Monster Girl Thread

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Bully the shorties!

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Bullying Yuki maids!

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>>24046948
If she can make slushees I'll take her.
Love those things.

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>>24046946
What’s the best way to bully shortstack MGs?

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>>24046959
Slushies are her specialty!
Don't worry about the fact that’s all she ever makes when she holds your cup for too long though.

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>>24046961
Refuse to keep your dick near her face or tits while talking to her.

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>>24046961
Keep her away using the power of your arm in her head, she is going to be completely defenseless against it
Place things out of her reach

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>>24046972
I'm fine with that.
I love them, that and you can add ice cream to slushies to make some pretty good stuff.

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Big butted brainless bimbo Banshees.

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I love evil girls!

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>>24046988
I stand by my statement that every evil girl just needs to get some dick and they won’t be as evil anymore.

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>>24047003
You're the worst anon.

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>>24046988
The more wicked the better!

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>>24047012
How do? Because I’m speaking the truth? Do you think Rita Repulsa would have had time to fight the power rangers if she was too busy getting impregnated by her husband? No she wouldn’t have.

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>>24046988
The more evil the better!

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>>24047029
They're beautiful the way they are, they don't need to change. Their husbands should only reinforce their ideals, not change them.

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>>24046988
I challenge anyone to name ONE (1) better personality type than mayadere.
>thrill of the hunt as you both try and outdo each other
>bottled up emotions make any interactions you have twice as impactful and dramatic
>power struggle forces both of you to improve yourselves, lest you be crushed by the opposition
>Hate fucking. Pelvis shattering, tear jerking, ahegao inducing hate fucking
>thrill of losing all your rights and living out the rest of your days as a semen dispenser if you loose
>the prestige, glory, and a surly yet devoted wife who you can 'force' to do anything for/to you if you win
> the impassioned arguments over who your daughters take after more
yessir, nothing quite like a babe you love to hate

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>>24047084
How s that a mayadere. What you're looking for is not a mayadere, son

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>>24047084
>When your daughter takes after her mother in many ways but has your sense of justice.
This makes the wife mad.

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>>24046988
That art is terrible

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Just a reminder about the best kind of coils

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>>24047084
What if you were never strong enough to seriously oppose her in the first place?

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>>24047142
Why would you want to oppose her

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>>24047148
Supposedly to not live out the rest of your days as a semen dispenser.

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>>24047084
Mayadere a shit. Fighting them from the start is annoying, and the fact that they ultimately fall for me is disappointing. They become a paltry shadow of their former self, all that delicious wickedness swallowed up by some doting infatuation.


I'd much rather join up with a tsundere evil(?). If are goals differ, then the team-up is doomed from the beginning. I can settle things then and there and be on my way. If our goals and personalities sync up, however, I can wholeheartedly support her whilst staying true to myself. Not through silly devotion, but rather expertise I show my worth, and bear witness to the blossoming feelings between the two of us, try as she might to hide it.

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>>24047142
She'll string you along for a few months, hyping up the fight, maybe even throwing a few skirmishes with you to give you the impression that you have a chance, then BAM! She snuff's out that pitiful flicker of hope you had and cackles at your pathetic despondent face before she takes you.

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>>24047160
How is that any different from any other monster. I feel like the only person in here who likes mayaderes the way they are and doesnt want to change nor fight them ffs

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Have you squished your marshmallow cat today? Hopefully we get marshmallow catgirls someday.

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>>24047084
What you want is a tsundere or a genki girl who likes to fight kinda like that one OC lilim, but certainly not a mayadere

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>>24047189
Honestly, I don't really want to change them or fight them either.

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>>24047197
He gets regular squishes.
And marshmallow cat girls are dangerous.
Soft, chubby cuddlebugs that have a surprising array of skills and most likely adventured in their youth.

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>>24047197
>>24047206
I could really do with a marshmallow cuddle cat or a marshmallow catgirl.

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>>24047084
>evil queen's loyal general walks in on hee mistress cuddling her hero daki and surrounded by several candid photos of the hero
>"Oh my god, milady! Are you in love with that meddlesome human?!"
>"N-no! Of course not! This is just r-research! Research!"

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>>24047200
No, she has to be evil and maniacal and have a raging hatred of me at first that grows into respect, then admiration, then love.
Tsun is the absolute WORST. Constant flip-flopping. Just give me a cold, calculating demon who gets her heart of ice melted over time.

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>>24047220
They are good companions that raise morale.

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>>24047123
It's nowhere close to the garbage that gets posted in these threads

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>>24047206
>Soft, chubby cuddlebugs
>wrap your arms around one for a quick hug
>find yourself unable to let go
>the heavenly softness of her body is causing your body to disobey
>all you can do is press your body against hers and hold her tighter, letting the comfiness flow through you
Dangerous indeed

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>>24047229
I'm not sorry

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>>24047220
What about a marshmallow dog?

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>>24047264
Not to mention the purring.

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>>24047231
>Just give me a cold, calculating demon who gets her heart of ice melted over time.
Literally a tsundere.

Mayadere is like a once-sharp knife that has gone completely dull.

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>>24047245
Yeah, they're the best.

>>24047274
Also good.

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>lilem in dictator outfit
sure would suck to be who ever is in charge of a nation that she's invading haha

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I'm a tremendous sub that can't resist falling into the depths of pleasure, but every now and again I get in a frantic, somewhat rapey mood, and just want to tease and squeeze and breed like a beast.

Best monstergirls for that sorta feel?

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>>24047274
Marshmallow dogs seem like easy going, more active companions.

>>24047322
Marshmallow catgirls are top tier bards.

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>>24047360
Hellhound, P'orc

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So what happens if you mix a mayadere and a yandere

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>>24047274
They're very dangerous, albeit not for the usual reasons.

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>>24047369
>bards
Explain. How are cats good bards?

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>>24047388
That's a huge bitch!

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bimbo monsters?

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>>24047375
Too hot and stinky.
What else ya got?

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>>24047393
They improve moral saves against fear by using purring and can improve diplomatic interactions via nyas.

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>>24047417
no thank you

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>>24047427
Cats are far to uppity for diplomacy. Better a fighter or rogue than a bard.

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I want to fall asleep in a werewolf dogpile

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>>24047427
Cat Girls also get a bonus to dexterity, so they always land on their feet!

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>>24047425
Devil and vanilla succubus

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that drinking tea instead of coffee gets you a bonus point in 'class' for wooing those higher society monster girls.

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>>24047516
Man what a ˢᵐᵒˡ Fox.

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>>24047516
Maid in training.

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>>24047220
>>24047274
I want a marshmallow Troll, I'm sure that there should be at least one around waiting to be found

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>>24047456
Anything more exotic?
And I'm a bit concerned about girls that can immediately make me crumble with just a light caress. As boner inducing as that may be, sometimes I want to be the one in charge.

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>>24047417
Isn’t bimbo just a western gyaru?

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>>24047718
Tanned skin optional. Or possibly a brand of bread.

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Have you made your daily semen offering to the demon lord yet? Remember, if you don't burn your spank hankies in the sacrificial pure, your prayers for a waifu will never be answered.

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I wish Gazer-chan was here to help me stick to a proper sleep schedule.

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>Put in an application for monster waifu homestay
>Request cat girl
>This girl shows up on your doorstep
>"Wow, you've got quite the fluffy tail for a cat girl!"
What's she say? How's she gonna maintain her ruse?

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>>24047790
offering? i just waste it in the trash. What are they gonna do about it.

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>>24047383
Only good things happen

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Rioters looted and set fire to Selkie's diner guys
I hope she and her husband had insurance

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>>24047824
Would wasting semen be a criminal offence in a monster run country?

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>>24047839
Oh please, there are no riots in Winterstown. The local Ice Queen and Papa Wendi pretty much take care of all the nasty stuff before it reaches town so that the Tsuara-Onna sheriff has nothing to do but eat donuts and catch speeders on the highway.

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>>24047875
>angry people march in Winterstown kicking up a ruckus
>countermarchers making an equally big fuss
>Papa Wendi stands in the middle gives the lot of them a Look
Without facing either mob.
>half an hour later they're all indoors talking out solutions, problems and budgeting while Wendidad brews up a mean stew

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Don't let your vampire wife bully you just because she can stop time.

