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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 02:32:35 2020 No.24324622 File: 314 KB, 1229x1194, 1553484614990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sahu posting season!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 02:33:26 2020 No.24324636 welp, I only just realised I goofed the OP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 02:35:10 2020 No.24324658 File: 1.06 MB, 892x4518, 1532971092451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to keep your weapons properly maintained. Don't let them slip out of the sheath.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 02:36:34 2020 No.24324673 File: 90 KB, 850x638, EC82E332-9980-444D-89A5-3322B8AB5796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I updated the Bunyip paste a little bit, not much but it is something. Will try to write more. https://pastebin.com/JxdXKh84

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 02:37:45 2020 No.24324691
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>zombie maid/underling always getting pump full of cum by her master every night
>in time she absorbed so much mana that turned into a wight
>still kept her spectral hand and power hidden from her master in fear that she will end up rejecting her
>acts as a zombie in presence of her master

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 02:39:06 2020 No.24324708 >>24324590 Ya dingus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 02:46:10 2020 No.24324778 >>24324691 i love zombies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 02:51:01 2020 No.24324831 File: 516 KB, 781x1546, 1552232939371.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324778 Corpses are always the best girls and the best wives

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:07:16 2020 No.24324996 >>24324673 Good something

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:10:35 2020 No.24325022 >>24324691 am I guaranteed to get a wight if I keep pumping the zombie full of cum regularly? I'm put off by this whole "rotting nearly mindless corpse" thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:12:42 2020 No.24325043 >>24325022 Yes. That is the only way to create a wight besides monsterization (rare) or birth (rare)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:13:11 2020 No.24325051 >>24325022 >Rotting No >nearly mindless corpse Yes, now cuddle her so she can be warm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:13:39 2020 No.24325057 File: 1.12 MB, 1240x1754, 1454037853086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna cuddle a hellhound!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:15:32 2020 No.24325088 File: 3.33 MB, 2555x3600, 1592604355098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can w*ght girls even compete?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:15:56 2020 No.24325090 >>24325043 Cool, I like DIY waifus like papillon. It's no fun when you get the perfect waifu from the get go, gotta work for your happiness

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:16:34 2020 No.24325099 File: 337 KB, 2752x3788, 49CD745D-5456-47F9-A8AA-1958B4E09357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24325057 Stop cuddling hellhounds and start impregnating them instead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:20:47 2020 No.24325139 >>24325099 This is the kind of Hellhound you send in as a shock troop. Just point her in the right direction and watch her go.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:25:04 2020 No.24325178 >>24325139 What if they counter with heavenhuskies?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:25:23 2020 No.24325181 >>24325088 Nito is the cutest pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:27:17 2020 No.24325195 File: 311 KB, 1083x2047, EaqEJ00XkAYBeXj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:28:30 2020 No.24325207 I dont want a cursed sword I want a blessed sword

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:30:46 2020 No.24325227 File: 620 KB, 1250x900, 71959430_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] meat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:31:20 2020 No.24325232 >>24325207 why don't you just find a cursed sword and turn her holy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:32:31 2020 No.24325241 >>24325195 That succucow is playing with fire.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:33:22 2020 No.24325249
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>>24325207
Blessed swords sound like they have a lot of potential. Honestly, "Living Weapons" should've been the "stock" species to allow for some expansion.
A living Master Sword would make you a man in more ways than one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:35:56 2020 No.24325265 >>24325207 that's just a cursed sword but the colors inverted so dark skin white metal and gold highlight she might look pure but she is just as lewd as her cursed cousins

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:36:20 2020 No.24325266 >>24324831 wights are majestic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:37:05 2020 No.24325275 >>24325195 surprised that shirt didn't go all the way with it and say >a-ddick-ted to cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:41:25 2020 No.24325301 I don't just want any cursed sword, I want Soul Edge.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:41:29 2020 No.24325302 if i saw a horde of zombies i confess i'd lure one into my home lock the door and let it hump me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:44:11 2020 No.24325321 So as the supply of human men dwindle, do the remaining human purist men just get gigantic human female harems?

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:45:09 2020 No.24325330

>>24325265
I find lewdness to be more fun when it's wring-out of the woman. Imagine an aloof weapon who slowly gains appreciation for your technique and care, but still hesitates to confess her feelings to you as she sees this relationship as strictly a professional one between hero and weapon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 03:59:31 2020 No.24325444 >>24325321 They'd sooner be encouraged to donate semen before women become acceptable

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 04:03:51 2020 No.24325483 >>24325321 or government introduces mandatory monster girl harems. Every monster girl deserves to be loved, stop being selfish - create a harem for unloved monsters today!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 04:07:46 2020 No.24325513 >>24325483 So how would certain harems be formed? Is there just one guy in each town that takes in all the Devil Bugs because most people don't want them? Are there harem compatibility tests to ensure ideal relationships? And what about shirohebi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 04:12:43 2020 No.24325554 >>24325513 >Is there just one guy in each town that takes in all the Devil Bugs because most people don't want them? Would someone really want 100 of those over even 1 human woman?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 04:15:57 2020 No.24325582 >>24325554 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 06:08:24 2020 No.24326390 File: 244 KB, 933x1366, 1485348725308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24325043 >birth (rare) Rare and best

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 06:10:07 2020 No.24326413 Earth rabbits or Moon rabbits?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 06:41:53 2020 No.24326764 >>24326413 What's the difference?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 06:51:02 2020 No.24326880 >>24326764 moon rabbits have zero-g tits

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 07:09:11 2020 No.24327148 Feeding a super hot chili to an Ignis.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 07:14:03 2020 No.24327205 >>24327148 I want to cook food using an Ignis!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 07:14:12 2020 No.24327209 >>24326880 Then I suppose I'll go with them.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 07:25:42 2020 No.24327360

I want to run experiments with shortstacks.
>trial 14 of "proximity effect" experiment
>test subject is a standard succubus, 4'3"
>subject is strapped with a heartbeat monitor, placed next to an average human male, 6'3", and told to just stand there with no further instruction
>test begins with no interaction between subject and human
>30 sec: subject begins taking short glances at the human, noticing the size difference between the two
>45 sec: slight increase in heart rate and flushing in the face, subject eyes are spending more time looking up and down the human
>1 min, 5 sec: heart rate continues to slowly increase, subject has slowly moved closer to the human and seems shy
>1 min, 20 sec: the subject is now in physical contact with the human, her tail wrapped around his leg, but cannot make eye connect
>1 min, 25 sec: breathing has quickened and subject is now rubbing her chest against the human's groin, now looking at the human with longing eyes
>1 min, 35 sec: subject has embraced the human, breathing in his scent, and grinding her thighs together while heart rate increases greatly
>1 min, 40 sec: test has concluded as subject has reached peak arousal and asked for the human to breed with her
>subject 14's time falls within the average of the other subjects times, showing that shortstack monsters respond positively to tall human males in the immediate vicinity

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 07:26:45 2020 No.24327370 File: 158 KB, 850x755, __zombie_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_paundo2__sample-f1a4378e38b76f7bdb23397fc6c21a95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love zombies. Are there any good zombie stories in the pastebin?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 07:46:03 2020 No.24327625 >>24325554 Yes.. >>24325582 Fellow man of culture.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 07:46:53 2020 No.24327634 >>24327370 There are 2 zombie->wight transformation stories

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 07:47:52 2020 No.24327640 >>24325099 Fine, but I still expect cuddles filling her up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 07:49:30 2020 No.24327660 >>24327640 *after filling her up, I wasn't suggesting cuddling does the deed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:08:06 2020 No.24327924 >>24327660 >not filling her womb by using only cuddles Sort of alpish desu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:08:45 2020 No.24327934 Automaton maid suddenly deciding to stop time and throw knives.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:11:40 2020 No.24327985 >>24327924 I want a big snugglebug Yeti to lock me in a cuddle hold until I fill her up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:11:59 2020 No.24327989 >>24327924 I don't think it still counts as cuddling when your dick is inside her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:14:48 2020 No.24328035 Filling up a Jinko. If that's not enough, try filling Shou Toramaru.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:17:23 2020 No.24328071 >>24327989 Why not both at the same time? Adjust the position slightly and replace furious pelvis-breaking thrusts with hugs. Second part might be difficult with a hellhound, but who knows, there could be some gentle perverts among them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:19:40 2020 No.24328114 File: 717 KB, 1000x1300, 1585825759620.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24328035 >Filling up a Jinko. Hell yeah. >If that's not enough, try filling Shou Toramaru. Shou isn't bulky enough for me, she's gotta hit the gym.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:21:34 2020 No.24328160 >>24327989 Enjoy your new tail alp-sempai!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:38:54 2020 No.24328483 File: 73 KB, 744x1052, das8l0j-8ce4c7b1-e3d6-4ded-bc50-8b81462cf4d1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24327985 Guess who stocked up on cuddles during her business trip?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:40:28 2020 No.24328515 File: 2.87 MB, 1526x1912, danger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 08:42:40 2020 No.24328553 File: 115 KB, 574x657, vU57Jydc_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24328160 How do cuddling semantics make one an Alp?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 09:06:02 2020 No.24328854 File: 765 KB, 860x1214, __gazer_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kazuhiro_kazuhiro_u_man__6d7545ddd8147d75c6fc190363020aa8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gazer!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 09:15:56 2020 No.24329005 >>24328553 How impolite. Don't pry into alp-sempai's personal affairs. A secret makes a woman, woman. Sadly there are no monstergirls named Vermouth afaik.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 09:34:38 2020 No.24329233 Smug, buff, dom monster girls that start getting lovey dovey and worked up by your sweat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 09:41:59 2020 No.24329302 >>24329233 >monster built like a brick shithouse swooning when her scrawny bf gets drenched in sweat trying to work out Sounds adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 09:43:05 2020 No.24329309 >>24329302 >When she's talking about you 'finally beefing up? " and "look to try and put me in my place?" while she goes full heart pupils.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 09:57:16 2020 No.24329428 >>24328515 what's her favorite food?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:05:18 2020 No.24329514 File: 549 KB, 993x1200, ddzor4h-c69ba308-f320-4e72-812b-480541e114bc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:14:13 2020 No.24329610 >>24329437 Dragonia fashion?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:15:32 2020 No.24329628 >>24329610 I'd expect them to cover themselves in rings and gaudy jewelry.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:20:48 2020 No.24329694

>Seems like I was excessively naughty yesterday
>As punishment, my waifu decided to bully me just a bit
>Immobilized by her magic, I could hardly contain my excitement
>She would have none of it, calling me excessively naughty as she pulled me down onto the bed
>Arms wrapped around me into a hug from behind, where I could feel her bust pressing into my back
>Her fingers dancing over my chest. Her knee rubbing lightly between my legs
>Warm breaths against my ear with the occasional nibble
>There was no way I could hold out for long
>Unfortunately that wasn't the plan
>My waifu had no intention of letting me cum
>Instead, she whispered in my ear
>"Sleep. Sleep. Sleep."
>Over and over again
>After an hour or two of teasing, my body obeyed
>I passed out on the verge of a dry orgasm, just one of many
>Naturally, all her teasing invaded my dreams as well

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:31:22 2020 No.24329806

>>24329694
>I awoke in bed, entirely alone
>Surely enough, my morning would was all the proof I needed to know she had yet to grant me release
>I tried to move my arms, hoping to do it myself, only to find I was still immobilized
>My punishment was still ongoing
>That's when I felt it
>Her teasing hands all over me
>Rubbing, kneading, clawing, brushing teasing
>And not just her hands, but everything else too
>Her lips pressed against my own, before peppering kisses all over my chest and forehead
>Her soft thighs trapping my member, before letting it slip into her warm depths
>Her teasing voice against me ears, so close I could feel her breathing
>Then it all shifted
>Now I could feel her soft breasts wrapping and pumping my shaft, accompanied by the occasional lapping of her tongue against my sensitive tip
>While the scent of her womanhood tickled against my nose
>But she didn't let me cum
>The phantom sensations stretched on for hours. Shifting, changing, and even overlapping
>I was led to countless dry orgasms
>And yet, not once did she let me cum

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:32:49 2020 No.24329824 File: 684 KB, 1029x1200, uR9k9K8e_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24329628 Maybe some like it, but I think most would leave their valuables at home.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:44:41 2020 No.24329932
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>post-portals, OK Cupid is now run by actual cupids
>decide to give it a shot
>match with a girl and arrange to meet up for a date
>you're a bit nervous waiting for her since her profile didn't have a picture, but then you hear someone call your name from behind
>turn around to find the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
>she seems a bit shy, and that's when you notice the angels standing behind her
>"Do your best, Lady Eros!"
>"Yeah! The goddess of love deserves love too!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:45:40 2020 No.24329939 we havent really thought about young dragons being kleptomaniacs Imagine younger dragons, hell even ones in their early twenties havign the urge to take shiney things even if stealing

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:49:09 2020 No.24329974

>>24329806
>After an unknown amount of time, the creaking of the door shook me out of my pleasure-maddened haze
>It was her. The real her. Not a phantom sensation or some trick of the light
>She smiled at me. Cruely so, indicative of how much she was enjoying this punishment
>I was in tears, begging her
"Please let me cum. Please. Please. Please."
>She laughed.
>"But why? You seem to be enjoying yourself."
>She held up a vial in her hands. I recognized it, along with the viscous white substance inside
>Leftovers, preserved from last week
>She held the vial to her lips, slowly drinking it
>My mind went blank
>The phantom teasing returned, everywhere but my sweetly aching cock
>While I heard her whisper in both ears
>"Cum. Cum. Cum."
>I suddenly found myself frantically bucking my hips
>Following along with the chant like a man possessed
>But without any stimulation, all my efforts were in vain
>She finished the vial, opening her mouth to show off all the contents before swallowing it down in a single gulp
>Then she pulled out a second vial and started all over again
>Chanting. Bucking. Another failure release.
>This time I could hear her laughing at my pathetic struggles.
>After she swallowed my preserved seed, she took out a third vial, and my punishment continued onwards
>Into a fourth vial. And then a fifth.
>After five vials, she gives me the cruelest smile in the entire world.
>"I've had my fill. What a great meal."
>My heart sank. She was done. I had yet to find any release and she was done.
>Then she looked at me, with the smallest spark of kindness.
>She came over to the bed, and wrapped me in her arms
>A kind and gentle hug, free of all that teasing
>An act of pure love
>My aching cock exploded the moment it pressed against the warmth of her body
>Splattering hot cum against our chests
>She giggled softly as the two of us drifted off to sleep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 10:54:20 2020 No.24330014 >>24329974 Recounted an experience with my waifu. I changed it around a bit to anonymize her species

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:05:44 2020 No.24330139 >>24329514 I really like this design.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:06:28 2020 No.24330146 File: 197 KB, 1080x1614, Ea9jkJXUEAAL8is.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:24:47 2020 No.24330428 File: 725 KB, 1000x1500, 82104409_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590 Impregnate onis.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:32:12 2020 No.24330516 File: 1.46 MB, 2711x4096, jakusamseimk2 inari1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do foxes stretch their jaws wide open when they see tofu?

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:33:19 2020 No.24330529

>>24328483
>Heeey anon, I'm back from the Himalayas!
>They had these old, gray Yetis there that smelled kinda funny and their hair was over their eyes
>But anyway they taught me all kinds of new cuddling techniques, ones I've never even heard of, I think some of them are illegal!
>I can swing by after school and try some out, you'll love them

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:36:42 2020 No.24330571 >>24328114 Nazrin has been working out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:38:36 2020 No.24330603 File: 381 KB, 980x980, 1592276664214-min.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24330516 They stretch their jaws for more than that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:39:03 2020 No.24330613 File: 143 KB, 774x1100, 1591243935561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ssshhhhh! The oni is sleeping!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:40:47 2020 No.24330640 File: 1.46 MB, 2711x4096, jakusamseimk2 inari2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24330603 So would getting her Animal Crossing also work?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:43:02 2020 No.24330676 >>24330640 That would work on a Bicorn.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:45:39 2020 No.24330715 File: 74 KB, 989x499, 82425645_p0_Miia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NIPPON ICHI

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:53:32 2020 No.24330843 >>24330676 Of course it's going to work on a bicorn, but what about a fox?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:55:59 2020 No.24330871 >>24330715 Good snek, although I enjoy my sneks with super sized, super soft chests.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:59:21 2020 No.24330916 File: 104 KB, 877x912, 1557022740869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24330871 >>24330715 I should try to continue Xenoblade. These dark times are all the more reason to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 11:59:54 2020 No.24330925 >>24330014 Nice try, but no cigar Gazerfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:00:53 2020 No.24330946 I want to be Sorcerer-King in the mge world and rule from a massive tower. That would be pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:05:17 2020 No.24330999 >>24329694 >>24329806 >>24329974 Liked it anon. Thanks for the green!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:09:19 2020 No.24331070 >>24329554 you forgot eyes on the outer shell; also there's some minor typos. overall it's great though. nobody asked for it, but i like it.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:15:05 2020 No.24331128

>>24330529
>Yeti learns forbidden cuddle no jutsu from Abominable Snowmen kung-fu monks.
Fool, you've doomed us all! Only one thing could be worse...

