/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

About how much does Alice shit in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.]

Enough to fill this whole board with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough to fill the bowl

[Anonymous No.]

A volume equivalent to the entirety of Gensokyo. Because it's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408291
>>2408292

HOLY CRAP BABY JESUS!! HIVEMIND!!!

[Suigin !YUsuiginy. No.]

What's with all the Alice hate today?

Oh, it's Saturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408291
What, she doesn't like chocolate cake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408305

Why saturday?

[Anonymous No.]

You now realize that the Touhou girls go to the bathroom in holes they dig in the ground outside.

Because toilets don't exist in Gensokyo.

[Pygmalion !rNk8s6TM.Q No.]

>>2408285
Perfect image for that question. ugh.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2408322

This, fleas, and irregular bathing are things that people often forget are a part of feudal living.
Gensokyo is still stuck in the age of Feudal Japan, when things such as toilet paper and bathing more than once a week were unheard-of.

Of course, the average Anon will probably just say that miko armpits taste better with some baked-on sweat and dirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408310
Mayhaps because that's the current day of the week. And highschoolfags are abound and frolicking. Don't know why this no-name tripfag has his panties in a bunch over people saying touhou is shit, despite the fact that it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408338
I wonder if NekoArc gets fleas?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2408348

Why don't you ask one of your Friendly Neighborhood Neco-Arcs?

There's lots of them on /jp/ these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408338
>Gensokyo is still stuck in the age of Feudal Japan
>irregular bathing
1. The Border went up in 1884 during the Meiji Period.
2. Bathing has always been srs bzns to Japanese. Did you think that public bathhouses exist only in anime?

[Neko Arc !moP5hQNALs No.]

>>2408377

>Friendly

I AM ANGER GIVEN FORM.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2408382

1. That's awesome, but Word Of God(ZUN)states that the culture is that of Feudal Japan with some mythological elements. I am fully aware of the date of the Hakurei Border's closing. Perhaps the culture devolved a bit or something, I'm not certain about this.

2. Back then, if you were rich you could afford to be srs bzns about bathing. I doubt the poorer citizens in the feudal ages could enjoy such luxuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>Because toilets don't exist in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

So if youkai are formed from discarded objects (see: Medicine, Kogasa) does that mean somewhere in Gensokyo there are shit youkai running around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408507
"Poo Monsters" is the proper term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408528

shut up you have six fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408507

As long as decomposers like dung beetles don't find them, or simply by not getting broken down into soil, it might be possible after hundreds of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408539

[Anonymous No.]

>>2408550

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF