Monster Girl Thread

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Sunny days are here again!

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Bully the shorties!

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How many generations does it take for Amazoness girls to domesticate their husbands into stay at home caretakers?

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I love my strong wife!

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Why haven't you married a werewolf pack anon? Too scared?

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>>24374181
Cute. Werewolves are underrated.

I'd much rather command a pack of werewolves than get husbando'd by a single Helllwan. I'd even wear a wolf pelt, so visitors know I'm the one in charge.

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In their tongue he is Dovahkiin, Dragongroper

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>>24374239
I thought it meant dragon impregnator?

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>>24374124
Do you mean how long it takes to break in the spoils from a hunt? Amazon tribes don't have related generations of males yet.

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Weird shit my waifu will notice very quickly when we first meet:

>"Anon, why do you act like a girl when you go to sleep each night? You keep shaking, and making those weird nosies."
"It's a habit. To make me feel like I was about to sleep next to a real woman."

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>>24374181
Yeah. Every girl I've met was either crazy or a fundamentalist. Possibly even a crazy fundamentalist. Plus, I'm past my expiration date. Day old scraps compared to the younger and leaner cuts of veal out there.

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>>24374283
No it’s dragon’s whore

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>>24374205
why is she showing me her starfish?

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>>24374351
If you stick em on you in the right spot, it feels really good.
Ngl, I get hard and it becomes extremely hard for me to say no, anytime a woman mentions things that feel good. Unless my death-flag senses are tingling, but that's another story

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Imagine a dragon loli picking you up from out of nowhere and keeping you for herself because she sees you as a valuable treasure. How would you feel?

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>>24374351
she is showing you how all things she finds on the beach belong to her

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>>24374372
Very small, very weak, and very...happy but in a strange way. Depends how forceful she is.

If she won't let me leave, I'll quickly begin to hate it. If she starts following me around—riding on my back even—I can probably live with it.

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>>24374181
Because i'd end up as a communal cumpump.

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>When your automaton misunderstands you wanting to "eat her"

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>>24374108
This is what wedding dresses for monstergirls would be like.

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>>24374372
I would use my adult strength and stature to bully her by keeping her at an arms length away and use this time to call her mother and tattle on her

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>>24374496
Cute. Though I would imagine a lot of species have their own traditions and ceremonies

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>Find a CD in a shady MGC music shop
>'TOO HOT FOR RADIO, TWENTY TRACKS BANNED FROM AIRWAVES'
>Buy it out of curiosity
>First track is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvazBqAlx58

>Predictably, song gets stuck in your head
>Start humming and whistling the tune around in public without even realizing
>Hum it once in earshot of a Yeti on the subway as she's drinking her morning coffee
>Instant spittake following by a red-faced coughing fit

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>>24374372
>>24374440
Domineering lolis are love. I want to be an anubis pup's manservant

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>>24374561
Yes but whatever the dress is like the most important trait of it is that it's easy to fuck while wearing it.

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>>24374556
I'd imagine her mother would scold you for not allowing her to have her treasure.

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>>24374561
Yes but whatever the wedding clothes are like the most important trait of it is that it's easy to fuck while wearing it.

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>>24374569
God, just thinking about a small, forceful loli making me do unspeakable things would be the fucking dream.

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>>24374590
>>24374496
Now I am imagining my stern demon officer wife in that dress. Perfect

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>>24374586
A treasure that she doesn't have to work for isn't really a treasure so I'll play hard to get till she's old enough to not think me accepting her macaroni drawings is a yes to her marriage offer

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Which monsters are best suited for latex?
Besides Night Gaunt and her bodysuit.

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>>24374644
S H O G

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>>24374644
You already know

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>>24374644
Anything aquatic

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>>24374644
Slimes that ARE latex

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>>24374205
>That smile
I'm weak.

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>>24374639
treasure is found not earned

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>>24374722
sharp teeth make me weak

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>>24374569
>>24374595
>Get a job looking after some little anubis while her mother is busy expecting an easy paycheck.
>Expect that she mummifies you for "practice" so she can rape you
>Also she makes you give her erotic massages until your fingers and numb.
>If she's hungry for sweets, she'll cover your naked body in honey and cream and lick it off.
>Makes you say embarrassing things so she'll curse you.
>Oh, and sometimes she just wants you to fuck her.

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fun head cannons?
Like smoke hobo's teleport with the sound of a Koto twang
or married echidna's turning their dungeons into family freindly obstical courses

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>>24374567

>Mamono discover vintage human music
>Demon wife gets a habit of playfully singing the chorus to a certain Cliff Richard song before wrapping her arms around you every morning as you cook breakfast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJwwIDCeqoU

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>>24374856
Reverse scales don't exist. They just like to use it as an excuse and when they need something to cover their actions.

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>>24374644

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Noobers are good dogs

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>>24374897
Didn't that artist go off the deep end? I remember they posted how she hated everybody's waifus and said she was gonna delete her twitter after she got her last batch of comms done or whatever.

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>>24374776
>Mama Anubis comes home
>Gives you 3.50 as your monetary reward
>asks if you wanna take her daughter up to her room and wish her a good night

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Long time no see, anons.

May I offer you some nutty AI Dungeon-generated funposting in these trying times?

https://pastebin.com/J4fQav0X

I hope you all have a good day/night/week/etc.

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>>24374647
That's going to end in a house where all objects are made of latex

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somehow a firefly managed to get in my room and now I'm wondering how a lightning bug girl would be like

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>>24374905
'Nubis-chan has a pretty mouth. I wanna huff her hot breath

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>>24375002
stinky dog

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Reminder that if you don't lewd the loli she's going to lewd you.

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Lewd the Wolf Tengu!

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>>24375034
Don't care if her breath is stinky or not, gonna huff it. Gonna kiss that doggo passionately

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>>24374989
I bet she has a hot ass

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>>24375042
I never realized people in the MGE "community" hate "lewd lolis" until i seen the comments on the MGE wiki and the TFT discord. Why the hell do even stick around?

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>>24375069
For the major MGE discords in general, is because posting anything appearing underage will get you a cautionary email and/or ban for everyone present.

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>>24375069
Because loli is a shit fetish but it's probably harmless.

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>>24375108
But it's not just images. Even suggesting anything loli related in a story seems to make everyone on the TFT discord pissed off.

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>>24375108
only if somebody is a faggot and reports

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>>24375133
different strokes for different folks or something, or the ones raising hell about it are in denial

>>24375134
this is true

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Gap-Hag!

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>>24375166
>spoiler
You ever notice how numerous anti-gay preachers got caught doing homosexual acts, or how numerous men who are self-described feminists end up being accused or outed as harassers or sex-pests? Remember how that guy from the U.N. who wanted to ban loli/shota turned out to be into seeing kids get diddled?
Artists can make all the lolicon they want as long as they don't involve actual children in the process. In that case I can see why one would be concerned with lolicrap.

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>>24375245
it be like that

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Avast, prepare to be boarded! This be Blueberry Space!

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Given their diverse anatomy, what are some unique ways to tie up monster girls?

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>tfw no big tiddy goth manticore gf

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>>24375405
Apply crotch-ropes where possible!

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>>24375429
Not possible with sneks, I'm afraid.
Lamias might be interesting for those who want mutual bondage, just bind the lamia's arms while keeping her coils free to wrap around you. Some tailed girls might be able to do the same by "tail-locking" you behind them instead of leg-locking. Too bad lamias can't do doggystyle.

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>>24375422
How do you tie up a gothicore?
>>24375492
A simple nylon stocking would render a lamia's tail helpess.

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>>24375519
Would it? It's a nice fact to consider. I'm strictly dominant, but someone might like the idea.
Snakes are tempting even though I prefer legs, but I'm not really into other inhuman shapes like horsepussy or jell-o girls. Even though I hate spiders the idea of being able to produce silk to tie up gfs is hot.

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>DL comes to power
>Turns all the monsters into sluts
>But she's young, and there were more powerful, forgotten lords in the far past who created their own dimensions of hell
>Her magic releases a whole bunch of ultratraumatised demons, whose names have long since been forgotten in the annals of time
>And one really really really angry paladin-chan dressed in plate of verdant green and wreathed in blood
>Only, the demons turned into sluts and the world isn't how she remembered. Not that she has too many memories left.

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>>24374181
Those claws are nice, I prefer digitigrade feet though, it's like natural high heels.

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>>24375581
Brown tomboy spiders!

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>>24374124
Generations? It's long if it takes months.

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>>24375422
I want goth undead.
But I also feel like that's more or less just their normal state.

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>>24375069
Because this plate is disproportionately pedo, and you're in a bubble that makes you think it's more accepted.

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I want a lich to make a sensitivity potion that was slightly to strong so she ends up having constant orgasms while testing it out with her husband.
I do wonder how many orgasms it would take before it broke through her kuu-ness

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So anons, how's your monster wedding gonna be like? all fancy and dressed up, or simply exchanging vows before the priest(ess), dressed naturally?

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>>24375744
I'm not into big ceremonies, but it only makes sense to wear a nice suit on such an important day, and I'd love to see her in the wedding dress.

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>>24375744
I asked my jubjub girlfriend, she seemed confused at first but then jump on me and started riding my dick. She says our honeymoon starts in three minutes.

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>>24375744
All will bear witness, all will offer tribute, all will pay homage. Jubilation will last a month.

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>>24375744
A wedding attended by our families and close friends.

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>>24375777
>Ears can hear a coin falling from a mile away
Anon, that's a danuki in disguise

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>>24375777
>Ears that can hear a coin falling a mile away
I'm gonna steal a coin from her hoard and accidentally drop it when I'm in the next town over.

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>>24375813
THOUGHT I WOULDN'T FIND OUT

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>>24375744

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>>24375819
Hippity hoppity, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY PROPERTY!?

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>>24375819
I wonder if I would survive the rape.

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>>24375852
He hid it in his pants.

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>>24375619
I don't like spiders at all, but the fact that she's a lli makes me crave her

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>>24375819
I'm gonna sneak into her gold pile, cum on it then leave

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>>24375911
My house is destroyed! The danukis will be very, very unhappy with you!

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>>24375919
This is the best way to propose to a dragon, instant heart pupils.

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>>24374210
chubby cheeks

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>>24375919
Well great you just mutated her whole hoard into a living gold slime since it's her gold and your cum congratulations you two are now parents it's time for you two to take responsibility and raise your slime daughteru together

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>>24375972
>Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back!

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>>24375972
good thing you jerked off onto her gold imagine how bad it would be if it was a silver slime

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>>24375972
I wonder how that gold alloy slime would act as a big sister for when anon and the dragon fall in love due to raising a child together and eventually have a dragon baby to go along with the slime

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Trolls are good girls that deserve foot massage

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>>24374210
I feel like I recognize that artist. Can I get a name or a link?

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I want to become a hero but I was born in an amazon village and everyone expects me to get proactively dated during one of those marriage ceremonies, how do I avoid getting amazon pressed and live a life daring adventure and raiding dragon hoards or mummy tombs

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>>24376054
join up with an archer elf

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>>24376054
Git swole, learn PK, and mere them all.

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Seductive lolis that don't need force or magic to get you to bed them are the best. Innocent temptation is a close second in methods.

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magus anon if ur still alive i would love a demon story (mge highfantasy) unless you're already working on something

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>>24376054
I'm just going to fuck that Yuugi. Or maybe Yuugi would fuck me into oblivion.

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>>24376054
Let's switch, I'd love to be an amazon's husband.

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>>24376371

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>>24376054
One buff oni.

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Around night elves watch yourselves.

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>>24376725
what would I need to watch they look harmless

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>>24376725
Can't beat sword-ears, no sir. How can other Elves even compete?

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>>24376736
>7' amazon
>harmless

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>>24376725
>playing WC3
>the mission where Grom encounters Night Elves for the first time
>the sultry voices they had while speaking Elvish, and that little giggle
Honestly that's prime fear-boner material. Imagine you're chopping some wood and suddenly you hear that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ4MQfa_HT0

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>>24376750
an elf is an elf

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heh... ehehe...
hahah, ha, ahn, oh, ngh, hah
unyaa~

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Guarantee that ushi-onis stink!

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>>24377018
What a well-groomed Ushi. I bet her fur is silky smooth.

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>>24377001
My method of dealing with a smug memecat would be to keep putting kids into her. Hard to play tricks, when your stomach is bloated from carrying two kids.

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>>24377001
i'd forbid cheshires from ever wearing footwear

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>>24376852
This is no rabble of doujin elves. These are night elves. Their fangs are big and their bodies strong.

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>>24377134
But you'll end up with more memecats than you can handle.

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>>24377134
>Smugness is tripled in Anon's household

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>>24377153
They also haven't had sex in 10,000 years, except for Maiev and her people who have been raping Illidan in their love-nest.

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>>24377185
who did maiev smash

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>>24377192
Me.

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>>24377192
The reason she hounded Illidan was because a restrained prisoner was her only supply of vitamin D.

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>>24377001
Is she going to sneeze?

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>>24376782
>ywn be a humble woodsman, setting about in an ancient new forest starting with felling some trees to build yourself a nice log cabin
>You'll never get the feeling you're being watched, but it's not until your cabin's built things start going strange, you hear sultry whispers and giggles in the trees.
>Suddenly there's a rustle, and figures appear all around you, glowing eyes, nothing but silhouettes of exceedingly tall, slender yet shapely women, with large sword like ears
>Turn to face them nervously, axe in hand, back up against a huge thick tree only for the vines upon it to ensnare you, and strap you to it
>You struggle, but your efforts are swiftly thwarted as those figures emerge from the shadows, graceful and mindblowingly beautiful
>All the while they whisper to you in their elegant yet sultry language, on and on, it's almost hypnotic, you don't even notice when one of them takes an arrow and uses the head to cut your clothes from you
>You're assaulted on all sides, two of these women stooping down to attack and molest your ears, stroking your chest while the biggest stands before you, pressed hard against you, looming, your free cock danging well below that triangular region of bliss while two more elves crawl between her legs, one focusing on your balls while the other licks and kisses along the shaft
>They milk you over and over, filling vessels formed of leaves, and passing them over to their sisters, changing roles constantly, while the big one feeds you something mouth to mouth that keeps you hard and productive
>Some part of you manages to some how keep track, and the vessels they fill number the trees you felled
>After that, the larger elf moans a command in elvish and the two kissing and licking your length take your cock in silken grasp and angle it up to their lead sentinel's dripping elfpussy

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>>24377329
i want to penis sneeze into her

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>>24377372
Bad End? Good End?

