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Good mother is good.

>> No.2461971

"Sakutarou is dead."

>> No.2461975

Maria loves her mom so much that she'll turn into delicious baked apples for her.

>> No.2462003
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>>2461960

>> No.2463850
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Strong mother is strong.

>> No.2463862
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>> No.2463877
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The happiest family.

>> No.2463878
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Pretty mother is pretty.

>> No.2463883
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Rosa looks alot like Setoyome San.

>> No.2463914

>>2463883
Their hairstyle is called "hime cut."

>> No.2463924
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Umineko is full of MILFs, Jesus Christ.

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>>2463924

I'd fuck pretty much everyone in Umineko except Kinzo, Gohda, and Nanjo.

(That's right, Genji and Kumasawa ARE in there.)

>> No.2463955

>>2463936
>except Kinzo, Gohda, and Nanjo
Are you serious? Goldsmith Freeman, Magical Chef Gohda and Wilford Brimley are on your BLACK LIST?!

>> No.2463968

>>2463955

Yep. They're just too fat.

>> No.2463977

>>2463968
So Hideyoshi is

>> No.2463980

>>2463936
And Rudolf/Hideyoshi/Krauss/Battler/Kanon?

>> No.2463983

> too fat.
Don't insult Ange.
She is cute although she is ugly and fat.

>> No.2463989
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>>2463977

MANLY.

>>2463980

I'd sex them.

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>>2463989

Please ignore the Gohda in that image.

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Of course, the women are not exempt due to being so boobilicious.

Umineko is a very good healthyverse.

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Shows that some mom's still got it.

>> No.2464037
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The best MILF. I'd hit it so hard she'd stop having headaches.

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NOT BLOOD RELATED

>> No.2464050
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FUCK YEAH! Natsuhi is pure love.

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>>2464037
I thought the headaches were caused by Beatrice hitting her with her pipe to annoy her.

>> No.2464057

>>2464021
Kyrie here looks like Franziska von Karma from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All.

>> No.2464065

>>2464053
With her hair down, she's three times as moe.

>> No.2464092

>>2464053
Oh wow, that kinda makes sense.

>> No.2464102
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Worldend Dominator is now playing on your playlist because you're going to listen to it now

>> No.2464121

>>2464102
Yes, anonymous. As you say, anonymous.

>> No.2464127

>>2464053
Is this a random guess, or does the game actually mention that?

>> No.2464134

>>2464127

Beato smacks Natsuhi with her pipe in the early parts of Ep 2 when she's scolding Shannon. Natsuhi doesn't notice.

>> No.2464143

>>2464102
Fuck yeah.

>> No.2464151

>>2464134
Makes you wonder what she's doing with that pipe to trigger Jessica's asthma attacks.

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>> No.2464172

>>2464155
you raff you roose

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>>2464102
I actually did this.

>> No.2464345
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Umineko threads can't die. Useless, useless, it's all useless...

>> No.2464371
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Man, needs more Umineko h doujins

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>>2464371
Agreed.

>> No.2464516

BELIEVING ONESELF TO BE PERFECT IS
OFTEN THE SIGN OF A DELUSIONAL MIND

>> No.2464528
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When July rolls around and the Umineko anime airs the number of Umineko H doujinshis will explode.

>> No.2464535

>>2464516

Small words, from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand.

>> No.2464536

so..

thoughts after ep 3-

is Beato really changing her attitude or she's still a total fucking bitch?

>> No.2464543

>>2464102

I dont have the soundtrack, where to download?

>> No.2464550

>>2464536

Did you REALLY complete Episode 3?

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>>2464536
Beato's not a bitch, she's just bored.
And boredom, sir, is a terrifying thing.

>> No.2464567 [SPOILER] 
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THIS THREAD

IT NEEDS SOME MANLY THUMBS UP.

>> No.2464573

>>2464550

yes, played till the end. I still want to believe she enjoyed "saving" the two loving couples near the end

>> No.2464585

>>2464573

Well then you should have bloody caught that "WITCHES DON'T REFORM"

>> No.2464591

>>2464536
Changing. She does a 180 after being bitched at by a guy she's hot for. She still tries to front how she's so bad, but it's obviously just a front and it'd not fooling anyone (except battler) by ep.4. IMO I liked bad beato way, way, WAY more.

And she never messed with the parents enough. She went after Rosa once or twice, everyone else she kind of ignored. It would be awesome if she's go after Eva or Natsuhi: "Did you knowwwww you're husband is sleeping with another women?! You DIDN'T?! You're such a FOOOOOOOOL! KYAaaa-kya-kuyi-kyui-kyui!!!" It's that petty, childish spite that really works with beato.

>> No.2464595

>>2464585

so, even Teacher is just a bored motherfucking cunning bitch like ALL the other witches?

>> No.2464598

>>2464591
I fucked you're husbando.

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>>2464595

No, she's actually just bored. She has little interest in slaughter. She's still on Beatrice's side.

>> No.2464617

>>2464591
>KYAaaa-kya-kuyi-kyui-kyui!!!
>Kihihihihihihihi
>Ihihihi

Why does everyone on Rokkenjima laugh so fucking weird.

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>>2464617

What's wrong with "Ihihihihi!"?

Sounds like a cheeky little laugh to me.

>> No.2464638

EP 4:Trolls countertrolling troll trolling trolls.

