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>> No.24044497

That's not a good thing

>> No.24044539
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fuck remi

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>> No.24044871

Remimi is entering her edgy phase!?


>> No.24045040

i miss him

>> No.24045279
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anterdels been drawing again

>> No.24045511

Me on the left

>> No.24045562

fuck you

>> No.24045576
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Remimi entering her chuuni phase!

>> No.24045640
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Remimi wearing chuuni clothes!

>> No.24046420 [DELETED] 

Playing along with the Remi's chuuni desires and obeying her every order!

>> No.24046429
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Playing along with the Remi's chuuni desires and obeying her every order!

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>> No.24046530

damn it guys, the vamp is gonna cry, look what you've done

>> No.24047743
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I wanna pat Remi and tell her no matter how much her friends laugh at her, I will never be ashamed of her.

>> No.24047803

He would turn in his grave if he saw the state of the modern Remi threads.

>> No.24048862

Remi has TWO threads

>> No.24049008
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Remi is just THAT cute!

>> No.24056560
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Remi loves her little sister.

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>> No.24057821

like anybody would dare to laugh at her

>> No.24058963
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I dunno, there are a lot of ignorant or just plain dumb Youkai out there. And even her own fairy maids don't really care about anything apart from having fun. If she messes up and shows her embarrassing side to them, she might get awkward looks at least. And because she lives day to day without her pride ever being questioned, that would hurt a lot!

>> No.24059090

that's true, sure she could kill anyone who insulted her in seconds but that wouldn't undo their words, her childish mentality and pride mean that'd probably really upset her

>> No.24059165
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Remilia is a lovely girl!

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>> No.24059206

depends on your definition of lovely

>> No.24060825
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Remilia is the definition of lovely

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>> No.24061571

Oh, no! He's gonna violate Ojou-sama's pure hand!

>> No.24061883 [SPOILER] 
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It's too late! Our mistress' purity... it's... it's...!

>> No.24061987

damn it you're right, I can't deny it, I fucking love this bat brat

>> No.24062032

A heartwarming Remimi doujin!


>> No.24062419
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bratty, smuggy remi is aborable!

>> No.24066398
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I love Remi with all my heart and soul!

>> No.24066523

she's such a bitch but she's so cute!

>> No.24071011
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Thank you for this thread. Remi's smile is truly wonderful.

>> No.24078597
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I love this artist's work. Remi's smile on the first page heals my soul.

>> No.24079169

the smile is nice but not a big fan of the doujin itself personally

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>> No.24088254
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The most beautiful smile under the moon

>> No.24088519
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You are a guest in the Scarlet Devil Mansion one night and you're woken up by a naked Remilia, who says you're gonna have sex with her and she's not taking no for an answer. How do you escape?

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we lost the other thread to some spamming faggot, at least we have one remi thread left still, reminder the mistroos still uses a highchair

>> No.24091858

I offer her all my blood, life and semen.

>> No.24092324

>How do you escape?
Trick question, I can't. It's not possible.

>> No.24096841

>How do you escape?
It seems you left an extra word in there, let me fix that for you:
>Do you escape?

>> No.24098749

>how do you escape
Hopefully have a copycat ability and attempt to change fate. Missing sleep fucking sucks.

>> No.24098910
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bad to the bean

>> No.24099616
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By dragging her to the changing table and performing my duties to the best of my abilities, whatever mysteries I may find in her Pichuuns this time~

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>> No.24100243
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>> No.24100277

I found the song , /jp/

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>> No.24100730
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what if remi was big?

>> No.24101421

i want to spread her childish labia with my tongue if you know what im saying...

>> No.24101582


I would simply turn around and leave so I could go and FUCK the superior Flandre.

>> No.24106473

Shit artist
Horrendous post

>> No.24106836

hater is good, it's not his fault that he's russian and thus genetically hardwired to be depressed and create art of suffering

>> No.24106992
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Imagine being responsible for changing Remi’s stinky diapers! Waking up in the morning to find Remi beside you with a full, piss filled saggy stinky diaper! Lifting up her unconscious body while she’s still deep asleep and placing her on a changing table. Meanwhile Remi is lewdly dreaming about her Onii-chan burying his face in her crotch and making her squirm and moan when he sniffs her diaper! After removing her diaper, you’d notice her involuntary squirming and mewling as her piss dripping soaked slit twitches after making contact with the air! You’d remember to pull out your baby wipes and rub along her length, watching as Remi grimaces in pleasure as you proceed to clean her filthy entrance. Then she’d suddenly wake up and protest with an incredibly adorable embarrassed expression as you begin wrapping her waist in a fresh pair of diapers! But suddenly Remi would cover her mouth and her hip spasms involuntary again as the pleasure catches up to her conscious mind. Then she’d lose her composure and control as she pisses and orgasms i to the clean pair of diapers you just put on her!

