Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

And yet the tea still ends up in the cup! Shoggoths know so many tricks!

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[Anonymous No.]

I love Monster Girls!

Monster Girls love you!

[Anonymous No.]

Test

[Anonymous No.]

First for Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520
>And yet the tea still ends up in the cup!

[Anonymous No.]

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107553
I think that's coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107557
Tempting. What are the benefits?

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters would the underground student council be?

[Anonymous No.]

I love my waifus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107484
How many wives you on anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107484
Better go home son and make up your mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107484
Establish how much time of your day you should spend on each wife. The more wives you have, the less private time with you they will get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107557
Sorry but I'm already devoting myself to the high priestess of Bastet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520
How would a Wendigo maid work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107650
>>24107670
I'm on three and I'd like to stop before it's too late.

>>24107697
The problem is that they're all haughty/ojou girls and I don't think they would be okay with having just one day for each. That they're not exactly submissive girls doesn't help either.

[Anonymous No.]

>Smug in progress...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107577
A comfy life in a desert oasis.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough of the games! No more headpats! No more blowing into the ears!
Tonight you get F U C K E D

[Anonymous No.]

cats are really good at sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107769
Implying there isn’t fucking involved with the other teases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107751
Can you try narrowing it down?

Or are they all full-fledged waifus with well-developed personalities?

[Anonymous No.]

I got a sketch back for a new comm.

It's been awhile since I commissioned someone that wasn't like, the handful of people I normally commission.
They've been nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107796
They are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107751
Horcfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107797
Very nice. I'm not usually a tits guy, but the open-button shirt boob-window is...well, it's like cheating or something. How can anyone resist that sorta thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107751
>I'm on three and I'd like to stop before it's too late.
Even though I'm a haremfag I can't really give the best advice here but my biggest piece of advice is to do what makes you happy. It might require some soul searching but the main thing at the end of the day is if it feels right to you. BSF right?

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107797
Looks like it came out well, the midriff combined with the little reveal she's doing is really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107826
>>24107834
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107577
>Stable employment
>Room and board.
>Cute outfits
>A fulfilling and fun lifestyle.
>Submitting to the Sun Made Flesh as she partakes in your body.
>A gorgeous city to explore with many things to see and do.

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>>24107520
Have Gremlins gone too far or not far enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107557
>>24107757
If I'm an archaeologist and I unintentionally wake up one I should run, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107851
>Stable employment
>Room and board.
>Cute outfits
Just to be sure, how's the pay? Bit of a historical hold-up in that regard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107865
You can't run Anon. You know what they say about desert girls.

You wake one, you wake them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107857
what a convenient maid I wanna be coiled by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107871
Enough for some luxuries. If you want more, there are some extra duties you can take on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107849
We have a fourth(?) haremfag then, the numbers are growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107865
You have to deal with the Pharaoh's millennias worth of pent up lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107857
Yeah, this hits quite a few fetishes of mine
>Multi-limb
>Maid
>Teeth
>Monstrous

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107857
Well, if she has the seal of approval, she's completely safe. Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107876
>>24107896
But I just want to study ruins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107882
>Coiled by her
>Feeling all those tools and appendages rubbing against your body
A unique massage that brings torturous pleasure.
Just as the designers intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107719
Dutifully

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107704
>when Bastet gets into Hathor's stash

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107951
Living history is right in front of you. Think of the papers you could write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107986
that's a bit grotesque.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107857
Anyone have the collection of humans in cybernetic suits and augmentations to be like different monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107951
You could just ask her what everything means. Just make sure she’s telling the truth and not lying to make herself appear more grand

[Anonymous No.]

Desert kingdoms sure are popular huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108000
No different than your average cowgirl honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

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>>24108022
This is the artist.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/418324

[Anonymous No.]

>inhales deeply
TEKELI LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108262
Dumb slaveblobs don't even know what that means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

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[Anonymous No.]

>>24108262
SHOG IS THE ONE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108367
I'd li her tekeli if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108355
I love monster girls that speak in vodka runes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108278
Isn’t that just the abyssal equivalent of a black person who doesn’t understand English shouting “FASTER NIGGER“

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108435
Not necessarily that meaning but yeah, they just say it because their old masters did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108262
I love my young maid of unknown age but she's always young

[Anonymous No.]

is this heaven
or is this hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108402
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108468
I don't know if there's a good indicator for a slimes age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108483
How jaded the cores expression is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108487
It just keeps making that stupid face though

[Anonymous No.]

slime foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108500
Watch very carefully. If the smile is smug, you might be dealing with an ara ara slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108487
What if you reach in and tickle a slimes jaded core?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108624
Slimeagao. Core touching is basically sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108520
A comfy life ranching Slimes and collecting rare and dangerous ones would be nice. Including hybrids like Fox Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108634
I just want to make sad slime smile. Monstergirl smiles are miracles of the universe, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108740
I can't think of any reasons a Slime might be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108520
Combining the race that becomes incredibly dangerous proportional to intelligence, with the race known for their malicious intellect and untrustworthy ways? You fool, you've doomed us all! She'll hunt us down and drain us to the last!

Hide and she'll sniff out your scent. Lock your doors and she'll slip right under it. Try and fight and she'll just pounce on you, trapping you beneath her slimey mass as she locks you in a deep kiss and thoroughly rapes your throat with her gooey tongue.

Then she'll rape the rest of you. Sticky, gooey, squelching rape. The stains on your clothes and floors will never come out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108847
That sounds traumatising! If Slime Foxes are bad, I hope we never run into any Slime Dragons haha...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108826
Maybe a very old slime. She just got stuck down a well for a few hundred years and Kobold Lassie was booked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108476
This is a hotel. Please sign the guestbook so I can direct you to your room.

[Anonymous No.]

You know how you’re supposed to play a song outside a girl’s window to confess your love? I’m going to play this outside an Automaton factory. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nu42oqeA69c

[Anonymous No.]

This is what I imagine a demon's dungeon would look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109004
why does the guestbook look like a contract

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108476
It's on and on and on

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108906
Indeed.

Thinking on it now, the true critical point, where a slime colony or kingdom becomes a significant threat, is not when they develop a complex society, but when they go back and improve the complexity of their individual members. That is, when they begin to emulate other kinds monstergirls, but with the added nigh-sadistic capabilities of slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109048
I wish I had a monster to choke me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109049
It’s California, everything looks like a contract. Just know you can check out at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109115
She's not getting choked out! She is getting headpats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109049
>demon girls hiding their contract by any means

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108847
>the race known for their malicious intellect and untrustworthy ways
Anon that's racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109107
I want seed her older sister lilim with my cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109107

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109182
animate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109048
I want this. I want to be overstimulated like this.

And my waifu knows it, and would eagerly fulfill this desire, and tease me over it without mercy.

And I'm perfectly okay with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108906

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109168
All
Criminals
Are
Foxes

[Anonymous No.]

Pulling a fresh blanket out of the dryer and wrapping yourself in it is the best feeling ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108052
how do they treat the male slaves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108262
yo mama's a tekeli li li ya loser haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109175
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109261

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>>24108098
I used to not like big ole balongaloos, flat is justice after all. But then I realized that they can be used to smother you just like facesitting.

[Anonymous No.]

So, waifufags...

Does your waifu ever go overboard and milk you dry? I hear it's pretty common with monstergirls. Also what's the aftercare like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108367
If Shogs can make anything with their bodies, could they make alcohol? With their bodily fluids maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108483
Viscosity of the core maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109596
>what’s the aftercare
More sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109623
That's impossible. You've run completely dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109596
Of course! My queen is especially ravenous when I'm feeling a bit mischievous and interrupt her daily routines with a playful squeeze. If I time it right she'll turn around and glare at me before excusing herself. Next thing I know I'm cursed and wrapped like a mummy while she milks me dry! Afterwards she's very clingy and takes good care of me, wiping me clean and then cuddling close with hugs and little kisses, her fluffy tail wagging with worry that she went too far. She'll take me to bed and stay like that until morning or I've recovered enough to ask for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109596
>aftercare
facesitting until I pass out

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109340
Will the rest of this set ever be posted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109596
Cuddles of course. Along with making sure I drink lots of fluids.

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>>24109681
That sounds wonderful, and it's good to hear at least one of the Anubisfags makes use of all her abilities

>>24109596
Milking me is a fairly common practice for her, not only for her nutrition and occasional business/research, but also to keep my lust in check.

Sometimes she gets carried away, utterly bewitced by my expression and moaning as I convulse in lust. When that happens, she can hardly hold herself back, continuing her actions with sadistic glee, drinking in my every twitch and shudder as she watches from all angles.

When it's all over, I come to in bed, her cuddled next to me and rubbing my back. She's has this one thing where she hums softly while drumming her fingers gently against my skin. It's incredibly soothing.

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>>24107520

[Anonymous No.]

How far out do have I to swim at the beach to get a kraken to drag me down?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109819
You can try swimming out far enough that the riptides will sweep you away, but that'll probably just land you with a mershark at best.

If you're willing to do some research, look for a beach with hidden caverns or coves, and try investigating those.

