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The new softness!

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>> No.24525707

first for bully raccoons

>> No.24525718
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>> No.24525723

Bully ice girls who can't handle summer

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>> No.24525741

>Manage to convince an Ice Queen to go to the beach
>She flash freezes everything around her anyways

>> No.24525749
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Post your top10. Did you include the new girl on it?

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fuck i forgot the picture

>> No.24525758
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>> No.24525774

i'm working on it but it's likely she gets up high

>> No.24525779

Ya know, I've never been bothered by a lack of human ears, or with the positioning of the fox ears on top of the head. But I have to admit I was a bit weirded out when I realized that monster girls with ears on top of their head must also have ear holes on top of their head.

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>> No.24525815

Which still makes one wonder who it was who, in fairly modern times, turned the idea of a vaguely human root used for potion making into a living, sexy woman inside a flower. As far as I know they first showed up like the latter in video games and proliferated from there.

>> No.24525827

>first for
Stop, don't turn this into a general or it will be deleted

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No she didn't make it.

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>> No.24525972

Not like it’s any different from maids/shorties posting.

>> No.24525997
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>> No.24526013

Is she using herself as the glue so she can pretend to be a little gundam?

>> No.24526021

They laughed when Ice Queen's husband came to the beach in heavy winter clothes, they are not laughing now

>> No.24526034

huff bug breath

>> No.24526056

Bully the stupid ice fairy who belives herself to be the strongest.

>> No.24526065

Cuddlebug waifu

>> No.24526082

the vtuber generals haven't been deleted yet
but i agree, the "first for" shit is not good for a thread's long-term health, and is honestly not fun.

>> No.24526102

Which monster girl is most likely to wear a mask and crash planes?

>> No.24526104
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Jesus, I forgot how long this character sorter takes.

>> No.24526106
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>> No.24526131

A really jacked Nurariyon

>> No.24526185
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why bully when you can hire a raccoon girl hobo as your personal maid?

>> No.24526210

>why bully when you can hire a raccoon girl hobo as your personal maid?
You can do both

>> No.24526223

An action figure you can move at will!

>> No.24526249
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>> No.24526278


is it physical possible to drown in mofu?

>> No.24526282

>Master watching the parasite shog meido cleaning some furniture.
>pslime catching master taking a peek, lifts the dangerously short maid skirt with a slimy tendril

>> No.24526283

Night Gaunt
Dark Angel

>> No.24526302
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i guess that's true, but i dont want to be mean to anyone, so i dislike bullying in concept
just look at this poor cutie, how could you ever want to hurt her smile?

>> No.24526336

>young order noble swears he saw her eyes turn red for a moment when their eyes met at the gathering

>> No.24526390

if I play D&D with a cursed sword DM, do I have to plat as a Hexbalde warlock?

>> No.24526468

Japan is literally building a Gundam now btw

>> No.24526480
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i'm not surprised at her proximity to myconid, they're so very similar.

>> No.24526532
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>foxes in heat

>> No.24526535

>shog passing time while waiting for mastah who hasn't been born yet

>> No.24526547

That's a lot of different onee-sans or momsters

>> No.24526549

I love this guy's drawings. Terribly unpractical, but looks just like what I imagine MGE modern times would look. Urban yet whimsical.

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Happy Leaf Day, eh

>> No.24526730

Happy what now

>> No.24526790
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Not enough onee-sans or momsters

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>> No.24526828

>Human kingdom sends a hero to fight against the demons
>He's a little young but he's blessed by the heavens, so he should be OK
>They don't hear from him for weeks after he enters demon territory
>One day they get a thank you note from the demon queen herself, telling them not to worry about attacks for a while

>> No.24526861

Great taste, anon!
I love the "tall onee-san with huge breasts" type too!

>> No.24526865

When I look at that list of species I think "most of these girls are great as lolis."

>> No.24526888
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Love Hellhounds!

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>> No.24526923

i think ima redo this the extra slow way without ties because i hate how it looks

>> No.24526943

The problem with that sorter is that ties tend to fuck it all up, especially when you do it a lot. I prefer manually sorting them on the tier list, myself.

>> No.24526989
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Do dragon girls actually expect people to believe that they are super powerful and top tier?

>> No.24527001

Imagine a wonderworm walking like this to you


>> No.24527118
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A married couple, husband and wife love each other, the wife is pregnant.

So what happens if Demon Energy/Mamono Mana suddenly beams down on the husband and wife randomly by pure chance? Will the pregnant wife be unfortunately be corrupted because Demon Energy knows no bounds and limits?

>> No.24527212

Yes, that's how mamono mana works. If the woman is pregnant with a girl it'll be born a monster girl too.

>> No.24527217
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Why is this so hot and cute?

>> No.24527285

I'm gonna propose to my lizardman girlfriend, by challenging her to a duel over a death-pit.

>> No.24527302

How do I keep the undead warm?

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>> No.24527351
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Are dangerous.

>> No.24527352

“In heat” not “insane”

>> No.24527359

Such is the nature of bondage!

>> No.24527367

Come to the Lescatie MARRIAGE PIT. Duel over a pit filled to the brim with MANTICORE SPINES. A man and a mamono enter, only A COUPLE GOES OUT!

>> No.24527381

because her feral cousins keep shitting in my driveway and they won't fuck off no matter how many times i hit them with a broom so if i'm taking it out on someone it's gonna be her

>> No.24527385

Not so much because it knows no bounds or limits, but rather because of how mamono mana and the bodies of human women work. Namely women innately absorb most of their mana from the atmosphere, this makes them predisposed to absorbing mamono mana, and mamono mana feeds on and increases in the presence of other types of mana through a process called mana erosion.

>> No.24527404

The rippling motion of her lower body might be entrancing.

>> No.24527428

I prefer spiders for that.

>> No.24527429
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Bondage is kinda fucked up. Love should empower people, not debilitate them. And yet I can't help but enjoy the beauty of seeing a woman restrained.

>> No.24527444

Now that's something I wanna go to.

>> No.24527456
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I agree.

>> No.24527483

Ropes are empowering. You're never freer than when you're bound. Trust me I'm not a spider

>> No.24527527

Getting tied up by a woman is also hot.

>> No.24527560
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Bound spiders are the only way a spider could make herself fuckable to me, and even then I would probably chicken out because I don't want to take responsibility.

>> No.24527574

That’s nothing compared to being bound up IN your waifu.
Lava Golems still top tier.

>> No.24527737

Good. Those are the worst.

>> No.24527750
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I can understand that, girl from my top tier can do that too.

>> No.24527756

There’s nothing that can turn a 10/10 picture into a 3/10 faster than retarded “mommy” dialogue.

>> No.24527832

Why are the 2 Anubis and moose laughing at the poor Yeti hosing the ice?

>> No.24527854

Make sure it's flat and smooth.

