You find yourself locked in a room with Yukari, Ran, Chen, Yuka, Yuyuko, Cirno and Hong. What is the next course of action?

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Anonymous Mon Apr 20 02:57:00 2009 No.2456733 [Reply] [Original]

You find yourself locked in a room with Yukari, Ran, Chen, Yuka, Yuyuko, Cirno and Hong.

What is the next course of action?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 02:57:00 2009 No.2456734 Rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 02:57:00 2009 No.2456738 Wake up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 02:58:00 2009 No.2456743 Hope they don't get hungry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 02:59:00 2009 No.2456747 I'd probably die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 02:59:00 2009 No.2456749 Hang out in the corner and try to make myself not stand out. Much like I do in reality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:00:00 2009 No.2456759 「やぁメーリンさん、久々」

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:01:00 2009 No.2456764 Since I am the only human in a room with youkai I know I will eventually get eaten. I take out a coin and begin asking them which body part they want by way of a coin toss. Might as well have a laugh or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:02:00 2009 No.2456767 The only thing that comes to mind when I see Yuka is that doujin where so dude has her imprisoned in his room, flowers and vegetation blooming right in the middle of winter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:02:00 2009 No.2456769 File: 169 KB, 326x480, YukariIsIn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I give her a nickel. I'm obviously crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:02:00 2009 No.2456770 Kill Cirno for all of the retarded memes she's spawned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:02:00 2009 No.2456771 Ask Yukari to gap us all out of there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:03:00 2009 No.2456777 yell HOLY CRAP! and attempt to hug chen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:03:00 2009 No.2456780 >>2456734 >get raped

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:05:00 2009 No.2456790 I compliment them each on their breathtaking, stunning, ethereal beauty and hope my comment lets them spare me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:05:00 2009 No.2456792 >>2456777 Get killed by Ran.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:06:00 2009 No.2456793 I greet them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:06:00 2009 No.2456794 put it in.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:06:00 2009 No.2456797 File: 32 KB, 250x375, petawatt2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ask WTF is going on here. Then prove magic doesn't exist using some science, causing any powers they have to become moot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:07:00 2009 No.2456798 Try to start a conversation and ask if they will take me to gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:08:00 2009 No.2456805 >>2456771 There is no haxx going on. You are STUCK in this room with them. The only way out is to......try to each get them to kiss you....willingly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:09:00 2009 No.2456814 Try to chat up Ran.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:10:00 2009 No.2456818 >>2456805 fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:11:00 2009 No.2456823 >>lock >>yukari Invalid situation

Toasty !!xqXc+jW56iA Mon Apr 20 03:11:00 2009 No.2456824

>>2456733

Well, if I'm in a room with them, I'm guessing I'm in Gensokyo. If i am, I pray like hell that my skill in the art of danmaku and grazing is high enough to survive and/or KO them. Maybe after the fight we could all become friends or some shit. Or I could take the other path and KO them then rape them till one wakes up and kills me. Then I can die happy.

One question though. Do I have a silly hat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:12:00 2009 No.2456826 File: 23 KB, 206x170, JuiceBoxMontage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2456733 Drink apple juice. Chil~

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:12:00 2009 No.2456827 >>2456824 You are now wearing a Mad Bomber.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:16:00 2009 No.2456838 File: 564 KB, 1307x1500, 905c774ee9755200e5c0c7f59917a530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Talk to Yuka about flowers and stuff.

>>	Sonic !D8kB403zbM Mon Apr 20 03:17:00 2009 No.2456842 File: 482 KB, 667x800, 1239251742568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Submit to the Youkai Moé.

Toasty !!xqXc+jW56iA Mon Apr 20 03:22:00 2009 No.2456851

>>2456827
this changes the situation then. then i could follow the directive of >>2456805

well, first i would complement the Touhou's on their hats. i would like to think this might loosen up the mood and let me on their good side. since Yuka has no hat, i would complement her on her outfit. this would probably bring up another conversation where i would complement all of them on their outfits so i wouldn't end up on their bad sides.

not sure how this would end up with them kissing me willingly, but i think things would go better because of the hat i am wearing. it's one of my theories about Touhou's and hats, otherwise i best be praying for some harem shit to happen for them to kiss me...

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:23:00 2009 No.2456854

Try to talk with them, be nice, and generally not stand out much. Not make any sudden moves. Not seem menacing. Try to make myself funny.