>> No.24107079

Cute sisters shouldn't fight!

>> No.24107232

flan is a pussy, she'd never try to fight her sister anyway

>> No.24107409

still lovely
good artist
five star post

>> No.24107434

jibun wo

>> No.24107485

Congrats man

>> No.24107548

I don't much like Remi being portrayed as having too sqeaky a voice. I think she needs to be able to pretend to be a noble lady by slightly lowering her voice a bit, and only when she's caught off-guard will her voice go all squeaky and childish.

>> No.24107576

I want to impregnate Remilia and drink sweet loli milk from her budding teats. Is that so much to ask for?

>> No.24107655

it shouldn't

>> No.24116113

I don't, please explain further.

>> No.24120107

It is, slob.

>> No.24121812
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Remi is ready for the beach!

>> No.24121864
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fool, we all know she'd only wear this to the beach

>> No.24131632
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Sex slaves! As they are meant to be!

>> No.24136817

Haha,only Flan has significant enough breasts to warrant a restraining belt! Haha, hahahaha!

>> No.24137008

don't bring that up! Remi is very insecure about that, she'll grow eventually

>> No.24145247

No she wont. Flan will, though.

>> No.24145406

She is indeed the finest of the fine ladies and would make the best bride.

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Without protection.

>> No.24147224

ssh, she's jealous enough of her sister already, don't need to make her feel worse

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>> No.24151693

Every Remi thread I see this, and every time, I can only agree...

>> No.24152181

Sigh... every breath I take that isn't filtered through a fresh pair of the Mistress's still-warm used soggy Pichuuns strapped firmly over my face is a breath wasted. I wish Sakuya would sell Remi's used diapers at the human village market more often, it would be more convenient than raiding her hamper.

>> No.24152513

Yes, there's nothing like the smell of remi's poop!

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>> No.24165285

Aah!!! I want to creampie the Mistress's cunny!!!

>> No.24169117
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drink it all up, remi!!

>> No.24169230

Why is she sticking her tongue into the bottle? Is she so coddled in luxury that she doesn't even know how to drink from it?

>> No.24170115

probably never had to drink it from a bottle like that in her entire life

>> No.24181777
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God I wanna fuck them

>> No.24182008

They're little girls.

>> No.24182382

they are prepubescent little girls

>> No.24182414
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>> No.24182472

imagine proneboning Flan-chan's little body

>> No.24182490

i dont want to imagine things anymore...

>> No.24182512

You shouldn't fight against the fact that you're a lolicon, anon.

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>> No.24184365

Isn't there a thread for homos like you?

>> No.24185246

why do i have this urge to make children with that child??

is this normal?

>> No.24185793

No, you're supposed to make children with the elder sister.

>> No.24186103

I think you know as well as I do that it isn't normal

>> No.24186267
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It's completely normal.
The anon above is a liar.

>> No.24186403

what's with the look though? she seems disappointed

>> No.24186432

Piss off

>> No.24189712 [DELETED] 

Smiles cure the world

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>> No.24192501 [SPOILER] 
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Which is harder: facing Remi in battle, or facing Remi on the changing table?

>> No.24192579
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For both, it's better to bring Flan with you and have her effortlessly crush Remi in battle using her superior strength or effortlessly crush Remi's self-confidence using her superior bullying tactics.

>> No.24194414
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What if Remi didn't wear her hat?

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Then I'd have to headpat her 24/7.

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>> No.24200873
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Die, bitch!

>> No.24201619

Remilia finally decides it's time to put Flan down

>> No.24201719

Remilia smiles are the best. It's that rare combination of cute and menacing that only a vampire loli can produce.

>> No.24201735

>If she messes up and shows her embarrassing side to them
That doesn't seem to happen though. At best, she might act a lot more childish. But she doesn't seem ashamed of that.

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Vampires do not die so easily.

>> No.24201775

>How do you escape?
Fuck her and then return to the human village, obviously. If she tries to keep me as a sex slave, I like to imagine Reimu will save me once the Human Villagers realize i'm missing.

