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2472957 No.2472957 [Reply] [Original]

let's say you won 500 million dollars.

will you still keep up with your everyday weeaboo lifestyle?

>> No.2472963

Obviously.

>> No.2472968

yes but now I would be able to afford doujins figures and all the other neat crap.

>> No.2472971

Put it in a high interest account and live off the interest.

>> No.2472975

>>2472971

inb4 hyperinflation

>> No.2472978

Yes, only living in an apartment instead of my parents house.

>> No.2472977

>>2472957
No.

I would change it to living the Ken Akamatsu lifestyle.

>> No.2472981

I'd be pretty busy with flying over the world, sky diving, buying little girl's virginitys and the like, but in my spare time, maybe.

>> No.2472983

>>2472978
You'd be better off living in your own house. Paying rent is stupid.

>> No.2472996

>>2472983
An entire house to myself seems like a bit of a waste, but you make a point with the whole rent deal. Maybe if I could find something small enough.

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>>2472971
that sounds pretty secu...
...aaaand its gone

>> No.2473002
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2473002

All that would change is my car would run better.

Also I could afford better booze.

>> No.2473012

Live off interest. One of my dreams is having no money worries. Just thinking about how I need money and how to get it, makes me rage.

>>2472996
Bungalow.

>> No.2473017

>>2473002
What he said, plus a PS3 and a better computer

>> No.2473024

I'll be able to buy figures, doujins, consoles and games and all that crap, but I'll still be living the same old life. Well, maybe a car so I have my own mode of transport. Maybe I can buy an apartment complex or something and have people rent, or other forms of investment.

>> No.2473028

>>2472996
Houses come in different sizes. You could always get something like a 2/2 townhouse or a condo or something.

>> No.2473025

>>2473017

>a PS3

I have one. It doesn't have any games.

>> No.2473023

>>little girl's virginity

Holy shit. You stooped above and beyond the weeaboo limit

>> No.2473040

>>2473023
That's a pedo thing, not a weeaboo thing.

>> No.2473043

I'll keep up with my weeaboo lifestyle in the French Riviera.

>> No.2473140

>>2473043
But then you'd be a weabeau

>> No.2473144

yeah i would stop working all together

>> No.2473153

I'd buy a huge monitor and an awesome sound system to play touhou and watch anime on, but other than that I don't think much would change. I'd probably buy a mansion somewhere in the backwaters so I don't have to deal with people, and maybe go traveling.

>> No.2473166

>>2473140
The pun. It's painful.

>> No.2473168

Yup. I'd also keep working and keep going to university.

I'd just get my own place and a nice car.

>> No.2473185

I'd get a big house with a gate and hire a cute redhead with nice legs as a guard.

>> No.2473199

More than ever. I don't plan to work for the rest of my life. Once I have a large enough savings, I'm moving to a third world country were I can live off of that for the rest of my life. 500mil would just mean I could live very comfortably in America while doing nothing for the rest of my days.

>> No.2473205

SUPER NEET LIFE.

>> No.2473210

I'd build a grand /jp/ mansion and then invite many /jp/ Anons and tripfriends to live in said mansion.

>> No.2473211

Dreaming and wishing for that is free.

B-but.. ;_;

>> No.2473213

>>2473210
Even me?

>> No.2473216

Nice house, nice car, underground hydroponic garden.

Faster internet/better AV steup.

I'd probably give travel a shot, but I think i'm a shutin weeaboo at heart.

>> No.2473223

With that much money, I will get Blizzard to develop World of Gensokyo.

>> No.2473219

I'd pay for my education, get a house and have my own library in my study. I'd also buy top of the line appliances and build a shed for my tools. I would also buy a luxury car and start buying real estate.

>> No.2473248

Yes. I'll buy some high-end audio gear and hire a maid though.

>> No.2473296

>>2473223
you'd be doing god's work.

>> No.2473311

>>2473210
What happened to that yacht idea with /jp/ Anons?

Boat full of travelling musicians, fuck yeah.

>> No.2473316

Sure, I'd be a super rich NEET and spend about 10 million a year.

>> No.2473345

No, I'd be too busy having sex with chicks, perhaps even two at the same time.

>> No.2473346
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>>2473311
Janitor-san didn't like those threads, if I remember right. I'm all for a high sea adventure with /jp/ though.

>> No.2473348

Build an ironman suit

>> No.2473370

>>2473345
But...you only have one penis...how would you go about pleasuring two females at the same time?

>> No.2473374

What can you do with 7 billion dollars that you can't do with 5?

>> No.2473375

>>2473311
>>2473346
Don't do that, it will only lead to bans, quite possibly of the permanent kind.

>> No.2473379

I own something like 200 mil $.
And a yacht.

I'm an investment banker

>> No.2473381

>>2473370
If you have play enough eroge and watch enough hentai, doing 2 girls is easy. I mean you can even pleasure 3 or 4.
Lets see, cock goes in 1, mouth in another, and you have 2 free hand to pleasure 2 more.

>> No.2473416

>>2473381
+2 feet.

>> No.2473422

>>2473379

Tell us poor people how to become rich. I don't even care how hard it is. I hate being poor.

>> No.2473429

>>2473422
Buy low, sell high.

>> No.2473445

>>2473422
Create original content that can garner enough popularity and even its own convention.
Then sell them out to huge corporation for massive $$$ instead keeping them like Zun.

