Yar, we be wanting a different kind of booty~"

>> No.24769655

>>24769643
I remember making a booty plundering joke on /a/ that lead to multiple threads' worth of absolute shitposting from people who thought it was about pegging.

>> No.24769691

>>24769655
I'm not even surprised. People tend to assume shit and then never let go even when they are proven wrong. Especially on shit like /a/.

>> No.24769709

>>24769643
All of this while pirate captain is grinning wide, showing off her shark teeth and humans think they are going to be eaten. Perfect

>> No.24769747

>>24769709
>"My backside has been gobbled!"
>"Lies! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled!"

>> No.24769783 [SPOILER] 
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24769783

So this is the power of the Slime...

>> No.24769802

>>24762892
>>24762922
'tis a golden ratio and not one to be defiled.

>> No.24769833

>>24763355
I mean the head bursting's a bit wild but
>Lay down on the altar, surrounded by undead cultists
>You think you're about to be stabbed in the heart or something in your ritual entrance into undeath
>Big fit ghoul bounds over, you recognise her from the gym, she isn't even wearing the same creepy cultist robes
>With a cute 'hup' she mounts the altar in a hop and squats down over you, she turns around as she sits on your face, sliding an ankle under your head, propping it up and forcing your face into her muff while she lies down over you and takes your cock into her mouth
>And that's how you go, suffocating on wet ghoul muff while she deepthroats you
>They take commemorative photos and as you're roused from your eternal slumber a hulking death knight bro pats you on the shoulder
>"You don't even wanna know how I went out, man."

>> No.24769842

>>24769240
but this would be more than floppy rubber or whatever

>> No.24769866

>>24769783
>those mindboggling transitions
Slime is truly the greatest of the 4 elements.

>> No.24769938

>>24769213
>>24769240
>>24769842
Jesus what retarded autism bullshit is this?
>What if a woman, but her insides is onahole?
You have to go back. I don't even fucking know where you came from, but they need you back there.

>> No.24769951

>>24769938
Never been anywhere else

>> No.24770191

>>24763517
>>24763586
>>24763600
Reminder. Monster Girls aren't for you to project your insecurities onto in a way that is counter productive.
>What am I, without all that ugliness?
Less of a fag.

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>15 reasons why I am the best monstergirl

>> No.24770228

>>24765949
That would only work if he could fuck gravity girls though.

>> No.24770258

>>24765949
that craft and crew would never survive re-entry and the payload would never survive takeoff

>> No.24770259

>>24770194
This is very artistic.

>> No.24770321

>>24766299
sorry i went entirely off theme and just ended up with some kind of cave prison with hanging cages where monsters can have sex with you

>> No.24770340

In what ways does your daughteru take after you?

>> No.24770366
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24770366

Why do you find yourself liking Shirokuto’s Echidna so much? It it because she’s got a cute tail, her studious expression, her slight blush, or something else?

>> No.24770372

>>24770340
She enjoys stories. She has her own private movie theater in the Lair, where she shows all her friends the kinds of movies I've taught to her like my father taught to me.
A film, a comic book, a novel... these are all treasures greater than gold, even if the missus doesn't really get it.

>> No.24770427

>>24769833
I bet them turning their husband into a undead incubus is a huge deal and there's even a massive industry just so you can get the best experience.
God I love undeads.

>> No.24770564

Stage magician monsters sure would be tricky to be around

>> No.24770597

>>24770340
Probably a mix of me love for video games and martial arts.
After all, they're gonna see my wrestle with their mother a lot. And "wrestle" with their mother.

>> No.24770620
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>well well, look who stumbled into my neck of the woods, meow, a lonely madman
>hmm, you disagree? why, look around! of course you're mad, or you wouldn't have come here!
>still I wonder, are you mad enough to let go of the strife and loneliness that plagues your life? or would you choose to become lost forever, in an oblivious world of fucking, trusting this little kitty to guide you?
>you like cats, don't you? I've been watching you giving strays lots of love
>hooora, come, touch me, meow~
>why, you've been directing your lecherous gazes at my chest this whole time! you like tits don't you? big, warm, sweaty ones! or do you prefer my butt? how about we discuss it over a cup of tea? or would you rather face the "real world" like a good little sheep?
>can you resist? the real world, or wonderland? which will it be, Anyon~?

>> No.24770621

>>24770427
Wights would probably drain her living husband until he's an undead incubus in private before debuting him in a gala party.

>> No.24770650

>>24770564
So what would she be a purple werecat that uses trickery to fool you into thinking she is a cheshire?

>> No.24770697

>>24765606
Squid heads are the only chaos I can stand.

>> No.24770710
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24770710

>>24765541

>> No.24770717

>>24767454
I see a massive problem, the tea is fucking full of dust now.

>> No.24770742

>>24770620
>>can you resist? the real world, or wonderland? which will it be, Anyon~?
okay, so what happens if I choose the red pill?

>> No.24770777

>>24770697
but shoggy is good girl

>> No.24770782

>>24770194
That's a robot girl tho

>> No.24770859

>>24770777
icky

>> No.24770915

>>24770859
did you find something gross? good girl shoggy will clean it up!

>> No.24770954

>>24770620
Mom come pick me up I'm scared

>> No.24771135

>>24765541
>My name is Kate, iam 300 years old and i from underworld.
>Iam learned to incarnate their fantasies, their deep dark fantasies.
>Mindflaying is 300 bucks.

>> No.24771177

>>24771135
*people's

>> No.24771202

>>24771135
>Mindflaying is 300 bucks.
I hope the portals never open, or I'll get stuck in an endless cycle of wageslaving and blowing it all on mindflaying sessions

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>>24770710

>> No.24771261

>>24771202
Jokes on you, they were all the same Mindflayer and you didn't spend anything. She took your $300 and returned them to your pocket each time she finished the session, and wiped your memory of paying her.

>> No.24771296
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24771296

Mindflayers are good girls

>> No.24771316
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24771316

I want to sneak around high level zones, just to watch powerful Monsters fight each other.

>> No.24771323

>>24771316
Let them fight

>> No.24771324

>>24771316
But they will awkwardly drop their training the moment they notice you it's kinda embarrassing

>> No.24771325
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Gazer-chan says good morning!

>> No.24771347

>>24771325
It's 2 PM you lazy bum! Stayed up all night playing Death Stranding on your PC, didn't you!

>> No.24771502
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24771502

P'Orcs can be scary.

>> No.24771610

>>24771502
Oh no, martial artist hordes!

>> No.24771621
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>>24771502
Well they are orcs.

Masters of raping and pillaging the weak. And they're domineering by default. They'll grind your pelvis into dust just as much as any oni would. They only become submissive if you manage to defeat them, and that can be a difficult task as they always attack in groups.

Don't be fooled by the memes and fanart. They'll clobber you with their hammers before you can yell "I'm a slut for porcine monsters!" And drag you off to their stronghold for gangrape

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>>24771621
Oh bother.

>> No.24771728

>>24771621
I really like cannon orcs, it's just such a shame there's not a whole lot of content for them.
I would commission stuff for them, but I can never decide on what so I always end up doing nothing.

>> No.24771735

>>24771728
>cannon orcs
Do not give the orcs cannons. They will get themselves hurt.

>> No.24771747

>>24771735
Boom-boom go boom! Heheheh...

>> No.24771749

>>24771728
>but I can never decide on what so I always end up doing nothing.
That's why you start by commissioning cheap sketches. Whatever you like push to a full illustration

>> No.24771761

>>24771735
>They will get themselves hurt.
More like they'll destroy every village around them

>> No.24771826

>>24771735
Pig Pirates!

