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Both characters are out for blood and will use any means to kill the other. Fight takes place on an abandoned earth.HEAVEN OR HELL LETS ROCK.

>> No.2400805

Marisa wins, anyone who say otherwise is an idiot.

>> No.2400806

shiki kills them both

>> No.2400807

It's about a tie, but if Goku goes SSJ4 it's over.

>> No.2400808

Shiki can kill both.
At the same time.

>> No.2400819

>>2400805
>>hurr
Have you even watched DBZ? Half the guys there can blow up planets just by farting. Marisa tries a master spark and has her head punched off at the speed of light.

>> No.2400825

>>2400799
God-like character that gets into constant ties with Superman and Chuck Norris, or some ordinary niggerwitch who's greatest accomplishment is fanonically acing a childish vampire.

Goku wins but a mile

>> No.2400826

>>2400807
ssj 4 = Not canon.

>> No.2400832

Master Spark is better than Kamehameha

>> No.2400835

Doesn't matter because ORT could beat them both at once anyway.

>> No.2400839

Also I just noticed this, but isn't that Gogeta in the OP's post?

>> No.2400851

>>2400825
>>constant ties with Superman
Lies, Superman rapes hard every single argument over supes VS Goku has the goku side ignoring superman lobbing black holes and traveling the multiverse in seconds.

>>2400819
So? Marisa can wreck TWO planets. read her spell card descriptions:

>>Asteroid belt that can put two large planets away.

>> No.2400859

>>2400819
>> her head punched off at the speed of light.
We've been through this so many times, goku is not light speed. The touhous on the other hand are.

>> No.2400867

>>2400839
Yes it is gogeta.

Also I don't think Marisa could move fast enough to possibly do anything to Goku.
>>2400851
Goku can travel anywhere instantaneously. It's called instant transmission.

>> No.2400877

>>2400859
Huh? The fastest I've seen Marisa is while using Comet "Blazing Star", and that's hardly light speed. It doesn't even break the sound barrier.

>> No.2400878

>>2400839
You know what? They all look the same, blonde hair, green eyes and muscle.

>> No.2400881

>>2400851
>So? Marisa can wreck TWO planets.
Yeah, a comment over an asteriod belt maid of edible Danmaku stars. Don't take the comments too seriously, if she was that powerful she would have beat Yorihime in no time.

>> No.2400888

>>2400839
>>2400867

What? No. Gogeta has the Fusion Dance vest and whatnot. That's SSJ2 Goku with a Potara earring on. Vegito's colors are primarily blue with orange undershirt, so it's not Super Vegito either.

Goku at the time of the Cell Games could easily blow away the Earth with a single Kamehameha (see: Warp Kamehameha scene), at only SSJ. SSJ3 Goku would blast poor Marisa into the wind.

>> No.2400890

>>2400859
uh no

touhous are not lightspeed at all.

you tarded or somethin?

>> No.2400898

>>2400888
The earring is for fusion. Goku doesn't wear it as a fashion statement.

>> No.2400909

>>2400877
>>It doesn't even break the sound barrier.

Yes it does, it turns her into a comet and comets travel 51 kilometers per second. In a canon doujin where she tries to take reisen to the moon she achieves escape velocity (Mach 34). In SSiB she outruns her own laser to make a double spark. So yes, not only does she break the sound barrier with ease, she's in fact light speed.

>>2400867
He needs a ki signature so it's not anywhere, plus it's not instantaneous when you have to locate said Ki signature before teleporting.

Marisa pulls out a master spark. End of story.

>> No.2400917
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>>2400898

Yes but a Potara Earring fusion would get Vegito, not Gogeta.

And it's not Vegito's colors, either. Blue top, orange under. Orange top and blue under is Goku.

I'd say it's a picture of Goku preparing to fuse with Vegeta by means of Potara Earring, so he only has one on.

>> No.2400919

Even if she could hit Goku, how would anyone know if it would actually do enough damage to beat him?

