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Guys. I'rn shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to adopt anyone more than Cirno. That perfect, curvy bow. Those crystal wings. The child figure of a literal cutie. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never cook for her, play with her, and have with her the perfect snowball fight. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Cirno as my daughter, A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would ZUN create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

>> No.24590421

1. learn to lucid dream on command
2. make dream with cirno in it
3. profit

>> No.24590441

steal a random girl and make her be your daughter cirno

>> No.24602886

>>24590360
This but with sex

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24603495

>>24590360
We have to study theoretical mathematics. When we die, our disintegrate into the ecosystem, and Cirno, being an essence that embodies nature, will come the ones that are most akin to her, the strongest genius of mathematics.

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