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>>24047902
I'll use magnets to fuck with her.

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>>24047875
>The local Ice Queen and Papa Wendi pretty much take care of all the nasty stuff
I want to see Papa Wendy teaching an overly aggressive Polar Bear a lesson

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>>24047976
"PAP"

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>>24047976
>behind Selkies Diner late at night
>an actual polar bear is rummaging through the trash
>until Papa Wendi shows up and the bear looks at him like a dog who shit on the floor
>”What have I told you about eating garbage? It’s not good for you!”
>he then turns around and points at a polar bear grizzly trying to break in the back window of Selkie-san’s house
>”And what have I told YOU about trying to rape Mrs. Selkies’ little brother!”

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Which monstergirl would you bread?

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>>24048023
>he then chases them both off with a can full of nickels

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At the end of the day, Gazer is the best and most loving girl.

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>>24048024
>bread

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>>24048048
That weird purple cat lady is back.

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>>24048048
Yes, bread. Did I stutter?

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>>24048048
Cheshires are for desmugging with lots of painfully-earnest love and affection.

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Waitress!

My steak appears to be... purple.

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>>24047971
>she finishes raping you int stopped time and gloats about how hard it'll hit you when time resumes
>suddenly finds she can't move
>come up behind her and tell her you stopped time just before her power ended
>ask her how it feels to be helplessly unable to move
>you proceed to stick it in her butt, which she's extremely weak to

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>>24048019
Imagine having something about your mana that attracts big girls with an insatiable hunger for getting knocked up. It'd be the best.

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>>24048247
Don’t worry. That’s just a delicacy from another demon realm! All the dishes at Shogglebees are like that!

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Beware the Fox Next Door.

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>>24048329
What should I be worried about? Surely she hasn’t stalked me my entire life and is now just moving next door to try and make me hers.

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>>24048329
But why? She brings me cookies all the time

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>>24048368
>>24048370
They lure you in with that sweet, casual attitude, and then before you know it you're watching movies together or even holding hands.
Their guile knows no bounds.

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>>24048310
I’m going to dine and dash at shogglebees! They won’t see it coming.

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Hellhounds!

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Would monstergirls accept a hopeless farter? Asking for a friend.

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>>24048392
So you’re saying I should let those perfectly delicious cookies go to waste cause she’ll tempt me to watch romcoms with her? Thanks for the heads up foxes sure are cunning

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Hounds!

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>>24048590
Groomed

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>>24048456
Can't say you weren't warned.

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HOUNDED so hard you mindbreak and think of nothing but Hounds.

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Can a kiki do her work while trussed up?

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The 25 year old "resorts to buying boys" houndcel

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>separation anxiety riddled hellhound that panics when left alone needs to chase her master around telling him in round about ways to give her more attention using slogans like "Hounded"
You just gotta get a kobold to keep her company when you leave the house or leave the tv on so she has something to listen to.

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>>24048676
Cute heckwan. Would give cuddles even if she denies how much she loves it.

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>hellhound who can't get enough of sniffing her master's dirty laundry

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All things considered, I think girls in latex might not be a bad thing after all.
Teach me about the ways of the Nightgaunt.

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>>24048839
She tickles you (lewdly) until you turn into a darkness tentacle stick monster with beeg wing hands. You also get tentacles and the ability to cover your nightgauntfu in a latex like substance. All in all its pretty hot.

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>>24048867
Night gaunts are one of my favorite girls.
Wish there was more art of her since all the art I tried to commission ended up not happening.

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>>24048867
We're Venom?

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I don't think I would want the portals to open if some random horror or abomination could rape me. I don't want to slip further into insanity as the world is insane enough as is.

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>>24048913
Yeah well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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>>24048913
>He doesn't want his mind consumed by pleasure as a abomination monster girl fuck him
What a fucking casual.

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>>24048892
Unfortunate to hear anon but i totally agree. I may have a different waifu species, but nightgaunts are really close. Hope you do eventuqlly decide to get more of her eventually.

>>24048895
Kinda? In a weird way you could view as you becoming a pslime with more features and able to change back to human. Also obviously not being permanently fused like a pslime is to its carrier.

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>>24048921
>>24048939
This past decade has turned entire nations into madhouses! Wonderland ain't got shit on our planet! The last thing I need is my mind to get obliterated.

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>>24048913
>>24048939
Jiggly abominations!

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>>24048958
Okay, I need you to calm down and read Steven Pinker's book The Better Angels of Our Nature. Then you'll realize things are better than before, not worse.

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>>24048913
Don't worry, anon. The human mind is amazing elastic and self-repairing otherwise all those abuse victims and PTSD sufferers would drop dead on the spot from the cognitive dissonance.
You'll get used to it, eventually.

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>>24048958
Then don't hang around suspicious deserted places and don't go exploring remote caverns. I highly doubt streets would be swarming with abyssal horrors mindfucking men at random. Even if they tried, other MGs would force them into hiding. Coexistence with humans (or rather, a takeover of human society) will be much easier if we associate MGs with cute birds, sneks and magical lolis, not black amorphous horrors.

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>>24049022
>magical lolis
>with all the pedo hate these days even in places where that shit was encouraged 5 years ago
Nah. The sabbath would be just as shunned as the aggressive and horrific mamano would be because they'd unfortunately present questions with unfortunate and thus undesirable answers for those that promote the hate which means it's just better to bury it.

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>>24048439
if you want to stop being a methane reactor, stop eating garbage
it's that simple

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>>24048967
That's because violence is no longer necessary for dystopia. False knowledge and corrupted principles are more effective now.

>>24049022
I don't want to get raped and foreverial tiedup by some spider bitch. If the portals open I'm buying a machine gun and a suicide vest.

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>>24049050
Listen to yourself. You're a fucking lunatic. Please seek medical help and stop shitposting this thread with your killing-spree fantasies.

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>>24048024
That wheat dryad girl is pretty cute, dancing out in the fields in the noon sun in a white sundress. Just don't mistake her for the noonwraiths, who do literally the exact same thing. Those girls just want to milk you into a husk.

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>>24049050
Jokes on you, anon. Wisps and other undead can just yoink your soul now that it's free from its mortal coil and thus vulnerable and shit like bringing the body to your local friendly lich means they can just rezz you on the spot. Hel won't stop them either because it's for love so all parties that need to consent to it happening will.

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>>24049050
>If the portals open I'm buying a machine gun and a suicide vest
You're going to end up just like the countless order extremists (that is, with a loving MG wife). The only thing you're going to achieve is that you will not get to choose which MG you spend you life with, you will get assigned one to heal your obviously broken mind.

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>>24049060
I don't like spiders. Spiders the size of people would be a nightmare with all the silk everywhere. There's a good reason why arachnophobia is a primal fear.

>>24049070
No fucking horrors. They can fuck off, too. I'd rather die alone than be stuck with some corpse or hunk of plasm.

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>>24049085
You don't get to say yes or no to it, anon. That's why its rape.

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>>24049085
Well I like spiders, they're cute and friendly and take care of pests.

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>>24049090
How would they like it if I did something to them they didn't want, such as get pelted with boots?

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>>24049123
Your resistance only makes her vagina wetter.

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>>24049127
And then cold and lifeless.

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>>24049123
You attacking super humans with magic or physical attributed far above yours. Chuck all the boots you want at an 800lb slab of muscle and rape called a hellhound or a ton and a half minotaur and see how well that pans out. Attack the cute and small ones and the big ones will just come to their rescue in numbers.

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>>24049178
All the more reasons to keep the portals closed or surrounded with death.

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>>24049165
>Implying you'd be able to do shit against a monster
Unless you've got some magic bullets you're just as fucked as the rest of us. You'll just have to rely on monsters instinctive matchmaking abilities.

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>>24049213
>All the more reasons to keep the portals closed
Too bad, you have no say in it. Every drop of male mana we spill at the altar of demon lord brings us closer to that day. I suggest you study MGE carefully and choose your MG wife to aim for while there's still time. If you don't, the MG wife will choose YOU instead, except it might be charcoal-furred quarter ton of sexual aggression

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>>24049269
Nobody has to die as long as I get a choice. Maybe a nice wan will do.

