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Can you guys take care of my reimu? I need to go to the store, I'll be back in 2 hours

>> No.24741153

10 bucks an hour and I get to drink whatever from your fridge.

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Gaoooo I'm gonna eat you!

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She's stealing my crisps!

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>> No.24742084

well then clearly you need to feed her

>> No.24742162

ok. i think yukkuri are cute.

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/jp/ needs to be easy.

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>> No.24748499

i forgot how to take it easy

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>> No.24754415

Why do cute things like these always trigger some sort of desire to destroy?

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Sure thing, bro.

>> No.24762550

maybe because you're autistic

>> No.24762573

Eh, true enough.

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>> No.24764913 [DELETED] 

Reimu takes care of herself

>> No.24769803
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Keeping her well fed and comfy

>> No.24770157

you've truly embraced your inner nip

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Merry Berry!

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It's like flying in the sky!

>> No.24772839

is that a anus?

>> No.24773112

it's her mamu-mamu

>> No.24775801

she looks very happy, good job anon

>> No.24776976

So, is yukkuri fandom still alive? I remember it kinda floating around in 2013-2014, but how about now?

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Cleaning for Ozeu-sama~

>> No.24794514

well that took about as long as expected

>> No.24794540

Clean it easy!

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I don't think there has been a great deal of activity since then. Touhou reclining, etc. I haven't even been keeping track of what fanartists are drawing now.

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Yukkuris a cute. I wish I could take it easy with one.

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Patchy reading with Patchy easy.

>> No.24802118

it looks like she's writing

>> No.24802900

Yukkuris are for fellatio

>> No.24803653

This is literally like fucking a pie, I suppose.

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Take it easy today, anon!

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reimu married kin jun un

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>> No.24851201

haha does anyone imagine yukkuris having a boston accent since they also say take it easy alot

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It's been many days, but Mister Human is not coming back..

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>> No.24865016

I'm sure he'll be back soon

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>> No.24867042

wheres the good ending

>> No.24867186

Fuck off

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fuck the po lees

>> No.24867373

that is the good ending

>> No.24867553

I'll take care of her from now on.

>> No.24875008

Is anybody still updating the sim yukkuri game or the maricha game? Especially translated please and thanks
OYP has updates from like 2 years ago im looking for something more recent if its been done

>> No.24875073

Haven't seen anything of the sort. Only Yukkuri Diary is getting some recent updates. Well, if "last year" counts as 'recent'.

>> No.24875430

I'll try and make a good ending in paint.net
No promises but I'll try.

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Not him, but dude, I really thank you very much, I threw a tear
Cute happy´s Weimus and Mawisa.

>> No.24877231

Man, this is a good spot of kindness in all that kinda makes all the desire to do all the cruel stuff go away. Thanks, anon.

>> No.24877245

I can take it easy like this.

>> No.24877382

gonna have to get your gains in on your delts and traps though and do lines of prework out to hang

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>> No.24885261

wtf this is kino

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Severely based Affluent Harpsichord saves the day yet again

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>> No.24885812

Yukkuris alongside their respective 2hus.

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>> No.24889731

Kys yourself.

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>> No.24892149

Scawy mister puff je!

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Dream easy!

>> No.24909024

Yukkuri are for light bullying

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>> No.24916136

Oh shit, there goes the planet

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>Planet of the Yu.

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all reimus need to be punished!

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must punish reimu

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i punish that patchy

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Yukkuris have been taking it easy for a very long time.

>> No.24933647

Dude, just don't. Abyuse is not something that needs to be done, trust me.

>> No.24933842

what the fuck
this made me very sad, why would anyone draw that
bullying yukkuris is like bullying toddlers, they are just dumb and not to blame

>> No.24933956

You will never be this comfy.

>> No.24934334

Cute aggression is a thing

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Patchy went out into the woods today.

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yukkuri are food

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food cooked

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food served

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My wife sitting by the fireplace.

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Hanging out easy.

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>> No.24939272

it's mostly just edgy bullshit, I refuse to believe that anyone who posts yukkuri abuse is older than 12

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Dosuyukkuris are maximum easy.