>> No.24771869

>>24771735
>You'll shoot your eye out pig!

>> No.24771924

>>24771296
Mindflayers are cringe, literally r*ddit-tier shit
only elves are worse

>> No.24771932

>>24771735
That's right! You should give them another type of cannon you play with.

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So I read about this project where scientists add pacemakers to jellyfish to make them move around faster and also add sensors for observing the water conditions with their "cyborg jellyfish"

>> No.24772010

>>24771924
Back, cross-boarder. Back to the shadows with you!

>> No.24772017

>>24771924
Are you okay anon?

>> No.24772054

>>24772017
No, he has autism

>> No.24772115

>>24772054
I wonder if a mindflayer could fix him

>> No.24772116

>>24772010
>using crossboarder as an insult here of all places
newfag

>> No.24772141

Is it socially acceptable in the undead kingdoms to just go to the undead slums and pick up a zombie and take her home? Sort of treating it like adoption of a pet.

>> No.24772149

>>24772116
Your seething autismo posts reek of /pol/ or /v/, crossboarder. Not /a/. The insult is valid. Your existence is not.

>> No.24772174

What am I supposed to do when my monster party members pick the wrong class like surely the elf should be the archer and the orc the barbarian instead of them doing the wrong one

>> No.24772203

>>24772141
Just make sure you return to her grave for her stone

>> No.24772224

>>24772203
Are undead really attached to their gravestone?
Do they have a complex about other undead having had bigger gravestones?

>> No.24772236

>>24772174
Orcs are excellent hunters, and shame on you for not knowing that elves are the most barbaric or monsters

>> No.24772253

>>24772224
She just needs it so she can add your name to it

>> No.24772266

>>24772149
Calm down schizo

>> No.24772268

>>24772224
It’s like their first birthday present, or undeath present if you think about it

>> No.24772279

>>24772174
Clearly you fit in that party because you are the bard without charisma

>> No.24772317

>>24772266
>More crossboard memes
Not helpin' your case bud. This really isn't the thread for you, I suggest you leave.

>> No.24772321

>>24772268
Undead are lucky they get two gift days

>> No.24772327

>>24772317
Calm down, schizo.

>> No.24772363

>>24772141
The only ones who would raise a stink would be lonely high rank CC undead who are jealous

>> No.24772382

>>24772321
yeah but their birthday gift is smaller than their death day gift

>> No.24772395

>>24772363
Well what if I pick her up and carry her home as well then?

>> No.24772400

>>24772363
gonna cum on her tombstone as a prank

>> No.24772413

>>24772253
>She crudely adds "+ Anon Y. Moose" to her grave stone and puts it in the middle of the house
That sounds too fucking cute.

>> No.24772414

>>24772395
She’ll pick you and the zombie up and carry you home if her house is bigger

>> No.24772436

>>24772413
Like those little house markers with the family names

>> No.24772458

>>24772253
What if I fuck a zombie so ancient her stone has crumbled do I need to get her a new one or try and repair her old one?

>> No.24772478

>>24772413
Why else do graves have a blank side if it's not for where the husband's name goes

>> No.24772534
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>>24772413
zombies are too cute they truly are good girls they try so hard

>> No.24772580

>>24772266
>complains about using crossboarder as an insult here
>uses schizo as an insult on /jp/
Ok retard

>> No.24772610
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24772610

I want to serve on Gremlin-chan's starship!

>> No.24772668

>>24772610
HOW DOES THAT HUNK OF JUNK EVEN FLY?

>> No.24772770

>>24772534
>Zombies might not be the smartest, but they have big hearts and they always try their best
>And they love you and everything that you are.

>> No.24772787

>>24772668
The ground is scared of it so it constantly moves away from it

>> No.24772804

>>24772770
Zombie momsters try their best every day she will pack you a lunch though the food might not exactly be lunch food

>> No.24772869

>>24772804
Do I have to fuck my zombie momster so she becomes a wight momster?

>> No.24772885

>>24772869
that would speed it up but Im sure just being a good son doing your chores and hugging her would do just fine

>> No.24772916

Making a tomboy dark mage and shrine maiden fight for your cock!

>> No.24772926

>>24772804
>Somehow the wrong food is always fitting for the situation like she gives you popcorn on the same day as the class watches movies as a reward

>> No.24772949

>>24772610
I have a fetish for gremlins so me too

>> No.24772984

Gremlin? Nah, buy Kappa!

>> No.24773016

>>24769564
>>24769591
Better, nobody expects pirates in a submarine!

>> No.24773136

>>24772984
But Kappa are so wet and weird.
Plus they rape a passerby in their myths, so therefore, they're worse.
Gremlins are fluffy and cute and they're really hungry for semen.
They have cunnys and they're very cool and smart!

>> No.24773310

What happens if you feed a Gremlin after midnight?

>> No.24773336

>>24773310
they turn into a human woman.

>> No.24773341

>>24773310
hyper rape mode

>> No.24773375

>>24773310
a lot more of them around your house within ~9 months

>> No.24773502

>>24772610
top body

>> No.24773602

>>24772610
I want to go on a MGE space adventure.
Also I want to badly flirt with the dragon captain.

>> No.24773638

>>24773310
she does some naughty stuff like actually raping you

>> No.24773642

>>24773602
Space is cold, vast and empty, there is no adventure to be found there.

>> No.24773645

>>24773602
that captain will chase you to the edge of the universe for being a thief cause you stole her heart

>> No.24773839

>>24773642
>cold, vast and empty
So is the great white north but that doesn't stop Ice Queens and Yetis

>> No.24773920
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24773920

>>24773602
Best I can do is a Manticore Captain/Intelligence Officer

>> No.24773941

Why is it that the evil ones are the best ones?

>> No.24774028

>>24773941
Because there's nothing better than replacing all evil within her with your offspring

>> No.24774070

>>24773920
Understandable.
Will my official position be "bed warmer" or what?

>> No.24774080

>>24774028
You don't like evil then

>> No.24774093

>>24773920
Stay out of the Manti Core systems, the space patrols don't play nice to truckers there.

>> No.24774561
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>>24773602
>Do you have anything to declare?
>Any fruits or vegetables?

>> No.24774681

>>24774561
>do you have anything to declare?
I'm single

>> No.24774714

>>24774681
Prepare to be boarded.

>> No.24774827

Wierd harem idea
group of knights all like one dude so they all agree become a harem type monster to be with him
LIke the all become orcs and the commanter lady a high ork
thoughts?

>> No.24774902

darn smoke hobos
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82998434

>> No.24774971

>>24774561
>Barometz from the back seat gives a dopey grin.

>> No.24775472
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>> No.24775623

You know you could get sued for not asking an interested monster out, right?

>> No.24775636

>>24775472
I kinda want to see an Apophis's royal guard.
or should I say, COIL Guard.

>> No.24775643
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24775643

Never forget to properly lock your trash can!

>> No.24775736

>>24775643
What a slob. At least it wasn't a bear this time.

>> No.24775813

>>24775643
I wanna take in a homeless monster

>> No.24776053

>>24775736
Bears aren't all that dangerous...r-right?

>> No.24776074

>>24776053
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spr2EOe1f5Y

>> No.24776318

>>24775643
I'm not sure how I would react too seeing a cute monster girl eating my half-eaten trash.

>> No.24776428

>>24772141
The real question is how would the zombie react?