The surest way to get a Kraken is a bit pricey. Get a ticket for a passenger vessel, or charter a small boat of some sort and take it out to international waters. By the grace of Poseidon, you might get attacked by a Kraken.

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>>24109819
Have you tried being sad on a boat?

[Anonymous No.]

how old is your daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

I love liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109771
She's very fond of her curses! Whether it's for punishment or pleasure, she loves to see her slaves begging for more! Especially women. Watching them transform always gets her hot and bothered. Though that may be the Apophis venom reacting.

[Anonymous No.]

Is your waifu tough enough to enter the salty spitoon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109925
Old enough to take my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109968
No she’s only just tough enough for weenie hut juniors, so we mostly go to super weenie hut juniors

[Yananon No.]

It's a triple-threat!
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More Grilled Cheese Succubus: https://pastebin.com/HXLYiE4U
More Ghoul Next Door: https://pastebin.com/XurH6HtS
Hope you enjoy!
or you could just mercilessly tear me limb from limb either works fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109976
she must be a really healthy 8 year old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110039
Indeedily-doodly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110029
Hooray!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110029
FUCK YEAH YANANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110029
Fucking nice man! Good to see more from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107769
No. Bad dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110029
N-NANI
It's really good to have you back. Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110132
A flashbang might seem harsh, but considering how powerful Hellhound are, it's more like a spray bottle of water to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that slimes are actually very powerful enemies and are practically immune to all physical attacks so you have to resort to pleasure attacks, or elemental if you’re boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110149
It's true, if you have no way to deal pleasure or elemental attacks. The only resort you have is to reach inside them and try to grab their core.
If you succeed, they'll melt like putty and become passive.
If you miss the core, you have one more chance with your other hand.
If you miss with both it's game over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110149
A good defense is to pour booze on a Slime until they are incapacitated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110029
>Spoiler
I miss that feeling, sorta...I should get back into writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107769
>"Aw, wooks wike someonye wants some bewwy wubs!"
>seething hellhound noises

[Anonymous No.]

why do monsters want to rape us?
we didn't do anything to them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110148
>Hellhound is sprayed with fire hose
>She playfully snaps at the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110200
rules of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110194
>She simultaneously wants to crush his head like a watermelon between her thighs
>And yet also lie on her back to take those belly rubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110211
You don’t see us fucking sheep do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110231
We can't make babies with sheep, or we would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110200
That’s just a lie anon monsters don’t rape and to prove that you should share a bed with one of the most allegedly rape happy monster and she won’t pin you down and milk you for all you got

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110231
>The Welsh and New Zealanders aren't human

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110263
but you're not suppose to share a bed with anyone, only lovers do that! and if she thinks i'm her lover, she'll instinctively assault me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110201
I'll just have to rent out Big Wind from the hungarians if I want to chase her with a vacuum cleaner then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110220
So it's a 69

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107542
Test?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110419
But that’s just what he wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110439
And her, presumably.
Sounds win-win to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110431
Question 1.
How much semen inside her womb does Mr. Haku require to be satisfied from her future adopted son?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110453
If it's not spilling, it's not a good filling!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110029
That's a good March hare story. They are underrated girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110481
>A+, come see mommy after class~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107980
>Wendi-chan is done with school for summer
>Wendimom wants her to get a summer job so she can buy her own stretchy meat
>Winterstown Maid Service has an opening for all maids big or small
>Wendi-chan gets hired and has to go through maid training
>Winter Kiki shows her the basics of sweeping, dusting, polishing, and snow removal
>Wendi-chan nodding diligently during the lessons
>"Alright that about covers the basics, any questions Wendi-chan?"
>"When's payday, money for meat, awawa"
>Winter Kiki is going to have a long summer

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to wave at the local neighborhood lancer club as they practice in the park.
They may not do much jousting, or really need cavalry, but watching those little centaurs practice formations and the like is good for the soul.
They even have some Unis there playing medic!

[Anonymous No.]

lion-doggo when

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110148
>Go to bop her on the nose with a newspaper after she chased away the mailman.
>Your newspaper ignites like a fuse, turning to ash in your hands within seconds after she bites it.
Dangerous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110621
Well, Wendis are pretty good at snow removal. What do Winter Kikis look like though? Aren't Kikis slavic and Winter by default?

>>24110626
I'd teach them horse archery and throat singing for a right proper horde.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110725
Make sure you find the right club.
Some practice archery with a little bit of swordsmanship but those are mostly the eastern leaning clubs.
The western ones tend to be more heavy cav and lance use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110029
I liked that depiction of a march hare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110725
They slavic and winter by default but I imagine they wear heavier clothes and maybe wear their hair/feathers longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109107
also a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110749
I imagine the right one would invite me to come, sit, and share their fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110725
Winter Kiki wears a long, flowing slavic dress, a warm scarf to match the colors of her dress that day, and a furry ushanka on her head that she's rarely seen without. The ushanka keeps her warm and also saves her forehead from all the times she smacks it during Wendi-chan's training!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110802
The more skirmish/archer ones like to make BBQ and are pretty good at it .

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110767
All Lims are dorks, but this Lim especially.

[Anonymous No.]

There's a Thunderbird outside and she's causing a ruckus with blasting lightning. She must be going through a bad breakup. or raping her captured victim for the first time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110892
Based. Veronica is a cutie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109737
>holding hands with the ghost body
that's not how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110431
I somehow imagine a Haku wouldn't take well to being corrected on something by a human man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111416
But what if the man is actually right in his correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111444
The smart Haku will try to figure out which of them is right through rigorous research/ experiments/ etc.
The wise Haku will admit her mistake and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no my anubis waifu walked in on me and my sister decorating her birthday cake, how do I keep it a surprise for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107584
No clue, but I want do to things with Hana that these threads don't accept

[Anonymous No.]

It is the colour of a bleached skull, her flesh; and the long hair which flows below her shoulders is milk-white. From the tapering, beautiful head stare two slanting eyes, crimson and moody, and from the loose sleeves of her yellow gown emerge two slender hands, also the colour of bone, resting on each arm of a seat which has been carved from a single, massive ruby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111613
Throw it in her face and yell SURPRISE

[Anonymous No.]

What are some signs that you're being haunted by a lovestruck ghost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111908
the dust in your house is heart shaped

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111360
Fuck you, you just don't believe hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111908
Degenerate Wisp noises while you're showering/changing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111908
Ghost blow jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you get along with your waifu's family?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110029
thank you for the content

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111981
Her family is dead if they aren't ghosts but her sister's soul is being reborn inside of her womb so I think I'll get along with my daughteru/sister-in-law.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111981
Dragons are solitary creatures, what occasion would bring a family together and where would they meet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111981
I've never met them, nor does she ever talk about them.

My waifu is rather mysterious. I don't know her age, and furthermore, I'm still not 100% sure regarding her name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111981
My waifu doesn't have a family. She spent countless ages in hibernation before she awoke and met me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112087
When it comes time for her to brag to her sister about the size of her hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112189
I want to see Dragons specializing in collecting specific things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111981
My waifu doesn't have a family, she spawned as an anomaly with the cosmos itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112087
What parents wouldnt want to see their grandkids? That applies to dragons as well

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a monster girl dream where everyone got to make one wish and then you got a monster girl based on that.
So I wished for immortality and got a yandere Lich that almost seamed to get off on the idea of resurrecting me.

What would you guys have wished for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND MAY NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!

[Anonymous No.]

So i learned to day that under a brain scan, an orgasm gives the same patterns as someone High on heroin

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112412
t. Herald of Slaanesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112463
Cum hear the song of Slaanesh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112401
Congratulations, you get a Kesaran Pasaran.
She's obsessed with making you happy and will constantly make you breath i her spores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112479

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112463
>>24112468
I prefer my Sexy Deamons confusing and arbitrary. or containing rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112502
There are rats below our streets...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
can I get a going into games machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112525
>again with the tale of ratwomen beneath our cities
You’re more superstitious than those dumb knife ears or those mountain manlets

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112529
You get an automaton that has augmented herself to include game machine elements, like a one armed bandit.
She knows everything about them and can help you win on one more often than you should be able to.
She also likes if you "spin the wheel" to randomize what position the two of you are going to use while having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be verbally abused by a knife ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112525
What ever do you mean? Why are you sharing such vile rumors?

[Anonymous No.]

Are rats even real just think about it real quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110187
that requires brain chemistry

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112648
you ever see a rat inside? No because then it's a mice

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112648
Well considering I had some that hid in my attic I would say so.
They're not there anymore though.
Now I want rat girls living in my attic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112618
I bet they would love to hear a mayfly accept his place below her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112717
but that takes all the fun out of it if he doesn't fight back

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112717
>"I'm completely worthless next to you"
>"Hmph, good to see a himan knowing their place."
>"I don't deserve to be in your presence"
>"True b-but you kay stay a little while longer if you wish..."
>"Maybe I should just die..."
>"W-what!? You stupid mayfly! Talking such nonsense! Clearly you need someone to talk care of you! I-I suppose I must take on this role. I hope you are greatful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112761
>"At least a mayfly such as myself won't live long and keep being a burden on you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112870
And then the Elf tries to contact her local Lich to get an immortality potion.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with an undead elf and warm her ears up

[Anonymous No.]