>> No.2400921

>>2400909
>>Marisa pulls out a master spark. End of story.
Um, no. Master spark is at it's full blast a mountain killer i.e can blow up a mountain in one hit. Goku takes mountain killing blasts for lunch. Only way Marisa can even HURT goku is if she can destroy a planet.

>> No.2400922

>>2400898
Goku wears the potara confronting Buu before Vegeta appears.

>> No.2400926

>>2400909

>In SSiB she outruns her own laser to make a double spark. So yes, not only does she break the sound barrier with ease, she's in fact light speed.

Did you even look at that page? She does not fucking "catch up" with the first spark. She goes in a different direction, and only about half the distance.

Half of light speed is a lot slower than light speed, and SSJ3 Goku is certainly fast enough to move at that.

>Marisa pulls out a master spark. End of story.

A single beam from a human's energy will not destroy Goku instantly.

>> No.2400928

>>2400921
I don't think a planet destroying blast would hurt Goku. Back in the beginning of DBZ Vegeta could destroy planets with his galick gun and this was back during power level over 9000 stuff.

>> No.2400936

I hate everyone in this thread.

>> No.2400938

>>2400921
>>2400919
>>Asteroid belt that can put two large planets away.

An asteroid belt that can pull away two planets, the smallest planet so far is mercury which has the mass 3.3022 × 10^23. That's 302200000000000000000 tons. She can rip two of them apart. I doubt goku can survive that.

>> No.2400942

>>2400938

>I doubt goku can survive that.

Lay your doubts to rest, as SSJ3 Goku went toe-to-toe with Kid Buu who destroyed hundreds upon hundreds of plants with the wave of his hand.

>> No.2400946

>>2400926
>>Did you even look at that page? She does not fucking "catch up" with the first spark. She goes in a different direction, and only about half the distance.

LOL semantics. She was able to move another direction and fire off a simultaneous blast that reached Yorihime just as the first one did. Common fucking sense dictates you have to be faster than the initial beam and have at least light speed reaction time and movement to fire off near simultaneous laser fire from three fucking feet.

>> No.2400951

>>2400946

She was not at the same distance, and if both beams landed simultaneously, the second beam must have been faster than the first.

Q.E.D., the first beam was NOT moving at the speed of light.

>> No.2400957

>>2400942
>>who destroyed hundreds upon hundreds of plants with the wave of his hand.

That was due to ki and it's common knowledge that DBZ fighters have auras that help fend of those ki based attacks. WHat we're talking here is pure physical force. To put this into perspective, while goku can arguably take planet destroying ki attacks he still gets hurt with punches and kicks that only do mountain level destruction (I.e they flatten mountain mountain ranges) that leads me to believe that there is a fundamental difference between ki attacks and physical attacks. So where as goku can take a Ki based attack, I'm pretty sure he won't survive a physical, gravity based one as well.

>> No.2400961

Different universes cannot be compared

This is worse than the nasuverse threads

>> No.2400964

>>2400957
Then why do bullets and missiles crumple upon hitting the DBZ fighters?

>> No.2400972

>>2400957

Then what's to stop him from grazing this particular card, or bombing (Kamehameha) which Marisa is certainly unable to survive?

>> No.2400975

>>2400951
>>She was not at the same distance, and if both beams landed simultaneously, the second beam must have been faster than the first.

Yeah, no. read the scans once more the first one still hit first and the second one followed closely, the only thing she did was reposition her self and fired one off before the first one hit.

>> No.2400979

>>2400975

Then they did not land at the same time, and she was still moving slower than light herself.

Goku would be able to cope with this speed, particularly at SSJ3.

>> No.2400981

>>2400964
You're comparing bullets and missiles to a spell card that can rip planets apart. heh.

>> No.2400982

>>2400981
I'm simply using that as an example that Ki doesn't only deflect Ki based attacks.

