itt: haiku (俳句)

[Anonymous No.]

the life of a neet
is not to be applauded
cry tears none will dry

[Anonymous No.]

Tripfags, imagedumps...
What happened to you, /jp/?
My heart is betrayed.

[Anonymous No.]

Perhaps is better
To grow up and become
One of those fools

[Taibro Bro Brother !TrUEbRoOz. No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409907
what the fuck is that shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409899
Back when /jp/ was brand new it was tripfags and imagedumps, the damn place was created specifically because it's tripfaggy userbase was buggering up /a/ with too many imagedumps.

When the hell was /jp/ good?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp//jp/ what
/jp//jp//jp/ what
/jp//jp/ what

[Anonymous No.]

Why, why, why, why, why?
Don't I miss you forever?
dontsu dontsu don

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409917

TBB shitting on anonymous. AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

I thought what I'd do
was I'd pretend I was one
of those normalfags

[Anonymous No.]

so i was playin the touhou
and fiddy cent comes up to me and is like
"dmx why you play that dodgan bullet loli animu gaem"
and i said
"because fiddy i like ta dodge them bullets. unlike u."
"why you gotta do it with a loli"
"i dunno"

[Anonymous No.]

My cat's name is Chen
The black cat of ill omen
CHEEEEEEEEEEEN (hold for five bits)

[Gogeta SSJ5 !s.90000/nc No.]

>>2409932
>I'd pretend I was one
>of those normalfags
But you can't. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409873
I hate the stereotypical FAT NEET. If you have time to stay at home all day, then you have time to work out. Fuck, you could probably burn some fat by standing up and your computer instead of sitting down.

[Anonymous No.]

Grow up people
Sex is natural
Sex is fun
Sex is best when it's ONE ON ONE

[Anonymous No.]

a bright dawn greets me
i rise, move to the window
and close the blinds

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409945
>*and shut the curtains
fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409945
;_;

the love of my life
she greets me every morning
from behind the screen

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409953
Time may be plenty
but willpower is not so
I would rather sleep

[Anonymous No.]

shiki kills servants
japanese bird cooks pasta
i fucked you're mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409948
I never said anything about being a god-tier normalfag, but working out, actually choosing carefully your clothes and having other hobbies than fapping does miracles to your image. I still play visual novels and Touhou, but even my few closest friends think I'm not an 'otaku' anymore.
Basically, I'm still /jp/ outside, but pretending to be a normalfag. I'll probably develop a split personality or something, but shit's awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409985
>/jp/ inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409982
make last part Touhou and it fits

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409985
Otaku shame
Pretending to be normal
At war with myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409985
I hate to break it to you, but you actually are a normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409985
hate to tell you, but
no, you are the normalfag
and then you were cool

[Anonymous No.]

They wear their smiles
I politely nod back
Never be one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409985
ohohohoho

[Sythou No.]

All I ever wanted
Was to sit at home alone
I will be a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2409985
you can be otaku and socialize/work out/whatever normalfags do.

[Anonymous No.]

There once was a NEET on /jp/,
who hated the world of 3D.
Dreams never come true,
go fap to your waifu,
and hide from your own family.

[Anonymous No.]

Dicks Dicks Dicks
Dicks Dicks
Dicks Dicks Dicks

[Anonymous No.]

Spam on top of spam
Shouting matches as in /a/
Boards will burn down

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410075
>you can be otaku and socialize

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, Anonymous!
Life isn't that hard, you know?
Take it easy, ze~

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410104
why not? Otaku doesnt mean hikikomori or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

古池や蛙飛込む水の音

[BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

open the door get
on the floor everybody
walk the dinosaur

[BOOF !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

i microwaved fish
it was in for way to long
shit fuck damn bitch cunt

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

Waking up late,
And staying up all night,
Not fun anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410457
oh shit, that's sad ;_;

[Giant Wolf of Darkness !wolfnfNw7k No.]

Japanese wolves dead
Japanese exterminate all
Lonely Canadian

[Anonymous No.]

constant raids
plz translate it for me /jp/
can't take it easy

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2410473
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

Off the top of my head:

My life is empty.
I only have my waifu
Purple haired falsity.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2410550
Because it should be fun.

I personally don't mind boring nights, though.

[TonyHawk !4pO0./8NKY No.]

>>2410392

>to

:|

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2410577
Its too quiet here, nobody else is in. Perhaps that is the reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410577
Hey Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q, wanna go out with me?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd use a tripcode,
but jeering Anonymous
intimidates me

[Anonymous No.]

Fapping to loli
Hidden in my dark basement
I am a pedo

[Anonymous No.]

imoutos suck ass
oneesans are better than
that DFC shit

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2410642
Dear Anonymous,
Make that into a haiku,
and I'll think on it.

[Quiet Unsociable Anonymous !Du1A6pui8g No.]

>>2410770
>Dear Pygmalion,
>Would you please go out with me?
>お願いします！

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410789
It's not only you
many anons want dat ass.
Get in line, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

slept with three men
tripfag who shits on this board
a slut you are

[Quiet Unsociable Anonymous !Du1A6pui8g No.]

>>2410799
I don't "want dat ass". I was just converting Anon's message into haiku.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2410812

[Anonymous No.]

posting on /jp/
fags bashing
deep castle lights

[Anonymous No.]

I fucked you're Touhou
It was kimochi desu
Shit was so money

[Anonymous No.]

"What's going on, guys?"
"A haiku thread on /jp/."
"Can I do one too?"

[Anonymous No.]

Although this is a hilarious thread, some moonrunes have to be involved in order to produce an efficient haiku faggotry.

へんなひと
りんごをたべた
ふざけんな

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410876 here
Translation:

weird person
ate apple
don't fuck with

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410876
>>2410878
Here comes the expert
Powerlevel 9000
Flaunting his moonrunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410895
I'm no expert.
Just found it awesome that it actually was a real haiku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410895
they're all in hiragana.even if you were retarded it wouldn't take more than a week to master 46 characters.for the rest just use a dictionary.

[Anonymous No.]

Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ No.]

How could this happen
to me. I've made my mistakes.
Got nowhere to run.

[MANkoto !/uhtKOHuio No.]

I am not creative enough to make such a wonderful haiku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410905
True expert is here,
Kana is for fags, right bro?
Go back to Heisig

[Anonymous No.]

I've become so
Numb I can't
Feel you there

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410920
Dear anon,
By rest I didn't mean katakana or/and kanji,I meant for the rest of the job.

[<丶｀∀´>っ-̾ No.]

>>2410920
It doesn't matter
Hangul is so much better
Corea manse!

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2410733
A knock at the door
"Pay the court a fine or serve
your sentence" he says
Anonymous 04/11/09(Sat)18:50 No.2410949>>2410920Dear anon,By rest I didn't mean katakana or/and kanji,I meant for the rest of the job.

>>

<丶｀∀´>っ-̾ 04/11/09(Sat)18:50 No.2410951>>2410920It doesn't matterHangul is so much betterCorea manse!

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>2410733
A knock at the door
"Pay the court a fine or serve
your sentence" he says

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to die
I hate my life and myself
I will die alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410951
Corea is pig,
Kimchi tastes like shit and piss,
Failing satellite

[<丶｀∀´>っ-̾ No.]

>>2410981
Fuck you choppari
I demand that you give me
Apology juice

[Anonymous No.]

>>2410971
Athens is a fag
He will always be a fag
Enjoy your women

[Anonymous No.]

>>2411019
>>2410981
>>2410951
ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ...

정신 지체.