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ta-da

>> No.2404251
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Short-Haired Kaguya Houraisan looks like that one girl from the slice-of-life mangas or anime that always goofs off in class and makes fun of everyone.

I already expect her to start tossing witty zingers left and right.

>> No.2404267

Kaguya is my thinspiration!

>> No.2404268

>>2404251
And footjobs.

>> No.2404283

>>2404268

Yes, she gives footjobs under the table at lunch while everyone's eating, mocking her victim all the while and humiliating them with her sharp tongue as she rubs her soft soles all over their painfully turgid manhoods. Nothing amuses her more than watching some schoolboy walking off awkwards with cum on his pants.

>> No.2404295

*punches crotch*

>> No.2404443

"Ah!", Kaguya lets out as she sees your... thing... spring out, twitching after all the torturous foreplay the princess has forced you through. You want to end it now. Now. But she won't let you. She stands there in the silver moonlight, with a smile on her face that says, "you're disgusting." "I wonder what else I can do with you," the princess asks herself. "Ah, I know." She leans forward. Her face just above you as her hair dances just above the tip of... your thing. It touches, and you twitch. Kaguya joyfully laughs. "Amazing."

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>>2404443

Fascinating, do continue.

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>> No.2404461

>>2404443
amazing, amazing

>> No.2404466

DISGUSTING

>> No.2404478

I FUCKING LOVE ELLIPSES...!

>> No.2404475

>>2404234
ATAMA GA PAAAAN!!!!!

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2404499

>That's it? *snicker*

Fucking bitch.

>> No.2404502

>>2404478
Actually, I have a thing for semi-colons; feels good using them.

>> No.2404520

I always thought her ability was pretty interesting. Too bad it doesn't feature much in doujinshi.

>> No.2404524
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2404524

>>2404234

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>>2404524
Go eat a sandwich.

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>>2404234

>> No.2404572

>>2404567

OH SNAP

>> No.2404603

Youmu is so soft!

>> No.2404602

>>2404452
No, I can't. I've already gone too far.

Still punching my crotch, man.

>> No.2404609

>>2404602
Why are you punching your crotch?

>> No.2404624

>>2404609

Really, why? I'd like to know too.

>> No.2404635
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2404635

Needs moar Youmu!

>> No.2404646

Because bonering or fapping to Touhou is wrong, guys. That's why. I'm not going to get a boner from Touhous giving footjobs.

BONERS ARE NO GOOD

>> No.2404651

>>2404646
I FAP TO YOUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.2404659

>>2404646
You could get the same result just by punching your arm or leg.

>> No.2404665

>>2404646
It's not wrong, just join us.

>> No.2404671

>>2404567
The eyes of Youmu are actually the same color of the Kaguya.
But, blue is good on her anyway...

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>>2404651
Fapping to the newer sluts I can tolerate, but not this. Stop touching my former wife.

>> No.2404675

>>2404646

Better not click this then:

>>>/d/1458077

>> No.2404683

And by former wife, I mean Youmu and not your penis.

>> No.2404705

>>2404659
Actually, no. Punching your bonered penis WILL make it go away.

An arm isn't a penis.

>> No.2404714

>>2404705
>An arm isn't a penis.
In before Parasyte.

Also, the pain in your arm makes the boner go away without needing to kill your sensitive organs. It's a matter of making sure the pain overpowers the lust.

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>>2404674
NO! I FAPPING AND FAPPING AGAIN TO YOUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.2404732

>>2404728
This is why we can't ever have semi-serious discussions about the more popular Touhous.

>> No.2404764

>>2404732
because touhou is serious business

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>>2404764
Mhh... I love Touhou!

>> No.2404801

>>2404785
I love ZUN period.

>> No.2404804

>>2404785

..and GAYMEN!

>> No.2404852

AHH! RAN RAN RUUUUUU!

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