Monster Girl Thread

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The court is in session.

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Bully the shorties!

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hellhound ass

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careful where you stick your fingers

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>>24023020
HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE
HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A CRAP

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So this is the thread, right?

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>>24022973
What MG is the ultimate bully bait?

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>>24023127
We need a pharoah version. Maybe jack the tombkings ones and repurpose them.

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Kikomoras don't rape or force anything, right? So, let's say I plan to hire one and avoid doing anything sexual for an entire year, not even a single groping incident. Then, exactly on the first anniversary of her employment, I'd unleash all the pent up mutual lust gathered over the year. Question is, would purposely depriving her of mana for so long be considered monster abuse and get me in trouble?

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>>24023209
As long as she gets mana from other sources it should be fine.

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Make sure to call hellhounds good girls everyday

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>>24023290
And give them lots of tummy rubs!

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>>24023490
Justice is best girl.

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>>24023127
This is the thread for cute kobolds, yes.

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What can girl can make me forget how much I hate job-hunting?

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>>24023503
*Judgement.
>>24023609
Kiki, she can even help you.

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>>24023532
A potato... with a hat?

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>>24023671
She can count to potato.

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>>24023671
>>24023682
Do not look askance upon the intellectual achievements of the Kobolds. They are able to educate even the most uncivilized of root vegetables.

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I just want a monster girl to come to my apartment. Maybe a nice devil or a kikkimora. Or even a simple slime girl slipping under the door. What kind would you recommmend me?

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>>24023209
She might start wearing shorter and shorter skirts

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>>24023209
Blueovarying monsters is just asking for it.

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>>24023776
Shirohebis just randomly appear in your life and never give up until you reciprocate their love. I personally prefer what kikomaras do, since they would genuinely improve your life, as opposed to focusing on sex so much. One day, a kikomora shows up to your door and announces she is going to set you straight, whether you want it or not.

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>>24023940
Nah, I don't think Shirohebis would be the home invasion type. They'd more be that one cute shrine maiden you took a shine to on New Year's prayers.
Now, if you want a door-to-door type, try the Sensual Church of the Latter-Day Succs.

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>>24023920
Man, I love cows. I wanna hug 'em, kiss 'em, and breed 'em

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>>24023982
That a fact?

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>>24024016
It's a fact that I wouldn't be able to keep my dick out of them

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>>24024050
Well alright then

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>>24023982
Brawny cows are love!

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>>24024114
I'm more in the mood for some soft, milky ones

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>>24024114
>'Moo' brand yoga pants.

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>>24023940
>>24023965
What would a Shirohebi do if her Ryu invited her to a threesome?

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Chunni Dhampirs

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>>24024218
Slither other blushing and muttering something about how she can't be a bride. They are ritually pure shrine maidens, after all.

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somewhere there is a crime happening.

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>>24024287
Buddy-cop comedy with MGs when?

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>>24024330
Cop craft already exists.

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>>24024330
Copnubis is just keeping an eye on Anon, making sure he stays out of trouble and away from the local gangs.

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So do you guys prefer monster girls with or without panties?

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>>24024330
Cheshire and Anbuis buddy cop movie.
>The cheshire is a pig and is super messy but has a good sense of humor.
>The anubis is super uptight and orderly and is incredibly autistic.
So far, no anubis toys have been sold since the film debuted.

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>>24024351
>You don't understand officer, it's just the school I go to, it's...
>OI, ANONYAMA!

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>>24024358
Embarrassing panties. Like a Grizzly that wears goofy 'kuma' panties.

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Which Baphomets are legitimately the kind of girl you would marry?

For me it’s Runya or Greilia.

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>>24024358
I have a panty fetish and would like to have my waifu jerk me off from behind while holding her panties to my face. Itd be even better if she just finished a jog and they're all soaked with sweat.

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>>24024388
The doctor, the dog, and the brown one.

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>>24024388
That sabbath fourth from the left has an Echidna. They've gotta be the strongest!

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>>24024382
>Be delinquent
>Class rep demands you hand over your spirit gun.
>Bang her

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>>24024380
Nah we gotta go wilder
>Kobold is the new officer, fresh from the academy and full of hopes, dreams and energy
>her partner is a barely functioning Satyros who only looks for leads at the bottom of a bottle
>together they are assigned to the Cold Case Archive, where they are joined by the Crow Tengu archivist with quirky and macabre hobbies

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>>24024388
The only canon one I really like is Ropurotto and her Sabbath.

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>>24024445
>They all end up married to the film's antagonist with 3 kids a piece. Turns out the only WMD he was smuggling into the city was his bomb ass dick.

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>>24024426
The strongest lolibabas. You're going to get lovingly momdom'd by a bunch of girls who look at least a decade younger than you.

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>>24023965
>Door to door rape.
Why does this sound so impersonal yet so hot?
I'm gonna be a missionary for the fallen god and go door to door collecting tithes from naive CC monsters and then bless their wombs.

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>>24024519
Well, there'd only be two doors in my model. Her house and yours.

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>>24024445
>>24024483
Early concept art

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>>24024218
She'll try her best to be Anon's #1 wife

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>>24024519
>Door to door rape.
>"Greetings human! do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Druella?"
>before you can even finish saying "No, thank you", she has somehow already managed to get inside your apartment, close the door shut and throw you on the floor.

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>>24024672
but i'm already married

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>>24024710
>This happens
>The monster girl looks up to see a very pissed off oni
>Said monster girl gets thrown into the trash where she belongs
>Oni then has very gentle and loving sex with her husband

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>>24024753
I like onis but I'm sober. What a dilemma.

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>>24024764
Have you considered not being a faggot mormon?

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>>24024777
No.

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>>24024710
I imagine that said radical monster evangelist would beat several world speed records trying to run from a pissed off hellhound wife

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>>24024777
>Mormon becomes a porn-star superhero like in Orgazmo

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>>24024764
she'll drink your share of booze, then

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I want to try a Kakuen's Monkey Booze.

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>>24024777
>magic underwear

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>>24024834
You can't handle her booze, traveler.

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rough cat tongues raping your glans

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>>24024895
Yes but also yes

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>>24024895
fat cat butts and hips raping my lap while i'm trying to play videogames

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>>24024895
Rough cat tongues raping your tongue!

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>"I'll show those damn walking feather dusters and those eldritch abominations who the REAL best maid is!"

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>>24025074
Yeah, it's Slimes!

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>>24025074
>Only cleans for five minutes, then gives up, lying on the couch watching TV and eating snacks.

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>>24025074
>eldritch abominations
said the pseudo dragon with TWO xenomorph mouths!

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>>24025074
>"I'm the best at everything, including being molested by master"

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pork the dork

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>>24025361
Buy some better fitting clothes.

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>>24025361
What an oddly trusting-eyed minion.

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>>24024388
Bapho-chan, Runya Runya, Kuroferuru, and Ropurotto. In that order

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>>24024388
Shirokuto is perfect.

>Top-tier magic
>Smug lolibabas
>Bloomers

The most mature and most reliable Bapho.

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>>24024388
I'm not into any of the Sabbaths, but Shirokuto is the best choice. Mainly because the self-repairing clothing imply that behind the all business and powerlevel -attitude, the girls being manhandled and spontaneously dominated by their "assistants" is commonplace.

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>>24025361
She looks like she would defeat me just so she can take care of me.

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>"Ara, there's my precious otouto. Nee-chan needs a bit more 'energy' for her latest experiment. Come, come. Have a seat on my lap."

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>>24022968
A monstergirl is on the run, being pursued by an attack helicopter. Just enter the link to pick your monstergirl who is on the run from the attack chopper.
>BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_x1vqLA2Qw&t=225s

>https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono

So go ahead. Be creative and describe the scenario on how the monstergirl you generated manages to fend off the pursuing attack chopper.

>The rules: Take a coin and do a coin toss. If the coin is heads, the mamono generated fights off the attack chopper with whatever abilities she has. Or maybe the mamono and the pursuing attack chopper end up in a video game-style arena type area where there so happens to be weapons and ammo conveniently lying around for the mamono to use to fend for herself. Whatever the case, heads means the mamono successfully fends off the attack helicopter, as the helicopter is heavily damage and retreats. BUT the mamono does sustain some injuries and or wounds.

>If tails, similar just like above with heads, The monstergirl fights back against the attack helicopter with whatever abilities, weapons or tricks she has. But the attack helicopter has taken too much damage and ends up crash landing. The monstergirl you got then decides to check the attack helicopter pilots and try to heal them or atleast give them a medkit or any means of healing themselves up. Or to corrupt them with Demon Energy or maybe flag them with some Mana Marker type of energy so whatever nearby monstergirls within the area attends to them and picks them up, your choice. BONUS: If your post number is dubs, as in the last number two numbers of your post number is the same. The one of the attack helicopter pilots is a female human, a woman.

So go ahead. Share your results guys and gals!

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The best way to live with a Dark Slime or dominant Shoggoth wife is the opposite of the Night Gaunt.

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I bet one of the worst tropes out there anime that would be included in the world of MGE is the blatant draw-girls-call-them-boys. As in literal feminine or even borderline feminine figures but are actually guys who so happen to look like pretty women who may or may not wear womens clothes and girly clothes too.

True patrician monstergirls may likely prefer boys who are obviously male but possess feminine traits if you ask me.

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>>24025548
Great taste. Shiro thighs!

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>>24025998
>hunterfaggots shitting up even /jp/ with their faggotry
Disgusting.

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Can't believe no one's mentioned the best and most wicked of all girls. The enchanting, erotic, and all-powerful.

And even if you don't believe that, she's super cute with and the sex is incredible

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>>24025074
aw, you made her light-skin. Her brown skin was one of the best parts

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>>24024287
Pally and Yeti are on the case

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>>24025078
Indeed

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How deep inside a cheshire cat?