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>>24377397
First human contact and the nelves are all convinced your entire race consists of hopeless elfsluts who'll do anything for a spinemeltingly sexy command in elvish end. You get paraded around and become something of a celebrity as the other nelf ladies seethe in amazement and jealousy at how fertile you are and how lucky the sentinel leader is to have so many kids pumped into her

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>>24376782
>They almost look like elves. But they're far too tall. And far too savage.
t. some dude about to get ishnu-alah'd

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>>24376782
That awkward boner when they start killing your men.

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>>24377329
She's melting, it was a slime the whole time

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birthday fish day!

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>>24377519
Skin colored eyes.

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>>24377538
friend colored it for free back when vada drew it

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>>24377579
>Vada
He loli exclusive or something?

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>>24377630
He left just like Nav, they belong to twitter now

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>>24377519
I wonder when we're gonna get lewd loli kiki gifs from Vada

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>>24377726
Not my question, I've just only seen lolishit from him. I was curious if he drew women.

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>>24377630
He draws most body types except fat.
>>24377726
He posted here recently though.

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>>24377727
Lewd pearlolis from Nav when

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>>24376725
Nightborne are better though

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>>24377831
Look at that elf though. Nightborn really lack the moonlight amazon priestess vibe, they're more the smug arcane type

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>>24377831
true

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>Tfw no kiki to ask me if I've been washing my dick properly
>Tfw no kiki that'll just go ahead and clean me up with her mouth
>Tfw no kiki that'll berate me afterwards and threaten to show me how to wash my dick in the shower

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>>24377831
Draenei*

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>>24377878
i'd be pretty insulted at the implication that i am not clean

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>>24377878
Kiki putting a dirty dick in her mouth is setting a bad example. This should be a reward for keeping it clean.

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>>24377947
Kiki's desire to keep things clean and engaging in lewd outstrips any notion of setting a bad example

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>>24377831
Also their ingame models are fugly as shit.

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>>24377984
Most ingame models are ugly as shit

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I want a lich who keep making zombies and such to care for my every need even though I don't need it.
And if she could have her way, I wouldn't even be allowed to walk.

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>>24377801
I like the shining skin that he draws

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>>24378007
Not night elves or blood elves tho. Nightborne have this wacky as fuck body proportions thing going on. Tell you what though, focusing purely on the face, there's one that doesn't make you look post-wall and combined with the lightest hair and skin colours and hairstyle 4 (on the wowhead modelviewer ), it's not so bad.

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>>24378061
Yes I mean that compared to how they're supposed to look, the ingame models are mostly shit. I know the nightborne models are on a different level of uglyness.

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>>24378083
I just spent so long looking at night elves as the 'savage' elves I know and love that it's really hard to reconcile them with high elven magic noble smugs that use arcane.

Not to mention half that's because classic only reskinned nelf models for all the other elves.

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>>24374567
I expected something like https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ZT05Md0Fxg

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>>24378011
What high level monster girl would be the most over-protective?

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>>24378194
>Every song in wonderland ends up a cicierega tier mashup
Now I want to visit.

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>>24378210
Dragonwight

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You wouldn't a blue shortstack.

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>>24378673
How does it feel to be that wrong?

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>>24378293
>Like most dragons she can feel whenever something happens to her treasure
>She will feel if a single coin, even among millions, is missing or damaged
>However, the Dragonwight only has one treasure: her husband
>So if even a single strand of hair is missing from her husband, she will go into a rage over who dared to hurt him
>Only a fool would try to steal from a dragon
>But only a absolute madman would try to hurt a Dragonwights "treasure"

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>>24378673
>Implying I would do every demon shortstack I could find
You absolute fool.

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>>24378673
I'd a blue tallstack though.

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I would a trio of dark mages. The tomboy, the dollmaker, the librarian.

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>>24378742
>Husband trips on old poorly laid out sidewalk
>"I see this continent has chosen death."

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>>24375578
I love this stupid meme. Is there more?

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>>24378814
>Husbands stubs his toe on a table
>10 seconds later that table is little more than ash

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Well boys I reckon this is it

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Step on her flowers, you receive death. DON'T step on them and then hug her tightly, you receive sex.

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>>24378922
Ah, so the portals are finally happening?

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When will monster girls learn that marriage requires explicit consent from BOTH parties involved?

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>>24378814
>>24378921
>Husband wants breakfast so they go to a fast-food joint at 11:02
>they stopped serving breakfast at 11
>"Your pain will be legendary"

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>>24374878
That’s actually super cute and hot

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>>24374878
I assumed reverse scale was a euphemism

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>>24375422
Something about strings of fabric hanging from clothes trigger a compulsion in me to cut them off and make the clothing regular. I can’t feel anything else more strongly about this image

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>>24374884
When you actually had to have an old lady doctor handle your junk
No i cant get into this anymore

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>>24375422
>Just your regular undead manticore

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>>24379118
>"You're either giving him breakfast or you better hope you can run to the fire exit fast enough."

I want a Dragonwight and I wanna hug her and tell her that's she's the best, if a bit yandere.

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>>24379118
>>24379394
Cashier is married to a hellhound and she just happened to be visiting her husband at work, what now?

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>>24378240
Why only listen to one song at a time when you can listen to all your favorites together?

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>>24379446
I doubt they would ever fight seeing how a Dragonwight is insanely strong. But neither would back down either.
Honestly, they would just keep shouting to one another wile the two guys just made peace and became friends.

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>>24379446
The arrogance of man is thinking nature is in our control, and not the other way around. Let them fight.

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>>24379446
>Actual dragon that told death to go fuck itself
>vs
>hot dog
hmmm
>"Your realm is nothing to me, pup. But keep barking and I can make you guard the gates to Hel forever.

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>>24379594
Even if hound was aware of this difference, there is precisely 0% chance she would back down, not when her hubby was threatened and especially not when he's there watching.
This situation will require a skilled demon negotiator to defuse, or this place is going to become a small, burning warzone.

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>>24379594
>"Your realm is nothing to me, pup. But keep barking and I can make you guard the gates to Hel forever."
I like this Dragon. I like her alot.

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>>24379652
More like a big dead nukesite if pupper won't cool it.

Thankfully, I don't know if the husband of a helhound can even die. Dracowight might have just caused a lot of property damage and booted them both into Hell for a bit.

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>>24379118
I hate these kinds of people

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>>24374496
I want to see an orc in that dress
ah, for no specific reason at all

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>>24379761
I think most people who has worked in the service industry does.
Working at monster McDonalds would be a pain. Even more so than normal McDonalds.

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>>24374651
sweet jesus, how do I draw bodies like this, it looks so mature and refined

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>>24374897
all adult anubi are taller and more fit than any men

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>>24375042
I need to be lewded by loli monsters anyways.

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>>24379089
That's obvious. The wife consents, and Sea Bishop doing the ceremony also consents.

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>>24379688
I doubt laws governing the MG world would allow for such crushing humiliation for hellwan and her husband, certainly not when dragon is in the wrong here. Ares herself would probably empower the hellhound to make it fair and help defend her husband's honor in a glorious battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24376106
combine shiro and kuro's sabbath and you'd probably get LOADS of lolis doing that kind of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>24379089
most likely never. they don't hold any regard to the consent of men until you realize that they wanted it this whole time, through the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24379118
>Dragonwight is a Karen
Dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>24379885
>Pissed dragon abandons the fight entirely to go kick in Ares' godly realm.
>All chaos breaks loose.
>Ares is forced to change her support to the only person who can actually stop the mad dead dragon.
>Her husband
>She instantly stops and glares at the goddess in her realm
>"Hmph. It seems you don't lack taste and sense after all."

[Anonymous No.]

>>24379925
>Karen
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>24379925
A Karen is only a Karen because she stews in bitter impudent rage fuelled by the dead eggs she carries.
Dragonwight only delivers ultimatums and swift destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24379864
Always thought she'd wear some fancy lingerie.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Babe, I just remembered we've got the stuff to make up our own pancakes at home."
>"... You have been spared. Now grovel before my merciful and benevolent husband and despair."

[Anonymous No.]

>>24374644
Gazer-chan will never make you and her some matching latex bodysuits out of her goo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24378942
Yuuka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24377372
>multiple girls
>teasing whispers
>lite bondage
>language barrier
>taunting molestation
>ear molestation
>teamwork
>milking
>administering drugs via kiss
Anon, you can't do this to me. They're just elves. There's nothing special about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380243
Correction. They're just 7ft tall savage elves with cute little fangs they'll use to nibble on your round humie ears and cock, with aphrodisiac leaves adorning their hair so that when you bury your face into their long luscious silken moonlight hair you can't help but want to seriously clap some thick fit elven cheeks. AND her and her sentinel sisters occupy all the based skin colour spectrum from white to blue to violet and purple and pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380039
Fancy lingerie is top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when a ambitious women with world conquering ambitions gets monsterized? Does her campaign end or does her definition of conquering the world change to making all of the world's men her own, or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380354
It's just ears, fangs, and skin color. They don't tails, or claws, or wings, or fluff. They're just elves. They should not be able to make me so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>"And then he came back, all scratched and banged up. Elune knows how his clumsy human legs managed to out run the warg! Haha"
>"Haha, he really needs to learn that a human's rightful place is in the kitchen or bedroom, serving elven pussy, not running around at getting lost in the woods."
>"Haha yeah, serves him right."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Why are you putting you armour on?"
>"No reason, I just want to take a walk, you can never by too careful. Why are you stringing your bow?"
>"I feel an imbalance of nature. Some foul influence is disturbing the wild life, I need to... restore the balance."
>"Uh-huh. Sure."
>"And why do you have your warglaive with you, then?"
>"I can walk with my glaive if I wish, and if I should stumble across any rabid beasts, then so be it."
>"By the way, where's the captain?"
>"Oh, she said that there was some vile cretin she had to track down."
>"..."
>The elves vanish into the trees, darting through the darkness in hot pursuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380515
>Meanwhile one of the quieter sister scouts is humming happily to herself, tanning and working a particularly large wolven hide, fashioning it into a coat, only it doesn't look like it would fit any of the sentinels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380469
She gets turned into a powerful Youko and all her conquest ambitions become centered about conquering the heart of her one and only man. Monster girls love only one man at a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380373
Wights are top tier

[Anonymous No.]

Bad elves are property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380546
I can imagine now a Youko in her evil dictator uniform plotting with her minions her evil supervillain lair on how she shall conquer this man's heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380604
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1012846

[Anonymous No.]

I'd drank a big glass of pussy-cum and breast milk from my wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380499
It's elven magic, don't worry about it. The only way to cure nelf lust is to find the nearest sentinel as she's on break or at rest and offer to place your face between her thighs or replace her seat, or re-enact her last hunt, that one gets them really worked up.

Trust me it works every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380499
If you want something so badly just take it. They'd do the same to you, so who cares if knife-ears complain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380547
Some things that are top tier
>wights
>fancy lingerie
>thick, soft and smooth undead thighs and ass
>lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380604
All human men are elven property

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380687
It's not that simple, Anon. I can't just run in there without a plan. I would probably get ambushed, kidnapped, and ultimately end up as a pampered and beloved husband/pet to a loving group of elves.

If the trap is inescapable, then don't fall for the trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380604
They make the best indentured servants. A good elf girl who has offered to work for your family for several generations to pay off her family's debt is a treasure. You might even offer to marry her, telling her that you're confident such a good, family girl would make a good addition to the family and it would nullify her family's debt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380619
>Youko and her goons are gathered in a dimly lit room, a huge map is laid on the table - "Downfall" style
>"Every day he goes shopping there and there, team A will "accidentally" knock down a shelf at the end of cereal aisle as soon as I give the signal"
>"B team will then block the opposite end with their own shopping cart filled to the brim and pretend to be busy while I engage in small talk with him"
>Henchmen are confused as to why they switched from kidnappings and weapons dealing to fooling around in supermarkets, but are too afraid to question their leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>24379974
New term for angry lady that screams at clerks and complains to managers

[Anonymous No.]

>>24379978
>Dragon[wight]
>dead eggs
Karen confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380789
You're a smart human. You'll make it. For now. See the thing is, elves know how bad humans want them. It's how their traps always work. That elf in you're picture? She's 10,000 years old, she wants a little slave play to spice it up. You'll think you're living out the quintessential drama, elf slave outliving you then BAM. You wake up in their forest after having laid in your death bed a solid week, and you're at your prime again and your elf mistress is oh so excited to show you off to her friends after her short vacation, gloat about how many babies you put into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24374108

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380469
What happened dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380952
I was making a Falling Down joke in honor of Joel Schumacher's death tho

[Anonymous No.]

We talkin' Night Elves?

[Anonymous No.]

It's been said that monster girls stay away from evil men but I haven't seen it said what happens when ruthless women go in. I assume they'd get monsterized in some way at some point but it'd be different than normal.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking of doing Dwarf stuff, question for thread though: Actual Warhammer or I-Can't-Believe-it's-Not-Warhammer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381349
Big meaty night elf pussy! That's a pretty large cat too.