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It's appealing, in some way, to the desire to destroy something nice.
Especially the way most abyuse is written, when yukkuris seemingly "deserve it".
I used to love that thing. Still do sometimes, in bad moments.
But now it's much better to just see cute little balls take it easy.

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Yukkureimus plaguing Reimu is my fetish.

>> No.24944804

it's just bean buns!

>> No.24944823

playing with food is fun , anon!

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Bait. Yukkuris are pest. That's literally the lore behind Yukkuris. Destroying them is no different from removing weeds from a lawn or clutters from your house. It embodies the same therapeutical satisfaction gained from cleaning up your house, except that trash is represented by a paste-brained and insult-hurling little object. What's not to love? Especially in how creative you can be.

>> No.24945474

Sekibanki needs to take it easy.

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They truly are.

>> No.24948874

I can't even imagine how easy a dosu that size could be.

>> No.24949702

thats just the lazy justification abusers come up with to feel good about themselves. I don’t go out of my way to torture a roach, I just crush the fucker and throw its corpse in the trash.

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Yukkuris are for high jinks and slight misfortune.

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I kinda like dosus.
They are usually this wise chief of the tribe that helps everyone take it easy, even humans.

>> No.24958911

what do you think the actual reimu and marisa think when they see someone abusing yukkuris?

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>> No.24965120

Reimu is a known abyuser

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>> No.25010168

It's like flying in the sky!

>> No.25010614

I can never get enough of them saying this for some reason.

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uh oh

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this is the first time im on jp. wha th efuc kis this please no what is hapening

>> No.25025920

Lurk more, newfriend

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Have some more.

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Considering the fact that we humans just need to consume the most basic sustenance to survive, but we have taken it upon ourselves to add flair to our food, from baking, sautéing to frying. We've turned a need into an art. We don't have to, but it becomes fulfilling.

But you do you, Mr Boring.

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Suffering naoje!

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A very responsible Reimyu!

>> No.25063095

Easy days...
Refreshing days...

>> No.25069804

There's now a paid version of the marisa game

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Uhhhh it’s been more than 2 hours now....

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Eight views of yukkuris has a paid version that includes Alice, and has been translated https://gitlab.com/yukkuritranslationthrowaway11/hakkei-translation

>> No.25156009

It's been three weeks. Mister Human is not coming back, like someone's dad from groceries.

>> No.25157823
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I want to teach a Yukkuri mathematics!

>> No.25168558

Teaching yukkuris to solve differential equations easy.

>> No.25170555

Something about the intensity of emotion is strangely enticing. It's like an autistic soap opera.

>> No.25170966

Always thought a good idea for a Yukkuri game would be a game that was like Lemmings, only half the time you're just fighting against their uncooperativeness. Trying to get them to stop breeding, fighting amongst themselves, or throwing themselves into traps chasing food food, and get to the level goal.
They spawn in the level. Exit is on the left, but there's a piece of cake to the right. They make a dash for the cake, ignoring your instructions. One of them slips, and loses it's accessory, and then a fight breaks out. You erect a wall to separate them, but the clock has ticked down, and now a Remilia has been released into the stage, and is causing havok. You could do some fun things with the idea.

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>> No.25184978

Reimus and Marisas are bottom tier yukkuri only good for feeding to based predator types

>> No.25202406

should we send a search party for Mister Human

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Me on the right.

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>> No.25263048

I'm gonna put my dick in her big yukkuri mouth and ejaculate!

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>> No.25351576

Patchoulis should be protected.

>> No.25366082

I get ptsd when i remember some of the horrifying abuse comics made by people. Gives me shivers.

>> No.25366115

Yeah this thread is giving me some trauma.

>> No.25366132

Wish I could report it honestly.

>> No.25366720

God I love abyuse

>> No.25409926

So I'm trying to download SimYukkuri
and I try to download the jar file but it keeps downloading as a zip not an executable jar file. Any ideas how to fix this?

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i draw doremi

>> No.25411831

that's very cute, anon!

>> No.25412087

She's a big yukkuri.

>> No.25412252

Sleep it easy!

>> No.25453899

No thanks

>> No.25453919

Sure I can do that.