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>>24026542
Stretching.

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>>24026594
Mouth, throat, or esophagus?

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>>24026708
Those are all the same thing.

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>>24022968

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I've figured out the problem with anon, he can't tolerate small fairies so he needs bigger ones instead.

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>>24026216
That duo is way too cute

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>>24026216
How awful, Yeti-chan is getting framed for the serial hugger's crimes!

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>>24025812
Dark mages are comfy. I want to live in a comfy marshland/forest with a dark mage mistress

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>>24027033
That they are, although I imagine mine would live with me in the city.

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>>24026542
Balls deep or nothing. Gonna wipe the smug off that face

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>>24022968

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>>24026871
I would get it on with a /fit/ania, but I don't think that's in the spirit of fairyfucking.

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>>24025998
>"meme" answer
Cruel mamono find them delicious probably
>Canon answer
It doesn't matter

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>>24026871
I dislike tiny fairies because I'd have a hard time treating someone 1/20 my size seriously. That, and sex would be problematic, living onahole doesn't sound appealing to me.

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>>24027107
In like a villa? Or more working class?

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>>24025998
>new anime comes out where one of the characters is a cute boy, many otaku monsters claim him as their husbando
>several episodes later it turns out that's a reverse trap

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I wanna walk up to a random lilim and headpat her.

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>>24027410
More working class, although she may start doing things to get us some extra cash.
Namely potions or spells.

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>>24023940
A Shirohebi who is talented with seduction is a dangerous force. If she can avoid triggering a panic flight response from her husband, he would gladly never look at another woman lustfully or imagine leaving ever again.

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>>24023965
I want a girl from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints of Boats

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>>24027407
>>24027319
Which is why you need big fairies.

Big enough to have missionary sex for the purpose of procreation and big enough to smack you up for saying stupid shit.

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>>24027033
>>24027107
They're indeed strangely comfy be it a forest or a comfy smaller city, I'd just want a loli dark mage gf.

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Can werecats taste sweetness?

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To whoever posted about IRL women smelling and feeling nice in the last thread - can you keep that thirsty creepy shit to yourself?

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>>24027033
Speaking of Dark Mages, I finally got a ref sheet of mine to make future comms easier. Yoghurtstripper is just too damn good.

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>>24027033
Also, a small forest house with her would be maximum comfy. Just sitting outside with your head in her lap as she reads an ancient tome whilst stroking your hair affectionately. The only sounds being the rustling of leaves in the wind and the relaxing chirping of birds.

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>>24027969
Charismatic dark mage!

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>>24027033
I imagine one of them would have a gingerbread house.

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Glory to the undead kingdom

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>>24027033
I want to be cucked by one.

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>>24028074
Stop stereotyping. They don't actually live in them. It's just for practice, or just a playground for children community thing

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>>24028065
Mountains of Charisma.

Two to be exact..
>>24028099
Practice for what?

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>>24028110
>Practice for what
Transmuting. Also for target practice. Might also attract fairies.

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I cast Silence.

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>>24028154
And Titanias?

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>>24028026
Too comfy.
How am I supposed to buy magic supplies for my waifu if I keep getting tempted by Dark Mage laps?

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>>24028169
If we're going by classic D&D rules of magic here gagging a Dark Mage would actually be an even kinkier form of bondage, because you're denying her the ability to use her magic for the most part.

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>>24027969
Congratulations! A good reference makes or breaks commission requests.

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>>24028082
Impregnating vampires!

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>>24028082
All undead should wear very imposing yet very lewd armor.
Wight ir royal armor that still show off their tits and hips!
Lich in lewd arch mage robes from hundreds of years ago!
Common zombie in armor with tattered armor-skirt!
Ghouls in scout leather armor that shows off their breasts!
And anon that's soon to be naked being fucked by all of them!

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>>24028344
>Something about falling for her trap and becoming her slave
Typical fox sluts

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>>24028361
Never trust foxes.

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>>24028065
Thanks!
>>24028295
Yeah, I was having trouble working out what comms to use as references before this, but now that's no longer a concern. I should have done this a year ago when I first started, and would recommend anyone with an off-profile wife to get a ref sheet as soon as possible to help with consistency in comms.

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>>24028380
i thought those were swords

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>>24028444
If they're cursed swords that's all the more reason to keep them restrained.

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>>24028322
Especially the ancient ones with wide child-bearing hips

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>>24028338
Undead are cool

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>>24028203
Well the fairies would spread rumors. Might get a royal visit

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>>24028380
But a lovely fox woman is scheduled to show me around Zipangu! Surely they wouldn't put me in danger. Also she may be a bit of a career woman too, she's never been married and she's so mature.

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>>24027969
That staff looks amazing! Is it the claw of a demonic beast of something?

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>>24028497
I know you're imagining something sophisticated, but what I imagine is a Titanita gorging herself on the Gingerbread walls without the Dark Mage realising.

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>>24028509
Put her in a box tie and a leash just in case. If she really is trustworthy she will comply, and both of you will have a nice walk.

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>>24028521
That's pretty cute. Also, living with your dark mage wife/mistress in a titania's realm sound REALLY comfy. Maybe in a growing settlement for mamono and humans from the normal world. For exiles ;_;

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>>24028514
It's actually the profile Dark Mage's staff recoloured to my wife's black and red palette While KC gave no information on mage staffs that I'm aware of, I assume it's a combination of demon realm metals and powerful crystals. It actually reminds me of the NOD insignia from Command and Conquer, but I'm a fan of the older games so this is fine with me.

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>>24028514
I actually like your idea better though, and might add it to my headcanon.

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>>24027929
>creepy

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>>24028666
I see you too are a man of the Brotherhood. Down with GDI!

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>>24023532
korone is totes cute kobold.

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>Young human wizard who just wants to learn and use magic to help people
>The Order, unfortunately, has extremely limited magical resources and doesn't really care about any magical research that doesn't expand its ability to repel Mamono
>Wizard, noticing that Mamono refrain from assaulting men married to other monsters, attempts to replicate the effect in order to make it safer for him to do research in MG-friendly areas
>After a lot of trial and error he seems to manage an unusual magical charm that 'marks' a man with mamono mana. He surmises that even MGs with little magical ability are somehow able to recognize these marks and that these marks correspond with the man's wife or partner.
>After a few conservative experiments he decides to jump into some real field work. He sets up his mana marker and ventures into MG-friendly territory, where magical resources are much more abundant, in order to fuel his work
>He's absolutely shocked at the results
>"They're so nice to me." He thought. Even the more aggressive types treat him with nothing but friendly cordiality.
>Buff minotaurs who he'd expect to jump his bones at first sight stop to simply have a chat and share a few laughs before departing with a platonic wave. Not even so much as a pat on the shoulder.
>He ventures farther. Drawn by the wealth of magical knowledge he soon finds himself in extremist territories.
>He develops a good reputation among the populace and soon finds that he's quite popular. He's 'that friendly wizard who helped put out that fire' after some newbie witch neglected a bubbling cauldron for too long, or he's 'the cute silly married guy with the card tricks'
>He eventually finds himself working hand-in-hand with one of the extremist Sabbath branches. It's an often uncomfortable atmosphere for him...and yet he can't pull away. The gap between Sabbath magic and Order magic was just too great. Every new piece of information he learned left him astonished, he was helping people, and he never felt happier.
>"Heeey! Hey, humie!" Some witch called out to him as he was running some petty errands on behalf of the Sabbath. "Come here come here, you've never met the boss!"
>Boss? There's a boss? Of course there was. He hadn't thought about it. Right right, every Sabbath had a...

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>>24028941
>The Baphomet in question strolled near him (not quite towards him, but not necessarily away from him either), flanked by a entourage of chattering witches and familiars. She was awash in a torrent of comments and questions from every which way and yet her composure was firm and she seemed to hear every word.
>"Ah." Was all she said in return, acknowledging each new piece of information and answering each question with as few words as possible. "Ah. Ah. No. Ah. No. Perhaps. In relation to what? ...Ah." 'Ah' was her version of 'yes', he concluded.
>She was a short thing, barely waist-high, her body completely hidden by the fluttering of a black cloak that dragged across the floor as she moved. Even her arms were completely hidden from view and the cloak was secured around her tender throat by a string and what looked to be two large, fuzzy red pom-poms. She almost seemed to glide rather than walk and yet the wizard could hear each delicate 'tap' of her hooves.
>When she was within a certain distance she stopped suddenly and quickly twisted her neck to look directly at the human in her midst, not unlike a predatory bird hearing a twig snap. Her horns were rather small and stuck close to her temples but her ears were long, droopy; they reached her small shoulders. Her hair was a dark gray mass of messy curls that shielded her eyebrows and her tiny mouth, when at rest, seemed to naturally take on the shape of a soft, inverse 'v'.
>She studied the wizard with faintly luminous pink eyes for but a moment before her mouth began to curl. The edges of her lips nearly touched her ears with the crooked length of that wicked-looking grin.
>"Hello." She spoke very quietly as she ignored her followers and trotted very plainly up to him.
>"A-ah. He-llo."
>She sniffed the air gently. Her eyes wandered briefly before they settled on his own eyes which made him avert his gaze. "...I've been told you're doing great work. For a human. Good job. If what I've been told is true then I am impressed."
>"Oh, well...thank you very mu-"
>"It's really unfortunate you're married."
>"...You think so? I like it very much."
>"Well, you're certainly make it difficult for everyone here despite being so helpful. Most of my kind wouldn't notice as bad but everyone here is very magic-sensitive. Even those...'large' beast-girls who guard the entrances? They're all Magi-Beasts." Her grin widened. "I'm responsible for that. Lack of magical sensitivity has always been an issue for the 'muscle'."
>He didn't know how to respond so she simply continued.
>"Even most wizards, their mana is...not what it should be. Dirty...thin...like water. No good, not without us intervening. But you? Goodness, yours is so...clean and fresh and bright..." Her voice lowered, became husky. "So...so THICK and syrup-y. It's practically pouring off of you, did you know that? You alone could fuel this place...ah, but you're married. What's it like?"
>"...To be married?"
>"To a Dragon, specifically." He looked confused for a moment and she explained without having to be asked. "I can tell from your mana. Smells like Dragon."
>"Oh, well..." No one had ever asked about his relationship so he suddenly swelled with some confidence. He didn't have to worry about being inconsistent with his information. "Difficult but exciting? Like most relationships, I suppose?"
>"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I've been told she's never visited though."
>"Ah, we have one of those...those beds. You know the ones. I fall asleep and then I wake up somewhere else."
>"Callback Bed, wonderful innovation. I was an advisor on that project."
>"Right, right! So, we both do our business alone and then catch up in the mornings. It's a good system."
>"I imagine. Pleasant meeting you."
>She have a modest little nod and then walked away, leaving the wizard to sigh in relief.
>Until he noticed that her entourage didn't follow and every eye in the room was on him. Dozens upon dozens of pairs of eyes. The little Baphomet opened the door to the room and beckoned at one of those 'Magi-Beasts' at the end of the hallway before speaking.
>"You got the mark wrong, bachelor. It smells like Demon, not Dragon."

