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246497 No.246497 [Reply] [Original]

What the hell is wrong with this man?

>> No.246504

Sex makes babies.

>> No.246508
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246508

He's retarded. Stockings are so hot.

>> No.246511

Is that seriously the only complaint you have with Shirou's thinking?

>> No.246515
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246515

are best.

>> No.246526

He wants her to take them off so he can wear them. That's what I'd like to believe, anyway.

>> No.246528

>>246504
Thanks for the lesson, Anon.

>> No.246541

Should have been Lancer having sex with every woman in the game.

>> No.246546
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246546

I...I... I WAS CONFUSED!
MY pants were suddenly to tight, and I felt strange, and the flash from sakura's camera was blinding me!

>> No.246571

>>246546
> flash from sakura's camera was blinding me!
lolwot

>> No.246583

"I'm taking your viginity, Tohsaka."

SHIROU, YOU SMOOTH TALKER, YOU.

>> No.246602

>>246583

Not like she had any use for it.

>> No.246604

I was a bit disgusted since the entire scene was dubbed by Message.

>> No.246611

>>246604

Yeah, I lost my boner after
"I'm taking your virginity Tohshaka isn't dat veird??"

>> No.246616

>>246583
LOL no u dont

>> No.246618

HER TENSE BODY IS NOW A RIPE FRUIT.
I PUSH IN WITH MY PENIS.

Oh, Nasu. You never disappoint.

>> No.246625

>>246618

I could only think of Melon Fuck at that point.

>> No.246633
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>> No.246636

For some reason, her calling Shirou an idiot at her climax was the hottest part.

>> No.246666

Men with true taste prefer stockings.

>> No.246685

Dumbest part of this.

"Are you sure, you're not wet yet Tohsaka"
"PUT IT IN"
*puts in*
"OH GOD IT HURTS"

>> No.246698

>>246666
Signed

>> No.246699

>>246685

I LOLED, AND THEN I HAD A RAPE FANTASY

>> No.246713

I personally like the picture where it looks like Shirou is hauling Rin into the air by the legs. Shirou is a BEAST man, a BEAST.

>> No.246743

UBW isn't the Tohsaka route at all. Fuck, she barely appears, and her only events are hopelessly shoehorned in.

Remember how in Fate, Shirou endlessly wondered about Saber, and his feelings about her and whatnot? Yeah, none of that shit with Rin. No, in UBW, Shirou has something else on his mind. The beautiful swords of Archer.

I swear, every scene had a bit where Shirou would essentially think, "Yeah I should should save people, and hey it's tohsaka and hey DAMN, ARCHER'S SWORDS ARE FIIIIINE. MAN, I WISH I HAD SWORDS LIKE THAT. SO PERFECT, SO EXQUISITE IN EVERY DETAIL..."

Honestly, I'm surprised there wasn't a Shirou/Swords H scene instead.

>> No.246749

>>246743

He'd reinforce them with his cum.

>> No.246753

still doesn't beat shiki fucking ciel's ass so hard that part of his groin went in the first time they had sex

>> No.246754

>>246743

I liked the fact that Lancer and Assassin had loads more character in UBW.

The Tiger Dojo's said that UBW was Shirou's route anyway.

>> No.246762

>>246685
I heard that some Japanese girls are, in fact, about this ignorant about sexoring. Yeah. Self-identified frigidity and all that, doing things with cocks only because it's supposed to be a part of the relationship.

>>246633
This is how actual Japanese people think.

>> No.246776

We need a real Rin route.

I heard HF is more of a Rin route.

>> No.246792

>>246762

no, it's how Nasu, who is very clearly a ronery virgin, thinks

>> No.246822

>>246776
Heaven's Feel = Sakura and illya route

>> No.246827
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246827

I would stick it in.

Where?

Who cares?

>> No.246832

>>246827

THESE PERFECT TWIN SWORDS CAPTIVATE ME WITH THEIR BEAUTY I CANNOT HELP BUT TO HOLD THEM

>> No.246839

>>246685
What IS with japan and J-j-j-jamming it in? BLOOD WAS NOT INTENDED AS A LUBRICANT.

>> No.246853

>>246839
"I can coat my parts with blood and then you can push up against my corpse."

>> No.246874

>>246853
Wait, what?

>> No.246885

HF h-scene(s)>2nd Fate h-scene>1st Fate h-scene>UBW h-scene

That is all I have to say. And I havent even played HF.

>> No.246899

>>24683

And it was like the worst H-scene ever for it too. Once she goes dere-dere you're supposed to tease the hell out of her.

But no, we get melonfuck and like 20 minutes of text about how hard it was to get his dick in.