In short, try to make sure nobody takes me for a threat or an annoyance. I don't want to get erased from existance, thanks. Since there are two geniuses in here, I'm sure we'll end up finding a way to get out, so play it patient.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:25:00 2009 No.2456857 I sage this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:25:00 2009 No.2456858 wake up and punch a wall for dreaming about fictional characters again

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:26:00 2009 No.2456863 >>2456733 I'll laugh and realise they're not real, then I run through the walls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:32:00 2009 No.2456894 File: 392 KB, 1000x900, 1216302204368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Realize that I'm Wriggle Sex them all

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:33:00 2009 No.2456895 Take out my super-soaker water gun, spray everyone, get the fuck out of there, take Cirno with me. Funny, it's kind of an ultimate weapon in Gensokyo

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:38:00 2009 No.2456915

>>2456733
Just-sit and rely on the empty-fullness of my doing to either leave me safe, or allow me to be indifferent to my rather ghastly death of being eaten alive by shinto-taoist demons.

Or, if I'm feeling upbeat, summon the irrepressable power of the imagination, and convert these shinto-taoist demons to the way of peace and redemption of the soul, even without violence.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:38:00 2009 No.2456916 >>2456851 They welcome your compliments. Hell, you even manage a blush from Ran, Chen, Hong, Yuyuko and a coy look from Yukari. Yuka just smiles and Cirno stares blankly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:40:00 2009 No.2456919 Just asking Yuyuko for help will get you out of there, what's the big deal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:40:00 2009 No.2456921 >>2456916 >coy look from Yukari >Yuka just smiles someone is about to die

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:47:00 2009 No.2456940 Call out for Miko help or try to trick Yuka to attack Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:50:00 2009 No.2456953 File: 176 KB, 750x1064, 003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2456940 >Call out for Eirin help or try to trick Yuka into having sex with Yukari. fixed

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:51:00 2009 No.2456961 HELP ME CIIIIRNOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:52:00 2009 No.2456964 >>2456919 What? Why would she help you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:52:00 2009 No.2456967 Hope that Yuyuko needs more gardening help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:56:00 2009 No.2456981 >>2456964 Guiding humans after death is kind of Yuyuko's thing. Being nice to humans (probably due to being one herself in the past) is another Read PMiSS.

Toasty !!xqXc+jW56iA Mon Apr 20 03:56:00 2009 No.2456988

>>2456921
i thought this too.

>>2456916
>coy look from Yukari. Yuka just smiles and Cirno stares blankly.

to fix this into a blush, i would first say how young Yukari looks. from my vigorous training, i have learned how older women like to be complemented on how young they look. i'm hoping this might strike a cord with Yuka and Yukari.i would also include Ran, Hong, and Yuyuko in it as well. As to make cirno happy, i would whisper to her that her Icicle fall spell card has beautiful form to it, and that it is the strongest i have ever seen, then tell her to not tell the others because the could get jealous (in hopes to not ruin the atmosphere). giving that cirno doesn't blurt it out, i would then wait to see what happens next.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:58:00 2009 No.2456996 Hide behind China.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:59:00 2009 No.2456997 Cast Invisibility and hide in a corner untill a means to escape is presented. If they detect me I initiate combat and start tossing fireballs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 03:59:00 2009 No.2457000 >>2456981 Ah. I thought the point was NOT to get yourself killed? >>2456988 "Hey, you look pretty young for your age!" "...Are you implying I'm old?" Then you die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:01:00 2009 No.2457003 >>2456733 Trick Cirno into perform a fellatio then with China breaking down under her loneliness and frustration I suddenly am swarmed with demon breasts and vaginas. I find pleasure in my usage as a meat dildo until they use me as a meat pie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:02:00 2009 No.2457007 >>2456997 Alternatively, No initiating combat, Instead cast Heroes Feast and go back to hiding while they gorge themselves. Glad i'm a bard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:03:00 2009 No.2457011 >>2456988 Yukari's smile just got bigger. Yuka's eyes narrow. Ran, Hong and Yuyuko begin blushing more and fidgeting while throwing glances at you. Cirno begins thumping her chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:07:00 2009 No.2457022 >>2457011 Remove pants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:08:00 2009 No.2457024 File: 190 KB, 800x609, 1227332081856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2457011 In happiness, right? They narrow in happiness!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:09:00 2009 No.2457025 >>2457024 God no. Now use hide in plain sight or make a reflex save.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:11:00 2009 No.2457029 File: 12 KB, 180x360, 180px-Naked_Snake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CQC. Lots of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:12:00 2009 No.2457036 >>2457024 Yuka and Yukari both throw glances at one another and get up and saunter over to you...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:13:00 2009 No.2457038 >>2457036 ...Is this going to end in Yuka x Yukari?