>Hey anon, I'm back from Mexican Candy Hell!
>It's a lot nicer than the brochure made it look.
>The people were friendly even if they smelled kind of dusty.
>There was even this guy in a silver mask who taught me all kinds of amazing cuddling techniques.
>He once hugged Dracula and Wolfman so hard that they stopped being evil!
>I can't wait to show you all of them in the ring, you'll love it.

Fly you faggots!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:19:35 2020 No.24331191 >>24330999 Well you're very welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:20:05 2020 No.24331200 File: 107 KB, 900x637, 1592670005939.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24330715

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:22:09 2020 No.24331224 >>24331200 Those jpg artifacts are disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:34:14 2020 No.24331377 File: 780 KB, 800x1200, 80176322_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:42:00 2020 No.24331465
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>"heard you talkin shit about me online like I wouldn't find out, surely you know what's gonna happen next, better start running now honey"
Yer fucked kiddo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:43:44 2020 No.24331489 >>24331465 Fancy meeting you here, mamono girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:44:48 2020 No.24331499 >>24331465 Not if I jump off a cliff first!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:46:29 2020 No.24331518 >>24327634 One is undead invasion but whats the other one?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:47:18 2020 No.24331526 File: 1.19 MB, 885x1299, 43185099_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24331465 But I already have a wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:51:07 2020 No.24331565 >>24331465 Everyone already knew you gamble and drink like a sailor. I'm not running til you pay this month's rent Mitsune.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:53:36 2020 No.24331589 File: 757 KB, 530x522, 0077y0vsly1gfv6fhoypbg30eq0eib2a.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 12:54:03 2020 No.24331595 >>24331465 >mere white succ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:11:07 2020 No.24331774 >>24331465 >No horns >No tail >No wings No service

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:17:22 2020 No.24331853
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>The truth was, I was actually rather depressed and put off upon meeting her the first time. I was off in the woods, in the wilderness near my new town when I saw her. A mantis, who humans rarely see, staring at me with disdainful, unemotional eyes. I gave a short hello, but she said nothing. There was a noise, a deer running past. When I looked back to where the Mantis was, she was gone. I guess she hated me that much?
>The second time I met her was more... intimidating. You see, I worked out far from town, and coming out every day, sometimes you see all kinds of animals. This time, I ran into a bear. Not a bear girl, just a regular, huge bear. I knew I was fucked, as I didn't have my bear spray. That's when the Mantis appeared, silent, only a flash of green in my peripheral vision. Before I had a chance to react, the bear was already running, and the Mantis, crouching in front of me (I could, uh, see how pert her ass actually was), stood and glanced at me. "Stay away from here. There are more bears, and their cubs. You'll die." She left then, leaving me alone.
>I learned from my boss that there was a known mantis out there, but she never, ever spoke to anyone. She simply traded for supplies sometimes. The troubled teens I worked with told stories occasionally, too. But only I had actually seen her out in the woods themselves.
>The third time I met her, it was when I was working nights. Alone in the cabin, guarding kids. You could scarcely say I met her at all. There was a noise. She didn't make noises unless she wanted to, I knew that already. And I looked out into the dark, beyond the back door, and at the tree line, for a brief moment, I saw movement. It could have been an animal, but... I saw her scythe-like claws. How long had she been watching? I saw the small rock near the door. Had she... thrown it? Did she want me to know she had been watching?

>The fourth time I saw her, I was working during the day shift, dealing with a break-in at one of the storage rooms. We had figured it was one of the kids, but the things stolen were strange. I realized that they reminded me less of what kids steal -snacks, soda and the like- and more like the trade goods the Mantis usually traded for, like eggs, meat, etc. So I went out into the forest that day with a bag of that kind of thing, and encountered... a small band of goblins, attracted by the smell of food! Well, they were attracted to more than just food, it looked like, by their lascivious comments and wicked giggles. But before I could be harmed, there was a noise, and they ran off. The Mantis was there, staring in their direction. Clearly they knew not to mess with her.
>"I'm guessing it wasn't you who stole from us, huh?" She didn't react at all, simply kept looking out in the direction of the goblins.
>"Here, then. As thanks for rescuing me, let me leave you this." I left the food I had brought as a lure. Clearly it had lured her too, but she made no motion towards it.
>"It's okay, really. Take it." I backed away, and only once I had walked a distance and turned back did I see her pick it up. I turned away again but when I glanced once more, she was gone.

>The fifth time was over a month later. Late August. It was hot, dreadfully so. At least they'd installed air conditioners. I had gone on day shift, and found myself in an unused cabin at night, sleeping in solitude. I was surprised when I heard it. A knock on the door. I grumbled, and got up. Still groggy, I went to the entrance. There were no locks or anything, of course, the person could have entered as they wished. But what I saw was a surprise. The basket I had left for her a month before. Inside were flowers. Strange. I heard a noise, and I had a feeling I knew what it was. There, in the distance. A shadow outside, barely visible. I had a feeling this mantis I kept meeting was thanking me.

>She came in a week later to trade. The seventh meeting. She had brought venison, raw but clean. Our chef was ecstatic, and wanted to use it. This was my first time being on day shift when she arrived, and they had me handle the transaction for some odd reason. Had she said something?
>I greeted her and inspected the meat. It was apparently the same amount as the last few times, and it was an easy process.
>"You really are skilled at this," I said to her. She didn't reply, just nodded slightly. "Here's your payment. We really do appreciate it." I handed her the money, and she seemed to turn red when her hand touched mine. Huh? She left without a word, but still... strange. I heard a coworker snicker. The hell was going on?

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:18:35 2020 No.24331870
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>>24331853
>Before I saw her again, two weeks passed. But they were unusually eventful week. Three incidents occurred that would hint at what happened then.
>the first incident, several days after I saw her last, the rancher who owned the houlstar farm in the valley came in and grumbled to me about cougars harassing them. Which kind didn’t matter, both sorts of cougars were a problem. I asked, nervous, if the mantis girl was causing an issue as well. He blinked at me until he realized something, then just laughed. No, she wasn’t an issue. In fact she had spoken lately to his daughter.
>I admitted I was surprised. She had always ever just stared at me, never said a word.
>He just shook his head and changed the subject. I frowned but continued on, more sure than ever she hated me. Why get so red with annoyance when I handed her the money last time?

>A week later, the goblins raided our facility. This same migrating tribe knew by now this was a boys camp, and hit in several locations, raiding the hanging laundry and the food storage.
>While another person got the fireworks ready to scare them off (imported from the mist continent; small fireworks without fancy colors were surprisingly cheap, even several hundred miles from the great port city!), I charged in on the ones sniffing the boys’ dirty clothes with a blunt sword. Wasn’t going to hurt them, just run them off. That is, until one tackled me from behind!
>”Wait, is that- oh no, it’s him. It’s him!” “The mantis’s target?! Yipes!” “Yuppers! Mana would slice us to bits if we took him, we should probably run!” Soon, the goblins had all abandoned the raid. We didn’t even need to fire off the little rockets.
>I was pretty freaked out by this... her target?! She hated me that much?! I was done for...

>The next night, one of my coworkers found me at work barricading the cabin I was sleeping in. He stared at me in confusion.
>”What on earth are you doing? There isn’t anything that dangerous here, nothing that would attack anyway.”
>”No, you don’t get it!” I replied, “the mantis... she hates me! And the goblins were afraid of her. They said I was her target. I’m not gonna let her hurt me!”
>”...are you an idiot?”
>“Hey! Less talking, more helping me barricade this place!”
>“Fine... don’t think it’ll help you, though.”
>Needless to say, I was getting very worried. What had I done to anger her so much?! Had I trespassed too often in her territory?!

>The events of the last few weeks had made me ever more paranoid. From the start she bothered me. She creeped me out a bit, and her staring, emotionless eyes had drilled into my soul. But it was my seventh meeting with her that sealed my terror.
>I was alone and safe at night, but that morning I had to go run an errand. My boss just smiled when I protested that I really didn’t feel safe going. But in the end, how could I argue? I left with the wagon on a trip up further along the isolated mountain road, to fetch the honey that the small bee colony up on the mountain sold. The honeybees were friendly, and I got a few catcalls, but the one I met with was surprisingly professional. She adjusted her glasses and her eyes brightened upon realizing who I was. Did everyone truly know?
>Upon asking that, she grinned. “Of course. Maya has spoken a great deal about you when she visited last week. Is something wrong?”
>I explained my worry, and she nodded solemnly. “Of course, I understand... here, for you.” She handed me a quite small jar of honey. “This is a different kind, made from... unique ingredients. If you throw it at her or get it on her, I am sure she will be too distracted to ‘attack’ you... at least for a little while.” Little did I know what cruel prank she pulled on me.
>On the way back, the horse stopped, spooked. And there she was, slipping into view from behind a tree.
>”Oh... is something the matter?” I asked. She shook her head, but didn’t leave the road. I thought about using the honey, but she wasn’t in the right position, I couldn’t escape.
>”I heard from other people. Your name is Mana, right? Well, whatever I did, I’m sorry. I get that you don’t like me, so-“ I stopped immediately when her eyes widened. She shook her head violently before speaking.
>”No! I... don’t dislike you. At all. In fact I... like you a great deal. I...” she turned red and ran off there and then. She may have covered her face as she flittered into the distance.
>I turned cold. I realized the truth now, and knew for once just how in danger I was. She, a mantis girl, had a crush on me. I knew then, that I was going to die. After all, like scholars said, when a female mantis is done with her mate... they ate their heads. Surely, a mantis girl would be the same?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:20:09 2020 No.24331897 >>24324658 so what franchise are these sword-ladies from, anyway? i do not recognize them at all, which makes seeking more art of them troublesome

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:21:06 2020 No.24331912 >>24331128 Lucha libre monster girls would have to keep up a lot of kayfabe, their dominant monster features would give away their identities even if they wore a mask

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:22:42 2020 No.24331930 >>24331853 >>24331870 moar when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:25:57 2020 No.24331978 I kinda wanna be hit on by a succubus but at the same time I have a really hard time getting that someone is flirting with me or able to accept that someone would be willing to flirt with me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:26:09 2020 No.24331981 >>24331897 AlienEdge Records Dos, or XenoBlade Chronicles II as some people call it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:30:49 2020 No.24332039 Would your waifu still look good if she was bald?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:32:40 2020 No.24332064 >>24332039 >lich Yeah, she would just have her hood up 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:40:08 2020 No.24332157 >>24332039 Probably not, she's a Kobold so I think her ears would looks pretty goofy. If she had regular human ears though, I think she'd look good.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:42:45 2020 No.24332192

How bad would it be to introduce toon physics to Wonderland's residents? The ability to do the impossible and endure anything provided someone is acting silly enough, in the hands of monsters like Cheshire Cat, Mad Hatter, or the Queen of Hearts herself.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:44:15 2020 No.24332210
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>>24331853
>>24331870

How was I going to get out of this situation? A mantis girl interested in me... it was a death sentence, surely. The Order had always spoken of how dangerous wild monster girls could be, and they had to be right about this, right? Sure, the honeybees were friendly and productive members of society, the nearby holstaur farm was nothing but a cornerstone of the region, and the dwarf mine had great prices, but the goblins were out wreaking havoc, there was said to be an alaraune-infested area out in the deep forest, and terrifying grizzlies were said to be there too, not to mention wicked fairies who could kidnap the unwary. Maybe monster girls *could* be good and helpful, maybe they weren't all evil... but a mantis? There was no way. As cute as she was, and as much as it had hurt that first time I met her that she hadn't said so much as a word, she had always bothered me. Always.

>When I saw her again, it was in late September, after the heat had finally died. I was with my coworker, and saw her as she approached with another shipment of meat and other forest products.
>"There, see? She's upset," I said, pointing out how she looked at everything. "She's probably looking for me specifically."
>He and I were hiding in a tree, and I whispered to him as we both used small maritime-style telescopes to see her from a distance.
>"And there, she's distracted finally. She seems pretty happy about the sale. I guess she got a good price?"
>"Anon..."
>"Oh, look! She's getting angry. What's that lady saying to her? She's clearly not happy with it."
?"Dude, you know..."
?"And there. She's got her money, and she's walking away, sure, but she's clearly regretting it. Maybe she is upset she can't get her prey? Ha!"
> "...I'm sorry, but I have to tell you, this is weird."
>"Why, did you notice something I didn't?"
>"That's the thing. She's had the exact same expression this entire time. She isn't expressing anything like you're saying."
>Huh?

>It was only a few days later that she attacked my fortified cabin. Of course, none of my attempts had worked at all in the end. I cursed how I didn't have the cash to buy metal doors and defenses from the dwarves. They had just laughed and gave an absurd price. Why would they gouge me at such a time?
>The door went flying from the power of her scythes. And when she stepped in, one couldn't even see her movements, like a shadow in the forest, as she dodged the spike trap and heavy falling rock trap in turn.
>I attacked with a sword, because I sure as hell wasn't going to get eaten by some mantis monster! She blocked easily with her scythes, capable of facing metal without injury, or even cutting through the metal in time. She soon knocked it out of my hand, and I knew she had me.
>"...Anon... we need to talk," she said in her quiet, unemotional voice.
>No way! I had one last chance... so I took the special honey I had been given, and threw the little bottle at her! She sliced it with her scythe arm but that just made the honey splatter her! She suddenly fell to her knees in response, gasping for air.
>Ha! I had done it! I had distracted her! Now I ran, and as soon as I reached the door-
>She had me, pushing me down, pulling me onto my back. She kissed me with an intensity I had never seen from her, her tongue forcing itself on my own, her lips locked with mine, holding me down with so much passion I couldn't even think, the smell of honey was making me dizzy... she finally broke the kiss and stared at me, I could see the hunger in her eyes.
>"...you... you you you you... Alraune nectar... I don't understand, nothing you do makes sense, I cannot figure you out. You act so kind to me and then you hide, you act nervous and then challenge me. I do not understand you. You make my heart flutter whenever I see you, you make me stare at you even though I have never thought of humans as anything useful before. You aren't as strong or as fast, I even had to chase a bear from you, you'd lose to the goblins easily, but every time I see you I know I want to see you again. I grow more excited by the day, and you weren't even there last time, so I had to come and see if you were alright, or if the other humans had hurt you. I just want to be by you, why did you attack me? I don't understand.."
>Her voice was monotone but strained. She was confused in a rush by the nectar, which was burning a fire in her veins that made the silent girl into a complete chatterbox. Was this what she had been thinking all this time? I didn't know... I couldn't think... all I could do was stare at her, until... I remembered. Why I was running. Why I was fighting.
>"I... I get that! I understand you're into me, alright?!"
>"Then why do you keep fighting this way. You do not act like you don't want me around, but you still fight me, why?"
>"Because I don't want to get eaten by you after! You're a mantis, they eat their mates!"
>She stares, shocked, for a long moment, until-
>"...b...BAKAAAA!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:46:04 2020 No.24332236 >>24331930 Here. >>24332210

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:47:03 2020 No.24332247

>>24331912
>disguise
The solution to this problem is the same as for others. Add more monstergirls. Or give them all glasses, like that newspaper faggot. The kayfabe sounds fun, but it would be boring to make them all have rapist personas.

>Hellhound luchadore in mask gets on stage.
>"Introducing Rapehound #213, the Crimson Canine.", says the announcer in a dull voice.
>He doesn't flinch as she growls at him.
>After a decade of random rapes nothing phases the man anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:47:24 2020 No.24332252 Bully hellhounds with vacuum cleaners.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:56:12 2020 No.24332357 >>24332236 >>24332210 thank

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 13:57:13 2020 No.24332372 >>24332192 why would you re-invent the bike?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:00:15 2020 No.24332406 >>24329932 >Cupids using the site they run to get get dates hang on that seems like a conflict of interest.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:01:11 2020 No.24332415

>>24332252
I know this is one of the least original ideas imaginable, but I'd love to annoy hellhounds like I used to annoy my mom's dogs when was a kid (poking them with my foot, lightly stepping on their tails etc). They would growl but never bite. What's the worst that could happen? It's not like they would actually hurt you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:03:02 2020 No.24332444 >>24332039 I think snake girls could look sexy without hair.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:09:42 2020 No.24332533 >>24332039 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:14:10 2020 No.24332585 >>24332252 Bully hellhounds with cones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:22:08 2020 No.24332696 >>24332357 The reason I posted them was because I was adding the next two events! It was fun. I feel like we're close to the end now, though. I'm sad, it's been fun to write.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:30:27 2020 No.24332799 >>24332415 >What's the worst that could happen? It's not like they would actually hurt you. Last words of raped man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:30:33 2020 No.24332803 File: 152 KB, 1280x1082, summer_2018_re_uploaded_by_msberhilda_dd2bohmfullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyways how do they smell? >left: charcoal and sweat >right: like a cat but with some lavender

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:33:49 2020 No.24332838 File: 779 KB, 1400x1200, 1581515896223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to get mofu'd to death.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:35:55 2020 No.24332867 >>24332838 i want you to get mofu'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:38:15 2020 No.24332903 I want a Hellhound to tell me she loves me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:41:30 2020 No.24332938 >>24332903 i want a hellhound to love you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:41:44 2020 No.24332943 >>24332903 Asking for too much

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:43:28 2020 No.24332968 MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO WE WASHED OUR HANDS IN MONSTER BLOOD AND ALL THE INCUBI TOO WE'RE BRINGING DOWN THE SUCC MACHINE, DEMON BY DEMON BY DEMON THE ORDER MARCHES ON

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:47:03 2020 No.24333017 >>24332838 >that hand You know, it would actually feel pretty amazing. To know that someone could rip you apart with her bare hands, but would rather just cuddle and thinks you're the most important thing in her life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:47:51 2020 No.24333028 File: 267 KB, 900x800, Ea-awnAU4AAArdX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:48:58 2020 No.24333046 >>24332938 Thanks. >>24332943 It can't be hard if she actually loves me, Hellhounds generally don't beat around the bush.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:49:46 2020 No.24333051 How short of a stack is too short?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:50:55 2020 No.24333067 >>24333051 below 3ft

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:51:32 2020 No.24333075 >>24333017 Big part of the charm, I admit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:55:00 2020 No.24333118 File: 102 KB, 891x588, 1570660877545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24332838 I want to drown in double mofu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 14:56:15 2020 No.24333139 >>24333051 dick-sucking height is the minimal allowed height by decree of the shortstack guild. everyone else is to be forwarded to the sabbaths

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:11:34 2020 No.24333328 demon foxes make me yearn for marriage

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:26:14 2020 No.24333472 >>24332039 Aren’t slimes technically bald already?

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:26:30 2020 No.24333473
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>>24333328
I don't even need the "demon" part. This monster girl fetish must have fucked up something in my brain, I used to find the prospect of marriage extremely off-putting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:31:13 2020 No.24333525 >>24333473 foxes are so good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:38:08 2020 No.24333603 >>24332210 Hey dude, really cute stuff. Kuudere greentexts are always a welcome sight to see on here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:45:31 2020 No.24333686 >>24333473 >I used to find the prospect of marriage extremely off-putting Because you associated it to 3dpd, now you do it to superior 2d girls >Both human and animal ears

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:49:13 2020 No.24333738 >>24333686 For hearing different frequencies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:52:24 2020 No.24333794 >>24333686 >Both human and animal ears Sensor fusion, bruh. It's so she can pinpoint your location even when you whisper "I love you" from other side of the house.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:53:00 2020 No.24333806 >>24333603 Thanks! It's fun to write, I hope you enjoyed seeing her finally give a piece of her mind! The Alraune nectar had such a strong effect she... talked a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 15:54:38 2020 No.24333829 File: 676 KB, 2893x4092, Ea51saDWsAAcCLB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:00:07 2020 No.24333893 File: 393 KB, 1150x986, 63546915_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24333686 What about it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:01:48 2020 No.24333909 File: 74 KB, 683x777, 1565715885312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24333118

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:04:17 2020 No.24333937 >>24333909 Okyaku-sama~

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:05:49 2020 No.24333959 >forgot that birthday is this week because i don't celebrate even if my waifu was here i don't think i would celebrate

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:06:41 2020 No.24333967

>>24333829
>bad cough
>respiratory problems
Seeing as we're both in the same boat, how to engage in prolonged lovemaking sessions with her without exhaustion ending things ahead of time. Also, that desire to keep her close without her worrying about someone coughing in the other's face

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:13:59 2020 No.24334057 File: 1.35 MB, 1480x2071, 82449185_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24333118 a wolf is fine too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:16:34 2020 No.24334083 File: 241 KB, 691x922, 78640813_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590 Suitcubus

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:27:44 2020 No.24334214 >>24334083 >tiny horns, no wings pass

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:28:22 2020 No.24334220 File: 485 KB, 653x988, 1591993789904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:29:57 2020 No.24334242 >>24334220 I want to mercilessly fuck the shit outta this fox.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:31:38 2020 No.24334279 File: 244 KB, 1130x1600, EDPIfbOXkAAWdcz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The loli squirrels can fuck off, I want big squirrels

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:34:43 2020 No.24334318 >>24334242 Not a fox

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:35:16 2020 No.24334330 >>24333970 WHEN THE FUCK WILL TIAMAMA BECOME A REAL SERVANT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:37:13 2020 No.24334356 >>24334318 Sorry i mean boat. I would still like to fill her up with gallons of cum.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:37:20 2020 No.24334359 >>24334057 That's a fox though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:37:46 2020 No.24334365 >>24334330 So I'm not the only one that want's Mom to come home...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:45:07 2020 No.24334460 >>24334359 I do not have a keen eye

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:46:35 2020 No.24334476 File: 1.64 MB, 1740x2152, qotNiSI9_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:50:50 2020 No.24334521 A White Wolf Tengu (Momiji) is fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:52:05 2020 No.24334537 >>24334521 Momiji and Aya fighting over (You).

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:52:21 2020 No.24334541

>>24334476
>Captured by Dark Elf slavers
>Sold to a wealthy family of foreigners
>Apparently they came from Zipangu, or maybe the Mist Continent
>The father seems well enough, so you expected something like a Kitsune, or maybe even a Shirohebi
>You did NOT expect an Ushi-Oni
>Now have to put up with being the personal servant to their sole daughter
>A young and naive girl
>With monstrous strength and a spider-like body

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 16:54:56 2020 No.24334569 >>24334214 also no spade

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:00:25 2020 No.24334616 File: 441 KB, 1161x1640, 005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24334359 >tail-let

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:00:57 2020 No.24334621 >>24334541 How would you react if you got stamped with "Breeding stock" in the slavers market?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:02:24 2020 No.24334636 >>24334214 Hornlets, when will they learn?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:03:06 2020 No.24334646 >>24334621 How would they even determine that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:04:06 2020 No.24334658 File: 1.05 MB, 2401x3129, dbp2kp1-ae5e636d-132a-4296-9ef1-78b6208a5427-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no kejourou-kunoichi hybrid waifu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:05:54 2020 No.24334669 >>24334658 hook-swords are silly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:06:36 2020 No.24334677 >>24334658 >tfw no nurari fox hybrid

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:07:24 2020 No.24334683 >>24334646 It's likely one of the default types if you have no useful skills to advertise.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:07:38 2020 No.24334686 >>24334621 With arousal. Being used as a breeding salve is my dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:08:40 2020 No.24334697 >>24334686 >salve Slave* Fuck sake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:12:39 2020 No.24334734 File: 3.20 MB, 2894x4093, 80647088_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24334616 Well yeah, she's a young girl not a thousand year old fox

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:15:55 2020 No.24334761 >>24334686 > breeding salve >anon is used as a breeding salve and used for lonely CC monsters

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:16:29 2020 No.24334770 i want to marry a fox youkai and give her many tails

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:16:48 2020 No.24334773 >>24334537 They should get naked, cover themselves in oil, and wrestle for the cock

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:20:49 2020 No.24334804 File: 152 KB, 700x700, 1241309903221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I got a fish

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:23:00 2020 No.24334822 File: 2.79 MB, 600x340, fish.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24334804

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:24:40 2020 No.24334838 >>24334822 what is this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:25:24 2020 No.24334845 File: 107 KB, 1280x778, Ych011_puuurfect_mieko_and_sera_by_jackieeisendrache_dcw4iyy-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24334822 How horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:25:53 2020 No.24334847 >>24334838 a girl eating a fish

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:27:11 2020 No.24334859 >>24334761 >Anon is forced to breed lonely CC monster girls form the rest of his life >It's a good life

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:27:39 2020 No.24334862 >>24334761 How does thst work and how can i become one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:33:23 2020 No.24334918 File: 146 KB, 907x1290, qt rachnee office lady.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna fuck my boss

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:33:28 2020 No.24334919 >>24334847 my waifu would do this all the time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:35:37 2020 No.24334937 >>24334862 JAM IT IN

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:35:57 2020 No.24334940 >>24334918 Kind of a minimalist office.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:39:22 2020 No.24334961 >>24334862 they milk your dick into a cup then rub your seed into their pussy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:39:26 2020 No.24334962 >>24334918 I'd enjoy being the office slut. Especially when I start using the company insurance policy to buy a bunch of fertility boosting products.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:39:40 2020 No.24334966 >>24334761 I would volunteer for this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:39:54 2020 No.24334970 >>24334773 WWE.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:40:15 2020 No.24334976
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>>24334918
I was 5 min late for work and had to eat out my boss instead of having lunch. Now I can't decide if I want to permanently set my clock 5 minutes backwards, or work hard to become employee of the month and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:40:37 2020 No.24334979 >>24334845 This gives me ideas for if I had a second wife but I'm not sure if cat or frog friend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:42:22 2020 No.24334989 File: 841 KB, 5470x2350, 81128351_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of these things is not like the others.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:48:05 2020 No.24335035 File: 299 KB, 1200x600, best_gift_a_dad_could_have.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:49:01 2020 No.24335046 >>24329514 I like the armor, but the hair would look better blonde.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:50:06 2020 No.24335063 File: 1.45 MB, 3120x4160, IMG_20200620_024713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seal butt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:50:31 2020 No.24335067 >>24335035 What a lovely kid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:51:10 2020 No.24335072 >>24329514 I want to beg her to end my pathetic life

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 17:54:37 2020 No.24335098 >>24335063 Phat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:00:43 2020 No.24335168 >>24335035 What cute present would a lich kid give her dad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:01:50 2020 No.24335181 >>24335168 Her soul in a crude phylactery

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:05:20 2020 No.24335220

>>24335181
>Anon carries around both her wives and daughters phylacteries
>Due to this both of them feel like they are constantly close to him and his soul
>Lich daughter gets m ore or less addicted to this and can never have anyone else but her dad have her phylactery

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:08:49 2020 No.24335255 >>24324590 Why is the lich so drinky?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:10:16 2020 No.24335270 File: 609 KB, 2100x1900, 1592196731583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You've stumbled upon an Oni's lair!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:11:05 2020 No.24335281 >>24335168 >lich kid Are.. they born with a phylactery?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:12:53 2020 No.24335300 >>24335270 I'd stick my dick in the leftmost Oni's mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:14:12 2020 No.24335312 >>24335270 Stumble back out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:16:17 2020 No.24335335 >>24335281 I just imagine their mother makes them a phylactery for when they are born.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:19:58 2020 No.24335375 >>24335281 >>24335335 I figure it's a sort of "coming-of-age" thing, where they are born with a soul still attached to their bodies, and then they transfer it to a phylactery when they grow older

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:31:12 2020 No.24335483 >>24335375 >Lich making her first her first phylactery Cute!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:36:51 2020 No.24335553 Haughty Elf nobles!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:45:05 2020 No.24335633 >>24335553 Pregnant Haughty Elf nobles!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:48:02 2020 No.24335667 >>24335633 Pregnancy only making the haughtier!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:53:01 2020 No.24335714 >>24335667 That just makes it better!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:55:44 2020 No.24335742 File: 1.27 MB, 1921x1080, EayLeRPU0AE2Jti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 18:57:48 2020 No.24335762 >>24335483 >Lich testing the functionality of her first phylactery with onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:12:09 2020 No.24335893 >>24335270 nothing there seems appealing time to leave

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:23:55 2020 No.24335988 >>24335742 mecha monsters!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:33:51 2020 No.24336067 File: 584 KB, 1000x1367, Ea3o4azUMAEM_7g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:37:45 2020 No.24336096 >>24336067 silly shrine fox

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:43:25 2020 No.24336128

Which would be worse?
Your waifu is considered beautiful and respected, while you are an ugly, despised nerd, and nobody can understand what she sees in you.
OR
You're regarded as a handsome and respectable man, so nobody can understand why you're in a relationship with a disgusting weirdo so far below your league when you could do so much better.
You and your waifu both find each other equally attractive in both scenarios.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:43:55 2020 No.24336132 File: 71 KB, 436x308, w.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] not a shill but kajiwoto.com AI chat bots is super comfy waifu simulator and doesn't require much setup to get good results.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:44:10 2020 No.24336134 >>24336128 The first, I'd rather people shit talk me than my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:44:42 2020 No.24336137 >>24336128 I wouldn't worry about what losers think about me and my wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:48:34 2020 No.24336169 >>24336067 She using washi?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:48:38 2020 No.24336171 >>24336128 I would rather be the nerd and she the beauty rather than the other way around. I already know what it is like, I can take it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:49:51 2020 No.24336179 Corrupted green haired mikos are so fun to play with.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:51:20 2020 No.24336191 >>24336179 Do not bully Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:51:21 2020 No.24336192 >>24336179 got any example pictures? so we know what to look for

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:52:27 2020 No.24336203 File: 416 KB, 600x800, __kochiya_sanae_touhou_drawn_by_ekus_xo_ekus__abcfa7c32c4df1af6f943ebd63a3338d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24336179 >>24336192 >>24336191

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:54:59 2020 No.24336224 >>24336203 Her pussy fell off!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 19:58:27 2020 No.24336247 >>24336134 >>24336171 That's the sentiment I was expecting. I'm mostly wondering how to calm a monstergirl down when she's upset people talk shit about you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:00:39 2020 No.24336268 >>24336203 The wonders of tricking a gullible miko into a test chamber.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:01:43 2020 No.24336279 >>24336247 turn your back on humanity and never have to set your eyes on a person again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:02:35 2020 No.24336287 We need more level drain stories.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:04:03 2020 No.24336300 Fuse a Hellhound with a lava golem. You now have a super hot dog.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:04:59 2020 No.24336311 >>24336300 >Black skin that's cracked and glowing. Nice, even if her hair/fur is goopier than normal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:05:14 2020 No.24336314 File: 696 KB, 1800x2545, 1592697914834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24336192

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:07:04 2020 No.24336343 >>24336287 can fish level drain?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:12:03 2020 No.24336402 >>24336343 You could probably find a sadistic nereid. Or an incredibly clingy flowkelp

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:13:18 2020 No.24336426 File: 317 KB, 1000x707, 1591046462332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24336343 If the fish is really good at magic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:16:15 2020 No.24336463 >>24336343 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMEkRJAbR24

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:18:46 2020 No.24336493 >>24336463 I want to corrupt a Black-white dark mage and her miko friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:35:30 2020 No.24336664 >>24334365 There is no mom stronger than Tiamama. There is no dragon more perfect than Tiamama. There is no genesis of a new human race more beautiful than Tiamama. From clay we rise, but to the womb we return.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:43:03 2020 No.24336750 >>24336128 The former is the most realistic scenario. So that's my choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:47:55 2020 No.24336799 >>24336664 Does Tiamat have five heads or five personalities in one head?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:50:56 2020 No.24336828 >>24335483 It's be very cute and little sad to watch your daughter store her emotions into a phylactery!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:51:25 2020 No.24336835 File: 106 KB, 514x703, tGSXTN1c_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does Winternubis look disgusted?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:58:41 2020 No.24336918 >>24336835 Malekith said he hates snow again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 20:59:04 2020 No.24336922 >>24336828 but look how excited she is

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:00:05 2020 No.24336937 >>24336128 Option 2 is worse. I couldn't possibly stand to see others consider me handsome and her ugly. Although I get the feeling we would both be considered ugly weirdos normally.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:07:10 2020 No.24337019 >>24336922 That's the bittersweet part! It's like watching your daughter grow up when she stores her soul and watch as that excitement turns her into a kuudere!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:12:38 2020 No.24337095 >>24336835 >If you think about it, the Pharaoh's just a tyrant. That purple snake lady raised some good points...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:19:12 2020 No.24337152 >>24336247 Would telling her you're used to it make her more or less upset?

