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2449668 No.2449668 [Reply] [Original]

If a youkai was to eat me I would prefer Rumia. I would gladly lay my life down to sustain such a cute being. How about you anon?

>> No.2449668,1 [INTERNAL] 

How many youkai eat humans?

>> No.2449668,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2449668,1
None since spellcards

>> No.2449668,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>2449668,2
What about the human hunting parties? Shit is canon.

Also,
>>2449668
is that so?

>> No.2449668,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>2449668,3
They hunt Youkai not following rules.

>> No.2449668,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>2449668,4
No, I mean the transborder hunting parties that Yukari organizes every now and then. It's the reason why people mysteriously disappear in the real world.
So, good news is, you're in Gensokyo now. And there's a welcome feast.
Bad news, you're the main dish.

>> No.2449668,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>2449668,5
Well, Yukari does whatever she wants. If the balance of Gensokyo is unperturbed, everything's alright.

>> No.2449668,7 [INTERNAL] 

Gensokyo is a merry land filled with fun so you don't have to worry about getting eaten.

>> No.2449674

If I was screwed to die by Rumia's hand, I would at least make sure I destroy Rumia's amulet and take it down with me...so that the entire world would be screwed along side me.

>> No.2449674,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>2449668,7
Man, I wish I could believe that. My family was eaten by youkai, and now I spend the days alone, trying to get a good harvest from this useless land, with nothing but the sweat on my brow and these primitive tools.
So tired...

>> No.2449674,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>2449674,1
Just get some faries and eat them, they come back.

>> No.2449685

wat

>> No.2449689

They're all cute. Why be picky?

>> No.2449703

I'd rather Patchouli.

>> No.2449704

>>2449674
Not canon bro, enjoy your lies/

>> No.2449726

Flan, suck blood, hard cock, strawberry ice cream, etc.

>> No.2449736

So, 4chan is back?

>> No.2449743
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2449743

I seriously doubt there is a better way to die than this.

>> No.2449754

Remilia, I'd enjoy the neckbites.

>> No.2449764

>>2449743

I figured she would be like Hazuki from Moon Phase. She won't be able to suck enough to kill you if you're in good shape.

>> No.2449776

Yuka

>> No.2449777

>>2449764
I don't think any vampire could drink enough to kill a human. Either they get fat and have huge stomachs or they waste like 3/4ths of a kill's blood.

Unless they're like Alucard or something and can just draw the blood directly into being a part of their body.

>> No.2449791

>>2449777

I would put it directly into my penis.

>> No.2449807

Kappa, I have an ass like a cavern. It would be an amusing event.

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2449821

I want the Yakumos to feast on me. Chen biting through my arm = love. To say otherwise means you are a ass fucked homo.

>> No.2449825

I want Meiling to eat me.

>> No.2449844

>>2449668

Thought Anon didn't believe in scary Gensokyo where youkai peel your skin off like the rind of an orange to get at your sweet, fatty human flesh.

You chaps all maintained that the youkai abductions were merely hoaxes.

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2449846

I'll rather being caved by Keine.

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2449852

Death by vampires doesn't seem too bad.

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2449860

I want Yuyuko to take her time devouring me.

>> No.2449876

ITT vorefags

>> No.2449892

>>2449846
UGUU

>> No.2449907

I'd eat them

>> No.2449908

Has /jp/ really fallen so low that we want Touhous to eat us now?

>> No.2449919

>>2449908

It's always been like that, I suspect.

>> No.2449923

I don't want to be eaten and wouldn't anyway.

fucking touhou's are too busy playing cards and pretending to be lesbians to eat peoples.

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2449945

>>2449908

I've always wanted Rumia-chan to slowly tear me apart while I die in bliss.

>> No.2449961

>>2449908
I'd prefer being "eaten", not just being eaten. If you know what I mean.

>> No.2449971

>>2449704
Her eating people is not canon either.

>>2449844
Gensokyo's natives are protected and live in peace in harmony together with all youkai. Outsiders, not so much.

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2449973

I'd let Rumia eat me IYKWIM.

>> No.2449976

>>2449971

>Her eating people is not canon either.

Heresy, vile heresy. How dare you discount the Word Of ZUN?

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2449982

>>2449668
It'd make her so happy. Look, it matches her ribbon.

>> No.2449997

>>2449971
>Gensokyo's natives are protected and live in peace in harmony together with all youkai. Outsiders, not so much.
We drove vampires and other powerful youkai to extinction, offcourse they're afraid of the outside.

>> No.2450006

>>2449971
>Her eating people is not canon either.
>3: Even though she looks young, she eats humans.
At the very least, she used to eat humans, or Akyu's lying.

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