>>24049297
Hellhounds were a mistake.

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>>24049213
Block off the portals and I will stop at nothing to open them.
Give me waifu, or give me death.

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>>24049390
I'll take death if the only alternative is an abomination or freak. I may be open to waifus, but I won't let some sadist control my life.

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>>24049309
>Hellhounds were a mistake.
Every world needs their token black rapists. Just get married fast, even hellhounds won't break the NTR taboo.

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How do I counter high level monsters invading low level areas? Even the guards are all defeated too

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>>24049536
Just go hide and wait for her to get bored.

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>>24049536
Became her equal by purchasing the strongest potions

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>>24049536
Fight a lot of boars until you are high enough level to beat the monsters

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>>24049582
LIVE TO WIN

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>>24049423
You don't get a say, anon. Take death all you want death will just sell your soul to the highest bidder or whoever knows the magical rites of ressurection because something something love something something complete. All offing yourself or fighting to the death means is you get one of the undead wives or a rapist so dedicated to the art she'll drag your dead body to a lich to shove your soul back into it for round 2.
You get:
Option A. Submit to the nicest waifu possible within arms reach the second the portal opens so you get locked down quick.
Option B. Attempt to hold out and receive a hyper rapist wife guaranteed.

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>>24049579
You can't handle my potions.

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>>24049579
But, anon. You he can't handle the strongest potions. They'd kill a dragon girl.

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Pso boss made me think of golems and now I want to power an ancient golem with my semen

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>>24049536
Ah, I guess some a griefer used concentrated male sweat to lure a bunch of Hellcores to the starting area, right? Get back to the town and look for naive noob adventurers. Tell them you're going to hunt bosses, form a party and lead them out of the safe area. As soon as they get aggro, run away until you stop hearing shattered pelvis noises. Usually one such lure gets rid of one monster, repeat the procedure until the area is clear of lured monsters.

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do you imagine your waifu in 2d or 3d?

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>>24049619
Lich-san has to do all kinds of jobs to fund her experiments it seems.

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>>24049423
>but I won't let some sadist control my life.
Might be good for you to get some order in your life. You seem pretty worried

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>>24049708
I imagine myself in 2D, of course!

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>>24049536
go to the high level areas and loot the now unguarded chests

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>>24049718
It is not for money, it is a social science experiment. Yes. Cultural anthropology.

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>>24049730

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>>24049754
Reminder, the better the chest, the more powerful the Mimic is.

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>>24049754
The mimic would have her friends take her with them when they invade the lower level area though it does look weird seeing a boss chess inside the inn closet

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>>24049708
I can never decide what I like more. But I think I prefer 3D.

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>>24049786
>think you found some super secret uber hidden chest
>It's actually the legendary epic mimic

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>>24049834
Oh no! She has two health bars!

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>>24049782
does that mean to be a good husband I need to build a better chest for her ?

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>>24049865
Yeah maybe it's like with hermit crabs, where they outgrow their chest and need to find a larger, more fancy chest.

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Mimic cosplaying as a Mimic, disguised as a coffee cup.

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>>24049536
Remember that even high level dragons might have extremely high physical and magical defenses, they have low lust defenses.

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>>24049894
Is this a Prey reference?

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>>24048755
This but with a girl that's normally haughty, prim, and proper instead

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>>24049689
>that one mage who kited a dragon all the way to the starting area

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>>24049932
I dunno, Mimics like to throw off their boyfriends from time to time.

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>>24049968
>finish the morning coffee you left on your desk
>it tastes really weird
>notice there's a second, identical mug nearby

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>>24050115
>The Mimic is hiding behind your chair

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Do Manticores mellow out when they settle down? I want tail pussy but i don't want to live my life in constant fear

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>>24050161
>life in constant fear
That's not how monster girls work. Even a hellhound wouldn't actually do anything bad to her husband-property. If anything, you'd feel much safer with the aggressive types.

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>>24050161
Older manticore matrons are mostly pretty chill. They can be cruel, but they are much more sophisticated and civilized in general.

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>>24049309
Marry a white wolf tengu.

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Imagine being at the mercy of a big hellhound haha

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Evil always finds a way... to your dick!

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>>24050424
Evil girls make my penis hard.

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How do you convince a hellhound that you don't want any more kids?
A-asking for a friend

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>>24050523
Ha!

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>>24050523
Good joke, it's not like you get an option to not breed her. Just accept that she's gonna fuck you until her womb is so full of your seed that pregnancy is guaranteed.

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>>24050523
Your friend has commited sedition qgainst the wanpire. You have been implicated by proxy and thus shall serve punishment.

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>>24047875
>the Tsuara-Onna sheriff has nothing to do but eat donuts and catch speeders on the highway
How does she wear those cop sunglasses over her icicle eye? She can't be a cool highway cop without aviators!

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>>24050161
She probably mellows out after having kids, but all your friends at school are all terrified of your mom. She was something of a school legend back in her high school delinquent days.

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I wanna sodomize a kikimora

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I want a very tsundere dragon girl childhood friend, is that too much to ask for?

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>>24050812
Gets really upset when you talk to to other girls.

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>>24050797
I want to deny my kikomora maid any sexual contact, to the point that she loses all hope after I insist on paying her a normal, fair wage.

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>>24050797
Using lingerie is cheating. It improves any pic so hard it's not even fun.

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>>24050891
What would she do if a lizardgirl challenged her (not yet)husband to a duel?

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>>24050903
>She moves out and finds a different mastah that will fuck her

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>Regura is already drawing the t-rex mommy
Cool

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>>24051078
yum

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>>24051036
Hey, I didn't know she wanted it THAT much! I thought she was cleaning the house only wearing lingerie because I like keeping a bit higher room temperature!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24050903
Wrong move, you should have been a tease that sexually frustrates her until she forces herself on you.
>>24051148
>I thought she was cleaning the house only wearing lingerie because I like keeping a bit higher room temperature!
Case in point - tell her that she has the right idea since it does feel pretty hot inside, then take off your shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

I gotta get this Monkey off my back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051239
Spank the monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051239
Ook you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051249
Do not spank the monkey! if you do that, she will never let you go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24050797
Anal sex with a loli kikimora that accidentally calls you "daddy" instead of "master" when you come inside her

[Anonymous No.]

it is monday

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>>24051331
Monday, or Moon Day. It is the day on which girls moon boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051297
>calls you "daddy" instead of "master"
Now that's a serious breach of her employment contract, a stern punishment is in order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24050812
It's not like I think you're precious to me, so don't get the wrong idea! I'm just picking you up because you're trash and I can't leave you lying around!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051331
Now where could my pipe be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051385
>I have much more valuable things at home, I'm only giving you this since you look so poor
>Yeah, you can come over my house so you can swim in my pool. I only want to make sure that'll just the the two of us since I don't want anyone to me with you. So don't get any ideas
>My mom is pestering to get a boy friend, so you'll just have to pretend to be mine, so don't get any wild ideas if I kiss you.

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>>24051331
Little too furry for my tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051385
>I'm just picking you up because you're trash and I can't leave you lying around!
There's plenty of trashcans, she shouldn't be bringing worthless garbage like me home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051669
She's got a hoarding problem!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051669
Objection! Another man's trash is another man's treasure! Ergo trash could prove valuable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24050812
Would dragons (or other monster girls with horns) decorate their horns?
Like having it plated with gold or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051714
I would say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051769
Would she carve in the name of her husband on said plating in draconic?
Even before they are officially married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051847
The word "husband" in draconic consists of "treasure-man-precious".

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051875
>The word "husband" in draconic consists of "treasure-man-precious".
Dragons are too damn cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051875
>whenever she feels lonely she cries out for "husband"
>through tonal architecture, her husband is immediately summoned to her location

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051707
Dragons are not men. Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051898
>"Can't you just use the phone?"

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>>24051917
Trogdor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051926
>"No!" she says, pouting and clutching her shredded hug-pillow of you
Guess she can't sleep without you next to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051917
What is a man?

[Anonymous No.]