>> No.25476030

What's your favorite Pool?

>> No.25476890

what's the quickest way to make money in 8 views of yukkuri? the food subscription is killing me.

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>> No.25478937

Cloaca, actually.

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Can a kind anon translate this?

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I realized something a few months ago.....Fluffy Ponies are QUITE LITERALLY just the western equivalent of Yukkuri. Let me clarify this for those not in the know.

Fluffy Ponies (or more commonly referred to as Fluffies) are pretty much to /mlp/ equivalent of Yukkuri.

Essentially the same
-act the same
-are just as stupid
-most content is abuse
-one in particular is more well known and infamous (in this case Yukkuri Reimu and Flufflepuff)
-both enjoy spaghetti
The only difference is
-unlike yukkuri Fluffies cannot regenerate and are infact more animals than anything
-yes all your fucking pony variants from /mlp/ are there as well
-originated in the west as opposed to japan

Your welcome for this knowledge. If you want to investigate further, there is a booru for fluffy shit.

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this was talked about back when the fluffy shit first started, they started from /co/ greentexts so i wouldn't be surprised if some brony who browsed yukkuri threads here started it

>> No.25488652

What in the god damned fuck did I walk into? Wtf is this thread?

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the result of building a fandom around an anon fucking up an ascii image 12 years ago

>> No.25488934

Take it easy, Anon.

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I figure I'd post this MSPaint doodle here since you all like yukkuri

>> No.25503396

>12 years ago
I thought it was older.

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>> No.25504168

Thank you, Remilia is best yukkuri

>> No.25509073

So I’m not the only one who has made this comparison.

>it started on /co/
Really now? Thought it started on /mlp/. But your assumption is likely correct.

>> No.25556522

very cute

>> No.25574189

thanks, I think I'll doodle more.

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>> No.25574536

Sleep while snuggling a Yukkuri.

>> No.25574737

Anon has been gone for a month and we've run out of food. And Reimu looks really delicious right now. Yukkuri don't mind if you just take a couple bites right?

>> No.25574841

Please be patient, Mister Human will come back, just you wait!

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>> No.25575090

Mister Human is dead, and we will be too if you don't surrender your bean paste to me.

>> No.25580985

I don't get the ending

>> No.25581196

Get the fuck out

>> No.25584329

Mister Human promised to take them in to raise their hopes up, and then never came back.

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wholeheartedly based

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>> No.25593882

Great drawing, anon. I wish I were even 1/4 as good as you are.
Asking for a Yukari.

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Thanks Anon
>Great drawing, anon. I wish I were even 1/4 as good as you are.
Just take it easy and keep drawing, you'll get better and I'll definitely try drawing Yukari even if I prefer Remi

>> No.25603771

I've actually been thinking about making a yukkuri game of my own, I've been waiting for a good one since 2008 but it seems I've been taking it too easy. All the ones I've tried have kind of shit interfaces and they're not very cute.

I'm probably going to use the free Godot engine unless people here know of a better free one?

>> No.25605071

People who abuse, or want to abuse, cute things disgust me.

>> No.25608372

What kind of game do you want to make?

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waiting for mister to come back easy

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A cute pet raising sim, but with AI good enough that the kind of "dumb yukkuri stories" that are in various stories can be done. Maybe try to make them do puzzles?
I don't mind the abuse stories, but I think the game would be better without it.

>> No.25610922

Imagine hitting that nest with a flamethrower.

>> No.25617603

That's no fun.
Set one of them with a lighter, or even a match, and look and enjoy how it sets everyone and everything on fire itself as it desperately runs and rolls trying to put down the fire and others catching the fire as well by trying to help her in a chain reaction. Wouldn't that be more fun?

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Lord... Forgive me for what I am about to do......

>> No.25621181



You know objectively speaking yukkuri are horrifying right. its a lump of flesh colored dough with an oversized mouth and eyes but no nose or ears. Whose "canon" voice is either robotic or so slurred it can barely be considered human language. If a yukkuri hopped in front of somebody on the street that person would be freaked the fuck out by the uncanny valley of the thing.