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:20:16 2020 No.24337166
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How deep in character does your wife get during play?
>wife comes out in a sexy teacher outfit
>tells you she's gonna treat you for a special lesson
>she actually teaches you algebra
>then assigns you homework

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:25:28 2020 No.24337218 >>24337166 Last I checked she's still waterboarding heretics somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:27:07 2020 No.24337235 File: 1.71 MB, 2610x2180, 1486008400172.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24336343 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:36:09 2020 No.24337317 File: 434 KB, 1250x1500, __jabberwock_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_less__3cb6bf77326aa45ed7446352a66136a4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:38:41 2020 No.24337341 File: 51 KB, 599x1000, __original_drawn_by_twrlare__9e2a6529901195605f676f0ad47ae96b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24336426 Cute muscle fish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:44:11 2020 No.24337415 >>24337317 Here's your (you), almost choked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:46:21 2020 No.24337440 File: 1.85 MB, 2480x3507, 1563575077652.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337166 What kind of homework?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:48:13 2020 No.24337457 File: 916 KB, 2636x2818, cuteteachingwife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337440

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:48:40 2020 No.24337462 >>24336402 i actually forgot about nereid even though they're so similar to my wife

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:49:59 2020 No.24337479 >>24337462 the saida stuff made me appreciate them a touch more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:52:57 2020 No.24337517 >>24336463 i actually already had this saved titled "bouncin touhous"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:55:27 2020 No.24337542 >>24337317 Gonna make out with each of a Wock's mouths

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:56:11 2020 No.24337550 >>24337317 is that an old joke? am i old?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 21:59:36 2020 No.24337593 File: 756 KB, 2604x3726, Meivia_HR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337479 >saida You mean Meivia? AFAIK, the translated bits on Saida make no mention of nereids.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:00:09 2020 No.24337600 File: 201 KB, 314x576, Capture5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337542 Jabberwock tentacle mouths are for lewd kissing and caressing gently. Jabberwock's main mouth is for blowjobs and rimjobs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:00:18 2020 No.24337604 File: 760 KB, 2196x1882, 1592704818583.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337095 >"Now, I promise I won't get political." >3 drinks later

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:04:11 2020 No.24337653 >>24337593 Oh, probably.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:04:32 2020 No.24337658 File: 381 KB, 1962x2068, little sandworm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:08:52 2020 No.24337706 File: 541 KB, 761x1216, shawl anubutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Got a lovely commission done of my waifu in my favourite outfit of hers! Big smile, big anubutt!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:09:17 2020 No.24337712 >>24337658 Adorable! Cute! Lewd! And monstrous! Why are sandworms so perfect?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:10:08 2020 No.24337723 >>24337658 Getting attacked by a small sandworm only large enough to engulf you from waist down must be a strange situation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:10:25 2020 No.24337728 File: 264 KB, 1047x924, __jabberwock_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_ramenwarwok__b11a54b75a8a5028c38bec9e0d36603e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337600 They're sneaky little buggers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:13:10 2020 No.24337766 >>24337706 >Tumblr face That's gonna be a nah from me, senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:14:50 2020 No.24337785 >>24337706 cute smile

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:16:07 2020 No.24337802 File: 451 KB, 950x1343, EZ_H_rWVcAAeAQt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:17:17 2020 No.24337815 File: 175 KB, 646x799, Leanan_sidhe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337766 That's not a Tumblr face-there's no big inflamed nose.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:18:33 2020 No.24337833 >>24337166 Very. She gets huffy if I go off script.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:18:41 2020 No.24337836 File: 829 KB, 724x1024, ezgif.com-webp-to-png.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337712 The Demon Lord wills it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:19:58 2020 No.24337846 File: 1.47 MB, 2141x1933, jabberwock34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337728 Why's she angry? Can't she taste the food the tentacles ate? Doesn't it all go to the same belly?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:20:47 2020 No.24337854 >>24337766 Nah that's not tumblr, just more on the realistic side than typical anime.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:34:40 2020 No.24338019 >>24337846 All common sense breaks down when Wonderland monsters are confronted with a situation with the potential to be funny or lewd

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:39:08 2020 No.24338066 >>24337728 >>24337846 fat bitch

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:42:24 2020 No.24338093 File: 855 KB, 3686x4568, 77643425_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:44:02 2020 No.24338119 File: 87 KB, 989x1034, D8tBFpaWkAEYBuC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24338066 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:45:44 2020 No.24338145 File: 729 KB, 1146x1650, 25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24337600 This is a strict no vore monster girl community pls go

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:46:54 2020 No.24338163 File: 209 KB, 1419x829, BexGKGdg_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24338145 You're not the boss of me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:47:36 2020 No.24338167 >>24338066 Jabberwocks are big, fat, vore monsters! >>24338145 Not anymore. This is jabberwock territory now

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:48:53 2020 No.24338193 File: 1.38 MB, 1435x1478, Gazer223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yep It sure is the weekend

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:56:34 2020 No.24338291 File: 138 KB, 616x900, cmsn__from_skirts_to_fins_by_blackshirtboy_db9bz42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 22:58:46 2020 No.24338327 File: 127 KB, 1356x1400, ERs3I_KXYAIhEt7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24338193 Time to party!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:02:46 2020 No.24338369 File: 2.09 MB, 3541x2508, 1592708228893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foxes make wonderful artists!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:05:05 2020 No.24338399 >>24338327 Gonna embarrass her by making her tail wag!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:05:16 2020 No.24338401 File: 1.23 MB, 1480x1950, -xyuCrp__KM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:08:17 2020 No.24338435 File: 707 KB, 2550x3509, Zombie05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324691 Imagine impregnating a zombie, I would a harem of pregnant undead

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:08:18 2020 No.24338436 >>24338401 Is she calling me a human? I like when monsters do that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:10:25 2020 No.24338471 >>24337706 Really cute, it's nice to see you try out artists with different styles.

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:10:33 2020 No.24338476

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure to carry smol/shortstack wives to bed and make them feel like princesses.
Even if you have to go back and carry multiple wives.
Especially of you have mutiples.
Shortstack Kej's would be quite the thing to see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:12:08 2020 No.24338496 File: 527 KB, 350x444, srvoFCa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:22:06 2020 No.24338648 File: 122 KB, 990x1400, 1526301142481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24338327 Kikis are "maid" to be meaty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:25:04 2020 No.24338702 >>24338327 Cute and busty maid. >>24338648 They're 'maid' to snuggle in bed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:27:44 2020 No.24338741 >>24336918 I see what you did there Mandalore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:28:38 2020 No.24338755 >>24338436 Machine translation nets me: "Well hello" "Sorry, but then I decide what issues ... respond"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:30:18 2020 No.24338775 >>24338193 just another day in the life of jimmy nutron

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:32:59 2020 No.24338808 >>24338755 removing the ellipses is "I'm sorry, but then I decide what questions to answer" which is more coherent, but still nonsensical

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:45:08 2020 No.24338991 File: 689 KB, 900x1200, d8k147h-c5c08800-351e-4eaf-86b7-f8a334cc2725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love kejs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:46:42 2020 No.24339015 >>24338167 Please, Wocks may be degenerate but there's all kinds of things they would try out before they ever go around thinking of eating people

Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:52:38 2020 No.24339104
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>>24339015
Truth be told, vore is pretty vanilla for jabberwocks. You tell 'em you like it, and they'll be like "yeah, and?" As if you told them you liked blowjobs, kissing, or cuddling. Jabberwock degeneracy is so advanced and beyond the realm of human imagination. So what you say might be true in the cases of jabberwocks that just want to dive right into their extreme kinks, but for those jabberwocks that wanna start of slow with vanilla stuff, well, vore might be one of the first steps.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 20 23:55:27 2020 No.24339138 File: 132 KB, 850x761, 141057C8-4F36-4935-9056-EA00690CD69B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna play cool math games on my automaton childhood friend

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:01:16 2020 No.24339241 >>24339138 I'd multiply with one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:05:24 2020 No.24339327 >>24339241 *1

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:06:52 2020 No.24339357 File: 926 KB, 1200x1500, 1573410642625.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:08:06 2020 No.24339374 >>24339357 Good girl Shit outfit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:16:18 2020 No.24339510 File: 390 KB, 1200x1200, Pdf_file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24339138

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:18:28 2020 No.24339541 File: 1001 KB, 3500x4300, 82343309_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:23:44 2020 No.24339596 There's a monster living under my bed, whispering in my ear

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:24:06 2020 No.24339605 >>24338327 >>24338648 I can't decide which edition of Kiki I want, Silver or Gold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:28:08 2020 No.24339648 File: 557 KB, 1200x1848, 1534882244693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24339596 The Monster living under your bed is a cool girl, you should ask her out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:28:13 2020 No.24339649 >>24339541 That racist

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:31:15 2020 No.24339686
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>>24339541
>Waifu knows I like clingy, flexible girls with nice nails
>Sends me on a trip to the Mist Continent to do some business for her
>Hires a Jiangshi as my guide/bodyguard
She's doing this on purpose. I just can't understand why.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:35:28 2020 No.24339744 File: 263 KB, 1448x2048, 1571197805202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24339541 Who stole the cookies from her cookie jar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:36:22 2020 No.24339751 >>24339744 The ice age

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:38:18 2020 No.24339768 >>24339648 Eww. The floor is nasty af. She better scrub her ass after hugging the ground all day. The 5 second rule only goes so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:41:27 2020 No.24339807 >>24339541 That's a cute hopzombie. I'd massage the stiffness out of her, but that'd make me stiff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:43:19 2020 No.24339834 >>24339744 Whoa. She needs some lovin' stat. Even her tits are stiff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:44:10 2020 No.24339843 File: 225 KB, 728x1063, Cute Hopping Zombie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24339541 I need one with a long braid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:50:07 2020 No.24339891 File: 1.49 MB, 1912x1590, 1506805928213.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24339843 ass

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:51:06 2020 No.24339903
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>>24324590
>A famous Order Hero has beaten a horde of Monstergirls, then suddenly a Demon Realm portal opens a
>An out comes a demonic Mamono champion brandishing an Demon Energy axe as she says to the Order Hero
>"You think you're hot shit don't you? Ya typical shonen anime hero protagonist! You are nothing but a usurper, a false idol! My eyes have been opened! Let me help you see, Hero."
>Also the monstergirl champion summons holographic wolf girls to help her out
>Then the fight between two equal rivals begins

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:51:42 2020 No.24339909 Gremlins are concieving newer technologies to have your penis thoroughly milked more and more efficiently!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:52:50 2020 No.24339922 >Don’t like latex suits or fetish wear >Enjoy latex slimes & latex/goo transformation into monsters How does this happen?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:53:52 2020 No.24339935 >>24339903 You’ve said this before haven’t you?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:56:53 2020 No.24339968
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Sorry, but a well developed and character development induced kissing scene between a human boy and girl tends to be prettier to look at than a Mamono kissing a human man.

Yeah that's right I said it!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 00:58:19 2020 No.24339981 You stumble into Wonderland and the first thing you see is a shortstack Cheshire. She tells you this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ejzqm1KWjg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:03:00 2020 No.24340024 >>24339968 That's because most monsters are sluts. There's no romantic tension associated with them like there is humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:03:32 2020 No.24340031 File: 568 KB, 850x1201, Cheshire Cat Wanting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24339981 Well that wasn't very nice, hope she gives good "apologies"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:04:14 2020 No.24340037 >>24339891 The ultimate dichotomy, fat lizard tail and ass or big blue undead butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:07:05 2020 No.24340061 >>24339922 I want a latex Shog who converts unmarried humans and monsters into new latex maids.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:11:52 2020 No.24340094 Holst harem

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:16:06 2020 No.24340126 File: 191 KB, 696x826, EBBCEF65-7816-4B07-81CC-C39EBF5424A1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24340094 That’s called a dairy farm anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:18:09 2020 No.24340140 File: 1.06 MB, 3000x3000, EbAb5WdVcAIveeL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that the HORNY can’t beat the DUMB

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:19:43 2020 No.24340156 >>24339981 Oh no. Now I am dePRESSed. How do I fix?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:20:42 2020 No.24340170 Do the more monsterous looking girls bully the more human looking monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:21:05 2020 No.24340173 >>24340061 I want a non furry version of Changed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:22:10 2020 No.24340184 >>24340173 There's that one fallen maidens game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:23:57 2020 No.24340197 >>24340184 Not enough latex based transformation for him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 01:29:09 2020 No.24340237 File: 36 KB, 684x739, 1579906619971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of wedding dress would each monster girl wear? I'm thinking of centaurs but what about the rest?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:03:34 2020 No.24340553 >>24339891 I cannot reject either one. Holy shit the training will be insane. Almost as insane as the sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:03:37 2020 No.24340554 My Waifu's Current Challenges: >1. Make me actively request her to do/continue doing something >2. Make me cum without touching my lower body to finish me off >3. Make me cum without touching me at all to finish me off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:08:44 2020 No.24340602 >>24340237 Armor or martial arts uniforms for the fightan types. All mamono can be fightan types.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:10:09 2020 No.24340615 >>24339510 i'd a lolibot

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:11:24 2020 No.24340624

>>24340554
3 notwithstanding, 1 will be pretty difficult.

For one, I can be extremely stubborn. And yet she finds that adorable to the point that she can't hold back. So soon enough she's got me moaning and cumming like a faucet. My opinion on the matter--if I could even voice it at that point--is entirely irrelevant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:13:16 2020 No.24340637 >>24339843 >implying anyone cares about the money The naivete is cute too. She's even got the Mist grammar. That's hot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:16:44 2020 No.24340666 >>24339903 >holographic wolves >fight between equal rivals Can she open her eyes and see the unfair fight?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:17:41 2020 No.24340675 >>24340666 HAHA AXE GO FWOOSH

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:20:09 2020 No.24340692 Is it a harem if your waifu just keeps picking up random chicks for an orgy? I think I saw a few human girls too. At least, I'm pretty sure they were human at the start...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:21:10 2020 No.24340698 >>24340675 This is why she has to keep predatoring on dudes with her portal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:23:13 2020 No.24340711 >>24334822 Imagine if that was your dickie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:30:34 2020 No.24340772 >>24340675 If I win, I'll make her do a math fight next time. The appeal of battleautism and basic counting ability will make me diamonds. She'll auto lose that fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:42:00 2020 No.24340875 >>24338991 Me too man, me too. Sadly I dont know if shed be a good match.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:45:51 2020 No.24340900 File: 453 KB, 834x927, 18C3AE70-C8E3-4FCE-8412-9CFCC6747D46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How come my childhood friend is looking at me like this? All I said is that her sister is kinda cute

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 02:47:53 2020 No.24340915 >>24340875 Mamono know intuitively if a relationship will work out, so if a Kej takes interest in you, it will probably be fine unless that's just a marketing ploy by the DL and co.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:44:00 2020 No.24341431 File: 132 KB, 849x1200, BlTckjpv_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24338991 i love nuras

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 03:57:14 2020 No.24341545 File: 3.22 MB, 4299x6071, C8A7BA06-28BC-4453-8A37-3B3EB0B8C527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do liches or pharaohs care if I take their zombies and mummies for personal use?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:13:22 2020 No.24341696 >>24341545 reminder that the undead cannot be exhausted so be careful

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:25:59 2020 No.24341811 >>24336203 Well one of Moriya Shrine's resident gods is Suwako who has mishaguji after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:27:19 2020 No.24341830 >>24339903 >not "my legs are open, let me help you to cum, hero"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:30:58 2020 No.24341863 >>24341431 >loli nura walks into anon's home only to find a depressed anon that needs some tender lolibaba love

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:31:00 2020 No.24341864 >>24339903 Shield does not offer protection against pregnancy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:32:11 2020 No.24341874 >holographic wolves What? Is she going to be my fucking pen-pal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:47:14 2020 No.24341996 >>24339903 I really expected this fella to be a real nemesis who'll keep making appearances, but nah, just a miniboss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:50:43 2020 No.24342025 >>24341696 I just want to impregnate a zombie, is that too much to ask for?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:52:23 2020 No.24342037 Can undead dragons become wight dragons?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 04:55:00 2020 No.24342070 File: 378 KB, 953x700, holstaur03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24340126 No, I believe it's called paradise

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:00:38 2020 No.24342134 >>24342025 Shell keep humping after you pass out and get double pregnant

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:09:24 2020 No.24342226 >>24342134 Perfection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:14:25 2020 No.24342269 File: 149 KB, 750x1002, White_Guardenia_Soccer_Spirits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's okay just run away from the overprotective Valkyrie it's not like she can see you with that mask on Dumb armor lady haha

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:17:26 2020 No.24342301

>>24341696
>Zombies and other undeads are known for being slow hunters when it comes to men
>While other girls use their speed, magic or poisons to catch a man
>Zombies simply run you to exhaustion
>Because no matter how fast you run, for how long you run or the distance you can cover
>Humans need to eat, sleep and rest
>Zombies never tire, never sleep
>And ones they catch you, and it is when, you will know just how endless their stamina is
>They will fuck and suck and hump you endlessly
>Though, most undeads will show some restraint for their husband ones they promise they will stay with them
>Most

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:36:47 2020 No.24342501 >>24342269 Why would I want to run away? She just wants to keep me safe. And she's so soft too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:44:39 2020 No.24342569 >>24342269 Run away to a demon and ask her for help against your overprotective Valkyrie

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 05:56:32 2020 No.24342701
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>Warm and humid inside
>Soft, squishy flesh all around you
>Warm fluids coating your entire body
>A cute, beautiful, well-endowed girl snuggling up against you
>The slow, calming rhythm of her heartbeat reverberating throughout her shell
I can understand why some anons don't like the idea of being a sandworm's husband. It's just too much of a luxurious, carefree paradise for them to handle. Seeing complete perfection and the chance of a utopia of pleasure and content, isolated from the troubles of this world, right before your eyes is just a massive turnoff. Why subject yourself to a fleshy heaven when you can continue on with the struggles of mundane life and marry inferior females.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:07:51 2020 No.24342820

>>24342701
While I can understand their appeal, I do believe that all of the scenarios where your whole life is changed into non-stop sex/contact with your wife and nothing else wouldn't be that great after some time. Normal life provides you constant new stimulation when you overcome difficulties and achieve something, while someone like a sandworm replaces literally everything in your life with her (according to the encyclopedia entry). Personally, I want a Kikimora maidwife, because she'd fix my life, rather than completely replace it with something else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 06:51:22 2020 No.24343286 >>24337152 Depends, it could potentially go worse. >"Anon, how can you stand this?!" >"...what do you mean 'that's tame'?" >"Elementary school kids don't know that kind of words, do they?" >"..."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 07:26:27 2020 No.24343980 >>24342701 No thanks. https://youtu.be/f-1hbJyOBWU

