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What would you look like if you were a touhou?

>> No.2437793
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2437793

Like this.

>> No.2437794

I'd give you a picture, but I'm afraid every single picture on my hard drive is one of a pre-existing touhou

>> No.2437804

>If there is no decoration on your loli's head, she will die.
ok, I laughed

>> No.2437810

>>2437804
Wow, someone's fucking new here.

>> No.2437812

>>2437804

Explains Kaguya, too. Since she's immortal already, she doesn't need the decoration.

>> No.2437815

>>2437810
No thanks to fucking sakura-con and whoever is that is linking /jp/ to the masses.

>> No.2437821

A stickman.

>> No.2437827

>>2437812
But what about Parsee?

>> No.2437835

>>2437793
Dude shes going to die.

>> No.2437840

>>2437827
ears

>> No.2437848
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>>2437840

>> No.2437866

Little Girl, at least.

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>> No.2437939

>>2437897
LOVEJUSTICE IN MY TOUHOU THREAD?

>> No.2437935
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2437935

something along these lines.

>> No.2437940
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2437940

Silly hair accessory? CHECK.
Wand? CHECK.
Skimpy Outfit? CHECK.

I'm ready for my jaunt in Gensokyo, chaps.

>> No.2437950

>>2437940

not enough frills and/or ribbons!!

>> No.2437975
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2437975

does anyone know who this is?

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>> No.2437986
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>>2437975

>> No.2437994

>>2437975
Nia Teppelin

>> No.2438012
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2438012

>>2437975
Koishi Komeji, Extra Stage boss from the niche curtain fire shooting game Touhou 11, Subterranean Animism
See :
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Koishi
for more details.

>> No.2438018

>>2437994
>>2438012

wrong. that is a HE. i believe his name is, "Reid Zeiperinu"

>> No.2438021

>>2438012
oh, okay. It's just that she keep raping me even with bombs

>> No.2438024 [DELETED] 

>>2438018
No, I'm pretty sure that's Koishi.

Original design: Zun.

>> No.2438028

>>2438021
Ah, the "penis missile" spellcard attack.

>> No.2438038
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>>2438028
This one? I sometimes like to call it "St. Valentine's viral marketing"

>> No.2438047
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>> No.2438048

>>2438038
>>2438021
>>2437975
Incidentally, there is an english translation patch for this game. It should show you which person is which and what they're saying.
http://www.gensokyo.org/th11e_patch_1.0a.exe

>> No.2438058

>>2438047
d'aw :3

>> No.2438118

Fat and hairy.

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>>2438118

>> No.2438160

Beltan zippers.

>> No.2438185

>>2438160
Frillan hats.

>> No.2438238

>>2438048
I have the patch
but I can't see her name in that stage

>> No.2438251

A trap.

>> No.2438255
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2438255

like this

>> No.2438262 [SPOILER] 
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2438262

Something like this.

>> No.2438268

Probably jeans and a white dress shirt spilling over it that maybe turns into a dress or some shit. Don't know how my facial hair would work out though. Some sort of bonnet maybe.

>> No.2438277
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2438277

This

>> No.2438285
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2438285

>>2438255

>> No.2438479
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>>2438255

>> No.2438483
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>> No.2438484

>>2438118

A fat, hairy woman? So you would be Letty Widerock?

>> No.2438503

>>2438483

this makes me want to see a knight touhou...

>> No.2438519

>>2438503

I've always wanted a Touhou game where Gensokyo comes into contact with other similar "reality bubbles" in other parts of the world, therefore adding myths and classes from legends in other parts of the world. Hey, Touhou is already an awesome mishmash of Japanese myth, so...

>> No.2438534

idk, the landscape seems pretty neat and the victorian gothic+japanese village fusion seems fun. Everyone seems like a backstabbing bitch though.

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2438541

>>2438503
Wriggle is really part of a fourth generation of genestealers that landed on Earth but were eradicated while she was snuck into Gensokyo by the last dying stealer of the third generation

SHE WILL HERALD THE NEXT HIVE FLEET INVASION

>> No.2438551

>>2438519

it could happen... especially is Yukari got bored.

>> No.2438558

How come everytime someone suggest touhou cross over it's like SUDDENLY, IMPERIUM OF MAN

>> No.2438562

>>2438558

Because the idea of the hax of Touhou versus the sheer overpowering size of 40K would make for a fucking epic battle, mostly.

And Wriggle would *so* take control of a splinter of tyranids. Carnifex mount, anyone?

>> No.2438567

>>2438562
>Because the idea of the hax of Touhou versus the sheer overpowering size of 40K would make for a fucking epic battle, mostly.

Also, because fa/tg/uys. There's a surprising number of us who like Touhou.