>> No.2400987

>>2400979
You're not thinking. I didn't say they landed at the same time, I'm saying the very fact that she MOVED and FIRED OFF ANOTHER ONE before the laser hit puts her at light speed. And even if it DOESN'T that still puts her at relativistic which is faster than anything in the DBZ canon with the exception of (non-canon) broly.

I don't know why this is such a hard concept to grasp. If you can react fast enough to see lasers in MID FUCKING AIR then your lightspeed or pretty close.

>> No.2400990

>>2400981

Which even little girls wave off effortlessly.

Asteroid Belt/Event Horizon would be countered by a single Kamehameha, which Marisa would certainly not survive.

>> No.2400996

>>2400982
Your example is counter intuitive. Basically your saying because they can't get hurt by bullets that means that they can't get hurt by force enough to clear several billion tons. That doesn't make sense.

>> No.2401003

This thread is retarded. Let's talk about ORT.

>> No.2401004

>>2400987

>I'm saying the very fact that she MOVED and FIRED OFF ANOTHER ONE before the laser hit puts her at light speed

She did not move the same distance, so she was not moving at the same speed.
(Two objects moving at the same speed with the same timeframe will move the same distance.)
This means she did not reach the same distance with the same amount of time, or spent some nanoseconds dawdling for whatever reason.

>And even if it DOESN'T that still puts her at relativistic which is faster than anything in the DBZ canon with the exception of (non-canon) broly.

Kid Buu moves at a speed to reach interstellar planets in minutes (which would be FAR BEYOND light speed, mind you). Goku kept up with him in hand to hand combat (albeit very draining on his part). He can not only move at relativistic speeds, but fight with other people moving just as fast.

>> No.2401006

>>2400990
>>Which even little girls wave off effortlessly.
>>Little girls
>>Implying that touhou girls are just girls

Heh.

>>Asteroid Belt/Event Horizon would be countered by a single Kamehameha, which Marisa would certainly not survive.

Marisa dodges? She can see lasers in midflight, I'm pretty sure she can keep away from a ki blast.

>> No.2401011
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2401011

I just fucking love this meaningless powerlevels discussions.

>> No.2401020

>>2401011

Touhou is basically Dragonball with bishoujo characters.

PROVE
ME
WRONG.

>> No.2401021
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>>2401006

>Marisa dodges? She can see lasers in midflight, I'm pretty sure she can keep away from a ki blast.

Dodge a really, really, really fucking big one.

Even Touhous can only counterbomb in the face of an attack with no safezones.

>> No.2401026

Couldn't he just use his warp kamehameha? I don't think that would be very dodgeable.

>> No.2401030

>>2401020
Goddam powerlvl and secondaryfag.

Touhou is a fucking bullet game.
The power level of the character depend on the player skill.

>> No.2401031

>>2401004
>>She did not move the same distance, so she was not moving at the same speed.

She saw a beam of light in midflight. That shows she has light speed reaction time. Whether or not she didn't move the same distance doesn't change the fact that she percieved something moving at light speed.


>>Kid Buu moves at a speed to reach interstellar planets in minutes (which would be FAR BEYOND light speed, mind you). Goku kept up with him in hand to hand combat (albeit very draining on his part). He can not only move at relativistic speeds, but fight with other people moving just as fast.

He didn't FLY, he teleported just like goku does.

>> No.2401034

>>2401004
She dodged the rebounded laser blast, surely you can't dodge something if your slower than it.

>> No.2401036

>>2401021
Touhous can always graze.

Planet-destroy laser? Graze it.

Nuclear blast? Graze it.

Submerged in lava? Graze it.

Remove the distinction between life and death? Graze it.

Convert all particles to energy and vice versa? Graze it.

It doesn't matter how thorough you think your attack is.

>> No.2401037

>ITT: implying a mere touhou can overhelm the almighty Goku
This touhou thing has gone too far /jp/

>> No.2401040

>>2401031

>He didn't FLY, he teleported just like goku does.