Don't try to turn a succubus into a kissing slut or they'll make you addicted to their [draining kiss].

[Anonymous No.]

I want an undead that is okay with me cloning her using vivisection and the undead regeneration rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112946
What's next are you gonna rip out her skeleton for another girl in the harem, maybe turn her blood into a slime what's next raise her ghost? Have you no limits

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna waifu a zombie and her ghost and then after she wights they can use their powers to recombine

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112870
Your about to be cuddled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112988
Nah. Once I hit critical mass where I'll host a battle royale with only 7 survivors(one for each day of the week while the other 6 over see the work).
I'll use the insane amount of scraps to make some heavy lifting flesh golems where I amalgamate 3-12 zombie girls worth of flesh into a meat golem where I also amalgamate 3-12 breasts worth per individual breast on the golem. The remainders beyond that I put into a blender to make a nice slurry mixed with the blood to make a sort of meat slime/composter/fertilizer combo I'll plant all sorts of plant and fungi girl seeds into that way they can slowly infect and convert them as they grow becoming some sort of zombie cancer as their individual molecules slowly make up more and more of the main body like a more insidious pink slime and then I'll sell the resulting fruit to markets and impressionable and trusting children so I have new zombie/human hybrids where the main CNS may not like it but their body and the rest of their nervous system is loyal to me and removal of the infected tissue would be tantamount to removing your muscles, nervous system barring the brain, and vital organs.
Then I begin stage 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113088
tldr

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

So after watching scary story and /x/ greentext narrations on YouTube, especially ones with the Wendigos and Skin Walkers. That got me thinking.

If the MGE Monstergirls managed to open up portals and wormholes from their dimension and into our world, our Earth. Surely all the monsters and creatures and even deities of this world's historic legends and folklore not only become real but become cute and sexy anime girls. All the scary stories and /x/ greentext narrations I watched made me think North America would be having a Wendigo and Skin Walker problems because of Native American legends and folklore. Perhaps initially the United States and the US Military are gonna be preparing and bracing for monstergirls if all kind.

But very little did they know and expect, they are now having to face an epidemic of spooky scary shape shifting deer skin wearing girls who change forms into various forest animals and mimicking people's voices. The up north wildernesses of Canada now become also infested with the above mentioned Skin Walkers.

What you think? MGE Mamono and the MGE Demon Energy come to our world, the entirety of North America will now have to deal with this shape shifting deer skin wearing girls causing shenanigans and tomfoolery. But hey, atleast the Native Americans might no longer feel too bad as their legends are now cute and sexy loving girls who will lift them up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113114
Footnotes:
I'm making a zombie equivalent greygoo/pinkslime hybrid using organic free range produce that will convert the populace.
Big ass flesh golems where each tit contains 34.5-138lbs of tit flesh each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113138
It'll be like Fantasia in Berserk, and we will be better off for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113138
>/x/ skinwalker and wendigos
I have more reason to hate it than most but keep that shit to its quarantine board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113174
>more reason to hate it than most
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113138
You have no idea what either a Wendigo nor a Skinwalker is

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113159
>It'll be like Fantasia in Berserk

Sorry, I don't read Berserk not am I really familiar with it. Please care to explain the comparison?

>>24113225
Okay, please enlighten me oh so smart scholar anon who's more knowledgeable at the topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113251
>Please care to explain the comparison?
A hole is torn in reality and all the things people believed in became real.

[Anonymous No.]

>just starts fucking crying and wailing like a spoiled kid who wants candy in the middle of sex
>stop to see if anything's wrong
>"Huh? Why did you stop? Keep going..."
You sure you'd fuck a banshee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113268
cant i just gag her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113195
I'm native american and between the general further raping and devaluing of my culture ontop of /x/'s made on facebook skinwalker not being anywhere near close to the original legend but they keep insisting it is and slapping the name on it anyway giving everybody else the impression that it is because they don't know better furthering that devaluing and creating confusing in those young enough to not know the stories yet but old enough to be on the internet and read /x/'s shit and thinking it's the truth of the matter. Same for /x/ wendigoes. That facebook shit is why it should be kept on /x/, by the way, otherwise it could spread to other boards once they see them talking about it as it's happened before. I have personal reasons to see that spread stop but generally speaking for board safety keep it where it's been quarantined to because that crowd fucks up any board and general it touches because they epitomize all the inclusion and acceptance culture shit you think are memes but those idiots think should be reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113268
Not even in their dead states can I understand women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113088
>Then I begin stage 2.
I don't like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113251
>The Wendigo was gaunt to the point of emaciation, its desiccated skin pulled tightly over its bones. With its bones pushing out against its skin, its complexion the ash-gray of death, and its eyes pushed back deep into their sockets, the Wendigo looked like a gaunt skeleton recently disinterred from the grave. What lips it had were tattered and bloody ... Unclean and suffering from suppuration of the flesh, the Wendigo gave off a strange and eerie odor of decay and decomposition, of death and corruption.
Not a deer man
And information on skinwalkers is very sparse, but what is known is that they are "a type of harmful witch who has the ability to turn into, possess, or disguise themselves as an animal"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113293
Nobody cares about my culture either but I sure as hell don't cry about it, Chief Whines-to-Internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113293
Wew, I thought it was you.

[Anonymous No.]

HOUNDED

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113265
Arguably that shit already existed, see the redacted chapters, hence why people had stories and beliefs in them. Fantasia just overlapped our dimension with their dimension making them one rather than them being separate layers which forced brief singular visits between inhabitants.
This has an effect of moving our dimension/reality close to the berserk equivalent of heaven and hell(where the idea of evil exists) which is why god hand did it in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113371
MILKED

[Anonymous No.]

How now brown cow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113336
I just hate it is all. A lot of death and fighting and sacrifice went into preserving all of that shit fairly recently, in terms of historical time length, as well as ongoing to try and keep it alive in modern times and seeing it just picked up and used like that and then it negatively effecting all that preservation work as kids these days grow up thinking those stories are the real ones and thinking the real ones are fake because facebook kids told them so just kind of makes it worse. You can put all the work into preserving, teaching, and spreading it so even kids growing up away from the tribe get to know it and the fact random kids and idiots can just come along, coopt that, and damage it, possibly irreversibly, just kind of hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113293
Boo fucking hoo monstergirls are literally the embodiment of raping mythology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113427
You have the mind-set of a victim, and because of this you will always and forever be a victim. Culture evolves, there's nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113431
Not him but there's a clear difference between basing a monster girl on a legend and basing a monster girl on the bastardized pop-culture interpretation of a legend that has literally nothing to do with the original
And then there's utter nonsense like the bunyip that has no basis in anything whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113138
not gonna lie dude this is an embarrassing post

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113465
Every culture has its legends bastardized by pop-culture interpretations. Disney built its empire on bastardized versions of legends and folk tales.

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to ride the elf only train and watch as nothing bad happens to me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113508
Yeah but the wendigo is especially bad since the pop culture version literally, literally shares nothing in common with the actual myth

[Anonymous No.]

Dont follow monsters down dark alley ways you never know what's gonna happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113465
I'm with >>24113508 on this one.
Just look at Greek or Nordic mythology. Those thing have been bastardized so much it's hard to even tell if people actually read any of it or just took the name are read the first two sentences of Wikipedia and then made their "interpretation".
And Nordic mythology also got kinda fucked by marvel since very stupid people think that any of the Thor related comic or movies represent anything in the actual mythology.

Tl;dr
This shit happens to every culture and mytology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113549
Yeah and I complain about depictions of viking with horned helmets too
What's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113556
>What's your point?
My point is you're fighting a losing battle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113577
But I'm right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113384
MOFU'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113589
No one cares and there's no point in getting upset about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113604
I'd rather be alone and right than be wrong and in good company

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113614
Right... wrong... I'm the guy with the gun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113548
>Go around in undead kingdom
>A wight is standing in a alleyway that's so dark you can't see anything past her
>"Hey, big boy. Wanna come and join me down here? I'm sure we can have a lot of fun~"
>"I dono... I should go into alleys with strangers"
>"I got a lot of candy down here, and I'll let you eat as much as you want"
>"Hm.. that's tempting but I really sh-"
>"I have a RTX 2080 Ti down here that you can have as well"
>You basically sprint down the alley at this point
>Ones your deep enough you see there's not graphic cad down here, just a bunch of horny zombie girls
>"Get him girls!" is the last thing you head before they all jump on you
>All they do is cuddle you and continue to say "WAAAARM" as they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113634
Though, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113592
SLIME'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113548
stranger danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113650
YOUKAI'D

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113293
I think you're exaggerating how popular and influential the stories are. If they're going to look up stories on the internet, they're going to run into the original stories. If it was so mainstream that more people were familiar with that interpretation rather then the original lore, then that would be one thing, but if kids think stories that only started showing up in the 2010's are more real then the ones that have hundreds of years of history behind them, that's more on them really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113678
REPORTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113675
>ara ara~ i'm no stranger boyo I'm a friend of your mommy she sent me to pick you up so please get in my van

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113719
But I'm 32.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113548
Why would I follow someone down an alleyway if I'm not a rapist or mugger

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113693
Just fuck her, what's she gonna do? It's not like the police can unfuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113733
because she politely asked you to

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113723
You're still a boy in the eyes of a 500 year old vampire.
And 500 is considered young in vampire terms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113690
The original stories aren't on the internet, anon. Most tribes never publicly post things like that for a variety of reasons. There's a consistent history that when such things are done its used against us to the point even medical records are usually kept in the tribe itself because that to has been leveraged against us several times. If you googled skinwalker you'll get off brand stories, skinwalker ranch, or /x/ skinwalkers. /x/ skinwalkers are increasing in popularity so google algorithms give them favorable search priorities which means theres a higher chance they'll be a first timers results and google likes to show further results based on previous searches and results which solidify it.
P.S. this is why people get different results from google image search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113757
>monster politely asks for you to let her rape you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113640
What happens if I run up on some Wights and yell "the only difference between wights and ugly filthy zombies is the dress" then try to run off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113800
She'd make you apologise to the zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113772
Unfortunately there's not much you can do then other than try to increase awareness. The internet disseminates information at an astonishing rate. Trying to fight misconceptions while retaining privacy is difficult. I wish you luck. Only thing I can think of is asking artists to rename or rebrand their misconceptions so that people identify it as something else.