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>>24025928
>Heads result doesn't ask you how you're going to nurse the mamono back to health.
>Even if I did add one, since the RNG picked a ghost she's just exhausted and just needs my spirit energy.
>It's just going to be a generic ghost monster girl story with a attack helicopter cameo.
Y'know what? Screw this scenario. I'm gonna make my own scenario. With /d/egeneracy and actual lewd.

A new recreational potion has swept the markets after a absolute madwoman figured out a loophole that allowed monsters to re-experience monsterization. The side-effect of course is a temporary hybridization between monster species until it wears off.
The Re-Monsterization Potion comes in fast, normal and slow varieties depending on user preference and your cute wife has convinced you to let her try it out so that she fully hybridizes during your anniversary night with a rampant lust for your sausage.

>Mode 1: Pick your Wife's species.
>Mode 2: Roll for your Wife's species.
Either way roll a second species in https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono to see what she hybridizes with and don't think too much on the setting inconsistencies that result. Pick whichever variant you wish for depending on preference, describe the result and how satisfied you lovebirds are with the product.
Bonus points if you document the process.

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>>24028941
>>24028947
This is some good shit!

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>>24029025
One hand for brushing
One hand for groping

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>>24028947
Rip mage-san

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https://pastebin.com/SGV8tzGk
>Saida Mountains
>Just in time, we were lucky to ride the regular flight. The best way to get from the city of Saida to “Saida Neon Hall” at the mountain summit is by taking this airship. When us harpy-genus monsters go with a man, we often fly while carrying him but... yeah, you understand. I’m tired from earlier.

>So, now we’re heading to the “Saida Mountains”. You could climb it on foot, but it’s pretty steep as it is, and since a lone man generally can’t manage it, it isn’t recommended. In monster realms with mountains spread around, the mana tends to get thicker as you climb up, also it seems there is some kind of dragon kingdom somewhere, and it seems the strongest dragon queen resides at the very top. It’s the same here. As you head upwards, the mana becomes thicker, and there is more lightning coming from the thunderclouds surrounding the summit. Nevertheless, Nevan says this mountain seems to have a lot of old valuable ruins, and it seems there are many humans that try to climb it. However, this mountain is a hunting ground for Thunderbirds aiming for men. They also have thunderclouds made up of their collected mana on their side, and lightning will take aim at and strike a man together with the Thunderbird. If you’re paralyzed by the lightning, it’s over and you’ll just be fucked by Thunderbirds. Besides that, it seems there are a lot of monsters in the mountain ruins called Automatons, which are like golems made by the technology of an unknown civilization, but they are going rampant due to the lightning being too strong, and if that’s true, even if they listen to what a human says, it seems now when they see a man they generally try to fuck him.

>You’ll be fine if you’re on this airship, because it’s designed so that there’s no problem if it’s hit by lightning. That aside, take a look down below. The lightning running along the waterways is beautiful, like cracks cutting through the city. The night view of Saida from this airship is my favorite scenery. The neon lights seen from above appear as tiny points of light, it’s like a colorful starry sky. You can’t see the starry sky when you look up in Saida because of the clouds, but if you look down from the sky it looks like it, huh?

>By the way, here. I said it earlier but, we basically have claws hidden in our wings... I mean, we have hands. So uh, could we... try to hold hands a little?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029324
https://pastebin.com/nbunrmev
>Star Neon Stage
>...Sorry. I didn’t mean to turn the other way. I mean, I don’t think I want you to see my face right now.

>...Yeah, it’s fine. I’ve calmed down. The largest live stage in Saida. The dream stage of song maidens. “Star Neon Stage”. It looks like it’s about to start on stage... sorry, we barely made it in time. Today is Bis Sis Levin’s “Master Live”, so it’s particularly packed with people. I’m glad I booked tickets in advance but... as I expected. When the seats are filled... as you can see, they bring out airship seating that looks at the stage from the sky.

>The only bands that can perform on this stage are Big Sis Levin’s band, previous diva’s bands, or bands with skill close to that of a diva. The stage, which was built embedded into the mountainside, seems to be a renovation of the ancient ruins that originally existed here, and Mrs. Nevan says the ruins are extremely valuable... apparently. Considering all that, that person still relentlessly remodeled it... Look. A wave of light is spreading over the stage, seating, and mountainside matching Bis Sis’s singing on stage. The thunderstones placed in the stage for production value resonate with the stones buried in the mountain... Even the thunder falling from the thunderclouds, as if it were one of the instruments, joins the music. And then there is a super enormous, exposed thunderstone in the mountainside above the stage. In the sky above that stone and Big Sis, a big illusion is projected showing Big Sis as she performs on stage. Not only that, with the power of Mrs. Nevan’s magical tool connected to that stone, the band’s performance and Big Sis’s song even reach the whole city of Saida, and the shape of Big Sis singing on stage like that is projected all over the city. Even if it isn’t directly, almost everyone in Saida right now is watching and listening to this live performance. The sound, the lights, the thunder, the listener’s hearts... the band that stands on this stage controls all of Saida, and performs the most paralyzing live performance that involves everything in Saida...!

>I also dream of singing here someday.
>However, I still haven’t gotten there at all.

>...Yeah, I’m holding your hand, is that alright?
>...Thank you.

>I wanted to show a little courage too. Yeah, I’ve decided.

>So, uh. That time I was holding hands with you.
>I got wet.
>You get it? A monster’s body is very honest and easy to understand. I was surprised myself.

>Hey, do you... want to do it with me

And that's it for the Saida section of the book. You can find all the translations on my pastebin or on MGR. I'm taking a break for now to do other things. I'll probably do the De Ryua section when I come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029324
I do love a haywire automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029324
>Having dangerous mostly unexplored ruins just above your city filled with highly advanced forgotten tech
Sure, what could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029055
>Crow Tengu Wife.
>Wererabbit potion.
She guzzles the potion as smoothly as a harpy can and waits for the effects. It doesn't take long for them to show. Her ears meld into her head, and a new set of cute rabbit ears spring from the top of her head. Her wings seem to crawl to her back, and a set of arms is grown her her side. Her legs buckle, growing larger and thicker, a fix of downy feathers and fur growing thick as a sea as her knees bend backwards. Her talons remain the same, hard to see under her newfound fluff. Almost as it were a deliberate finishing touch, a fluffy puff of a tail sprouts from her backside. As a compromise between the pure white of a Wererabbit and the night black of a tengu, her hair and feathers are a fitting rabbit grey.

She takes a while to flex her new body, making sure that everything as fine. After making sure everything is okay, she looks at me with determined lust. The same look she would give me whenever she was in her mating season and needed my attention. As I remember rabbits are known for mating, she leaps at me with new legs and starts a long night together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029324
>CC Dragon is lonely because her nest is so high up no one ever reaches it
>She also witnessed plenty of men struck by lightning before getting raped by Thunderbirds

[Anonymous No.]

>Tits almost busting out of their clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029678
Tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24028947
F for Wizard-anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029324
>>24029361
I like the conceit of writing these as a travelogue, with the guide slowly falling in love with "you". She's really cute.
Thank you for your work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24028947
>"Y-yeah, I misheard at first, I thought that's what you meant."
Oh well, the wizard had a good run anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Rocket Launch Imminent

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029324
that pick give me madoka magicka vibes

[Anonymous No.]

Amazoness armpit is among the best sources of hydration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029931
I'm worried for my nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030048
I attack the abs and neck by instinct. She'll have to be a bit more forceful to convince me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna make my way through a liches dungeon and defeat all of her creations and when I finally meat her, I'm just gonna call her cute before making my escape.
And there's nothing she can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030084
She could teach you to spell "meet".

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030058
>Say the line, bart

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030154
She would be satisfied if he meats her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029678
Hi yes hello someone called for my Dear Wife?

[Anonymous No.]