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Apr 20 04:13:00 2009 No.2457039 File: 13 KB, 238x204, 1221491653339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As a rule of thumb, if Yukari wants, Yukari gets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:17:00 2009 No.2457050 >>2457038 They both place kisses on the sides of your cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:17:00 2009 No.2457053 >>2457050 Fuck. Well, I'm dead. It was nice knowing you guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:19:00 2009 No.2457056 >>2457025 The purity of my consciousness stuns them as they tear my flesh. Except for Cirno obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:20:00 2009 No.2457057 >>2457053 and maneuver to where they're in front of your face and begin kissing one another whilst coyly staring at you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:21:00 2009 No.2457060 >>2457056 Fairies don't eat humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:22:00 2009 No.2457067 >>2457057 Don't bother. I know this fucking ends in me dying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:23:00 2009 No.2457069 >>2457057 This is terrible, you should just stop. Next you'll be going squeeze and shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:24:00 2009 No.2457071 File: 317 KB, 4196x3020, 1238361580179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2457060 Cirno is too stupid to know that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:26:00 2009 No.2457074 >>2457067 >>2457069 Your mother opens your door and tells you it's time for bed.

Toasty !!xqXc+jW56iA Mon Apr 20 04:26:00 2009 No.2457076

>>2457011

>Yuka's eyes narrow.
in hopes to appease her, i strike up a small conversation about her not having a hat. i think this would bring either rage or sadness. i comment how this might make her feel left out sometimes. i then sacrifice my silly hat out of respect in hopes she might take it as an offer of my good will. i explain that it was my dream to also be a silly hat character, but would rather sacrifice it to her so she doesn't feel left out. under my hat i was storing a bottle of cold milk i was saving for later that day. i then offer it to chen.

>Ran, Hong and Yuyuko begin blushing more and fidgeting while throwing glances at you.
I smile inside my mind, knowing i potentially have 3/7 of them on my side.

>Cirno begins thumping her chest.
>Yukari's smile just got bigger.

amusing cirno is off in her own world of, "I am Strongest", and that everybody takes it as a daily routine of hers, i would then complement Yukari about her danmaku. i believe this would also start up a conversation about each individual's danmaku, i would talk about the strengths and form of each of them, complementing each form.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:29:00 2009 No.2457084 [X] Jump in the lake

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:30:00 2009 No.2457087 >>2457076 you must be a hit with the ladies i'd just beat them up since REALITY JUST KICKED IN YO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:30:00 2009 No.2457088 File: 403 KB, 700x600, afef05ab1474de9c3d06d629274af1c9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This would be my very first action

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:30:00 2009 No.2457089 I examine my Inventory, what do I have?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:31:00 2009 No.2457091 >>2457089 some highly enjoyable AIDS

>>	mugenjohncel !!Oy+LavZ+kRU Mon Apr 20 04:32:00 2009 No.2457093 ...Pray for my dear life

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:32:00 2009 No.2457094 >>2457076 Because IRL bitches love being simultaneously tuned.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:36:00 2009 No.2457103

As they being to surround you, you crouch a bit, ready to fight.

Yukari scoffs, "What's with that stance?" and the rest of them being to laugh.

In this split second opening, you then grab Yukari and promptly disarm her, throwing her to the ground. Chen jumps at you, but you swiftly grab her arm and force her to the ground. As Ran shouts Chen's name, you rush behind her and wrap an arm around her neck. Not wanting to hurt Ran, Yuyuko hesitates a bit, at which time you fire your Mk22 at her neck, knocking her out. You proceed to push Ran into Yuka, who, under the weight of Ran's many tails, is incapacitated.

Only Cirno and Hong remain.

Hong tries to punch you, but her attacks only serve to push you back. You grab her arm with one hand, and her head with the other, and, using the weight from her chest, easily slam her head-first into the floor.