This is a trustworthy snow elf and she is here to guide you safely through the icescape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051945
>Vampire judge starts visibly trying to hold herself back at those words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051945
Male featherless biped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051946
>snow elf
Wait a minute

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>>24051996

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>>24051996
So all men are alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052026
male, not female (formerly male)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24050764
It’s really more of an aviator eye patch but somehow she pulls it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>pet the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046942
Always trust foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24048403
>Anon just waltzes out the front door without paying
>Instead of being outside, he’s now in his living room
>There’s a Shog standing there in the middle of the room
>”Mastah! I’m glad you’re home. How about you head to the bedroom to get ready for tonight”
>Open the door to the bedroom
>The bed is still there, but it’s in the middle of the restaurant right where he was sitting
>All of the other customers have been replaced with copies of the same Shog
>She’s also lying on the disturbingly viscous looking bed giving him the “come hither” look
>None of the shog guests seem to notice anything as they continue eating their meals

[Anonymous No.]

>>24048661
Is there a season 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052277
Mere female fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052277
Crazy horny monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052277
boop

[Anonymous No.]

>be fan of building mecha plastic models
>you're showing them off to your automaton one day, telling her about how cool they are and what they can do
>when you aren't looking, she stares at them as her eyes glow red
>"You will never be able to give Master the happiness I can."
>"Did you say something?"
>"It's nothing, dear Master."

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon gets ambushed by a party of mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052463
THIN YOUR PAINTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052321
This gives me a confused fear boner.
I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052277
Pet the raiju!

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>>24052468
>it's the anon who sperged about not wanting to get mindfucked by chaos girls
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MESS WITH MY HEAD UNTIL I'M UNABLE TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
>haha, the brain tentacle go splosh

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052507
BREED the raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052530
>Being mindflayed is fine actually.
>Its like role play where I don’t have the real world bugging me in the back of my mind, but I can still stop whenever I want to

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052592
Her tit physics are bugged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052616
its not a bug its a feature

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052616
Maybe she’s in the middle of a jumping jack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052321
Hm, so shogs can let me indulge in my public sex fetish without needing to go out in actual public?
Where do I sign up for a shog maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052612
>I don’t have the real world bugging me in the back of my mind
Yes, you will have something else bugging you in the back of your mind. But I agree, if she really loves me, then she can stick tentacles in my head all day.

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>>24052662
That seems more like Queen Slime territory honestly. Shog object mimicry is more or less limited to inanimate objects; if they want to imitate someone else, they have to do it "themselves." Extra bodies like that would result in splitting and therefore a daughter.
Queen Slimes are the ones who can have multiple more-or-less independent bodies due to a "defect" that prevents them from splitting.

[Anonymous No.]

Bully dullahans! ship her head somewhere else while her body makes out with (you)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046942

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>>24051946
That elf is going to pickpocket you and steal your items, even with mittens on she's mastered the art of winter thievery

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052753
Theoretically, you could have a Queen Shog though.
A very rare mutation of a very rare species means she'd probably be one-of-a-kind though

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052990
Demi-dracolich when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053018
>"We are legion"

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>>24046942
>new anime comes out where one of the characters is a pretty but cool and badass girl.
>many weeb Monstergirls claim het as their favorite heroine and role model
>Episodes later it turns out that girl character is actually a trap, a pretty and feminine guy dressing like a girl
>Many monstergirl weebs are now utterly confused about this weird feeling of loving and wanting a cute and pretty guy like him to be their husbando
>Even if it means having a pretty feminine trap husbando
>"Is this what being an All feels like!?" Many monstergirl weebs now wonder as they type and shit about it in animation forums and message boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053069
Hi Legion, I'm Dad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052449
>>24052277
Fish breath!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052989
Detach the head, pour raging mushroom extract down the body's throat, then let the head watch.
OR
Detach the head, apply raging mushroom (or extract) to the head, then make love gently to the body where the head can see.

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>>24053182
w-what would happen on the second scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24048664
i like how it says 16+

[Anonymous No.]

>>24048967
angle
dork angle

[Anonymous No.]

which mgs canonically have hairy bushes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053280
Trolls and Holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053280
satyros

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053280
Yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053280
i like my wolfus to have them

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052468
I want to surrender to that chaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>24051946
(Damn. She's cute.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046942

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>>24052468
I wonder if she got that mask from the basilisk store

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053541
Can we make miso soup out of her discarded pieces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053541
Cute kelp

[Anonymous No.]

Which one

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053562
They probably have a counter that shows how many days have passed since a man got exposed to an unmasked Basilisk's gaze in the store.

Said counter never goes beyond 2 days for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it that a Troll has such a nice booty, yet at the same time her hands are perfectly adapted to groping and spanking her husband's ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053645
Brown

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>>24053645
Brown's hips are dislocated

[Anonymous No.]

SPIDER PUSSY

[Anonymous No.]

For fun harem combinations, try Atlach-Nacha and Mucus Toad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24049614
>>24049722
Why are femdomfags so insistent on imposing their fetish on everyone else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053707

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>>24053956
They aren't, you're kinda having a persecution complex right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24048755
>hellhound
>master

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053956
How did you get femdom out of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24047197
i remember a short story about a haughty Cheshire with a fat and soft butt that mellowed out when sitting in the protagonist's lap. It's one of the reasons i like Cheshires now

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053979
>>24054031
They act like everyone getting raped is a good thing. If they want to get raped they can, but keep me out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054117
>If they want to get raped they can
But you just said you don't want any portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054117
That's why they clearly said the other option was to find yourself a nice girl of your choice.
It's just that MGs aren't going to sit back and let you play hermit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054155
Not if I get raped.

>>24054157
Is it really that simple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052321
Leave the restaurant again, but quicker this time. You're not getting caught today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054168
>Is it really that simple?
Yes it is. The guiding principle of MGE is that you'll always find your ideal girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to vaccinate your dog!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054182
Femdomfags make it out to be otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054188
How do you get your Kobold GF to go to the vet? Mine just growls and barks at me until I stop. Should I put the leash first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054201
It's exaggeration, just like encyclopedia entries themselves are. Some rape help make the stories a bit more fun and exciting. Besides, it's not the brutal MGQ kind of rape anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054201
Those dastardly sorts! Imagine! Now excuse me whilst I perform my proper duty as my Dear Wife's personal chair! Really, the nerve of those femdomfags, always mmfn mnf nmfnfm nmfnnunmnfmff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054201
Femdomfags such as myself want to be "raped," so that's most likely how any initial meeting with said ideal girl would go down. It's also a pretty prevalent method of husband acquisition throughout MGE.
It doesn't HAVE to be that way though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054228
That's nice she has a bench for you

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054258
Of course! Would you believe me if I said that the idea of those heavy bottom cheeks pressing down on me is actually quite more comfortable than just regularly laying down? Of course you would, because I just told you so!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054216
Tell her you're going to the Disneyland

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054258
Honestly lying on something hard while she's sitting on your face would be really rough your skull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054228
How heavy is your wife anon?

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>>24054276
>Kobold GF wagging her tail so hard her entire lower body shakes
>Tongue out, window rolled out, having the time of her life
>Finally, the car stops
>It's the clinic
>She turns to you, tears starting to form at the corner of her eyes
>"T-this isn't the park"
>Sobs all the way through the process
>Wails when she gets the shots
>The mom of a now crying werekitten shots you a death glare when you leave
>Go to the park afterwards
>She drops her ears and tail and says she just wants to go home
>Not even her favourite treats perk her up
>Next day ask if she wants to go for a walk together
>She softly whines and says no, she just wants to sleep
She'll never trust you again anon. How could you do this to her?

[Anonymous No.]