HOUNDED

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030217
>lift up the ruffles and there's a big cleavage window

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030048
more art of her is always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030273
Prime breastpussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030154
If she could cure my dyslexia I would be more than happy with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24023651
I want to judge so I can get JUDGE'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030273
>>24030296
Right you absolutely are~! Prime Wonderland bred cream raised mushroom plush breastpussy hidden by mere flimsy folds of self-grown ruffles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030337
well that's just 50% change of you getting fucked and 50% of you going into the torment machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030337
Literally the only interesting design in the entire game. The rest all look the fucking same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24026911
Officer Kiki is tough on criminals! They'll get let out of jail in a few hours once the Serial Hugger strikes again

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030353
Is there a lewd version of the Judgement Machine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030346
When I think of my jinko wife, this is how busty I picture her being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030397
They should at least get a nice meal as compensation

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030084
I'll do this too except at the end I say:

"Cute. But my waifu is cuter"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030346
What's this

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030490
Hatterwife wearing Nubis, I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030337
i was stuck on this game for an hour until I realized you cant destroy the blocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030462
This but unironically.
Setting up a rivalry between a Owl Archmage and a Lich sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030442
Splendid! That's a sizable Jinko indeed!
>>24030490
>>24030508
My Dear Wife and some Dear Friends having fun trying on exotic outits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030346
Good god, hatterfag. That's one fertile hatterwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030542
Very sizeable.
The day to day cupsize for her when she's not in wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030542
Well they're not starved for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

how do you feel about gfd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030567
Gluten-free diet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24023503
tfw no blind tomboy demon gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030567
Global Finance Data?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030567
Great Fucking Demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030543
Lots of proper moisture grows a very happy and healthy mushroom indeed!
>>24030562
Bounteous burgeoning babes from three different regions!
>>24030555
Precisely right! Her 'standard size'! Just ridiculous enough to turn heads, but not enough to scare the poor sensible folk off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030605
She could make some Holstaurs envious. It actually makes me afraid to even think about what a Wonderland Holst would look like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030567
Love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030567
gentle femdom?
No thank you, I prefer my pelvis in pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030605
Exactly!
Enough for people to cock an eyebrow but otherwise be 'normal' for those monster girls.

The wonderland vacations are where she really lets loose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030567
Rough f in bed and gfd outside of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030391
the main thing I took away from the game is I like hip wiggling idle animations.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW the first incubi are born and they wind up looking like 5th generation jojo brand twinkies.
>MFW its contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

>first incubi is born
>to Lilith
>100 lilim onee-sans

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030697
>their collective despair when he ends up falling for some perfectly normal succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030632
Red and white mushroom colored cowprint tank tops!
With copious amounts of cloth needed!
COPIOUS amounts!
>>24030653
Precisely right! Simply stupendous assessment! And oh, be assured that on a long day of tea partying, the size becomes quite quakingly colossal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030697
>>24030704
I imagine most of them would be married by the time incubi can be born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030704
That succ is definitely leveling up though. Also, at least DL mom will make his sisters calm down

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030704
I wouldn't be surprised. Lilim look pretty boring compared to the profile Succubi. Plus Lilim always have the same basic look (white hair, red eyes) when Succubi can be varied and be anything from girly and well endowed to sporty tomboys with any hair colour..

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030725
Might be. Just a fun scenario though

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030726
The legendary weapon of Lilith to maintain her dominion over a hundred demigod daughters
Her Most Unholy Weapon: [Wooden Spoon]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030751
Her husband will help out too I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030760
>>24030751
Also the firstborn is probably pretty chill about it. She is the onee-sanest after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030751
[Wooden Spoon]
[La Chancla]
[Dad's Belt]
These are considered by many Order scholars as being the most powerful weapons that the vile Demon Lord possesses, as they have been shown to instantly turn her unholy offspring docile and subservient to her. We do not know what horrible enchantments these items possess, only the effects that our spies have observed on the despicable 'lilim'...

[Anonymous No.]

I need more tomboy monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030766
>The only thing keeping her calm is the numerous vibrators inside her at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030800
Her eyes haven't opened for decades. But when she finally spots that shota she truly desires and they crack just the smallest bit, the skies themselves turn dark with her lustful energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030766
>firstborn
Imagine the amount of curves and ara ara

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030908
I imagine her as a cool onee-san type. Probably really fucking powerful too though

[Anonymous No.]

>>24022968

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030981
はい

[Anonymous No.]

You think the firstborn can "tame" the bratty Queen of Hearts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031029
Nah he is going to sent to the dragon queen of dragonia's bedroom to get her to stop being a perma virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna ask out a succ with the reputation of the biggest fucking loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031047
I meant the firstborn lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>24030542
I need a rtil commission, the girls always look so soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031080
Wait, do you have the reputation or does she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031123
I mean I don't have a good reputation myself, but I was talking about hers.

[Anonymous No.]

What girls from either manga, anime or vidya would you like to see as monsters and what monsters would you want them to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031080
Loser X loser is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031157
Rei Ayanami as a Night Gaunt and Asuka as a Nacho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031099
He does a good job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031157
Satsuki Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031172
Would Asuka be a Nacho? I see her as a Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031185
I like you a lot Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Flat chested undead deserve a lovelife

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031157
I once saw someone suggest Monika from DDLC as MGE Mindflayer, so let's go with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031185
It's like Anon wants to be raped and enslaved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031157
Kasumi Iwato as a holstaur miko would be the clear option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031213
>>24031266
I don't mind being led by her on a leash on her way to the royal war room or whatever. I would get a great view

[Anonymous No.]

>>24022968
OBJECTION! Prepare to go down, Ace Attorney!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031157
Touhou girls are always great. Somebody post the Sakuya kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029324
>>24029361
Thanks for the translations, I think Saida is probably my favorite part of KC's worldbuilding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031320
Perfect elegant maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031296
Great view of what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031339
Knife to see you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031346
Her divine backside of course.

[Anonymous No.]

yup

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031364
Ah and he gets the honor of being the Royal Seat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031157
Kyo Kusnagi - Hinezumi
Benimaru Nikaido - Raiju
Goro Daimon - Oni

Terry Bogard - Werewolf (or Incubus for Blue Mary)
Andy Bogard - Kunoichi (or Incubus for Mai)
Joe Higashi - Jinko

Ryo - Ryu (with legs)
Robert - Jinko
Yuri - Ryu (with legs)

Leona Heidern - Ocelomeh
Ralf Jones - Demon
Clark Still - Demon

Athena - Phoenix
Sie Kensou - Long (or Incubus for Athena)
Chin Gentsai - Youko

Chizuru - Shirohebi
Mai Shiranui - Kunoichi
King - Satyros

Kim Kaphwan - Incubus (because he's already married)
Chang Koehan - Ogre
Choi Bounge - Redcap

Yashiro Nanakase - Gandharva or someone strong like an Ushi-Oni
Shermie - Thunderbird
Chris - Igniz (or Alp)

Ryuji Yamazaki - Kitsune (leader of the Mofu Mafia)
Blue Mary - Succubus
Billy Kane - Kikimora (Geese's servant)

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031229
Small undead girl and warm man is the ideal match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031320
Patchy the lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031399
Oh yes. Now that's a knockout

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031296
Sure, she might be all powerful, have a gorgeous body, long luscious hair, and a strong and domineering attitude.But doesn't mean you should be her slave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031505
I would be a willing slave. A follower. A worshipper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031476
I prefer dark mage Patchouli, but lich is pretty good too

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031029
why contain it? 's cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031465
Suck a loli's undeveloped nips.
Kiss a loli's perfect little lips.
Pound a loli's precious flower;
Demonstrate your phallic power.
Make a loli squirm and cum
While you take a swig of rum.
Finish deep inside her cunny;
Holy shit she's cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031157
You tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031501
Life as a Satsuki!Pharaoh's servant must be good.

[Anonymous No.]

I love having a mindflayer who is my childhood friend momster little big twin sister and totally never messes with my memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031561
Based and cunnypilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031566
The court sphinx might be snickering at you for how hopelessly in love you are with the pharaoh, but a CLACK brings the whole court to attention either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031612
She may seem stern but she can be very affectionate in private.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031643
Oh yes. You will be spoiled. Just don't slack off with your tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031339
>tfw no perfect elegant strict Sakuya kiki gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031665
I surely won't

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031573
i dont want my memory fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031739
you ever watched kaiba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031739
What monster would allow you to fuck with her memory?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031752
I dont wanna fuck her memory also

[Anonymous No.]

which monster is the least manipulative and least likely to influence you to have sex with her because of supernatural things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031790
All of the "brutes"
They're just gonna fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you love tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031790
why do you need a monster if you're not gonna fuck her?

[Anonymous No.]

x is best girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031844
Acceptable opinion, but Zero is more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031830
I enjoy BIG, FULL BAGS OF MONEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031841
I wanna fuck her but not all the time because our love for each other and lives don't revolve around sex just like the average succubus. plus sexual assault and r*pe is taking it too far so I don't want that ever either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031830
I want to get rich fucking a old hag sugar momma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031790
>>24031882
You probably want some form of Harpy then, their breeding season is the only real issue you would have to deal with when it comes to lewds.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yeah, I built this, pretty cool huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032063
what does it do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032063
"Have you made anything that wasn't from a videogame?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032063
It's a drone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032071
>Uh, I think you mean what doesn't it do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24029324
The tech level of MGE confuses me since at times it seams like a normal classical/high fantasy and at other times it seam like they have magic tech to the point where's it's border line modern day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24028941
>>24028947

Too many cruel possible fates to deal with at once.

>Thrown to the magic-sensitive, wild beastwoman who he's been tormenting with his presence for months
>The entire research division's collective Onii-chan
>Baphomet's personal toy + primary magical power source for the entire Sabbath Branch
>All of the above

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031790
Lizardwoman and Salamander are honest and straightforward, and if you don't want to fight them they won't push the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032085
Does it know the true meaning of love?
Does it know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031882
a monster's libido changes to match her husband's

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032123
>Does it know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
It took me 357 licks

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032063
I can't wait until her creation inevitably turns on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031790
Wurms are honest and would never try to trick you! Not that they could even if they wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032148
If she tells me the password for her manual override I can get her out it's not like she made the password something embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>24025548

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032123
It will eventually fall in love with a man and get its body transferred into an Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

You just know it's going to be an eventful mission when the ship's captain assigns Engineering Officer Gremmy to your first-contact group, when landing on the Automaton planet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24028941
>>24028947
Fucking glorious success. I want this cleaned up and slapped into a bin. You can do it, you wordfucker. Do it all night long. Cut his fucking head off. Rub your coaxial wooden graphite dick all over that slutty paper's dirty semicolon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032218
Going to wear a red shirt prior to every mission

[Anonymous No.]