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If Reimu tried to save me, I'd tell her to go away and tell the other villagers to mind their own damn business. Then I'd go back to having my semen and blood drained by Ojou-sama.

>> No.24201992

Remilia tends to underestimate her sister, she could have at least brought a bigger gun, not that that would work much better

>> No.24202020

she's not ashamed of her childishness, sure, but if someone started making fun of it that might mess with her pride a bit

>> No.24202050
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That feel when no cute whimsical vampire loli ojou-sama to spit in your mouth and slap you across the face when she notices your engorged penis while you were ogling at her slender, petite frame, nor to playfully bite your throbbing manhood with just enough pressure to puncture the skin, nor to grab your balls with her delicate, cold, bare loli hands and slap your painfully erect cock around.

>> No.24202665

Do you really think being her sex slave is all that fun? It's going to get boring after a few years.

I don't know. She seems to handle attacks on her pride pretty well in canon.

>> No.24202719

>It's going to get boring after a few years.
Maybe for her, but certainly not for me. Serving her for the rest of my life is probably one of the best things that could ever happen to me.
And before a "few years" passes, she'll probably drink way more blood than she should during a particularly intense mating-press session.

>> No.24202976

eh, good point, guess childish self-importance can get you a long way

>> No.24204809

why does this little girl have manfingers?

>> No.24205919

If you don't mind dying young, then I guess there are worse fates.

>> No.24206012

I would rather have a more equal relationship with Remilia. Have her treat me with real affection and love, rather than as a pet she fucks.

>> No.24213761 [DELETED] 

why not?

>> No.24213907

implying Remilia would ever show anyone affection

>> No.24215287
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She's shown affection towards Reimu.

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>> No.24236682
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Flan feet

>> No.24244021

She's a man inside.

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*cough cough*
my lungs hurt a lot now

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>> No.24259577

Heh. Flan-doll. Heheh.

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>> No.24261063

Remi Speak!

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>> No.24261467

Why do vampires need mammaries when they only drink blood?

>> No.24261790

Dhampirs have a more expensive diet, so she uses them to feed our many half-breed babies.

>> No.24263666

The only thing damp here will be Remi's cunny after I fill her up with my semen!

>> No.24263931
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>In Balkans folklore, dhampirs (sometimes spelled dhampyres, dhamphirs, or dhampyrs) are creatures that are the result of a union between a vampire and a human. This union was usually between male vampires and female humans, with stories of female vampires mating with male humans being rare.
Well that's just bullshit.

>> No.24264459

God I want the Scarlets to rape me

>> No.24264475
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You can't rape the willing.

>> No.24264952
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>> No.24271002
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What does the internet mean by this?

>> No.24271036

Google is meaning to say that Flan > Remi

>> No.24271095
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Imagine getting your dick penetrated by her tongue and her fangs

>> No.24271184

How do you dare to think that damn slut is better than our queen you ungrateful faggot, she's nothing but a disgusting smelly fucking slut and is worse than her beautiful sister on any way.

>> No.24271239

Flan isn't the one that needs diapers though

>> No.24271315
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Flan is superior to Remi in every way. In strength, character, cuteness, hygiene and in popularity.

>> No.24272014
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Don't you dare to mention that ever again
Superior at sucking old man cock

>> No.24272289
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Obviously, since Flan is way better in bed than Remi. She is also much sexier.

>> No.24272519

Remi does anal tho

She is very desperate

>> No.24272712
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Of course filthy humans like you would fail to appreciate the superior beauty of our goddess Remilia and instead start thinking about cocks.

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it's almost sad how mentally deficient they must be, I hope they can recover and appreciate remi like a functional human

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>> No.24272914

You're right, discussing Remi's bedwetting problem might attract Aya, and then the whole of Gensokyo would know about it!

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pls no bulli

>> No.24273053

I'm gonna bulli the bat brat and you can't stop me

>> No.24273086
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>goddess Remilia
There's your mistake. You accuse others of not appreciating Remi's beauty, yet you're doing the same.
You're putting Remi on a pedestal, when all she wants is to be treated like a woman.

>> No.24273137

If your idea of "treating like a woman" is the same as if she were a sex toy, then you are wrong kid.
A real man would treat her like the cute princess she is and NOT like a fucktoy.
Now get out of here and do something more productive with your life.

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What are you on about?
When did I say I'd treat her like a "sex toy" or a "fucktoy"?
You really should invest in a pair of glasses.