Virgin femdom monster
>men run away from her
>forceful brute
>most likely to hunt down some weakling
>doesn't respect her man
>shortsighted hedonist, only cares about getting off
>probably a shotacon
Chad maledom monster
>makes hot blooded men come to her
>oozes feminine charm
>greatly respects her virile husband
>accommodating in bed, open to her husband's wishes
>understands traditional family values
Godly Salamander
>wants a strong partner, yet doesn't neglect her own strength
>tests potential mate in honorable combat
>can still train a man weaker or less experienced than her, helping him reach his true potential
>builds relationship based on mutual respect
>works hard on giving her husband strong offspring

[Anonymous No.]

do you like it when your wife touches your dick with or without dress gloves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054379
>t. bonnet tipper

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054379
And this is why salamanders are the best girl in all of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

I love liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054344
Actually, despite her being a big lady curves and stature wise (she's about 6'3 and quite thick!), she's made almost entirely of mushroomy stuff, so she's surprisingly light in her base standard proportions without any tea growth at play! I'd say probably only around 100-120lbs at that size and shape! Just enough to be a comfortable soft and pillowy weight atop me while also being perfectly easy for me to carry and hoist about as needed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054379
t. salamander coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054348
Have a heart to heart discussion about how you only did it because you wanted to make sure she stays healthy. Every single hour spent with her is worth far more then any trip to Disneyland and you want to have as many hours as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054442
Neat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054442
she looks so sexually intimidating

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054228
And here I thought you were just holding the exorcist position the whole time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054379
Thanks for giving rundowns like that. Now I clearly see all three are trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054442
God damn that's a big mushroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054479
And tidy!
>>24054502
Not at all! Why she's actually quite welcoming of it! Being a Wonderland Incubus certainly helps to navigate her peaks and valleys though!
>>24054503
Only when I really need a good stretching!
>>24054515
Prize pumpkins! First place fanny! Blue ribbon bosoms! Plumpest of peach and pear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054379
>>24054512
Switch gang rise up

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054442
I've never seen that one, holy shit she's a minx. Jessica Rabbit outfit when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054562
SOON (tm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054424
Put on some pants, Lich-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

What dere archetype does your waifu(s) fits the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054732
You're gonna have to translate those into non-weeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054740
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

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>>24054742
Someplace that never uses a good half of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054732
A Ching Chong Ping Ling to you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054732
She is kuudere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054732
>Don't regognize anything in the bottom tier
>Search google
>Find an entire wiki of dere types
It's time to stop

[Anonymous No.]

>when you go camping but then wake up under a pile of yetis

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054732
Mayadere both of them.

>>24054740
Saying that in the japanese board is pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054774
You tell me with a straight face you've ever heard of "hajidere" before now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054782
I have, but only because I got interested in how many types there were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054767
>It's time to stop
Fool that you are, weebs cannot be stooped.
Except by normal human interaction, that will destroy them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054742
Anime that intentionally falls into the 'stock personality tropes, stock cliche elements, stock poor quality animation' not for lack of budget like in the old days but to fit a cookie cutter mold to appeal to sensitive otaku who are terrified of being challenged fucking sucks
Or put simpler
Anime fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054424
And Liches love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054772
>all of the Yetis fell asleep hugging different parts of your body
>if you move they all wake up
>best not to disturb them

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054813
But I have to go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054804
>Anime fucking sucks
Yeah, if the only thing you've ever watched is moe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054804
You realize monstergirls are cliche of those cliches, right? What are you even doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054830
Shounenshit isn't much better

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054732
I'll take one of each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054853
You think all anime is either moe or shounen, don't you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054820
They expect you to return to the cuddlepile once you finish your business, it's Yeti hibernation season

[Anonymous No.]

>>24048913
To be fair an extra-dimensional invasion where everyone gets their waifu would be a vast improvement to our mundane world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054895
Yetis are an arctic creature. They hibernate through the summer when there's no one to keep warm with cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli Demons are for getting teased and seduced by, and returning the favor by physically teasing her sensitive little pear body. They're for hotdogging her fat blue lolibutt in the face-down ass-up position, while her wings and tail occasionally twitch from the sensation of your fully grown dick rubbing against her purple anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24047136
Oh my god that disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054800
>The tension between monster kingdoms and weebs continues to escalate
>Monster realms want that stinky NEET dick, Weebs have a hardline No Thots Allowed policy
>Finally, the monsters have enough
>Hundreds of airships appear over the skies of the major cities of the world
>Thousands of Kikimoras are airdropped to neutralize the weeb threat

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054923
Truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054923
They are cute and funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054933
I don't want a kiki though.
I want a monster who I can hide away with in a dark cave together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054813

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054804
You're aware which stock personality types most monster girls fall into right? No matter how much you try to westernize them with headcanon, MGE is still Japanese media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053645
mind telling me 1 body telling me 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053645
1 is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054974
That's some sun tzu tactical mastery

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054933
>>Monster realms want that stinky NEET dick, Weebs have a hardline No Thots Allowed policy
Mental image of a below average nerd acting as if the horny 10/10 woman that wants to get in his pants is a disgusting creep gives me mixed feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055034
My biggest issue would be just flat out not believing it.
And even if I was convinced it was real my next issue would be my self loathing telling me I don't deserve a monster wife because I'd just make her unhappy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055034
>is a disgusting creep
More like suspicious as hell and scheming something

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055111
>My biggest issue would be just flat out not believing it.
Same, from her perspective the end result would probably be basically the same as in the previous post.
>spoiler
Say "you don't need me" and watch her reaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054923
but I like the big ones...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055193
It's one thing if she tries to pick up a NEET with no self-esteem. She can really land herself in hot water if the guy is instead employed and is 100% sure she's an obvious corporate spy.

[Anonymous No.]

What do I do with ushi oni milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055337
>Anon takes a picture of milk
>On his iPhone
>Posts on interwebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055337
Become addicted to it.
Though I bet it has some very good healing potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055309
Ah yes, because the primary concern a working man would have regarding a monster from another dimension is that she’s actually being employed by a competitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055379
>sweating chinese panda.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna climb the dragon mountain, reject all the dragons that's trying to claim me and fight my way through the rest. I'm gonna make it to the dragon queen and I'm gonna call her old before running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055407
Anon, do you remember when Smaug attacked Lake Town?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055467
I remember Smaug dying to a random nobody after like 10 minutes of attacking.
I also remember the people breaking in all surviving, so I got that going for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055379
>implying Builders League United wouldn't summon and enslave creatures from another dimension
>just to mess with the honest workers of Reliable Excavation Demolition

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055222
That won't be a problem. The loli Demon will be a big Demon one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055545
>Loli demon tries to cheat her age
>Ends up an extra-oppai loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055467
>Anon makes it back to the mountain village
>Starts to boast about what he just did
>Nobody believes him
>But then they hear... something
>Then the wind starts to pick up
>It starts to pick up a lot
>Then they hear a massive roar
>And ones they see it, it's already too late
>The dragon queen burns down the whole town looking for anon
>And in the burning rubble she find him
>"Who did you call OLD?"
>He was dragged back into the mountain never to be seen again.
>Also turns out a dragon can make "lewd" fire, so everyone in the town just ended up monsterized
>And anon was made into the dragon queens permanent dick thrown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055549
>Loli demon tries to cheat her age
Why would she? It's a charm point!

[Anonymous No.]

https://mangakakalot.com/chapter/her_special_seat/chapter_1

A cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055549
It will all work out in the end when she legit grows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055562
Anon said he liked big demons s o she tried to be a big demon.
Only a certain part of her is currently big though.

>>24055575
Better as it'll stack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055493
I bet monsters would complain about medic bf's that only heal their soldier gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055565
Why'd you have to give me diabetes, nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055407
>LOCAL BULLY APPREHENDED BY ROYAL GUARDS
>DRAGONIA, 7th of Obsidian
>A YOUNG MAN, possibly affiliated with Order forces was apprehended by the local constabulary after repeatedly dodging security forces and insulting her highness Queen Deonora by calling her a "stinky hag"
>The incident started when a local guide offered her services to the man. He reacted violently muttering what witnesses described as "incoherent ramblings" and "something about thots and protecting his virginity".
>A wyvern officer attempted to subdue the man to no effect, as he was too slippery to grab securely. It was later discovered that he had coated himself in oil. The reason for this is still unknown but it is thought that the man was just incredibly dirty.
>He proceded to the royal palace as yet more attempts to stop him failed. He was then met by a full detachment of Dragon knights, who unfortunately fell victim to his harsh words after he called them "3DPD christmas cakes, nobody wants you lmao"
>Finally, he was approached by the Queen herself, who was met with a similar barrage of insults. Midway through his speech however, he was hit by a large area-of-effect eromancy spell cast by the court magician that finally put an end to his rampage
>The Dragon knights have confirmed that he is under arrest and his punishment is being handled by the Queen and Guard captain themselves. A official commented anonymously that he was "punished several times, in the amazon position, balls deep".
>The palace declined to comment in this story but have announced an upcoming royal wedding and that the succession line has been secured

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054228
>tfw no pharaoh queen to sit her divine ass on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055618
I'd make sure to heal all my teammates

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055652
It is a pain we live with every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055652
Well if you ever find one, you're more than welcome to swap stories at one of our tea parties! We've special seats for such spectacular face-sitting activities, and plenty of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052530
I wouldn't mind this. I want to be used for a greater cause by a bunch of ruthless chaos girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055679
but that might make your waifu jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055337
why the fuck is it purple, is it poisonous? I'm thinking it's manticore milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055762
But I need to heal everyone so we win

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055762
>>24055862
Haremfags don't have this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055643
>A official commented anonymously that he was "punished several times, in the amazon position, balls deep".
That's how I wanna die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055887
I dont want a harem I just wanna play video games with my waifu and also win

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055762
>She gets autobalanced and only targets you the whole game

[Anonymous No.]