>>24022968
>Play Jinn of the Jar
>Draw 2 cards but must let her have her way with you.
>Entire duels wind up being orgies

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032218
>Oh no! Ensign Anon has been taken by the Automaton's leader, the M4TR0N unit we saw! We've gotta rescue him Gremmy!
>Pipe down you blockhead, help me carry some of these parts before they notice. He'll be fine, it's not like her breeding protocol safety measures have been overridden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032162
>it's not like she made the password something embarrassing
You know it's gonna be something like "anon loves me"

[Anonymous No.]

Are you prepared to live your entire life covered in her saliva?
I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032269
good thing my deck is just 15 different versions of my salamander waifu that can all be on the battlefield at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032437
Hey, a free bath is a free bath, beggars like me can't be choosers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032123
>Does it know the true meaning of love?
what is love BEEP BEEP

[Anonymous No.]

HINEZUMI SKAVEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032335
I’m gonna give that M4TR0N unit all of the babies!

[Anonymous No.]

>gremlin rides around in her trailer with built in mechanics shop

[Anonymous No.]

Is it dangerous to build a robo daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>24028941
>>24028947
>Just walking around being helpful and nice as a living Mana wellspring

Literally asking for it. You can't pull shit like that without expecting to become everyone's oniichan.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna stick my fingers in a jabberwock's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032830
That but manticore tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032269
Watch out for that shy human girl, she's rising through the ranks rapidly. She's a shrewed dualist, especially when her voice suddenly becomes deeper and she grows a few inches for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

which species would enjoy being called "mommy" the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032830
>>24032848
Girls who could make a man cum by just sucking his fingers!
>Jabberwock
>Ghoul
>Manticore (Tailpussy)

>Go on...ufufufufu...just stick your finger right into it.
>Ahhh!! That's it. Such a good boy!
>Can you feel that? The power, the suction, again and again. Squeezing. Milking.
>Can you imagine such a thing on your most sensitive, delicate place?
>What ecstasy would you feel if...Eh!?
>Ara~ara~
>You seem to have enjoyed yourself quite a bit.
>With a face like that...did you...?
>Ara~ara~
>Ufufufufu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032948
>Jabberwock sucks on your fingers with her main mouth
>She's speaking through her tentacle mouths
>They have deep voices like that of a male

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032966
>I'm gonna suck yo DICK NIGGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032982
I could see a jabberwock doing that, and I wouldn't resist it. I'd just accept it

[Anonymous No.]

Haku-sensei isn't the only teacher you need to worry about

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032724
Not at all. Unless you’re single and you forget to install the proper daughteru protocols.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033030
Don’t forget about the Alice Home Economics teacher too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033030
that boy looks too young to sign a contract he need his parent to approve

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033065
Home Ec was always my favorite class the sewing classes are still very useful

[Anonymous No.]

If genders in this picture are swapped, what monster fits the best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033276
The same

[Anonymous No.]

What would a MG themed strip club look like? Would it be like a matchmaking service? Or would it be pretty much the same as usual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033116
I bet she could convince them to let him sign

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything scarier than a jealous monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033450
ovulating monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032175
I'll marry that goat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033276
Manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033276
cheshire cat

[Anonymous No.]

/mgt/ turned me into a massive weeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033811
Being on /jp/ long enough does things to a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>24033919
like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24022968

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034030
What an expensive Wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I convince my momster that the collection of bicorn NTR hentai under my bed is all just for a really funny senior prank?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder
How many are /jp/ natives ?
How many came from the /a/ threads ?
Other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034030
where's her legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034204
Other category here, wish I was on here since /a/ days

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034165
Don't worry, your mom's not shy about her past. Just show her your collection and she'll give you the ones you are missing, some reviews, maybe make some more with you, she's cool like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034276
Bicorn momster collecting momster tier girls for your harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031157
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3932816

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034165
Reverse ntr?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Shirokuto’s thighs so sexy? Is it because her bloomers highlight them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034165
>>24034276
>Unicorn mom finds your collection
>"I-I didn't raise you to be like this! How can you have this f-filth!"
>She's even angrier when she sees that some of them feature her sister, Kandy "Cuckqueen" Suxx

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034300
Definetly bunyip material

[Anonymous No.]

Waifufags, who would you recommend for a first-time commission?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24024388
The absolute size of that ratacunny mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034234
Legs are lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034480
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034276
>>24034297
>"Mother's Day Special Vol.9"
>anon drowning in the the pleasure of being spoiled by so many momsters at once
>and the pleasure of fucking all those momsters

[Anonymous No.]

cowgirl centaur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034348
>unicorn mom so pure that when she says you brought by the stork she is 100% telling the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034480
>tfw you will never be wrapped up on the couch by a thicc snek while she smothers you with her fat tits

[Anonymous No.]

what monster will sing xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao tian di yi pian cang mang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034539
>there are stork harpies who's jobs are to bring babies to monsters that are too pure for sex
>the stork that brought you to your unicorn momster all those years ago confirms her story
So these feelings I've had for my unicorn momster are normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034466
Its hard to say. What do you want? What is your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034588
A dragon. I'd like to get a reference drawing done if possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034531
Strawberry milk for sale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034596
YoghurtStripper is pretty good. Recently did one fro one of the Darkmagefags recently.
https://twitter.com/YoghurtStripper

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034539
I want to meet the stork that brought me to her so I can thank her for giving me to the best momster in the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034596
Seconding >>24034633


Also, SaucyMojo on twitter is quite good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034633
>>24034679
Thanks! I'll check them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034614
multi tits are my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034668
you're gonne make your momster cry happy tears if you do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034725
I'm not big on them but I like when canine girls have vestigial extra nipples

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what monsters would think of current events

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034890
>Why don't we just dark matter the protesters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034908
What's that got to do with a rocket launch

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034927
High Altitude Muhbimbam energy distribution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034927
Gremlins could get us to space, but when demons can open portals between dimensions it does seem as cool anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034963
Doesn’t

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034963
>it does seem as cool
It'd fix it but you were right the first time.
Space is the place

[Anonymous No.]

How do I escape a weresheep pit? I keep waking up only feel soft wool and breasts around me and fall back asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with a bug.
Mantises, Moths, and more await y ou this summer.

[Anonymous No.]

I love dark skinned monsters more than light skinned monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>24028947
>"What're ya gonna do, gangfuck me?" says wizard gangfucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035057
I mean sure, but blue and purple are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035016
You've taken the first step by letting someone else know. Weresheep are notorious for trapping men by repeatedly applying sleep status. You really can't get out by yourself.

As a general PSA:
Please take caution when dealing with weresheep. Don't try and take on more than one at a time. If you invite them into your home or living area—as a maid, for example—make sure they are properly vetted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035057
Yes and?

[Anonymous No.]

Broken humie boy anon here to let you all know that I am not dead and will be finishing the Amazoness stuff tomorrow on the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035016
Promise them sex if they let you out and then run away as fast as you can

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035129
Can wait, and please tell me there’s Amazon position

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035127
And I wish there was brown/dark-skin variant of lots of existing monsters in the encyclopedias

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035129
Why are you broken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031455
>billy being a kiki for geese when hein exists
that and as a ikari main and i cant picture theralk or clark ikaris as a thing to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035127
Forgot about this prime Battle Cattle that crabman drew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035125
>Anon hires a weresheep maid
>She has a letter of recommendation from her previous house and everything seems in order
>She's every bit the diligent housekeeper, the house looks spotless
>Her meals are delicious, and Anon has no complaints
>However, his sleep schedule seems disturbed
>He starts to have more and more trouble falling asleep
>Too much stress at work, perhaps
>Finally it's too much
>Asks the weresheep maid help him sleep
>The power of her fur works as advertised, and he's soon snoring, in the deepest, fullest sleep of his life
>The maid nuzzles him and allows herself a crooked grin
>Forging the recommendation took some work
>But mixing the caffeine pills in his dinner was a breeze
>She'd make sure he sleeps well
>Every night, for the rest of their lives

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035057
I prefer light skinned monsters.
The only exception is the Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to motorboat a weresheep must be a pain

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035191
I can't deny a fatal attraction to such underhanded methods.
But I'm a terrible sleeper already so...maybe...?

But seriously, caffeine pills are dangerous in excess

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035175
Meat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035216
Sleep-resist equipment and enchantments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035227
No! The armor has to stay on!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/MDJ0e/status/1266385983756435467

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035245
That wasn't worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035239
Good taste.
Armoured arms and legs with a bare torso is top shelf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031157
Apparently Hanako works great as a lamia. Anyone have it saved? I had to do some cleaning up and lost it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24031750
Yes, and I still want a blue-eyed white dragon girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032063
>You’ve heard of a Manhack?
>Get ready for a Manwhack!
>Geddit? Cause it whacks you off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032447
Which one is this? Not Gagagigo right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032982
>Banging a Jabberwock in the middle of the forest
>A tentacle slides up next to your ear
>”Nice dick bro”

[Anonymous No.]