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>>2464617

*cackle* *cackle* *cackle*

>> No.2464658

Virgilia was the nicest of the witches. She used her power strictly for good. However, witches have different outlooks to life and death, and so, to her, it's not a huge big deal if some humans are painfully killed in Beato's game, even though she doesn't agree with it.

>>2464617
It's the One Piece dynamic. Everyone has to have a unique laugh. My favorite being Dr. Hogsback. FOOOOS-fos-fos-fos!

>> No.2464683

>>2464543
go to your umineko folder \BGM

>> No.2464685

Instead of making a new thread, can someone link me to a download for ep.4. I beat ep.3 and I suck shit at finding things. I already have the patch, but not the game.

>> No.2464688

>>2464685
I googled umineko ep 4 torrent, you should try it too.

>> No.2464704

So, I've just finished ep.1 (yeah, slowbro, etc). In which chapter Battler fucks Beato?

>> No.2464707

>>2464704

Once about halfway through Ep 2, a couple times in Ep 3.

>> No.2464708

>>2464704
He doesn't, you have to get the Umineko Kai fandisk for that scene.

>> No.2464719

>>2464704

chapter 69

>> No.2464725

>>2464704
He impales her at the end of Ep4.

>> No.2464740

>>2464725
>>2464719
>>2464708
>>2464707
Now seriously, is Beato kinda tsundere for him or something in the other chapters?
I like the couple for some reason.

>> No.2464745

>>2464740

Judging by her appearance in Ep 4, she cares about his opinion far too much for him to just be a plaything to her.

>> No.2464747

>>2464745
That's more than enough for me.
Thanks anon.

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Yukari can rape Beatrice, discuss.

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>>2464749
Yukari and Beato are the same person.

>> No.2464762

>>2464749
Yukari can rape everyone and everything anon.
She's the Youkai of Boundaries and Cake.

>> No.2464763

>>2464740
She is. She kills his entire family over and over for sport and then sulks when Battler refuses to talk to her. And she doesn't understand why (well I resurrected them so it's okay, do I really deserve this treatment?!), likely because her mind doesn't really work like a human's.

But I enjoy Kinzo/Beatrice much, much more.

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>>2464762

GOHDA IS THE KING OF CAKE

NO DISCUSSIONS HERE

fuck yeah Gohda-kun

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>>2464749
George can raep Yukari, discuss.

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>>2464767
Gohda's a douche.

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>>2464777

GOHDA IS THE STRONGEST

>> No.2464786

>>2464780
And the 10th at the official popularity poll

>> No.2464788

So, when do we get to see the Ronove/Gohda cooking contest?

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>>2464772
Nothing can rape Yukari. Even Bizzaro Deredere Yukari cannot be raped.

>> No.2464793

>>2464786
How did that even happen

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>>2464786
Link to said poll?

>> No.2464800

>>2464786
I hope Kanon's at the bottom of that poll. BAAAWWWL I IS FURNITURE BAWWWWLLLL

>> No.2464802

>>2464793
>>2464795
http://when-they-cry.net/Cgi/vote/umi4/votec.cgi
FOOLS! GOHDA HAS REACHED THE MEME STATUS LONG AGO

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>>2464786

hey not bad at all for a secondary character

I want to see him battling Ronove in a deadly cooking contest

>> No.2464804

>>2464800
Not like Genji or Shannon are much better with that.

>> No.2464820

>>2464802
Also, please note the 4th place, to be still relevant to the main topic of the thread

>> No.2464831

>>2464802
I'm surprised he managed without a 'Tomitake Flash' style gimmick.

>> No.2464837

>>2464820
That is.... unexpected.

>> No.2464844

>>2464802
WHY IS ROSA 4TH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING BIIIIIIITCH

>> No.2464849

>>2464802
Sakutarou > Ronove
What the fuck is wrong with Japs.

>> No.2464859

>>2464831
"Magical Chef Gohda" was a big popularity boost for him, but he is getting more and more acknowledged since Ep2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sKv0LqgoXU
Remember to piss in the fire

>> No.2464866

>>2464802
Wow, Leviathan is the least popular of all the seven stakes. I don't know what to say to that.

>> No.2464872

>>2464859
Magical Chef Gohda?

More like IRON CHEF ROKKENJIMA

Against IRON CHEF INFERNALIS, Ronove.

The ingredient is EVA'S TONGUE.

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>>2464859
>it's bloodier at the end. Doh...
Fuck you, I almost choked to death.

>> No.2464890

>>2464859
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6623522

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>>2464872

the ingredient is sweetfish

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5407076

>> No.2464911

>>2464890
Awesome

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http://07th-expansion.net/Cgi/clip/clip.cgi
Ryukishi07's blog if someone cares.

>> No.2464966

>>2464516
BLESS THE MIND TOO SMALL FOR DOUBT.

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>>2464102

When I realized the nostalgia happy-sad theme for Rosa/Maria was actually the chorus for Worldend Dominator played slowly on the bells, I heard the sound of my heart fracturing.
Uu-uuu-uuuuggugugggugugu...

>> No.2466929

>>2464918
where the hell do i get battler cookies?

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>>2466929
Summon Ronove.

>> No.2466985

I love Rosa.

>> No.2467009

Where are the Umineko saves located?

>> No.2467288

>>2467009
In your Application Data folder.

I found out the hard way.

>> No.2467562

Uu~ is the new uguu~

>> No.2467637

>>2467562
Except it's uu-, not uu~. Get it right.

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