Cirno looks at you, and grabs at her own neck...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:38:00 2009 No.2457109 >>2457103 >In this split second opening, you then grab Yukari and promptly disarm her, throwing her to the ground. For a second there, I thought this was going to turn into an Aikido thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:38:00 2009 No.2457112 >>2456769 I'd like this picture even more if the left side of the boundary wasn't cropped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:39:00 2009 No.2457117 >>2457103 This sounds familiar....

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:39:00 2009 No.2457118
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Start searching along the walls for a way out while saying that I was tricked by some crowslut tengu.

I say that she told me that she wouldn't let anyone out until she saw each one kissing everyone else at least once.

If I don't get out, at least I'll have a good show.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:41:00 2009 No.2457126 >>2457103 Grabs at her own neck? What'd you do to cirno?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:42:00 2009 No.2457129 >>2457103 >>In this split second opening, you then grab Yukari Then your left and right arm are gapped into the mouths of a biting alligator and shark, respectively

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:43:00 2009 No.2457134
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>>2457118
Well, your plan sorta backfires in that Yukari can gap out whenever she wants, with whoever she wants.

And if Yuka wanted out badly enough, no wall would be able to bar her path.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:43:00 2009 No.2457135 >>2457134 what if it's made of anti-yukatium?

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Apr 20 04:44:00 2009 No.2457136 File: 133 KB, 814x623, 1238452506046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2457103 Well done. Now you'd better find a way out before Wriggle gets there with the Hind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:44:00 2009 No.2457139 hug cirno, lose arms to severe frostbite

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:45:00 2009 No.2457141

>>2456733
Discover the laws of the reality I'm currently in by attempting some unharmful form of magic. If it succeeds, I am in Gensokyo or some equivalent in the magical spectrum.

In this event, I am no longer bound by most of the laws of physics. A "wall" does not need to exist any longer, as it doesn't hold me in(I should not be going out on a limb to feel it won't hold the others either). The wall disappears and I discover more of my surroundings.

Perhaps I could take the youkai and form a youkai party.

Of course, if I'm in a reality that forbids such physics-breaking magic, then the Youkai have no power either. A flower grows in the corner, the temperature is a bit below normal room temperature, a cat and fox sit in a corner and a ghost haunts the immediate surrounding.

Yukari leaves no trace as she does not necessarily need to be part of this realm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:46:00 2009 No.2457148 I'd whip out my dick and say "Any takers?" and then I guess Yukari would probably change my border of blood and water or something and I'd collapse in a dead heap

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:46:00 2009 No.2457149 >>2457135 She hits it harder, and it breaks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:46:00 2009 No.2457150 >>2457141 Physics breaking magic exists! YOU just can't cast it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:47:00 2009 No.2457151 As Cirno grabs at her own neck, she begins to remove her face. She throws the mask to the ground, looks at you, and says, "I'm da strongest!" You then fight her in a field of flowers.

>>	Toasty !!xqXc+jW56iA Mon Apr 20 04:48:00 2009 No.2457153 >>2457094 thats why i love the 2D world!

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:50:00 2009 No.2457163

>>2457150
Sure it exists. If it didn't exist, then the Youkai wouldn't either. Gensokyo exists in a world where the laws of physics CAN be broken -in a mental world, in our minds and hearts. For devoted fans, it may even exist in a spiritual world, explaining in some way why Yukari and Koishi have such fanatically devoted followers.

So if I was in a proverbially high-magic setting, I may or may not be in somebody's(or something's) mind. Maybe my own mind, dreaming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:50:00 2009 No.2457164 I Mannosuke and embarrass my way to survival.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:51:00 2009 No.2457166 I'd say "hands up if you're the strongest!!" and me and cirno would put our hands up and then we'd high five and then I guess my hand would get completely frozen to hers and partially deglove when we try to pull apart

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Mon Apr 20 04:52:00 2009 No.2457168

Politely ask them to unlock the door so I can go home and post on /jp/.