>> No.24527860 [DELETED] 
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>wight knight is a hopeless romantic and obsessed with chivalric romance
>somehow has decided that anon is going to be her prince~~ss~~ and is constantly pursuing him
>naturally is a devout Eros worshiper, would have become Eros paladin if she wasn't "busy" with anon
>constantly attempting to win anon over with grand romantic gestures and when not doing that she says she is protecting you from "hooligans and knaves" (which includes bunch of dragons living in nearby mountains)
>anon is just an ordinary peasant

>> No.24527902

>wight knight is a hopeless romantic and obsessed with chivalric romance
>somehow has decided that anon is going to be her princes̶s̶ and is constantly pursuing him
>naturally is a devout Eros worshiper, would have become Eros paladin if she wasn't "busy" with anon
>constantly attempting to win anon over with grand romantic gestures and when not doing that she says she is protecting you from "hooligans and knaves" (which includes bunch of dragons living in nearby mountains)
>anon is just an ordinary peasant

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>> No.24527940

>man princess

>> No.24527960

I know, right!?
It's fucking awful!!

>> No.24527986
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NEETest mg?

>> No.24527998

I want to lick and smell every inch of a high orc's body

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>> No.24528055

Might want to lay off on the impossible whoppers there, buddy. That shit is almost as bad as mommy-talk.

>> No.24528073

That mage's lucky she's got a kikimora cleaning her mess.

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I want a big strong Hellhound to carry me like that

>> No.24528209

>dat mole
I must examine closer

>> No.24528265

Says you.

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>> No.24528330
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I wonder when we'll get some fanart that takes into account how her leotard/pattern seems to actually extend further down her body than that.

>> No.24528333

If you're going to insist on your gfd fantasies, then at least use proper gender words like "prince" instead of "princess". Unless you're an alp.

>> No.24528392

? I'm another anon.

>> No.24528397

How fast do you think she could go?
Caterpillars are pretty slow, but size has to account for something right?

>> No.24528516

Chill dude
If you look closely you will notice the "ss" in "princess" is struckthrough. I wrote it that way since the anon assumes role that is normally occupied by a female.
So she would be calling him "prince".

>> No.24528559

Well she doesn't have any habits or adaptations that require speed. Maybe if she had to she could leap far and fast by tensing her lower body and thrashing it hard against a surface (think those mexican jumping beans, they're actually propelled by tiny caterpillars inside them), but she probably couldn't do it for long without getting tired.

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I'd probably replace one of the girls in the top ten with Wonder Worm since I've always loved the Caterpillar as a character.

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>> No.24528645

I think I'm going to stick with tier list too. I'm about three quarters through the sorter and it is getting really hard to not choose "tie."

>> No.24528713

>Humpty Egg
Someone had to, but why?

>> No.24528725
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>> No.24528742

because slime that increases semen production, traps and milks you.

>> No.24528768

I find I get odd results out of the sorter because I occasionally get situations where I prefer A over B, prefer B over C, but may actually rank C over A.
Plus with the tier list it’s way easier to make adjustments.

>> No.24528784

Good taste
Yes, exactly this

>> No.24528800

Loli slime time.
I don’t hate them like it seems not people do, even if they’re not top tier for me. And rest assured anyone that married one would be set for life because I’d be constantly trading for the jelly. Just imagine the alchemical uses alone.

>> No.24528825

seems most people*

>> No.24528835

I am making a commission of my waifu. What do you guys think would be the most fitting colors for a brown skinned Jinko both in her hair, fur and stripes.

>> No.24528926

Can't go wrong with Siberian-style. White fur and brown skin look good. Or maybe the more common orange pelt but with wild red hair?

>> No.24528929

White hair and fur, black stripes.

>> No.24528932

Worshipping the warboss is what a humie slave should do anyway

>> No.24528954
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There is literally nothing wrong with being your wife's princess

>> No.24529006
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Imagine getting pulled over constantly because your Nurarihyon and Wonderworm wife keep hotboxing in the car.

>> No.24529023

imagine pulling over so you can hotbox with your nurarihyon and wonderworm wife

>> No.24529081

>Driving around with your Nurarihyon and Wonderworm wives
>So much smoke you can barely see the road
>Get pulled over by an Anubis officer
>You roll down the window and a blast of smoke hits her
>Resume driving with your Nurarihyon, Wonderworm, and Anubis wives

>> No.24529084

White and black for the fur/stripes is always a winner.

>> No.24529110

And a succubus familiar!
And me cleaning her with my tongue when she sits on my face

>> No.24529125

>Four Found Dead in Tragic Accident After Car Plunges Off Cliff

>> No.24529230

What's she smoking?

>> No.24529231

She can't just avoid her studies. tell her no facesitting until she finish her research.

>> No.24529260

One of their most especially distinctive traits is the fact that they have a penchant for “tobacco” made from Wonderland plants, mushrooms, etc., and regularly smoke it to sate their hunger. >The colorful, sweet-scented smoke that drifts in the air around them causes those who breathe it in to feel intoxicated and horny, while at the same time rationality and common sense are diminished, as if stifled by the smoke.

>> No.24529270

Very true. I guess I still need to pronebone her from time to time so she can regain some mana though

>> No.24529331

Gonna go to Wonderland and get a gift for my nurari wife!

>> No.24529368

>Go buy a new car with your Nurarihyon, Wonderworm, Anubis, and Lich wives

>> No.24529409

Could you possibly have a harem of momsters? Is it even possible to contain all that ara ara in one building?

>> No.24529424

Waifu road trip!

>> No.24529432

i wanna go on a boat trip with monsters!

>> No.24529464

>no muscle momster who forcefeeds me protein powdered cookies
life sucks

>> No.24529506

Dank cummies.

>> No.24529569

‘Taking your mom to prom’ has a whole different meaning when monstergirls are involved.

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>protein powdered cookies
>not her milk
Milk has not just protein, but also essential fats, vitamins, and calcium.

>> No.24529588

The dream. I guess the easiest way would be being adopted as a baby by some mgs who are friends to each other and they decide to raise you together into their ideal husband.

>> No.24529614

>Could you possibly have a harem of momsters?
They could all be sisters or cousins or something when they take you in.

>> No.24529645

The shit she had to buy from that Cheshire down the block, ever since the Queen made it harder to get her “tobacco” she’s had to resort to desperate measures!

>> No.24529687

All reading and no work makes Patchy a plump girl.

>> No.24529918

While they are your momsters you have to remember that you are the man of the house.
You have to take each of your momsters on dates regularly, like to a nice restaurant. Lucky for you these nice older ladies are pretty well off so it should be no problem. Also you will be quite busy breeding them almost every night

>> No.24530085
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Post girls of the monstrous variety.

>> No.24530102

Plump and soft in all the right places! Worship big fat mage butt!

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very scary monster!

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Does your waifu have a job? What does she do?

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>> No.24530429

Cute wonderworm

>> No.24530541

Wonderworm childhood friend!