I was going to make a hair joke, but I can't see nelves as being anything but perfectly bald down there, only with unreasonably soft and fluffy tufts of pubic hair that naturally grow into sigils and shapes like moons or bows and arrows, or glaives or leaves and what not.

[Anonymous No.]

So I guess my new kink is getting thoroughly milked by my waifu as she has other MGs restrain and tease me, having already instructed them on the best ways to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381541
Heart-shaped bush!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381523
It's an easier sit if you just slap them into a I-Can't-Believe-it's-Not-Warhammer setting and just act like every male monster that ever made any impact in the world either had tits or didn't exist.

I'm very very excited for warhammer styled dwarves. Though, beware! Kiss one for too long and it's a grudge! Don't kiss her long enough and it's a grudge. And by all that's holy you better make sure you cum just the right amount in her or that's another grudge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381523
I'd say I-Can't-Believe-it's-Not-Warhammer is better since you avoid a lot of shit that way and you get a bit more freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381568
Ah, the pattern of the Whisperwomb family lineage. A noble and fertile one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381618
It's your part to to expand that family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381644
Shouldn't be too hard. What was their current family head's name? Tyraelle Whisperwomb? I hear she likes it rough. Fucks like a beast, like she hasn't had any in a few millennia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381716
Be sure also fertilize Ivaem Shadetune's eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381789
to*

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381789
I dunno, I'm kinda fond of queen Ass-Sahara. It's a bold name, but she has the rear to uh... back it up huehuehue

[Anonymous No.]

Asking her to do a staring contest with me is a marriage proposal isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

she isn't your good girl, you're her good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24374108
Beach episode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381541
>perfectly bald down there
heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381823
So why isn't my Kobold calling me a good boy and petting me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381823
It'll work for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381823
>hellhound randomly stops what she's doing just to pat your head and tell you how much she loves you
>happens five times a day at least

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up before ryu (or any other lamia tailed mamono)
>just as you are about to walk away she turns around while sleeping and shifts her big long tail making you trip
>you stand up and she starts shifting again and trips you again
>this repeats several times until you get pinned down under her heavy tail
>proceeds to shift again then coils around you
>this happens every morning
>she is actually only pretending that she is still sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381890
Because you got a womanlet, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381823
I especially like the part where she humours me by letting me think I'm in control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382013
>"Hey no laughing."

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382013
No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382007
Trying to wake up before any monstergirl doesn't work very well since they're often completely wrapped around you. Good luck escaping your lamia gf's coils or your fox gf's tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382013
shog rigged the game from start

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381814
She's very self conscious about her gaze and she gets deeply offended if you even look once at her mask. There's only one way to make up for this faux-pas, and I think you can guess what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382079
>ywn wake up under 8ft of tails and meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382192
I feel my balls shrinking already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381823
Reasonable because I'm the sort of dumbass that has a hard time living on their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380084
I bet she forces one on any human or monster hypnotized by her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382192
>kitsune in the 8ft club
Please reconsider, that sounds unduly dangerous to the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382335
I'd like to see a Ratatoskr in the 8ft club.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381848
Wendi family going to the local pool the 1 week a year it's not frozen, Wendimom and dad lounging in the sun while the kids hit the water slide and play mini golf

[Anonymous No.]

Ehehe... I'm on shrooms, dhoine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382335
Ran's quite gentle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381890
Fucker, now I really want that. A short girl acting like she’s big and strong while treating you as something cute and small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382393
imagine the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381989
This is how you wear down my spirit till I crumble. I guess I'm more afraid of doing something really dumb once I catch on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382131
>Sneak out of bed with your shog
>Tiptoe to the bedroom door and open it
>Suddenly find yourself dropped onto your bed, your shog wife still sleeping
>Before you can leave, she rolls over and hugs you tight

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382477
How can knife ears evencompete with sword ears? Also witcher elves are hands down one of the least impressive.

Just making sure I'm not making a fool of myself, that's barb isn't it? Jesus christ he does nice clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382604
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382477
I really really like drow skin

[Anonymous No.]

But can your waifu's voice give you heart palpitations?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEjKoGHzO0

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382785
I read that wrong originally and thought you asked if your waifu could give you Palpatine’s voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382817
I would like that too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382785
The American advertising for Shock put it somewhat crassly: “She doesn’t need to use her body to get what she wants… she’s got yours”.

It’s a terrible advert. It’s also completely right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382785
Big Fat Cyber Tiddies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24380775
>>24380789
>>24381066
>>24381541
You are brainwashed by elvish propaganda. It is men's duty to excise elvish degeneracy from the population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382953
If I was brainwashed, I wouldn't want an elf to sit on me. Check mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382969
I rest my case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382785
Not even A.I can beat the dick, cyberlady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24383041
This time, The Many will win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24383068
She's less endearing towards the end of the quotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24383041
>"Nah."
>Slow-motion YARGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>24383083
All the more reason to experience endless joy of the flesh.
One side keeps calling me an insect, the other keeps promising me happiness - the choice is obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382785
>No big tiddie SHODAN GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382953
I won't be stopped from allowing any and all elves from molesting my ears to their hearts content.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24383885
Mimikaki please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382785
My waifu legit calls me "insect", no doubt taking some influence from Shodan. She also calls me "worm" and "louse". When she's not in the mood to be cute, she goes with "human".

She tends to avoid things like "boy" or "good boy" and "puppy" because it has a paradoxically bad effect on me. She'll only use them sparingly, unless she wants to bully me with some mind games.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting sexually harassed by muscle elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382549
Praise her strength!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384074
The one type of elf I want, not the skinny ones!

[Anonymous No.]

Wu-Oh! Bapho-sama has had it with no one taking her seriously, so she's finally decided to show the world just what the Sabbath is capable of.

An elite strike force of the Sabbath's finest is on its way to your location, and they want to teach you (and your waifu) just how great petite girls are.

How do you respond? Unfortunately, they won't take a simple "no" for an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
My wife is very, very scary when she's mad. Please reconsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
Just wait until she sees our big intricate sex dungeon and numerous sex tapes of us fucking our daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
I'm not a lolicon and I don't diss Baphos, what the fuck does she want from me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384152
>I'm not a lolicon
And there's her problem. She is of the opinion that you could be enjoying yourself much more than you are currently.

[Anonymous No.]

>no bottom heavy loli Demon gf that tends to wear high heels and g-strings

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
>How do you respond?
CUNNY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
They coulda just sent one familiar instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384171
Forcing fetishes on people is no good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384171
>She is of the opinion that you could be enjoying yourself much more than you are currently.
And I am of the opinion she should go fuck herself if she has a problem with my preferences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384217
>Not wanting a loli reverse gangbang
What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384171
Well fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384242
Familiars are too potent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
accept my fate as a children's toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384233
>See nice MG abs.
>Gut's hanging over the belt.
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
I already have a loli wife but I won't accept a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
Sasha will scare the babies away to their mamas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
My waifu knows pedomorphosis.
We’re cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24374675
Imagine, latex Parasite Slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
My wife is okay with sharing, but only so long as it's made abundantly clear I belong to her first and foremost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384489
I don't understand? Am I wearing...er...is she wearing the slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
I'm quite the wordsmith. If a "simple 'no'" won't suffice, I'll simply procure a selection of words and phrases more intrinsic and befitting of a verbose and sesquipedalian individual such as myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384489
Imagine, maid parasite slimes binding paladin-chan. She's worked too hard and needs to relax, so the slime will take care of her every need for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
The wife raises her loyal legions and wages apocalyptic war until undeath swallows the land and not a single shred of a single splinter of a single sliver of the said branch of the "sabbath" remains. Either that or various political powers convince her to halt her legions in return for heavy compensation. Namely, within all the lands our castle overlooks, there shall not be a single wench who doesn't appear as her true age would imply, up to a limit of around 25-30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
>they want to teach you (and your waifu) just how great petite girls are
They're at the wrong address, I already know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384701
>man raped by Familiar that only speaks Spanish

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384734
edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384950
I assure you she's quite curvy, and intensely private. Lolihags shouldn't violate her NAP

[Anonymous No.]

Bapho-chan is your girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384991
edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385016
More like brapho cuz she farts a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385016
I wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385059
waa

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385016

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384388
I don’t think you’d know a gut if it slapped you in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385103
Talking about mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider: Hell-Baphomet Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385070
I thought she was holding a baby based on that thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385155
So...regular sabbath then

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385155
it's got hellhounds and manticore lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385297
Regular Sabbath is more about “boy lolis are great.”
I imagine a “hell“ variation would be more lolidom oriented instead of imouto/oniichan-play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385329
So...Kuroferuru sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385329
>boy lolis are great
Nah, that's Onee-Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385340
They’re just turbosex hedonism Sabbath a la Pandemonium and Fallen God’s religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385380
No, they are the extremist sabbath and follow druella.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Runya!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385568
So hedonism AND monsterizations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385636
Delete this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385661
is it against the rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385668
The rule against lewding Runya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385636
I want to impregnate Runya!
>>24385668
It's fine he's just being protective of her with the "runya is not for lewds" thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385661
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385636
The madman!

Runya is for the lewdest of lewds!
I hope there's an impregnation followup

[Anonymous No.]

>>24374108

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385693
I wish you'd told me that sooner, I would've put that on the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385636
>>24385690
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82527394
Absolute madman, Runya finally getting a lot of dicking is good to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385707
I didn't know you were lewding her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385713
it's okay, I like pregnant short girls so i'll likely draw pregnant runya in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385729
Godspeed based anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385677
But she's one of the few Bahphos I actually want to lewd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24374108

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385935
I've never addressed my mind to her, but I'd totally bang a hardworking Antgirl.

>Their sweat contains pheromones, and when they come home exhausted, the sweatier they are, the more aroused they become, and that’s not all. When men are showered in lots of these pheromones that give off a thick female odor, they become so unbearably aroused that there’s probably not a man that would refuse them.
It's like the H'Orc's sweaty tomboy shtick but with less musk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385935
and very well deserved

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385935
Rest in peace bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385935
The nice thing about the portals scenario is that a lot of the "nice but forgotten" species would still get husbands, even if only by the novelty of being monstergirls. The idea of a guy being incredibly entranced by a humble, hardworking ant who's a little embarrassed at his affection but simultaneously extremely pleased by it is very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24381848
Hey, that's a pretty cool Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385935
I think this award will always belong to the slug girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386265
I love white girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386246
They still have contenders like Chochin-Obake. The only tangible metric I can think of is number of pictures, and Ant Arachne has the smallest gallery right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385636
My favorite is runya thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386284
Me too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386404
B-but the holst milk should have made my pelvis stronger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386404
WOMP WOMP WOMP

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386430
You have to break pelvises so they heal to become stronger. They're like muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386352
me same

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386241
What's cooler than cool? Ice cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386573
I bet that Ice Queen is chuuni.
I bet she yells things like '[Frost Blast]!' or '[Chilling Touch]!' when she attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382393
So a malabar squirrel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382393
Big strong Viking Squirrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384917
I need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>24376050
the filename is a pixiv image ID

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386573
I'm still not convinced behind the scientific accuracy of that lyric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384917
>only speaks Spanish
Heh Heh Heh Bueno

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386595
She has to be ready to fight evil doers of Winterstown, like the serial hugger still on the loose

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386565
why does that loli wight looks displeased?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386681
She wasn't bred today

[Anonymous No.]

>>24377630
He done things other than Loli before

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386618
Yes. Strong arms, hard abs, fucking enormous fluffy tail.
>>24386603
That's acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24385693
When that girl finally gets a husbando she is going to do things to him that would make a Jabberwock blush.

[Anonymous No.]

New art of my queen! Those mummies are certainly focused on their duties! Luckily my queen keeps a close eye on them to make sure they don't get wrapped up into trouble! Or unwrapped, in this case! Does your wife ever have any trouble with other monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387112
Sometimes a frog or cat pesters her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387112
Others tend to avoid her. They say she's unnerving, which I don't quite understand as she's polite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386681
She could just be tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I read banshees profile?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387112
Putting it lightly, she's not the most diplomatic of people. She hates dealing with those she's never met before, monster and humans alike.

If she isn't avoiding people, she's probably ticking them off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387112
She's not too social but she tends to get along with most people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24386882
I bet her fluffy tail is wild and untamed, just like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387249
I strongly dislike banshee

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387249
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
I already married a bapho, now leave us be! We are making babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387314
I married a witch and her familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387274
Do not tempt me, wench. I could absolute destroy you just by licking at that brand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387274
Succ kind of scare me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387274
How's a man to resist a big soft succ? Just look at how kissable that belly is.

Shame about her tail though, if you can't barely wrap your hands around the base what's the point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
Me and the missus would tell her to fuck off while I screw my wife and squeeze her gigantic tits in front of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387351
Same. Anything that can stop you with just a stare, and then sap your energy and will in kiss, is a threat in my eyes.
Dryfish or no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387314
Qt baph

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387397
That's a pretty good way to make your wife go down a few cup sizes, Onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that monsters hate disgusting Otaku and nerds.

So don't worry about them and go to any anime con you want. Remember that conventions now have free entry to men cosplaying as the popular anime guys of the season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387370
Yeah, it bugs me too. Nice size of wings, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387423
I'll cosplay the ugly, fat old man.

[Anonymous No.]

A mansion of meaty maids who only get more meaty from repeated impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

So is your waifu okay with threesomes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387423
I can't go because of my social anxiety, but collection of anime figurines should repel any succ that wants to come through my window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387403
I'm scared of how they can easily manipulate you into happily doing their bidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387464
She'd prefer to just watch. At least at first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387423
A bunch of awkward nerds dressing up in public for the first time and being really embarrassed by it would be easy pickings for demons, kikis and other soft dommy types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387450
>Anon wants to endanger his pelvic region.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387464
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387492
Or Hex Maniac style creepy monsters who want to take them back to their NEET cave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387464
I have a harem so threesome are kind of a normal occurrence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387403
>>24387480
She'll happily return the energy with interest. You can always trust a Succ, just lie back and she'll take you to heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387423
Nice try, but if that were true then I wouldn't have all of these gyaru monsters lusting after my cherryboy virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387480
>I'm scared of how they can easily manipulate you into happily doing their bidding
>"Honey, can you please help me with the groceries so I can get started with dinner? They're a bit heavy. Thank you~"
>blown kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387503
If it means living a life of luxury with lots of plump maids and the click-clack of lots of little kiki feet, I'd gladly endanger my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387294
well ok then

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387464
As a devotee of the Fallen God, I believe that to be a firm yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387593
>firm

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387464
Nay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387515
>low-level OL Demon cake finally acts like a confident seductress in front of the only guy to also be wearing a costume from her favorite obscure show
>f
>Kiki infiltrates the maid cafe, finds the guy in the corner of the room too shy to make eye contact with anyone, and "treats him to the real thing" until she's leading him around by the hand
>creepy oomukade camps out by the photoshoot for her favorite series, pouncing as soon as she senses one male cosplayer's awkwardness and carrying him directly home, openly gushing and calling him by the character's name
MG cons actually have a surprising amount of potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387525
Truly terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387632
An absolute yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387754

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387550
>Anon grabs one of his meats and pounds her until he is satisfied.
>One of the pregnant maids walks in horny from all the hormones and decides to go after.
>More maids see that master's dick is already out so they go in.
>it only stops when Anon can;t get it up anymore and his pelvis is sore from slapping so much meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387464
No. We are strictly monogamous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387464
No, I am for her and she is for me. No other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384696
You’re both wearing going to wear her slime. She may also take the form of other monsters using her latex. That’s fine right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387780
ew, a girl in a bucket!

[Anonymous No.]

PROTIP: Wear a mask while masturbating to simulate your wife’s hot breath on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387855
spray perfume on it to smell her femininity

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387855
Lewd. But what if she's also wearing a mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387423
That trope of intentionally trying to be unattractive to make a woman lose interest in you has low chance of success in fiction as it is, with monsters it's an impossible challenge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387855
I don't want my wife to have halitosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387905
Just be yourself and that should do the trick. It's always worked for me so far.

[Anonymous No.]

Frisky flayer finds failing female, fixes friend in end. Flayer corruption story (with lewd) written for >>23814186

https://pastebin.com/HgG1uiww

It also has your daily dose of consensual corruption! Granted, after slightly less solicited corruption, but you gotta take what you can get in these trying times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387780
A midboss with no dialogue. Shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have a beautiful mature and tall wife
>Develop pedophilia and not tell your wife about it, keeping it all in
>Have dreams of an 8-year old little girl version of your wife
What are the implications of this kind of problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24382079
Tickle them

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388021
Fuck your daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387960
I know this method works wonders for avoiding relationships with human women, but I've never dealt with a monstergirl and I'm nervous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388051
what if you don't have a duaghteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388137
You make one

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388137
Better get started on making one

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388021
Getting her to drink a potion once in a while wouldn't hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>aughter dicking

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388187
I hope KC draws loli versions of popular monsters in a world guide, in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388187
The way God intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387982
Consensual corruption is so rare, that was a good read.

[Anonymous No.]

Which sabbath is, factually, the best sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388291
the most prestigious sabbath branches of course: Shirokuto and Greila's branches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388291
I don't even know

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388291
the undead or desert one would be pretty neato.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388291
the ugly one

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388359
ah, yes. the one with hellhounds, gremlins, and gazers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388291
My wife's

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388454
Who's your wife, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387673
>You decide to visit your local con
>The website promises free entry to male cosplayers, so you put together something quick
>You aren't much of a fan, but "The Adventures of Joan Jones" has a decent following, and most importantly it has Buck, a fanservice sidekick with a simple costume
>You don a light jacket, shorts, and a baseball cap with Buck's trademark smiley pin attached to it
>When you arrive at the con it's teeming with monster girls
>You estimate there's probably a 1:10 male to female ratio
>Unsurprising, as these seem to attract the more desperate monsters
>This is probably their first outing in a while
>The other men are an even split between cosplay "artists" and clueless chumps like yourself
>There's a man wearing a Magical Paladin Joseph cosplay, being chased by a crowd of demons and succubi
>Another wearing a micro-speedo being paraded around by his bicorn wife
>One poor shota cosplaying as Billy from "Billy's Farm" is restrained in the lap of a drooling high orc, surrounded by her tribe
>When you reach the photo area, a high pitched squeal startles you
>"Oh my god, Buck-kun, you are here!"
>You turn around to see a werecat wearing the most impressive Joan Jones costume you've ever seen
>Her very tight top and short shorts are bursting at the seams just like the original, and she's wearing her trademark hat and whip
>She skips to your side, beaming. You are awfully distracted by her chest. The original was a succubus, but this cat gives her a run for her money
>"Can we take some shots together? Your cosplay is so good!"
>You know she's lying, but denying a monster girl can trigger some dangerous predatory instincts
>You'll take a couple of shots and then give her some lame excuse before high tailing it
>She takes more than a couple, some in classic action poses and some more intimate, that you suspect she made up on the spot
>You are about to excuse yourself when she locks eyes with you. You feel a dangerous intensity in her stare
>"In episode 354, how does Buck escape the amazoness tribe mating ritual?"
>You are surprised by her question, but even more so when you find yourself unable to break her gaze. It seems she's staring straight into your soul. You want to escape, but can't move your body. Worse, you feel compelled to answer her question.
>"I-I don't kno-"
>You double over, tripping and falling on top of her. She seems ready for this, and catches you easily
>It's like your entire body is an erogenous zone. Even your clothing rubbing against your skin is enough to make you shiver
>She cups your cheek, still smiling, and locks eyes with you again
>"In 'The Last Crusade', Joan picks up the Holy Dildo from a group of fakes. What material was it made of?"
>Again the pressure seems to suck all the air out of your lungs. It's like a laser boring into your skull, except now it's mixed with extreme pleasure.
>"P-please, I do-"
>Your body convulses, and when you come to you realize that you've stained your shorts. She is now straddling you, your somehow still hardened cock pressing against her pubis
>Her tail flickers behind her, and it captures your attention. It's not a cat's tail. It's a lion's. And she's not a cat.
>"Geeze Buck, you are such a clutz!"
>She lowers her body, pressing her ample chest against yours. She brings her mouth close to your ear, and whispers
>"When Buck is struck with the Sphinx's curse in the 1995 holiday special, how does she cure him? Here's a hint: it's what I'm about to do to you~"

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster gives the best backrubs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388516
Despite how she may look, her Sabbath greatly encourages pampering onii-chans with behavior that could be mistaken for loli onee-sans to the casual observer. Want breakfast in bed served to you by a cute familiar? How about a lap pillow and ear cleaning from a flat chested Kikimora? Her Sabbath's the one to join, they also hire out their stronger unmarried members as "bodyguards" in an extension of their duty to onii-chans everywhere.

My wife herself is very smug and has problems with her temper but those are all values she truly believes in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388021
Lolipotions were made for exactly this sort of situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387982
Yo. I binged that bigass story you're writing. The effort you put into making monstergirl culture 'believable' is really interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388668
Monster girl nerds are scary...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387982
Nice. Thanks for sharing Anon!

[Maritan No.]

Got some more time to draw lately.
Have a goddess who just wants to hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388797
Lucky guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387790
Incorrect, the meat ALLOWS him to slap so much meat.
Its the power of padding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388761
Thanks. I try to keep it kosher, but KC's world is more like a template to me. I like to add my own color to the blank images to give it some life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388745
>tfw you come home to find your wife half her usual size and twice as smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388944

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388688
slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388696
That's...that's some good taste, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388187
I will say I dig the enthusiasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24374108

[Anonymous No.]

>>24375069
It's because Discord will literally ban you and everybody in the server for underage content that isn't degenerate furry trash. I personally don't care for lolicon because it tends to be a slippery slope towards pedophilia because a lot of the times they're drawn in such a way that they're not even at the cusp of puberty physically so sexual relations with them takes on a very wrong light.

But you do you, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24375069
>seen the comments on the MGE wiki and the TFT discord.
like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389057
Way to rekindle dumbass arguments from almost a day ago.

[Anonymous No.]

it is your duty to help the liches open the portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388899
Yeah, it shows. Most stories are narrow in scope, as in, they keep the cast small and rarely look out the window of the guy and the girl involved - so it's rare to see the culture of the world laid out (outside small gags/glimpses). Your story is very different where the culture is a huge driving force for a lot of the characters. It's a scale thing.
The language barrier was also handled well, since you emphasized what actually made the languages different. Then there's the details of male and monster relations - how monsters perceive male roles, stereotypes, etc in society. It was cool to contrast that to the main character. Lots of details like that.

That's the sort of stuff that appeals to me, personally. Main character had a rough start, but they slowly but surely gained a sense of self and broke the pure self-insert 'your picture here!' shell.
Main issue I've had is the way the broad cast of characters was handled. Feels like a lot of them end up forgotten and inconsequential.

>I try to keep it kosher, but KC's world is more like a template to me. I like to add my own color to the blank images to give it some life.
It's working out well so far, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be high level adventurer
>Love returning to starter areas and bullying the low level monsters
>Even better feeling when that old h’orc boss who gave me so much trouble back then promises she’ll become strong one day and defeat me
>quickly squish that dream by mereing her and taking her as my bride
>Do this to every monster who promises she’ll get revenge on me
>Harem asks me why I did what I did and I just tell them I like bullying weak monsters
>It’s technically the truth but not the whole truth
>Secretly scared of being mere’d like dad when he thought he could just noogie the first zone dragon raid boss and walk away like nothing happened
>She eventually power leveled and caught him with his pants down
>Literally
>But luckily I took every monster who’s after me as a concubine thus leaving no avenue of revenge
>One day decide to pay visit to my dragon raid boss and bully her
>Eloquently states how she’ll get revenge
>But before I could deliver the final strike with my dick she uses a teleportation scroll and leaves
What’s the fastest way to hunt down a low level dragon before she becomes too strong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24375069
The key to talking about monster girls outside /jp/ is in tight knit private groups or one on one with friends. The wiki and TFT are known hellholes and attract the worst kinds of casuals, I'm not saying anyone who hates loli is a casual but those sites have a way of attracting people who only care about MGE at the surface level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389197
exterminatus

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389197
Kidnap the egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>24375069
MGE without the Sabbath loses a lot of it's magic, pardon the pun. Unfortunatly a lot of artists, moderators, hell even a few shitty nations don't differentiate between petite and full blown child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387330
I doubt the two of them would mind a Bapho joining in.

[Anonymous No.]

You ever notice how canon MGE is above and beyond far lewder than we imagine it to be in these threads? The girls are beyond giddy when it comes to sex, to the point I fear for my sanity with even the simple girls.
Lilims, and by extension Succubi, absolutely terrify me, even in MGE. I feel like my heart, mind, and body will all give out dealing with them.

Is there something wrong with me? Am I so much of a virgin that I avoid sex on impulse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389170
How do dead people get sick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389012
Thanks anon, glad to know her Sabbath is appealing to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389336
My waifu is absolutely toned down from the general MGE lust you mentioned, yes. Sex is neat and all but I like other things too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389382
Well, as a man who wants to be pampered but has adverse reactions to mommydom, there are few better options than a petite onee-san type girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389360
with dead germs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389336
You're not alone, I feel the same way. Especially when they talk about love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389336
Most of them are fine. March hares would be pretty annoying to talk with I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389407
As is mine, but that just makes me worried if she's holding back for my sake.
Doesn't that mean we aren't being as loving as we could be? Would succubi laugh at us behind our backs? Or worse, pity us? Worst of all, would they try and fix us?

I'd be scared of my waifu and I suddenly drastically changing the nature of our relationship just because we crossed paths with a Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389360
Dance fever

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389427
Anon, read the setting materials, including the stories and games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389095
Take a peek at the humpty egg/any loli related monster girl on the wiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389510
>including the stories and games.
Games so far haven't been by KC and neither was Fallen Brides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389214
For you maybe

[Anonymous No.]

How do weird handed monsters play video games their paws are too big or other weird things about their hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389336
In the immortal words of Abridged Joey Wheeler, sex isn’t that sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389640
There would probably be monster-sized controllers made for them, similar to novelty giant TV remotes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389648
What if I'm bad at it? What if I can't get it up? What if I'm a quickshot that can't stay hard enough to pleasure her? What if I start crying because it feels too good, like in my ero-doujin?

I'm going to level with you Anons that want to know my disgusting secrets
I'm at about 2" that grows up to about 4". I do not get hard to the tip. I don't leak pre or anything. I don't shoot thick ropes either.
My penis always seems to bend down slightly, and can't get hard enough to tent my underwear. I think I've had ED or Peyronie's disease for the better half of a decade.

So yeah, I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389336
On one hand I know I would be playing with fire if this was real, on the other hand I find the idea of being captured, chained up, and raped into being the husband-slave of a manticore or dark elf exciting.

So yeah, enjoy the fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389726
Ouch. Well man, if the Day of the Rape happenns you won't have to worry about any of that. Mamono Mana™ will turn you into the big-dicked sex god your waifu deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389422
>love

[Anonymous No.]

Best mg for simps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389791

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387982
>Change your mind
What a fucking nerd. I like it, keep writing stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387982
Thank you for writing my silly request. That was a wonderful story.

[Anonymous No.]

If I play the trumpet will skeleton girls dance for me like snakes do with a Pungi flute

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389867
I think that will agitate them a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389831
Love is a myth made up by poor people who dont want to work
Love is as real as a unicorns horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389831
And you think love is to prey
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389831

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389907

[Anonymous No.]