>>24034165
I want this, but with a Sea Bishop reading to me about Boat Mormonism and how we must stop those who Denounce Venice and call to Ban Crabs

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirl(s) understand the proper order in which to eat an assorted box of Pepperidge Farm cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035371
An Anubis wouldn't just understand, but get upset if she sees you doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035371
I just want to play a game of chess with the Chessmen cookies. It’s a stupid idea but I’ve always wanted to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24032063
Damn these smug Gremlins. Building Automatons out of paperclips, AA batteries and a desk fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035216
>instead of snoring, sleep motorboating

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035734
Another fine Gremtech product.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035734
Urge to pet rising

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035734
How do I know that cat detector is reliable?
For all I know that could be a doppelganger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036168
If it were a doppelganger, the screen would read "Not Cat"

[Anonymous No.]

would a cheshire get annoyed if I kept falling for her pranks on purpose and made it too easy for her like instead of letting her go through her whole routine of convincing me to open the door and get a bucket of water spilled on me I instead instantly walk in

[Anonymous No.]

Come home and see your meido like this, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036535
ask why she isn't wearing the maid uniform I bought her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036535
>what do?
workplace sexual harassment

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036546
the one you bought was too old fashioned her maid friends said she should wear the latest in meido fashion like they do for their masters

[Anonymous No.]

>>24027033
i want to live in a comfy mushroom forest with a mushroom mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036598
A Mushroom Kingdom of sorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036650
i'll make her a mushroom queen

[Anonymous No.]

School's out, whaddya doin' this summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036759
staying at home away from the diseased and the apes

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036535
I guess my plan to hire a kikomora maid for purely professional, non-sexual purposes is in danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036535
>Rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036759
Playing indoors on my computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036535
>old retired kiki commander becoming your maid
Yes please

[Anonymous No.]

Thick and Thicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037118
Taking them to Aspen

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037118
Monster girls in skin tight leotards are my greatest weakens. This is why I also love lizard girls.

[Anonymous No.]

goth monsters restraining men in the dark alleys of the city and giving them blowjobs unlike anything they were ever given by force. damn, those smug banshees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037151
Gib big tiddy goth gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037118
Cue the Mantis Lords theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDkU65pJNQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037180
>not Sisters of Battle
You're going to have to handle all three at once!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oOVXhx6dHk

[Anonymous No.]

Please recommend me some comfy stories, while all the niggers loot everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037330
Beast's roulette
anything made by frost

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037330
>while all the niggers loot everything
It's just hellhounds protesting against new laws nullifying marriages that were preceded with rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037391
no, they're protesting because a hellhound get killed by orderfag and now hellhounds and human bois are rioting, as riots are the language of the unheard. and the unheard are those who just want hubbies without anything barring them from getting one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037378
Isn't Beast also black?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037420
>Hellhound
>killed
More like banished

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037493
He's also british. That's like an accepted high level black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037504
I wanna banish my semen into mushroom pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037519
Hatterfag pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037391
What those Hellhounds did to that guy with the sword was pretty brutal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037507
>High level black
No such thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037507
lol you've never been in london have you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037662
i'm a high level black

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037695
Probably a better place for blacks right now.
>>24037704
And so is Beast and anyone black in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037704
>Probably a better place for blacks right now
And way worse place for white brits than it was before lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037716
Meant for >>24037709

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037704
I wonder how much fat wock boobs weigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037716
They don't have to worry about the kiki police at the very least

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037716
Aw come on, lets keep it positive

[Anonymous No.]

New girl when

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037839
hopefully after the demo for the MGE RPG

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037843
When's the demo

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037704
Black anons are pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037849
KC said this summer, so, really soon, basically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037852
Let's not turn this into a joke contest please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037852
thanks, glad i'm a drawfag for a group of people that don't hate me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037716
Hardly. You familiar with chavs? Most those bastards are white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037868
>You familiar with chavs?
I am. They're the british white trash and they're still infinitely less violent and caddish than the "new brits". I'm gonna stop here though, this is not the place for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24022968
What's the most fanatically holy thing for a human to do? I'll become a celibate flagellant living a cloistered life in the middle of nowhere if I have to, just tell me what will make the Chief Goddess happy the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>You ask your longtime Dhampir friend if she wants to accompany you to the local town festival few days from now
>She accepts, anything beats staying at home doing fuck-all
>Your family runs a big tailor shop, so to her surprise you bring her a really luxurious, expensive and excessively complex and snazzy dress, and tell her to wear it so 'she will look like a proper lady for once'
What happens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037890
>they're still infinitely less violent and caddish
You don't know anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037924
Worship the DL and/or the fallen God instead. Work with the extremists

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037990
I've lived among them pal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037984
You get captured by her Vampire mother and she has to invade her Mom's castle to rescue you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037984
She's going to hold you down and drain you dry of all your vital fluids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036759
Umm, we graduated high school twelve years ago. How do you still fit those clothes anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

So what exactly makes dragon pussy better than the usual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24035329
MtG EDH Chandra tribal feat. elementals and spell copying
she's actually not a monstergirl, so have this hot lady instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038149
Reasons...

[Anonymous No.]

Brits gave us alice in wonderland

[Anonymous No.]

Never assume which is mother and daughter when two monsters girls are out together. Especially with baphomets!

You see that tall, busty, curvy bapho? She's actually just a 13 year old girl in her rebellious stage.
And the little, loli bapho? An old hag that's over 400 years old!

Be careful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038420
Dangerous indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038553
>get snu-snu'd by a little sister
This is a weird feeling

[Anonymous No.]

I need a Dragonewt bodyguard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036168
You don't need it if you read the book "Identifying Cats"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038622
Yup, that's cats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038420
Always gets asked for ID when going to the bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038658
This is so weird, I didn't even get asked for ID even back in middle school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037200
>Barely beat one of the Mantis sisters.
>She sits back on her throne.
>Relax thinking you've proved yourself worthy.
>All three of them stand up and dive at you.
Beating one of them only made all three want you as a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038763
Fight for your life, brave knight! Should you win, they will grudgingly allow you access to the Deep Nest of Spider Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038801
Joke's on them, I just fell down a hole to get there

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038809
We are friends! Welcome! Sit and rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038833
I do not like this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038833
>>24038858
There's a lot of bugs in this dungeon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038858
Well, she's one old stag, but I'm going to do my damndest to make sure she's not the last stag.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I win a gremlin's heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038896
Buy her some sheet metal, copper wire and a 1989 model toaster.

[Anonymous No.]

wish I had a Toph gf
but I also like monsters
what species would Toph be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038879
>dungeon
This is a kingdom in its own right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038938
Wow! I hope there's rare loot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038958
Hoho!

[Anonymous No.]

Pale undead skin must look breathtaking in strong moonlight. And even better when she isn't wearing anything else but the moonlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039056
she looks a little too young

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039056
Undead nobility sure is smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24038896
Read "how 2 blink LEDs with arduino" tutorial, make a blinking "I love you" sign. Even better if it's a horribly messy contraption with 1/3 of the lights not working. Plug in a battery, give it to her as a gift and enjoy your new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

How can monsters compete with Order girls? They can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039131
Directions unclear. My soldering smells funny and I no longer have fingerprints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039199
I am quite affected by the aesthetic of thicc, motherly, late 20-early 30s nuns, matrons and mother superiors. Fallen Goddess, bless this ravaged body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039199
By taking their men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039199
Good question

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039089
More like "just right"

[Anonymous No.]

The house sure is stacked tonight! What would your fav girl do if you took her to a casino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039397
I have no money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039397
One goes to the high roller's table while the other messes around on video poker and the machines.
I get torn between the two playing lucky charm and maybe doing some smaller blackjack games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039418
Anon, you didn't think you were betting money in the monstergirl casino, now did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039445
I sure was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039442
A high roller! What if she loses?!? I sure hope she didn't put you up for an all in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039397
Play a few games while petting conservatively. Look around to see what else there is to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039490
Of course not.
She'd bet making a sex tape of the two of us before that.
And even then, she comes in with a set, and sizeable, amount of money to spend.

[Anonymous No.]

Special Technique: [Sleeve Pour]!

[Anonymous No.]

is there a potion or spell that makes me less of a lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039445
I'm not going to bet my body, especially if I came with a girl already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039543
Well now the shirt is ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

thread please

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039199
I'll just turn them into mamono. Best of both worlds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039397
She would chill at Ice Queen's casino, grab a thick vanilla milkshake with Rumchata, and play slots

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039551
I don't think so. If you really don't want to be one, find a nice milfy monster and let mamanomoney do its thing.

[Anonymous No.]

test

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039551
No, you'll just have to enjoy being enlightened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039563
Hatter clothing can endure much worse than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039543
Her pouring milk is more straightforward I bet

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna make love to and cuddle a minotaur all day long, everyday

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040007
God same
I wanna hold her hand and watch her reaction

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040007
Same and make out with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039397
Cheat...
I mean use her advanced intellect and powers of observation to make us as much bank as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

I would cry if a bapho raped me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040115
>They are especially known for having the most amazing vagina out of all monsters. Once a man has joined with one of them, the strong sucking and tight squeezing will make him feel like his own body has become one with hers and he'll sink into the sensation of having everything sucked out by her.
It'd feel so good I'd cry too

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040144
>pronebone shiro while she is basically ignoring you and reading a tome
>you still get this amazing feeling, losing yourself while pounding away at her divine pussy

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=41&t=1925
Lilim Cloth

Also, Deruella like to sew in her spare time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040498
I don't need cloth where I'm going

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039551
there's potions that can turn you into a shota

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a Sun god in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

There is something that has me puzzled. If Kamaitachi is a species that works in sets of 3, get pregnant at the same time and give birth to triplets, why isn't there some sort of population explosion that results in them becoming a if not the dominant species? I know there are other heavy breeders like Large Mouse but they are much lower level in combat capability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040623
Pharaohs are pretty close. Huitzilopochtli's on the to-do list.

