Hey guys. Remember when, in the recent adventures, we had the choice to fap in the bathroom? And Cirno was about to come in? And we chose to save it? Why the fuck didn't we fap and get sex?

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Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:02:53 2008 No.246010 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys. Remember when, in the recent adventures, we had the choice to fap in the bathroom?
And Cirno was about to come in?
And we chose to save it?

Why the fuck didn't we fap and get sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:04:44 2008 No.246023 because cirno is to /jp/ as yotsuba is to /a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:05:32 2008 No.246025 WE WERE SAVING IT FOR KEINE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:05:47 2008 No.246026 >>246023 True, plus anon saves ammo for later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:07:36 2008 No.246040 >>246026 anon only has 5 shots left

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:07:38 2008 No.246041 >>246025 WE DIDNT EVEN FUCK KEINE WE ARE ANON WE CAN FAP 7 TIMES IN 1 HOUR WE DON'T NEED TO SAVE THAT MUCH

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:10:26 2008 No.246061

It's because we Anon are apparently stupid and suicidal, and at the rate we're going will most likely run out of continues before getting anywhere close to banging a Touhoe.

We will not rest until we have botched the chances of completing any route, and the only thing we'll have left to attempt to fuck is the goddamn lake.

"Survive to day five" my ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:12:10 2008 No.246077 SAKUYA IS GOING TO KILL US AND DUMP THE BODY IN THE FUCKING LAKE

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:13:41 2008 No.246084 the lake is Tsundere

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:13:53 2008 No.246086 Death by Flan is inevitable

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:13:54 2008 No.246088 File: 39 KB, 220x300, 1205892834544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VN Cirno and the strongest route? DO WANT

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:14:15 2008 No.246089 >>246061 Stupid Sexy lake...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:18:59 2008 No.246129 File: 271 KB, 1087x1600, 1205893139718.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VN Cirno is dead, because Anon left her alone

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:19:31 2008 No.246135 >>246129 You are already dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:20:04 2008 No.246139 >>246077 Relax, we're playing with Flandre, that means we're friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:22:32 2008 No.246153 >>246088 Cirno is the strongest choice. Also, I'm updating the archive .doc file. Does anyone have the last 3 threads on RS?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:23:27 2008 No.246157 File: 388 KB, 650x600, 1205893407501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>246139 The only consolation I take from that is that Flan probably won't leave enough remains behind for us to wind up in the lake again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:23:59 2008 No.246160 >>246153 Want.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:24:23 2008 No.246163 >>246089 >>246084 No Anon, you are the waters

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:24:33 2008 No.246165 >>246157 Which means we'll be part of her forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:27:39 2008 No.246192 HEY GUYS IF WE LET A VAMPIRE TOUHOU DRINK OUR BLOOD WOULD WE BE THE VAMPIRE TOUHOUS?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:27:42 2008 No.246196 On the upside, assuming writer returns, we still have a spare continue. Day five is pushing it, but it's likely we'll hit day 4.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:27:50 2008 No.246198 File: 51 KB, 800x600, 1205893670339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>246165 She doesn't eat people. She doesn't even realize they're her food source. The only thing we will be a part of is a scorched smudge on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:28:34 2008 No.246205 >>246196 2 continues. We started with 4.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:30:14 2008 No.246226 >>246192 We'll never know, because Flan can't eat humans and Remilia is a light eater who leaves her victims anemic, but alive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:30:51 2008 No.246233 File: 34 KB, 358x358, 1205893851027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>246226

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:31:13 2008 No.246235 File: 21 KB, 600x400, 1205893873501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hai guys! whats going on with this thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:31:49 2008 No.246241 >>246235 Damn! You are cold!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:32:17 2008 No.246245 >>246198 >She doesn't eat people. She doesn't even realize they're her food source. >doesn't eat >food source Look, she either eats or she doesn't; make up your mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:33:48 2008 No.246256 >>246245 Her meals contain human blood, which is cooked into cakes and shit by Sakuya. Flandre doesn't realize that she is eating people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:34:21 2008 No.246262 >>246245 I get lost in touhou canon and doujin canon, but I believe it's been said that the humans she eat sare well prepared to the point they aren't recognizable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:34:31 2008 No.246264 File: 30 KB, 600x400, 1205894071564.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>246235 fucking lake

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:35:12 2008 No.246270 >>246245 Flandre can't feed herself, and doesn't know that the cakes Sakuya gives her are made from humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:37:29 2008 No.246289 >>246235 FUCK YOU, LAKE. FUCK YOU.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:38:04 2008 No.246293

>>246245

"When vampires attack humans, they generally try to take their prey alive so that they can suck its blood afterward, but Flandre has always been fed with cooked dishes, so she doesn't know how to properly attack a human. Whenever she tries to attack a human, she fusses too much and blows them away without leaving a spot of blood.

Perhaps she can't tell that her daily meals are made from living humans.

