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What is Eirin's favourite dance?

the moonwalk

>> No.2402497

i don't get it

>> No.2402499
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What's Cirno's favorite article of men's clothing?

A TIE!

>> No.2402500

They don't have any contact with the outside world, so she probably doesn't even know how to perform it.

>> No.2402506

>>2402500

You don't have to know how to perform something to have a favorite.

>> No.2402508

post moar jokes

>> No.2402516

>>2402506
Michael Jackson made moonwalk popular, I doubt that Eirin knows who Michael Jackson is, let alone she saw him performing it.

>> No.2402535

>>2402516
Eirin is wiser than Yukari, she must have a way to study outside world.

>> No.2404500
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What's Alice's favorite pizza topping?

PepeRONERY!

>> No.2404506

>>2404500
>What's Fanon Alice's favorite pizza topping?

>> No.2404514
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>>2402508

So King Arthur and Hercules walk into a bar.

I forget the rest of the joke but Aya is a whore.

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>>2402497
The Anonymous who just can't get the joke

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>> No.2404543
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How much did a Deluxe Transformer figure used to cost?

About Chen dollars.

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>>2404529

>> No.2404553

>>2404514

I loled anyway

Would be better with spoiler tags

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What is K1's favourite dance?

The macaRENA!

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What did Yukari do to make sure she caught the bus?

Ran.

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She makes a guest appearance in DC Comics

That's the joke.

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>>2404749
Read that as "DFC comics" at first ( ._.)

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Kaguya sure is neat.

>> No.2405032

Someone save these jokes and post them in a week so I can laugh at them again.

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She really got licked by Marisa in TH12.

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What kind of car does Akiha drive?

A Nii-san

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What is Cirno's favorite drug?

Ice

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>>2405052

Icy what you did there...

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What did Sakuya do after she got hungry?

She went back four seconds

>> No.2405086

>>2404749
Wait, what?

Post source, proof, and specific references or it didn't happen.

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What did Sakuya do after she got hungry?

She went back four seconds

>> No.2405108

>>2404749
>>2405093
I dont get it.

>> No.2405118

>>2405108
I don't get the other one either, but try reading the Sakuya one letter by letter.

>> No.2405127

>>2405108
So she won't be hungry anymore duh

>> No.2405144

>>2405118
ohh. OHH.

>> No.2405170

>>2405118
wat

>> No.2405181

>>2405093
This is truly a triumph of the English language.

>> No.2405189

What

>> No.2405193
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>> No.2405210

>>2404506
Once upon a time...

In a magical forest, in a far-off land, there lived a dollmaker. The dolls she made were beyond compare- a look would reveal no seam or joint, and a touch would bring the soft feeling of skin. They would move as she willed them, walking, jumping, even dancing around in merriment if she so felt like it. So skilled was she with the puppetry that naught a finger on her own hand need be lifted to care for her cottage.

However, this wasn't enough for her. She so desperately wanted her dolls to move on their own, to think, and feel, and have dreams of their own. Her studies were tireless, her works inspired and grand- but still her dolls stayed just dolls.

Over the years, her wish and her dream sank into the walls, the floor, even the very air of the forest beyond, but it all remained unanswered. Then, one day, all that work, hope, and love came together just so...

A doll that had sat on a shelf, looking over a grassy field beyond the window, was the first to move. It blinked once, then twice, then got up and stretched its little arms high. It took a step, then another, then laughed most merrily. It could move! It could sing, and dance, and skip across the floor as well as any child could! Soon, more dolls got up, some confused, some scared, but the first was joyous and knowing, and did comfort and help her new sisters.

Soon, all the dolls were up and about, some getting started on the much needed cleaning, others heading out to deal with the thick weeds that tangled about the cottage, and a few simply standing still to take in the feeling of being alive. The first doll worked open the door to the maker's bedroom, and bounced onto the sheets to give her the good news.

But she didn't get up.

She couldn't get up.

>> No.2405212

>>2405210
The long years of trying, all the work she had done, had taken from her youth, vitality, and, at long last, finally life. Nothing remained but dust and bones. The little doll fell back, her little heart nearly broken under the sorrow. The dollmaker couldn't hug her, or talk with her, or sing to her. But she was a well made doll, and could do still do one thing for her maker.

So she cried.

>> No.2405216

/r/ing Touhou Star Sapphire in DC Star Sapphire outfit.

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Reisen got so mad that she pulled her hare out

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>>2405144
>>2405181
I'm not Keine to the joke.

Or the english language, apparently.

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Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.

>> No.2405242

>>2405189
>>2405170
FOR SECONDS.
facepalm

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Reimu is so poor she can't afford to pay attention.

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What does the tag inside of Sakuya's cloths say?

Maid in China

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Iku is a bright spark who knows what's watt.

>> No.2405282

>>2405242
Aaaaah, I see. That one was rather complex though.

>> No.2405285

>>2405256

...Wait, does this explain all those MeilingXSakuya doujins?

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I love this thread.

Why does Suika have no siblings?

Because she is an oni child.

>> No.2405320 [DELETED] 

>>2405315
But she has a sister...

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>>2405315
How is that possible? I thought she was an oni-chan?

>> No.2405375

>>2405338

Touché

>> No.2405388

>>2404500
Ok, I lol'd.

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This is nuclear power in an eggshell

>> No.2405455

whats black, white and lacks a hymen?
aya

>>2405052
and mokou's is a pontiac firebird

>>2404958
also, AM I CUTE?

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What's Keine's favorite cappuccino?

A Mokou latte.

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