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>>2438541
>genestealer
Are you sure?

>> No.2438573

>>2438551

That's what I'm banking on. Let ZUN get some European myths from wikipedia, and get to lolifying them!

>> No.2438587

Each girl is an army of flashlights.

>> No.2438593

>>2438558
It's either that, or we talk about Watchmen

>> No.2438598

>>2438573

Can't wait for Odin-chan.

>> No.2438603

>>2438598

I doubt he'd go straight for gods, unless it's as boss, and even then, it'd seem more likely to be Loki then.

A Valkyrie-tan, on the other hand, would seem *really* possible.

>> No.2438613

>>2438558

Because crack pairings are the best pairings and the same principle that applies to love applies to fights.

>> No.2438622

>>2438558
alot of people who like tabletop games also like lolis

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds

>> No.2438623

>>2438613

"On one side, the darkest of GRIMDARK, where life is nothing but a speck easily eradicated by one of the myriad cosmic horrors...

on the other, a colorful and whimsical fairytale, were fights are resolved with games and wars end with tea parties...

Can love bloom?"

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>>2438484
>>2438118
There should be a otaku/fujoshi touhou.

Someone making the girls pair up again to fight. (like some cross between PoFV and IN/that other one where you could pair up.) The pair that wins gets declared the One True Pairing by her and they subsequently go to kick her ass.

>> No.2438669
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2438669

>What would you look like if you were a touhou?
This is Kotsume. She is a Hone-onna because I'm nerd-skinny and beardless and thus face rejection from my fatbeard friends and must turn to game design. And drinking.

She has great big chunky oldschool headphones because I'm wearing headphones. This is the same reason Aya resembles ZUN's shirt. She's probably friends with Yuyuko. Somewhere in Japan, a doujin is being written right now where they're both trying to eat Youmu's ghost-half, and meet in the middle, Lady and the Tramp style. Only with lolis.

JESUS FUCK I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. THERE ARE FRILLS ON TOP OF THE FRILLS WHICH HAVE FRILLS ON THEM.

>> No.2438676

I'd be an relatively attractive girl with more likely than not an unnatural hair color and wear a silly hat.

>> No.2438674

>>2438598
>>2438603

was kinda hoping for some kind of medieval-like things rather than Norse. like a knight, dragon, ogre, Salamander, golem, warlock, and such.

>> No.2438682

>>2438669
not enough frills

>> No.2438688

>>2438674

That also works, yes. Though, really, Pache already pretty much counts for warlock already. She may use the oriental element system, but otherwise she always felt more like the western stereotype of the bookish wizard. Well, Remi as well, to be completely fair, is probably Western too. Maybe it's a thing of the Scarlet Mansion.

I'm game for Knight, salamander, and golem, though.

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>>2437791
A girl with a hat for a dress and frills for a hat.

pic unrelated.

>> No.2438707

>>2438688
about the warlock bit, i kind of want a really dark and sinister, yet cute at the same time kinda touhou. robes with a hood(doesn't have to be on. maybe for the first part of the chat with her). some spikes, skulls, glowing red things. glowing red things are nice. a lock looking lock. anyways, i kinda see patchy as more of a wizard too, and remi as a vampire(as she is one). as for a western styled SDM, im thinking yes too, cept for china.

>> No.2438745

>>2437791

Something like a ghoul loli I guess...

>> No.2438780

mokou with brown hair

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Something like this but more awesome.

>> No.2439222

how about a ninja touhou?

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>> No.2439305
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DUMBASS

>> No.2439663

>>2438691
sauce

>> No.2439683

I'd be Satori's biggest fan of couse, so I'd be some sort of animal-girl slut

>> No.2439685
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I'd be the doggirl with glasses.

>> No.2439692
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2439692

Surprised you don't see more people using this dollmaker. Even random mashing produces decent stuff. Pic related.

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>>2437791

Denim skirt. Military pattern scarf. Black jacket, white t-shirt underneath. Shoulder bag. White socks, thick-soil sneakers. I used to be a trap, being a Touhoe is nothing scary.

>> No.2439700

>>2439695
That's no excuse for your poor taste in clothing. What kind of boring idiot normal Touhou would you be.

>> No.2439711

>>2439700

What, would you rather have a Touhoe that wears military uniforms all the time? That's my second standard getup set. I like the jeans+scarf one more, to be honest.

>> No.2439719

>>2439711
At least that would be odd and thus more touhou-ish. A denim skirt and a white t-shirt? Too boring and normal for a touhou.

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>>2439719

Sorry for being a normalfag, then. I like my clothes plain.
Kinda like this.

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>>2439663
Amuri in Star Ocean.

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