That being said, this is the wrong board to be discussing this at all. Post monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113800
Well you better hope that her lich friend can revive you after she fucks you top death.

[Anonymous No.]

Why yes, I did save a torturer's apprentice from drowning and by doing so saved the Earth, I am indeed best girl. How did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113772
Shigeru Mizuki made a dying folklore into an immortal folklore by making comics about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113800
zombies aren't ugly you big bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113772
Huh. I guess that explains why most of the information you find on the internet not about the bastardized version is about the legend in general. I didn't consider Google manipulating results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107557
Can a high end Pharaoh answer prayers like a more traditional deity?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107557
Pharaoh milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113963
Depends on the prayer. "Give me good health" "Let the weather be fair and the harvest good" are grantable, but "Smite these heathens" and "Don't rape me" are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113972
Don't, anon. Its thousands of years past its expiration date and wasn't fridgerated that entire time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114074
>"Nice." by steve1989mreinfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114033
What about
>please save me
Will she turn up with a whole army to save a subject far away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114100
If she's not busy, she's enough for most cases.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go into the undead kingdoms and hug ever zombie and tell them they look beautiful. And there's nothing they can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114120
I love the dead... often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109504
As a slave-husband of a desert girl you're expected to worship every inch of her tanned body for as long as she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114120
I'm gonna get myself a wight harem by finding a lot of zombies and fucking and loving them until they become wights.
That way I can also tease them about how they used to act when they were still zombies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
I want healthy self-confidence that doesn't go into arrogance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114109
Oh yeah I guess a high faith powered Pharaoh can turn up alone.

>turns up out of nowhere at some order outpost to rescue her diplomat
God damn superhero pharaoh. Then again she has probably has plenty of powerful agents to deal with problems like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114213
I guess being good with your tongue is a highly desirable trait

[Anonymous No.]

i like everything about foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114403
How many innocent little boys do you think they need to suck dry of spirit energy before they can get thighs this thicc?

[Anonymous No.]

Stretch

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114447
1 husband 700 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114447
700 boys 1 time each

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114389
Your tongue, your hands, even all of yourself if she asks for a full body massage.

[Anonymous No.]

always feed your little vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114635
How are you meant to feed her when you spill and the yogurt so she has to bend over to clean it up and then you spill the rest of her ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114666
just make more

[Anonymous No.]

There are only few things more beautiful than a little girl with a cute face and a big sexy ass in revealing clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114333
You get a demon that constantly tries to build your self determination.
Sure, it feels like she's constantly helping you and you're not doing anything on your own until you realize she stopped doing that a long time ago and you've been doing fine on your own the whole time.
Though if you start getting arrogant or to egotistical, she has more than a few way to reel you in due to the contract. However, it's unlikely you would even get to that point to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114697
But I'm all out.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/x356CRMZ75A

Trust them

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
Complete and utter erasure of humanity and its presence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24114816
She's a keeper

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
>So I wished for immortality and got a yandere Lich that almost seamed to get off on the idea of resurrecting me.
Is she the type who wants to choke you to death with her thighs so she can resurrect you? Might be neat to be able to say that your wife killed you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
plants growing 8x faster and retaking the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115057
CHAOS RISING

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
What if I wish for happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

i love small vamps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115380
You get a cuddly jubjub

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115057
You get a ancient evil demon.
She's hellbent on the destruction of mankind. But due to how monster works, she considers the "destruction" of mankind to be when all men are incubi and all women are monsters. And she will not rest (except if you wanna fuck her) until she has achieved her goal.
Mankind is dead, long live men!

>>24115143
You get a Tentacle girl.
Though not just any old Tentacle girl, their essence is stronger than any other. She can make plants grow at a unnatural high speed and they can take over whole cities in no time. This, combined with the demonic energy that get infused in said plants, a lot of it is either plant girls or tentacle forests. But this only works if you "help" her by combining your essence with her so she can do this.
She's gonna need to to cum inside her a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115133
>Lich with things that could kill
>Literally
>She chokes me to death and then resurrects me only to do it again later
>And every time she resurrects me has as a huge orgasm
Liches be scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115380
You get a succubus that fits your ever need.
Sadistic and lewd, masochistic and cute, loving and thicc, she can do it all. And she will love you above all else, and she will always find a way to cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113293
>>24113772
>I'm going to be a super vague indian man and not tell any of you filthy white devils about my super secret mysterious and interesting wendigo and skinwalker legends
>NOOOOO you can't just make up your own wendigo and skinwalker legends!
Your people didn't really think that one through

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115560
Marrying a plant is going green to the max!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115572
>things
Fuck, meant thighs.
Though, she probably has things that can kill as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115572
I was thinking more of a undead supremacist yandere lich who kills you once in some crazy ritual involving her thighs. That works too though

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115443
>>24115589
I don't deserve that much though

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115635
Big things, you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115686
That's one hell of a way to go

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115644
I like the idea of her making a very long, complicated and lewd ritual of you finally getting released for the disease that is life and becoming a superior undead. And all of it ending with you getting suffocated to death by her thighs.

>>24115686
I think this would be the best way to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115686
Lich-san is embracing BIG I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115654
>I don't deserve that much though
Not only are you wrong, you don't even understand how wrong you are.
She will love you and even if you feel unworthy of her love, she will love you even more just to make up for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115686
>tfw no shortstack wife to buy you a shirts saying "Big Things" to match her "Small Packages" shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115834
She has pretty big packages though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115834
>Big things Cum in Small Packages

[Yananon No.]

new quickie pollunit is now up!
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[Anonymous No.]

>>24116037
Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

incestuous relationships are very popular among dark elves, what other species usually involves relationships between siblings,mothers & sons, fathers & daughterus, and siblings & daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
I wish that I will get good grades in my remaining coursework and that I get a decent job so I can help support my family and eventually start one of my own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112468
Cum on Feel the Noize

[Anonymous No.]

>>24116143
Joke's on you, I was the best in my class and still was a NEET for 8 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113333
>Give Wendi-chan a tube of flavored lip gloss as a gift
>She stares at it in horror in her hands until you either take it back, or she throws it off into the distance
>She then burrows into the snow, only leaving her horns exposed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113640
That graphics card should be keeping them plenty warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>24116140
>Dark elf momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>24116140
Khepri

[Anonymous No.]

Desert kingdom Dark Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>24116357
Do they dress like the Dark Souls 2 Sorceresses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

[Anonymous No.]

>>24116379
If that's how you want to picture her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107553
>>>Triple filtered
Nervoussweating.webp

[Anonymous No.]

>>24116413
She looks Comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107553
Rumia flavored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24115412
I want to breed a vampire ojousama while her parents accidentally walk in and congratulate us on our marriage.
Gon make that ojousama an okaasan if ya no what im saiyan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

[Anonymous No.]

>No elf to mumble in your ears and whisper in elvish about the state of the world and deep political redpills
Lava can't melt the one ring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113268
She's crying tears of joy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113268
Just shove her panties into her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24116692
>"Nom nom nom nom~ The two towers was an inside job nom nom~ Isildur did SA 3429"

[Anonymous No.]

>"And now at last it comes. You will give me the Dick freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All (but mostly you) shall love me and despair!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113268
Drink a tentacle potion and you can fuck her mouth and her pussy at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117099
So you don’t know how to fix a VCR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117161
I don't get the reference, but not only do I not know how to fix a VCR, but I don't know how to fix the tools you'd use to fix a VCR. Nor can I fix a TV or this very keyboard I type from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117153
I like the way you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117099
>o-ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117230
Anon you can't encourage elven ego trips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24116413
>It seems you will be unable to leave the bedroom, subjected to lewd sorcery, and leave a life of being addicted to pleasure and having sex with her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117253
Definitely need me a snek like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117253
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

do you like the idea of getting gangbanged by lots of monsters of different species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117304
why is she fucking that boy?
do boys need to be fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24116641
>Rumia
Oh now I get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117253
>>24117294
>>24117304
I wanna be swallowed whole by a lamia so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117304
So that's how it is to be "prey"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117442
i love it. also gangbanging them back using potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117442
Like? I love that idea!
What I wouldn't give to have this happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117442
I'm not into gangbangs, but if any monsters are to overpower and rape me, they should look the part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117234
He just went into the wrong room

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117442
Not particularly. I need intimacy, even with multiple partners. Long, slow, sensual sex with plenty of tender caresses.