Kid Buu does not have the Instant Transmission or Instantaneous Movement techniques.
He was not teleporting, he was flying from planet to planet blowing up every single one in anger.

>> No.2401041

>>2401011
>>I just fucking love this meaningless
Because every thread on /jp/ from the CP thread which I hope is gone now to shitty image dump is oh so meaningful.

>> No.2401042

>>2401031
>She saw a beam of light in midflight.

Wait.

Wait wait wait.

She SAW.

A beam of light.

Before the light reached her.

With her EYES?

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2401043

This guy would win.

>> No.2401044
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2401044

Father-Son Kamehameha vs Master-Apprentice Final Spark

Who wins?

>> No.2401048

>>2401036
You can't graze melee

>> No.2401050
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>>2401036

Kill the concept of grazing an attack

>> No.2401053
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2401053

>>2401044

Mima doesn't do fucking Sparks, that's Yuka.

>> No.2401054

>>2401048
Yes. Yes you can.

You can graze fucking ANYTHING.

Though in melee it's functionally identical to dodging.

>>2401050
You have to hit it to kill it, Shiki. Grazing it isn't hitting it. It's barely missing.

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>>2401048

Unfortunately I do not have Iku_grazing_a_fucking_train.jpg.

But Iku can graze physicals with a spell card.

>> No.2401061

>>2401040
>>Kid Buu does not have the Instant Transmission or Instantaneous Movement techniques.

WHAT?!

Like most characters in the Dragon Ball universe, Buu possesses super strength, enhanced speed, advanced reflexes, and can manipulate his chi in order to fly and use energy attacks. Buu also cannot die of natural causes and does not seem to age, seeing as he is already millions of years old.

Several factors stay consistent with Buu's forms:

* Rubbery pink (gray in Evil Buu's case) body
* Regeneration, at the atomic level
* Ability to reconfigure body portions into weapons, including stretching his extremities
* Voracious appetite for sugary foods
* Ability to heal damaged beings (as he did with Bee and Babidi)
* Can use some form of sorcery to manipulate the material world
* Ability to polymorph, as well as tranfigure his target into anything desired by firing a beam of energy from his head tentacle
* Blow steam through the holes in his body when angered
* Though it has only been seen by Kid Buu and Super Buu, he can also use pieces of his body to envelop and absorb victims to gain their power
* Ability to use a technique/skill once he sees it, for example the Kamehameha, teleportation, and various other attacks that the Z Fighters used

>> No.2401064

>>2401042
MANGA PHYSICS DON'T SWEAT IT.

>> No.2401073

>>2401061

Ah, apparently he does learn it after seeing Goku do it.

He still spends time going to each and every planet, rather than locking on to one energy signal (which he does when Goku powers up), so he was NOT using it to go between planets, just to reach King Kai's world.

>> No.2401079
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2401079

>>2401054

>> No.2401085

>>2401073
nah brah, if iirc he was using it to port through planets, it was mentioned ithink in the manga. don't have scans on me though.

>> No.2401094

>>2401085

According to the Dragon Ball Wiki, he had Instantaneous Movement in the manga, while the anime had him use Instant Transmission.
As Transmission needs a lock-on while Movement does not, it's fuckhard to say what Buu's real movement speed can reach.

>> No.2401102

It's not even the weekend yet!

>> No.2401103

best thread on /jp/ right now

>> No.2401106
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2401106

Goku wins.
Vegeta said so, don't bother him about it.

>> No.2401110

You CAN'T GRAZE MELEE.

Just play the Touhou fighter to figure that out.
If you try to graze melee you get hit.

>> No.2401115

>>2400799
WHy would marisa fight her father?

>> No.2401116
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2401116

>>2401110

Iku has a spell card for it.

>> No.2401119

>>2401110
ki blasts aren't melee.....