The thing I'm most scared of my waifu saying isn't that she's pregnant, or she's leaving me, or some other bullshit like that. It's her turning to me and asking:
>"Why do you always have such a pained expression whenever I'm close to you? Am I hurting you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389890
but I wanna doot around them

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389940
I love those pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390033
Then you are bold and foolish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390139
time to doot in the old graveyard after dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390045
They are great. Cute smug lolis with funny t-shirts,what's not to love

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390292
>lolis
That

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390292
Which one was the first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390343
Want to impregnate my shortcow older sister android.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387846
>Carrier becoming a latex version of whatever monster girl caught her eye earlier that day
What would be ideal when most monsters revolve around things like mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389907
Good thing we have unicorns then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390345
Familiar, pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I just need my waifu to wrap me up, lay me on her tail and just softly caress me, telling me I can stay here as long as I need to.

It hurts. It hurts so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389791
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt,
Only God knows where we stuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>when your kouhai gives you that look

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390343
Blindfolds are sexy, especially when they do nothing to inhibit sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390595
Looks like someone needs some lunchtime milking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390615
>Smug basalisk

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390493
Actually, it was Witch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390631
>>24390614

[Anonymous No.]

why are cupids such good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389726
They call me the Programmer because I got a 3.5” floppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390769

[Anonymous No.]

I'm scared and sad and lonely. Please send comfy girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390776

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390776

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because they're taller, doesn't mean scandanavian kikis can't be cute.
A big maid means a happy master.

[Anonymous No.]

what are you supposed to do if your momster is smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390846
>scandanavian
Fuck Scandinavia. Gonna burn it all to the ground. Don't ask. A select few will understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390848
Tie her up and give her a righteous spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390776

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390808
thought that was a lynel

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390872
but she turns the rope around on me so if i try to tie her up somehow I end up the one trapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390878
Wah! What are we going to do in the mofu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390846
tall maids means she can dust the tops of things easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390878
Can I really trust foxes to take the pain away? It's been so long. I just keep getting hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390879
>tfw no Lionel gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390902
Also means you can take advantage of looking at underboob if you get her uniform right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390900
Fluffy things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390846
все хорошо

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390917
Clearly she needs a uniform that covers her perfectly so that her body can stay clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390493
I want to make that stomach bulge man I really do

[Anonymous No.]

>>24389194
>a lot of characters end up forgotten or inconsequential
It do be like that sometimes. Normally I try to wrap up some of the more important side character's stories, but this last arc had too many to complete in a reasonable amount of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390958
Exactly.
Dust falls down, so you can save cloth by only covering the top of her chest!

[Anonymous No.]

Tall flat kikis are perfect maids they don't have anything obstructing them when looking down and are tall enough to reach anything high

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390921
>tfw no family of fluff

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391004
Understandable. It's easy to mess up the logistics in writing. Looking forward to what comes next, regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

new t-shirt loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391044
But they can't provide milk for their master's daily tea or coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391275
Why does this one have murder in its eye?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391260
Personally I'd prefer a family of fluffy hellhounds, but I'd never turn down the kitsune life if it came to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388696
Loli bodyguards???

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391275
Isn't she a bit young to be drinking?
Almost out of drink at home. Recommend me something, /mgt/. I must warn you, I am a lightweight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391289
sure they can even flat monsters can make milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384063
Bad effect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391346
Have you seen what those goblins can do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391350
Club soda, half and half, ice, and vanilla syrup. Alternatively, substitute the half and half and ice with a scoop of ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391429
It makes me feel strange, like I'm loosing a part of myself, slipping into a deep and dark abyss of eternal pleasure that the current me finds pitiful. So I react almost automatically by struggling to get away.

She doesn't like me acting like that. She'd much rather find a way to make the whole of me happy, and not just the parts that I keep buried deep inside. It's just how she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391456
I meant booze. To buy. At a store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391482
Okay but have you ever tried it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391468
Oh, I remember you from a few days ago. Let go of your neurosis. Submit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lewd-pure alp gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391350
you should drink milk it's good for your bones

[Anonymous No.]

Breeding with Jinko. Because tigers are cute, so tiger-girls are even sexier than ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391482
Whiskey sour with maple syrup. Use Bulleit bourbon for the alcohol, and higher quality maple syrup will taste better than Aunt Jemima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391576
Yes and with the zero-G sexing

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391584
Honestly I don't know how you'd get non-maple syrup to mix in. That stuff is way too thick.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster would be best to join me in my teetotaler ways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391723
Holstaur.
She'll be damned if you're gonna get a drink from anywhere that isn't her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390775

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391723
dhampir you both get to be boring sticks in the mud thinking you are special for not drinking

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that the Sabbath is only good for familiars! What's your flavor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391757
>What's your flavor?
Puppy cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your companion now, boya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391909
What happened to the right side of her pants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391909
but i don't like digimon im a pokechad

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391915
The 90's happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388797
Should draw some Mari lewds. She hasn't had a good dicking in awhile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24390045
The best ones are the ones that reference their loli-ness

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392023
>>24388797
Draw a bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna bully a succ like this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392040
I'd rather see her giving head with some good mouth shots: clean with dick inside, cum-filled/cumshot, a heart gulp, and then showing off her clean mouth again. Unfortunately, she really doesn't have any blowjob stuff aside from a gangbang pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392095
hearty*

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392095
Lilims have a surprising amount of bondage art for an MGE creature (obviously foxes have a ton, but there's very little from MGE foxes). You'd think lilim fans would be mostly powersluts, but it seems like a lot of them like to see super succs get mere'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392143
It's the desire of man to subdue a powerful, influential woman and turn her into breeding sow

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOO STOP I HATE YOU SUCCUBI

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392162
And yet I see so little with other monsters except manticores (I'm guessing you're onto something) and kobolds (thanks to KDF). There isn't much MGE bondage, probably because MGE tends to be more appealing to those who are into gentle femdom. It seems EMG gets the bulk of monster girl bondage.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing beats a day of being licked all over by a Jabberwock's many tongues while your face is trapped in her massive breasts

[Anonymous No.]

God, I just want to be smothered underneath a large, soft monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392330
I'd contest that being licked all over by a holst harem and assaulted by their breasts would be better

[Maritan No.]

>>24392143
When I made that lilim, my only intent was to show her qualities as a lilim, or a powerful monster by showing their sheer level of perversion.
I don't really care too much for classy or restrained royalty.
She's powerful, but what use is that power besides to corrupt or use it for a husband?
As for her tastes, she doesn't mind being both. If the husband is submissive, she will be dominant, if the husband is dominant, she will be submissive to him.
If the husband likes women with a bit more curve to them, her body will change to meet the tastes of her husband, since I remember that also being a thing in MGE.
In my view, what makes the highest tier of succubi what they are is their perversion, and that the more perverted the succubus, the more badges of honor she has.

>>24392040
>>24392023
>>24392095
I was planning on more Mari stuff soon.
Hell, someone is commissioning me for a Mari daki with preg version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392341
You and me both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392394
I just want his images translated, I hate this

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392390
>Mari daki with preg version
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392390
I didn't even knew you took commissions

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392341
>>24392394
Likewise.

[Maritan No.]

>>24392411
They're from a while back, I just have free time to clear them off soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392390
Do you consider yourself above memes, or do you like to indulge in them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392394
>>24392399
>"Yes, yes, work was rerally tough, huh? It's okay. You work hard everyday. I know that for sure."
>"Come here. Momiji onee-san is gonna give the hardworking you lots of hugs and praise."
>"Even if it isn't tough, anytime onee-san is around, I'll make you feel good, so do your best again, okay?"
That last part was a bit rough to translate, but that's the meaning behind it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392571
Yes but I mean all the ones that you can see on twitter and gelbooru, his KF ones Also fuck Kaigunmilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>24377001
Cheshires are so fuckable

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392671
>spoiler
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392729
Someone that does Touhou and some other stuff His twitter is filled with trash and the pixiv dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392416
Yeah, I'd let a hellhound assault my face and mouth with her stinky, doggo tongue. I wouldn't think twice about it

[Anonymous No.]

>when your goat wife said she wanted a thousand young, she meant it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392782
>no appreciation for grotesque pussy
weak, dude

[Anonymous No.]

ahem, ATTENTION ALL HUMAN MEN
Step outside right now, and get raped by monsters! It's what human men are built for! Your only purpose in life is to inject lots and lots of babies into a monster, pesky "jobs" and "friends" and material possessions aren't worth your time. Your "time" should be spent eating, sleeping, fucking, and raising babies! Do it or else you soon won't have a choice!
ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʏ Uɴɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴀᴄᴛᴏʀs ɪɴᴄ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392942
But what if I want to do the raping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392942
Yeah, yeah, shut up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392942
I refuse to live without video games and the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24391350
>Satyros
>too young to drink
Anon, I'm pretty sure Satyros babies come out retarded if mom doesn't drink enough while pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XMExnneUrI

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393042
I wanna lewdly bully a demon by doing this to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392394
I don't even care about the possible lewd acts. Just laying on her soft chest while she listens to my worries sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393325
Lying*
Darn it.

[Anonymous No.]

On her days off, the Schedule-hound sleeps in.

[Anonymous No.]

Been thinkin' 'bout thos' minos

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393449
Prime beef?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393449
That picture just made me think of monster girls trying to impress their husband-to-be with their weapons.
Minotaurs showing how big and devastating their weapons are.
Lizard girl showing swords and axes that are crafted to perfection and how elegantly they can duel with them.
Elves showing off their traditional bows and how they are made and their magic.
Demons showing off a 1000 year old demons sword that they have since the age of the former demon lord and how they made it into a lewd weapon.
Cursed sword doing stuff like "and if I do this, it will be easier for us to have sex"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392942
I am already worshipping my demon officer wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393495
Prime beef, cooked extremely rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>24388201
>I hope KC draws loli versions of popular monsters
Seconded, although I hope the anatomy isn't as wierd as in the Sabbath book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392942
i'm sorry but if i step outside i'm not near my waifu's natural habitat

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392942
No!
Down with the monsters, we're the Humanity Fuck Yeah resistance!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393568
Soon to be "Fuck Humanity, Yeah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392942
I kinda want an extremist demon wife but I also don't wanna be talked down to from me being a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24392942
You'll have to find me first, blueberry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393677
Jokes on you, she already knows EVERYTHING about you.
Just sign the god damn contract anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393630
Well then the solution is simple - get incubized quickly and you'll be her equal. I'm sure she will gladly help you with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393818
>assuming this is me and not yet another decoy
It must be summer in the Demon realm. Hail Hydra! Cut off a limb, and two more shall take its place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393929
Or she could be fine with him being a human, and not talk down to him. Would she be glad to do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393929
Imagine a demon keep trying to convince her husband to let her incubize him. And him just keep finding excuses not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394193
>"Fine, stay human if you want!, we'll see how you like your humanity, when you start balding or get grey hair!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394193
>>24394273
You have no say in the matter. You either become an incubus, or you die of old age, and become an undead incubus. Your desires deserve to be desecrated for wanting to subject your waifu to an eternity of loneliness after your passing. And if you want her to move on you're just a cuck. Wanting to spend the rest of her natural lifespan watching her get dicked down by another man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394273
Men with grey hair can be sexy though. Probably monsters into dilfs dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394333
>Your desires deserve to be desecrated for wanting to subject your waifu to an eternity of loneliness after your passing
Now that's a good argument. Accepting your own mortality is one thing, but forcing your wife to spend the rest of her inhumanly long lifespan without you? absolutely horrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394403
. . . I can't tell if this is serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394403
Aragorn was a fag, he should have gotten into necromancy or something of the sort to spend forever with Arwen. Or I guess just banged that rohirrim chick instead.

Lifespan disparity a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394333
Wasted trips. I thought the marriage was enforced by magic contract? Write "accept my mortality" and "don't expect me to watch you dick someone else" in there. She can marry someone else after he dies. He will not care because he will be dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394458
The afterlife exists retard. What you're just never going to look over your wife and kids?

Pretty sure I know what kind of person you are.

[Anonymous No.]

KC already said that if the guy dies before the monster for some reason, either she kills herself to reunite with him in the afterlife or just ask a lich to resurrect him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394473
I personally would much much rather be brought back than have her suffer suicide. There can be time for the afterlife once our run on the mortal coil is truly up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394495
Suicide is not that much of a tragedy when there's a confirmed afterlife though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394495
>>24394473
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394510
Probably a legit thing in MGE too.

[Anonymous No.]

Since we're on the topic of death.

For as much as I love sandworms, one thing has always unsettled me. Obviously, the majority of your time is spent deep under the sands with her, inside her. Your waifu passing away before you would have to be the most horrifying experience ever. For one, she passed away. That is already a very traumatic experience to go through. But, you'd be trapped in her decaying corpse until you either suffocate, starve, or die of dehydration.

I hope there's a way in MGE to make it such that you can bind your souls in such away you will pass away at the same time no matter what. Otherwise, this would be probably the most awful experience you can canonically go through in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394473
Considering the actual setting has men becoming incubi by just fucking monsters or living in a demon realm this entire conversation is stupid. Spending decades living with and fucking a powerful succubus family monster like a demon would mean you would be an incubus anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394469
Fuck the afterlife. I don't have to keep floating in happy lobotomy prison after death. What will the wife and kids expect a dead man to look over them? Now that would be retarded. Do tell what kind of person you are thinking of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394495
>>24394510
If you're immortal (married to an undead race or undead yourself) he also said that sometimes some couples just get tired of living so they both commit suicide to move to the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394536
Only way I'd move on to the afterlife is if I'd get to be a travel agent

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394525
Just bend space to get out, you're full of spice man your eyes glow blue in the dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394525
Just keep some quick fast toxin on your person. Cheer up. You'd probably suffocate pretty fast without her support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394554
Spice isn't canon in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394564
Neither are you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394569
Thanks for reminding me, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394525
>But, you'd be trapped in her decaying corpse until you either suffocate, starve, or die of dehydration.
It's not like she's going to randomly die any moment, she will obviously know her time is coming and make sure you are somewhere safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394504
It's still unnecessary though. It's like asking her to move away from all her friends and stuff when it's unnecessary.