>> No.2473456

>>2473429

But if you're poor, you can't even buy. Then what?

>> No.2473463

i'd probably travel more and get out more to fulfill my material desires, but otherwise yes i'd still be fairly weeaboo. probably more so because i'd have money available.

>> No.2473465

>>2473456
Make a loan. Though now you might have some problems with that.

>> No.2473470

>will you still keep up with your everyday weeaboo lifestyle?

You bet.
Even more so actually as I don't have much money.
I could actually go to a college and take japanese language courses, I could even go to the otakon conventions.
I've never been to otakon but I'd love to go.
Is 4chan still barred from otakon?

Also, although not really related to keeping up a weeaboo lifestyle, I'd donate 15 mil or so to that guy to finally fucking make megaman legends 3, as well as go to E3 which is opening back up to the public and party down.

>> No.2473468

I'd just be a NEET who lives his live everyday in front of his computer, with n care for the rest of the world, completely content with surfing the internet, trolling /jp/, and hanging to absolutely no hope in a brighter future but his 2D waifu, who is 500 million dollars richer. Yeah, it's paradise.

>> No.2473485

>>2473422
ch3ck out tha movies Oceans 11 and them sorts

they know 4ll tha trickz in th4 books

>> No.2473491

>>2473422
You need a talent, skills or failing that education to boost your pay grade. Then find a job.

Alternatively trade.

Or luck out on the lottery/other thing.

>> No.2473499

>>2473491
Or rig the lottery.

>> No.2473511

rob a banks foolz0rs

>> No.2473512

Start up my own animation company and hire good writers/animators to do all the work. Then, my lifestyle can become part of my work. Income mainly comes from merchandising and limited edition sales cos' I know you fuckers will torrent my shit shows anyway.

>> No.2473522

>you won 500 million dollars.

HOLY SHIT MOTHER OF GOD, I DON'T NEED TO WORK ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd finally become a NEET.

>> No.2473546

>>2473499
Right, forgot that.
'luck' out the lottery.

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2473666

Did you guys DC or something?

>> No.2473673

I'd quit my job and get a house, but other than that nothing would change except I would have more money for figures and stuff. Also, I would have a dinosaur skeleton in my living room.

>> No.2473677

I'd live it up in Akiba buying whatever the hell I want, taking private Japanese lessons until I learn it, and hire a moe looking schoolgirl to be my maid. (I wouldn't do anything H with her, and she would do actual maid work.)

>> No.2473675

>>2472957

I buy arcades and put an arcade stop, then I buy thousands of fields, plant apples, cherries and grapes, create my own wine business and sell the apples and cherries overseas, eventually getting even more money.

after some years I have my own industry of agricultural production, and just keep expanding industrially from there.

>> No.2473679

Yes I would. Only I'd be a rich NEET. I'd buy my parents a new home and give them enough money to retire. Then I'd build my own place somewhere and get my dream bathroom built. I'd buy all the figs and shit I can't afford to now. And with that much money, I don't need social skills to get laid. So casual sex shouldn't be hard. Or I'd just hire a hot maid and pay her extra to fuck me.

>> No.2473680

>Put it in a high interest account and live off the interest.

I'd also keep the 1 million and buy new stuff like a HDTV and PS3/Xbox/Wii kick ass PC and thats about it. Oh yeah also games for the systems. Also a new washing machine and new fridge a new oven, air conditioning would be really nice! I cant think of anything more.

>> No.2473687

The real question is, would you still pirate vns?

>> No.2473695

I bet you will start to think about producing your ideal animu or gayme. what would you animoot? i'd love to watch Wanko to Kurasou animooted!
by production I.G.

>> No.2473696

>>2473687
Actually I'd have a modded Xbox, PS3 and Wii. Games cost ridiculously much. It'd buy the really god ones but the rest can fuck off.

I'd still buy my games here http://g2play.pl/l/en.html

>> No.2473697

>>2473695
I'd fund a Tsukihime anime.

>> No.2473700

Since I'm playing I'd commission an hentai anime that has 26 episodes and has the same story as a VN. With good sex scenes and slice of life and everything.

>> No.2473708

>>2473700
Don't we call those OVA?
I mean some OVA has sex and a good storyline. It might not be that explicit though.

>> No.2473710

>>2473700
26 episodes? That's not enough to do cover several routes. I'd also like to do that but the only way to animate a non-linear anime would be to split the anime at a certain point into different routes

>> No.2473717

I'd buy 4chan from moot and delete all the shit boards, like /jp/.

>> No.2473719

>>2473710
Well i was actually thinking more like 26 episodes per route. No bullshit splitting. Stick with a route and make a anime about it, then make a season two and make a different route etc..

>> No.2473732

>>2473717
moot would never sell out 4chan!

>> No.2473739

>>2472957
I'd donate most of it to charity and hope that'll redeem my horrible life, at least partially. Then, it's business as usual.

Also, lookin' kind of long there, Kyou.

>> No.2473740

>>2473732
With 500 million dollars i could kill him over 9000 times. And just buy the server of whoever.

>> No.2473748

>>2473719
Would you make it first-person to retain the "IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN AN ANIME" feel?

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I'd pay anime studios to make a crossover animu.

Pic related

>> No.2473755

>>2473748
Depends on the cost. And how the male character behaves and looks like.

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