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PROTIP: Poor Chicks are super easy.

>> No.2442593

>Poor chicks are sluts.
Oh, okay. Thanks for the info.

>> No.2442598
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2442598

But Yayoi is a good girl.

>> No.2442600

>>2442598

so is Sanae, if ya know what I mean.

>> No.2442611
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>>2442600
No. I don't.

>> No.2442620

>>2442611

it means she has a price. maybe it's a warm meal, maybe it's just some attention (She is the oldest of what, 5? 7?), just a little is all it takes.

then sex begins.

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>> No.2442662

hey, remember that time when She was piloting a giant mecha?

...yeah, me neither.

>> No.2442666

>>2442620
whats that got to do with sanae

>> No.2442669

>>2442666

it means she's a slut.

>> No.2442694
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PROTIP: Sex is free, and better than cable.

>> No.2442695
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>>2442620
Will a donut do?

>> No.2442702

>>2442695

yeah.

heck, I heard she'll do some crazy shit just for some natto.

>> No.2442716

>>2442695
LMFAO

>> No.2442718

>>2442694
>Implying that people here watch cable.

>> No.2442734

>Sex is free

wut

>> No.2442755

>>2442734
It doesn't cost any money, so even poor people can afford it.

>> No.2442762

>>2442755
unless it's rape, it has several hidden fees

>> No.2442803
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2442803

But cheap is not always the best.
Picture very related.
It's the best.

>> No.2442810

>>2442803

but she's terrible at it, just like she's terrible at singing.

>> No.2442811

>>2442762
rape cost more in fines.

Trust me I did the numbers.

Best option will always be a sock.

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2442825

Picture related?

>> No.2442847

>>2442589
But Yayoi becomes loaded later!

>> No.2442858

>>2442847
If you know what I mean~

>> No.2442857

>>2442847

she'll probably blow it all on food and a man whore.

and then the copypasta from hell occurs.

>> No.2442866

>>2442858
I don't.

>> No.2442868 [DELETED] 

>>2442810
Chihaya is the best singer, actually.

>>2442857
She buys producer a car, actually.

>> No.2442871

>>2442858
...LOADED WITH MY KID, amirite?

>> No.2442872

>>2442810
Chihaya is the best singer, actually.

>>2442857
She buys producer a car. She's too sweet to waste her money on selfish things.

>> No.2442874

>>2442866
Having to explain it means I've already failed as a human. Thanks a lot...

>> No.2442876
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2442876

But you can't buy a girl in the West dinner without risking being chauvinistic. But I guess she's okay where she is. Though from what little I know Idolmaster I like when she's being raped by Iori.

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>>2442874
Any time.
>>2442872
Like I said! Good girl.

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>>2442857
No, she buys Producer a car and seduces him. Since it's fade to black after that, we are forced to assume that she is successful.

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How much does a bear burger cost anyway?

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[ERROR]

>>2442825
I miss when Riyo actually drew pictures.

>>2442876
Iori is a gentleman, she would never do that.

>> No.2442887

>>2442876

and everyone else. except Chihaya. who is too busy being emo.

>> No.2442892
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>>2442825
I miss when Riyo actually drew pictures.

>>2442876
Iori is a gentleman, she would never do that.

>> No.2442895

>>2442872
>Takane is the best singer, actually.

>> No.2442898

The car is just another place for her to be fucked. it's not like he loves her or anything. she's just a tool to be used for profit and pleasure.

>> No.2442913

I nearly shat myself when in the new SP scenes Yayoi said that if she had to live like Hibiki, she'd have a genki deficiency.

>> No.2442917

>>2442898
Why would you say that, Anonymous?

Producer-san really loves Yayoi from the bottom of his heart.

>> No.2442925

>>2442913
I want to play through story mode while constantly molesting the idols just for the irony of Hibiki being absolutely right.

>> No.2442931

>>2442917

but in the end, she's just a tool. her performance is based on how well you treat her, how she looks, and how she feels.

the Producer is just playing along to ensure maximum profitability. when she fails, it doesn't matter. He'll just move on to the next loli that comes along with a dream and a voice.

>> No.2442935

>>2442931
Don't you DARE talk about Producer as if he were Kuroi.

>> No.2442947

>>2442935

why? it's true. eventually, no matter how well she performs, the general public will move on to the next big thing with a flat chest. and then Yayoi will slowly fade away into obscurity. oh, and god forbid she gets caught in public with a male, such as the producer. then her career is straight down the shitter.

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2442961

I'm derailing this thread now.

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>> No.2442977

>>2442961

don't hide from the truth. eventually, your little loli love will grow up, grow breasts that will eventually start to sag, and she'll lose that appeal she once had.

after all, no one wants 'em after the 25th. not even the producer.

>> No.2442979

>>2442947
I doubt she cares about her career to the point she'd try to move herself away from Producer.

>> No.2442982

>>2442979

but the producer will want to move away from her once her star power starts to slide.

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>>2442963
Oh hell, there was a part three, in which Obama saves them from the zombie hordes.

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>> No.2443018

>>2443001
He actually says he's Louis (from L4D I think); they seem to have confused him for Obama though

>> No.2443026

>>2443018
The whole comic is a l4d crossover, if you didn't notice.

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>> No.2443047

would the zombies eat Chihaya if they had her cornered?

who am I kidding. of course they wouldn't.

>> No.2443065

Poor girls are ghetto and usually bigger bitches than girls with a normal lifestyle.

In b4 someone points out that 2D =! 3D.

>> No.2443369

YAYOI IN CAR

>> No.2443387

>Poor chicks are sluts.

I'm a slut too, and I'm not even a girl.

>> No.2443551

>>2442961
>>2442963
>>2443001
Hahaha oh wow
/r/ sauce

>> No.2445650

>>2443551
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=130152

>> No.2445658

>>2445650
Woah thanks

>> No.2445655

Rich girls are easier.

>> No.2445662

>>2442716
XD

>> No.2445665
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>>2445655
Lies.

>> No.2445675
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>>2445665
Are you calling me a liar?

>> No.2445961

>>2443010
Why haven't I heard of this before and why haven't I seen it translated?

>> No.2446002

>>2443001
This page was pretty funny. Any more? Or higher res perhaps?

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>>2445675
KIS FORHED
RECEEV...?

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>>2446580

>> No.2447829

Guys, i think i accidently the Yayoi

>> No.2447847
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>>2447829
HOW COULD YOU

>> No.2447868
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2447868

I wanna take you for a ride

>> No.2447890

>>2447829
THE WHOLE YAYAOI?

>> No.2447896

>>2447868
that's not Ace Combat 6

>> No.2447903

>>2447896

No, that's H.A.W.X

>> No.2447920

>>2447903

Wrong. It was a Microsoft Flight Sim.

>> No.2447942

>>2447920

Huh? So Haruhi is Microsoft's mascot now?

>> No.2447967

I fucking hate EA.

Only they could fuck up a flight sim as much as HAWX.

>> No.2447991

>>2447967 flight sim
lol wut

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