Gangbanging reeks of rushed pump-and-dump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117551
And yet there he is! Right infront of her, being all human and slutty, what is this if not a sign from the stars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117536
I like the concept the but the anatomy is so fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>24117505
>I wanna be swallowed whole

[Anonymous No.]

>>24108041
>Just make sure she’s telling the truth and not lying to make herself appear more grand
Kind of like how we suspect that most of the worst stories about Emperor Nero were made up by his enemies after he died. Imagine embarrassing a millennia old Pharaoh by catching her on something she got wrong or lied about. I would probably just not point it out so that I didn't make her feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117643
Umu

[Anonymous No.]

Nocturnal desert predators

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117695
>Umu
Don't start with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117442
Only the ones I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117643
Mating press is great. Especially when doing it to momsters or Paladin-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117643
Pharaohs really have a great design. I'm amazed that anubis is somehow more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118121
Too much human

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
I wished to be happy and then realized the only person i needed was myself.
Although i did get a big tiddy nerd bird gf too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118121
Anubis is more monster girl I suppose. I still like the pharaoh more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118121
It's really as the other anon said, too much human. No horns, wings, or tail on top of having a regular skin tone makes her among the most cosplay of the cosplay tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24117643
I want to have a shotgun wedding with a pharoah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118295
Imagine a Pharaoh using her god voice to get you to marry her neet CC daughter who never comes out of her room. Despite the fact that she's in line for the throne and all of her younger sisters have already gotten married which might be part of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118356
>who never comes out of her room
Does she let anyone in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118356
>Nerdy cc neet pharoah
D-does she like children's card games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118377
She lets you in.
That's why are have to marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118356
I wouldn't be able to handle the responsibilities of a king. Even if I was just a prince consort with no real power, I'd still be expected to accompany her in ceremonies and public appearances, I'm no good at this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118434
There's an easy way to avoid all that and still perform as the Pharaoh's husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118434
Then you can be one of those mysterious consorts that stays in the palace, so no forbidden eyes may gaze upon you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118524
>all sorts of rumors abound about the Pharaoh's consort
>some say he is a handsome man whose bewitching looks ensnare the hearts of all who gaze upon him
>others whisper that he is the true power behind the throne, content to remain in the shadows
>a few believe his libido is so strong that to be near his studly member risks pregnancy
>a minority think he's just a shy nerd and this rumor is strangely the most arousing of them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118524
I could live with that, though that would help weird rumors about me spread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118499
Which is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24113634
jesus, what kind of fucking sight riser is that? looks goody as shit

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up completely exhausted on this Saturday morning, IRL
>Inspired to write about getting lightly energy drained by the waifu
>Just enough to keep me in bed so I can get some proper rest without being able to resist
>Handholding, with her pressing her bare chest against mine, and rubbing our cheeks together
>A bit of grinding our crotches together, but not enough to get me hard enough for sex. Just so I can feel her presence and warmth.
>It's meant to be for total relaxation and rejuvenation after a grueling workweek
>She even bought some weresheep wool pillows
>Magic on the doors and windows to seal out loud and distracting sounds
>Sweet whispers in my ear about how I'm such a hard worker that deserves a break
>Doesn't relent until the total exhaustion, combined with the sleep magic and relaxing stimuli forces me to drift off to sleep
But I'm just too damn tired to write right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

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>>24113634
Nice watch. Does she fancy giving the other guy the time of day more than herself? Or does she just like twisting her wrist that much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118488
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118108
>mating press
If we're talking about meme positions then full nelson is pretty good too. Good for showing sexy lolis who's the boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118807
Fucking wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118751
>On the day of the wedding, you are approached by a mysterious woman, emerging from the shadows.
>You never see her face, but she hands you a small flask, filled with a dark, purple substance. Even as a human with low magic sensitivity, you can feel the power radiating from the concoction.
>The woman claims it is a gift, a special elixir thay will ensure a happy and loving marriage, as well as a mighty and prosperous rule
>You need only ensure that both you and your wife partake of the elixir together just before consummating the royal union.
>The strange woman's eyes seem to glow with a faint red light as she describes her gift, even as her face remains wrapped in dark cloth and shadows
>She goes on to warn you that it's a very rare and special elixir, and you shouldn't let any of the Pharaoh's attendants see it, lest they become jealous and try to steal it for their own use
>The woman forces the flask into your hands, her long red nails digging into your skin before she finally relaxes her grip and pulls away, disappearing back into the shadows
>The flask is yours. The strange woman is gone. Your queen-to-be is waiting for you. Will you make the right choice?

[Anonymous No.]

If you could live in the monstergirl version of an ancient civilization what could it be? Hard mode: Not Egypt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118982
What levels of dense do you have to be to not be able to see what's happening?
I'm only gonna do it if she also drinks it with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119014
Rome or Greece, that's not hard mode at all anon.

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>>24119025
>What levels of dense do you have to be to not be able to see what's happening?
You truly love the Pharaoh, right?
You want to be a good husband right? You want the kingdom to prosper, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119025
Don't do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119025
Feels like I'm asked to stick my dick in a blender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119014
Rome
Nothing related to monstergirls; Rome is just cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119014
Babylon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119093
>You will never be enslaved by a legion of mamono

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119174
>>24119093
>not enjoying some canem cunnum from your legionnaire wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

what can I get gently raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119213
>You will never suck on wolf matriarch's tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119223
This guy knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119235
God fucking dammit. Ancient mamono matrons are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119223
>canem cunnum
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119014
What a shame my waifu doesn't exist in such ancient times, except perhaps as some forgotten monster falling under the banner of mythical beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119333
Automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118982
What happens if I trick a evil snake into graping herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119362
No. There's precedent for Automaton under the stories of Archimedes and other inventors of yore.

But now that I think about it, numerous cultures, to this very day, retain in their traditions various talismans. Wards against that thing strange and dark. The Evil Eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119367
The poison comes from her own body. She has full immunity. Any observed increase in lust is merely because she stopped holding herself back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109037
if i were you i'd play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuOdD6iY4
instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119014
The mysteries of the druids.

[Anonymous No.]

One or two Threads ago an anon mentioned the possibility of a 'Human Boy Encyclopedia' and since i really liked the idea as a thing that would break bank in the Demon Realm i decided to try my hand at making a page, using the 'equivalent' of what the standard succubus type is to us, but reversed for monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119409
Venom, actually, but you are otherwise correct. Snakes are immune to their own species' venom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119574
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119574
I like that older attempt.
>>/jp/thread/S21969967#p21976648

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119574
Hilarious, now do a Neet one

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119574
>3D image
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119574
>One or two Threads ago
HBE old as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119574
Wouldn't the family be Shota, Bishie, etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24110029
Boy does the writing here sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119727
I could have sworn I wrote a human NEET HBE entry once, but I can't find it on warosu.

[Anonymous No.]

Licking sweaty jinko abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119859
>tfw zero abs and just some fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119859
licking sweaty hellhound ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119859
First the abs, then the pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120103
Silly Anon, when you lick a jinko's abs you're also licking a pussy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120146
Can I only have all that with an MG girlfriend but leave sex with her for someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119750
I would have figured out but i'm a turbo newfag (lurked for a few months and engaged in discussion since 1 month)

[Anonymous No.]

I want rata-chan to get me pictures of arachne-woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120166
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120166
Your monster will rape you and only you until you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120414
What if I tell a monster girl I want her to cuck me just so she'd rape me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120166
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120414
The girls of Wonderland would not judge a person for their fetishes. They would definitely sleep with other men if that's what you wanted deep down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120512
Crazy enough that it might work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120548
Yes, they would accept Alps as friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120548
Just alp already

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120414
I want to go to wonderland and claim a patch of land and introduce logic to that crazy land

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120586
>introduce logic to that crazy land
But isn't introducing logic to that land the most illogical thing and thus a paradox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120574
Why yes, I am a legit low IQ retard. How did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120586
Facts and logic destroyed with big Cheshire ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120558
>Crazy enough
I'm gonna go to wonderland and keep having stupid ideas and figure out how to make the girls there have sex with me.
Even if just asking them would work 9 times out of 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120414
Sabbath: Wonderland Branch needs to be a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120632
My square of 20 x 20 meters will be a plot of pure logic with only facts allowed there will be no illogical magic in my land

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sit beside a Cheshire on the train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120679
Or what, you'll arrest them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120267
There's some stuff on the archives if you want inspiration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120707
I'll ask them politely to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120719
How are you going to stop the crazy plants from growing in your safe space

[Anonymous No.]

cute and sexy vamps

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120804
why are her armpits so exposed

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120745
Step one after claiming logictopia I will dig up the surface layer of plants and build a wall around my land after that I will bring logical green grass that isn't rainbow colored and plat int so that there is a pure green patch of land

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120814
so you can appreciate her softness while she is still classy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120826
No anon! This will only result in you and the inhabitants of logictopia disappearing without a trace and ascending into a higher realm of understanding!

