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Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:12:50 2008 No.245008 [Reply] [Original]

My ideal Japanese girl is about 30 pounds overweight, about half of which is in her tits. She has large breasts and pink hair, and she doesn't own a cell phone. Obviously I'm her first real boyfriend. She is just as interested in England as I am in Japan, but she's a sucker for anime and watches religiously. She still likes to buy DVDs, but I'm slowly converting her to the joys of piracy. She's an amazing artist, and her parents are incredibly wealthy. They don't like the idea of her being with a foreigner, but they make nice to my face.

And then I woke up. So alone. Cold and alone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:13:44 2008 No.245017 >She's an amazing artist You don't want an artist. They get too big for their boots after a while, especially if you're their first boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:14:11 2008 No.245019 Maybe you're being too picky?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:14:17 2008 No.245020 >>245017 But she's perfect, that won't happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:15:38 2008 No.245028 >Japanese girl >overweight >She has large breasts LOLED HARD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:16:39 2008 No.245039 >>245008 Nice cans. Her tits are OK, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:18:05 2008 No.245052 >She is just as interested in England Good luck

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:18:08 2008 No.245050 File: 29 KB, 374x250, 1205882288542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>and she doesn't own a cell phone >>her parents are incredibly wealthy

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:19:48 2008 No.245065

She's probably sitting in her bedroom in Niigata right now, masturbating to a doujin of a fat american hikkikomori dude seducing a fujoshi like her

you'll never meet, and even if you did, it would be the most awkward and bried moment of fear ever witnessed

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:20:26 2008 No.245071 Fifteen pounds of cleavage? Excessive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:20:38 2008 No.245072 >>245071 gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:21:17 2008 No.245078 >>245065 Followed by awesome, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:22:49 2008 No.245089 Ronery threads? In MY /jp/?! ...Oh, right. mootle agreed. Let's not bother him about it.

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:27:28 2008 No.245123

My ideal Japanese girl is about six years old. She lives with me in my 1LDK in Tokyo. She only knows three words in English: "Uncle clown" and "harder". She has a little pot belly and a totally smooth plump kooch. Her butthole is like a pink rabbit nostril, and she loooooooves jam. Her favourite flavour is whichever flavour is coating my balls. She also likes ice cream and watching anime.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:28:02 2008 No.245127 >>245123 >Uncle clown Heh heh..

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:28:06 2008 No.245128 who would be interested in the british? they're boring as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:28:08 2008 No.245129 >>245123 See, this is what 4chan's all about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:31:15 2008 No.245145 >>245128 The British USED to be awesome, with an awesome history and great style. Now they let Muslims run amok and destroy their legal system like the rest of pussified Europe. What happened to you, Britain?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:34:23 2008 No.245159 >>245123 omg I lol'd so hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:35:29 2008 No.245163 >>245145 is a britfag

>>	Onsokumaru !!ncYyB/oJlJM Tue Mar 18 23:36:15 2008 No.245167 >>245123 win win win win win win

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 23:42:18 2008 No.245194 >>245008 She's perfect, you'll never meet her. You'll settle for a girl who's nothing like that and not care because you "love" her. FUUUCK.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 00:11:41 2008 No.245348 >>245065 best reply ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 00:12:55 2008 No.245350 no fat chicks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 00:16:26 2008 No.245376 >>245008 this is delicious copypasta i must have moar

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 01:26:58 2008 No.245824 so ronery

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 01:29:24 2008 No.245839 >>245123 lol'd I'm also rock hard right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 01:29:47 2008 No.245843 >>245123 >And then I woke up. So alone. Cold and alone. FUUUUCCCK

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 01:58:19 2008 No.245992 DFC > boobage

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:11:16 2008 No.246069 File: 267 KB, 566x800, 1205892676729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>245992 Objection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 19 02:44:28 2008 No.246339 File: 33 KB, 640x480, 1205894668664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>245008 Your fortune: You will inspire many if you try but always remain a virgin. Picture related

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