>> No.2401121

Sure i know all of this, But Marisa can ride her spark and called it Blazing Star

Can Goku ride his Kamehameha? I don't think so

>> No.2401125

>>2401103
Until shit and their shit's shit arrive.

>> No.2401126

>Both characters are out for blood and will use any means to kill the other. Fight takes place on an abandoned earth.HEAVEN OR HELL LETS ROCK

But after grazing each other attacks, both's clothing are shredded until nothing remains but their underwear.

Next thing we know, hardcore sex. GOOD END

>> No.2401127

>>2401116
That's just being invulnerable, not grazing.

>> No.2401128
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2401128

>This thread

>> No.2401130

>>2401102

good friday. children and large children have the day off tomorrow

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2401133

>>2401121

>Can Goku ride his Kamehameha?

Yes.

>> No.2401137

>>2401133
Is that... his farting?

>> No.2401140

>>2401121
Yes he does, against Piccolo.

>> No.2401142

>>2401137

Feet Kamehameha: Simply a Kamehameha fired from the feet, so the user is able to attack with his/her hands. During the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai, Goku uses this attack against Piccolo Junior.

>> No.2401143

I win, because both participants are fictional therefore I dance on their graves.

Reality wins.

>> No.2401146

>>2401121
>>2401133
Holy shit that's awesome.

>> No.2401148

>>2401143
But their graves aren't real, how can you dance on them?

>> No.2401149

>>2401143
what graves?

did you just make two tombstones and put em next to each other so you could dance on the ground infront of them?

if so, that is so dumb.

you are so dumb

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2401153

>>2401143

You can deny the Witches, but you can't deny the Saiyans, Battler.

>> No.2401159
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2401159

DBZ >>> Touhou
We had this powerlevel ranting before.
Only touhoues with insta win hax stand a chance.

>> No.2401173
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2401173

Marisa was cornered by SSj2 Goku.

Eating a strange mushroom that was kept hidden inside her witch hat, she transformed...

INTO CHO-MARISA !

Second round:

Goku SSJ 1-3 VS Cho Marisa

Put your money folks.

>> No.2401178

>>2401173
piccolo dick happens

>> No.2401179

>>2401173
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

>> No.2401183
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2401183

Yukari gaps them into the center of the sun.

FATALITY, FLAWLESS VICTORY.

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2401184

>>2401173
I think the spacenoid loses, personally.

>> No.2401201

>>2401184
love is weak, get out.

>> No.2401205
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2401205

OK enough of this unbalanced shit!

Here something better!

>> No.2401206

>>2401042
Dammit, you had to remind me. I'd forgotten about the "I see beams of light before they hit me--and dodge them!" fubar physics too.

Wait--solution! Master Spark and other similar attacks are raw, destructive, magical energy--not light. Therefore, this problem is a non-issue...in touhou, at least.

Also, this means that Marisa will be annihilated by Goku. Unless she has magic prep time, in which case she might be able to pull a Batman depending on her skills.

>> No.2401211

>>2401183
Does she have boob veins or is that part of the overlaid pattern?

>> No.2401218

>>2401205
>>2400799
I had enough of this VS threads involving a hi-par character. Give the underdogs some chance.

Like how bout Wriggle VS Minoriko. that's Underdog enough

>> No.2401219

>>2401205
My money is on Lambdadelta.

>> No.2401220

>>2401211
Boob veins.

>> No.2401221

>>2401218
Wriggle.

>> No.2401231

>>2401218
Wriggle will summon a horde of locusts to devour Minoriko's harvest.

Wriggle wins.

>> No.2401228 [DELETED] 

>>2401205
>Power to kill any human vs Magic of Certaint" allows to kill anyone without fail, as an absolute result.

Thats not even fair!

>> No.2401236

>>2401205
>Power to kill any human vs Magic of Certainty allows to kill anyone without fail, as an absolute result.

Thats not even fair!