Kind of wish the upper body of her older self in the second picture was a bit bigger though. Kind of loses the "little girl grew up taller than her friend" effect if it's only her caterpillar part that makes her taller.

>> No.24530565
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Beware of venturing into MG schoolgirl gang territory. Mamono delinquents are no joke.

>> No.24530579

Actually looking at the first pic, I wonder if she's supposed to be a greenworm that transforms into a wonderworm? That is she has greenworm "hands" in the first pic. So she either she changed, or the artist just thinks a young wonderworm would have greenworm hand claws.

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>> No.24530640

How do I join a delinquent gang?

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>> No.24530651

By asking I suppose.

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>> No.24530686

That's it? Cool. I thought that they would force me to do nasty things since I'm a human male and they're all monsters.

>> No.24530697

I just gave her greenworm hands because I thought it was cuter.

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Here's the only SFW image I have.

>> No.24530720

She works with magic items, mainly appraising or enchanting. She isn't the best (world class) at the latter, but coordinates with specialists to create new and exciting enchantments.
Of course she does know enough to create "proof of concept" tools...and then encourage me to try them out/have them tried out.

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She's a firefighter!

>> No.24530783

She's a curator at a Mamono History museum.

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And you would be right, greenworm's nubs are probably the best part of her.

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>> No.24530908

How fertile are oni? Asking for a friend haha.

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her face when she finds mofu'd.com in your history

>> No.24531043
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Why don't you find out for yourself?

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very fertile quickly fill both of these up

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>> No.24531144

Self-employed as a freelance mage.
I imagine us meeting as a result of me taking up a posting she made looking for an assistant.

>> No.24531174

its raping season!

>> No.24531186

no job but she makes goods to sell to buy supplies

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>> No.24531243

No such thing, this implies there's a season with no rape.

>> No.24531253
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What are you trying to imply?

>> No.24531255

Okay I'll go ask Yuugi. Wish me luck.

>> No.24531265

I want KC to expand upon the Land of the Four Fiends since the Mist Continent will be greatly expanded on in Volume 3.
I feel the lore should cover more about the monsters that aggressively rape men and their places of residency

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>> No.24531348

There should be a demon realm disease where you cum huge loads of semen uncontrollably without touching your now oversized-penis from having overfilled balls, aching it and your penis too.
Imagine your wife having to jerk your massive penis to get all the cum out into a bucket and massaging and fondling your balls to soothe the aching and help get the few small spurts of cum out.
Greila's sabbath definitely wouldn't want to give away a vaccine knowing it means big adult men aren't being lewded by force by a disease.

>> No.24531402

Yan foxes are best foxes

>> No.24531404

Do NOT fuck a Chandelure even if it has tits

>> No.24531421

>Mist Continent will be greatly expanded on in Volume 3.

OH! Would the Mist Continent be an imperialistic authoritarian hellhole that oppresses it's people and has aggressive expansionist global and foreign policies? And often utilizes the free market to it's advantage?

>> No.24531436
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If your fox isn’t equipped to have kids several times over then frankly you’re being ripped off.

>> No.24531460

Fear but also desire to cuddle with

>> No.24531474
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They also crank out gacha games starring cute guys to squeeze money out of lonely monsters.

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>> No.24531496

she has a phd in kicking your ass

>> No.24531510

that's probably what the Land of the Four Souls is for

>> No.24531512

I'm scared.

>> No.24531517

Maximum breeding potential.

>> No.24531520

Ran is safe as long as you aren’t mean to Chen.
Watch the hell out for Yuuka though.

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>> No.24531551

I want to live in the Land of the Four Fiends and get raped in public by some of the most violent jinkos have no hope of escaping the lewd and sexually-corrupt hellhole!

>> No.24531562

I can hardly tell what's going on.

>> No.24531580

Nah, it's a fantasy version of the ancient past when China was continually warring with itself rather than the modern communist version. Rather than one country, the Mist Continent consists of three warring factions, each faction consisting of a major nation and various small allied nations.

The factions are the Land of Four Fiends, Land of the Four Gods, and Land of the Four Souls.


>> No.24531605

I want to fug this bug.

>> No.24531606

Does anyone else have deep regrets they didn't get into commissions sooner? Looking back at /a/ and early /jp/ it feels like there were a lot more good artists who were regularly open and good at monster girls. Loen, Less, Sud, Luth, Cowfee, Sookmo and so many more.

These days most of those have stopped commissions or are very exclusive. There's still good monster girl artists now but they're open way less regularly if even at all and a lot of these newer non-mge artists feel like they're missing something the waifufags of old managed to find. It's like missing a golden age for commissions.

>> No.24531618

Stupid boy

>> No.24531624

I've been doing commisions for a few years, and there's still plenty of great artists that are willing to do monstergirls, you just have to look for them.

>> No.24531630

Beware, o mortal, and heed these words
Keep well the flower, and still shall sit the bell
But, should the Flourishing One wither,
This bell shall ring out warning to Yuuka
She shall know thou hast failed in thy duty
And Her anger shall burn like the midday sun

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>> No.24531670

There's a whole lot of artists out there anon, this 'golden age' you're talking about is either a myth, or it's just starting now judging by the large amount of waifufags who have found their way in the past year or two.

That being said, there are definitely a handful of artists I'm still quite disappointed that I never got to commission even after just over four years of getting commissions. Sometimes the timing just doesn't work out, but there are always other artists to go to if you know where to look.

>> No.24531675

Watching old movies with monstersgirls would involve a lot of pausing just to explain why sex/magic isn't the solution to the protagonists problems. Like take Forrest Gump for example the character of Jenny would throw them for a loop. Already you will have to explain non-sabbath pedophilia, or why Jenny doesn't transform into a monster so she can fly like she wants to, or other things of her character arc like why her not committing suicide was important and no she couldn't have been revived by a lich.

>> No.24531690

But she told me to alway rember happy day!

>> No.24531698
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Yo, Anonyama!

>> No.24531702

They would've done it whether or not you joined

>> No.24531707

Which monster would best match Lieutenant Dan?

>> No.24531724

That's why they must be recreated to be monster friendly

>> No.24531726

he'll get to experince dying

>> No.24531759


>> No.24531775

>tfw sharp teeth fetish

>> No.24531790

For fuck's sake, another re-edition of the original Star Wars trilogy?

>> No.24531818

I just want my Revan/KotOR movies movies.

>> No.24531880



>> No.24531892

first time I've REALLY looked at that fox, and damn is she trim and tight

>> No.24531921

I must become strong, just so I can defeat my waifu.

>> No.24531922

Since she's a club suit she'd just laze around smoking her pipe and that attracts men to her place.

>> No.24531927

so I shouldn't watch Boy in the Striped Pajamas or Schindler's List with a tanuki?

>> No.24531950


>> No.24531995

Just watch out for the off-suit ones.
By the time you notice the difference it may be too late.