>> No.246917

Fate's hscene was funny. Saber goes completely out of character and sucks Shirou's cock and swallows.

>> No.246928

That was the worst fucking h-scene ever. It was melonfuck and like 20 minutes of text about how hard it was to get his dick in.

You'd think that the h-scene, one that's basically built up to all game, with the hottest character would be so much better.

>> No.246938
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>>246917
and then pulls a complete 180 back to virginity.

>> No.246943

>>246874
Line from vampire the masquerade: bloodlines. Where you're playing a female malkavian and the guy who blows away zombies at a graveyard makes a move on you.

Appetizing, isn't it?

>> No.246947

>>246928
I dunno, I thought the second half was pretty cool. Where he lifts her up off the bed like I AM BEOWULF! and fucks the shit out of her till he explodes.

>> No.246951

>>246928
Prease to be explaining this idea of "melonfuck".

>> No.246952

>>246885

The UBW h-scene is probably the weakest h-scene Nasu has ever written. You don't even get humorous references to sea creatures to compensate.

What happens? Shirou does a little bit of foreplay, Rin whines, Shirou jams it in, Rin screams. It is somehow more awkward and unsatisfying than anything Shiki did, and he fucked like a caveman.

>> No.246955

>>246928

The only thing he did right was have her leave her thigh-highs on. Good shit.

>> No.246964

>>246951
>>246618

>> No.246969

>>246951
lrn2/rs/ fgt

>> No.246972

>>246964

Yeah, there really isn't that much else to it.

>> No.246978

>>246928
>>246947
Wait, wait, what are we talking about?

>> No.246985

>>246952

yeah, and it ruined my image of rin as a chainsmoking whore

>> No.246991

She sulks and looks away.

>> No.247000

>>246885
i eagerly await sakura masturbating to how hot shirou is

>> No.247001

>>246952
The reason UBW seems like an incomplete sex scene is that it doesn't follow the Nasu sex-scene formula.

1) Foreplay
2) OH MY GOD IT HURTS VIRGIN SEX
3) Now I want to love you right, but in the end I'm going to become a total fucking asshole and rip your vagina apart again, even though I said I'd be nice this time.

We got half of 1 and all of 2, but no 3.

>> No.247014

>>247000

Women masturbating to men is incredibly hot.

>> No.247039

>>247001

They didn't even do it properly after the goofy Nasu reason.

"I'M SUPPRESSING ROA IN YOUR ASS. Now I'm gonna love you tend-FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"

is what I am used to.

"I'm gonna be your reserve tank so mother brain's second form is even more easy mode. FUCK THIS HURTS."

is even more unsatisfying.

>> No.247054

i wanted a H-scene of Shirou raping Issei.

but seriously, tecnically ubw has 2 ero scenes. you are all forgeting the hot caster raping saber scene.

>> No.247071

>>247054
and it was good

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>> No.247072

>>247001
LISTEN TO THIS MAN

>> No.247085

>>247039
seriously the funniest ero-scene i had ever read...
surpressing roa in ciels ass is a very good reason though that one musnt take for granted!

>> No.247164

>>247085
Yeah it's up there in funniness. There were a couple of funny ones in other games. Like Jewel Knights Crusaders the main character would charge up the girls superpowers with his semen. And whenever he beat the evil chick he raped her. And a lot of the scenes from X-Change were pretty funny.

>> No.249147

>>247085
I agree

>> No.249156

>>247072
OKAY

>> No.249903

>>247164
The best one, however, was the final scene of the harem path, amirite?

>> No.249982

>>247001

Pretty much. The initial build-up was great, I think, but the actual scene itself sucked because of the lack of number 3. That and the fact that they took a little too much time describing the difficulty Shirou had with putting it in.

>> No.249998

>>249982

It's cause little Shirou can't keep up. ;_;

>> No.250005

>>247039

Basically. Most Nasu H-scenes are "do it for goofy Nasu reason" (assuming there *is* a goofy Nasu reason) then "do it again just because you're in love." Saber had the goofy Nasu fuck in one scene and the love fuck in the second. Rin just had the goofy Nasu reason sex with no follow-up, so it's unsatisfying.

>> No.250437

>>250005

There is always a goofy Nasu reason.

>> No.250444

>>250437

inb4arc fanboys

>> No.250445

>>246497
Well, Shirou may have a feet fetish.
Stockings look nice, but get in the way at some point.

>> No.250548

>>250437

Arc and Akiha didn't have a goofy Nasu reason.

>> No.250566

>>250548

I'm pretty sure those were "Shiki had to have sex or get killed by them."

>> No.250576

>>250566

Nope. They were both just love confession then sex.

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