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mister bus is taking his time...
(it's just a bench in the park)

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>its a lump of flesh colored dough with an oversized mouth and eyes but no nose or ears
>If a yukkuri hopped in front of somebody on the street that person would be freaked the fuck out by the uncanny valley of the thing
That kinda goes without saying anon. Most things drawn in a “anime-style” would look horrifying if it’s appearance was translated to reality on a 1-to-1 basis, so I’d say that you’re more critiquing the art-style than anything else

>> No.25622513

You're right. Just light one up and throw it in.

>> No.25622557

What would the big one do if I set it on fire? Would it still run around like a beheaded chicken?

>> No.25625419

But they aren't real. They're cute, childlike, almost completely harmless creatures that just want to take it easy.It's like beating a dog just because you don't like dogs and think they're gross. It sickens me to my core.

>> No.25626694

I will never be this comfy.

>> No.25626716

They are sometimes cute and "childlike" and they are also sometimes invasive pests who destroy everything they touch with zero regard for any other creature. They are sometimes creatures that can't be reasoned with and must be destroyed. And those depictions are just as valid because they are fictional creatures.
Also alot of people don't care about yukkuri abuse because yukkuri are so far removed from any actual living thing most people don't have a baseline in their minds to compare it to. Like if you can't compare it to a dog, it can communicate with humans (albeit poorly) through speech and also displays human concepts like "greed" and "envy" which repulses people because we hate those concepts in people let alone this "other thing" , but it also can't be compared to a child because of the fact they are literally made of processed food stuffs and do not have a body that conforms to any sort of natural logic.

tl;dr Lighten up, its a fictional manju with a bad attitude subjected to physical comedy. Nothing actually died or was harmed its just a drawing.

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At this point I'm gonna just dump my Yukkuri doodles here
Personally, I hate abyuse and feel that it's morally fucked but I know that it can't be helped. It's a part of yukkuri and it can't be helped.

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I named the file wrong.

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>Asking for a Yukari.
Here you go, hope you like. See you all in three days due to my own idiocy

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>> No.25629790

On a logical level I agree with you, it is just a drawing. I'm not even the type to rail against loli or anything like that. But something about abyuse just forms a pit in my stomach.

>> No.25633560

Nice colours!

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>> No.25637504

I didn't think you'd take me seriously.
It's wonderful, anon. I couldn't have asked for better.
Where can I see more of your drawings? Is there any such place?

>Just take it easy and keep drawing, you'll get better
Is that how you did it? How did you start, anon? Did you follow any particular guides or something of the sort at first?
I know just keep drawing is what works but it's just such a vague kind of advice when one's starting... The kind that only works when you've already got a base to stand on.

>See you all in three days due to my own idiocy
W-What did you do?

>> No.25638240

>Is there any such place
Yes, but it's mostly nsfw stuff. The kind of nsfw that's pretty niche and not smiled upon It's not like gore, loli, shota or furry shit though I just like to draw cutesy stuff on my freetime though.
>How did you start, Anon?
Thanks Anon, for me I just drew what I wanted but also made sure to incorporate some form of practice; be it coloring, texture or line weight. Look at references and see what other artists do and try to build off of that. It's also best to figure out what you want to draw before hand when you start before branching out into other stuff. Personally, for beginners I say first make sure you have a good grasp at sketching, basic perspectives and detailing. Also try to build a portfolio of things you can draw in your brain, like do you know how to draw a cake? A car? Reimu's bow? It makes things easier, for me at least. I'm not too good at giving advice so I hope this help, never give up!
>W-What did you do?
accidentally posted a wip of said porn because I accidently named the file the same as the remi comic without realizing. It was porn of the Knight.

>> No.25650232

Oh, I looked at the archives and saw it.
Does such a thing have a market even if it's niche? Or is it just for your own personal enjoyment?

>incorporate some form of practice; be it coloring, texture or line weight.
>for beginners I say first make sure you have a good grasp at sketching, basic perspectives and detailing
See, that's the problem I always have when reading all the advice. I have no idea what any of that means or and much less how it's applied on practice. How do I start practicing any of those things? How do I know I'm actually practicing them properly? Am I just supposed to just get the tablet and draw shit randomly until I "get it" and "it works"? How do I know when "it works"?