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>> No.24532046

and then what?

>> No.24532082


>> No.24532124

Honestly, what do you do after defeating the evil demon overlord?

>> No.24532133

You are gonna rub rub the jub jub right?

>> No.24532141


>> No.24532143

Indeed, note the profile says they "seldom" attack human men, not that they don't attack them. There's no telling when you might come across a particularly forward or desperate wonderworm.

>> No.24532144
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>> No.24532151

Only after I fug fug

>> No.24532152

I'm going rub the tengu.

>> No.24532191
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>> No.24532192

hug her

>> No.24532219
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you wake up

>> No.24532243

Haha Sanae will die alone.

>> No.24532246


>> No.24532257

you sing the song of your people

>> No.24532265
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>just as I thought, a mere human can't compare to my power and speed... you lose, boy! your village is never going to see you again, welcome home... darling!
>honestly, what were you thinking, swinging that puny butter knife you call a sword like that? were you TRYING to lose?

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>> No.24532275

>were you TRYING to lose?
No, but I also had no illusion that I could win.

>> No.24532289

What a mean Ryu!

>> No.24532291

Setting off my explosive vest would have been poor sportsmanship.

>> No.24532293
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>> No.24532308

isnt that kind of worse?

>> No.24532309


>> No.24532313
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>> No.24532326

how deep does this go?

>> No.24532335

Only Doremy knows.

>> No.24532369

well that sure is an interesting maid uniform but she needs sunscreen

>> No.24532379

It’s all just Maribel-Yukari’s dream dimension which is ZUN’s alternate universe incarnation.
Trust me my dad works in japan

>> No.24532385

Burnt maid.

>> No.24532387

give her some suncream

>> No.24532399
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youre a saint

>> No.24532439

I'm going to rub it all on her because a burnt maid wouldn't be able to clean

>> No.24532466

How hard is it to force a maid to take a break

>> No.24532474

Very. Most maids are also workaholics.

>> No.24532505

just tell her to take a break or it will impact her performance

>> No.24532541

What made your wight "ohoho" most recently?

>> No.24532542

Impossible, you can fuck her while she works.
No real difficulty here.
>non-Jinko felines
You’ll be lucky if you catch them NOT on break. The outfit is mostly a costume.
If she’s working it’s so she can give you e.g. “accidental” upskirts

>> No.24532598
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>"you still haven't looked me in the eyes, anon..."

>> No.24532606

I can't help it I have autism. Now leave me alone.

>> No.24532608
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Leaf year, Toronto is going to win even with the shortened season

>> No.24532616

But that's like the one good thing my weird ass is good at I am good at looking people in the eyes it's one thing people notice like when I interviewed for work

>> No.24532628
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Leave me alone

>> No.24532633

I don't wanna.

>> No.24532653

It's not nice to harass autists like me.

>> No.24532654

All those dumb hounds and manticores are wasting so much energy chasing men around, while this anubis has figured out our greatest weakness. She'd better not share this secret with the rest, or virgin males will quickly become endangered species.

>> No.24532681

Fuck forgot the end of my sentence
>like when I interviewed for work
the would compliment me on eye contact also when I opened the image I looked at the drawing's eyes first

>> No.24532686

man, fuck off lady, I'm still not gonna do it.

>> No.24532704

Does your waifu like music can she make some herself?

>> No.24532714

What are the most common problems sent to the Human Boy Helpline?

>Why is he crying?
>He wants video games more than me!
>Why does he keep saying I am not worthy of him?

>> No.24532757

the answer is more sex

>> No.24532776

>>Why does he keep saying I am not worthy of him?
Not the other way around?

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>> No.24532797

Shit, sorry I'm tired Anon.

>> No.24532801

he could be a haughty man probably was raised by elves

>> No.24532807

The Mist Continent. Land of the Bat Virus. Thanks Mist Continent, for a trendy new disease that has ruined everyone's daily routines. And lives.

>> No.24532818

>Land of the Bat Virus.
>gives everyone cute little bat wings

>> No.24532826

Rape me, then, bitch.
Take my body like a real monster.

>> No.24532827

That kind of smug fuck should get raped by an ushi

>> No.24532850

Where is this from? A game?

>> No.24532858


>> No.24532873
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>> No.24532876

At a time like this, your waifu needs to use all her holes to heal you.

>> No.24532884
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Make me

>> No.24532886

My queen has a wonderful sense of rhythm and she often taps her paw or hums to herself when she's thinking or in a good mood. She's not very keen on modern music quite yet but she adores the piano and string instruments. We've been working up from classical and right now she's very much into jazz and swing.

>> No.24532896

I'm telling the Pharaoh!

>> No.24532901

oh so that's what the hole is for

>> No.24532902

what about a disease that causes your waifu to speak in rhymes?

>> No.24532906

I grope her ass instead

>> No.24532919

That's hot.

>> No.24532929
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But Anon, she IS the Pharaoh.

>> No.24532952
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>> No.24532965

Did you somehow miss all the ‘hound kabedons?

>> No.24532990

>not combining the video games with sex
Gotta bring new meaning to the term “hotseat”

>> No.24532999
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>> No.24533000

>after defeating the evil demon overlord
what move do you finish the demon lord off with?

>> No.24533008

Yes, so many broken walls.

>> No.24533065

a hug and a kiss

>> No.24533077
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>> No.24533091

is it slime time yet?

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>> No.24533105

final flash

>> No.24533109

With my secret technique of asking her to marry me
It does 80k emotional damage.

>> No.24533121

An all out attack with my hyper weapon!

>> No.24533134

She keeps beating me and calling me dumb for skipping every sidequest

>> No.24533202

A dab

>> No.24533221

>sabbath monsters having to keep up with the latest trends lest they look out of touch

>> No.24533246

The only group that could ever have considered that cool would be Momonika’s Sabbath.

>> No.24533255

I canceled her for a tweet she made ten years ago.

>> No.24533276

Don't look at me like that, 'put. I only posted it the first time.

>> No.24533285

Nice use of the image spoiler function.

>> No.24533302

>who would even fuck a matango it's a fucking shroom ass bitch

>> No.24533311

>how do you do fellow kids

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>> No.24533338

>start dating a Sabbath loli
>she introduces you to her parents
>yfw her mother looks younger than she does

>> No.24533361

>the mother talks about just how grown up her baby has gotten

>> No.24533363

I have made my choice, and i don't see a reason to change it.

>> No.24533369
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>> No.24533379
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>"Get in the tree, anon."

>> No.24533401

Mmmm, top-heavy foxes

>> No.24533409

I'll pass lumberfoot.

>> No.24533425

what's inside the tree?

>> No.24533431

This but unironically

>> No.24533442

You haven’t seen anything yet.

>> No.24533448
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Sorry, too busy dicking baphos

>> No.24533458

Dryad is the only girl that I consider a bad ending. Unable to move in a cramped tree sounds horrible, even with the constant sex and bug harem.

