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2456387 No.2456387[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Sup weeaboos.

Just being the greatest hero of all time.

>> No.2456391

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY FRIEND SPIDERMAN

PERHAPS THEN YOU SHALL REALIZE YOUR FOLLY

>> No.2456396

I thought Hitler was the greatest hero? After all, he did come up with the answer to the jewish question.

>> No.2456403

But can he beat ORT?

>> No.2456410
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>Just being the greatest super hero of all time.

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>>2456403
Is he a villain that needs to be stopped and then given a fair trial?

Also check out my family.

>> No.2456412

>>2456396
Just because he came up with AN answer doesn't mean it was the RIGHT answer. That's why he failed.

>> No.2456408 [DELETED] 

42?

>> No.2456416

>>2456396
42?

>> No.2456418

He can't beat ORT.

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>> No.2456426
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I'm basically a super hero, founding AMERICA and all

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>>2456387

>> No.2456434
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2456434

George Washington you crazy

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There was a villainous plot involved! I assure you I wish nothing but the best towards my wife and Pat Boone!

I took them out for ice cream afterward.

>> No.2456437

>>2456421
Why does Superman hate good music?

>> No.2456438

>>2456426
in b4 pro-jackson faggotry.

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>>2456435

>> No.2456441
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>Sup weeaboos.

>Just being the greatest hero of all time.

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>>2456387
the hell with that superpower cheater. this is the greatest hero of all time. i mean look at that bulge!

>> No.2456443

>>2456438

banklover

>> No.2456445
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>>2456434
CALHOUN! My only regret in life was not killing you

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>>2456440
You clearly don't understand that I have super speed. The boy was in no danger. I even gave the money back.

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I choose you.
Delete this useless thread.

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>>2456440
See, if this guy were there, he would have saved her.

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>>2456452
There's no way you can explain this one away.

>> No.2456463
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Spiderman is Japanese and must therefore be the greatest hero of all time.

>> No.2456466

is this before or after you broke your neck?

>> No.2456469
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2456469

i know superman can dodge a speeding bullet. but can he dodge a knife?

>> No.2456476 [DELETED] 

I'll be a hero when I become president!

>> No.2456478

>>2456469
well one of supes' weaknesses is magic, so a good chunk of gensokyo can wipe the floor with him

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I'll be a hero when I become president!

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>>2456459
>>2456459
See, I told him like five hundred times not to get me anything. I felt that having him as an adopted son was enough. I took him out for ice cream later, no biggie.

Now are you going to keep bringing up non canonical happenstances from my past or are we done here?

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>>2456469
>>2456469
Well yes, between my flight and super speed I can easily dodge a knife.

Though why you would want to throw a knife at me I have no idea.

>> No.2456515

>>2456507
Unless the knife was made from kryptonite.

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>>2456515
No kryptonite knives up here.

>> No.2456550
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2456550

She'd assrape Superman and make him supercream his superboxers until he superdehydrated and superdied.

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2456553

I could kick your ass.

>> No.2456567 [DELETED] 

>>2456553
>>2456550
I believe you don't understand what I mean by the word "hero." I did not meat I could win every fight I was involved in, but that I fight selflessly to save lives and to save the earth.

Why just look at your local fire department, there's a group of heroes who don't go around picking fights with everyone.

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>>2456553
>>2456550
I believe you don't understand what I mean by the word "hero." I did not meat I could win every fight I was involved in, but that I fight selflessly to save lives and to save the earth.

Why just look at your local fire department, there's a group of heroes who don't go around picking fights with everyone.

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>>2456507
lets test this knife theory!

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>>2456569

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superior hero

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>>2456569
In that case you're obsoleted by Ron Jeremy who brings peace and happiness.

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