>> No.24273290

>want to name daughter remilia
>not white


>> No.24273297
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My bad. Can you post more Remilia pics... please

>> No.24273429

who quote?

>> No.24273559
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Remilia pregnant = mega wholesome.

>> No.24275273

Remimi is an angel! An angel!

>> No.24275565
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I want Remi to do that to me.
I'm not particularly crazy about vampires or the whole blood drinking thing, but whenever I imagine Remilia sitting on my lap and drinking my blood, my heart skips a beat. I fantasize more about it than about having sex with her.

>> No.24284678

Thats the idea, lad

>> No.24287636

maybe end this life quick and hope for a better roll next time??

>> No.24287665

I mean, adoption is a possibility

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Remilia makes for such a cute daughter!

>> No.24294171
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Wow! Your daughter now has a daughter!
I'm the father. Hello stepdad.

>> No.24296995
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Take comfort in knowing that it'd sound more normal than "Flandre"

>> No.24308853

Why is the act of drinking blood so erotic? Thinking of a little vampire girl holding my body and biting into my neck gives me feelings in my penis and heart that sexy stuff doesnt. I want to be a loyal blood slave to a vampie loli!

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You're not alone Anon. I want to conceive a child with a creature of the night.

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hows such a little bat supposed to eat that much?

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Remi looks so mature in a tuxedo!

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Remi is a mob boss now.

>> No.24327385

Remimi breaking my legs when I don't pay what I owe her!

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>> No.24332986

God I want to make out with her asshole

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It's a remi die!

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Remi die!

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She might need a little extra compared to other girls of her stature to also replenish her magic a bit on top of satiating her hunger. Or it's stimply done so she can feel more pompous and wealthy. If she can't finish the meals then there surely will be enough takers around her mansion who'd like to try some.

>> No.24334580

I'd assume the latter, but the former makes sense too

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Why is she so perfect???

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She probably feeds Flan all her leftovers.

>> No.24342128

Remi lives!

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Do you touch the Remi feet?

>> No.24358461

B-but my hand would corrode and wither away before my lungs melted from the awful stench!

>> No.24359024
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A serpent sheds its skin and rises renewed. Ancients watching such creatures believed they knew the secrets of immortality and named their houses of healing in their honor.
This is why ZUN depicts Remilia as wearing a caduceus.

>> No.24365341

Because despite her archetype she's surprisingly calm, charismatic, and even kind.

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This is my wife's face when I'm wiping her cute little accidents off her cute loli butt on the changing table. I'd do anything for her!

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What would Remi smell like?

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Despite what some of the disgusting fetishists in this thread would tell you, Remi smells nice. She has the scent of whatever perfume Sakuya has spritzed her with and the faint smell of blood.

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Ultra based

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It depends on how well her Pichuuns have contained the cute little loli vampire accidents she visits upon them so often! Most of Remi's body is relatively odourless, at least compared to her terrible 5-century unwashed f**t. The maid would notice and do something about it if her sense of smell wasn't so clouded by her own you-know-what.

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Why are you like this

>> No.24367917

Does anyone know of games featuring remilia?

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No wonder Remi is better.
She’s not some entitled bitch living in a basement for 500 years.

>> No.24369774

Maybe if Remi was more assertive people wouldn't be making fun of her choice of underwear

>> No.24369829

She wears bloomers, you know, the same as every other touhou?

>> No.24369861

I hate to tell you this, anon, but due to some issues with her bowels and bladder, Ojou-sama must wear diapers 24/7.

>> No.24370035

I hate to tell you this, anon, but due to mass complaints, your life is forfiet and you are to be executed at noon.

>> No.24370110

They'll never find me in Remi's diaper stash!

>> No.24370382

God I'm jealous. I wanted to see how long I could live inside the SDM's used diaper hamper.

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Flan will always be > to Remi. She's just better and stronger in every way and doesn't wear diapers.

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that die can only roll a 1

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>> No.24386331

smells like ass

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Please God, I want to impregnate Remilia Scarlet so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.

Remilia is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary clothes. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her spear just to be near her for a brief moment.

She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.

My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the blood and wine from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.

I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her sofas but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Remilia's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.

I love you, Remilia. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Remi. I’m waiting for you.

I’ll always be waiting for you.

>> No.24388385

God tier pasta.

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Holy shit I'm fucking dying. Great work anon, keep it up

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official jaypee seal of approval

>> No.24404300

Friday is for the bats

>> No.24404356

I think Remi would legit be disgusted by this thread.