>>24394510
Thanks to mamono mana you mean.

>>24394531
>I would rather be obliterated
I mean you do you, your wife's going to be heartbroken though when she tries to find you. Through out all of human history we've taken solace in the idea that our ancestors are looking over us, or looking to save us from misfortune. Do you not know this? You're a plain old cunt, pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are unmarried monsters allowed to teach boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394755
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394657
The wife will be fine because the afterlife is for brainwashing people to be happy or miserable. Having some afterlife clone is just as good in her eyes. It doesn't mean I have to rot in a soul box. The thought of ancestors watching over me is creepy and weird. It would be a suck job that I would not do. No thank you. Who worships ancestors anyway? Does your religion not have gods or was there a clearance sale on ancestors last aeon? You are an unimaginative cunt yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

Summer means little boys and girls setting up lemonade stands are you gonna buy her freshly made lemonade with real sugar

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394755
Because we cannot discriminate against unmarried monsters, they already have to deal with loneliness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394805
Nah. That's how you get covid and die. Unless she's got the proper ppe going on and wipes down that entire setup after each customer that stand will be a plague ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394763
>She leans against you as you stay back for private lessons, her breasts fairly engulfing your shoulder and almost your head
>You can barely focus on your work with her lips by your ear and your cock rock solid
>Then she complains of the strain on her back, and asks if she might take a seat?
>You nod, thinking she's just going to pull up a nearby seat, until her fat ass lands on your lap and dwarfs it
>Immeasurably tight pencil skirt spills around your hips as the room suddenly grows a lot hotter, despite her smooth cool skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394755
They aren't. Remember to dick teachers. It's THE LAW. Pedo the bear wants you to remember that only you can prevent teacher on shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394805
>it's a really hot day
>but all stores nearby are closed except for her lemonade stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394798
And you call me unimaginative. Why are you cucking yourself in your own imagination? "This concept I have complete control over is totally shit because I'm an angsty faggot who was raised hard catholic or something." Also the idea that your waifu can't tell you from a literal soulless clone is stupid.
>rot in a soul box
>I've got to make it sound as unpleasant as possibly because I've deep seated pathological issues
What is the"real" world you inhabit with the waifu then, just a body box to slowly rot in?

Literally every one worships their ancestors to varying degrees. Some simply just pay alot of respect to them. The worship of gods does not preclude the reverence of your ancestors and close kin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394755
I bet she plays matchmaker and helps her students fall in love with each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394936
There's gonna be the CC headmaster who's going for the single male students but all of them are taken away by the other monstergirl students or teachers

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394834
Something tells me monster schools are full of perverts. How do you even survive a mixed school where you have to deal with both student and teacher monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394889
It is heaven. So if her being fooled by some fake copy would make her happy that is what will happen. So even the good afterlife sucks. I am perfectly happy to dissipate into nothing. It isn't angst and bodies rot.

Just because you are obsessed with ancestors doesn't mean everyone else is. You are welcome to continue imagining all of them watching you beat off to your heart's content. Enjoy your freaky mega-voyeurism you creepy bastard. Wave to grandma as you wipe up you far too imaginative faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394831
>wants to drink her lemonade directly from the pipe and wipe down her entire setup
This is due to health reasons? I'm not so sure...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395009
The good afterlife "sucks" only because you so desperately want it to suck. You could make it not suck, you just chose not to. And for some reason you rationalise it away as if she's happy to have some fake copy of yourself for whatever reason. I'll stop slighting your person now, though.

There's obsession, and then there's some biblebelt fuckin' middle aged wife going through some personal crisis taking solace in the thought her father's looking down on her in heaven and supporting her. I don't know if when you hear ancestor worship you picture something more deliberate, like rituals and idolatry. I'm using it in a more mundane sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24394525
Haven't we been over this like 3 or 4 times by now?

[Anonymous No.]

Now I need a lich to help me with my fear of death due to this discussion.
Don't have to fear death if I constantly get revived by a yandere lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24393413
Gonna plug her nose and/or blow in her ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395129
No. Heaven is for lotus eating. Hell is for people who want shitty lotuses to eat. That is the point. These are existences and environments predicated on desires. I think lotuses suck and opt out. Desire is a poor substitute for the impartiality of physics. I don't see why a wife getting her every desire with a false me would be bad.

Think. What if you were there with yours? Which desire would win? Perhaps you both have the exact same desires continuously? No matter how you see it this is a lobotomy and lotus eating.

I do not seek ancestral presences or relatives during crisis. My dead family can do something far away from me. That is my preference and the specific sense of it doesn't matter. It is absolutely not comforting. Anyone needing me in that capacity can just use their imagination. It amounts to the same thing and allows me to not be involved.

[Anonymous No.]

I see that the local Vampires Dhampir daughter is going through her angst phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Got some rare things on sale, stranger!"
https://twitter.com/chikaretsu/status/1275423865624121344

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395305
Heaven is whatever you want it to be. It's been different things for different cultures across the ages. It's up to you to decide which deity is out there and what their afterlife looks like. What you're doing is opting out of icecream, because you hate lotus flavoured icecream. For some reason you refuse to admit you can pick any flavour you desire.
>inb4 I don't like icecream

Because she's probably been with you long enough to know you'd for whatever reason utterly hate the idea. False you would remind her every second of the day that it isn't real. You'd probably drive her into insanity.

What if I were in my afterlife, you mean? It would make no difference. Unlife on earth, life in heaven, all would be roughly the same. Especially if I spend my life around people who anticipate a roughly similar afterlife. You just enter your deity's realm surrounded by the same people, doing the same things, forever. But that's the blessed existence of undeath, what difference is there in it?

Your experience is representative of your own and no one else's. I know many who take comfort in the idea that a loved one or relative that had passed on is looking after them from beyond. The problem is you're incapable of fantasising. You live in the real world where none of this is real. However where the afterlife exists, your continued existence is no longer just a placebo, but you could offer through supernatural means, legitimate guidance, and look after those of your line who come after you. Their imagination can't do that, their imagination cannot offer legitimate guidance, or foretell of tragedy. And I feel as though it's quite shit. But this is hugbox land, maybe there's a portal you may opt to go through, where your soul is shredded into oblivion, and the remnants are put to constitute a new soul, utterly cleansed of all trace of you, a true death in a sense. Where you don't enter void so much as cease to exist.

Perhaps every one would begin to forget you. I like to think of things that exist in the minds of others as having souls. So conversely, erasing your own would be akin to erasing their memories of you, so that there's truly no distinction between you ceasing to exist, and you never having existed at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
I'm going to rescue all of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
>Druella
That girl is really kinky, selling herself into slavery and all that.
I'm gonna buy her and make her hold my hand and cuddle with me. And then I'm gonna do all kinds of lewd and kinky shit too her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395524
Do not hold Deruella's hand Anon. At best she'll give you an instant boner, drain your strength, and then pump you full of DE via skin contact till you jizz in your pants. And she'll remind you of your first crush while doing it.

And hopefully you don't have any Alp tenancies, because she'll know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
It's known that monster girl slavery is just an elaborate scheme to pick their husband, but how does it actually work? I doubt slave traders make for good husband material, especially for MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
I do kind of want a harem of rare high-rank monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395558
Depends if the trader is in on their scheme or not, a seemingly shady trader might actually be a loving husband with his wife pulling the strings behind the scenes.
>>24395579
Which races? Always interested in hearing about peoples ideal harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395579
Ainz-sama no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395305
I'll add, your wife probably cannot digest or do anything with fake you's cum. In fact, this puts a hamper on the whole "move on" thing anyway. She'd just starve to death shortly after your absense or kill herself anyway. Not only are you depriving her of happiness with your selfishness, looking at your clone and being reminded every day that you're actually long gone means you're probably dooming her to oblivion too.

Having thought about this, I earnestly and sincerely hope with no malice that you die alone and unloved.

[Anonymous No.]

I just got into Prey. Mimics, Doppels and other such creatures are truly amazing! Imagine exploring a space station and never knowing what seemingly innocuous object will try to proactively date you next!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395750
Might be awkward to tell your parents that you are going to unironically marry your coffee mug

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395510
You truly don't get it. If you and your wife are in perfect sparkle land where your desires are perfectly fulfilled there is no waiting or lag. There is no imperfect pleasure or half assed satisfaction. So what happens when you both are in the same area with distinctly different desires that cannot be reconciled?

Either that is possible or not. If it can happen then you aren't in a perfect pleasure area. If it cannot then you have been lobotomized. Do you understand?

The moment another being is there in a desire modified environment this problem has to be faced. The perfect answer is to not actually have different beings in that environment. This is a soul box of delusion where people interact with simulacra.

As for the wife: Why would you assume existence in a lotus eating place would involve truth in any way? No she will get whatever will make her happy and regardless of truth. The moment you get to heaven and approach a lack that would disappoint you is the moment you get an edit that will stop the displeasure from ever occurring in the first place.

If you want to hang with someone who didn't make it you will absolutely not be disappointed . But don't expect Super Triple Hitler to really get into heaven. That is just a delusion to move you towards pleasure. Which is the literal point of heaven.

But what about some place that values truth etc? I'm already in a place where reality defeats desires. You would just get another version of what you've already had here.

Everyone else can suck up the effects of me stepping through the door to nonexistence. It isn't my business nor my concern. This is my afterlife or lack thereof. Let those who continue spend their time dealing with things if they want to. If not the door is presumably there for them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
Why would you ruin Druella like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395789
It weights EXACTLY 170 grams!

[Anonymous No.]

Bug-girls are not snacks. Please stop trying to bite them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395821
But it’s really fun to watch a spider jump and struggle

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395695
Because the rules of diet and nutrition are too strong for the lotus eater box to overcome! Oh noes. If only the ancestors or whoever could control the environment or let her get something she desires. Don't jump to conclusions about me. Think slightly more thoroughly.

Having thought about this to a greater degree than you has brought me to a sincere hope of my own. I hope you find an elementary text on logic and read it thoroughly. I however do feel a very slight impulse towards malice. So please do start at an advanced chapter first. Don't over do it. The malicious impulse is very slight and barely there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
Now that's some real good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that humans are much happier after mindbreak than before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395800
Not even a god can attain true perfection. Is that what heaven means to you? What distinctly different desires are there that cannot be reconciled? I know you speak of a wish to return to nothing, but most people are not like you. I find it hard to believe a husband and wife cannot mutually wish to be happy together and little else. I think your ideas are incredibly diluted. Is it your idea that you want vanilla icecream and she wants mint, and thus you are irreconcilably doomed to different heavens or forced to be "lobotomised" to prefer mint?

Furthermore, which heavens are perfectly desire modified? It's an asinine assumption. What if you desire to rape every soul in heaven? Naturally heaven won't permit this. You don't solve this by creating infinite heavens for every person that responds perfectly to their desires, that's retarded. You solve this by not having such a stupid idea of heaven in the first place. It's just the place your god resides, where your souls can be protected, and content.

Certain rules around monstergirls, at least in MGE, are immutable. Heaven's influence cannot make the spiritual energy of some one that isn't you tenable. She will suffer. Furthermore, your entire concept is inconsistent. How can heaven at once grant all your desires and alter your desires? It clearly can only be one, there other, or neither.

You obviously don't know what the point of heaven is. And that the well being of your loved ones isn't your concern just points to the fact that you should have no loved ones. Which in and of itself isn't an indictment. Though it would be were you to go on to involve yourself with others anyway.

>>24395898
Indeed. It's just a place for a soul to sit, presided over by a singular god. It cannot change fundamental truths. Only KC can, in regards to MGE. I did, however just say that you are free to imagine whatever heaven you like. I suppose it is quite hypocritical of me then to rail against you for designing a heaven where you may erase yourself while harming no one.

It rings sad and hollow, however. But that's none of my business.

[Anonymous No.]

I'mma ask again since I couldn't get a clear read last time.

Is your waifu okay with threesomes?

[Anonymous No.]

Keep hydrated!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24387982
I like those scary "fanatical" flayers. Good stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396042
I have two, what do you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396042
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396042
As long as she's involved in them, yes. I think she would be fine with it.
I also like the idea of having two wives, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395959
I want a dom shog that does "mindbreak" sessions in the weekends

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396042
As a haremfag threesomes and more are kind of a natural thing, gotta keep the wives happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396089
>Honey it's been 4ä̷̡́́̓̏̓̈́̏̌͊ȩ̴̛͙̝̹̭͓̌̋̉̒̿ö̷̤͇͕̟͕͍̳͔̍̑̀͗n̷̨̙̦͍͈̟̺̮̼̏̆̈́̐͠s It's time for your ̴͖̥́̄̕͝m̴̢͎̥͗̎̒̐́͑͝i̶̡̭͕̘͉̭͇̟̇́̒n̴͓͂d̷̹̱͚͕̳̺͕͚́͒̓͜ͅḅ̵̗̺͙̱̘̖̮̫͂̀̌́̈́r̷̩̙͊̋̄͜ë̴̜͚̌̎̔̂̈́͠a̸̡̤̪͕͕̭̍͂͋͑̀̾͘͝k̵̼͚̻̗̖͖͎̮̺̍̽̈͐̒̋̕ͅ ̷̧̥͇͇͖́̇ş̶̧̦̯̤̮̒͒̍̄̚̕ͅe̶̹͇͠s̴͈̖̘̳̓͊̿̆͐͘͜s̸̨͙̝͈̙͛͗ị̸̡̮̮̤̟̫̼̼̂̊͜õ̸̹̼̓̃͌͘͠ṇ̵̡͈͓̗̖̩͒̋͜

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395959
I want a Demon to gently mindbreak me into her love-slave.

