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2404218 No.2404218 [Reply] [Original]

Have you touched your sister's hand today?

>> No.2404226

i dont got one

but i did have a physical today so an old man touched my balls

>> No.2404228

i have actually

>> No.2404240

I jumped through extensive hoops to join my local MENSA group. I ended up taking a proctored IQ test at a library an hour away because a local MENSA member and proctor rescheduled on me twice and then blew me off and stopped returning my calls. About three months after I joined I attended a local MENSA meeting. The group consisted of a bunch of . They were basically super nerds who played Magic: The Gathering and Trivial Pursuit. I should have known from the start because the meeting was at a all-you-can-eat buffet.

>> No.2404254

>>2404226
>but i did have a physical today so an old man touched my balls

What did it feel like?

>> No.2404257

No.

Sauce please.

>> No.2404266

Yes, shit's normal in my everyday life.

Also, sauce?

>> No.2404280

>>2404254

feels good man

>> No.2404284

That's a hugest slut i ever saw in doujins.

>> No.2404292

You people with sisters are asking for the source of what seems to be incest porn? Good work sick fucks.

>> No.2404298

If I remembered correctly, the guy builds a time machine to be his sister's first.

>> No.2404302

>>2404292
Welcome to 4chan

>> No.2404304

>>2404284
huge slut is huge ahahahhahahaha *flies out of thread via farts*

>> No.2404309

>>2404292
Wait, this is incest?

I thought they were just having a friendly chat.

>> No.2404313

>>2404298
You should kill yourself utterly, but this idea intrigues me, as it is probably original.

>> No.2404328

OP doesnt have sauce

this is a /r/ bait

>> No.2404349

request for sauce

>> No.2404347

>>2404298
Would have been better if he just went back and killed whoever she fucked:
>shortly after I turned 12
>older than you
clearly deserves to die.

>> No.2404357

>>2404347
hhaha yeah or maybe he should've built an orbital nuke and nuked him from orbit hahaha

>> No.2404399

No, I didn't touch my sister's hand today.

I didn't touch my sister at all, which is strange. I usually at least bump into her as I walk past or frantically try to protect myself from her wild swings as she attempts to hit me.

>> No.2404409

SAUCE GODDAMNIT

>> No.2404423

The raw actually says あなたより何十歳も年上, which means "older than you by several tens of years".

>> No.2404446

>>2404423
>older than you by several tens of years
Going back in time and killing the man sounds more and more ideal.

>> No.2404457

>>2404423
>tens of years
It's called a decade

>> No.2404464

>>2404446
i told u i was hardcore

>> No.2404517

>>2404457
Yeah, well, just going literally.

>> No.2404536

bump for more sister touching

>> No.2404550

>>2404446
You would go back in time only to find out that it's a future version of you.

>> No.2405780

Sauce for OP pic please.

>> No.2407432

the bastard never posted sauce

>> No.2407551

Anyone have any imouto experiences to share?

>> No.2407568

>>2407551
she woke me up early one morning
still sleepy, i didn't notice what she was looking at
until i looked down

>> No.2407584

Don't ask for sauce Anon. Anon clearly doesn't have it.

>> No.2407601

>>2404218
Damn, that's pretty depressing.

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