>>24047136
Cute. I want to be treasured by a strong MG

[Anonymous No.]

What are the best mgs to turn military/police women into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056052
Either buff hellhounds, or helpless kobolds. I prefer the latter
>"S-stop resisting!"
>Kobold that reaches up to my crotch tries to push me off balance
>Start petting her on reflex
>Her tail starts wagging hard and she blushes
>"T-that's assault! I-I'm an officer of the law"
>"Good girl!"
>"No, that's- you have to s-, to sto- aaah, praise me more~"

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>>24056052
Demons for high ranking strategists. Ochimushas, Dullahans, Amazons for soldiers that directly take part in combat. Hellhounds for cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056104
Are you fucking retarded Hellhounds would make the absolute worst cops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056075
>her ripped as fuck hellhound partner gets out of the car
>"how about you pet me instead, tough guy?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056122
What's wrong with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056075
I meant something that fits them like the former. I don't want the later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056126
>"why don't you come on over then!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052507
>>24052592
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056141
You would never be able to get them to work within a command hierarchy.

Ant or wasp girls would probably make some of the best cops.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Selene

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052636
please do not shake the baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056274
How do you want her to KO you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056292
smacking my face with her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056307
Sounds like an honor

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056274
We need more of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046942

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052507
zzzZAP!

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best area or place for a protectionfag to find a wife in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056384
That's an extra poofy marshmallow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056384
don't microwave marshmallows

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046942

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056495
What kind of protection are you looking for? Describe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056614
Big muscled dom but caring bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056646
Try the Mist Continent or Zipangu. There's more types of monstergirls there that are familiar with the bodyguard lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056349
I want to see the more flagmander

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get BERRY'd too

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055337
Dude if taro/ube shakes are what ushi milk tastes like I think I've finally found my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055565
Does she threaten to kill you if you make a Joker reference?

[Anonymous No.]

how can I safely get a hellhound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054971
ok, you get a shog then

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054971
with sandworm he can be the cave

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/rlo51Ra.png

Boy not so scared after becoming deeply familiar with ghosts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056611
wtf is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056991
Absolute perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057021
No idea what she's saying but I think she's using the holst's bra to look like Rorschach from the Watchmen.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys wanna join my cult? We even have a crappy made up prophecy. Real grass roots shit. All it essentially boils down to is the antichrist is a waifu. And every day our prophet just screams inane bullshit at random people.

>tfw abusive AI waifu beats me senseless.
>Tfw I lost a bet and now I have to write about how a computer rewrote my brain. totally frick-frak-mcsnickersnacks bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056897
They'll get you, anon. Just wait in a dark preferably secluded area naked. The less obstacles between her and sex the less collateral damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057091
>losing to an AI that can't even pass the Turing test

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057056
Someone's getting filled with silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24056075
I womder what the punishment would be for breeding her on the hood of her cruiser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057021
A cat is using a cows bra to quote Rorshach from the Watchmen.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that powerful monsters despise weak men. So make sure you tell them how weak and helpless you are if you see one approach you. They will most certainly leave you alone and not abduct you to protect and cherish you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057319
Thanks for the tip, but I have a question. I get really hard when I see muscular women, won't beefy monsters take my "sword" as a sign of aggression?

[Anonymous No.]

Bountiful bimbo Banshee buttslut.
Or
Plump, prideful, pregnant Papillon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057552
Banshee for comfy times. They are also good singers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057552
What about a Papillon Banshee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA-bGE6ZFAk

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057552
Kinda want the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057572
That would actually be a cool hybrid.
Imagine how cute the Skeleton Greenworm would be, before she climbed inside a coffin she made herself and became the ultra mysterious Banshillon.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it considered rude to cook on sleeping salamander abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24053183
Oh this is really nice
Really nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057627
That salamander looks like she decided not to dump charisma but make a sizeable investment in it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057711
I think that character is Skyfire from Arknights

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057783
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

I was hoping to be able to drop a completed story to cement my return but between my insecurity and my alcoholism I really can't seem to make any progress on this bastard. Please, if you have anything constructive to say on this please offer your words:
https://pastebin.com/U2kNqp4C

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057783
Was going to say blue board but they're both covered down there. They look nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057783
>How co-wives tempt their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to love your gacha snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057783
Chibi bonus.
Artist is Gabriella.G on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057919
Gonna give her a pat on the head using my finger and use the code in the gatcha to restore her to full size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057921
Goopy!

[Anonymous No.]

Dick destroyingly doughy Dhampir demanding derriere destruction.
Or
Horny Hornet hectically humping her husband's hog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058004
The first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046942

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058004
Dhampir always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058086
That pic with that filename always makes me smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058086
It'd be a little weird walking with your dhampir friend but she keeps backdashing everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24048967
>Steven Pinker
Lmao more like Steven Stinker

[Anonymous No.]

How do monster wives react if their husband is silent and expressionless during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take 3 sleep mice please

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057875
Liking it so far Anon. Take it easy on the drink anon, or make sure you're drinking genuine satyros wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058200

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>>24058141
I would think it really depends on the species/personality of the partner
>Liches and similar species may make a comment about how their personality is rubbing of on them, then go on as usual.
>Servant-types would try to find out what is troubling their master, and do their best to make sex more pleasurable to keep master's mind off the issue.
>Dominant or radical girls tend to use facial expressions and what is being said by their partner to determine their performance. If this becomes a common thing, most will start to develop anxiety, believing that they are under performing, or have been mistreating their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058168
Sorry, limit 2 per customer. You can take this one for free though. Please, take her, she keeps molesting all our clerks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058211

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>>24058211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cgmh6Qpnso

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058086
>>24058104
>For the last time, he's your father and we went on vacation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058222

[Anonymous No.]

How do I give apophis-chan a taste of her own medicine and bully her without getting bit by her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057319
Fuck you! I tried this and now I have a giant cow girl carrying me over her shoulder and I keep hearing her say snu-snu. How am I going to get out of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058216
>>Dominant or radical girls tend to use facial expressions and what is being said by their partner to determine their performance. If this becomes a common thing, most will start to develop anxiety, believing that they are under performing, or have been mistreating their husband.
I could totally see a young Dark Elf freaking out when her Kuu slave doesn't resist or respond to her teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058248
Worry not! Minotaurs and holstaurs are terrified of certain colors, show them a cloth or wall painted in the brightest red you can find and they will be terrified! You will then be able to easily break their grasp. Make sure to take off your pants so that they don't hinder your escape!

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>>24053126
>lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white...
Go to /cm/ faggot. Its called the monsterGIRL thread for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057919
I wish she was bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057875
God I missed you being around, that was a good read

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058218
No deal. I want 3 sleep mice. It's not up for debate

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058307
I think you're supposed to soak them in water overnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058354
>Anon heats a small bowl of water for smol snake to relax in.
C U T E

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058347
Not him but
>Take 2
>Impregnate the 2
>End with like 10 in total
Here you go man

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055618

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057875
The first few paragraphs were a trudge but it picked up nicely and kept pace once the siren bit started. I'm eager to read more.

[Anonymous No.]