>Also try to build a portfolio of things you can draw in your brain, like do you know how to draw a cake? A car? Reimu's bow? It makes things easier, for me at least.
Now this is actually something I've never heard before and it actually makes a ton of sense now. You say you aren't good at giving advice but this is really good advice in my opinion.
It almost makes me want to ask you for some way to contact you so I can beg you to become my teacher or something.

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>Oh, I looked at the archives and saw it.
How the hell am I not banned? Uh, it's a mix of both there's definitely a good group of people that enjoy it but I more so draw it for myself. I kinda regret getting too deep in joining the community [I.E discord] at times. I should've just stuck to being a solo twitter user.

>Am I just supposed to just get the tablet and draw shit randomly until I "get it" and "it works"? How do I know when "it works"?
Yeah I can understand that to be honest, from my experience it was unfortunately randomly drawing stuff that I liked and then realizing that what I drew did not look good and then improving on it somehow. It sorta comes naturally? As for knowing when it begins to work and if your skills have improved, it just begins to show when you compare your old art to new ones. Like, if your color looks kinda boring go look for some references and try those out like using pink and shading with a purple for nice contrast, stuff like that. See an artist try out textures and shading methods, try that out and put your own personal touch. One of my rules for references is; See something cool, try it but don't straight copy it. Though as for some advice, I'd say you should focus more on traditional art like actual pen and pencils before moving onto digital or at least do both frequently cause doing only digital and never or rarely doing traditional kinda spoils you, at least that's what happened to me. My traditional art and digital art look completely different and terms of quality desu

>You say you aren't good at giving advice but this is really good advice in my opinion.
>It almost makes me want to ask you for some way to contact you so I can beg you to become my teacher or something.
Thanks Anon, I'm not too confident when it comes to that sorta thing. Talking about art, drawing in general stuff like that. Don't know if you'd actually want to contact me though or that's just a compliment Posting my favorite Yukkuri image.

>> No.25652466

Never trust an abuse poster. Aggressive catharsis is a myth! Acts of aggression lead to more and worse aggression! They have fallen so far into the pit of senseless violence that they will try to gaslight you! Don't fall for it!!!

>> No.25669121

>Don't know if you'd actually want to contact me though or that's just a compliment
I was only half-joking but I wouldn't particularly be opposed to try to make a friend.

>> No.25669588

eh that sounds a little hyperbolised dude, they're just edgelords

>> No.25670292

Dangerously based

>> No.25676018

Ah, in that case do you have a contact I could use like twitter DMs?

>> No.25694124

I really like the Lemmings idea

>> No.25698897

Aren't disembodied heads funny?

>> No.25705199

yukkuri diary still have a PC version?

>> No.25724765
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Reimu always wanted to be in the spotlight.

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>> No.25756261

if you gave a yukkuri a short haircut, would it ever grow back or would it stay like that forever?

>> No.25756471

It becomes a rare shiny

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Also obligatory torture follow up post.

>> No.25762435

What a cute Reimu

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>> No.25783366

That hurt

>> No.25791705

someone show this to 2ch

>> No.25817027

Perhaps someone could translate it all back to jap

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>> No.25839875

Let her out

>> No.25844313

I will call the pest control on these yukkuris

>> No.25847671

A lot of mental illness here I see.

>> No.25857131

why do they have poop inside them

>> No.25857216

man i hope kiriraitaa is doing ok these days

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>> No.25885190

I think trapping would be much easier to clean up.

>> No.25911467

pls no yukkuri abuse

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>If a yukkuri hopped in front of somebody on the street that person would be freaked the fuck out by the uncanny valley of the thing.
they'd be plenty cute
>Whose "canon" voice is either robotic
only true scummers consider that robot shit to be canon

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mister anons can't take it easy, time for punishment, face marisa's 100% sure kill puff puff no ze!

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reminder, gurofags are worse than furries

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Is for unlimited food supply!!! Eat it easy!

>> No.25931000

I want to amass dozens or possibly hundreds of yukkuris of different types, preferably with lively personalities, arrange them all in my bedroom, and teach them to sing "Easy days, refreshing days" 24/7, at different tempos and starting times, and all making different mistakes with the lyrics and tune, making sure my days and nights are the easiest and most refreshing ever.


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No one can defeat Marisa's puff puff!

>> No.25945948

>it's mostly just edgy bullshit
its a fetish normalfag. people jerk it to this.

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easy mister centipede

>> No.25946944

>300 poasts soon.

Mr. Human is coming back soon, now, right? Right?

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oni chan you're back!!!!

>> No.25955053

Kiss Yukkuri!

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>> No.25958282

Yeah, but not to killing, that's sadistic. If you actually want to do that, that makes you a fucked up sick psychopath.

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>> No.25961437

Good Lord.

>> No.25963931
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is the reason youmus say dick because myon looks like a sperm cell?

>> No.25964129

isnt it a sign of an underdeveloped amygdala

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Not true. You'd be surprised by the advances we've made in killing people over the span of thousands of years of warfare. It's pretty much an art.

>> No.25974766

I love the classic smile-scowl expression. I wish more artists would use it.

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>> No.25975658 [DELETED] 

I halp.


Take it easy!

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Doing poo poo in this thread easy~

>> No.25977387

why is this thread being reposted to other boards?

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>> No.25977726

you haven't noticed that /jp/'s overrun by redditards from /a/, /v/ and /pol/, funneled in through the vtuber threads?

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>> No.25979683

Well, shit, someone's got nothing better to do.

>> No.25980682

Marisa did as well!

>> No.25981158

oh god i love them i want to slowly crush them to death

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Oh no, if Patchy breathes in the spores - she dies!

>> No.25985859

It's redbean jelly you buffon.

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Mr Human needs a translation easy!
Otherwise his scum yukkuri won't ever be disciplined property and just be scum until he sets them on fire in frustruation!

>> No.26009395

Does anyone has a mega link for the full game? I'd like to try it to see if there's a big difference with the demo. I don't know if fucking with yukkuris is worthy of 10 bucks

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>> No.26019691

I know that each of these creatures are different flavors but was there any reason each had the flavor they were assigned to?

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>> No.26066826
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What are your favorite type of yukkuri?

>> No.26067303

Sekibanki, of course.

>> No.26068265
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These two.

>> No.26068301

If Yukkuri were real I would probably want a Remi but I wouldn't be big on buying other yukkuri for her to stalk and eat. Which would be a bad thing. She would need to hunt and feed based on her natural instincts as a predator. Maybe an Aya and a Meiling.

>> No.26068316

ones that scream when they die

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>> No.26072954

When/why is that her emote/sound/catchphrase?

>> No.26072992

Honestly I think the reason for that has been lost to history, unless any Anons here know.

>> No.26073474

I wonder how they respond to Sekibanki's heads.

>> No.26073960

based aldrich faithful

>> No.26074153

Yukkuri abuse is toothless these days. Artists draw them as grotesque looking pest that shit and piss everywhere. The shock factor is all gone. Just look at the ゆ虐 tag on pixiv.

>> No.26075674

so they deserve the abuse?

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It's like flying in the sky!

>> No.26080921

Sure man

>> No.26081970

You look at these cute and innocent creatures who literally can't harm anyone and tell me if they deserve abuse. I sweat to god all these abusefags should be rounded and put against a wall.

>> No.26082372

Yukkuri cum jar...

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We need more U-pack art.

>> No.26083572

i'm trying to find it in the archives, people were already accepting it as typical youmu behavior as early as october of 2008, if i find the origin i'll post it in this thread

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back in july 2008 an anon was making an encylopedia of all his yukkuri knowledge, youmu's catchphrase was already a thing at this point

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opinion from back when yukkuri weren't even around for half a year yet.

>> No.26085732

I always liked the idea that old yukkureimus would get all jaded and sarcastic.

>> No.26087757

Mister Human needs to hurry or his reimu will be gone!

>> No.26106257

This thread is about to take the big easy~

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found the origin, it comes from a modified ascii art of myon by futaba

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Brilliant detective work anon

>> No.26117396

Ez does it

>> No.26117581

Mister Human's Reimu is mine now!