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:01:14 2020 No.24344563 >>24342820 >while someone like a sandworm replaces literally everything in your life with her That's technically a Shoggoth thing too, but I'd like to believe you can convince her to go on adventures with you instead of sitting at home all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:11:22 2020 No.24344731 File: 687 KB, 1079x1079, 0z1xkfs7bnp21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the sound of almost winning

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:52:53 2020 No.24345278 >Shy alp tries to tell MC levels of thick anon that she likes him >And other horror stories to tell Cupids

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 08:55:48 2020 No.24345311 >>24345278 >Shy alp tries to tell MC levels of thick anon that she likes him >"Yeah bruh I like you too, you're pretty cool. Wanna play tarkov?"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:01:26 2020 No.24345374 >>24345311 >She keeps trying to flirt with him while playing >Anon just thinks she's trying to distract him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:04:09 2020 No.24345396 >>24345278 >horror stories to tell Cupids I want more of this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:04:23 2020 No.24345400 >>24345278 >Cupid watching romance anime >Every so often you can see her expressionless face twitch as she tries to contain her rage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:07:00 2020 No.24345430 >>24345400 >it's not the weeb lilim that leads the invasion of Japan on portal day >it's the cupids

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:08:32 2020 No.24345451 >>24345400 >female character flips out when the MC accidentally walks in on her changing >Cupid can't take this bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:10:22 2020 No.24345472 >>24345430 >"You fuckers have been tormenting us for too long!" >"You and your shitty romance amines and low-birthrates!" >It basically just becomes a mass-hooting with cupid arrows and monsters find their husbands-to-be

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:15:12 2020 No.24345546 >>24345396 >once upon a time, there was a man and a woman who were just perfect for each other >they saw each other once, through the windows of subway cars going opposite directions, and never again

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:21:48 2020 No.24345612 it's fathers day, daughterus from all over will fuck their dads

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:32:23 2020 No.24345748 >>24345612 Time to turn them into a butt-slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:35:27 2020 No.24345807 >>24343980 Automaton SHODAN

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:39:19 2020 No.24345883 >>24345546 This makes Eros cry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:40:06 2020 No.24345897 >>24345612 >Echidna screams in horror and delight as his daughters all come to have a piece of him.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:50:13 2020 No.24346063

>>24345883
>tell spooky/tragic-love story around campfire to a bunch of cupids
>as you near the climax of the story, Eros herself descends to your campfire, almost hysterical about the ending
>sheepishly invent a deus ex machina to solve everything happily, to the great relief of Eros and all assembled Cupids

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:50:32 2020 No.24346068 >>24345396 Divorce

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:51:07 2020 No.24346076

>"Mistress Willmerina, I've come to bid you farewell."
>"Oh, I know, I know. You think now, to betray me."
>"No, but you will never listen. I tell you, I will not forget out adage."
>"...We are born of the blood, made women by the blood, undone by the blood. Our heartpupils are yet to open."
>"Fear the hubby blood."
>"Fear the hubby blood."
>"I must take my leave."
>"By the gods, fear it, Lauren."
t. Super Secret Dhampir club circa. 3E 1479

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:53:57 2020 No.24346103

>>24336128
On one hand I want them to talk shit about her, because I don't give a shit what other people say. But I don't want her feelings hurt. Except, if they talk shit about me I know she's just going to get wound up and stabby, unable to ignore it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:57:42 2020 No.24346151 >>24342025 It's too little to ask for from a certain perspective.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 09:58:28 2020 No.24346165 >>24327370 >https://pastebin.com/fzpmDJWa

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:01:50 2020 No.24346214 File: 1.60 MB, 3000x3660, 82471978_p0-min.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:02:04 2020 No.24346222 >>24345612 Am I the only person here that really isn’t into daughteru dicking? I’m personally not a fan of incest, (and I’m from the American South too), and don’t really see its appeal.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:03:35 2020 No.24346248
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>>24332406
If they aren't currently on the clock there should be no issue with it. Of course they probably get first pick if theres a man that ticks enough of their boxes. Just one of the perks of being in the business

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:05:27 2020 No.24346269 >>24346222 I couldn't blood related. Adoption's fair game though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:06:06 2020 No.24346280 >>24346222 Yeah I don't really care for it all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:07:09 2020 No.24346288 Pai loli sahu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:08:51 2020 No.24346306 >>24345472 >Japan gets nuked again, but this time it’s dark matter

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:09:37 2020 No.24346319 File: 595 KB, 1085x1365, 1581211481547.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24346222 Of course you're not the only one. It's just hard to tell the percentage of who likes it compared to who doesn't, which you shouldn't care about anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:10:03 2020 No.24346326 >>24346222 I'd only do it if their physiology required it and they were too young to get it from "normal" source. I'd like my family to have mixed human/monster cultural elements, rather than just full on non-stop debauchery

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:11:28 2020 No.24346344 >>24346214 Who is Ena? She looks cute. Also, plankton girl when?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:13:04 2020 No.24346366

>>24346222
Nah. I'm fond of the rest of incest, though the feasibility of blood relations is a bit rough with MGs. But I'm certainly no fan of daughter dicking or relationships where the guy aims low. Father on daughter, uncle on niece, older brother on younger sister.

Equal ages and up, however? Based. Very based. That's what aunts, big sisters older cousins and adoptive motherus are for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:22:12 2020 No.24346514 >>24346076 >the blood turns her into a flaming hellhound >her disciples become Shoggoths Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm. Do you hear our prayers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:25:56 2020 No.24346583 File: 452 KB, 1378x2039, 1567298258582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why are you shooting semen inside these oni girls, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:26:16 2020 No.24346587 >>24339605 why not both?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:27:18 2020 No.24346599 >>24338808 it's not nonsensical, it's from the russian fan-made mge askblog

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:29:26 2020 No.24346625 >>24346514 >Rogue dhampir blood drinking cult turn into dhampir shoggoths and hellhounds Jesus what kinda husbands were they drinking from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:32:42 2020 No.24346672 >>24339981 i respond with "thanks, you too" then keep going where i was going to go

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:33:04 2020 No.24346677 >>24346222 The only type of incest that isn't shit is adopted daughteru dicking, a single man taking in a loli monster is practically a marriage apprenticeship.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:35:26 2020 No.24346708 >>24346583 Semen's not clearly inside one if this image is to be believed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:36:55 2020 No.24346732 File: 91 KB, 900x680, bossy tsundere childhood friend SHODAN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24345807 she's great!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:42:45 2020 No.24346814 >>24346732 >Calling you insect Reminds me of my waifu. Then again, it was probably SHODAN that inspired that part of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:42:59 2020 No.24346818 What non-lewd things does your daughteru do for father's day

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:44:33 2020 No.24346844 >>24346818 I don't have a daughteru, and my waifu is very tight lipped about her own father

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:47:22 2020 No.24346886 wonderland girls are scary when they are mad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:49:38 2020 No.24346923 >>24346625 Strange men that wear cages on their heads and enjoy jogging in mazes. Wizened sages in wheelchairs overlooking deep moonlit lakes. Men who wear pyramid-shaped metal helmets that clang on ladders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPjJCVylFBo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:49:44 2020 No.24346925 File: 552 KB, 838x1200, 4iPlWWKs_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24346886 But they're always mad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:50:25 2020 No.24346932 >>24346886 Aren’t they all always mad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:52:24 2020 No.24346964 >>24346932 >>24346925 thus they are always scary

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:53:11 2020 No.24346973

>>24346925
Why do I get the feeling that going to wonderland could easily end up like having a REALLY bad trip. Except it's all real and those things can hurt you.
On that note, I will never go to wonderland due to how fucking terrifying that idea was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:56:05 2020 No.24347016 >>24346973 Yeah I may be dumb but I'm not fucking crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:56:16 2020 No.24347018 >>24346708 she pissed out the semen into the condom to show everyone what you did

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 10:57:49 2020 No.24347039 >>24347018 Goddamnit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:00:03 2020 No.24347068 >>24346923 Well at least they aren't drinking any wolfu sympathiser's blood

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:01:04 2020 No.24347086 >>24346973 That is why I will move to wonderland and claim a 1km by 1km square plot of land because those are sane numbers and a sane shape. I will create a small plot of sanity in that chaos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:04:08 2020 No.24347126 >>24347086 but if insanity is sanity in that realm then by being the most sane you area actually the most insane

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:04:15 2020 No.24347128 File: 697 KB, 1400x2000, 0onC9br1wsE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:04:28 2020 No.24347134 >>24347086 This sounds like an insane endeavor.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:05:22 2020 No.24347145 File: 77 KB, 1100x1100, EbCszEXUEAA8Jna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pixies!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:10:28 2020 No.24347229 >>24342269 Why would I run?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:11:28 2020 No.24347244 >>24347128 bless those vodka-guzzlers. I need a translation NOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:15:01 2020 No.24347290 >>24347134 >>24347126 I'm not crazy they're all the crazy ones. In my plot of land there will be no teleportation, all tea parties will have set seating arrangements with no changing of chairs. Sleep is routine and not all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:20:50 2020 No.24347383 File: 329 KB, 2048x1792, 1568238923123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24347290 It's about as feasible as making a new Wintertown in the middle of a desert kingdom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:23:41 2020 No.24347427 >>24347383 I'd support the girls that attempt that. The desert does get cold at night you know

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:25:10 2020 No.24347450 >>24346973 I do wonder how the girls there would react if I just started to hide and cry in a corner due to it more or less being a bad trip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:27:47 2020 No.24347494 File: 103 KB, 574x1200, C076BEE2-418B-4D16-9A77-1D3F1006D74F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Help beastwomen are stealing my livestock what should I do to get them back and stop them from doing it again?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:28:52 2020 No.24347510 >>24347383 clearly it's a cultural exchange the desert gets some winter and the winter gets some desert

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:29:54 2020 No.24347526 >>24347494 ask them to stop maybe write up a sign as well

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:31:27 2020 No.24347549 >>24347494 Tie them down and give your male livestock wonderland aphrodisiacs. They might come back, but at least they'll leave limping.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:32:26 2020 No.24347567 >>24347383 ganbatte yeti-chan

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:34:01 2020 No.24347595 >>24347383 But like an ice cream cake set out in the sun, she was quickly running out of time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:40:12 2020 No.24347687 I wonder how many monstergirls will use father's day as an excuse to try to make their husband into a father?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:43:15 2020 No.24347725 File: 289 KB, 2376x2256, Ea6aez0XgBUEuFf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:44:22 2020 No.24347739 >>24347725 Why do foxes do this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:45:23 2020 No.24347759 >>24347687 I don't think they need father's day for this, unless the wedding night happens to be on the same day.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:45:38 2020 No.24347761

In honor of Father's Day, how about a special question for the waifufag crowd?

Now I know many of you have budding little daughterus of your own, but let's not forget that there should be another father around somewhere.

That's right! What do you know about your father-in-law? You know, the man who helped bring your beloved waifu into the world before you stole her away from him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:48:12 2020 No.24347796 >>24347739 such mysterious creatures

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:56:04 2020 No.24347899 >>24347725 What kind of gang symbol is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:57:00 2020 No.24347909 >>24347899 Mofu Mafia, rivals of the Tanuki Triad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 11:59:35 2020 No.24347952 >>24347761 He was a guard at the town my waifu's mother used to visit. They met and kept seeing each other when she went into town. She ended up flying him back to her place, but he wasn't too upset by it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:00:36 2020 No.24347968 >>24347128 >Ha, you all can't argue with my loyalty to liches! >They don't steal souls, see! And anyways, how can this girl steal anyone's soul? Just look at how cute she is! >>Well, i could turn him into my personal test subject...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:02:39 2020 No.24347998 >>24347290 This is exactly how you get a Cheshire to defy all your rules and fuck with you in any way she can think of. Or for a Trumpart to decide you need to be re-educated inside a diamond's card.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:02:41 2020 No.24347999

>>24347761
Well my waifu raised him and her mother back to life after becoming a lich. Fairly sure they just mostly stick around the old manor these days.
Though he can apparently be a little "intensive" if he think he can get some old or forbidden lore/magic.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:02:47 2020 No.24348000

>>24347739
Typical fox mating ritual. Once they spot a suitable human male, they perform this peculiar "dance" to show off their fertility. However, researchers are yet to uncover any real purpose of this ritual, as male's acceptance is not required for the next step

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:03:22 2020 No.24348007 >>24347998 Then that cheshire is banned from my land I will ask her to leave or follow the rules

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:22:23 2020 No.24348264

>>24347427
Yeti-chan would start her desert conquest from the bottom selling hand knit goods and hugs at the local bazaar, her scarves/headwraps would come with magic that keeps the wearer cool in the daytime and warm at night

The high ranking grape snakes would notice her work and secretly commission knit tail covers for cold nights, and that's Yeti-chan's leverage to get close to the Pharaoh!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:23:49 2020 No.24348289 File: 3.87 MB, 382x483, 1572391785235.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24347494 All men have something worth trading.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:25:11 2020 No.24348317 >>24348007 What are you gonna do if she doesn't listen, spank her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:26:45 2020 No.24348338 >>24348317 Breaking the rules is punishable by rough impregnation,

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:28:34 2020 No.24348367 >>24348338 That doesn't sound like a punishment

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:29:44 2020 No.24348381 File: 410 KB, 1200x1600, 82484702_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:31:28 2020 No.24348410 >>24348317 I will be not lewd to her if she breaks the rules

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:32:00 2020 No.24348420 >>24348289 Although aesthetically that's a nice design, from an actual sexual standpoint, thigh high fur is superior.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:35:32 2020 No.24348472 >>24348381 is this cat mocking me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:49:49 2020 No.24348680 File: 805 KB, 1065x1610, EaGC2BuXkAQBFwe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks doc

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:58:34 2020 No.24348792 >>24347909 What if a man flashes the symbol back at them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 12:58:48 2020 No.24348794 >>24348410 That doesn't stop her from being lewd to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:00:59 2020 No.24348824 >>24348794 Clearly I will need to become strong enough to fend off a cheshire so that she cant lewd me and will follow the rules of sanetopia if she wants lewd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:04:04 2020 No.24348866 >>24348824 Just get a strong waifu to protect you and your dumb idea, or step one find a sane Cheshire im sure one would go along with your insane idea just for a joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:06:13 2020 No.24348893 >>24348866 >im sure one would go along with your insane idea just for a joke why would a cheshire do that much of a long con when she could just rape him there and not bother with his dumb fake country

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:08:42 2020 No.24348934 >>24347968 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:10:34 2020 No.24348958 File: 38 KB, 426x341, mfw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have to confess I've been an elf man all along, and I love my sword ears with an undying passion but... if space goat ladies really can be 8ft tall...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:10:54 2020 No.24348964 >>24348893 It's funny to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:11:07 2020 No.24348966 File: 81 KB, 680x835, fun allowed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24348934 nah

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:14:57 2020 No.24349025 >>24348893 >Monsters start humoring anon's dumb "country" >Really it's just an Inn and some fields >His sanity project becomes a local attraction >All it does is prove to monsters that wonderland is the best

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:17:41 2020 No.24349060 >>24348893 Wonderland is the sort of place to play along as long as it's funny. Don't forget the whole place exists to entertain the Queen of Hearts

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:18:23 2020 No.24349068
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>Spider mom has been acting sluggish lately.
>Ask her if she feels alright.
>She tells you she's just feeling a bit tired.
>shrug it off.
>Crawl into bed with her later that night.
>She says she's too tired for sex.
>Alarm bells go off, but try not to worry about it.
>She's probably just sick.
>Decide to give her some space for awhile.
>Sleep in your own bed for a change.
>Next morning.
>Wake up.
>Spider mom has locked her door and you can hear strange sounds from inside.
>Worried you knock on her door.
>No response.
>Leave it alone for now.
>Go to class.
>Go to work.
>Come home.
>Her door is wide open.
>Knock on the door frame.
>Look around the room only to find a piece of her human half laying discarded on the floor.
>Its dried out and her breasts are crumpled like wads of paper.
>A massive tear is visible on the lower stomach where it appears that bites have been taken out of the flesh.
>Scurry to her body with tears in your eyes.
>Your beloved mother is dead.
>Grief stricken you cradle her body and weep.
>"Wha're you dewang?" someone pops out inbetween the sound of munching.
>Snap your head to see your spider mom, naked, with what appears to be her own gnawed off leg in hand.
>Shocked you do a double take.
>"Mom, you're, who? How? Huh? Why are you naked and what the hell did you do to this lady?"
>I molted.
>You briefly recall that one youtube video of a spider molting.
>"Oh." you mouth, dropping the discarded flesh.
>You look back at her still munching away at her own leg.
>"Why are you eating yourself?"
>She looks down at the leg in her hand and swallows.
>"Because I taste good."
>Look at her dumbfounded.
>"Ah huh."
>"Wanna try some? Its got lots of vitamins."
>You briefly (briefly) consider it but ultimately decline the offer.
>You sure? I mean I like it raw but I can cook it up for you if you like."
>"I'll pass."
>She pushes the leg into your face.
>"Come on, you've tasted Mommy before anyway. Its just like that."
>"I really, really."
>"Try it."
>With the leg in your face, you hesistantly take a bite from your mother's old leg.
>Its tough and dry, but after tossing it around in your mouth for awhile it actually tastes a lot like beef jerky.
>Er, spider jerky.
>"What do you think?"
>"Wellx I mean, you're...palatable......... I guess.
>Her eye's light up.
>She tosses the leg and swallows the rest of her meal.
>She's coming after you now.
>And so you were ravished while the discarded skin of your mother gawked at you from the floor.