>> No.24533478

Do you people bother reading the profiles you complain about?

>> No.24533483

Consider this: Caterpillar pussy. Inchworm like internal squeezing, constantly pumping you, her incessant kissing providing you everything you need to keep going without either of you having to move a muscle besides your tongues. Reminds me of a lazy manticore.

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>> No.24533506

she looks strong, i'd be afraid of her.

>> No.24533539
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It's worded more like some kind of alternate tree dimension the size of a big house. Plus the ability to transport to other dryad trees as part of a dryad tree society.

Still, being limited to dryad trees is a bit more restriction than I would prefer.

>> No.24533543

too busy thinking about where I want to put my mouth

>> No.24533546

Then you should know that “Unable to move in a cramped tree” is absolutely not the case.

>> No.24533558


>> No.24533618
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>> No.24533651

and why should he?

>> No.24533659

if people can review bomb games they never played then why not?

>> No.24533678

Because both invite being mocked for it? It's just counterproductive compared to what we could be talking about.

>> No.24533680

Don't step on the flowers, or else SHE shows up.

>> No.24533690

No one said the trees couldn't walk, did they? LotR Pacific Rim is fucking GO!!!!

>> No.24533711

Shogs only look like they stopped working.

>> No.24533790
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Maybe because it gives you context on the subject matter and prevents you from looking like a fucking idiot?

>> No.24533835

One boob is bigger than the other

>> No.24533874

I want a gremlin futaba

>> No.24533944
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I need a Demon in a suit.

>> No.24533956
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>> No.24533963
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How do you unsmug this snug smug mug?

>> No.24533997

Himedere mofu, very expensive!

>> No.24534091
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Time for a controversial question.

Which popular girl do you hate the most?

>> No.24534112


>> No.24534121

Do Yeti's really count as popular? If not than Hellhound.

>> No.24534129
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>> No.24534151

Wow, I really shouldn't stick my penis in that...

>> No.24534187

My mind feels weird looking at this shog.

>> No.24534188


Their gimmick is stupid. What is the appeal of a girl with an onahole when an onahole is a replacement for a girl?

>> No.24534198

I want a story about a bunch of lilems scheming on corrupting a huge government filled with powerful men getting raped and blackmailed by them and forcing them to do lewd and degenerate things with lesser monsters for their entertainment.

>> No.24534237

It allows for more creative positioning.

>> No.24534244

any loli
I genuinely don't get it
Is it some sort of sexual contrarianism?

>> No.24534249
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You either get it or you don't.

>> No.24534286

Man, wearing a 'I <3 MILF' hoodie is just asking for it.

>> No.24534295

Well calling it a onahole is a bit of an understatement. It's more like a second, extremely exotic, vagina that serves as extended foreplay for more intimate sex.

>> No.24534341
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Fuck snakes

>> No.24534377
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It's just normal, healthy, human behavior

>> No.24534391
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No, they fuck you.

>> No.24534393

Those girls don't look 14 years old

>> No.24534395

>witch sees the statistics
>"Holy cunny! I better show this to Bapho-sama immediately!"

>> No.24534399

It's a drawing anon, they could both be like a billiondy years old for all you know.

>> No.24534409 [DELETED] 

Atla-Nancha, for being a loli and for the verbal abuse gimmick.

>> No.24534423

Moon rabbits are really only good for their sex appeal. Otherwise they're totally useless.

>> No.24534427

Kuro is an apex predator.

>> No.24534438

Worse than Matango?

>> No.24534446
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>> No.24534456

reisen goes to school by bus

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>> No.24534495
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>> No.24534509

Marisa Kirisame is WONDERFUL

>> No.24534533

U wot m8

>> No.24534538
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>> No.24534549


>> No.24534551

>No cute leaky mommysnek

>> No.24534557

Hellhounds. Look I don't like dogs and I don't find blacks attractive, simple as.

>> No.24534567

I could see her pinning me to a tree and refusing to move for several days.

>> No.24534584

I absolutely loathe dogs but hellhound is my favorite

>> No.24534585

What would wonderland tobacco smell like?

>> No.24534586

A few hits of her pipe and you won't want to move. Just lie back and let her take care of you.

>> No.24534604

Hellhounds if only because retards never waste the opportunity to stir up dumb shit involving them like fucking clockwork.

>> No.24534613

Wonderland seems like a scary place

>> No.24534615

Nothing like a little opium to help cool the nerves

>> No.24534626

sweet and fruity

>> No.24534633

just think about how your semen is cooling her nerves while she blows you for hours

>> No.24534637
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I've personally never met any people in real life that had charcoal-colored skin, but okay.

>> No.24534653

We need a Jormomgandr MG with that motif.

>> No.24534658
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Best monsters to perform cunnilingus on?

>> No.24534674

lots of girls want to rape you there!

>> No.24534682
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>> No.24534691

Which monster would be the most harmless yandere?

>> No.24534697

Tewi's bunny cunny wonderland scares the dick stiff.

>> No.24534702


grape flavoured slime girl

>> No.24534704
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>> No.24534727


>> No.24534731

Kobold, she'd just bark at catgirls that look your way

>> No.24534736

Barometz would be an experience

>> No.24534742


speaking of fruity slimes, I wonder if you could change a slimes flavouring if you made them absorb and digest a bunch of fruit?

>> No.24534764
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>> No.24534787

Wouldn’t your head have to go into the thing?

>> No.24534792

that's adorable

>> No.24534804

Please don’t bully the Alps like that.

>> No.24534812
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Manticore, preferably while she is giving me a tail-bulb job.

>> No.24534824

Titania she's just too cute of a fairy

>> No.24534851
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>what move do you finish the demon lord off with?

this one never fails

>> No.24534870

I want a fox with massive beasts that fill out her kimono to try and join the adventuring party.
Watching the flatter salamander pout at our new illusionist would sure be something.

>> No.24534874

what are you even supposed to do if they move into your garden?

>> No.24534883

Her moves are fast.
Her brain is slow.

>> No.24534921

It'll work out

>> No.24534981

Dumb Maus.

>> No.24534998
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>Dark Slime

She's pretty close though. I certainly wouldn't argue if she wanted to join the harem as long as she doesn't mind how much of a pervert my Jabberwock waifu is. I can't imagine that being a problem since she's from Wonderland, though.

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>> No.24535051

>But look at her Anon! Those robes will do NOTHING in practical combat, even if 'enchanted!'
>A-and she clearly isn't in shape to wield a broad axe!
>In fact, I bet these bags of fat aren't even real!

And then the fox lets out very lewd moans when they salamander starts molesting that chest.

>> No.24535053
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>> No.24535060
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>Dark Elf
>Inari (Especially the sealed evil kind)
>Dark Mage

Honestly, I don't care for the insect girls.