>> No.2401241
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2401241

OKAY, OKAY

TRY THIS ONE GUYS

THEY ARE BOTH USERS OF THE THIRD EYE

>> No.2401246

>>2401241

I knew this confrontation was inevitable.

>> No.2401248

>>2400799
Marisa and Goku are up for duels. the fight are intense. Then suddenly Freiza and his minions comes back from the dead and Marisa and Goku has to team up and defeat Frieza again. Their combination attack is then called Master KamehameSpark. After the fight, they are all jolly and then they grab some chow

This is a 'VS' term used in japan

>> No.2401252

>>2401241

Satori reads his hand and uses it to her advantage.

Yugi uses the Heart of the Cards and gets Exodia.

Satori mind-reading card-clones Exodia and it's a stalemate.

>> No.2401253

>>2401241

It all depends on whether his post ends in 5.

>> No.2401255

>>2401252

How the hell do you stop Exodia when it's already summoned to the field

>> No.2401256

>>2401241
1. Satori will challenge him into another cardgame for some reason no one understands.
2. Yugi already defeated some mind reading freak thanks to cheating. He can do it again.

>> No.2401257

>>2401255

Satori's power, as demonstrated in Subterranean Animism, is the capability to replicate a card JUST FROM THE PERSON'S MIND.

So scratch that, Satori looks at Yugi and Exodia is raping him before the game even starts.

>> No.2401259

>>2401241
Depends on what kind of battle. If they play "Old Maid" Satori wins for sure.

If they fight real deadly duel, Satori wins (she can produce laser)

I mean, come on, Yugi can only play games, not fight!

>> No.2401260

>>2401257

But then KoG summons Horakhti and the world ends

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2401264

>>2401259

Pharaoh Atem can't fight, but the psycho Yami from Season 0 can.

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2401265

Yugi is a dirty cheater. He will use friendshit to block Satoris eye.
Better send in her sister.

>> No.2401266

>>2401256
I thought the mind-reading just didn't work on his normal persona.

>> No.2401268

/r/ing Haruhi Suzumiya vs. Evangelion 01 fight. God vs. SCIENCE! who will win?

>> No.2401269

>>2401260

JUST FROM THE PERSON'S MIND.

Whatever cards Yugi has ever seen, she can summon for no cost.

Exodia, all 4 Blue Eyes White Dragons, that thing you mentioned, etc.

>> No.2401270

>>2401264

Good point. Psycho Yugi would destroy Satori.

>> No.2401282

>>2401264
He is just a human. If he cant talk her into a cardgame he is dead.

Even If he somehow stays alive for 2 minutes and summons the gods he will die like a rat.
Slow as fuck gods cant help him much.

>> No.2401286

>>2401282

You obviously haven't watched Season 0. Psycho Yami does far more than play card games.

>> No.2401293

>>2401286
So what can he do to match a youkai?

>> No.2401302

>>2401293

He can turn her into a collection of watches.

>> No.2401307

>>2401302
She already knows about this and will counter it.

>> No.2401309

>>2401264
You mean while Satori is floating at the air above sending barrage of lasers, Yugi has enough time to raise his hand, "I call forth, Obelisk!" from his deck , the BGM played melodic shit, and then the creatures emerged from the earth, pick a boulders and threw a stone or something with either deadly precision or miracle and hit Satori's third eyes ?

It's laser dude. Laser.

>> No.2401313

>>2401309

You're forgetting an important detail. Yami has

ANCIENT EGYPTIAN LASER BEAMS

>> No.2401315
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2401315

There was a discussion about this some time ago.
Serious Yugi with all of his powers will sit right next to Kaguya and Mokou.

>> No.2401317

>>2401313

Oh right, forgot about that.

>> No.2401326

Depends on the setup. If they just meet and fight for no reason at all Satori wins.

If Yugi knows about her ability and got some time to think of a counter the fight will be even.

