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2462345 No.2462345 [Reply] [Original]

Forget about waifus for a moment, which Touhou would you most and least like as a platonic friend?

For me, I'd go with Suika. Endless partying/drinking, causing trouble for everyone else, thrashing the Hakurei shrine, Suika and I would be best bros (however that works).

Last place would probably go to Satori. Having someone constantly reading your thoughts would be pretty annoying, and would have me constantly on guard 24/7.

>> No.2462353

Speaking as someone who doesn't want a Touhou Waifu, I can not possibly pick any single Touhou I'd more want to be friends with than any other.

I definitely wanna be bros with Chen, Mystia, and Wriggle.

>> No.2462357

Satori as my first choice. I find it difficult to express things verbally.

Last for me would be any of the lesser bosses (Cirno, Wriggle, etc.). There's absolutely nothing in common.

>> No.2462358

Lesse...

I am very bland and boring so I'd get along ok with Kaguya.

And last place is Reimu cause Reimu pisses me off!

>> No.2462362

Best: Patchouli for conversation about books and fuckhuge library, worst: Tewi because she's an annoying little dipshit.

>> No.2462376

Probably Suika. She seems like someone you'd want to hang out with.

>> No.2462391

You could of picked a better picture OP, that one is a eyesore. Also, I guess my answer would be Kaguya? Since she is somewhat of a NEET too(lol fanon). Can't really think of one I wouldn't want to be with. Maybe Cirno for being a dumbass.

>> No.2462392

Most like: Cirno. We'd get tacos!

Least like: Remilia. Bitch would complain about EVERYTHING

>> No.2462393
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Kaguya is perfect for me, even more if she actually is a NEET. Second would be Alice. Bad temper? Yes. But living in the woods while practicing magic and making dolls... there's something attractive about such a simple life.

Last is any of the Scarlet Sisters. I can't stand whimsical children. Even more so if they're 500 years old, vampires and able to break all my bones in a second.

>> No.2462414

1st:- Reisen or Wriggle because they were only with 'normal' personality in Gensokyo.

Last:- Tewi. Don't want to be manipulated by this little bitch

>> No.2462420

>>2462345
>>2462376
You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

>> No.2462420,1 [INTERNAL] 

I'd be best friends with Flandre, we'd go around destroying anything that isn't each other with our powers.
Last Kaguya because of ugly bitch.

But none of you can read this so meh.

>> No.2462425

>>2462420
Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

>> No.2462426

Already read it, anon.

>> No.2462439
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>>2462426

>> No.2462444

>>2462426
I actually laughed a little. Touhou? Ummm, Yukari. Because Ran and Chen, and because knowledgeable and interesting.

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>>2462345
I'd personally go with Mima. She would train me not only in all the strongest magicks, but how to be stylish in using them; plus we get to have fun planning the best ways of bugging Reimu. She'd be like the onee-sama I never had ;_;

Last place would probably be Flandre for me. I mean, fuck, I don't want to die if I'm in Gensokyo.

Honorable mention is Hong Meiling; she would be pretty nice to have as a friend. I could keep her company, and we could train in martial arts together as she valiantly guards the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>> No.2462489

First place: Yuyuko. Call me a faggot, but the thought of spending my days philosophizing with a cheerful and shamelessly hedonistic ghost while watching the undying flowers of the Netherworld sounds quite charming.

Last place: Eirin. As much as I enjoyed her boss fight, I can't say the thought of experimentation or constant manipulation is an attractive proposal.

>> No.2462506

remilia. i want to spoil a loli.

and hell, if all goes well she might make me into a vampire to keep me around for longer.

>> No.2462512

>>2462489
Yuyuko would be awesome too.

>> No.2462531

>>2462506
For the last time, Remilia's powerlevel isn't high enough to turn people into vampires. Goddamn.

>> No.2462542

Either Patchouli so I can help her with MAGIC experiments, learn some magic of my own, and maybe get to stay at the SDM, or Aya so we can work on the Bunbunmaru Shinbun together and make fun of whatever the Gensokyo equivalent of Fox Noise is.

Worst friend for me is Cirno. I'd probably set her on fire about 11 minutes after meeting her.

>> No.2462543

>>2462531
she's just a light drinker. she can't drink enough blood to kill her victim and turn it into a vampire.

nothing some bloodletting can't solve though.

>> No.2462560

>>2462543
>>2462506
>>2462531
enjoy becoming a zombie and evaporate

>> No.2462571

>>2462560
touhou's not tsukihime with its ridiculous fanfiction+loljapan requirements to become a vampire.

if a vampire drinks the blood of a virgin and eventually kills the victim it'll work.

and since it's /jp/ it's safe to assume 99.9% of people here meet that criteria.

>> No.2462578

>>2462542
The Bunbunmaru IS Gensokyo's equivalent of Fox News.

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>>2462578
>The Bunbunmaru IS Gensokyo's equivalent of Fox News
>Fox News
No it's not. That's what you think.

>> No.2462585

Speaking from real life experience, Rinnosuke. Only a man can be a true bro. Though I'm not sure how that works in a world where everyone act like men anyway.

>> No.2462587

>>2462578
Still, I want to be friends with Aya ;_;

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waifus are platonic friends moron

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I'm rather surprised that no one here would want Marisa as a platonic friend. Of all the Toehoes, she seems the best candidate for spontaneous fun and seeing how most of my friends have been mooches, I probably wouldn't mind that flaw of hers.

The one I would least like as a friend is a tossup between Patchouli and Aya-- Patchy because I enjoy conversing with friends even when it gets inane and it seems as though Patchy would be the worst at keeping up a decent conversation and Aya because crowslut.

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Komachi. That way I can have easy access to her boss

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I'd waifu Tewi.
BFF with China maybe. Seems like a nice no pressure relationship, and I could probably learn a lot from her.
Last place goes to Aya I guess. I hate gossip, and like my privacy.

>> No.2462730

YES
GOD

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I WAITED FOR THIS PICTURE OP

>> No.2462740

>>2462730
The picture has been put to good use, as it illustrates an important character we've been missing.

No longer does the pasta have to stand the abuse it gets from the japanese bird cooking pasta, now it can exact its righteous revenge on the japanese bird cooking pasta. Long Live Pasta Cooking Japanese Bird!

>> No.2462756

>>2462740
>>2462730
I'm certain I've seen the pasta cooking Japanese bird once before, except that time the pasta box on the left actually said Japanese bird.

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