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish I could have sex with Maru she's so pretty and cute whilst still having a very curvy and attractive body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040687
I headcanon Pharaoh's worship Ra and all the other Egyptian Gods (besides Anubis for obvious reasons)

[Anonymous No.]

what to say to Pharaoh before jackhammering her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040687
>Pharaoh
I want to praise that sun

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040762
>It's good to be king

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oeQKfUIi2s

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040762
At an end your rule is
and not short enough it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040700
>curvy
translators note:curvy means fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040498
Druella's a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040700
I want to pick her up and fuck her all over the house

[Anonymous No.]

Living with monstergirls can be tough

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040762
"Long live Lady Apophis!"

I'll be sure to cuddle her a bit before dragging her off in chains to my grape snake wife's bedroom. Pharaoh will make a good sex slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040702
I always thought of Anubis as a priestess of the god who was blessed with his favor. I like to imagine all sorts of beast girls for the other gods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040061
Card counters and cheaters are sent to the dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039199
By being better nuns!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041021
I do like an arms race

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040700
You mean Meru (Merubus)? The artist avatar without a set appearance? Who can be short/tall and thin/curvey as need be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041013
Card counting is considered skill. It isn't illegal, and casinos cannot take action against practitioners, according to laws and guidelines that have been in place for a few years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040894
I want her to mindbreak me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041073
>she will never punish your incubus dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041073
Very much agreed! Also gunna take this nun outfit for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041109
>"Oh sweetie, it isn't breaking"
>"Just helping you come out of your shell"
>"Like cracking open an egg to make a beautiful and delicious omelette"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041005
Hathor girls are Holsts of course.

Hathor Pharaohs are the biggest though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041013
If you either get caught cheating or go bankrupt in her casino, you'd probably become a waifu to one of the lonely Glacies who live within her place whether you want it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I would probably never be good enough for most high level monster girl, so I'm just gonna go for a few zombies and get my wight harem that way.
And even if it takes forever to make them into wights, zombie girls are still very nice to have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040679
Because they're not the conquering type.

[Anonymous No.]

extra thicc

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041125
>be incubusanon
>captured by radical order nun
>she attempts to purify you.
>eventually her methods get more radical.
>Outfits also get skimpier as well.
This is how you end up with corrupted nuns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040700
But Meru is a dirty diaper-wearing slut!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041013
>>24040061
Seriously, how would Casinos deal with Gazers?

A bunch of blinders? They have x-ray vision, I'm sure. They might have precognition and clairvoyance too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24039397
>Anubis doesn’t have bunny ears
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041348
I'm more worried about her missing tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041260
Just as planned. I feel like she would still treat me as a sinner despite her monsterization

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041413
Of course. Just because she has a tail, wings and horns, doesnt mean your cock is clean. She shall purify it eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

Come on down to the Milk Market!
We have a fine selection of breast milk from hundreds of different, unique, and exotic species!
Gremlin Milk
Titania Milk
Raiju Milk
Gazer Milk
Mershark Milk
Centaur Milk
Kobold Milk
Orc Milk
Manticore Milk
and even Lilem Milk! even though it costs an arm and a leg (or your virginity)
Come on down! We have the freshest milk available!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041522
Why does it feel like you'll end up on a list depending on what you buy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041522
Raiju milk sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040679
You have to remember that the three of them together count as one individual

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041522
Whats the shog milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041586
More or less just normal shog slime but slightly more liquid I'd imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041586
just one of the few types of excess mass produced by strong shogggoths, located in the chaos monster milk corner next to the Wendigo Milk, Mindflayer Milk, Night Gaunt Milk, and Atlach Nacha Milk

[Anonymous No.]

How vicious is the raping cycle truly?
https://pastebin.com/PKAMN3zP

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters would be attracted to stoic men or faux-stoic autistic men? What would they do with them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041728

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041728
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040700
Uh oh, stinky!

[Anonymous No.]

Bog booty Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041728
Did you also cut off this picture to exclude the giant exaggerated tits below or i'm the only one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041728
A masterpiece, would read again

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041728
>tfw no big Oni gf that thinks my dick is small but still wants to fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041728
Now I want this but with a demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041925
Wouldn't it be a lot more elaborate though?

Not as much as a Hatter but still quite eloquent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040762
GAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041833
My waifu, for one.
My "lost in thought" expression is one of her favorites. Along with "drowning in lust" but not as great as "eyes of the hunter"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041013
The Ice Dungeon, where you'll share a cell with a group of scary Ice Wolves who were loitering behind the casino.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040762
>I live to please you my Queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042000
>"First time?"
>"Yeah, that mean old Ice Queen locks us in here all the time, we're not even doing anything wrong!"
>the ice wolves take pity on you and snuggle up with you in your cell for warmth

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041299
She's so beautifully wicked.
No girl comes close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040762
>How old were you again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041299
Let me guess, she also changes each of her eye colors when she transforms into her super-duper hero forme and zaps to the extreme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042106
That would be lame, so of course she doesn't do something so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041936
>Oni
>Just a few words just to get the quality across

>Demon
>Writes a long and detailed description of her expedience and her opinion on it, around 2 paragraphs.

>Mad hatter
>Write a whole story, well over 2 pages long, only like half of it relates to the thing in question.

>Lich
>Writes detailed but very dry and to the point reviews

>Succubus
>Only talks about how it feels and why it's so nice to have but never anything concrete about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042016
>>24042101
Tfw no smug lolibaba pharaoh who wants you to fuck her silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042101
I bet she'll order you to stay hard while not being allowed to cum if you accidentally ate her pudding she's been saving

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042210
Sounds good to me. I'll just keep pounding her tight hole till she begs me to cum inside.

[Anonymous No.]

When a lilem rapes you, there will be government-hired leanen sidhes by the sidelines painting a historical painting of the rape!
After the wedding, the big painting of you getting raped by a lilem will be hanged above the royal living room couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042165
This is also how their dating profiles look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042233
Monster girl dating profiles would be really funny to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042232
Too lewd for me. I prefer being the lewd one in the relationship. Gimme a shy Lilim that lacks confidence in her powers, so I can teach her to take charge and give in to her lust...or otherwise pound her into submission.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042210
>Pharaoh doing edging stuf
I am not even that much into it, but there is something about her using her voice for that stuff being pretty hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041866
>Bog booty
Ah yes, swamp ass.
I suppose that would be a issue in the desert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042295
Guess again
It's a dry heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042233
>>24042262
Wonder what a stern demon would write on her profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041160
Glacies-chan watching your balance and body temperature drop

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042333
It'd probably read like a job listing

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042278
but lilems are inherently lewd.
you'd be dealing with an alice-lilem or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042232
I want a divorce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042232
>Every morning you now wake up to a painting of you getting milked dry by your Lilim waifu on the day of marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>24036759
Sucking elf titties

[Anonymous No.]

Arachnes are the enemy of my enemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042178
>loli pharaoh normally acts haughty and seductive
>every sex somehow ends in something like you holding her in suspended congress facing a mirror and bulging her with your dick while her eyes roll further and further back

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I'm afraid a demon might laugh at me if I sign too fast!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042659
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w1z8Ppl1Eq0
27:50

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042659
Spiders are the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042777
Checked
But spiders wouldn't do that
I wouldn't mind taking ancient evil mega spider Cthac-Atorasu as my waifu though

[Anonymous No.]

What's the optimal size for a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have any non-toddler Dwarf monstergirl pics. I only have two and need more for my collection

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042957
1

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042971
Silly anon that's no a harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042771
>go to sign
>"Why are you holding the pen like that"
>spontaneously combust from spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042957
Depends, what is your intended lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042968
>get captured by Chaos dwarfs
>forced to partake in their efforts to create even stronger orcs.
>End up having a large harem of orcs, black orcs, and chorfs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043000
Sounds like a good way to get a black p'orc rebellion that inadvertently gives you a p'orc and chaos dwarf harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042968

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042979
Checkmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043017
Thanks bro. I don't even think this is a Dwarf but the bodytype is what I would imagine they have

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042659
I don't like spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043016
Cant complain.Being drowned in Black p'orc pussy, normal p'orc pussy, chorf pussy and gobo pussy would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042403
>"tasks include being stress relief, often from under the desk when I am working"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043052
You say that but they're bigger and stronger than the normal P'Orcs.
Tougher too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043081
You've only listed the positives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042957
REMEMBER THE 5-8 RULE MOTHERFUCKERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>24037200
>>24038763
>>24038938
>tfw just picked up Hollow Knight this week and I fucking love it
>tfw I would love to run around a bug kingdom that’s underground
>>24038994
Fuck Hornet. She gave me more trouble than any other boss I’ve faced so far. But she is kinda cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043073
Does that mean I need to keep a set of her clothes on hand with me at all times or can I just let her wear some of mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043099
>When the regular Black P'Orc and manhandle a H'Orc
The scales are unbalanced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042993
Just comfy life

[Anonymous No.]

>>24022968

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043102
Tell me more about the rule.

>>24043115
The former I guess. To make it easier, tell her not to wear any underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24040762
“Hail to the king baby!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043081
>he says as i happily drown in black p'orc abs
please keep telling me how bad it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043115
She will only wear your old clothes that smells like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043135
Got from a old story lost to time
The MC's mentor says thats the limits of a harem, with 8 being the obvious hard limit

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043119
So black P'Orcs are better than vanilla H'Orcs, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042957
There are no limits.

Every girl you sex is now your woman. Care for them when they need it, but don't be a pushover and shower them in gifts. Remember, just being your woman is the greatest of honors. And don't have them all live with you, beyond a handful to keep you company.

Don't settle down till you have a fortune to support all this. And don't settle down in general until you've earned your claim to fame. Women will be attracted to your legend, allowing the harem to grow further.

And above all have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043154
Dwarven science can go too far at times, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043030
lol mage is inkling

[Anonymous No.]