[Anonymous No.]

automanuns

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>>24120826
But being logical in a land of no logic is illogical you would be the anomaly not them

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120858
I would even host a tea party that has no seat changing AND the tea only comes out of a tea pot
>>24120993
Just because 2+2=5 outside the walls doesn't make me illogical

[Anonymous No.]

>>24118385
>"your daughter showed me her private places"
>"now I'm going to show them to you"

[Anonymous No.]

>When your wives are a Pharaoh and a Vampire, and they compete for you to stay in their respective palaces as long as possible, so they have to make a deal with each other so you three stay half a year in each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

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>>24110621
Winter Kiki is cold!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121089
ANIMUS

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>>24121089
Just don't eat any pomegranates or you might have to stay in a Wight's manor for part of the year

[Anonymous No.]

How slow or fast do you like your valkyries corruption?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121161
I'm going to purify the dark valk into regaining her values

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520
Pictured: Completely normal Order nun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121197
I wanna grope her tits and corrupt her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121197
She looks nice I can't wait to pray with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121197
What if I tell her I’ve been having perverted thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121161
I prefer the monsterized-but-still-light variety

[Anonymous No.]

Why does my maid molest me while she cleans around me

[Anonymous No.]

Overall, are you more into the vanilla monsters or the monstruous ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121334
It's instinctual, pay it no mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121340
Since my preferences are Wights, Demons and Manticores i'd say more vanilla, but White Horn is equally best girl so i'd say it depends

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121334
You got shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120983

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>>24111360
Doesn’t it say you can touch her in her profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121374
Gremlin designs are advancing at an incredible rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111981
As with everyone else, they hate me. They hated me so much I had to cut ties with her and pretend that I had a completely temporary and platonic relationship with her just so they wouldn't come after me with torches, pitchforks and castration equipment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121438
Here's your (You)

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>>24121374
I want to pray to her robot gods with her or would a gremlin be her god?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121340
No contest.

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>>24121422
>it makes the outline of an alluring woman's body emerge on the other side. Nothing should exist on the other side, but it certainly does feel as though a woman's body really exists from the feeling one gets as one's fingers sink in when touching over the cloth. In fact, it's all just the use of demonic energy and the cloth body to recreate the resilience, feeling, and weight of a woman's body. They skillfully produce a body by winding their own cloth with their demonic energy.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you do if a monster girl leans in real close and whispers to you that she wants you to pump her ass so full of cum that she can taste it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121551
Is it a slime? I hope it's a slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121551
Tell her I'm not into anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121374
robots are good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121551
Anal doesn't appeal to me. I can let her taste it normally if she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

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>>24121551
"You don't have an ass, dear"

[Anonymous No.]

Telling a hellhound "My body, my rules."

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121633
She tells you Rules of Nature, baby

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone recommend some open skeb artists for monster girls? I’m sort of new to that site so I really don’t know what exactly to look for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121612
why did she awoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121551
do my best to oblige

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121625
Oh really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119856
I know someone wrote an engineer one too but can’t find it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121708
because you pressed her awoo button

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121736
lamiass is no good

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121340
I'd say I'm more vanilla?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121768
>Griffon
She and Chimera are so underrated it's criminal

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121612
>Whacking your noisy doofus maid with a newspaper roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121768
Pretty close to my taste actually.

Mostly the big boobs and the powerslut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121747
I remember cause I did that one
>>/jp/thread/S21978421#p21981751

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121792
It's the first MGE bird that caters to my tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121089
>Pharaoh complaining about no sun
>Vampire complaining about too much sun
Oh dear
Is that basically MGE Khalida and Neferata

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120705
Are you going to strike up a conversation or are you going to be on your phone the whole time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121872
Now that you say it, it kinda is yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121809
That is abuse Anon, they don't know why you are hitting them. Your maid is 100% loyal to you, it is only right to treat her properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121891
Sounds like top tier MGE wives though.
Good luck

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121736
Yes

Really

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121880
i can't use my phone on the train or i'll get motion sickness

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ReddGeist/status/1269393651743911936

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121880
I'll be on my phone listening to music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122077
Oh. Well I still like basilisk.

[Anonymous No.]

>"master, why do you have this outfit, and why is it my size"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121872
MGE WHF would be fun. Assuming more MGE with MGEified warhammer lore. Gib Skavengirl GF

[Anonymous No.]

Cosplayer Pharaoh!

Guess who her favorite character to play is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122360
imhotep

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122360
Menat
Zafina
Khalida Neferher
Elizabeth Taylor's Cleopatra
Satsuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122360
Opala/Osira/Farah

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122360
Your rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107753

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122438
I like it.
>>24122445
Great choices.

Especially the last one. That one is the correct one in my head. Though there are no wrong answers.
>>24122462
Also interesting choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24109333
you've been hit by...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122499
How can she cosplay as herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122541
The last one is a bit more original than cosplaying as some egyptian character I guess.
A Satsuki pharaoh with a divine ass makes my dick hard. Would serve

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Anon's SOS beacon from his ship is picked up by a ship full of Gremlins.
Who then proceed to pull his ship into their hangar so they can 'pimp his ride'.
By the time they reach the next planet his ship has all sorts of cool modifications, a sexy ship AI and a number of Gremlins offering to join him in his space adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122628
>spoiler
You and me both. A single clack of her heel would be enough for her to put me under her spell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122629
Beware of Gremlins giving drive by upgrades!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24112384
man, I've done so much overthinking about wishes; but I guess the most 'childlike'/non-cynical wish I could make would be
to have the powers of the Vell-os from EV:Nova
IDK what monstergirl that would match me up with
actually cool prompt/idea, though. 'wish-test' matchmaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122554
By dressing as someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122666
I dont want them to upgrade my bike I like my low tech bicycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122527
her ending is considered bad? I don't understand what the game is trying to tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122651
Don't forget the stern look on her face. Which happens to tell you that she wants to be worshipped tonight. Get going. You wouldn't want to disappoint her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121161
Extremelly slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121749
I want to press her smug button

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122349
Dark elf pirates are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122849
Smug Kiki with nonsmug Shog

[Anonymous No.]

What am I supposed to do when my kiki and shog team up? I was hoping their rivalry would distract them from attacking me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24111642
Extremely late to the party, but based Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122887
same thing you do when any group of monsters attempt to rape you get them to fight over who gets to fuck first and when that happens you escape during the bickering

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122913
But the Kiki is wearing the shog like a living latex suit so they both are fucking at the same time so there is no arguing over who is first

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122913
That's assuming they didn't already agree on who takes the dick and who gets the mouth this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122922
>Kiki is wearing the shog like a living latex suit
well that's fucking hot and while you fuck the kiki doggystyle the shog can "grow" out of the back part of the suit and hug and kiss you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122922
>FUSION HA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122967
>fucking both pussies at the same time all while the living suit plays with both of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122349
Thanquol but he's an extremely chuuni and tsundere Skaven girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122797
>>24122797
>I don't understand what the game is trying to tell me

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn have p'orcers trade between grinding their thicc, porcine asses on your face and riding your rock, hard dick built for p'orc pussy
>Ywn hear their sloppy make-out sessions as they have their way with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122980
>"Welcome home, Master~ You're humble maid, Shikigora, is here to serve~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122859
Many a man have been taken to become a husband to the dreaded delf corsairs!

>>24123010
Good taste, but all of skavendom as chuuni rat girls in need of a husband for a cock to ride one. Also hi thanquol fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122980
>>24123102
When a newer, better trained maid is hired by mastah, they must set aside their differences and team up to defeat her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122699
Not even a playing card in the spoke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24119859

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123116
>Thanquol fag
I am not, nor is he me. Unless you think I'm him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24122984
>Kiki's nipples and clit being played with as you fuck both of them
>All your sensitive spots being caressed by tentacles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123175
alright may be 1 upgrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123205
Ah sorry friend. Still Chunni Skaven girls would be great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24121089
I prefer Pharaoh and Ice queen

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write a greentext, hit me with ideas and I'll try my best with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123609
anubis getting graped and impregnated by grapesnake's husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123190
>(Chuffs)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123609
Anon want to be hardcore but his momster won't let him

[Anonymous No.]

>>24120548
I could see jubjubs doing that, especially if you went the harem route with them where you have multiple jubjub wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123609
wight who gets a husband but her jealous lich friend tries to get rid of him and submits to the dick

[Anonymous No.]

>pet her in bed during after sex cuddles
>tries to play it cool by giving you riddles to distract you from her happy little meows
>but she's purring so intensely it's practically vibrating the whole bed
>you play along just to make her happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107751
Just magically clone yourself and give a clone to each wife and let them all live in their own little compounds in your large harem palace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123724
That's a nice expression

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123724
Nonsense, white snakes aren't just that clingy right off the bat... unless of course they've been stalking you for weeks prior. I wouldn't put it past one now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123776
they're not? how can i trust their feelings are real then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123889
Vampire Mofu, very dangerous, very soft.