[Anonymous No.]

Ohohoho!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396134
>let me save first

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396164
I can't decide whether I want that. I'm literally of two minds about it. Guess that's why it's called "mindbreak" Seriously. Help me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396089
I wonder how hard it is to get a Shoggoth to do an ojou roleplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>putting this much effort into justifying you taking a shit all over your own ideal fantasy land
Westerners

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396217
Protest and quarreling is in our blood I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396217
It's like some people are so uncomfortable with the prospect of total happiness that they feel the need to inject grimdark into a purpose-built wish fulfillment setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396244
It's just the way of the world. There is no true perfection, your brain will inevitably invent problems for you to focus on. Suffering is inevitable, the drive to problem solve underpins our existence. For good or bad, it is potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396042
No.
She can get intensely possessive and jealous, bordering on yandere.
She’s the kind of girl that would lock lips with me in the middle of a public space just because she thinks she sees anyone looking a bit too long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396032
You are showing strain. This is a complex discussion. Let's go through it step by step. You and your wife are in heaven. You desire to share a green apple with her. She desires to share a red apple with you. In the same exact moment you both desire this an apple appears. Resolve this. This is it fundamentally.

So if your desires contradict what heaven gives it will not give them? It will not give the illusion of these disallowed desires either? That is literally a disappointment to the inhabitant. I didn't know heaven gave those. How imperfect. I already have plenty of that right here and now. Heaven sounds boringly familiar doesn't it?

But you claim the solution is for heaven to make what it cannot give non-desirable to the inhabitant? This is a lobotomy as I mentioned before the conversation got to this point.

The other solution where an apple appears and you each see it as the color you wish is a shared delusion. That option is available right here and now in this imperfect world. How droll heaven seems.

If you are going to claim something like "two apples appear" then you are avoiding the fundamental nature of the problem: irreconcilable desires being solved perfectly. Perfection and the irreconcilable are contradictory in this specific condition.

The well-being of others is my concern here and now. My afterlife is my own. Reduce your assumptions. It is a very small thing to ask to be untethered from the endless demands of others after spending my literal life on their behalf. This is also why I would expect no ancestors to waste their afterlives on me during my life. There are limits to what people should ask of others. Try and learn them. Perhaps after reading a text on logic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396190
You can do like >>24396089 and have temporary "mindbreak" stuff on certain days

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396351
Not him, but I like this idea. Both ways actually.
Some days you get mindbroken into a love/sex slave and you will mindlessly do anything she tells you to since she makes you feel so good and happy. The next day you're back to normal and life goes on as usual.
And the next day you get to mindbreak her, turning her into little more than a cock-sleeve and can think of nothing but fucking you. And again, the next day she's back to normal and the two of you go on a date to get ice cream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396351
I think that may be the best option. I'll just need some fail-safes in place, so I don't enjoy being broken so much that I end up wanting it permanently.

>>24396447
I'm not really a mindbreaker type of guy. When I'm on top, it's more of a brief session of passionate and bestial lust. However, an ice cream date sounds wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396333
I'm good, I reject your fundamental premise anyway.

That's the idea. How it is an afterlife if it's completely alien and anathema to your understanding of life? It's just a place for your soul to go, safe and happy. A blessed existence that is your reward for devoting your worship and soul to an immensely powerful entity. I can see how you can take the concept of "wanting for nothing" and run with it down into a spiral though. Of course, that's only my idea of heaven, you're free to invent your own.

Perhaps you've misunderstood me? I don't propose a heaven that alters an inhabitant's desires.

Similarly, I have no interest in perfection.

Your afterlife in your fantasy is indeed necessarily as you wish it. Though, while there are limits to what people should ask of others, there are potentially no limits on what others should wish to do for others. So my point of contention is based not on what should be asked of who, but more reciprocity. I think most people should like to watch over and care for their loved ones, let them know they shouldn't hurt, perhaps. Help them avoid danger. I feel it's a reasonable expectation regardless, hence why this is more an issue of reciprocity. But it seems in your perfect heaven you're able to erase yourself with none being the wiser. Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

A priest, a Rabbi, and an Atheist walk into a monstergirl thread. A theological discussion ensues.

[Anonymous No.]

Afterlife is overrated.
Pandemonium is the real deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396550
>However, an ice cream date sounds wonderful.

>Wife keeps talking about how good she can make you feel and she can break you with pleasure only to build you up again, only to do it all over again
>"That's nice and all. But I was thinking we should just go on a ice cream date"
>Instant heart pupils
This is how you defeat the lewdest of monster girl: romance.
Gonna become a Eros follower and romance the hell out of my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396681
Atheist here, I just had a baby ask me anything

[Anonymous No.]

Take good care of your party members

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395558
The girls get captured, put in chains, and the paraded through Order cities of taken to auction houses for wealthy nobels.

When they see man that strikes their fancy, they start doing everything they can to charm him, and get him to buy them.

Then, when he takes them home, they keep working their magic to develop their relationship further.

Simple as pie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396719
So no Christmas for the little one? Not even secular Winter Fest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
Its especially hot when noble/royal mamono get "enslaved"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395558
Most of the slave traders are in on it.
You don’t get supplies of exotic girls so easily without being a participant in the matchmaking scheme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396783
No, just BBQ sauce and ketchup.

[Anonymous No.]

It is said that Kamaitachi always work in trios. Well, what about when a mama's boy with a mother complex is only interested in his momster Kamaitachi and not either of his aunsters? Or does their working together so much as a unit make him view all three of them as his momsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396854
The latter. He’d grow up seeing them all as his moms and would probably see having just one mom (or wife) as strange.
Growing up in such a household would radically alter what he perceives as normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396042
Absolutely fine for haremfag of three wives like me but one is not gonna happy much If enjoy only threesomes.

So my wives and me prefer foursomes instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396717
Reminds me of one of the cutest ideas I had for my waifu, back when I was still realizing she was my waifu.
>She keeps getting annoyed by how submissive I can be at times, and contemplates just mind-breaking me before so other girl snatches me away.
>Instead she decides to show mercy by helping build up my confidence, and forces me to decide what we are going to do on a day off.
>Normally, she's the one that makes plans, so I'm struck by unlimited freedom/infinite choices, and nearly go into a panic
>While she's fussing over whether to comfort or scold me over my indecision, I suddenly remember the Devil extra art from MGE Vol. 2
>I ask to go out for sushi
>She freezes up and starts madly blushing at the thought of going out in public...on what is undeniably a date.

Then I just kept thinking about her spilling spaghetti, trying to feed me sushi via chopsticks. All the while she keeps nervously scanning the restaurant for onlookers giggling at the spectacle. Suddenly all my anxiety melted away, and I just couldn't stop thinking about how cute my waifu is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396042
Addendum to the question.

Is(are) your waifu(s) open to having others watch, encourage, or participate in fun times with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396749
What if she is worth so much more than the man she wants is that he doesn't have enough money to even enter the starting bid?

Something funny would be the monster girl makes an appeal to a man she can see is the perfect father figure by showing herself to him as a perfect mother figure but she doesn't realize that instead of buying her for himself he is buying her to give her to his nephew as a caretaker because he is such a good father figure to him.

[Anonymous No.]

She's much cuter with confidence and mania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396978
>Sexy and dominant monster girls spilling their spaghetti
There are few thing in this world as good as this kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397025
I'd say yes.
My lich wife would be fine just watching and documenting everything, asking them to do different things and so on.
My wight wife might feel left out but as long as it's just my lich wife she likes just being there while encouraging her or whispering sweet nothings to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Shog mindbreak orgasm

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397026
Things have a way of working out. Poor folks thag couldn't afford a slave wouldn't really be at the slave market or auctions. And if such a man were to stumble in by chance, the girl might just break free of her chains and run for it

In a similar vein, were she bought by the wrong person, she'll act as an unruly slave to the point her master brings her back to the market, to be sold at a reduced price.

[Anonymous No.]

Eh!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397299
Californie way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397114
That's a high level Charybdis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395811
Maybe this shows what happens after the humans win after turning the tide. Demon Lord gets encased or something instead of killed so the monster girls don't revert back and the completion of the human's conquest results in widespread divine energy, jamming demonic energy and canceling corruption.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397299
First question: can you fuck them?
Second question: where is this from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396590
You apparently just want more life. Satiating desires in a world distinct from this one yet still effecting it is innately unlikely. But you are welcome to dream of others as you dream of yourself in an entirely different place. It sounds like being dragged into doing more of the same to me. It must not seem immensely dull to everyone. If you can enjoy that sort of thing then go ahead. I've my own preferences. Well it seems we're both good then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397341
Twitter. Still searchable under the Japanese tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397339
#CancelCorruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396792
It implies their kingdom was conquered or something and you're basically buying a kingdomless princess/queen. Expect to pay a pretty high price for one of royal blood. Men will pay extra to add royal blood to their bloodline.

[Anonymous No.]

My technique is to hold the hand of random mamono I see in daily life, usually when I'm queuing for something or on the train. Then I suddenly leave them and enjoy the cockteasing I did

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397516
>Married monster girl breaks down crying
>Anon ends up getting raped by the hellhound police

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397339
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397551
I'm not afraid of the police, I'll just bring some wan treats to distract them

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397635
>Serial hand-holder is on the lose!
>Women are being assaulted on the train stations and while on the streets
>So far the wan police has been unable to catch the culprit due to him throwing dog treats at them if the get close
>"They are really good though..." said the werewolf sheriff as she was munching on one of said treats

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396964
But it'd be fun to find out how much each species is worth. I wanna find out which ones I could as a shota buy using birthday money because they were they were so unpopular at the auction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397114
What's the appeal of the Charybdis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24374108
Anyone got the pastebin link to the story about "the crab", the guy who uses in combat some claws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397516
In today's news:
>six months ago, an anonymous serial handholder was finally caught, after he started targeting unmarried monster girls
>he was sentenced to three months of compulsory cohabitation with his victim, as a compensation for the distress
>today, victim is expecting triplets, while police squad that arrested the handholder has received invitations to the wedding, which will take place next thursday.

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>>24397389
Yeah except you don't walk with a limp because an ox crushed your foot while you were out farming. A vague notion of a better life in reward's all the "good" side of the afterlife's really been conceptually throughout history. It's doubly redundant when you're already undead.

Good chat.

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>>24397753
Yeah, it really has been good. Getting awfully tired. Night, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397740
>>24397682
Even if I get caught, I can just strike a bargain or straight up bribe the police with dog treats and handholds. I'll get away and do it all over again, I'm unstoppable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397812
you might even get away with the handholds if you headpat them so you do't even need to get your hand held

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397025
>>24396310 here
She doesn’t mind an audience (though I may), neutral on egging-on, and would prohibit anyone else from getting involved.
Any public actions are an excuse for her to show us off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397812
>strike a bargain
>They call in a demon to negotiate the terms
>She scribbles something on a piece of paper, hands it to the victim to sign and then tells her to put it on the table
>"Alright perv, sign this confession and you can go home"
>"You know the alternative - six months in max security prison, we call it "the HoundPit""

[Anonymous No.]

>>24398072
I'm smart enough to know that I gotta read the fine print from anything a demon writes up. The HoundPit does sound intriguing though

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396815
>BBQ sauce and ketchup
Distressed Wendigo noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396042
>>24397025
Yes and yes. Her and I both quite enjoy public sex and showing off, and having friends and others join in, whether it's threesomes (or more-somes), sex parties, or orgies, would be a lot of fun for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396728
Party members are for olve.
Especially the shortstack Hinezumi rogue that insists her class is ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to hug and fuck a Titania so much it hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24399397
Why would you want to hurt her, anon? Girls are fragile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24398072
The Hound Pit! The Hound Pit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24399580
We call it "Spike Pit" actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>24399274
But shortstacks have their own unique class: Onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24399580
Good choice, it will help decrease police brutality just as it will decrease your pelvic bone integrity

>>24399467
Weird, my wife and her friends keep saying it's men who are way too fragile

[Anonymous No.]

Serial handholder anon vs serial hugger yeti, who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24399902
I dunno but as a serial girl-sniffer I am the terror of public transports!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24384114
Sabbath, eh? Play "Paranoid" :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24399919
Serial groper Troll will finally meet her match!

[Maritan No.]

>>24392443
I don't mind indulging them, as long as it doesn't go too out of hand and so far it's been fine.
I feel like some characters get so many meme pictures made of them that because of that, it's all I can seem to remember them for, but if that's the intent then it's fine.
I tend to be pretty easy going with that stuff in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24399990
That's a good way of looking at it really

[Maritan No.]

>>24397405
If I remember correctly, the japanese have a sort of path finder game with MGE.
I remember being given a ruleset for the game and everything more than a year ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24399667
Nah, those are side jobs.
Specializations.
They multi-class surprisingly well into broodmother too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
Perfect! Let's check out this author's other stuff!
>it's full of bestiality

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400129
Dude, get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400129
Who cares, they can draw what they like as long as they don't post it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400129
Technically canon to MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396728
It looks almost like she has two ball gags.
I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400129
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400129
There's such an overexposition of this fetish that I'm starting to dislike it. And the person who asked for this doesn't know much about Druella to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400129
I will purchase the Pharaoh for grape & chill

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't elves just rape men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400152
>>24400174
I know. I'm just disappointed in my find.
Nevertheless a good draw by the artist and shout-out to the good lad or lass who commissioned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400345
They do

[Anonymous No.]