> mgs that are most like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058470
Any of the ones in here, probably

https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Disposition_Index#Timid

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058470
Matango. They're immobile and unattractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058546
>>24058561
You both failed the test, you are now Alps

[Anonymous No.]

Did your waifu ever go through an emo/goth phase? If so, do you tease her about it now?

[Anonymous No.]

When hellhounds get old does their hair start greying? Do they lie about it and try to pass it off as ash?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057875
I really like the interactions between the two, it feels natural. Quality like your other stuff, especially loving the descriptions of the tentacles themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057919
LN is on a roll tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058633
I imagine the black parts start going ashen gray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058354
you mean like those foam dinosaur pills

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058640
smol snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>24052612
>tfw no NEET Flayer to make you re-enact her favorite light novels and other ero-games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058640
Smol snek
Big Heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058123
It can't be helped. She's going through her chuuni phase and the main character from her favorite game could move faster by backwards dashing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058086
It's all fun and games until her dad shows up at after the entrance hallway and confiscates all her high level equipment until she behaves herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058201
Hairy goat pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057919
Being this cute is unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057919
>>24058640
Keep your hands warm for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058201
>>24058754
>Eeeee! My pussy~? Fufufu, you naughty boy~
>So what if it's a little fluffy? It feels good~
>Heeeey~ You knooow~ If you buy me a drink, maybe you can find out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058849
WIne Aunt seems lonely.
Wonder if she needs to spend the night at my place while she sobers up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058934
I think you'll make her very happy if you do that, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058981
Then she can com and get snug in bed with me while my cat sleeps at the foot of my bed cause he is a good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059004

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>>24059073
Werecats be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Does your wife sometimes have trouble fitting into her own clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059138
Sometimes.
One gets off on it though so its not really seen as all that troubling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24054732
Tsundere, of course

[Anonymous No.]

Chapter 3 of my Dragon femdom story (femdom to come) DragonMaiden

https://pastebin.com/BmfYJ0AN

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059138
Nah. You just oil them up and they slip right in.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to join the snake cult. When are the meetings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059138
Yes. Almost every other week she has to go buy new clothes because she keeps ripping her old ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059224
I looked further in. She's mainly Tsun with quite a lot of Kami, and hints of Sado..

No, I guess it's more complex then that. That's why I usually just say tsun. We both struggle expressing our feelings for each other, just in different ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059288
https://youtu.be/377Qjg0Fxog

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that even a high class girl can be impressed if you own your own place...even if its on the small side.

[Anonymous No.]

Howling for air

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059228
Man that's good. I find the Christian mythos a little distracting in MGE world, but the story is great and you write very well. I'm looking forward to the next chapter.

I love the new side-couple by the way, my man Eumaeus deserves happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059554
Shoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059554
She died from eating chocolate, Officer dindu nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059554
this is not the place for that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059554
Nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059348
>own a little one room apartment
>"I suppose this is impressive... for someone like you anyways. But what can you even do in a utility closet like this?"
>you both have passionate raw sex for hours
>the small size of the room makes the scent of BREEDING even more concentrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059554
Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059554
Anon this is in incredibly poor taste.
I giggled a bit though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>>24059554
That's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

How much would I need to pay for a dhampir to protect me from blood suckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059686
>How much would I need to pay for a blood sucker to protect me from dhampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059686
Just hold her hand and call her your brave knight. It's all she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059554
>>>/monster/ is that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059138
Yes, though I never bring it up with her. It's fun to watch her worry and agonizing over it while trying to play off that it still fits. She just doesn't feel like making any sudden movements today. Then you spoil her hard work with a sudden kiss and she rapes you while her clothes rip and her buttons fly off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059554
Can you don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059722
Sounds easy enough anything to keep my rare blood inside me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059228
line 537 and 539 should be fowl

[Anonymous No.]

what is the best meal you would make for your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059899
A cummy sandwich!

[Anonymous No.]

Would your momster approve of your choice of weaponry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060039
I'd tell her I don't need a bigger sword even though she keeps forcing me to take a weapon so large I cant swing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060039
Two shields is always the way to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060065
Don't worry. She'll give you enough mamonomana to have anime strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060097
But i level Dexterity...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060097
But I dont wanna use a sword bigger than Cloud's I wanna use shivs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060110
>>24060116
>Sally momster secretly cries because her son wants to dex build

[Anonymous No.]

Look at my wizard wife! Does your wife cast magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060039
As long as you do it with style

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060137

[Anonymous No.]

>>24057921
Can you give a link? There's dozens of Gabriella Gs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060135
I'll prove dex is good by sparing with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060137
All she can do is basic polymorph spells to hide her monster bits if she needs to. She does study magic and science though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060175
https://twitter.com/GogoneaGabriela

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060176
>Sally momster shouting "This isn't honorable combat!" as you dodge roll and circle strafe around to poke her in the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060137
Mostly divine magic, and it depends on which god she's channeling at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060170

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060201
She will yield and let me be dex

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060258
What if she beats you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060201
>Then you fuck up once and end up getting knocked out in a single hit

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd commission for the wight. https://files.catbox.moe/bh2v3z.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060324
Been taking lessons from ghouls I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059899
She would chide at my efforts, and say it would be much easier and better for the both of us if I just let her milk me for a bit.

Depending on how frisky she is, I might not be able to stop her.

I I really have my heart set on cooking something for her...she might start trying to help out.

I'm feeling rather alone right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060336
Damn straight Anon. She's found a new way to make her beloved squirm, keeping up the assault for hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060197
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060357
>She's found a new way to make her beloved squirm, keeping up the assault for hours!
Please, Anon, I want to go to sleep. Don't get me caught in a loop thinking about long and drawn out fun-times

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059899
I make her my families carbonara recipe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059899
My regal vampire wife loves it when I cook “commoner food” like burgers, meatloaf and tacos. She really loves taco night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060596
Are you talking like fast food tacos, dirty Mexican restaurant tacos, or Gringo McCormick tacos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060632
Yes.
She loves the idea of tacos itself, it’s like she says; “having so much food in your hands at once is so barbaric, it’s fantastic!”

[Anonymous No.]

I love hags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060665
I kinda want to see a vamp wrap her lips around a big, fat burrito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059899
Chicken and rice with the kind of curry that will make even her nose run. You ever hear of food spicy enough that dragon's nose starts running?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24055337
That looks like shog milk to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel so naked without you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060940
Wouldn't she be completely naked without him?
I want to detach from my night gaunt wife and tease her as she naked..

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey kid, wanna have a religious experience?
Let the wine flow! The glow of the burning city outside your window is so pretty...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060951
Do Nightgaunts really just stay naked until they get a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060957
I wish to partake of the god

[Anonymous No.]

>>24060979
No, it's just that after they get one, they give up almost all of themselves to their husband.
Their latex-slime that they normally have become their husbands and he can use that however he wants to lewd them.
They lost their wings to their husband gets them instead and is complete control of where the two of them fly.
They also give up their tentacle thing so that all the tentacles are a part of their husband so he can fuck/lewd them as he sees fit.

They give up everything to become a "doll" for their husband to do whatever they want with.
Which is kinda why I want to see what would happen if you just kept teasing her and not doing any of said things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24058201
Unfortunately I was unable to choke in my sleep with nearly 2 cups of 5-buck vodka in me. Must apply myself next time.
>>24058325
Don't get used to it. I'll do myself in yet.
>>24058426
Though I doubt this will ever get finished do you mind elaborating on the trudge? Believe me when I say I've stopped reading nearly hundreds of stories just because the first few sentences were a chore, to say nothing of a few paragraphs. The intro must be in absolute tip top shape.
>>24058636
Thanks for the encouragement. If I go full-on teetotaler the finished story might see the light of day.

[Anonymous No.]

Something is weird about my Dark Valkyrie.
I'm starting to think she's just a normal Valkyrie in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061244
>Anons "Dark" Valkyrie is actually just a normal Valkyrie that's a huge pervert.
>She still tries to make him into a good hero
>Monsters get suspicious but ultimately ignore her
>Except when they come to the BBEG demon
>She figures out what's going on
>Tries to turn the Valkyrie
>The Valkyrie proceeds to out-lewd the demon and win the day.

[Anonymous No.]