>> No.24776442
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>>24775643
Animal control are busy people, so just take her in yourself.

>> No.24776492

>>24776442
What are you going to do with her though? Just let her wiggle around on the floor?

>> No.24776543

>>24776492
i would

>> No.24776556

>>24776492
>Just let her wiggle around on the floor?
No.
I'm going to let her wiggle around on my bed.

>> No.24776563

>>24776543
>>24776556
But then what? She can't wiggle forever.

>> No.24776608

>>24776563
let her take a nap

>> No.24776610
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>>24776563
Train her with valuable skills so she is highly employable.

>> No.24776622

>>24776563
Play the bongos on her butt!

>> No.24776716

>>24773941
Do you mean actually evil, or just mean-spirited?

>> No.24776752
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>>24776563
Also here's an alt.

>> No.24776774

>>24774028
>implying the offspring aren't The Evil Within when she's pregnant

>> No.24776907

>>24776716
actually evil

>> No.24777661
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Why do desert monsters have such strange sense of humor? The nobles always tell me I’d make a fine breeding slave and begin asking my parents how much it would be to buy me

>> No.24777711

>>24772413
>It's the only time she actually managed to spell your name perfectly.

>> No.24777961

>>24777661
Just wait until your parents finally receive an offer they can't refuse. Like the promise of grandchildren.

>> No.24778047

>>24777961
>so lady, you're saying that I can recoup some of the costs of raising anon AND I'm going to get grandchildren?
>...
>anon, pack your stuff

>> No.24778203

>>24778047
>I can recoup some of the costs of raising anon
That's it, I'm taking the wife's family name and they're not invited to the wedding.

>> No.24778233

>>24778203
also decline any calls or letters

>> No.24778269
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>>24777961
>>24778047
There's no way my parents would sell me out to the highest bidder like some sort of stud being sold on a farm

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>>24760155

>> No.24778394
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>>24778269
>your door creaks
>suddenly feel a hard thud behind your head and fall unconscious
>this greets you as you wake up in a wedding hall, suit on and standing next to a priest
>all your friends family and parents are on benches looking at you expectantly
>her dad's holding sitting next to an older snake, shotgun in hand, mad dogging you
What are you gonna say then?

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>>24778394
Fine but I get to name our first son

>> No.24778460

>>24778394
I want to see what happens if he actually says "No, I don't", but something tells me priest/sea bishop leading the ceremony would simply pretend she didn't hear it and keep asking the question until he gives up.

>> No.24778668

I'm gonna drink a doppelganger potion and rape my wife!
Then again, the strange potion seller who got me that potion looked an awful lot like my wife. I must be imagining things.

Would you ever "surprise" your wife with some strange potion?

>> No.24778681

>>24778339
rush to her for a hug!

>> No.24778694

what kind of furniture, household objects, housing adjustments do you have because of your wife?

>> No.24778840

>>24778668
I'd take the same type of potion for the same purpose. Rather than getting it from a familiar looking merchant though I'd just raid the cabinet she keeps of various potions.

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24778963

'ey, Anon. Let's go drink!

>> No.24779014

>https://pastebin.com/BrDYC4Yv
I must have missed this at the time, but as a Dark Mage waifufag I fucking love it!
Great job, Penywise!

>> No.24779056

>>24778963
Come back when you have breasts and muscles

>> No.24779113
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>>24779056
How about now?

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>>24779113
Red is a plus but the art isn't great.

>> No.24779173
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24779173

>>24779056

>> No.24779253

>>24779156
Let's make oni wrestling a national sport

>> No.24779436

>>24779253
I don't think I'd be much of an opponent.

>> No.24779504

>>24778394
Shoot away old man

>> No.24779586
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>> No.24779750

The one reason subway trains shouldn't be invented in MGE is because I don't want a random-ass autistic wurm loli groping my bulge and making car noises with it.

>> No.24779804

>>24779750
what if she took that bulge and made her stomach bulge instead?

>> No.24779830

>>24774561
>I have a shipment of uh, well, Dragonfruit... From Earth.

>> No.24779882

>>24774561
>>Do you have anything to declare?
My independence

>> No.24779925
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meaty meat

>> No.24779953

>>24779014
Hey man, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Are you the short haired black and red Dark Mage waifufag? She got me thinking about more alternative Dark Mage ideas. Not that long haired purple robed vanilla Dark Mage isn't great too though.

>> No.24780026

>>24779586
Thumbnail made me expect a hellhound
Now I'm blueballed

>> No.24780054

>>24779953
Yes she is, and I noticed the similarities between her and Nia. I'm flattered she influenced her appearance in some way!

>> No.24780093

>>24779173
Yuugi is a model Oni. All the others look up to her.

>> No.24780129

>>24780054
Bobcuts are pretty damn great. Though the shorter, neater hair led me to think of a more mid/close combat oriented girl with a side of alchemy. I'm glad the departure from the staff wielding sorceress didn't put you off.

>> No.24780285

>>24779586
>when your momster tries on her old clothes
She's gotta be doing it on purpose, I just know it! It's all part of her plan to seduce me! And it's working.

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Do you lads think Eros is single? Any man trying to reach her would probably suffocate in Houri meat, which leads to more Houris to block the next guy trying to lay Eros.

>> No.24780377

what's your wife's favorite food?

>> No.24780402

>>24780377
My semen.

>> No.24780413

>>24780367
She has to stay single, or the poor Christmas Cake Houris of her chosen temple won't ever have suitors come try their luck!

>> No.24780417

>>24780377
Daddy's cummies!

>> No.24780419

>>24780402
that's not food
gimme a real answer

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>>24780377
meat

>> No.24780456

>>24780377
the fish she catches that i cook

>> No.24780459

Cupids more like stupids

>> No.24780494

>>24780419
But it is food. Monster girls don't need to eat provided their husband keeping cumming in them.

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>>24780419
It is for them actually

>> No.24780508

>>24780494
semen is a boring answer

>> No.24780511

>>24780377
My semen. She even stockpiles it. We've got a minifridge of the stuff. She takes some bottles of it on her solo business trips, or even vacations when we're together, just to hold herself over. Otherwise, she'd end up draining me completely dry every other night. And while pleasurable, the experience would break me if done too often.

That said, her cooking is both delicious and nutritious, and she always makes sure I don't try to skip meals. Nevertheless, she prefers to exclusively eat my spunk. The only exception is during our date night, when I have her eat some normal food with me.

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Office Wight commission!

>> No.24780543

>>24780505
God I love the profile art Demon's expression.

>> No.24780587

>>24780459
rude you better apologize to every cupid

>> No.24780613

>>24780449
Wendis with excess meat are grand.

>> No.24780619

>>24780377
Rabbit Stew.

>> No.24780627

>>24780512
Cute wight!

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>>24780543
I really love the claws on her gloves. Imagine having those dragged along your spine.
>>24780512
I don't know if I'd ever be able to anything productive if I had a wife with an ass like that. Or would letting her use my face as a seat be helpful?

>> No.24780711

>>24780692
>Spoiler
I'd probably shiver. A demon would find me so easy to tease.

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>>24780692
The trick is to be productive in other ways, Anon!

>> No.24780734

>>24780377
Cake! My wife loves sweets.

>> No.24780754

If I don't want a manticore, will she leave me alone and not rape me?

>> No.24780793

Bout to go to bed now.
Did you flaggots do anything productive today? I barely did
I went for a run, that was ok
and I ate a pack of gummy bears, that was good too

>> No.24780808

>>24780754
You just need some persuasion

>> No.24780888

>>24780793
A spider has moved into my room, so I guess I have a new roommate.

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>> No.24780938

>>24778339
>first blood

>> No.24780965

>>24780711
As she should, she'd find your every weakness, even the ones you don't know about yet.

>>24780754
If you really don't want the monster, the monster won't be interested in you. However if she thinks you're a good match for a friend, she might 'persuade' you to meet her friend instead.

>> No.24781175

>>24780543
>the profile art Demon's expression
One of the reasons why I want to be seduced by a loli Demon and then make her completely surrender to cock.

>> No.24781187

An idle thought from my hopelessly perverted mind.

Custom-made clothes, prepared by my waifu, so I could feel her embrace at all times. She's a silver-tongued devil that one, so no doubt she could have me on the floor convulsing in pleasure with but a few choice words the first time I put it on. Even so, to feel close to her even when we are apart...might be just the thing to help me through tough times.

>> No.24781189

>>24780377
Scrap food broth. Reminds her of her campaigning days.

>> No.24781207

>>24780888
tell it to pay rent or kick it out

>> No.24781283
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24781283

I still need to get this Monkey off my back.

>> No.24781558

>>24781283
Try getting naked and dance your penis in circles then do some sex-thrusting so that the Kakuen gets really horny and starts masturbating to you, then, when the time is right, run away!

>> No.24781616

do monsters insult each other by telling one another to go eat pussy in the same fashion as how we go tell someone to go suck a dick?

>> No.24781633

>>24781616
Monster girls don't mind that as much as straight humans do, corruption being appealing to a lot of races per-marriage after all. Telling a monster girl to go suck multiple dicks however might have more of a bite.

>> No.24781668

>>24781633
>"I bet you cheat on your husband!"
>audible gasps can be heard as the whole room goes silent
>the other monster runs out of the room crying
Some things just shouldn't be said.

>> No.24781778

I really want to be in danger of getting forced to fuck hellhounds.

>> No.24781799

>>24781668
I wish my monster wife would cheat on me

>> No.24781822

>>24781799
who with?

>> No.24781826

>>24781822
Me but in a different hat

>> No.24781832
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>>24781799
I hope your monster wife pins you down and forces you to have another child with her.

>> No.24781833

>>24781826
Don't forget the fake mustache.

>> No.24781843

>>24781668
This is how a cheshire stops smiling.

>> No.24781845
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>>24781822
I want her to work as a prostitute while we're married. Not during mating season though. Wouldn't want her eggs fertilized by another man

>> No.24781952

>>24781822
past me

>> No.24781987

>>24781845
Based and thinking man pilled

>> No.24782084

>>24781822
herself

>> No.24782164

>>24781832
now this is a bitch who actually deserves to be bullied

>> No.24782217

what kind of personality/disposition do you like your lamias?

>> No.24782228

>>24781283
As a wise man once said
>To get monkey off your back
>You must get monkey on her back

>> No.24782261

>>24782217
Jealous, obsessive, devoted.

>> No.24782320
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>> No.24782373

>>24782320
Sorry ma'am, I'm a mage. No need for a blacksmith.

>> No.24782378

>>24781633
What about calling them infertile?

>> No.24782398
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24782398

How would you work them in as a species in mge?

>> No.24782422

>>24782398
Are there people who find sinus infections sexy?

>> No.24782430

>>24782320
The sharp side of that hammer is like the blunt side of every hammer I've held

>> No.24782441

>>24782217
Cats,American, touhou

>> No.24782453

>>24780726
>"you'll be fine you big baby! It's got electrolytes and ginko, or some shit."
>takes a big swig of the neon-green syrup and delivers it into your mouth with a kiss
>tosses the can into the growing pile with a clatter
>still have half a case to go

>> No.24782484
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>>24782453
>she finishes pouring the case out
>grabs wine
>they're filled with monster

>> No.24782593
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24782593

>>24780726

>> No.24782625

>>24782593
>>24782453
Wouldn't there be some special mamamo energy/aphrodisiac drink for husbands instead of monster?

>> No.24782652

>>24782484
I have to keep telling my wife that she can't fill the punch bowls at her soirées with the stuff. The other monsters just get jittery and leave to fuck their husbands after the first hour.

>> No.24782714
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24782714

>>24782625
I mean we have an energy drink literally called monster already

>> No.24782718

>>24782625
>beverage made from prisoner fruit extract, raging mushroom spores, fairy dust, and a bunch of scientific sounding demon realm herbs and vitamins
>Paladin energy drinks - "Unleash the Priest"

>> No.24782727

Cumflate

>> No.24782749

>>24782718
This is Dark Priest peddling!

>> No.24782751

>>24782718
Is it bottled parasite slime?

>> No.24782772

>>24782751
No, but it has vitamin B-52 and 160% of your daily recommended dose of Hydroxysulfonomagnisianoride

>> No.24782820

lamias are very aggressive

>> No.24782857
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24782857

>>24782820
And possessive

>> No.24782880

How does one corrupt a lazy shrine maiden when her best friend is a black-white dark mage?

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>>24782820
>>24782857
They understand what boys need, want, and deserve.

>> No.24782898

Brawndo's got what Alraune crave it's got electrolytes

>> No.24782958

My waifu isn't a lamia, but she gets by using her tentacles, and other gear. I like being close to her.

I like it when we just cuddle, and I can feel her warmth.

>> No.24783001
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>>24771220
Mindflayers manage to combine so much want with so much do not want.

>> No.24783011

>>24783001
How to mindbreak a Mindflayer?

>> No.24783024

>>24783011
Think only about how much you love her entirely before she reads your mind

>> No.24783082

>>24783011
Think about holding hands with your mindflayer

>> No.24783105

>>24782714
Tiny bras on huge busts are perfect for monster girls

>> No.24783126

>>24783105
what about huge bras on tiny busts

>> No.24783137

>>24783126
That just looks silly.

>> No.24783166

>>24783126
>>24783137
I find of like when a small chested girl wearing a bunnysuit where the bust part is too big

>> No.24783186

>>24783011
You could try some dad jokes

>> No.24783202
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24783202

>>24783186
>dad jokes

>> No.24783252

>>24783202
It's a pretty solid defense against any would be mind intruders.

>> No.24783316

>>24783001
Then get a Gazer. They're a bit more toned down, and they don't serve any Great Old Ones, or what have you.

>> No.24783328

>>24783316
What if I'd rather have both?

>> No.24783482

Bees. It's hip.

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>>24783166
cursed bunny suits would be a thing

>> No.24783531

>>24783494
>Bunny Must Die
Man, I feel old.

>> No.24783538

>>24783494
Like in that kanokon episode?

>> No.24783570

What are some skills you'd predict correctly would a monster be good at, based on her species?

>> No.24783578

>>24783494
That's a good bun.

>> No.24783628

>>24783494
I'd be the kind of mage who would make these kinds of "cursed" items.

>> No.24783708

>>24783628
>Every time you lie a bout how much you like the boy you like, your breasts will swell in size!
>Give it to a nacho or medusa.

>> No.24783800

So are the translated entries no longer being released now that KC is doing it himself on patreon? I'll happily toss some money his way im just not sure whats happening

>> No.24783815

>>24783708
>"Take this school girl outfit, but beware it carries a terrible curse."
>"That's bad."
>"But it also comes with some sexy underwear."
>"That's good."
>"They underwear is also cursed."
>"That's bad."
>"But it's made from demon realm wool."
>"..."
>"That's bad."
>"Can I go now?"