[Anonymous No.]

I get older
they stay the same age

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123437
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123997
Mini-sneks are for cute, not lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123172
Sounds like they face the infamous Automeido.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire a smut short of a Medusa, a blindfold, and a midget in a raincoat.

[Anonymous No.]

Hoping I dream about that wine goat with the amazing ass again tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Scary, dark furred Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107520

[Anonymous No.]

Liches need to get a tan

[Anonymous No.]

The fox knows not to attack prey totally unprovoked. But even so much as a quick glance will put you on her radar. If you ogle her for mofe than a second or two, well, you may as well have gotten on your knees and put a ring on her finger at that point. Watch out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123889
Don't besmirch the good and honest name of vampires by associating them with those lying heathens of fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124523
I like how she attracts his attention by shaking her tail. That poor fool never had a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>ancient succubus working at monster matchmaking service
>centuries old, still single
>does her best every day regardless, knows Eros will reward her for her dilligence
>man comes in, says he wants "a traditional wife"
>succubus nods and tells him she has the perfect candidate in mind
>returns with a MASSIVE amazon from the deep jungle
>the guy has only a second to scream before the amazon lunges at him and knocks him out with a blow from her wooden club
>amazon brusquely thanks the succubus for her help before slinging her husband over her shoulder and returning to the jungle
>succubus congratulates them as they leave
>another productive day at work, another day closer to getting a husband

[Anonymous No.]

To this day, I still can't believe I started a meme in this community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124547
I think he meant a traditional wife by human standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124547
And that is why you never consort with demons. They have shit taste in women like Amazons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24107584
No idea who these are, but I'm feeling a Nightguant, then Ice Queen, then Weresheep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124552
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124730
>the bottom of the shirt
Fucking degenerate piece of filth creature

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that shortstacks have to purchase custom shirts that fit their...unique bodytype.
Especially if they're something like manticores who need to get tail holes AND wing holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124547
Someone needs to get eros cultist to teach her how to do that job right

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124673
Not trusting foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124773
Heh...clothes...
Just wear something with a zipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124895
But gazer-san, big breasts will push the zipper down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123437
I just want Nagash as well. A giant, chuuni as fuck Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124882
It’s a shit meme and you should feel bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124882
But that's just common sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124900
Then go naked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24124547
>demon boss calls her in
>stack of complaints an inch thick, all about her
>paired a guy with thalassophobia with a kraken, misheard it as "the lasso phobia" and assumed it to be something about cow herding
>paired a guy from the desert asking for someone "exotic" with a gandharva, turns out he had lived next to her a few years ago
>paired a guy who was afraid of heights with a harpy who "swore her nest wasn't THAT high"
>mixed up candidate sheets for a vampire, gave her a human with a bloodtype she didn't like
>paired a lich who wanted "someone expressive enough for both of us" with a brooding abstract artist, both constantly argue about whether or not the world should be viewed through a more artistic or scientific lens
>cries too loudly in the bathroom after seeing all the other monsters eat their cute lunches their husbands packed for them

>demon tells her that if this keeps up, she'll be fired
>succubus goes home to drink
>neighbor Anon comes over, asks if she wants any of the lasagna he just made
>succubus drunkenly screams at him to go away, that she had a bad day at work and wants to be left alone
>continues chugging satyros brandy while cursing Eros for not sending her some dick
>houri assigned to her case drinking just as heavily as a dejected Anon goes back to his house

[Anonymous No.]

>>24123629
I liked this idea so much that instead of a greentext, I did a short story on it. Warning, it's 100% smut.

https://pastebin.com/mBheLqh5

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>>24125055
Good to see you back writing again

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>>24124882
Why not trust foxes?

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>>24125055
Hooray!!!

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>>24125055
>anubis bondage
Nice. I should continue my sequel.
Also where's the uncensored pic?

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>>24125115
They're evil tricksters. You can't believe anything they say, unless you want to end up as their slave.

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>>24125132
http://imgbox.com/yCysue1z

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>>24125055
Nice. Building a harem with an Apophis wife would be like Bicorn+++

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>>24125172
>unless you want to end up as their slave
Is this supposed to dissuade me?

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If she doesn't have a tongue long enough to jerk off, then she isn't worth marrying

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>>24124993
Now write some good ends how her unorthodox picks worked out for the best

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>>24125179
Thanks.
There's so little bondage of the anubis despite her being so popular.

>>24125209
>>24125172
It's much more fun if it's the other way around.

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>>24125237
That is the quintessential evil fox, btw.
Best to get rid of her.

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>>24125286
But I want to keep her! Please!

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>>24125318
You're funeral, bub.
Better keep a gag and blindfold in place, or she'll draw you in with sweet words and an alluring gaze, before pouncing. And stay away from the tail! That's the fox's primary weapon.

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>>24125237
>There's so little bondage of the anubis despite her being so popular.
That's because all the anubisfags are femdomfags.

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>>24124993
Clearly Ms. Houri needs to give anon a pep talk about being more assertive and getting a Cupid to help her making Ms. Succubus more accepting of anon’s love

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>>24125349
But the tail is very grapplable and inviting!

>>24125357
And yet the anubis species can also satisfy maledomfags. I'm surprised nobody has gone for rough maledom or surprise secks.

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>>24125403
>And yet the anubis species can also satisfy maledomfags. I'm surprised nobody has gone for rough maledom or surprise secks.
I guess the closest we'll ever get is KDF.

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>>24125403
You can get glimpses of it when they post the little anubis with big hips.

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>>24125403
>But the tail is very grapplable and inviting!
Useless! Feeble! Worthless!

In that case, just release the fox at once and let her devour you! You're already a lost cause. Better to fall prey sooner, when your defeat will do the least damage to the rest of us.

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Remember to worship pharaohs and always tell the guards about any apophises planning a coup

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>>24125357
>>24125403
I certainly am guilty of commissioning mostly femdom-focused Anubis art, I'll try to keep that in mind in the future.

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>>24125481
She's not going to devour me. I've caught plenty of foxes. They're diamond dozen mofu-waving tricksters.

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>>24125494
Don't change on our account anon, she's your waifu not ours.

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>>24125494
You like what you like

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>>24125514
It's not that, I certainly enjoy both sides of the coin, I just end up going mostly for femdom art it seems and it would be nice to change that up!

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>>24125494
Commission what you want. It's your money and your waifu.
It does surprise me how MGE isn't very mainstream among bondage artists. Monster Musume seems more popular.

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>>24125484
>worship pharaohs
I want to train a Pharaoh in the art of cock worship with an Apophis.

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>>24125494
A PRO-
A PROMO-
A PROMOTION?!
>Human Encyclopedia Chapter 437: Promotions
> Telling human salarymen that they're getting promotions is the easiest way to lower their defenses. The mere thought of a slightly better wage makes them lose rational thought and eagerly seek out ways to please office mosnters with higher standing in the corporate ladder. Be sure to actually back up your claims and give the promotion or else they will become less naïve and susceptible to easy manhunting tactics later on.

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>>24125508
>I've caught plenty of foxes.
I would say you have actually caught the same fox plenty of times, but I believe the truth to be much more concerning.

Anon...I don't know how to tell you this but...

You've already been devoured. This thread? This website? None of this is really happening. This is an illusion created by the fox. As a skilled hunter of demonic beasts, I've seen this sort of thing before, but never to this extent. Your mind was—and still is—trapped here, while your body persisted as a slave to the fox, for both pleasure and to combat men like me. Men who would stop her evil intentions. After a weekslong operation, I was able to recover your body intact, but the fox escaped. I need you to wake up. Then you'll remember everything, and you can help me bring the evil fox to justice once and for all.

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Question for the waifufags. This is a toughie, so give the best answer you can, either based on what she herself would say, or the best guess you could make.

Why did she choose you?

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>>24125628
Shut the fuck up, glowfoxxer! I'll fuck your ass in the DMV!

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Why are so many of you lolicons?

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>>24125670
The same reason I chose her, because we're meant to be together.

>>24125701
As one of said lolicons, I have no idea. I guess I just am.

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>>24125628
I wish I was trapped by a fox like that.

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>>24123609
anon gets sick of his momster doting on him and asks to be treated like an adult so she fucks him

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>>24125670
Even beyond the reason of me showing her compassion in her previous form when others saw her as a mere curiosity, she also sees a soul who was in need of comforting madness, and knew that we could reach heights of depravity but also comfort and happiness more than any other match could be! Weary souls tired of the humdrum mundanity of sanity, both of us the types of individuals who sincerely think a heavy groping grinding session is not 'foreplay', its legitimate affection and should be labelled as 'cute', not sexy!

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>>24125670
Her reason changes each time I ask, but typically stays snarky and a bit of a put down, such.
>"If I didn't, no one would"
>"You taste good (enough)"
>"Because it's so much fun"

One that stands out, although she was a tad drunk at the time
>"Foolish and entertaining, you are a splendid example of that thing called "human". As long as I find it amusing, I will continue to behold the spectacle of your existence."