>> No.24404884

oh she totally would, she'd probably instruct Sakuya to track down and kill every anon here for disgracing her like this

>> No.24405651

>every anon here
All I want is to have her drink my blood. Surely she will appreciate that.

>> No.24405658

She’d simply go to Reimi about it.
Diapershitters will be the reason nobody goes to Gensokyo.

>> No.24405683

That’s high tier dedication.

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>> No.24405708

well forgive me for making assumptions, but judging by the general consensus of this thread I'd assume that you have ulterior reasons to want this beyond just sating Remilia's nutritional needs

>> No.24406039

You could say that having her drink my blood is the ulterior motive. Having her so close to me, doing something so intimate, knowing that she trusts me with keeping her alive, would make me happier than if we were just having sex.

>> No.24406203

yeah see that's what I mean, that's pretty creepy anon, don't think she'd like to know that

>> No.24410636

Wow so pretty!

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remi's mansion consists of
- one competent maid
- TWO hikikomoris
- an incompetent chink
- a bunch of useless fairies
- hobgoblins (?)
and it gets robbed regularly by a human, of all things. you can paralyze remi with a rainshower
i hate to say it, but not even the yakumo house is that pathetic

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I bet she'd start Uu-ing and crying, rolling on the floor, and seriously filling her Pichuuns.

>> No.24412052

I want to carry Remi to the changing table while she tries to convince me that she doesn't need a change!

>> No.24412183

Playfully spanking Remi's butt to embarrass her with the squelching sounds!

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>useless fairies
Not true---the SDM fairies are regularly used by men from the human village who occasionally sneak into the mansion.

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Remilia is really awesome when you think about it.

>> No.24412492

I know Sakuya is extremely defensive of her position of being the only one who is permitted to change Remi, but what if I wanted to apply for just part of the job? What if I applied for the job of wiping Remi, while Sakuya performed the rest of the changing procedure?

>> No.24412544

Me, about to get wiped.

>> No.24412752

Your role would be to keep an eye on Remi and inform Sakuya when she needs a change! You'd get to squish Remi's padded butt!

>> No.24412909

Hopefully periodically lifting Remi's loli butt up to my face, burying my nose in its crack and inhaling deeply is an appropriate means of checking whether she needs a change.

>> No.24413145

Commit suicide, scatfag.

>> No.24413320

Ahh~ imagine if she started wetting herself while you were checking her!

>> No.24414536

yes, yes she is

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>> No.24415156

freshest armpits around

>> No.24415187

Imagine if her armpits went unwashed for as long as her feet.

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The Yakumo house has an agreement with the SDM over what to do when men from the outside accidentally enter Gensokyo. They are sent to the SDM, forcibly made to drink a pint of fairy pee and then put to work as new fairy maids in the mansion.

>> No.24415360

Nobody loses!

>> No.24415417

It also helps Remi's self-esteem when her servants are all shorter than or equal height to her and just as flat!

>> No.24415436

Leave the fairies and their bodily fluids alone.

>> No.24415467

But most of the fairies have the control not to even need their LilyPoko any more! That must be pretty damaging to Remi's self-esteem.

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She already has to deal with Flan making fun of her over that everyday, so she's quite used to it.

>> No.24415561

Remi would force all of her fairy maids to wear pichuuns.

>> No.24416517

Mommy smile is best Remi smile.

>> No.24416963

Poor fairies! All they do is pee -- Pichuuns are excessively heavy duty for their needs; they're designed for the kind of explosive messes Remi makes when she doesn't get her way.

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Which is why she made Moony! So her fairy maids could do their jobs comfortably!

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what i have learned from posting >>24411120 is that i should never mention fairies ever. i apologize to the entire thread for what that led to

>> No.24417729

it's ok anon, it was probably gonna happen either way

>> No.24417797
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Then let's forget fairies and move onto honorary fairies! What do you think the relationship between Remi and Rumi is like? The "can't stand the sun" + "can create darkness" dynamic really lends itself for a ton of great interpretations.

>> No.24417928

Don't worry, as long as /d/fags are around, Remi threads will never be good.

>> No.24418687

It was fine before the diaperfaggots woke up.
And diaperfaggots would have appeared regardless. God knows why but they seem attracted to Remilia threads (footfaggots also).

>> No.24418834

You are forgiven.

>> No.24418843

Don't worry, as long as /d/fags are around, Remi threads will always be good.