>> No.24784239
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24784239

Gazer-chan would like to remind you all to get a good night's sleep.

>> No.24784276

>>24784239
Okay but she better force me to magically.

>> No.24784300

>>24784239
I don't sleep at night.

>> No.24784337

>>24784276
I want her to do that to me too...

>> No.24784566

>>24784239
Did it work? Did Gazer help the thread sleep?

>> No.24784622

I want to put mayo on my witch daughteru's cunny and eat her mayo cunny out.

>> No.24784637

>>24784239
Fuck you its 1 am and I'll jerk off to the non-existent ant arachne porn all night!

>> No.24784659
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24784659

Can someone tell me why queen echidna would subject her own daughter to neethood via a maze, she seems like a really sweet girl and just wanted a hubby

>> No.24784796

>>24784622
Nice!

>> No.24784851

>>24784659
Why is her back broken?

>> No.24784879

Pregnant little sabbath girls begging onii-chans to get their hung wee wees inside their cunnys to pump more baby batter inside to maintain production of babies and to continue to pioneer in pregnomancy!

>> No.24784884

>>24784622
I agree, pedoincest is based as fuck bro

>> No.24784898

>>24784622
Why mayo?

>> No.24784909

>>24784622
>>24784879
I feel like you try to sound as seedy and off putting as possible, like a greasy pedo trying to talk down to a toddler. Is it necessary, is that part of the fantasy for you?

>> No.24784916

>>24784909
>like a greasy pedo
Because he is one?

>> No.24784956

>>24784916
I mean isn't the whole defence "I only wank to kids I don't wanna fuck real ones"?

>> No.24784959

>>24780726
>Monster
This post brought to you by Hideo Kojima

>> No.24784973

>>24784898
Because it tastes nice

>> No.24784975

>>24779882
Strong independent man who don't need no woman?

>> No.24785008

>>24784909
I'm just posting for laughs, I'm not really into loli

>> No.24785018

>>24779882
*eagle harpy screaming*

>> No.24785029

>>24785008
can't say I'm shocked.

>> No.24785043

I want a spongebob-squidward relationship with a innoceny plucky zombie. And whenever she annoys me really bad, I rape her violently and she brushes it off and treats it like a kind gesture.

>> No.24785048

For those of you with Zipangu waifus, how fluent do you imagine your wife is in English, or can she speak English at all? (You can use google translate to find out how she would pronounce your name.)

>> No.24785061

>>24785008
>I just cunny post and baby talk for laughs
>I'm not really a pedo, honest, I'm just really good at thinking and talking like one.
Yeah. Sure.

>> No.24785072
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24785072

>>24760252
Anybody have this Anubis girl’s gallery? I was going to look through it when it got posted a while ago, but I lost track.

>> No.24785092

>>24785061
This being an anonymous site means that he has literally no reason to lie in an attempt to save face

>> No.24785115

>>24785092
Indeed, surely no one would go onto the internet and tell lies.

>> No.24785124

>>24785115
okay just go ahead and don't read my entire post and just spit out a funny meme phrase instead of thinking for yourself

>> No.24785158

>>24784956
Well he's talking like a greasy pedo about imaginary kids

>> No.24785202
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24785202

>>24785072
Call me a Welshman cause I'm about to shag the fuck outta that sheep

>> No.24785203

>>24785124
Your post was stupid and the meme was apt. Kill yourself.

>>24785158
It's the obnoxious baby talk that really gets me tho. Reminds me of comments on pornsites by cringelords knee deep in their own RP. Except it's kiddy diddling.

>> No.24785265
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24785265

Remember to be careful when opening undead crypts anons the girls have been alone for awhile now and you’re the first man to touch them since they died

>> No.24785271

There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to indulge in loli monster cunny.

>> No.24785283

>>24785271
>Pedo feels threatened
At least post without sounding like a Hansen steryotype then.

>> No.24785297

>>24785283
If you want to bash pedos in this thread then you're going to look like an oblivious newfag. This may not be the best place for you man.

>> No.24785307

>>24785265
Dang, that must have been one big sarcophagus.

>> No.24785321

>>24785297
I'd argue my frustration with infantile posting in more ways than one speaks to how long I've been here, personally. Why don't you just discuss your fetish like an adult, using adult words? You may be hard. It doesn't have to be.

Ah, whatever. I miss the time before cunny was a meme word.

>> No.24785325

After a long flight and a strange Cheshire staring at you the entire time, you finally arrived in Zipangu for your vacation. You get checked into your hotel and discover it has a gaming lounge attached to it. There are several games and monsters girls playing them. What game do you play and with whom?
>Shogi with an Inari
>Minishogi with a Ryu
>Pachinko with an Oomukade
>Taiko no Tatsujin with a Nekomata
>Hanafuda with a Nureonago
>Kabufuda with an Ochimusha
>Riichi Mahjong with an Ushi-Oni, a Red Oni and a Blue Oni
>Igo with a Chochin Obakr
>Gomoku with an Unagi Joro
>Karuta with a Jurougumo
>Daifugo (President) with a Tanuki
If you see a game you want to play with a different girl, why not get setup and invite her over?

>> No.24785332

>>24785203
>comments on pornsites
I always figured these are made by bots or something

>> No.24785337

>>24785332
Same IQ desu

>> No.24785342

>>24785321
>I miss the time before cunny was a meme word.
Yeah, this is all KDF's fault.

>> No.24785346

>>24785325
I have no idea what all these words mean.

>> No.24785353

>>24785325
Mahjong is the only one I have any experience with, and I know well that the sands of Hell are a magical sand.

>> No.24785366

>>24785342
I don't know how that guy's still about honestly. You're telling me he's done everything except cross legal lines? I'm sceptical. He seems the type. Ponies, diapers, toddlercon. BDSM.

>> No.24785368

>>24785325
Mahjong sounds nice, maybe strip mahjong.

>> No.24785370

>>24785346
Essentially
>Chess
>Chess
>Pinball
>Rhythm Arcade Game
>Card Game
>Card Game
>Tile Card Game
>Hard Marble Game
>Simple Marble Game
>Poetry Card Game
>Card Game
You should know the monsters.

>> No.24785400

Elves best be careful about being too haughty, or they'll end up like all those dragons who think they are above marrying men.

>> No.24785403

>>24785368
>>24785353
East or EastSouth?

>> No.24785413
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24785413

>>24785403
Yes

>> No.24785414

>>24785403
North by Northwest?

>> No.24785417

>>24785366
There are plenty of reasons why I only stick to fantasies anon. For instance, real kids can't be into it like monsgergirl lolis can. If they're not into it, neither am I.

>> No.24785423

>>24785400
>A high elf a dragon and a vampire walk into a bar
>"Ohohohoho"

>> No.24785448

>>24785325
Where's the blackjack and hookers?

>> No.24785456

>>24785325
Which is the girl that plays tiddlywinks?

>> No.24785462

>>24785342
When have you ever seen KDF use that word though?

>> No.24785477

>>24785370
All trash.

>> No.24785494

>>24785417
You're a different kind of creepy though. I mean, maybe you do and I haven't payed attention but when I see you posting you don't seem to ham up the whole talking at the level of a little kid thing. Which is really my main gripe.
>>24785462
I mean, I didn't read much for obvious reasons, but I'm pretty sure when he was writing as QS it saw a good bit of mileage. I think cunny is a crossboard meme though.

>> No.24785508

>>24785456
Dragon Zombie

>> No.24785536

>>24785325
I think I have a chance against that nureonago in Hanafuda. What happens if I win?