>>24399397
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>24397516
You couldn't possibly survive if you did this to a shirohebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400350
no they don't how could they all they have are cute ears that are made for rubbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>24396042
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400345
because they're women

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400425
That's how they lure you in

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400425
Dark elves are very rapey. Unless you're proactive yourself, you'll find out how degenerate and sadistic they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400448
But submitting to loving female authority is the thing I need

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400448
it's not rape if she rubs my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400498
Spoonears love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400498
when did elves turn the tables on us first they play with our ears and now demand we play with their ears in return

[Anonymous No.]

how would a harem feel about their husband having lots of monster fans who adore him for his starring role in many pornography media involving him fucking his diverse lineup of wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400626
>LOOK MAMA, DADDY'S ON TV!
>Ufufufu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400498
>>24400516
It works both ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400651
mutual simultaneous ear rubbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
Heckin' based!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400626
Would pornography in monster world be treated as documentary films, or normal entertainment (like talent shows)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400026
>the japanese have a sort of path finder game with MGE.
Why do I feel like that would end up with some FATAL shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400202
I'm gonna turn into a dog and make my waifu pet me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400740
roll for diameter anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400129
They look like top breeding material but very expensive. The question is how good they'd be as a momster team if a shota won them in a raffle instead of an auction using his allowance to buy four tickets, each one being their winning ticket.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400740
why are japs so fucked up about sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400673
Do not speak of such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400703
I guess there would be a variety of porn films just like today. You'd have educational material for schools (think "Where do babies come from?" but way more explicit") instructional videos for adults looking to try something new, and just regular old porn for single people. Of course, since there would be so much amateur material available, the latter is a very small industry.
Also I imagine a sort of "experimental porn" scene appearing.
>The reverse gangbang scene is a callback to the protagonist's childhood, when he is molested by his sitter
>When the cum hits her face, you can briefly see the light of the TV reflected in it, showing the emptyness of modern media
>Did you see Girlhood? It took 12 years to make!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400913
12 YEARS TO MAKE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400870
cause they are repressed island monke

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400913
>porn for single people
Something tells me these sites would be MBI honeypots to catch stragglers

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400824
I'm pretty darn sure the raffle tickets for them would cost more than a kid's allowance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400963
>He's been on the site 12 times just this week!
>I feel bad for them, they just can't help themselves
>Anyhow, send in the SWAT team

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400963
So wait you are telling me that the popup ad that said "there are no hot single monsters in your area so watch porn" was a lie?

[Anonymous No.]

>An ancient evil awakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400870
Hope you're not american

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401080
Depends on how wide you define your area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401130
Yes, but can I pet her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401138
they are even more repressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401140
>"Set to 1m radius huehuehue"
>"There is One (1) hot single monster in your area."

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401080
fuck Im gonna need some kind of magical ad block to get rid of monster created ads wont i

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401142
You can romance her if you try hard enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401130
Big whoop. Once she faces Shota-kun she loses all will to fight. The real craziness is when he asks his parents "Can I keep her?".

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400963
>Be single anon
>Feel like rubbing one out
>Take a deep breath, and get to work
>Close all windows and binds
>Activate the Virgin Guard(TM) system on my front door
>Remove one of the floorboards to get to my illegal stash of tissues and hand sanitizer
>Use a jamming device to prevent my government issued wrist bracelet from reporting up-down movement
>Grab my demon silver gun, just in case
>Power up my PC and boot into Paladinux
>Originally made for avoiding detection of Order terrorist cells, now it serves as the last refuge for horny bachelors
>Connect to a shady VPN operating out of demon-separatist Madagascar
>Almost lost by erection at this point so start looking for anything big breasted and horny
>Find a video made by a cute holstaur
>She's by herself, using only her hands to tweak her large nipples and furiously finger her soaking wet twat
>She pushes one of her teats into her mouth and starts sucking
>The way she looks at the camera with pure need and desperation has me at full mast in no time
>Mid-wank notice that the anti-tracking runes on my router are starting to glow hot
>Someone's using magic to find my location
>Can't stand getting blueballed, go as hard as I can without ripping my dick off
>I'm almost near my peak, see the cow on screen start to twitch as she nears her own
>Almost there
>Suddenly a loud explosion coming from the floor below breaks my concentration
>Reach for my gun, but before I can get my hands on it the window nearby shatters, and two large hellhounds leap inside
>"HANDS UP!"
>"HANDS OFF YOUR COCK SICKO!"
>They effortlessly overpower me and drag me to a helicopter
>Fly for hours until we reach a farm in the middle of nowhere
>Get unceremoniously dumped in front of the owner
>It's the holstaur from the video
>I manage to scream before she plugs my mouth with her boobs and drags me inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401215
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401250
>Didn't cum on the hellhounds as they tried to grab you
rookie error

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401250
You know what would be even more fucked up? if you searched for porn with human girls.

[Anonymous No.]

So Hellhounds are typically depicted as SWAT/ cops, demons as lawyers/ office managers etc., what is the manticore's 'standard' profession in normal human world? for the life of me i can't imagine a place that fits,she's got the attributes to work in policeforce but is too inherently malicious to be good at it (please no american cops jokes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401379
>I swear I thought she was a Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401379
it's not porn I just like watching videos of paladin chan teach me how to work out

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true the mofu yakuza controls the HAV (Human Adult Video) industry and forces boys to participate on them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24395422
Mmmm. I'm not sure how I'd feel about ACTUALLY owning a slave-girl, but damn... that's definitely a roleplay to explore with the wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401464
i wonder if they would treat that as better or worse im guessing worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401485
Yeah, are Salamander's workout videos not good enough for him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401485
>the monsters watching his search history are befuddled at why he keeps watching non-pornographic videos with human women

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401502
But they cost money!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401461
>What's 1+1, don't say 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401508
that is deserving of a swat raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401471
baseless rumors there is nothing illegal going on with the industry and the fluffy tails are there for protection

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401527
You must have been looking at bootleg copies. Last time I checked, they were free for registered bachelors and came with three free private workout sessions with professional salamander trainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24400750
I unironically really want this

[Anonymous No.]

Don't trust suspicious looking chests in low level areas if the chest is black and red with spikes it's likely a mimic that snuck out of the last boss's castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401622
>Last time I checked, they were free for registered bachelors and came with three free private workout sessions with professional salamander trainer.
Right, I'm sold.
Do I need to film myself while I work out as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401654
if I give her a flower will she join my party

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401593
I don't believe men would willingly allow to be pumped with 5 different types of venom and them gangbanged by dozens of monsters at once all while being filmed.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401749

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401622
>three free private workout sessions
How "private" are we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24401749
>>24401760
Gonna confess that I've been having lewd thoughts about this pure and innocent sister.

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>>24401680
>>24401768
You get home visit from the nearest personal trainer. It doesn't matter where you live, MGC takes well-being of their citizens very seriously. You could say it's an investment to save money on healthcare later on.

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>>24396042
I have two wives. As a result yes.

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>>24396042
Yes! Though she's very particular about who gets to join. She has to be a vassal of my waifu and they have to completely submit to her first before I join in. Anyone who tries to jump on my dick gets cursed and thrown to the mummies. She's very possessive otherwise.

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>>24396042
No, both of us are extremely jealous. Neither of us enjoy the company of others and wouldn't want anyone else near us either.

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>>24374108

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>>24401998
Who's this foxboat? I don't recognize her

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>>24402007
Azur Lane!Akagi cosplaying as Kantai Collection!Akagi.

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>>24401160
Damn werebats.

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>>24402028
It looks good on her, that's for sure.
The lack of maniacal look in her eyes threw me off...

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>>24401461
Manticores are the “bad cop” detective/interrogator.

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pregnant mama lolibaba feeding you food while riding your massive cock to feed herself and the 2nd baby inside her while the 1st born is being breastfed on her right mosquito bite while her left is for you to get a drink from.

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>>24401160
>"No anon, you are the monsters"
and then anon was Alp

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>>24402148
This artist draws some great foxes.

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>tfw no goddess of death gf

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>>24400926
Dullahan Nukem Forever.

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Power Gazer!

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I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife!

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>>24402356
What?

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>>24402159
Dark Elves would fit that one better, I always thought of Manticore as chemists or pharmacologists due to the whole venom tail thing.

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>>24402356
Thanks mate.

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>>24402211
>stirrups
Damn foxes, the only thing you can trust them to do is find and exploit your every weakness.

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>>24402356
>God, I’m good at being an owl

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>>24400129
But are the kids you have with a monster slave girl born monster slave girls? Pharaohs who are born slaves sounds ridiculous.

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>>24402448
The pic itself is ridiculous don't think too much about the context

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>>24402159
>Manticore acts as the bad cop
>Puts googly eyes and a mustache on her tail and pretends its the "good cop"

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>>24401461
They're the ones raping all those defenseless boys in front of the camera for money

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>>24400312
As a human supremacist I'd rather see monster slave girl stuff than stuff about humans being taken over and showing Druella on the receiving end makes it better because it shows even the highest ranking monster girls being no exception. Something I'd like to see is something showing slave Druella cradling a infant human boy and telling him that his father is quite a man to give her to him rather than keep her for himself.

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>>24402513
They have Kobolds for that, and the Kobolds will take any opportunity they can get to help out. Especially since they’re usually a bit too... soft for most crime-related business.
Just be glad the police don’t dip into “coerced information gathering” like the Mofukuza do.

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>>24402513
>perp plays along, fearing she will just go full rape mode on him if he calls her out
Manticores and clumsy disguises is the perfect combination.

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>>24402584
>As a human supremacist
Stopped reading there, wew lad

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>>24402584
>As a human supremacist
Nah sorry

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how do I make myself rape bait for hellhounds?

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>>24402696
Mana marker, then hang around graveyards after dark.
Otherwise just be SWM (Single While Male)

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>>24402696
Have a functioning penis.

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>>24402584
Please be bait

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>>24402727
>hang around graveyards after dark.
I thought that makes you rape bait for Ghouls.

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>>24402767
Well that’s why you get a mana marker first.
But Hellhounds are noted to be a part of the Graveyard Smash, and it’s probably a lot easier to find one of those than it is to make a trip to a volcano or take a vacation in Hell.

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>>24402356
>feint scream
thanks, mate.

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>>24402584
>As a human supremacist
Can't wait for the portals day to see people like you make 180 turn after getting proactively dated, worshiping every inch of your monster wife's body, with extra attention paid to the non-human parts.

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>>24402805
I'd probably pretend to be one just to ensure I get raped extra hard

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>Have a wurm wife that's a heavy sleeper
>The only reliable way to wake her up is to take a sledge hammer and wack her in the face as hard as you can no less then three times
Having a wife that's basically invulnerable is weird.

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>>24402613
Now I'm imagining a man chained up nude with his arms above his head and an Inari brushing her tails against his body while he is struggling.

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who's the sweatiest monster

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>>24402950
Does mucus count? If so, mucus toad. If not, akaname.

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>>24402919
I'd pay to experience this

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>>24402990
nah, mucus doesn't count. akaname is the sweatiest monster

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>>24401809
>Salamander works as a personal trainer
>Has quite a lot of work out videos and such
>Only really help monster girls with training since becoming a personal trainer for a guy, especially a unmarried one, is extremely rare
>She get's a message
>Someone just signed up for a personal trainer
>Neat.png
>It's a guy
>That signed up for the 3 free videos/training sessions for bachelors
>...
>Sees Anons picture
>Fucking. Jackpot.
>She picks up her stuff and runs to where anon lives
>He's getting that "private" session right away

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Oh no, the dark and the high elf are fighting again about anon.

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>>24400312
>And the person who asked for this doesn't know much about Druella to begin with.
That can't be correct, because he clearly knows enough to know that's the treatment she deserves.

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>badass dragon zombie warrior dreadnought of a knight guarding a huge castle owned by a lilem who is the government

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>>24403165
I think the only one who deserves it here is you, anon.

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>>24401461
I lean towards construction worker but it doesn't take as much advantage of their intelligence as I would like.

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>>24402919
Don't joke about that. If you cum on her tails, she'll force you to give her a thorough coating, one way or the other.

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>>24403114
They should learn to share, there's more than enough of anon to go around.

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>>24401461
Nurse, doctor, pharmaceuticals employee. Lots of things in the medical field. Medicinal knowledge fits well with having a powerful drug being naturally produced by your body.

For a nurse/doctor/EMT, wings help with fast travel to patients, and all that fluff can help them calm down, even if her initial appearance may be a bit alarming.

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>ywn be a cute shota having a walk in the park holding your Minotaur momster's hand

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>>24403105
I wonder if they do jumping jacks or sit ups first

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>>24403285
>manticore doctor
Yes, some syrup straight from the tap will surely help with my cough.

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>>24402613
>Kobold/hellhound team usually play the good cop/bad cop together
>The hellhound is large and menacing, the kobold is disarmingly adorable
>One day the kobold asks her partner if she can give the bad cop act a try
>She's surprised, but lets her go ahead with the interrogation
>The diminutive kobold struts into the room, puffing her chest and stomping with her little paw pads
>She walks straight to the perp jumps on his lap, trying to get to eye level
>She does her best to scowl, but all she manages is a pout
>"I heard you were a meanie!"
>"U-uh, I want a l-law-"
>The kobold jumps off the man and rummages in her short's pockets
>She takes out a small, red ball, and smirks
>"Do you know what this is?"
>The hellhound raises her eyebrows. A ballgag? She thought this was going to be a waste of time, but she might have a few tricks up her sle-
>"It's my FAVOURITE ball! And because you were such BAD, mean boy, you won't play with it!"
>Oh no
>The kobold officer starts playing with the ball, bouncing it off the walls and chasing it around
>Her partner is about to intervene when she stops, panting
>She turns around to face the man, holding the ball in her mouth and wagging her tail
>"Sho, awwe yew going to confesh? We can shtill pway!"

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>>24401130
Can I hug her?