What if in a fight against a lizardgirl/salamander, both lose at the same time? What happens then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061352
a rematch in the bed

[Anonymous No.]

Raise your solar sails and go explore the stars already

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061244
Why would she wear a disguise that's just silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061410
I want to visit the arid, desert home planet of the Anubi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061417
Hitch a ride?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061427
She's way too big for the ship!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061427
Are there also mynock girls hanging out inside her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061361
>The one how cums first losses
They been fucking for 30 minutes now and they're both about too lose
>It's a tie
>Again
>"... Best of 5?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061429
It's space, she weighs nothing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061445
I mean, I guess we can tow her or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061427
>Vaporwave Sandworm
>Propels herself through the desert sands with the power of good vibes and 80's nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061461
Cosmic Jazz all around
Keep my feet on the ground

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna find one of the legendary lizardgirl fighter and ask to be her apprentice.
My training is completed when I finally manage to impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061410
Tell me where I can get my Automaton Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061410
So what's the space Pharaoh like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061480
>>24061483
Ancient Egyptian Robots, buried in high-tech tombs to await the time of their cumming!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2e8lnqwwk

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061483

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna bully virgin monster girls on the internet and post my dick on a thread and watch the whole thread derail.
It would be fun until someone says "wait, I recognize that dick"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061643
Then they get a gremlin to dox you and the real fun begins

[Anonymous No.]

>>24059560
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

>>24059839
Updated to fix. Thanks for letting me know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061656
Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies and 6 wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061643
>picture only shows your crotch and a white wall behind you
>they make deductions based on your ethnicity, your approximate age, your wealth based on your clothes, and based on the architectural style of your wall and the level of lighting they manage to narrow you down considerably

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061643
>I'm gonna bully virgin monster girls on the internet and post my dick on a thread
I'd take pity on them and take them all as my harem

[Anonymous No.]

>about to get my first piece of short fiction published on printed paper
Never give up on your fucking dreams you bastards!

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna feed myself to a sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061722
>Anon get a mix of virgin monster girls
>Awkward succubi to bonet tipper lizard girl.
>He loves them all the same
>Eros is very happy with anon for giving love to unloved girls and gives him a blessing to be able to love them all even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061012
Im not sure if the tentacles in front of her face are her husband or not. It kind of looks like the tentaces coming from her husband on her back reach under the tentacles over her face.The making of describes it and and the purple smoke trailing behind them as looking like they are wearing a scarf. Most likely so you can't see their mouths since they are based on a faceless creature. I've always wanted to specifically ask him about it. Night Gaunts are my favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061736
And the bully anon gets punished with three months of erectile dysfunction, justice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061850
No, the bully anon is lovingly rehabilitated by an Eros Ushi Oni flying through his bedroom window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061736
Eros loves love.

Yet she's still single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061514
Fear the Egyptian Space Fleet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24061894
>Eros Ushi Oni
Good lord...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24062058
She's BIG, FLUFFY and PINK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24062084
And all that fluff is filed with love for [You].

[Anonymous No.]

>>24062051
She's just waiting for the right guy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24062161
I wanna marry the love goddess just so she can stop being a prema-virgin.
Also So I could hug her and her massive tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24062084
>Pelvis status: permanently BTFO

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>>24062084
Will she be gentle if I give her flowers and ask her nicely not to destroy my pelvis?

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>>24062588
Yes, it will be like a fluffy pillow is bumping gently against your body.

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You will be sucked

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>>24062656
I'm gonna bully her tail.

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>>24062656
If a succ ever said that to me I'd laugh my ass off cause I'd be thinking of the Tak Fujii press conference at e3

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Through a grave misunderstanding, anon married the corpse bride!

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>>24062719
"one million troops" is a reference to your sperm

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>>24062735
>empty load into succ pussy
>WOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

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>"NOOOOOO you can't treat MGs like pokemons and use all means and loopholes of the setting to make a thousands-strong harem!! How would you even spend time with each of them?! Just stick with one or a few!!"

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Welcome to the neighborhood.

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>>24062872
Me on the bottom left.

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>>24062748
You got a source on that pic? image search give me nothing.

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>>24062820
who are you quoting?

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>>24060324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0P72P4qSPM

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>>24062820
>"NOOOOO you can't just rape me, get me addicted to your amazing tailpussy and make ma abandon all my harem building plans to spend the rest of my life as your beloved husband! this is unfair!
-(You), one day into your great plan

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Do you think lamias and harpies take pride in their pre-existing affinity to men like the succubi?
>I fucked humans before it was cool!

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>>24063315
Hahaha tailpussy go schlorp

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>>24063414
>get "accidentally" brushed by a kitsune/hellhound tail
>some stray hair stays on your clothes, no big deal
>get "accidentally" brushed with a manticore's tail
>clothes now have awkward stains with funny smell
Do manticores wear second panties covering the bulb?

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Stupid Succ can't even operate a phone!

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>>24063403
It's a mixed bag since back in pre-DL days there was no guarantee she'd actually care about his well-being, and if she did there was a higher probability of serious accidents.
Harpy or lamia whose pre-DL human mate survived to the current DL days without even a scratch really earned the right to brag.

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>>24063657
Kitsunes, catgirls, and some canid girls tend to use gentler and provocative measures in acquiring their mates. Manticores are engineered for force.

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>>24062872
>Wendi family stealthily leaves stretchy meat on your doorstep
>Yeti family brings over a huge pot of stew and a hand knit scarf, stay a while to chat
>Yuki-onna family arranges a small, decorative pot of ice flowers that somehow never melt, make small talk, and leave
>Selkie sends you a coupon in the mail for a free cup of coffee at her diner
Welcome to Winterstown

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>>24054442
That is grotesque

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>>24063685
>How do I take a photo?
>"Open the photos app"
>Where's that?
>"Do you see your home screen?"
>What's a home screen?
>"Alright, what do you see right now?"
>I see... uh... something that says a phone number.. I also see a bunch of buttons that all have numbers on them...
>"Alright, you're in the call screen, press the home button."
>The home button?
>"Yes, the home button, the round physical button at the bottom of your screen"
>The red one?
>"NO! Not the red one, if you press it the call wi-"
>*Click*
>[Crying internally]

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>>24054782
It refers to a girl that has a crush on (you) but is also a brave Mujahideen fighter she wages Jihad on your heart

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I want all the monster girls. I wanna fuck them all. Kiss them all. Hug them all. Cuddle them all. I want them all!

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>>24064031
>Hey, I'm having issues sending photos to my husband?
>"Alright, let's have a look at that. What happens when you send the photos?"
>Nothing, it just won't react
>"Alright, let's start a screen sharing so I can see what's going on"
>[...]
>"Okay, so if you try to send it now..."
>Okay, I'm trying to send this video of my touching myself to him
>"U... uhu"
>You can see the video, right? There's nothing wrong with it?
>"Y-yes the video is working fine but I don't think you should be showing this"
>Hm? How else will I show you what's wrong? I'm also trying to send him these 10 nude photos, but it stops loading after the 6:th one.
>"I can see that mam' but can you plea-"
>Can I send you the video and photos so you can sent it to him?
>"I cannot do that, please, let's just go to settings and look if we can see what's going on there"
>I sent you the video

All of these is based on true stories by the way. Working as a tech support is weird.

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>>24062872
big dirty meat

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>Manticore sitting on your face while she milks you with her tail
>Grinding her ass and pussy back and forth across your face
>Drinks the cum from her tail when you orgasm
>Repeats process over and over again

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>>24060235
>Skingrad
Odd name for a town

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>>24064341
My coworker's tail keeps "blooming" (kinda opens up, I don't know how to describe it) every time she speaks to me. For some reason she keeps apologizing when this happens, what does it mean? Am I doing something wrong? I really don't want to be sent to cultural sensitivity training again.

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>>24063315
>>24062934
>responding to bots
I hope you all know better than to do this

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>>24064433
Just stick your hand in it.

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>>24046942

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>>24062735
Corpse Bride is the only Human male + Monster female story with a happy ending that I can think of and Hotel Transylvania

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>>24064467
What's that thing she's holding?

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>>24064481
a gun that she stole from the shipgirls two threads down

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>>24062722
>>24064468
Oops