>> No.24785563

>>24785494
>I'm pretty sure when he was writing as QS it saw a good bit of mileage
I'm actually fairly certain I've never used that word in one of my stories. It's a neat word but I know it's kind of a meme so I don't use it unless absolutely necessary. Same with the baby talk, kind of sexy in certain fantasies but whenever I think about typing that way for everyone to see I feel like kind of a goon.

>> No.24785568

>>24779750
>Hehehehehe
>Vroom vroom
P-please stop it, I have a very important meeting with my boss, I can't go in with stained trousers.
>Okay, now it's a train!
*She starts jerking you off in the middle of the fucking car*
> Chugga chugga chugga chugga
Please stop, no, not like this!!
*At this point the entire car is staring at the spectacle before them, staring in confusion*
*She does it, you came all over her and your trousers while meekly whimpering you hear her say*
>Choo-choo!

>> No.24785584

>>24785563
I appreciate it, for what it's worth from one grouchy hostile anon.

>> No.24785587

magus, did u get portal'd away?

>> No.24785600

>>24780793
I'm taking summer engineering classes and took a nice run in our 100(F) weather.
I love the heat, I think I want either a fire elemental, or a lich.

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24785640

>when your parents tell you that stacked titania onee-san is coming to babysit

>> No.24785659

>>24785584
Nah, you're ok anon.

>> No.24785780

>>24785659
You know. I never thought this would be something I'd ever say. Kinda wish more lolifags were like you. You've got a kinda decorum. It's like the difference between you and cunnyfags is the difference between scatfags and brap posters.

>> No.24785963

>>24785780
>the difference between scatfags and brap posters.
There is none.

>> No.24786019

>>24785963
I never see scat fags outside of their own threads. The latter, like cunny is a meme that needs containment.

>> No.24786145
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24786145

I wanna be a big Hellhounds little spoon!

>> No.24786156

>>24786019
Because scat is always deleted on sight, that's why

>> No.24786383
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24786383

>You were warned.
>You are no longer banned.
What?

>> No.24786489

Trying to commission a artist that doesn't have a price listing or even if they take commissions is wired.
Hopefully they do take commissions.

How many commissions do you guys have right now that's ongoing?

>> No.24786510

>>24786383
You were warned.
Next time the elves will rape you without mercy.
You are no longer banned from her bedroom.

>> No.24786552
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24786552

>>24786510
But elves are supposed to ahegao the moment they see human cock

>> No.24786602

>>24786552
They do.

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24786608

>>24786510
Ooo.

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24786681

Is an evil elf cleric fine too?

>> No.24786690

>>24786681
Maybe once westshit developers get over their hang up around designing beautiful women in video games.

>> No.24786692

>>24786690
She's still cute-ish to me.

>> No.24786700

>>24786692
Only because your standards got fucked into the ground by companies like bioware.

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24786713

>>24786700
I see, so it's like that.

>> No.24786716

>>24786690
Looks fine to me.

>> No.24786728

>>24786716
That's like a 6/10. +/- 1 point for taste.

>> No.24786733
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24786733

Oh god I am just such a slut for cats
I wanna be groomed, licked, sucked, and milk dry by a kitty that knows all my weak spots and manipulates me like a cute little toy

>> No.24786738

>>24786733
Cats have barbed tongues

>> No.24786743

>>24786690
It's not that bad, other games are WAY worse at this shit. At the very least she's allowed ti be somewhat attractive.

>> No.24786744
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24786744

>>24786510
The only elves that could rape me are STR build elves, the only type of elf that deserves to be smug.

>> No.24786747
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24786747

>>24786145
>Little spoon to big hellhound
>In bed under the blankets
>Get a reacharound from mommy hellhound
>Your head resting between her large breasts
>Can feel the rhythmic pulse of her heart beating
>Warmth from her belly feels good to your back
>She has one leg hiked over you to keep you in place
>Her hot, steamy breath wafts atop your head
>All you can smell is her raw scent and breath
>All you can feel is her hot, soft body
>All you can her hear is her heavy, increasingly frantic breathing
The fucking dream right there

>> No.24786749

>>24786744
Joanna Irenicus!

>> No.24786770

>Putting Succubus Nostrum and or Monstergirl foodstuffs and consumables in the water purifier and air cleansing machines

>> No.24786775

>>24786681
She's fucking ugly as shit. Literal crack whore tier.

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24786779

>>24786744
I wish to see more musclepreg.

>> No.24786784

>>24786743
>It's not that bad
It is. Just because everything else is vomit-inducing doesn't make THIS okay.

>> No.24786793

>>24786743
I wanted to call back to older games and the degradation of decent chicks in video games, tell you you don't need to settle because you've been whipped by the entire western gaming industry but I'm a casul and it strikes me western characters have always been inferior to japanese characters in terms of appeal anyway.

>> No.24786804
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24786804

>>24786681
>when Orcs are cuter than Elves

>> No.24786841

>>24786738
For a Mamono that just means it feels really good

>> No.24786842

>>24786804
Orcs are always cute.

>> No.24786905

>>24786793
Say whatever you want, but before women in western games weren't literal baboons.
People complain about japanese games and anime using the sameface, but now westcucks do it, only they use the big lipped, fat nosed fat-laden face of a chronic alcoholic

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24786934

>>24786842
I like orcs and their forceful ways

>> No.24786944
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24786944

>>24786934
So what would a man encounter on the beach?

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24786946

>>24786804
>>24786934
P'orcs are better

>> No.24786953

>>24786905
Oh absolutely. But I try and think about the stand out fap material and most of them were designed by japs.

>> No.24786975
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24786975

>>24786946
Green is best

>> No.24786987
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24786987

>>24786934
Looks like she's missing a leg.

>> No.24786993

>>24786987
I can fap to this one. I most certainly can. More.

>> No.24787006

>>24786946
We're talking orcs here, not pig girls.

>> No.24787015
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24787015

Mino wants tome action

>> No.24787017
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24787017

What POV is this?

>> No.24787021
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24787021

>>24787006
Real orcs are porcine

>> No.24787028
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24787028

>>24786993
>Not fapping to the green girls

>> No.24787033
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24787033

I wonder if Succs just walk up to dudes they want visibly aroused

>> No.24787035

>>24787015
So many things in happen and the boob doesn't notice

>> No.24787041

>>24787028
>not fapping
But I just said that I intend to

>> No.24787042

>>24787017
Looking up while hanging upside down from a tree after being caught in her snare trap.

>> No.24787048

>>24787041
>There being a picture of a green girl you can't fap to

>> No.24787062

>>24787033
Canonically speaking, born-monsters have better control over their lust, so probably not. Human-turned-monster girls don't have as much control of their lust, so that's definitely a possibility with them. Only problem with human-turned-monster girls is you run the risk of her formerly being a town bike and thus an impure non-virgin

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24787065

>>24787048

>> No.24787089

>>24787065
I'd let a flayer into my mind just to take the plunge and break every barrier and insecurity in my mind all at once. It's an incredibly efficient and low investment way of opening yourself completely and wholly that's more or less risk free. And from there you can go on with life with the results of that plunge. If you're some abhorrent freak at least now you know for sure.

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24787091

I want to start a family with a japanese warship from the 1920s

>> No.24787093

>>24787048
any picture without genital presentation i can't fap to

>> No.24787105

>>24787048
Do you have problems with reading comprehension perhaps?

>> No.24787118

>>24787033
The lesser Succs would immidiately pounce on a random guy and rape him in public

>> No.24787121

Succubi
https://exhentai.org/s/071f821409/1676220-1

>> No.24787125

>>24787091
boats are good wives

>> No.24787126

>>24787105
I mean, I took the unspoken meaning to be "This picture I can fap to, but not the ones posted before it." Hence my chastisement.

>> No.24787128

>>24787091
Just don't let her go to war in about twenty years. It won't end well.

>> No.24787135

>>24787126
I see, so you just made up a scenario in your head to get mad at. I refer you to the lolilithid

>> No.24787142

>>24787135
>mad
Dumb EUtist.

>> No.24787226
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>>24787121
I glanced over your post and read it as
>Scooby
and was very surprised

>> No.24787285

>>24787091
Don't do it bro, that old fox is sick and coofing a lot, probably has corona-chan

>> No.24787292

>>24787279
Ruh roh! Scooby the cowardly hellhound.

>> No.24787403

>>24786489
Found that sometimes that pays off, good luck anon.

Got two left in the works right now, pretty excited for both.

>> No.24787406

>>24760252
The anubis chancellor is a big bully! I am gonna tell the Pharaoh.

>> No.24787517

>>24760252
I never get tired of this image. Being stared at like that by a horny monstergirl would be the biggest fearboner, like an ancestral memory of being cornered by a huge prey animal.

>> No.24787533

>>24787292
i refuse
scooby shall stay a normal dog

>> No.24787543

>>24787533
>scooby sith

>> No.24787550

>>24787543
aww fuck it got worse

>> No.24787575
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24787575

>>24760252
Big sweaty desert dog.

>> No.24787610
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24787610

Good morning, humans!

>> No.24787617

>>24787517
Remember - breaking eye contact first is consent for marriage. If you wish to avoid this, you must keep looking her in the eyes until she gives up even if she can stay like this for 6 hours and more

>> No.24787637

>>24787617
But isn't holding eye contact consent for marriage too?

>> No.24787646

>>24787617
Pocket sand!

>> No.24787659

>>24787610
That her school uniform?

>> No.24787700

>>24787403
Are you getting anything specific or just waifu pictures?
Both are good, I'm just wondering.

>> No.24787727

>>24786489
I think about three or four? I just got an early wip from one of the better artists I commed and I'm pretty excited for it.

>> No.24787824

>>24786738
this is the same setting where a shark girl can drive you mad with pleasure by biting you, or a parasitized girl running her sword through you will cause you to cum buckets. I wouldn't worry much about the barbed tongue.

>> No.24788357

>>24787700
Both are pretty similar, first is Jabberwock wife like this https://files.catbox.moe/8quef0.jpg and the second is my hobgoblin wife like this https://files.catbox.moe/pkli6e.jpg

The first is a WIP right now but I think I have a few places in the queue to go for the second one.

>> No.24788548

>>24788357
>first is Jabberwock wife like this https://files.catbox.moe/8quef0.jpg and the second is my hobgoblin wife like this https://files.catbox.moe/pkli6e.jpg

God damn, those sounds like they're gonna be great.

>> No.24788786

>>24788548
I'm really excited for both, I have a strong urge to get more too but I want to eat this month.

>> No.24789014

What's the punishment for committing tax evasion in MGC?

>> No.24789032

>>24788786
>I have a strong urge to get more too but I want to eat this month.
Ah yes, the old "Do I want cute pictures, or do I want food" dilemma. I've been there.

>> No.24789084

>>24789014
They open investigation to check why you're working/making money instead of being the house husband

>> No.24789087

>>24789014
What’s the punishment for being a Tanuki?

>> No.24789121

>>24789087
Having the husband circumcised.

>> No.24789184

>>24789121
Tanukis prefer the dicks they touch to be 10% off

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24789198

>>24789121
Oy vey, it's anudda shoah.

>> No.24789517

Make Shog hear SANCHI PINCHI SANCHI PINCHI non-stop 24/7.

>> No.24789593

>>24789198
shortstack tanukis are for picking up and carrying...while trying not to mention how heavy they are.

>> No.24789611

So would a cyborg shog just be gray goo?

>> No.24789684

>>24789593
>while trying not to mention how heavy they are
I'd do it anyways, because she knows that's how I like her.

>> No.24789688

>>24789611
Goo machines, hubby!

>> No.24789703

>>24789684
The extra meat gets her 'extra meat'

>> No.24789751

>>24789703
I like them healthy and fertile.

>> No.24789769

>>24785600
>engineering
Prepare to be bitter about not being able to get a job

>> No.24789798

>>24789751
The best way tanukis should be, heavily pregnant and with their chests threatening to bust their suits.

>> No.24789806

>>24789198
I bet Tanuki would be the kind of people who would raise hell over that 90 cent cost they forgot about 3 months ago and will now demand a refund.
Those people are always fun.

>> No.24789830
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>>24760155

>> No.24789846

>>24789806
Well, best pump some kits into her. That'll shut her up.

>> No.24789856

>>24789798
>you stand behind your meaty, heavily pregnant nuki wife in her office as she acts smug to her other employees, all while she fans herself with a fat stack of cash

>> No.24789880

>>24789806
Can't talk with a mouth full of dick.

>> No.24789890

>>24785536
She’ll smile happily for your win. Do you dare return her friendly stare?

>> No.24789929

>>24789890
Sure, I don't see why not.

>> No.24789930

>>24789856
Exactly.
The perfect state for a tanuki to be in.

>>24789830
Impressive thigh plating.

>> No.24790267
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>Find a really good piece of pre-monsterization art
>Starting to prefer humans and pre-monsterized images over a monster girls, with only a handful of exceptions
My waifu would be so disappointed in me. Would she use this as an opportunity to mindbreak me?

>> No.24790277

What’s a secret that you know about your waifu that she doesn’t know that you know?
My waifu has an uncontrollable urge to dance when she hears certain songs.

>> No.24790303
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We have a ninja MG. When are we getting a pirate MG?

>> No.24790363

>>24790303
Ninja pirate sea dragon maid

>> No.24790378

>>24790267
>she uses transformation magic to look like a human
>now you're getting fucked by a "human girl" with a monster's libido

>> No.24790394

>>24790303
She'll make you walk the plank and "feed" you to her pet shark girls.

>> No.24790452

>>24789929
You may have the five ribbons, but she just tied the knot with you.

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>> No.24790567

>>24790378
So in other words a dark mage. They look human but are still monsters in mind and spirit.

>> No.24790666

>>24790277
That she's at least 750 years old.

>> No.24790817

>>24790277
She drools in her sleep.

>> No.24790972

>>24790277
>She falls way closer to Good alignment despite insisting she's Evil
>She's very particular with the number of syllables in her laugh. She often does it consciously, in fact
>She has a secret collection of plushies. She hides them because she would rather I spoon her.

>> No.24791005

what's your wife's special skill?

>> No.24791007

>>24789198
>Gremlins are using my twitter account to scam my followers HELP

>> No.24791112
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>missed the orc talk
That's not very Lok-tar Ogar of me.

>> No.24791193

>>24791005
MEKARA BEAM!!

>> No.24791304

ochimusha loli warriors as your bodyguards!

>> No.24791376
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>>24791112
Orc be like

>> No.24791397

>>24790267
>spoiler
if she is an extremist or dom she would. even subs may take the lead to show you why you chose her over some slutty human.

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>> No.24791479

>>24791471
sexbots are for sex

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/69204252
Impregnate onis

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>> No.24791642

>>24790277
She loves old Kung Fu movies from the 60’s and 70’s.