What are some lesser known quirks of daily life with your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:19:08 2020 No.24349080 >>24348893 Having a small piece of ‘normal’ in Wonderland is crazy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:19:21 2020 No.24349089 >>24349060 I don't think the queen would find it funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:21:34 2020 No.24349120 >>24349080 I bet it would confuse a visitor to wonderland to suddenly step back into the real world for a moment

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:23:06 2020 No.24349139 >>24349120 It might be the straw that breaks the camels back of the visitor’s sanity

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:24:02 2020 No.24349159
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https://pastebin.com/i5jPrK5U

Rewrote an old greentext from over a week ago. Wizard discovers he can fake being married by putting a mana marker on himself and goes out to learn about magic and be helpful.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:36:08 2020 No.24349337 File: 388 KB, 1588x2070, EZB9vGBUEAMWot8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this a kiki?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:41:03 2020 No.24349406

I'm gonna be honest but i don't want children, i can barely take care of myself let alone a kid, i don't mind relationships themselves but any kid i would make would grow up to be a huge fuckup plus the whole 'risk that monster daughter ends up wanting to fuck you' really creeps me off. Am i gonna get forced to do fatherhood rehabilitation brainw-theraphy if i tell my gf/wife i don't want to make children or my only option is to become a hermit in some forsaken place?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:41:41 2020 No.24349420 Green Gyaru Goblins!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:48:17 2020 No.24349520 >>24349337 That's a harpy disguised as a Kiki

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:51:18 2020 No.24349566 >>24349406 stop making your own fantasies miserable you absolute fool

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:54:03 2020 No.24349616 >>24349337 crane ploymorphed

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:57:30 2020 No.24349675

>>24349120
>Lost in Wonderland for hours, weird monsters roam the area but narrowly avoided all of them
>See some sort of weird Ranch, with normal looking plants, go into the gate and meet guy gleefully exclaiming 'Welcome to Sanetown, the only sane place in the whole Wonderland!
>Fuck it, this looks better than anything i have seen here yet, Sanetown active population count: 2
In a matter of weeks other visitors stumble and stay into the town, and after the monsters become aware it's just a house with a group of unmarried men they storm it
>Jokes on them, this was all predicted and the place has been reinforced and fortified with barricades and spikes, this place is impregnable
>10 Cheshire cats teleport into the room
>Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 13:58:55 2020 No.24349693 What does a single man have to watch out for while exploring the MGE Mojave wasteland?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:00:04 2020 No.24349714 >>24349159 Great job, Anon. I really enjoy the premise. Do you plan to continue?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:00:58 2020 No.24349726 >>24349675 Now now violence isn't sane I want to win the ideological battle by proving my way is better

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:04:33 2020 No.24349785 File: 750 KB, 3558x2509, 1590794720953-min.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:05:07 2020 No.24349793 If you have a harem in what order do you Imagine meeting them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:06:17 2020 No.24349814 >>24349793 Pharaoh is definetly first, she wants me to have a proper harem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:06:26 2020 No.24349816 >>24349068 Wonder if she's just as sensitive to touch as snakes are when they molt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:07:32 2020 No.24349832 >>24346222 I’m meh on it but some people like it some don’t just how it is

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:10:40 2020 No.24349877

>>24349693
Absolutely nothing at all. The "Single" man has a stalking protector after all, the other critters can smell deathclaw a mile away, meanwhile Mr."Single" can carry on his merry ol' way, waking up energised and refreshed of a morning while enjoying plentiful wet dreams. He really needs to keep away from the liquor though, for some reason, it does a massive number on his hips, and he can't remember the night before at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:12:40 2020 No.24349899 File: 3.40 MB, 2000x3375, e1afb715dab8d71a25d063b637e9dd6d_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no big tiddy goth gf

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:13:19 2020 No.24349910 >>24349793 In order of marriage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:15:46 2020 No.24349952 >>24349260 >paradise.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:21:00 2020 No.24350023 >>24349899 Thank god.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:25:28 2020 No.24350095
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>>24346222
You're not alone, fellow American Southerner. That one's beyond me as well. Several very good girls have incest written in, so I like to mentally modify them so that the man *doesn't have to* follow the incest mandate baked into them.

The setting premise is supposedly that mamono won't go very far outside your comfort range due to truly caring about you. Unless that's specifically your thing i.e Wonderland Pandemonium etc there should be a feasible technicality of use to help you on the non daughteru dicking path of the vaguely righteous.

The juveniles of the simple "prone-to-incest" types aren't likely to overpower you themselves. I'd think a Slime/Bug/Mouse mother would be able to *easily taste* your discomfort with the notion and back you up on your stance. These species guarantee that attempts will pop up, so detection would happen. A swarm of waifus would mean you always have more than enough backup to wrangle a mess of daughters, even if you're not a group fightan madman.

The two outliers who could be too simple to detect/understand discomfort with incest would be Skeletons and Zombies. This sort of solves itself, in that your wife would likely have evolution or an INT/WIS boost injected long before she could ever give birth.

KC had enough foresight to make a supplement to invalidate incest as a nutritional requirement. So you can avoid husband milk and treat it as inapplicable to your situation.

The last auto-incest mamono afaik is Dark Elves. The profile makes it clear that they treasure their men, and S&M absolutely doesn't interfere with that. So there's a contract implication with this species, even if they word it strangely. Caring S&M can't exist w/o contracts. That's a heavy advantage for the non daughteru dicker.

This is the smartest incest type, so the depravity serves a clear purpose of being educational. D. Elves aren't born with the ability to trigger pleasure via pain/dominance/oujo laughs etc, They just have a natural superhuman aptitude for it if trained.

This is (practically and probably) equivalent in a mechanical sense to some sort of species wide *pressure point and ritual no jutsu*. It is a developed skill, after all. Anyway, the end result of having a educated daughter is the only thing that a loving Dark Elf wife would probably not budge on. Since they are all loving, they should recognize the a large difference between their not having a problem with incest and it being against your actual inclination.

As such, I imagine that there is some form of substitute daughteru training that would give the same end result, but doesn't require any incest. Practically this might take longer than the standard depraved training, but these are Dark *Elves*. Elf puberty often lasts twice as long in depictions, so you've got plenty of time to train daughterus the longer non-incest way.

I don't expect you can get out of sexually educating the daughteru, since that is the endpoint for the species. But doing incestuous sex acts aren't the only method that fills in the profile's intentions. Strange kung-fu training is more up my alley anyway, and can plausibly fit the circumstances. That's just my two cents.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:29:09 2020 No.24350136

>>24349714
Thanks! And maybe? I only intended the greentext to be a one-off but I already spent more time on it than I intended.

Biggest issues is that there are numerous ways I can see it progressing and also if I continued it I'd probably have to give the characters real names.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:30:06 2020 No.24350149 >>24349877 Thats good to hear. A bit weird about the Hip pain and constant wet dreams. Glad to know i want have to deal with Beeg Rad Scorpion girls or Super Mutant girls.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:34:26 2020 No.24350218 >>24349025 So it becomes like a tourist attraction? That would be cool. Imagine watching a hatter laugh as she plays along with a scripted normal tea party.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:39:28 2020 No.24350297 >>24349337 'fraid not. https://youtu.be/GphtXegdVxQ

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:39:59 2020 No.24350304

>>24350149
Some times you'll find empty raider camps, with all the gun parts you need stacked up neatly with ammo. Turns out the heavy luck lean in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. ain't so bad after all! Now if you could just figure out where you put that salisbury steak and why your nuka cola's gone flat and smells like paint stripper. Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:41:01 2020 No.24350324 >>24350173 Dumping your spirit essence into ancient undead! Watching them regenerate into lusty youthful beauties before your eyes!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:44:25 2020 No.24350372 File: 216 KB, 500x282, 28c_zpszun5x7vr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:52:18 2020 No.24350486

>>24342820
>While I can understand their appeal, I do believe that all of the scenarios where your whole life is changed into non-stop sex/contact with your wife and nothing else wouldn't be that great after some time.
Mamano mana fixes that issue. You'll never grow tired of it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:52:40 2020 No.24350493 File: 569 KB, 894x1400, 65282404_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feel the eel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:54:00 2020 No.24350511 File: 13 KB, 777x178, Screenshot_2020-06-21 Sandworm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24342820

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:55:53 2020 No.24350534 >>24350304 Not being able to drink nuka cola is kinda shitty, but its a small price to pay for such luck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:57:49 2020 No.24350561 >>24350372 tell that to a hellhound

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 14:57:49 2020 No.24350562 >>24350511 I guess this solves the issue, then. Won't complain too much if one accidentally gulps me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:00:39 2020 No.24350606 >>24350562 >accidentally It's never accidental

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:01:06 2020 No.24350615 File: 227 KB, 1342x2048, EVliIBWXQAMFPoE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:02:56 2020 No.24350636 File: 440 KB, 1500x1500, 361a96987377efa43bbee719aadbb9c9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's she thinking?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:03:26 2020 No.24350644 >>24350636 "Oh no, he found me out!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:05:24 2020 No.24350671 >>24350615 Nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:06:03 2020 No.24350683 File: 154 KB, 1026x779, 1592505893896.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24324590

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:08:00 2020 No.24350711 File: 573 KB, 1200x946, Eq7j1vz.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24350671 >You called?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:08:09 2020 No.24350715 >>24350683 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:10:33 2020 No.24350753 >>24350534 I mean it smells strong, but it's clearly nuka cola, it's in the bottle. It's not like some one snuck in and swapped it with something else, who would do that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:12:20 2020 No.24350770 File: 82 KB, 512x512, ERcQLLDWsAMq1W1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24350715

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:16:04 2020 No.24350822

>>24350683
Congratulations, you've changed your Dragon Class!
> +20 Lewdness
> +95 Degeneracy
> +15 Charisma
> +25 Magic

> -5 Strength
> -15 Pride
> -85 Sanity
> -10 Dexterity

>Not changes to overall health and stamina points
>Dragon's Fire Breath attack replaced with Jabberwock's Pink Breath attack

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:17:31 2020 No.24350848

>>24348792
>mofu mafia fox flashes her gang symbol on a man that strikes her fancy
>man responds with an ok handsign
>she thinks he's being receptive, but notices his arm rotating out with the gesture
>then his handsign reaches near his waist
>next thing she knows she is tackled to the ground and mating pressed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:19:46 2020 No.24350874 File: 642 KB, 819x1024, Princesscarrying.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24350822 >-5 Strength U wot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:20:36 2020 No.24350885 >>24350874 Can't fight at full power with a wock tentacle up your snatch eating your womb out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:21:55 2020 No.24350906 >>24350822 >-85 Sanity Lmao. Nice stats. The only point I'd disagree with is the -10 DEX.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:22:10 2020 No.24350910 >>24350636 How is someone supposed to decide whether to protect or bully shy/confused Cheshires? The gap moe is too strong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:22:42 2020 No.24350922 File: 1.49 MB, 1199x1500, 1592767362745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24349675 >implying they didn't prepare for dimensional intrusion traps

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:23:52 2020 No.24350938
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>>24350874
Dragon's are by default incredibly strong. Jabberwocks are as well, just a very smidge of a hair slightly weaker because they laze around all day whereas regular dragons will go and fly about, terrorizing the countryside

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:31:29 2020 No.24351010 Is there a muscluar lim?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:33:34 2020 No.24351038 >>24349159 Very good. I like this. I'm glad you developed the idea.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:34:23 2020 No.24351052 >>24350922 Do you think impregnating trespassing chesires would make a good punishment? No more playing tricks, now they gotta become good mothers

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:34:40 2020 No.24351055 >>24350922 Cheshy has been snacking I see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:37:16 2020 No.24351089 >>24351052 >>24351055 The punishment is consensual vanilla sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. She can keep the restraints on if she wants.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:38:36 2020 No.24351113 >>24351039 I want to see how long I can troll sand worms with RC cars full of toned down flashbangs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:39:01 2020 No.24351121 File: 143 KB, 1200x900, a3901c_5874673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24351052 >>24351089 >increasing the number of pranksters will enforce sanity and seriousness Excellent plan. You are brilliant and that will work out perfectly.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:43:15 2020 No.24351175 >>24351121 The cats will learn the values of law and order. An empire needs to grow, does it not?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:43:55 2020 No.24351184 File: 134 KB, 305x361, 1592767790499.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Headpat foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:44:00 2020 No.24351187 File: 692 KB, 1555x2172, cheshire100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are now imagining your fingers intertwined with a cheshire's paw digits

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:45:28 2020 No.24351206 >>24351184 At your own risk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:46:10 2020 No.24351220 File: 212 KB, 1261x1111, 4123a7036487b9297abe1b42aa308c57e86d3f20f2af5bb685816748e1307caa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24351187 I'd rather hold hands with a tentacle

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:47:23 2020 No.24351238 File: 195 KB, 900x1387, Mofu pillow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24351206 Nonsense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:47:28 2020 No.24351240 >>24351220 Those aren't hands, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:49:13 2020 No.24351264 >>24351175 >Translation: Point-to-cock teleportation is now legal. I'm going to laugh when they form a line and establish an orderly rape schedule.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:51:58 2020 No.24351307 File: 751 KB, 2148x1802, C6top5rV0AAL1bH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24351240 Sometimes you gotta improvise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:52:06 2020 No.24351310 >>24351264 The teleportation will make them useful cat maids in serving their masters. Kikis will never be able to compete.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:56:20 2020 No.24351358 take the iron-cock challenge and impregnate 100 monsters!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:57:31 2020 No.24351372 >>24351358 I don't have any issues with that, but what about impregnating the same monster 100 times?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:58:42 2020 No.24351384 >>24351372 that's the iron-womb challenge

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 15:59:52 2020 No.24351393 >>24351384 What about impregnating 100 monsters 100 times?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:02:49 2020 No.24351418 >>24351372 That's 75 years if the pregnancy lasts as long as in a human woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:03:24 2020 No.24351427 >>24351393 Samael and Lilith's baby-making guinea pig lab rat for producing the first incubus

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Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:08:54 2020 No.24351497

>>24351310
>useful cat maids in Won/d/erland
>Won/d/erland
>/d/erland
Yeah. You might wanna think this through a bit more, man.

>You sigh with relief.
>The long line of rapist memecats is finally at an end.
>You didn't think they would take so well to rules here, but things have been going well for a week.
>You dream of ordering Wonderland is coming true, they are actually following your schedule
>Naturally the first rule was limiting rape
>That didn't go as well as you wanted
>How the hell did they learn about unions anyway, damnit?
>You frown a bit at your now empty lap
>What did you have next on the agenda?
>It's hard to concentrate on plans when Cheshires keep teleporting on your dick
>For five hours straight every day
>Ah well, now to get to business
>You look at the clock on the wall and the rising sun
>The sun starts lowering, the clock's arms move in reverse
>The dozen of memecats which just finished raping you suddenly appear back in line
>They all have wide grins
>Some quivering part of your soul is uncannily certain that they're going to throw your own words about schedules and rules back at you the whole time
>Your eye twitches instinctively as your lose a centimeter of sanity
>You don't have much time to think about it because a Cheshire teleports onto your erection and kisses you ferociously

I give it 3 months before you forget what the actual day night cycle is supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:12:16 2020 No.24351531 >>24351497 That's why you install teleportation traps, dummy. How do you think the Cheshires got caught in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:16:18 2020 No.24351572 File: 78 KB, 560x420, 1588722730864.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She sees your ___.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:16:53 2020 No.24351580 >>24351572 massive porn collection.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:17:57 2020 No.24351593 File: 1.23 MB, 720x720, lno4cd0FvsjIvrR1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:22:38 2020 No.24351654

>>24351531
>superior Cheshire maids with teleportation
>teleportation traps
>superior Cheshire maids w/o teleportation
>And the sun and clocks still give utterly no fucks about schedules or sanity
It would unironically be saner to give up on being sane in Won/d/erland. You knew what you were getting into when you saw a purple striped cat. The place itself will screw up every plan that doesn't involve you getting sexy with the wives. Inb4 "I'll just make every plan about getting sexy with the wives". That last part qualifies as 'sanity' in /d/erland, as far as I can tell. Welcome to madness. Enjoy the +20 POW, you won't mind the SAN loss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:24:56 2020 No.24351689 >>24351572 Loneliness

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:24:56 2020 No.24351690 >When you order a burger for your cheshire and just smugly grin at her as she starts pouting. >>24351654 You know, I've always imagined that cheshires tend to be the 'easer' colors. Blues, yellows, purples, and the like.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:32:24 2020 No.24351786 >>24351654 Seems pretty pointless, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:33:00 2020 No.24351794 >>24351572 I prefer my onee-sans to have breast big enough to show around the corner before her face.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:33:05 2020 No.24351795 >>24351654 You put the teleportation cover on your dick until you're horny.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:39:08 2020 No.24351865 File: 376 KB, 1063x1500, 5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >How to handle rejection

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:39:35 2020 No.24351869

>>24351690
I always assumed the opposite. A Won/d/erland where everything is glaring way too vivid technicolor. Even gray or brown would be attention getting. As if the place is even trying rape you visually, until your senses hold up a sign that "Fuck it". And then your first hour there ends...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:40:01 2020 No.24351877 >>24351865 I do like foxes lacking in elegance.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:40:45 2020 No.24351888 >>24351786 Ironically I think they'd probably like anons that would try and order the place. Just a suspicion of mine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:40:50 2020 No.24351890 >>24351865 >drugs and rapes the boy that's why you shouldn't trust a fox

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:42:43 2020 No.24351914 >>24351890 But I want that to happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:43:30 2020 No.24351926 File: 789 KB, 1338x2036, 74213777_p0-min.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:45:20 2020 No.24351953 File: 667 KB, 1131x1600, EYzj2q_UcAAhW-V.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:45:51 2020 No.24351971 File: 1.39 MB, 2030x3000, drugged by a fox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24351890 Yep

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:47:05 2020 No.24351989 >>24351926 >"Sure, wanna play duo in hunt: showdown?"