>> No.24419026
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Remi threads are at the forefront of good /jp/-/d/ relations. Deep breaths, m*rtals.

>> No.24419123

Oh no! Does that mean /jp/sies would be forced to wear them too?

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Remi demands it, but I doubt Sakuya will enforce it. After an initial probationary period, Anon-fairies can have their choice of Moony, the Yakumo Fairies brand, LilyPoko, or ordinary fairy panties if they're good fairies and don't pee everywhere too much.

>> No.24419222

No Cucumbers?

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They're a specialist brand for very, very special cases who can barely function in society at all. They're also a little too large for delicate fairy frames, which any errant /jp/sies would soon develop.

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What about Loopy?

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As fairies, newly formed Anon-fairies will probably want to stick to a brand marketed by one of their own.

>> No.24420036

Lily is so cute! I wish I could change her!

>> No.24420220
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Open wide now.

>> No.24422910

Now hold on there Sanae! The Winchester model 1887 is a 12 gauge shotgun, and has a very powerful recoil! If you fire it like that, you might hurt yourself! And don't even think of acting like Arnie, cause that'd break all your fingers!

>> No.24425962

What brand of diapers does Sanae wear?

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She has been seen wearing one of these before

>> No.24427770
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If /d/ is allowed to post here, then so is /u/!

>> No.24430838

Oh my...! S-sisters shouldn't be k-k-k-kissing so passionately...!

>> No.24431559

That's even more degenerate. I like it.

>> No.24438305
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Let's merge the two!

>> No.24438702

Imagine having the privilege of changing them both! Sakuya's life must be heaven.

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>> No.24442100

I swear. You diaperfags need to be executed.

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i was thinking "mercilessly tortured" but that works too

>> No.24445157

That's not a very nice thing to say about Remi, anon.

>> No.24453120

Ahh~ I love the Scarlet sisters' diapers so much /jp/!

>> No.24455462

I wonder if Patchy knows about Remi's little secret!

>> No.24457126

why not both?

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Remi? You look different...

>> No.24467108 [DELETED] 

Is Remi refined and cultuted enough to listen to the Moody Blues with me? I want to go to the historical part of my New England city with her too, there are supposedly some old ghsst legends there!


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>>24388224 #
Is Remi refined and cultuted enough to listen to the Moody Blues with me? I want to go to the historical part of my New England city with her too, there are supposedly some old ghsst legends there!


>> No.24467603
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don't be silly, that's same ol' remilia, you can tell by her clothes and her hair
just ask doremy here, she'll tell you

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Even in AI Dungeon Remi has no experience with sex!

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Imagine how TIGHT this 500 year-old VIRGIN must be!

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Chike tendie!!!!!

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Patchy has been around when Remi has tried unsuccessfully to graduate to big girl undies, so I'm sure she's aware of Remi's 'special' underthings.

>> No.24494465

can a Remi thread exist without /d/ invading?

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unfortunately remi hasn't been able to change that fate

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I heard Patchy has been trying to find some sort of spell to help her friend Remi! Is that true?

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God I want to spoil Remi rotten! She's just too cute!

>> No.24503371

Imagine if Sakuya went out for a few days and Remi went unchanged all that time! What would she find when she got back?

>> No.24503631

Imagine lifting her up with your hands on her waist, swinging her around while she angrily protests; her wings flapping anxiously from the motion!

>> No.24504888

Remi just killed me guys!

>> No.24504938

The fairy maids would take up the responsibility of changing her, duh.

>> No.24505036

Imagine if your father used a condom that drunken night.

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Heh. Nothing personnel, Remi.

>> No.24505262

Their teasing would be endless! Fairies never ignore an opportunity to mock someone!

>> No.24505582

The fairies would never dare mock Ojou-sama! Not in front of her face at least.

>> No.24507601

With Remi's crashing charisma, ably assisted by certain posters in this very thread, it won't be very long until she is openly mocked in her own home!

How tragic!

>> No.24508620

>crashing charisma
I think you mean leaking charisma

>> No.24519946

Nah, that implies her charisma is growing to the point that it's leaking out. No, it's crashing to the ground and disappearing, leaving a sad husk.

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>> No.24526162

Have you ever heard of Michael Jackson? Anything's possible.

>> No.24530384

Poor Remi, she'll have to hand Flan over the responsibilities while the only thing she'll have to worry about is making it to the potty in time.

>> No.24536006
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Remilia's smile is the greatest treasure in all of Gensokyo!