>> No.24535063

Introduce them to some bee girls to keep them busy.

>> No.24535073

>Now they're just trying to get him into fivesomes.

>> No.24535125
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Big girls are for smothering you with their meaty bodies in bed.

>> No.24535168
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>> No.24535170

but my bed is too tiny for her

>> No.24535179

Don't worry. She'll buy you a new one when she moves in.

>> No.24535181

Just get another big girl to use as a bed.

>> No.24535190

dont worry she will sleep on the bed and you will sleep on her

>> No.24535209

>lay on one girl, while another lays on you
>sandwiched between to soft monsters with no escape
This seems oddly comfy.

>> No.24535227

Works best with a shortstack softstack on top but two big soft girls works as well.

>> No.24535229

This might be the fastest I've seen art of this quality come out for a new girl.

>> No.24535240

It's a bit friendlier now that we know of the wonderworm. There are quite a few Wonderland ladies I'd like to avoid, but finding her might be worth the risk.

>> No.24535256

My wife seems to think so, or something like that. Only the Queen and her servants would really bother me.

>> No.24535257

Cheshire. I don't like their personality or how they're used.

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>> No.24535358

Go away boat poster. This thread is for monster girls.

>> No.24535362

Yuki-chan needs a thick milkshake on summer days in Winterstown, Yeti-chan can be found lounging in a small pool filled with ice cubes to cool down

>> No.24535382
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No one can handle the summer

>> No.24535393

>Wendi-chan enjoys rolling down the grassy hills
>Her coat is just a mishmash of green and brown

>> No.24535411
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Boatgirls are basically tsukumogami anyway.

>> No.24535438

Just use an Ittan-momen as a sheet

>> No.24535526

Imagine hiring a raccoon maid and catching her giving her relatives your left overs

>> No.24535536
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But my comforter would get jealous.

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summer is fine if you live in the water

>> No.24535580
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Maybe the adventuring life isn't so bad

>> No.24535644

This makes me want to run into a bunch of tanned, colorful Sahus in the tropics that are big on oppai.

It is.
Good for your wallet AND love life.

>> No.24535654

The water gets hot too, dumbfish

>> No.24535675

My wife! Cute lolis in general

>> No.24535699

I want to be reverse-gangbanged by seductive monsters in business attire like demons and short-adult-sized tanukis

>> No.24535701
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How intimidating is/are your wife/ves?
For those who still haven't found a waifu, how intimidating do you like your monsters?

>> No.24535719

Still much cooler than surface temps

>> No.24535743

Old Toby, the finest pipeweed in all of Wonderland.

>> No.24535746
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My wife played college ball, ya know? She could have gone pro if she hadn't joined the navy.

>> No.24535754
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She's not really intimidating to me outside of a few playful threats but for others she'd act just like a normal dragon.

>> No.24535766

One is not very intimidating for a variety of reasons relating to her size and figure.
The other is tall enough, and busty enough, to be terrifying when she breaks out the jinko stare.

>> No.24535779

Wonderworm is so wonderful that I actually want a second wife but I need to figure out if I can get one to live on waterfront property outside of wonderland but let her bring a little wonderland along to grow her tobacco

>> No.24535785

>that bloody handprint and good look scripples in blood
jesus fuck dude.

>> No.24535789

She is fucking amazing in staring contests and has a cold gaze

>> No.24535799

I dont get it

>> No.24535828


>> No.24535829
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That one is only imposing to women that child steal her hubby away
she's a total softie around him

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At face value not very, then the magic starts casting and next thing you know everything is on fire.

>> No.24535844

She's fairly powerful, but a huge dork.

>> No.24535874
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>> No.24535897

Big, fluffy, pink hellhound - not scary!

>> No.24535905

Attempt (but fail hard at) corrupting a miko. Then try (and fail miserably) to corrupt the two goddesses inhabiting the shrine!

>> No.24535908


thats alotta snake

>> No.24535916

Just bake them something and slip additives in.

>> No.24536013

Dragon (ryu), actually.

>> No.24536036

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for the magical lightshows that'll be popping up on the 4th.
Some dark mages can't hold back.

>> No.24536042

She'd probably be easier to convince than some other Wonderland monsters, since she doesn't seem to value/focus on the "madness" of Wonderland as much and thus could fit in easily enough elsewhere.

>> No.24536049

well this is fucking cursed

>> No.24536065
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Where can I find some of those cursed videos that makes ghost girls come out of your screen?

>> No.24536077

Try the video store. Hehehe.

>> No.24536079

Remember to play the video while simultaneously looking at outrageously large tits.
It may impact whatever pops out.

>> No.24536091

She can be very intimidating, with or without intending to be. That grin of hers is unnerving enough as it is, so it's perfectly understandable that most people would be concerned when she starts cackling.

Honestly, it's only to mask her shyness/awkwardness...usually...

Look, as long as I'm with her and I'm not angry with you, you should be fine...probably...

>> No.24536094

>dark mage onee-san spends the evening making your rocket explode inside her

>> No.24536110
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I don't think she can get out...

>> No.24536122

She's actually the most gentle monster that I like too, such a good bug.

>> No.24536128

Congrats, you've not only increased her titsize but also found an excuse to get a new monitor.
Alternatively, just do an HDMI cable to your TV

>> No.24536131
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>> No.24536140

This is oddly wholesome

>> No.24536172

I wonder if picture quality would affect her. Like coming out of a CRT would cause her to look dirty and her clothes are a mess, while coming out of a 4K screen makes her look flawlessly beautiful and clean.

>> No.24536187

Probably, although she'd look better in real life regardless.

>> No.24536250

>record over a ghost's cursed vhs
>she's still there, but now she's been incorporated into whatever show you recorded
>she gets slimed when she answers wrong on a game show
>she swaps in for one of the players in a beach volleyball match
>she's confused as to why all the horny teens in the horror movie are running from her
>the cooking show host is showing her how to make a homecooked meal "for that special man in her life"

>> No.24536273

i know the bigdog's shotgun is a remington 870 with fagp- i mean magpul furniture but what the fuck is the spotmini weilding? is that a nail gun?

>> No.24536276

I want to tell her that i she would look better Pregnant!

>> No.24536295
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You can't impregnate ghosts

>> No.24536322

Is that a challenge?

>> No.24536341

I would fug both of them I love mechanical monsters

>> No.24536350

Looks like it. Bigdog's a police model in that image, spotmini looks like she's for construction purposes.

>> No.24536370 [SPOILER] 
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How do you make cheeky demons react like this?

>> No.24536390

A rare vintage

>> No.24536417

Just j-j-jam it in.

>> No.24536441

Not at all until the magic comes out.
>Bapho's Familiar
Not at all.
She's a seven and a half foot tall dragon girl who's into all of the fetishes.
Same as the Bapho.
Not particularly
>Wurm twins
They would be if they weren't so cheerful. The three of them do a pretty good job of making sure that Hellhound waifu behaves herself and keeps the rape to an appropriate level, though.

>> No.24536443
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>> No.24536459

I don't understand

>> No.24536460

The kakuen isn’t intimidating neither is the raiju the ryu and the mad hatter can be but they won’t usually get mad unless someone threatens us or someone outside of the harem tries to get me without permission

>> No.24536468

She's only intimidating if something threatens to harm me or children. Otherwise, she's very motherly to everyone

>> No.24536472

somethings wrong with that spider

>> No.24536481

Well, at any rate don't worry about it

>> No.24536482

Why aren't there any skunk girls?

>> No.24536485


I'll take 10

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>> No.24536508

I'd consider it. Cute eyes go a long way.

>> No.24536527

You lost me.

>> No.24536576

Be careful, Anon. Monsters have ways of cracking dense human boys.

>> No.24536619

They're all in /vg/. Go bug them instead.

>> No.24536621

how do they do that?

>> No.24536651

Four Souls = best goals

>> No.24536656

What happens if I j-j-jam my PNS into her VAG?

>> No.24536678

give them a blank sheet of paper with your signature at the bottom

>> No.24536709

surprise grab and yank their tail and give the tip a violent lick

>> No.24536771

Useless bug just lazes around all day getting high
Useless wife

>> No.24536796

she will be useless with you

>> No.24536900
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Cuddle with the bug

>> No.24536956
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>> No.24536985

greenworm has a cute face

>> No.24536987

Tomboy dark mages who happen to be friends with mikos. Perfect for corruption. But it backfires miserably.

>> No.24537016

Why? They're both virgins.

>> No.24537049

For all the animal anatomy that somehow DOES work as an accompaniment to the human female form.... caterpillar just doesn't do it for me.

>> No.24537062

I don't like either.

>> No.24537127

monster girls in mini-skirts so short they barely hide anything.

>> No.24537144

Honestly, my main reason for disliking greenworm, besides being a loli, was the lack of hands. Wonderworm fixes both of those things.

>> No.24537151
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Caterpillar version of this when?

>> No.24537161

A string wrapped around the waist with 5mm of fabric as the "skirt."

>> No.24537195

what would you do if your daughteru raped her childhood friend

>> No.24537201
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>tanuki in a dark alleyway handing out leaves
>pressuring you as you walk by her alley every day
>"take this leaf man, it'll let you fly and float, hehe..." she says while drooling and twiddling her fingers about
>"free first time, I promise! don't give business to those foxes across the street, their products are counterfeit!"

>> No.24537222

Push her in the alley and give her a bunch of hickeys

>> No.24537254

why is she in the alley? I'd bring her lunch every day and eat it with her

>> No.24537316

Shotgun wedding time

>> No.24537362

Tell him to be a man and rape her back

>> No.24537364
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Jabberwock is better anyways

>> No.24537397

That's not how I raised her where did she learn that?

>> No.24537414

I want a lewd, loli jaberwock.Wonderland Sabbath when?

>> No.24537440

I personally prefer my jabberwocks to be taller and just a tad bit thiccer.

>Wonderland Sabbath when?
Already exists, my fren

>> No.24537494

>I learned it by watching you!

>> No.24537521

A fox wife, a cat daughter and a gap-hag mother.

>> No.24537537
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True. The /d/ragon is the best dragon.

>> No.24537611

Wonderland girls are among the few that could keep up with me fetish-wise. Jabberwocks however would outpace me in that regard which is why I love them so much. That and they have numerous tongues. I love tongues

>> No.24537619

Now we're talking!

I want a demon to wear this while trying to get me to sign her contract.

>> No.24537685

Tanuki and unidentifiable alien with red and blue wings.

>> No.24537739
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I wanna connect with Titty-Anne nee-san by playing Death Stranding with her!

>> No.24538137

I want a monster girl to use an illusion spell so she can dress really lewdly but only I can see it and everyone else just think she's wearing normal clothes.

>> No.24538295
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What we really need is a gamer sabbath. Imagine a lewd, loli version of twitch where the streamers regularly hook up with their favorite fans. Why sell Sabbath Scout cookies when pedophiles throw money at your members for playing games online in skimpy clothes or no clothes at all?

>> No.24538349

Zettai ryouiki.

>> No.24538419

which monsters have curved swords

>> No.24538573

Girtablilu and Anubis probably

>> No.24538578

I wish I had a tomboyish black-white dark mage for a girlfriend.

>> No.24538698

Need Tomboy monster.

>> No.24538734
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I don't think I have any tomboy art, but I have a Salamander in spats.

>> No.24538765
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I feel like the regular Sabbath has that covered.
They have plenty of time where they're just hanging around after all.

>> No.24538813

Would she be mad if I stuck my face in her butt?

>> No.24538822

salamanders are great

>> No.24538832

She'd wrap her tail around your neck to prevent you from pulling away

>> No.24538848

If she does that, does it count as her deciding to marry me, or does that come later?

>> No.24538854

For the time being, you are wrasslin'

>> No.24538866

Sounds like something Momonika's bunch would get up too.

>> No.24538958

"Wrestling" or Wrestling-Wrestling

>> No.24538977


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>> No.24539096

>"By the Chief Goddess! There comes Amanda with a Steel Chair!"

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>> No.24539270
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they lost the moon wars to a bunch of golf balls. all they're good for now is worshipping human balls with their tongues.

>> No.24539432
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We all do

>> No.24539771
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Would a Phantom make you watch dumb chick-flick musicals like Mamma Mia or Moulin Rouge, or would you watch cool musicals like The Producers or Little Shop of Horrors?

>> No.24539826
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She can re-create any movie or musical, with her as the main character of course.

>> No.24539838

In that case we'll remake Notting Hill.

>> No.24539926


They're both intimidating, and when they're together even more.

>> No.24539934

Reminder that Wonderworms are kiss sluts

>> No.24540078

Do Hatters object if a Wonderworm starts blowing smoke rings during one of her tea parties?

>> No.24540332

It probably smells like strawberry so she wouldn't mind

>> No.24540389

I'd rather wrestle a drunk oni. Like Yuugi.

>> No.24540718

Relating to the last thread
>Glow-in-the-dark Dark elves interrogate you and your two compatriots regarding subversive activities

>> No.24540797

Damn glowhags. Bet they keep a few operatives on /human boy general/ and try and start shit.

>> No.24540889

>Hatter is miffed that her tea room is turning into an opium den from all the smoke hanging in the air
>She takes off her hat to reveal an electric fan that turns on
>Not only does it blow the smoke away, it comically pushes the wonderworm on her stool away
What a wonderful blowjob!

>> No.24540907

Which monster girl can pull off the reverse bunnysuit the best?

>> No.24540930

This reminds me I should buy the Dirty Pair omnibus.

>> No.24540971

Opium wars.

>> No.24541091

British worm vs Chinese hatter?