>> No.2401333

>>2401326
Arm wrestling duel. That's one thing Yugi could win.

>> No.2401334

>>2401333
Not sure about this. She is some sort of Youkai after all.

>> No.2401335
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2401335

WHAT HAPPENS NOW

>> No.2401338

>>2401335

>5

I think we already know.

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2401341

>>2401335

>> No.2401342

>>2401335

Even SSJ4 Goku doesn't stand a chance against that combination.

>> No.2401344

>>2401335

Now you're not even playing fair. Yami Batman could take out the entire Touhou universe with enough planning.

>> No.2401347

>>2401342
Yukari will steals Batmans belt.

>> No.2401350

>>2401347

But Yami Batman would have already planned for that. The belt that she steals will be a fake and will have the exact amount of power needed to blow her to bits.

>> No.2401352

>>2401335
Game over, man. Game over....

>> No.2401353

>>2401350
Yukari will use boundary between fake and real to switch them.

>> No.2401355

>>2401335

infinite planning + infinite hax = infinite loop of infinity that infinitely loops toward infinity infinitely

>> No.2401356

>>2401353
But he'll have planned for that too and not use a belt at all.

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2401357

>>2401353

>> No.2401359

>>2401353

Yami Batman would plan a bomb in her boundary (if you know what I mean)

>> No.2401361

>>2401356
She will go back in time and kill batmans creator.

>> No.2401366

>>2401361

Yami Batman would have planted a zero-time device that, if his creator were to die, time would stop everything except Yami Batman, allowing him to go back in time before the time she went back in and stop her from killing his creator

>> No.2401369

>>2401361
Dude Yukari is more awesome then this.

She will enter Yugioh and Batman comics and change them just a little bit. Yugi and Batman will now have a weakness only she knows about.

>> No.2401375

>>2401366
Unlike Yukari Batman is not real. He cant enter the real world.

>> No.2401377

>>2401369

Or so she thinks, but when she tries to exploit that weakness, it will turn out that the weakness is directly connected to Yukari herself, causing her to die when she is killing.

>> No.2401381

>>2401377
Impossible. Even batman does not know about this.

>> No.2401382

>>2401375
>Yukari
>real

HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE!

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2401383

>>2401375

>Unlike Yukari Batman is not real. He cant enter the real world.
>implying that Yukari is real

>> No.2401385

>>2401381

Batman knows everything he needs to know.

>> No.2401386

>>2401382
>>2401383
Stuff disappears from my house all the time.
It has to be Yukari.

>> No.2401388

>>2401385
Not this time. he will loose the fight for some drama.
He will get his revenge in the end.

>> No.2401397

>>2401386
Seconded on that

>> No.2401398

Don't send Batman. He can do nothing if he lost his gadget.

Sent Joker instead. Whoever fighting him will get REAL mindfuck.

>> No.2401400

>>2401398
Joker vs Yugi.jpg

>> No.2401403

>>2401398
But i thought Yukari herself is a Mindfuck

>> No.2401412

>>2401403
>>2401400

Yukari vs Joker is better.

>> No.2401414

Joker: "HAY Yukari I had sex with Chen."
Yukari: "But Chen is dead." ;_;
Joker: "I know."

>> No.2401438

This thread was better when it was Marisa vs Goku. That was the nerdiest thing ever

>> No.2401440

>>2401438
Yeah, but I lol'd at it anyway

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2401470

Sage is here motherfuckers!

>> No.2401509

... Best thread evah, thank you /jp/

>> No.2401522

Somebody cap this shit.

>> No.2401525

>>2401369
yugi batman rolled a 5, infinite hax > single hax

>> No.2401549

Iku vs Shin Getter 2
Iku vs Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

>> No.2401556

>>2401509
You must be fucking joking

>> No.2401576

>this thread

>> No.2401672

>>2401438
Goku wins because theory of relativity says so!

>> No.2401696

WEEABOO QQ.

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