I'm pretty much fucked if they're in a bad mood though. It's kinda like if the Earth is getting hurled into the Sun. Nope you don't try to fight it; you just sit there and accept your crispy fate. There's nothing you can do and you're just gonna get blown away by ghost whore, Yuka, or Yukarin.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Apr 20 04:52:00 2009 No.2457170 File: 68 KB, 390x479, 1236106278513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2457151 Sad... So sad. She was a true patriot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:55:00 2009 No.2457177 I'd try to rape Yuyuko, which would make Youmu instantly splinter through the door to save her. Because I am a professional with skills I would easily graze her swords and run to freedom

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:58:00 2009 No.2457183 File: 64 KB, 704x396, Ragingheart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Time to befriend some bitches.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:58:00 2009 No.2457185 >>2457091 I enter Rape mode!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 04:58:00 2009 No.2457188 >>2457177 They're much, much faster than you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:02:00 2009 No.2457198 [x] Genuflect

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:03:00 2009 No.2457199 >>2457198 First you get down on your knees Fiddle with your rosaries Say your prayers with great respect and Genuflect Genuflect Genuflect

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:15:00 2009 No.2457244

The Yakumos, The Flower Lady, Hong Meilin and Cirno?

I would advice Yukari that she should seek treatment for her continuous sleep. It cannot be normal, even for a Youkai of her power, to sleep so long. The Yakumos negin to get concerned about Yukari's health, and thus ignore me. Ask Yuka what her favorite flower is. This will keep her busy for days since she loves them all. Ask Meilin if it is really alright for her to be here, and not guarding the gates of SDM. Ask Cirno any riddle.

Search for an escape while they are all confused.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:36:00 2009 No.2457304 Well I WHIP OUT MY GUN

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Apr 20 05:38:00 2009 No.2457315 File: 139 KB, 800x1170, 6c8b1b0a4c1e1f50f98483c356f4a659e26e9b3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [X]Kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:40:00 2009 No.2457319 >>2457315 [x] Become a counter guardian and go back in time to kill myself. Or don't?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:40:00 2009 No.2457321 >>2457134 Well your plan sort of backfires since this reality doesnt allow it

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Apr 20 05:42:00 2009 No.2457328
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>>2457319

I would simple snatch up Ran's long knitting needles, and then drive one into my heart and another through my throat.
Then I'd collapse on the floor and bleed to death while drowning in my own blood

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:46:00 2009 No.2457334 >>2457328 Arc'd survive it. The World keeps her alive. Not referencing Dio Brando, even if they're both red-eyed blonde uber-vampires.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:46:00 2009 No.2457336 >>2457328 OH GREAT JOB ARC YOU MENTALLY SCARRED CHEN FOR LIFE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:49:00 2009 No.2457349 >>2457336 I can't help but think of sad chen being sad now ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:49:00 2009 No.2457350 >>2456733 I'd point behind them and say "Hey look! a distraction!" then I'd climb out the window. So easy.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Apr 20 05:50:00 2009 No.2457351 >>2457334 They don't know that. For all intents and purposes, a cold corpse would be lying before them. >>2457336 Oh, Chen's seen much worse when she goes into Ran's kitchen, especially while Ran is butchering up a fresh human.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:53:00 2009 No.2457366 File: 121 KB, 544x600, 7c8e7fdf68c557b63be9809a6354de9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd scream for Eirin to help me!

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Apr 20 05:54:00 2009 No.2457369
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>>2457351

Ah yes, was just waiting for you. Your skills are required to take down the Cirno-Eirin-Boss-thing. There's a Mosin Nagant by the log with the white snake on it.

Oh... and it seems we're out of duct tape.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 05:56:00 2009 No.2457374 >>2457369 Hmm. Her boobs are sliced in half.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Apr 20 06:02:00 2009 No.2457395 File: 4 KB, 138x121, arcpensive.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2457369 A Mosin-Nagant, huh. How fitting. Yes, how truly ironic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 06:40:00 2009 No.2457473 Just chat with them a bit and leave.. Not like they are a bunch of savages all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 06:44:00 2009 No.2457479 I'd go to town with whatever blunt/sharp object was available, in hopes that it would decrease the flow of Touhou-related traffic to this board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 06:48:00 2009 No.2457484 We need a Touhou only forum...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 06:50:00 2009 No.2457488 >>2457484 Don't say that. That's what they said before, and then we had the split. Just don't say it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 06:56:00 2009 No.2457494 >>2457488 But.. I want a Touhou forum! :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 07:03:00 2009 No.2457506 Challenge them all in the strip poker.