Then she cackled like usual, before falling right out of her chair. This is why she tends to avoid drinking if she can help it.

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>>24107520
Mofu!

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>>24125687
Thats a cute fox

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>>24123609
>Story follows a lazy anon who's highschool now forces all males to join a club (most likely to make them easier targets)
>Not wanting to put effort into a club and avoid being hunted, he decides the siesta club is right for him
>Turns out he's the only guy there, and now has 5-6 weresheep, who are competition nappers, are trying to get in his pants with their sleep magic

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>>24125701
Cute and fUNNY

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>>24125920
Old hag

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>>24125888
At least there's plenty of art of kitsune being prevented from committing evil.

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>>24125670
That odd unscientific urge inside of her that said "He's cute and I want him"

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>>24125670
We just got along well.

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>>24125701
Look I love magic and for some reason KC made the loli races the primary magic users of the setting. I guess I have a thing for petite women as well so it only gets worse.

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>>24125931
Agreed. This fox really needs that!

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>>24125670
>First wife was originally a priest, but was corrupted.
>During her corruption, I would frequently go to her for blessing and confessions, and we eventually became friends outside of church.
>After her monsterization was complete, we became a couple after confessing our feelings to each other.
>Second wife was a Valkyrie that guarded the church first wife was at, and was corrupted by exposure as all the members of the church were being monsterized.
>I believe it was a combination of monster mana exposure and possible jealousy of hearing our love confession that made her attack me and become my first wife's competition.

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>>24123609
lolicon femdom

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>>24125670
>hfw she can't think of an answer

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>>24125670
Because she saw me in a dream, which is where I also first met her. It's just one of those things, you know?

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Does anyone know who the artist for this is?

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>>24125670
Hard to say. I like to think i was a survivir of the battle that broke her faith. She then nursed me back to health. Eventually while nursing me she changed into a slime carrier. Second wife not to sure beyond helping her wither her new slime carrierness.

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>>24127008
Yes.

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>>24125701
I'm not. >>24126023 is right about the setting.
Give lolis fireballs. What a non-horrifying idea. KC is a strange one.
>>24123609
Fist fight about lunchbox sends magic chicks into deep rivalry about a lame unremarkable man. Make it a good fist fight.

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>>24127244
>loli V loli
>something oujosama
>backtalk extortion
>punches to the face
>mutual respect will not lose speeches
>???
>dance at end of the show
>profit

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get fit with your waifu

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>>24127520
Just came from a jog, cut me some slack

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>>24127520
How is she typing with those big meaty paws?

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>>24127577
touchscreen finger tips

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>>24125670
Because I was the first person to really look at her as a woman. It may seem weird that some famous celebrity Lilim doesn’t have that many friends but most people around her walk on eggshells around her because she’s this all powerful woman and she loves my down to earth lifestyle and loves that I’ve always been comfortable around her.

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>>24127520
But I'm a mage. I don't want to be a muscle wizard.

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>>24127633
You need to be physically fit to survive the use of all those mana potions

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>>24123609
A really shy MG type going into heat.

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>>24125670
>either based on what she herself would say
"It is fate, even if he denies it. In my most dire hour the gods sent this man to awaken me from my slumber. The only reward I could offer when we first met, the prestige and riches of my dynasty long lost to time and thieves, was my hand in marriage. I admit I had my reservations at first, thinking only of my debt to him. But I know now that we were meant to be. He works so hard to keep me happy and fills me with such love I fear I shall burst from so much affection. Even when I'm at my worst he is patient with me. Every day I offer prayers of gratitude to the gods for sending him to me."

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>>24125670
A few things drew her to me
>She likes my accent
>Has a thing for guys with glasses
>Finds it cute how nervous I get in sexual situations
But most importantly
>We're both weird outcasts who mostly can understand and accept each other, even if we don't entirely share all our interests.

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I wanna solve bullshit braille puzzles to unlock ancient three automatons and then hug them

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>>24127767
You'll solve symbolic and metaphorical puzzles as laid down by the Rules & Regulations of The Sphinx Association and The Sabbath Semiotics Division and you'll like it.

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>>24125670
>She likes to talk to me, even when she's not saying a lot
>She thinks I'm cute
>I'm easy to experiment on
>She likes that I think she's really cute and keep telling her that.
And so on.
Also
>When I offered to be her assistant/guinea pig she shrugged and said okay and have just stuck with that decision

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>>24125670
>Why did she choose you?
Why wouldn't she?

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>>24127767
but those girls with OMP OMP OMP you

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>>24127860
Fine but I'm taking a decoding book with me to make it easier
>>24127893
That's the best part the OMPing

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>>24127860
I have to ask a Sphinx what do I have in my pocket.
There's a hole in it

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>>24127873
>I'm easy to experiment on
Submissive slut!

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>>24127910
You say that now but what will you do when your three automaton's call in their creator/mom

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>>24127873
Does she brew powerful potions?

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>>24121811
>Big boobs
>Powerslut
Yeah, this is why I'm into Dark Mages and Liches.
Tall, sultry, mysterious women with otherworldly powers and giant tits almost spilling out of their exotic mage clothes appeal to me more than anything.
Plus you get to be under the influence of multiple spells and potions designed entirely to improve and intensify sex. I can't even imagine how incredible it would all feel.

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>>24127586
Uh, but rubber wouldn't work on phone touch screens. Those operate based on completing circuits with your finger, not pressure sensors.

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The scent of her sweat mixed with the scent of leather... an intoxicating aroma.

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>>24127633
Then just stick to cardio and leave muscle building to your wife if she wants.

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>>24127910
No cheating. They try very hard to make these both interesting and accessible to those with working brains and cheating just ruins that for them. You ever seen minecraft kids have autism fits? Imagine if they had magical super powers during that or go tip an anubis' pyramid over for an example.
>>24127912
If you wish to field a riddle you'll have to request a hearing with both TSA and the SSD by filing out and filing the request documents to receive the request documents in triplicate after having read both organizations R&R's then wait the mandatory 6 month waiting period for processing to occur before answering the response letter, again, in triplicate with your intents and why you wish your riddle to be included in the lexicon. From there you'll have to wait another 6 months for processing before receiving a response letter on whether your request for a hearing has been accepted or not. After which, assuming the hearing request has been accepted, they will send you a copy of each organization's lexicon and R&R along with ciphers and riddles needed to be solved to receive the ciphers keys to decipher the keys needed to decipher the lexicons and R&R's that will need to be read before going to the hearing which is usually scheduled to occur within 3 days of having received the materials.
Should the hearings go well a sample of your riddle shall be included in the bicentennial review and updating of the lexicons and R&R's and should it pass muster it shall be included in the new editions. After which it shall be considered viable to field during a riddling with a sphinx.

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>>24128098
Sweaty leather smells pretty bad, anon.
Now sweaty linens and other forms of clothing...that's where it's at.

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>>24125670
>"The same reason you chose me. I wanted to fuck you. I didn't decide to stay with you until I felt your dick. I didn't decide to be yours until I felt your heart."

Or something.

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>>24128389
This bureaucracy is maddening!

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>>24127951
What kind of lich doesn't brew potions?
If she isn't making at least a potion that makes her husbands dick 5X bigger every week, what's she doing with her un-life?

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>>24128541
What kind of potions does a lich even brew?

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>>24128560
Industrial-grade aphrodisiacs.

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>>24128575
>"Now, charming a man with magic, or even poisoning him, is very easy. but getting him to fuck you for 24 hours non stop while being unable to think of anything but breeding you..."
>Lich makes her husband drink her new Industrial-grade aphrodisiac potion
>"... now that's something else internally."
>The rest of the episode of "brewing with prof. lich" is just her getting fucked but her husband
>Very informative.

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>>24125437
>You can get glimpses of it when they post the little anubis with big hips.
What can I say, I want to dominate a submissive little anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

Would a Rata watch Citizen Kane with me? Seems like a movie they'd be able to relate to.

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how can a monster tell if you want her ass in your face?

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>>24128848
Yes.

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>>24127860
Boo.Take your duel disc tax back to Ancient Egypt. We have ass wiping technology you cannot imagine.

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>>24128860
i'd instate a no shoes rule for cheshires in wonderland

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Remind me again why manticores are feared?

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>>24128986
It'd be cool to see official barefoot Cheshire art.

[Anonymous No.]

I bought an Elf on a whim, what do I do with it?

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>>24129000
Imagine being attacked by some unholy abomination with sharp talons, bat wings and a weird barbed tail that looks like it wants to eat you whole.

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>>24128932
Too late for that it's been modified into bluray and hard drive technologies already as well as most dildoes. You had your chance centuries ago and you slept on it.

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>>24129027
Just use it like a pillow, take it to bed or before a fire or on the couch and sleep on it.

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>>24129045
Gotcha

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>>24129072
I highly recommend using the ears as a handhold, if you rub/stroke them gently, the pillow slowly starts to warm up and wrap around you. The breasts and ass are a suitable handhold too, it kind of depends where you want to lay your head.

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Threadly reminder

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cmere
it'll feel very good
I promise!
If you don't, then I'll come to you... and then, this monster may not be so generous