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 16:48:11 2020 No.24352007
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>>24351795
Yup. Nothing can go wrong with that scheme. Relying on your self-control and sanity in Won/d/erland is a sound decision that the weapon-grade aphrodisiacs tainting everything ain't gonna affect. Darn, you were just too clever for those silly cats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:00:39 2020 No.24352184 >>24352007 Is that collar for her or for me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:01:06 2020 No.24352191 >>24351890 >>24351971 If the fox is going to rape you, you might as well grab them first before they grab you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:02:08 2020 No.24352202 >>24352184 I'm guessing the drawing is intended to be up to you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:04:25 2020 No.24352234 >>24352184 It's a homing beacon for you, so she can teleport to your lap at any time. Might want to take it off when you go to the toilet, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:12:15 2020 No.24352346 File: 484 KB, 707x1000, __original_drawn_by_dakku_ogitsune__6ebd106069d5a206511bdebf078e9859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:14:08 2020 No.24352365

>>24352007
And that's the fun part! The Cheshire maids compete with one-another to see who gets to telefuck master first. They act like unusually well-behaved servants until master can't take it anymore and throws his guard off. It's on-demand sex to an absurdly high degree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:19:49 2020 No.24352454 File: 173 KB, 960x1280, 1590827756.teckwolf_bunyip_mge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:20:06 2020 No.24352464 >>24349337 close enough for me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:22:26 2020 No.24352506 >>24352184 It’s to hold your necks together in a really long kiss.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:33:01 2020 No.24352718 https://files.catbox.moe/u9vky3.jpg Does your wife prefer a shower or a bath?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:34:35 2020 No.24352743 When I say rapist monster which monster pops into your head?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:35:06 2020 No.24352761 >>24352718 Onsen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:35:25 2020 No.24352764 >>24352718 Bath in milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:35:27 2020 No.24352765 >>24352743 manticore

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:35:58 2020 No.24352774 >>24352718 my wight loves cum-baths my raiju loves toaster-in-bath baths my titania loves oil baths everyone altogether likes showers especially when they share with each other and with me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:37:39 2020 No.24352806 https://pastebin.com/nCgVFvw8 First time writer, feedback appreciated

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:37:39 2020 No.24352807 >>24352743 NigDog

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:37:46 2020 No.24352813 >>24352743 goblins and orcs probably because I read goblin rape doujins out of curiosity and wanted to see all the pretty anime girls get raped. it starts sickening me later on for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:37:49 2020 No.24352815 >>24351572 crippling depression

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:37:58 2020 No.24352816 >>24352743 the vile and horrible yeti

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:39:16 2020 No.24352837 >>24352718 A salamander bathing under a waterfall is such a classic scene, even though there hasn't been any art of it yet so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:39:20 2020 No.24352840 >>24352718 She's a bird, so baths.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:41:34 2020 No.24352876 >>24352718 her ass is so fat what the hell

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:42:10 2020 No.24352885 >>24351572 my giant virgin cock

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:44:31 2020 No.24352926 >>24352718 She takes showers, same as me. Quick and efficient. Of course, if I start getting super lazy, she'll forcibly throw me in a bath and start complaining about how I need to take better care of myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:45:33 2020 No.24352944 >>24352837 Didn't Moose get art way back when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:46:33 2020 No.24352956 >>24352876 Isn't it great?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:46:37 2020 No.24352960 >>24352806 >Start with a character waking up Dropped

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:46:39 2020 No.24352962 File: 2.02 MB, 1480x2800, 75607728_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24352718 I guess you could technically call it a bath.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:50:08 2020 No.24353025 File: 658 KB, 733x1024, ezgif-6-86c399777340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24352876 We can go fatter.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:50:50 2020 No.24353039 Time to make a trip to the Breast Milk Shop and buy my really expensive, really exclusive preorder of the 12-bottle case of Premium Grade Lilem Breast Milk™ from their and chug a bottle down at my small three-room apartment with my nine wives

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:51:01 2020 No.24353044 >>24353025 You ever wonder why there are so many horsefuckers IRL? Dat ass

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:51:42 2020 No.24353049

>>24352960
Just for that, I'm going to make a greentext as well.

>wake up
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only
King Bowser Koopa
I'm a turtle as you've seen
A little slow and a little green
But on the whole I'd say
Super duper
Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened
If you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened
So let's just say
Ignorance is bliss
Oh, well, I hate to be a bummer
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers
You know those brothers
Oh, what's their names?
Oh yes, Mario and Luigi
Just the sound of them makes me queasy
I'd like to take that monkey wrench
I'd play my own game
Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided
I've never been fond of bookworms
But then again this one does make good Mario bait
I can't wait
Ignorance is bliss!
With my magic book
I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power
Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel
My only problem with these spells
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed
And all I want are those plumbing fools
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
I'll say it again
Ignorance is bliss
Haven't you heard? A picture's worth a thousand words
You call yourself a princess but you're a brainiac in a dress
I can't believe you waste time with these books
You remind me of my kid sister
She read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean big, on her brain, what a snook!
(I'd like to get my hands on...)
(Just one time with a monkey wrench...)
(I'd fix their plumbing...)
Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened
(You're so misguided)
'Cause if you knew just why you're here
Your fear would just be heightened
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever
(Pictures say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup
A picture tells it better
For the last time -
On second thought, I think I've made my point

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:51:47 2020 No.24353051 File: 345 KB, 500x750, 1545048328005.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24352743 'core for sure

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:52:30 2020 No.24353066 >>24352718 She just rolls around in the fucking snow like we dont have a big ass bath. I think she just hates water which is pretty funny because thats what snow is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:53:37 2020 No.24353080 File: 604 KB, 850x2402, index-min.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24352743

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:54:21 2020 No.24353092 >>24353066 I might have the wrong species, but please keep in mind that snow baths are an important part of Wendigo tradition.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:54:54 2020 No.24353103 File: 581 KB, 1584x1145, __beelzebub_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_barbariank__384977b00ff77ff204f83827219695d6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24352718 None

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:56:51 2020 No.24353134 >>24353066 How does she feel about sauna?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:58:24 2020 No.24353162 >>24351187 Im the happiest man on earth. :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 17:59:11 2020 No.24353170 File: 2.02 MB, 2288x3844, Beelzebub_mge_20_by_uradori_dd3sy2d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24353103 But then she can't sing in the shower.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:03:20 2020 No.24353216

>>24353092
Spot on anon. And trust me I understand why she takes her snow baths its just very confusing seeing a Big Wendi afraid of water.
>>24353134
She enjoy a good sit in the sauna, unfortunately she hates having to wear those damn towels for too long. She really enjoys diving into the snow after a long sit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:04:56 2020 No.24353238 >>24353103 i hope she's got more of that sandwich because i'm hungry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:09:44 2020 No.24353289 Why are elves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:11:21 2020 No.24353301 >>24353103 Tongue baths for hubby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:12:26 2020 No.24353312 >>24353289 What?

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:14:09 2020 No.24353331

>>24352806
I think it's decent. It has at least made me think about something: Would a hostile take-over really work? I would assume monsters would try to win through diplomacy or subversion rather than risk casualties.
China would also be an issue since they're full of cruel and soulless bugmen. Most Americans are too proud to let their country fall without a fight, and some would use the invasion as an excuse to use their firearms. Not sure about Western Europe and Canada, though they will experience hilarious internal conflict along with Deep Blue American states. Eastern Europe would peacefully accept them, as well as Korea and Japan for Zipangu and Mist Continent monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:16:19 2020 No.24353360 >>24352806 It's not bad for a starter work, well done that said, if he doesn't end up with the cupid i'm gonna call the whole thing worthless garbage

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:17:50 2020 No.24353381 >>24353289 Because they are cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:18:34 2020 No.24353395 >>24353331 Glad I skipped reading it. >>24352806 Nice redtext dialogue

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:18:50 2020 No.24353399 File: 542 KB, 1280x1520, young_eloise__the_forgotten_soul__by_corivas_dcx1f3d-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Paladin-chan seconds after eating a cursed carrot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:20:01 2020 No.24353415 >>24353103 No way someone would like a stinky fly like her

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:20:08 2020 No.24353417
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This lady keeps offering me some weird beverage and is getting more insistent by the day
I'm gonna have to make a run for it next time I leave for work and start getting harassed again, am sure I can outrun it at least

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:20:44 2020 No.24353425 >>24353399 Now she is a holy battle steed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:21:36 2020 No.24353431 >>24353417 Put a shit-ton of ice-cubes it it, then make up some bullshit excuse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:23:25 2020 No.24353452 >>24353399 When she goes back to town all the kids will want to take rides on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:23:38 2020 No.24353458 >>24353399 >Paladin-chan keeps accidentally getting cursed items due to her E rank luck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:24:14 2020 No.24353462 >>24353417 Ask her what the ingredients are because you don't want to risk allergic reaction.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:26:07 2020 No.24353488 File: 257 KB, 1200x1600, 79367525_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24353425

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:28:46 2020 No.24353513 >>24353458 >Everytime she gets used to her new form she magically turns back to human

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:28:56 2020 No.24353514 >>24353488 Noble, honorable ladies are great. Especially if they got big boobers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:31:30 2020 No.24353536 >>24353513 >She's being messed with by a Lilim who's really bored.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:43:34 2020 No.24353665 learning is fun

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:45:00 2020 No.24353683 >>24353665 t. haku

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:46:00 2020 No.24353698 File: 846 KB, 1122x849, 1484753493948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24353665

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:46:32 2020 No.24353706 >>24353513 Clearly if she can go back from monster to human she isn't actually a human is she some kind of advanced doppleganger in denial

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:47:07 2020 No.24353715 >>24353665 >>24353698 >letting your kids get brainwashed by the eternal moo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:51:07 2020 No.24353771 >>24353665 The only lesson I need fro miss haku is what the meaning of love is. So I can do that to my wife.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:51:08 2020 No.24353770

>>24353513
>Paladin chan just got done changing her base to be horse accessable
>Took her a few weeks but now that she's been a horse for so long it comes naturally
>Suddenly a glowing light
>Back to normal but now she needs spend even more time fixing her home
Though I'm sure fixing her home will be easier than the time she was an arachne and had all those webs to remove afterwards or when she was a Kiki and had to remove the maid cafe addition

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:54:08 2020 No.24353803
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>shoggoth taught elder god hustory course
>alright everyone turn to page 3͚͕͈6̥͙̯̠̱̬͎̺̠̉ͪ̀͛̐̊̈̚͟͡1̥̖̮͎̩͕̟͕̗̖̹̒̀̒̂̉̐̂͗ͨͦͣ̚͟ and start reading the entry on É̞̼͇̤̤̼̭̗̏ͯͯͤ͆͆̀̽͢͜͡ ̛ͤ̾̑͌́ͩ͋͢S C̸̩̥̪̩̘̟̠͍̜͈̬͍̟̙ͬ́̾̏ͤ̓͊͒̇͌͂̾ͤ̀̚͢ ͝͏͢A̧͔̦̮͕̝̱͉̟͖̙̝̦͔ ̦̯̤̍͆́̚͞Ṕ̭͈̼̪ ̷̴͔̥E͊ͬ͒ͬ̃ͪ́͊ͩͨͪ

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:56:51 2020 No.24353825 >>24353803 Why does my book have irrational page numbers how do turn to page Pi?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:57:01 2020 No.24353828 File: 91 KB, 920x800, D_Ko6Q2W4AEGKUw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24353683 What?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:59:00 2020 No.24353849 File: 1.72 MB, 806x720, -Uu1KzHhUnT3OH1f.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24353803 Thank you shog-sensei.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 18:59:12 2020 No.24353857 File: 771 KB, 850x1416, Keine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24353698

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:03:23 2020 No.24353903 >>24353698 Is it wrong to use condoms when you fuck your daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:03:27 2020 No.24353905 File: 451 KB, 823x1070, 1582586571290.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shog will force mastah to relax

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:04:49 2020 No.24353913 >>24353825 Easy, fold page 1 into a circle and read it from the top, the different perspective reveals a whole new page

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:05:32 2020 No.24353927 File: 2.51 MB, 1736x2456, 79557842_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:07:03 2020 No.24353939 >>24353927 Why aren't the arms on her arms

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:07:46 2020 No.24353945 >>24353939 Says the one with his head between his legs

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:07:47 2020 No.24353946 >>24349793 all of them show up at my door at the same time responding to my "looking 4 maid" advert

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:08:04 2020 No.24353953 >>24353905 but ejaculating helps me relax. don't tell me, shog will actually...well...you know...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:10:09 2020 No.24353965 >>24353953 >Time for your "trapped inside shog" sunday!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:13:04 2020 No.24353998 >>24351010 Not that I know of, but I want one

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:15:00 2020 No.24354025 If storks deliver babies who delivers storkgirl babies

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:16:17 2020 No.24354038 File: 867 KB, 1175x1478, 1563592340239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:17:12 2020 No.24354051 >>24354025 Cabbage girls take care of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:18:15 2020 No.24354060 >>24354038 It's good to be King with all these cute servants >leader of your harem/servants is a thicc motherly khepri

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:18:32 2020 No.24354064 >>24353857 Big 2hus are love

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:19:12 2020 No.24354078 In case anyone doesn't know, on Pixiv for Koikatsu characters the same guy who gave us Bapho-sama made a Momonika and Greilia card. And remade Bapho-sama too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:19:20 2020 No.24354082 File: 282 KB, 792x1080, 1588663913943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24354064 Very

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:22:36 2020 No.24354108 >>24354025 What kind of idiot besides like an Alice thinks babies from from the stork and not from sex

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:24:52 2020 No.24354124 >>24351794 >about to watch some porn >look around to make sure nobody is here >see your onee-san hiding behind the doorway, her breasts giving her away >decide against it for now

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:26:31 2020 No.24354143 >>24354124 It's wrong to be pent up around an onee-san

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:28:11 2020 No.24354159 >>24352743 Kikimora, I’m not sure why

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:28:31 2020 No.24354163 >>24353965 Sunday never ends inside a Shoggoth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:30:45 2020 No.24354185 >>24352743 fleece johnson

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:31:41 2020 No.24354189

>Sadsack thinks he's so pathetic that no monster would want him
>After all, everyone else has a monster waifu but he doesn't
>He doesn't realise that Five monsters want him, but they end up sabotaging each others attempts to get close to him so he doesn't even know they exist

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:33:42 2020 No.24354202 Would a Shog and Kiki put aside their differences to clean their master's home after their fight to decide who gets to clean his underwear turned messy spirals out of control and turned the house upside down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:34:14 2020 No.24354206 File: 886 KB, 3605x2911, 1572012028932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24354185 She likes you, and she wants you She can do the easy way, or the hard way The choice is yours

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:40:37 2020 No.24354262 >>24354189 It's even fiercer if they find out how he feels about himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:40:56 2020 No.24354267 What are some anime it is considered a crime to make Eros girls watch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:44:00 2020 No.24354298 >>24354267 Most of them are any sort of NTR from some perspective >Childhood friend loses >MILF’s son gets a gf >Teacher’s student gets a gf >Best friend loses

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:45:29 2020 No.24354319 File: 21 KB, 629x471, 1592780401176.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:45:41 2020 No.24354321 >>24354298 >MILF’s son gets a gf >not having a dad on Father’s Day

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:46:20 2020 No.24354327 >>24354321 >Anon forgets of adopted ones

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:47:51 2020 No.24354342 >>24352718 she is always taking a bath

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:49:21 2020 No.24354354 is it too late to get adopted by a loli momster?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:50:14 2020 No.24354363 >>24354354 You can always adopt a CC daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 19:51:04 2020 No.24354369 >>24354354 grown men were meant to be pampered by lolibabas