I love liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042957
Depends a lot on the species. I'd be fine with 1-2 dozen of imps, for instance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043203
>Blushing
Seems something has happened to her phylactery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043208
Imagine a lich with a kuu face but with a blush!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043216
Imagine a genki Lich

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042968
They could've made the MG dwarfs a whole race of thicc shortstacks
But noooooooooo they just had to be another loli to add to the pile

[Anonymous No.]

>"Nice work on those reports today, Anon-san!"
>slaps your ass

[Michael No.]

Hello?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043276
Yeah it sucks. I don't know what KC was thinking. For whatever reason Japs really like Elves but Dwarves never caught on like they have here

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043280
REMOVE NAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>24041716
I want to milk a Nacho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043277
Being single in an office job with a bunch of MGs must be tough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043277
Thank you, Boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043277
Wait until HR hears about this!
>HR just tells you that she's just tying to be nice and it's not like she raped you

>>24043295
Well you'd get sexually harassed and hit on by everyone.
>Your demon boss keeps telling you that you could get a "promotion" if you just signed her "special" contract
>Hellhound co-worker keep sexually harassing you and cat calling you
>Succubus from the other project keeps trying to hit on you in the break room
>The IT gremlin keeps remoting into your computer asking if you need any help or just secretly looking at what you are doing
>Janitor Kiki keeps asking you if you need a maid at home or need help cleaning
>Project head bicorn keeps trying to invite you with other monster girl co-workers for some "team building"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24022968

[Michael No.]

>>24043283
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043276
KC has not done many shortstacks if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

cant be monster hunters in MGE
no one would get to high/g/master rank

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043428
Just don't be horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043472
But what if the monster cast [Induce horny] on him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043480
You need to have some kind of magic resist, either naturally or from equipment.

This is why people fail to get high ranked monsters, they are just too weak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043280
Cake and ice cream is on its way

[Anonymous No.]

I bring a new picture of my queen! I know some people are probably sick of the Helltaker posting but I really enjoyed the game. I tried the pancake recipe too and they turned out well (after a few attempts). Nothing beats a fat stack of flapjacks. What desserts do your wives enjoy?
https://twitter.com/TriggerDex/status/1267188282183626755

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043277
y-you too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043349
If I do good at the company surely they will stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043349
Ass slaps and hugs are acceptable, get back to work

[Anonymous No.]

What's the rate of sexual assault cases in demon realm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043120
2-4, probably. Up to 6 might work if they are especially cooperative/amiable with eachother

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043513
I wouldn't turn down a pancake but I'd rather waffles

[Anonymous No.]

How deep should I be inside a kikimora?

Gimme answers for all three orifices: mouth, vagina, and anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043602
Mouth: balls deep
Vagina: balls deep
Anus: balls deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043623
No, you don't understand. How far inside her? I need measurements, markers, etc.
Are we talking into her esophagus or even stomach? Into her uterus? Halfway up her lower intestine?

Balls deep can mean anything depending on the size of a man's wiener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043513
Cute queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043663
A Kiki's body is made to serve master's cock. It doesn't matter if he's of normal size or a third leg. Master can use any of his maid's holes without worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043821
There's no worry about hurting her. I know she can take it. I just need to know how deep is proper

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043833
As deep as it can go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043879
So you're saying it's okay if i use Sabbath Co.'s penile enhancers and shove my dick down her throat so deep that I'm fucking her breakfast?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044038
As long as you don't hit anything vital. Your dick would be her breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044063
I'm stealing that outfit ofr sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044063
The MG High uniforms sure are lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

what is your waifus favorite touhou remix?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044144
BEEF!!

Can't tell if it would be better to rape or get raped by her. I wanna tease those ears, but I also wanna get smooshed by those funbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044134
Don't make me choose.

https://youtu.be/ViZUf40TtHw

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043428
>cant be monster hunters in MGE
Hehehehe! If it's adventures you're after, just get a waifu and go dungeon diving, that's what I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042957
However big you think you can handle. Head canon an average time having sex a monster girl needs per day and use that to decide how much of your day you would want to spend having sex, keeping in mind an incubus doesn't need to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no braindead bimbo Vampire who doesn't care about pride or status and just wants to suck and fuck her husband all day every day as she pops out Dhampir after Dhampir who are all just as single minded as their mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044548
wouldnt she be popping out regular vampires

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043513
Your queen is beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044548
I'm pretty sure that's just a Vamp Skeeter.
And a lousy one at that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044701
Take it off

Or I'll destroy it myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044701
Now this is a trustworthy fox.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

when you think an mg is going to murder you but then she proposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044801
I'll go switch my pants now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044801
*Look at her dumbfounded*, and here I was trying to look brave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24025361
Works

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044801
Bringing home fast food you picked up after work to a kiki who decided to make dinner is a dangerous game. You may need to be married by force for your own good.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true angels prefer bad boys to purify them and demons good boys to corrupt them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044801
Monsters that wouldn't hurt a fly but look like they want to disembowel you are the most starved for love.

[Anonymous No.]

what would be a monster's equivalent of an Indian guy asking for bobs and vagene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044921
Incorrect. It's the ones that would hurt way more than a fly that you should tenderly love. If they look super dangerous, and really are super dangerous, and you've seen them do incredible things that show how dangerous they are.

That makes them perfect.
And I'm not just saying that because because of my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044908
>combat kikimora pins you to the wall with her hidden throwing knives
>says "looks like master needs to be fed some proper food"
>throws the fast food into trash, proceeds to force feed you her dinner, "here comes the airplane!" style

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044991
No, the ones that are as dangerous as they look can easily pick up a man. The ones that only look dangerous scare some of the men away, while the rest thinks she's not interested if she's not making the first move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045051
I forgot to add, the few remaining men that are brave enough to ask her out make her spill spaghetti hard.

[Anonymous No.]

having sex with your daughteru at the playground where all the other kids are fucking their lolicon dads!
Sabbath-Approved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045020
Sakuya please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045073
Happy times!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045020
but I havent had fast food in months due to everything shutting down I need that junk food

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045168
Happy days!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045104
>try to molest your kiki maid while she's working
>she pulls out a pocketwatch and disappears in the blink of an eye
>suddenly hit with the feeling of ten orgasms at once, but nothing comes out of your now empty balls
>your kiki maid is wiping her mouth behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>24043282
>>24043276
Tarutaru, Lalafells and Harvins ended up shaping how Japan looks at small races.

[Anonymous No.]

What am I supposed to do if my kiki gets lazy and I'm the one cleaning up after her? Should I wear a butler outfit to get my message across

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045482
Call her mother. She'll give her a stern lecture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045482
>>24045542
Do both for greater effect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045482
Chain her up in your basement and make her serve you another way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045482
Wear a butler outfit and go out and formally invite her maid friends over to your house call her your Mistress while doing so and say "the lady of the house wishes to invite you over"

[Anonymous No.]

>>24044134
SAMURAI GHOST GIRL KILL KILL KILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG6ZNNWLb6U

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045582
>>24045550
>>24045542
That amount of embarrassment might kill her

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045482
Is she really a kiki and not a cosplaying harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045482
She is only lazy because you arent fucking her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So i finally got around to play Fallen Maidens 2 Lescatie Infiltration and other than the fact that having a look at Lescatie while moving around a character instead of reading about it was awesome (gives me even more hype for the MGE RPG) got to say, i was supposed to emphatize with the Doppleganger, but it really sorta gave me a 'wait, no this is wrong' vibe to them.
As i was playing the game the Demon ending was my favourite since Demons are the best, but discovering that it was actually all a ruse was quite the surprise, like it's piss easy for a doppelganger to disguise herself as a monster type you want, and if you are looking for a specific type that's sorta scary cause it's not actually her, but just something pretending to be it.
If the portal opened i would be extra wary of doppelgangers, that's all, the eldritch monsters where my big 'i don't trust this' zone, but now dopplegangers are on the top of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045020
Perfect meido

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045686
MG nuns are just cheating. How can anything be sexier than that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045410
I imagine Dwarves as hornless draphs with big asses. With the harvin bodytypes being similar to gnomes or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042659
Plot twist, she's on the ceiling

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042000
>Oi! Anonyama! You got thrown in here too?! That shitty Ice Queen...

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045840
why does she look like that, is the guy showing her his dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045760
Trust no one, not even yourself. How can you be sure YOU'RE not a doppelganger?
It was a fun game though, Lescatie is a beautiful town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24045840
Good taste. KC should have made more than one shortstack race and dwarves would have been perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24042968

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046100
it looks like one of her hands has no arm attached in the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046055
Yeah, i played the first one but i didn't really feel it too much, probably because the location was a generic looking old temple, but fallen maidens 2 had a stellar location that improved vastly the feeling of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>24028473
Those are the ones that deserve it the most!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being a low ranked Knight and getting regularly praised by you fellow Knights for taking a vow of chastity, even though you've made no such vow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046235

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046235
Make sure they say it really loudly while a manticores listening nearby

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046252
I feel like a Demon or a Succubus is a better option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046224
MY WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a disgusting underpaid web developer who has all the marks of a single man in his mid 20's living alone and with no decency: clothes thrown around on chairs, pizza boxes stacked in the kitchen, trashbags accumulating from weeks of forgetting to bring it out
Now this wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that i caught my neighbor's Kikimora wife stare at me through the window of her house and not the good stare, the looming, fixated and weird stare you get from psychos and weirdos. She has already settled so i know she's not going for me 'that' way but i feel watched...
Observed..
I'll double lock the doors and throw all of my trash out hoping that will be enough, but i'm scared of what could happen to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046483
Excuse me but she's my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046564
No you.

[Anonymous No.]

lets get physical!

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046650
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046663

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046676
hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>24046711
Damn Witches.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you squished your marshmellow cat today? hopefully we get a squishy marshmellow catgirl someday.