>>	「ロリあき」 Mon Apr 20 07:13:00 2009 No.2457528 >>2457494 Did you get one last time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 07:14:00 2009 No.2457533 >>2457528 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 13:58:00 2009 No.2458973 >>2457170 "You are above even Eirin... I hereby award you the title of Big Eirin."

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 14:05:00 2009 No.2458999 File: 366 KB, 569x800, 1221258707302.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hide behind Mei Ling, 'cos us chinks stick together.

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:17:00 2009 No.2460602

>>2457076
Thread still here huh?

Yuka is taken aback at your unnatural kindness towards her (from a human even!) and accepts your hat. She tentatively places it on her head and asks you how it looks on her. OH GOD....

Ran, Hong and Yuyuko are still blushing and are now playing with the hems of their dresses/outfits.

Chen happily takes the milk you offer and this in turn rewards you with a breathtakingly beautiful smile from Ran.

Yukari is impressed with your knowledge and accepts your compliments like a lady should.

Cirno is still thumping her chest.

>>	Ayn !ji3CXASUKA Mon Apr 20 20:20:00 2009 No.2460623 Who the fuck is Hong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:23:00 2009 No.2460640 Offer a bautiful flower to Yuka, saying that it is the one I like the most. Of course, in a vase, or she'll kill me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:24:00 2009 No.2460644 Fuck, I saw this thread at 4am this morning at it's still here? My course of action? Sit there and say nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:27:00 2009 No.2460662 Use a bomb. Hit esc. Select quit game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:28:00 2009 No.2460667 >>2460623 Hong is Chuugoku.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:34:00 2009 No.2460688 Offer a white rose to Yuka saying that its beauty is only out rivaled by her own.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:34:00 2009 No.2460695 >>2460623 kurenai misuzu

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:43:00 2009 No.2460724 >>2460688 She then realizes what you're trying to do and kills you promptly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:49:00 2009 No.2460743 >>2460688 >Offering Yuka a flower that was just torn from somewhere (read killed) Got any more bright ideas?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 20:55:00 2009 No.2460769 >>2460743 Offer the seeds of rare flower/plant. I am quite sure she would appreciate the gesture.

>>	Web !!8uVcn//92oj Mon Apr 20 21:02:00 2009 No.2460793 drop to my knees and burst out crying in happiness, as my life was being torn from me, i would die happy just seeing all of them for that brief moment

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Apr 20 21:04:00 2009 No.2460799

>>2460724

Oh, come on. Rumia would do something like that, but not Yuka.

She would peel back your skin and sinew like the petals of a late-blooming flower, and savor the taste of your steamy, slick entrails slowly.

Ran and Chen would be watching hungrily while she feasts upon your still-hot flesh, and then after she had her fill they would strip the flesh off your bones, pluck your genitals off, pick out your eyes, and leave your bones clean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:04:00 2009 No.2460800 >>2460799 This is the sort of thing you jack off to, isn't it?

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Apr 20 21:09:00 2009 No.2460814
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>>2460800

Why'd you reckon I would've killed myself to begin with, if I didn't know what would happen?

I'd rather not be conscious while Yuka's teeth sink through my throat and spine, but if you're into that sort of thing, be my guest and compliment them as she splits your stomach open with her umbrella.

Yuka likes to play with her food a little too much for my liking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:16:00 2009 No.2460851 Beat them all at danmaku, then have tea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:21:00 2009 No.2460875 >>2460851 go back to the shrine reimu

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:26:00 2009 No.2460893
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Ask WTF is going on here. If they intend to eat me offer to make them a human tissue growing bioreactor for supplying a constant supply of human meat. Offer to make moon rocket and replicating moon invasion robots(Yukari, tried to invade teh moon amirite?). I'm an engineer, it's pretty much the only thing i can do.

>>	Web !!8uVcn//92oj Mon Apr 20 21:40:00 2009 No.2460959 >>2457076 well played sir!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:44:00 2009 No.2460981 >>2460799 Well then I would notice that evil glint and take the rose I offered and slit my throat with it and yell gurgled, "I WON!!!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:45:00 2009 No.2460985 Oh hell just throw rocks at them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:47:00 2009 No.2460989 >>2460981 You should have told them about the game first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 21:47:00 2009 No.2460990 Oh well, it is a good day to die. (Cue battle)

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