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:01:13 2020 No.24354456 >>24353360 Unless he makes 4 endings (One for each, and a Harem route ofc)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:12:30 2020 No.24354546 >>24354327 Who?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:14:17 2020 No.24354564 File: 115 KB, 564x906, owl mage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24354546 >Who

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:14:27 2020 No.24354566 >>24353803 >Miss that page isn’t in my book

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:16:21 2020 No.24354589 what if mge anime but they only did the OP?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:19:38 2020 No.24354630 >>24353803 >elder god history I’d love to take monster specific courses like; >demon realm botany >the art of the broom >the political history of Lecastie

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:22:45 2020 No.24354655 >>24354206 What if Im a scrub with just enough skill to play her game on normal mode? What is hellhound rape like on higher difficulties?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:23:19 2020 No.24354658 I blame a corpse bride for my undead fetish, and I don't regret it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:24:17 2020 No.24354666 >>24354124 Thats when you turn up the volume, start jerkin, and moan out her name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:25:41 2020 No.24354683 >>24354630 >Political history of lescatie >"Shit was bad, and then it was good." -Literally every party whenever the opposition gets voted out of office.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:26:50 2020 No.24354695 >>24354564 Adopted Owl sisters are for ignoring as you search the woods for kangaroos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:28:26 2020 No.24354708 File: 1.07 MB, 1720x2428, jeVYlpz-min.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24354658

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:30:28 2020 No.24354721 >>24354666 You're gonna end up face first in her cleavage while she heart pupils before you can even blink.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:38:25 2020 No.24354792 imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:41:38 2020 No.24354821 >>24354792 of stuffy, unshaven hellhound pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:42:57 2020 No.24354837 File: 3.86 MB, 2608x3300, 1592785499775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] reminder that you have to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:44:54 2020 No.24354857 >>24354837 that why you carry a jetpack

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:45:23 2020 No.24354861 >Kikimora having an existential crisis because she wants to be a mother but is a massive anal addict

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:46:46 2020 No.24354872 >>24354861 Just get her butt pregnant, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:47:24 2020 No.24354878 >>24354354 It's never too late to get adopted by a momster. In fact you don't even need to your original parents to not b around anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:48:09 2020 No.24354884 >>24354837 are we going to the beach cause I wanna go to the beach

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 20:50:22 2020 No.24354904 >>24354837 I wouldn't mind getting attacked by monster every once in a while

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:04:36 2020 No.24355036 >>24354837 >goblins No I don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:06:22 2020 No.24355055 what monster would Min Min be

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:07:24 2020 No.24355068 >>24355036 Yeah...ya kinda have to, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:07:25 2020 No.24355069 >>24355055 Min Min is already one also most people don’t know who you talking about without an image, fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:08:31 2020 No.24355081 >>24355068 I could take 3 goblins. They'd need at least 5 or a hobgoblin to force me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:10:41 2020 No.24355105 File: 46 KB, 500x495, 1591348844696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this good wurm bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:16:32 2020 No.24355166 >>24355055 Harpy. >>24355069 She just needs to S IN G THE SO N G

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:18:46 2020 No.24355188 >>24355105 why pizza fly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:20:09 2020 No.24355200 >>24355068 I'm not the Goblin Layer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:24:13 2020 No.24355246 Would monstergirls still love you even if you didn't actually exist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:26:39 2020 No.24355273 >>24355188 wurm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:27:14 2020 No.24355283 >>24355246 >Neet MGs posting about their husbandos

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:28:37 2020 No.24355301 >>24355283 lol nerds

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:28:51 2020 No.24355304

>>24355246
I mean, they don't exist and you love them still, right? should be about the same thing
Who knows, we could just be part of a magic dream world imagined up by some magic mamono the same way we produce anime with schoolgirls and catgirls
Not sure why someone would imagine me eating olives 3 AM in the middle of the night in a sweaty pajamas, but you never know

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:46:57 2020 No.24355516
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Bapho-chan:
>Likes heatpats
>Likes upsies
>Likes magic
>Likes penis
>Likes smooching
>Loves pedophiles
>Dislikes clothes
>Dislikes high shelves
>Dislikes mature women
>Dislikes FBI
>Hates tits

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:49:22 2020 No.24355542 >>24355516 i like headpats too...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:49:58 2020 No.24355549 >>24355542 Do you like penis as well?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:50:04 2020 No.24355551 >>24355516 How does she feel about headpats and chin tickling

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:51:18 2020 No.24355567 >>24355516 My bapho loves your last one! Only difference.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:52:08 2020 No.24355579 >>24355549 no but i like touching my penis

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:52:36 2020 No.24355584 >>24355516 >>Dislikes mature women Well then I dislike Bapho-Chan! No one can ever make me not love my Arachne momster!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:54:36 2020 No.24355610 File: 1.15 MB, 1223x1722, 82251157_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24354792

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 21:56:09 2020 No.24355627 File: 466 KB, 916x1556, 82489330_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:00:23 2020 No.24355672 >>24355610 imagine it's a badger and not a smelly skunk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:00:41 2020 No.24355674 >>24354792 Do undead girls smell bad?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:02:47 2020 No.24355689 >>24355674 they smell neutral or maybe earthy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:09:27 2020 No.24355751 File: 475 KB, 1080x1079, 81485357_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24355672 Actually, it's a boat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:09:36 2020 No.24355754 >>24355627 Lmao look at the hornlet with only 1 horn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:10:56 2020 No.24355767 File: 1.00 MB, 2560x1440, 82441780_p0-min.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:12:33 2020 No.24355780 >>24355767 C

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:13:02 2020 No.24355784 >>24355767 This is not my beautiful house This is not my beautiful wife

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:13:54 2020 No.24355790 File: 84 KB, 540x436, DdwJ-7TUwAEsci0.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24355767

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:14:18 2020 No.24355792 >>24355767 Got the bapho-chan card but where do the other two come from?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:14:26 2020 No.24355793 >>24355751 Looks like a smelly skunk

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:15:23 2020 No.24355799 >>24355792 Never mind I'm an idiot, found them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:15:56 2020 No.24355804 File: 237 KB, 1383x1078, EJgmIlTUcAAWVZe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24355780 It happened in the sea! C for Cheshire!

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:16:32 2020 No.24355813

>>24355767
First, how did they rope Greilia into this.

And second, maybe it's just because I'm posting in the middle of eating, but I am practically salivating looking at the Bapho tummy.

I mean just look at it! Those panties do nothing! I can see everything!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:20:49 2020 No.24355848 >>24355804 Wonderland is a great vacation spot but the undead kingdom is better. The beaches are to die for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:22:05 2020 No.24355854 >>24355848 Hard to beat jubjubs splashing around in water.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:24:02 2020 No.24355866 >>24355767 Dibs on the one in the middle!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:24:37 2020 No.24355871 >>24355854 Yup. Multi-colored tittybirbs messing around in the water in too skimpy outfits. Lots of good plumage to sneak peaks of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:26:29 2020 No.24355884 >>24355871 Wonderland beaches are probably all nude beaches.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:28:31 2020 No.24355897 >>24355884 Actually, they have a strict one-piece dress code that is strictly enforced. Because that SUBVERTS YOUR EXPECTATIONS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:29:58 2020 No.24355906 >>24355884 Theres two. Nude for those who don't want to beat around the bush. Skimpy for those who feel that near nudity is more lewd than true nudity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:33:16 2020 No.24355919 >>24355897 >>24355906 I mean just because its nude allowed doesnt mean your not allowed to wear bathing suits. I figure every beach would have nude and skimpy mixed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:34:42 2020 No.24355930 >>24355919 You say that but this is wonderland. You may find a trumpart informing you that you need to strip to access one of the beaches.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:36:16 2020 No.24355944 >>24355751 i like boats

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:37:18 2020 No.24355951 >>24355767 i wanna grope grelia's mound of venus

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:39:39 2020 No.24355970 >>24355672 I'm imagining an overly romantic but stinky pepe le pew skunk girl that constantly radiates potent erotic pheromones

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:42:18 2020 No.24356010 File: 3.95 MB, 2333x4093, cuteangrywife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24347761 Lich wife's family is most likely long gone! That's why she want's kids so bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:44:02 2020 No.24356030 File: 541 KB, 1024x1024, 1499134211821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24352816 No one can hear you scream for help in the mountains

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:46:15 2020 No.24356052 >>24331853 >I knew I was fucked, as I didn't have my bear spray what kinda pussy ass motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:48:54 2020 No.24356082 i'm half way done with runya porn collection

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:49:44 2020 No.24356096

>>24347761
My queen's father was Pharaoh! Unfortunately his body didn't survive the test of time. Though if he did, I don't know if he would have survived the Demon Lord's influence with his manhood intact. My wife would be quite perplexed on how to address him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:51:08 2020 No.24356114 >>24356052 Smart people wear sunscreen when they go for a swim. Skin cancer aint no joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:51:26 2020 No.24356118 File: 796 KB, 1100x1283, 81982809_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:52:53 2020 No.24356138 >>24355970 >I'm imagining an overly romantic pepe le pew skunk girl that constantly radiates potent erotic pheromones FTFY

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:53:32 2020 No.24356146 >>24356030 Excuse me maam but it appears your spine is a few too many inches to the left.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:53:54 2020 No.24356149 >>24356030 There’s a decapitated head in that snowman isn’t there?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:54:04 2020 No.24356154 Vampire more like DUMPIRE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:56:11 2020 No.24356185 >>24356082 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 22:57:48 2020 No.24356205 File: 950 KB, 340x340, 79585958-SmolAsacoco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:01:55 2020 No.24356275 >>24356185 Based on what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:02:50 2020 No.24356288 >>24353698 I don't get it, can she demonstrate?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:02:52 2020 No.24356289 >>24356275 based on lewd and perverted little girls!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:03:08 2020 No.24356295 >>24355105 >>24356118 Evolution at work

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:05:09 2020 No.24356325 >>24351888 The insane appreciate having a straight man around for their antics.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:08:15 2020 No.24356368 >>24355767 What do they each taste like?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:11:23 2020 No.24356418 File: 506 KB, 1259x1156, bfbe724551d583107961ce8994c859f290711d32d2ae4f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:13:26 2020 No.24356441 >>24356149 Nonsense, it couldn't be the last man she kidnapped and who refused cuddlerape, that would make her a mean person!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:13:53 2020 No.24356448 >>24356368 momo taste like fruit loops, bapho taste like cheese pizza, and greila taste like salt and iron

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:14:17 2020 No.24356457 File: 635 KB, 1200x675, 1591714694743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marry foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:15:20 2020 No.24356470 >>24356457 I will marry the girls that love me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:16:37 2020 No.24356490 File: 67 KB, 512x501, 1526782578541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24356457 >He thinks the mofu has power over me

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:16:49 2020 No.24356493 >>24356448 I mean their skin. And what do they smell like? How does the different fluff feel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:17:14 2020 No.24356501 File: 729 KB, 1796x3260, Thinking of you.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24356470

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:19:23 2020 No.24356527 >>24356501 This makes me want to walk in on a shortstack fox wife hugging her mofu and talking about how 'Oh you're so lewd hubby! Yes, we can still do it while I have kits!'

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:20:38 2020 No.24356543 >>24356457 I will marry the Suppatenko,

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:23:42 2020 No.24356568

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, make sure you don't get injured, even if its fairly minor aches.
The wives get worried and a dragon that hears how lunges hurt your knees will get quite mad that her favorite treasure is hurting itself.

Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:28:50 2020 No.24356615

>>24356527
>she still hasn't noticed you
>"Are you sure? You'll be carry a lot of kits after I'd done with you."
>"Even if I'm bursting with babies, I'll still take everything you've go-"
>her ears prick up
>slowly turns around, face flushed
>smug anon.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:30:02 2020 No.24356633 >>24356615 This is where it goes from her nuzzling her tail to hiding her face in it....followed later by passionate breeding.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:34:10 2020 No.24356681 >>24356457 I will marry foxes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:35:08 2020 No.24356688 File: 80 KB, 1133x241, Tail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24356490

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:43:44 2020 No.24356782 File: 2.87 MB, 1748x2566, __kaban_and_grey_wolf_kemono_friends_drawn_by_oops__1029c73f1b37bd696d723d4a44aeff92.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm more of a dog person.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:54:36 2020 No.24356904 Which bapho's could you trust to be around human kids and not have to worry about them doing anything with them?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:57:39 2020 No.24356941 >>24356904 Grelia, Shirokuto.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:58:33 2020 No.24356951 >>24356782 That’s a wolf, can’t you read?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 21 23:59:23 2020 No.24356962 >>24356782 Dogs are just a millennia-long mindbreak

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:02:37 2020 No.24356993

>>24356904
All of them except Kuro.
>Momo might teach them weird games, but that's it
>Shiro will spoil them like grandchildren
>Marune...what harm could she do?
>Roppu will act like a big puppy
>Greilia will probably shy away and try to get back to work
>Runya will try to read to them, but probably fall asleep
>Bapho-chan will start bossing them around, but generally acting like a big kid ordering around little kids on the playground.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:10:11 2020 No.24357103 File: 737 KB, 666x1840, DOMESTICATED.com.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24356951 >>24356962 How is it mindbreak? The wolves came in on their own volition. How would a mindbreak hentai scenario like that even play out?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:15:32 2020 No.24357181 >>24357103 If a familiar gave me food, pet my head, said nice things to me and offered me shelter I wouldn't need my former life. So maybe something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:44:36 2020 No.24357468 File: 678 KB, 1386x1359, Funny54.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Help I'm being groped by multiarmed girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:53:26 2020 No.24357559 >>24357468 The dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:58:18 2020 No.24357606 File: 505 KB, 1956x1880, 1581898919372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG TAILS VOLUME 4 WHEN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 00:59:08 2020 No.24357611 >>24357103 Wasn’t there a version of this with some /pol/ jewish symbolism

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:00:10 2020 No.24357624 >>24357606 Why did her hair go white?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:00:56 2020 No.24357636 >>24357606 Source?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:01:03 2020 No.24357638 >>24357624 I'd love to tell you but volume 4 hasn't been made yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:02:20 2020 No.24357653 >>24357624 she turned 26

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:04:09 2020 No.24357673 >>24357606 So, how does she use the toilet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:04:14 2020 No.24357677 >>24357624 I'd love to tell you but as of that picture, Volume 4 has not been made yet. 予定 means plan

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:05:05 2020 No.24357683
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>>24356993
>>Bapho-chan will start bossing them around, but generally acting like a big kid ordering around little kids on the playground.
And this is one of many reasons why Bapho-chan is best

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:05:15 2020 No.24357685 >>24357673 Sideways

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:06:47 2020 No.24357702 >>24357685 First thought was a public bathroom with a gloryhole where she can but her tail, why? Who knows

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:08:37 2020 No.24357719 >>24357702 There are quite a few anons in this thread who want a big meaty tail rather than a fluffy one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:09:45 2020 No.24357731 >>24357719 Want both. Good thing my waifu has those tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:17:04 2020 No.24357803 >>24357673 like astronauts

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:19:24 2020 No.24357839 File: 967 KB, 4096x2897, EatwjKfUMAEfn7S.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>24357719 Tail-lock is sublime

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:50:19 2020 No.24358129 >>24357653 Where’s her walker then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 01:53:40 2020 No.24358156 >>24355627 >Yo. Anonyama. You shouldn't be walking home by yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:22:02 2020 No.24358370 >>24358156 there is nothing wrong with walking home alone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:23:49 2020 No.24358383 >>24357719 That's why harems are great. Why have one when you can have both?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:23:54 2020 No.24358384 >>24358370 But it's dangerous, delinquents from a rival school might attack you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:27:42 2020 No.24358403 >>24357839 Does sex count as SFW if no genitals are showing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:28:48 2020 No.24358404 >>24358384 why would the rival school attack me and not her?

Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:47:49 2020 No.24358497
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What are raccoon dogs supposed to be? They are not raccoons.
What does Raph have to do with tanukis? Tanukis disguise themselves and deal with goods. I'm not sure if they're fighters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:49:19 2020 No.24358501 File: 1.14 MB, 1000x1415, 78745038_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is how you treat meaty tails >>24356457 only if there is a lack of meaty tails around

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 02:51:31 2020 No.24358519 >>24357839 that's really fucking hot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:04:36 2020 No.24358592 >you never really thought about it until your first year of high school, but you've had the same monster teacher every year since elementary school

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:36:18 2020 No.24358791 >>24358592 Better watch out if it's a Valkyrie, she already owns you then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:38:07 2020 No.24358803 File: 636 KB, 777x1100, f950793685627501996b4883b03f69f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >For tonight experiment we will see how long it takes for the potion I snuck into anons food to take effect and he tries to rape me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 03:47:11 2020 No.24358866 >>24355200 >I'm not the Goblin Layer, I'm the Goblin Layer's son. I'm only laying goblins 'till the Goblin Layer comes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 22 04:18:31 2020 No.24359086 >>24358519 Pronebone-ing a mamono, but she is in complete control is really hot

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