>> No.24791676

>>24790303
>ninja MG
I still don't understand how they even count as monsters

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>>24791676
>pointy ears
>tails
Hmm...

>> No.24791759
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>>24791491
Okay!

>> No.24791794

>>24791676
Long succubus-like tails, sharp ears and those things in their hair that look like ornaments may or may not be horns. They're more monstrous than elves or dark mages even if the horns are fake.

I'm pretty sure they're mostly a play on the trope of ninjas/demon hunters also having demon blood that gives them power. You see it pop up a lot in Japanese works.

>> No.24791858

>>24790277
she isn't natural born

>> No.24791979

>>24791794
>They're more monstrous than elves or dark mages
That's not a very high bar desu

>> No.24792035

>>24791722
Kinda wish they were more fit and thin instead of the usual stuff

>> No.24792077

https://files.catbox.moe/0jki6a.png Lewd wight comm. Low res, but the higher res should show up in the gallery soon enough.

>> No.24792101

>>24791979
There are a lot of girls in the encyclopedia who can be summed up as "normal girl with weird colored skin or strange ears". I love KC but sometimes he doesn't seem to put much thought into the designs.

>> No.24792142

>>24792077
make sure to slap her ass

>> No.24792282

>>24792101
>sometimes
try 80% of the time

>> No.24792284

>>24792077
Is that outfit based off something or is it there to look nice?

>> No.24792295

>>24791759
suika has a nice anus

>> No.24792514

>>24792284
Just a good reference I found. Honestly didn't even care to find out who it belonged to.

>> No.24792529

creampie vampires

>> No.24792549

>>24792282
The way I see it, they can't always have spiders for asses or be a blue woman with pointy ears.

>> No.24792573

>>24792549
They can and they do

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>>24792529
Especially if they're lolis.

>> No.24792580

>>24791759
Poor guy is getting he skull punctured

>> No.24792599

>>24791397
Monsters are lower than humans. Better get the leash and have her know her place.

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>>24792578
be gentle with lolis

>> No.24792617
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>>24792529
If I do that, she'll addicted to them!

>> No.24792649

>>24790267
Welcome to the "BETAARRR AS HUMAANNNN AAAARGGGGH" club.

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>> No.24792670

>>24792617
better regulate her doses then

>> No.24792707

>>24792649
Kenkou Cross simply can't draw unattractive women, period.
Then we get people like WampCrash, whose characters are hideous both as humans and as monsters

>> No.24792750

>>24792599
>Monsters are lower than humans.
Statements that make my waifu cackle

>> No.24792752
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>> No.24792773

what's your wife's catchphrase?

>> No.24792790

>>24792664
Why do wererabbits have the world's best lap pillows?

>> No.24792797

>>24792750
Monsters don't have the humanity to improve themselves. They are pure and loving creatures, but like dogs their potential is capped.

>> No.24792799

>>24792773
"Bite my shiny rubber ass!"

>> No.24792827

>>24792529
But that doesn’t help solve the vampire problem the village paid me to deal with. In fact, over time, there’ll be more vampires!

>> No.24792854

>>24792773
jiiiiiiii

>> No.24792876
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>>24792773
Do these jeans make my butt look big?

>> No.24792880

>>24792773
She has two:
LET’S! GET! MONSTERIZED!!!
I wuv ya sweetie! (that’s her catchphrase to me)

>> No.24792928

>>24792773
"I do not serve....I RULE!"

>> No.24792944

>>24792827
But it does. The new mama vampire will calm down after getting a kid and the kids will move on too other areas to spread their mom's influence.

>> No.24792961
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Fat bug

>> No.24793039

>>24792961
marriage bug

>> No.24793117

>>24792707
That's actually a huge drawback, because monsterisation is supposed to improve the woman's appearance to that of a 10/10. But most of KC's humans already are 10/10s, so it ends up looking like a sidegrade sometimes.

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>>24793039

>> No.24793128

>>24792773
"Now drink this..."

>> No.24793162

>>24792529
>That one paladin who doesn't get the message and throws cream pies into undead monsters faces.

>> No.24793170

>>24792961
I am going to indulge in her fat funbags.

>> No.24793267

>>24792961
Worst girl by far

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>>24793267
Worst post by far.

>> No.24793393

>>24793289
I agree with dumboat

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>> No.24793552

>>24792797
>Monsters don’t have the humanity to improve themselves
>A sex demon literally became the strongest monster of her generation and is poised to take over the world.
Dude what.

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>> No.24793642

>>24792880
I hated how awkward that first line was when I wrote it and I still do to this day.

>> No.24793673

gonna mount and marry a fish

>> No.24793707
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>>24793673
same but with spider

>> No.24793726

>>24793707
ah i see you've chosen to be mounted by a spider

>> No.24793730

what's your wife's long term goals?

>> No.24793751
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>>24793673

>> No.24793753

>>24793726
Yes and I'm completely fine with that

>> No.24793777

What gives you a fearboner?

>> No.24793791

>>24793777
Nothing. Fear is not arousing.

>> No.24793810

>>24793777
See this?
>>24760252
That.

>> No.24793866
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Reminder that spider mofu is the best kind of mofu.

>> No.24793876
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>> No.24793896

>>24793866
Eugh.

>> No.24793902

>>24793876
I wonder how a man who marries two nightgaunt sisters goes about things

>> No.24793930

>>24793777
Cuddles from powerful monsters.

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>>24793866
>Large breed
Couldn't have put it better myself

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>>24793866
>spider mofu is the best
I don't know about that one, chief.

>> No.24794012

>>24793777
scary monsters that can be very lewd

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>> No.24794057

>>24793751
cute belly

>> No.24794113

>>24793730
To find out more about the Pre-Dl history.

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>> No.24794154

>>24794142
Wockfag has tiny little manlet hands.

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>>24760155

>> No.24794168

>>24794142
B.F.V.M.

>> No.24794178

>>24793866
I really liked the /a/ comics about a parallel harem in the monmusu universe that was around the cop

>> No.24794225
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>>24794154
Everyone is a manlet next to Wock-san.

>> No.24794252

>>24794154
His wife is a giant.

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>> No.24794289

>>24789830
Yes, this is the ideal Automaton. Everything from the hair to her thick thighs have been carefully crafted in a way that meets my exact tastes.

>> No.24794290

>>24794271
Møøse

>> No.24794312
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Big succ.

>> No.24794440

>>24794345
what a pathetic spade and lack of wings. i give her a 0/10.

>> No.24794454
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Kiki paziuri.

>> No.24794516

>>24793404
>not "Wight deaths matter"

>> No.24794571
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>>24760155
Wonderful.

>> No.24794629

what's your dream monster girl vidya

>> No.24794657

>>24794629
Sabbath Souls

>> No.24794660
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>>24794629
This.

>> No.24794692

>>24794154
Wocks are that massive, anon.

>> No.24794743
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Kikis and shogs are overrated. Give me a draph maid.

>> No.24794790
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>>24794692
I wanna give standing cunnilingus to a wock.

>> No.24794831
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>>24793866
>spider mofu is the best kind of mofu
Wrong.

>> No.24794876

>>24794790
Great taste. That works particularly well with a Wock since she'll be more than able to reciprocate at the same time.

>> No.24794886

>>24794629
Senran Kagura but with monstergirls. Also, made by someone competent with combat, like Platinum.

>> No.24794916
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>>24794856
So much fluff to stick my face in

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