Her meals look like such harmless foodstuffs as cake and tea, after all..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:38:41 2008 No.246298 >>246256 That doesn't change the fact that she draws sustenance from humans. Thus, a piece of us will become a piece of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:40:04 2008 No.246316 >>246298 >Whenever she tries to attack a human, she fusses too much and blows them away without leaving a spot of blood. >without leaving a spot of blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:42:00 2008 No.246326 >>246235 >>246264 >>246289 TWICE. It killed us TWICE. This lake is the deadliest in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:42:46 2008 No.246325 >>246298 I don't think you get it. Flandre doesn't realize she's supposed to eat humans; Remilia gave up on teaching her that a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:45:31 2008 No.246345 >>246326 Only Cirno can tame that beast. You guys should pick her options.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:45:33 2008 No.246346 >>246326 Only until we convince Cirno to kick its ass. She is the strongest, after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:46:43 2008 No.246356 File: 80 KB, 607x854, 1205894803505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>246345 But then how will we get to deep-dick a were-cow?

Kjoery Wed Mar 19 02:46:46 2008 No.246358

http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/you_wake_up_in_gensokyo_1-13.doc

Okay, here are all 13 (I think it's actually 14, but I'm going by the titles he gives em) threads in .doc form for your reading pleasure. Also hopefully to make it easier to edit/script.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:47:45 2008 No.246366 >>246346 Strongest vs Deadliest: Cirno vs the Lake! WHO WILL CLAIM BOTH TITLES?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:49:05 2008 No.246373 >>246356 Keine likes children\retards right? We can probably get both. Maybe even Mokou, but that might be pushing it.

>>	Ars !y.nDa5/PTM Wed Mar 19 02:50:59 2008 No.246387 File: 13 KB, 232x215, 1205895059384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The final boss turns out to be the Loch Ness Monster, who had been planning your downfall from the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:52:00 2008 No.246404 >>246387 No, the final boss is the Lake. Only Cirno can defeat this enemy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:52:09 2008 No.246399 File: 403 KB, 600x800, 1205895129238.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is now the strongest thread in all /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:53:13 2008 No.246410 File: 110 KB, 600x613, 1205895193182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>246404

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:54:04 2008 No.246421 >>246416 So anon is a princess now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:54:22 2008 No.246416 Agent Double-O Cirno. Only she can save the princess from the evil goblin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:55:10 2008 No.246423 >>246387 Is that Cirno's penis sticking out of the water?

>>	Ars !y.nDa5/PTM Wed Mar 19 02:57:53 2008 No.246449 >>246404 Nessie can be the mid-boss. ( ﾟ 3ﾟ)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:58:22 2008 No.246451 >>246416 You mean Agent 00⑨.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:02:26 2008 No.246479 >>246421 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:03:56 2008 No.246490 File: 121 KB, 500x608, 1205895836522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>246421 Oh, no wonder we can't get anything done.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:05:27 2008 No.246499 >>246479 >>246490 Well played, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:05:49 2008 No.246502 all i saw was fap, cirno, sex. count me in. and color me double entendre.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:06:37 2008 No.246510 >>246416 i'd double her o.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:07:17 2008 No.246520 >>246490 Yet even Kaguya got more action with Keine than Anon has so far, even if she was beating the shit out of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:11:55 2008 No.246555 >>246520 Wait, does this mean we have a chance with Eirin again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:14:08 2008 No.246572 >>246555 Based on our last meeting, maybe. But there's a high risk of being killed by Reisen, and we'd basically be abandoning our Keine/Mokou/Cirno harem ending.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:15:35 2008 No.246584 >>246555 No, Flandre is going to kill us and then the lake is going to kill us.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:16:58 2008 No.246594 >>and we'd basically be abandoning our Keine/Mokou/Cirno harem ending NO. FUCK THAT. If we lose the chance for an epic Icy/Hot + Were-cow 4-way, we may as well just hop in the fucking lake. Again.

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:18:58 2008 No.246607

>>246325
I don't think YOU get it. A piece of US (in whatever form), is consumed by HER.

I FULLY UNDERSTAND SHE DOES NOT ATTACK HUMANS, AND THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S EATING HUMANS. I GOT THAT ALREADY.

I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF we ended up in her food supply, we'd be joined. THAT'S IT.

Quit arguing a point I'm not talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:31:17 2008 No.246703 >>246607 Nerd fight! Nerd fight!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:34:26 2008 No.246737 >>246607 >piece of US (in whatever form) Los Angeles. Please, god, destroy Los Angeles. Consume its filth and cleanse the world of its shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:35:48 2008 No.246748 >>246737 Any red state would be fine with me, actually. Also: does anyone know of flowchart software which can be modified by browsers? It would really help with the VN development.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:38:59 2008 No.246784 >>246737 I like Los angeles.... Just take the lowbrow crime parts out. Everything else can stay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 03:41:49 2008 No.246821 >>246737 Fuck that. New Jersey first. They even let Hillary win their primary.

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