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Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:35:08 2009 No.2471781 [Reply] [Original]

Witches don't work this way...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:37:08 2009 No.2471794 File: 64 KB, 500x646, marisa1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Witches don't work, period!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:38:08 2009 No.2471802 >>2471794 But if they did, they probably would be lesbians. So we might as well see some pictures of lesbian witches. There might be a clue in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:39:08 2009 No.2471804 File: 125 KB, 600x620, 1209698321105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2471794 That sort of attitude... it's unacceptable, isn't it? Allow me to motivate you.

Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:40:08 2009 No.2471808
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>>2471794
Well of course not. They don't have to.

Except for Alice, she has to work her ass off to carry on the facade that she's not really working that hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:42:08 2009 No.2471821 File: 168 KB, 420x479, 1232716125221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2471802 >But if they did, they probably would be lesbians. Actually, real witches craved for the gigantic penis of Satan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:43:08 2009 No.2471823 >>2471804 You're not a witch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:44:08 2009 No.2471824 >>2471794 But Marisa actually keeps to a strong work ethic just to keep up with Reimu's natural talent, so yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:44:08 2009 No.2471825 >>2471821 Well, I mean, I bet Satan likes threesomes. And you might as well start without him in case he shows up.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 22 20:45:08 2009 No.2471830 File: 86 KB, 418x591, 4fb3f8b0ef235baff89fbc46951d162ce0a18856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2471821 >Satan's Gigantic Cock WHERE IS THE COCK ANONYMOUS YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE ENORMOUS THROBBING COCK ON SATAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:46:08 2009 No.2471842 >>2471830 As in the DEVIL, not silly named pets.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 22 20:47:08 2009 No.2471845 File: 876 KB, 1536x2048, 4fb3f8b0ef235baff89fbc46951d162ce0a18856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2471842 A devil? Well, she certainly is one. I still don't see the gigantic cock that Anon promised me though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:48:08 2009 No.2471846 File: 135 KB, 406x460, patch4723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here we see a lazy bendeco who mooches off of a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:48:08 2009 No.2471847 >>2471845 >>2471830 Satan hides her Giant Cock of Wrath for the most part. To date, she has only impaled Kanon with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:49:08 2009 No.2471851 so are we trolling wicca? because that is so much more fun in real life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:52:08 2009 No.2471862 >>2471851 Oh god, my brother was a Wicca for a portion of his life. I trolled him by saying the gods he worshiped had nothing on Odin. Fuck yeah, Odin.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 22 20:52:08 2009 No.2471865 >>2471851 >wiccans I agree with the IRL trolling part. That's hysterical.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 20:59:08 2009 No.2471897 >>2471862 Heretic. The one true god is Horus, the avenging god.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:00:08 2009 No.2471898 File: 38 KB, 600x600, NUZ Iahgnahs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never had much luck with trolling a Wiccan. Guess it didn't help that while she claimed she was Wiccan, she was actually just a goth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:01:08 2009 No.2471904 File: 99 KB, 516x800, odin-large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2471897 Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of Sleipnir thundering across the plains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:02:08 2009 No.2471908 >>2471904 Fuck year. Where da Valkyrie at

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 22 21:04:08 2009 No.2471919 File: 732 KB, 2000x2300, 4fb3f8b0ef235baff89fbc46951d162ce0a18856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2471908 Chilling with the Nornir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:05:08 2009 No.2471922 Hmmm, Valhalla seems a like a nice place to chill and have a drink.

Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:07:08 2009 No.2471931

>>2471862

My 15 year old sister went up to my dad about 3 months ago and told him she was a Wiccan and wanted to explore her spirituality. My dad didn't know what to say and I guess he was used to spoiling her so he didn't do anything about it. But when my mom heard about it she slapped her across the face and told her to grow up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:09:08 2009 No.2471941 File: 51 KB, 646x505, Scrn.0022 17.35.58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2471931 no imaginary friends allowed, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:11:08 2009 No.2471952 File: 1.67 MB, 240x176, 1233016782916.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2471931 That's a way to educate children I aprove of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:12:08 2009 No.2471957 >>2471931 Let me guess, your mom is a Christfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:15:08 2009 No.2471965 >>2471957 No. We're Chinese. We just don't tolerate bullshit religions. Why the fuck do you think China cracks down on Falun Gong so much?

Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:16:08 2009 No.2471967

>>2471957
I have no kids, and I'm an atheist.

Having said that, if I had children and one of them declared "I'm a Wiccan" some morning, my reaction would be the same as if she'd suddenly announced she was joining the Moonies or the Scientologists, or the Baptists.

I'd Falcon Punch her in the cunt and tell her to shut her whore mouth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:17:08 2009 No.2471969 If you want to troll IRL magicians, Wiccans are easy mode. Try Chaos magicians or Hermetic fellows if you want a challenge. Thelema is only a bit harder than wicca.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:17:08 2009 No.2471970 File: 174 KB, 577x820, Youmu_Marine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2471957 Who cares? Politheism is far more filled with bullshit than monotheism will ever be. Believe in the God Empreror, heathen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:17:08 2009 No.2471971 >>2471941 UUUuuuuuuuuu........... BEATRICE EXISTS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:28:08 2009 No.2472020 >>2471965 Ah, I see. Does your mom happen to have a shrine with a statue of a man with a red face and a halberd/spear in her house?

Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:28:08 2009 No.2472023

>>2471969
Been there, done that. I'm a veteran of the great 2003 flamewar between alt.magick and sci.skeptic. It was EPIC. Shit was SO cash. "Magicians" were SO pwned, to the point where one particularly egregious "wizard" was threatening to call the cops on someone who'd pointed out some of the holes in his arguments and accuse him of pedophilia. Which begs the question of why he didn't, ya know, turn him into a newt.

Anyway. Go to Google Groups and read up. Many lulz were had.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:29:08 2009 No.2472030 File: 20 KB, 369x314, A witch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2472023 >Which begs the question of why he didn't, ya know, turn him into a newt. He would have gotten better anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:33:08 2009 No.2472046 File: 166 KB, 850x680, sample-380fe86787cd62e8d6e2047c20a7ae91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2472020 That's more of a Taiwanese thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:33:08 2009 No.2472047 >>2472020 No. She grew up in a Catholic School before she emigrated to the US. She's more or less a Catholic that doesn't go to church.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:34:08 2009 No.2472049 File: 110 KB, 580x568, 24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more delicious Beatrice

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:36:08 2009 No.2472059 File: 475 KB, 710x602, 89ddf86ad22a075c6ce25b2076504145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2472049 Hear hear.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:37:08 2009 No.2472068 File: 756 KB, 1200x900, 1235054214136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2472049 Bern's better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:38:08 2009 No.2472077 >>2472023 omg o.O so epic ^^ XD

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:40:08 2009 No.2472090 File: 178 KB, 600x562, a784cc976b4d5578e76ad181ff2e3c1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2472068 I liked her better when she was called Tittyrika.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:40:08 2009 No.2472092 >>2472068 you seem to have misspelled lambdadelta

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:44:08 2009 No.2472108 >>2472023 This is confusing to me. Why would a /jp/ denizen criticize magic? It may be the only way to go to Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:46:08 2009 No.2472119 File: 486 KB, 920x1000, 1239074518901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2472108 No it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:46:08 2009 No.2472120 >>2472023 Link us, I can't find it. No, I didn't really look very hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:46:08 2009 No.2472121 >>2472108 MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST. THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS WITCHES. UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous Wed Apr 22 21:52:08 2009 No.2472146
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>>2472119
POINT TAKEN

It's probably faster, though. Clearly somebody got through with it. Now that I mention it, I did actually meet a magician in real life who resembled Maribel in a way...

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 22 22:19:08 2009 No.2472219 File: 95 KB, 480x640, umineko_hhhhnng.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No. THIS is how witches work: fullfilling bizarre loli-kneesitting-domination fetishes.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Apr 22 22:21:08 2009 No.2472230 >>2472219 Feeding tiny loli witches pudding from a jeweled spoon and cup counts as fetish material? Amazing!

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