>> No.24541114
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Her verbal abuse and piercing stares are pretty intmidating.

>> No.24541221

Really happy that we finally got one of those. (besides ghoul). It's even making me re-consider my wife's species a bit.

>> No.24541229

Pretty much.

>> No.24541301

All the ones I thought of would on second thought actually look better just wearing only normal thighhighs+elbow gloves instead.

>> No.24541393

Though to be clear, World Guide 3 mentioned many monsters of many species become addicted to kissing. For the wonderworm an oral fixation is just a uniting initial trait.

>Additionally, the taste of the mana contained in saliva isn't so important as the act of ingesting it through kissing. From what I've heard, the unbearable sensation of having a man's mana flow into one's head, seemingly melting one's thoughts, is even sweeter than an internal vaginal ejaculation, and it is addictive, so many monsters will frequently beg their partner for kisses.

>> No.24541404

I don't like it.

>> No.24541409

Maids with that attitude need extremely lewd bodies.

>> No.24541444


>> No.24541458

Would a demon keep trying to get you to just quit your job so she can be the one working and you can just stay at home and do whatever you want?

>> No.24541523

Amazons have the right idea.

>> No.24541594

You know, being a house husband doesn't sound that bad.

>> No.24541636

Eating out your wife while she's eating delicious dinner you lovingly cooked for her is more than "not bad".

>> No.24541638

Honestly, yeah. I like to cook and would be fine to clean up around the house. Plus, imagine setting up a surprise for when she comes home!

>> No.24541726

Greeting your Amazon waifu at the door in naked apron.

>> No.24541829
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>> No.24542055

Fem-Fulgrim is a bad waifu since all she want to do is have sex and do drugs and being told she's the greatest.

Go for fem-Vulkan and get all the hugs you'd ever need.

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>> No.24542106

Oh god, she's perfect.

>> No.24542164

Source please?

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>> No.24542216

I want to rub my hands on the greenworm's premature titties

>> No.24542236
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>> No.24542242

jesus, she must be proud to have large tits

>> No.24542324
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You call that large?

>> No.24542352

What does it take to join the Demon Army?
What's demon realm training like? Are they merciless with you?

>> No.24542427

>sign up for the demon army
>assigned as a cook
>soldiers keep insisting on "personally" thanking you for the good meal
>strangely enough, it's a good meal even if you fall asleep and turn the meat into charcoal

>> No.24542466
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Metal slime when?

>> No.24542502

I didn't need to see this cringe.

>> No.24542505

>All the girls in the army are single
>They are just happy to have a man cook for them
That's kinda sad actually.

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>> No.24542541

Well obviously they're single, why do you think they enlisted.

>> No.24542577

The secret indigence is love.
I wonder how long it would take one to rape you.
Or perhaps the demon general has already marked you.

>> No.24542678

>disdain for chestlets

>> No.24542726

Hey now, let's not stereotype. Some of them are incubi or monsterized women who were soldiers/fighters as humans and wanted to continue that lifestyle/career. Others are married monsters seeking to protect their husbands and loved ones.

But yeah, most of them are just hoping being part of the army will give them a chance to grab a man.

>> No.24542853


From what I read I think the only incubi in the monster army is an elite unit of former heroes corrupted and serving the DL.

>> No.24542930

This is the perfect Automaton.

>> No.24543027

>She had to split the sides to get it to fit

What a fattie

>> No.24543112
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What am I supposed to do if I'm a shota who encounters a fox in heat? Call to police for help and hope they're a good cop who will help me even during mating season?

>> No.24543136

They'll either 1. come over to laugh at you 2. take you for themselves.

>> No.24543139

She ain't perfect unless she can produce robot army for world conquest.

>> No.24543167

Walk without rhythm.

>> No.24543189
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Better to be in the hands of a monster girl cop who has received good girl training.

>> No.24543190

What if I tell the nice police lady I'm feel like I'm getting stalked and I'm afraid to go home alone?

>> No.24543236

>file for restraining order against fox neighbor that keeps molesting you
>demon officer says "it will be taken care of, don't worry"
>next day
>police come knocking on your door, restrain you and let your pervert neighbor inside
This is what happens when you don't familiarize yourself with MGC laws before immigrating.

>> No.24543300

well my grandpa peeled potatoes in korea so I better follow his standards and make sure those girls get the best food I'll just need to improvise with whatever ingredients are given, but they won't get burned food. I know a way to improve company moral I'll add a meal request box that way I can learn what everyone's favorite food is

>> No.24543337

>Be anon, living in the suburbs
>Cute baphomet neighbour sometimes comes over to give me a batch of cookies or play videogames
>Usually very wholesome, but one day she starts getting touchy
>She straight up tries to sit on my lap, panties off
>Move away from her but she keeps following me
>Make it outside
>Surely her parents will see this and stop her right?
>She tackles me, eyes mad with lust
>See werewolf neighbour taking her kids inside and call the police
>It's over
>Struggle with her until the police arrive
>Oh well, I hope my prison rapist will be a nice girl at least
>However, the police don't touch me at all
>Instead, they grab my little neighbour
>Turns out she's a 800 year old baphomet and she's too old for "Romeo and Juliet" laws to apply
Fucking lolibabas I swear.

>> No.24543338
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There are others, I guess you haven't read MGE volume 2 published by Seven Seas?

Really, there seem to be incubi serving in many of the various jobs that have been detailed for mamono realms. Other ones we know about are chefs who are incubi, and mamono realm beast hunters who are incubi. And of course there are the various leaders who are incubi.

>> No.24543420

Is your wife a squirter?

>> No.24543443

She's an undine so yes

>> No.24543447

Dumb worm

>> No.24543467

you know if you personalize all their meals you are going to become their husband

>> No.24543556

I dono, but it would be fun to have a lich.
Having sex with her and she's full on kuu-dere but she's also squirting like crazy since she's constantly having orgasms.

>> No.24543579

what meal would you cook for your waifu on special occasions

>> No.24543596

Depends on how corporeal she is. You obviously can't impregnate the kind that go through you but if she's the type who eats and sleeps, it should work.

>> No.24543604

is this the one that serves a male gremlin?

>> No.24543615

>You can't impregnate ghosts
I'm gonna impregnate everyone in my undead harem or die trying!
Most likely the latter.

>> No.24543658

Hopefully soon. I've been waiting since 2010 for one.

>> No.24543668

What is a myojo? I feel ignorant. A search didn't bring up anything.

>> No.24543687

I want my liquid gold slime daughteru that I can raise with a dragon

>> No.24543828

Not with me.

>> No.24543839

>tfw your adopted amazoness daughteru (now adult and built like a mountain) comes home one day throws you over her shoulder and takes you before the amazoness chieftain then proceeds to reverse mating press you
>apparently the reason why a single male was allowed to live so close to an amazoness village unmolested is because they considered you "bethrothed" to her