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2399780 No.2399780 [Reply] [Original]

I have a 12 page paper on existentialism and Poe due tomorrow, tell me how to spend my time avoiding it.

>> No.2399794

Do a 12 page paper on a completely different subject.

>> No.2399817

>>2399780
Catch up on some VNs.

Study some Japanese.

Eat cereal.

Fap to lolis.

Sleep.

>> No.2401060

sleep?

>> No.2401063

Tell Poe not to show up tomorrow.

>> No.2401066

Figure out a way to get that damn heart to stop making so much noise.

>> No.2401072
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2401072

here Taito will teach all you need to know about Existentialism

>> No.2401083

Imagine Poe as a little girl, it makes everything easier.

>> No.2401117

>>2399780

12 pages may be a bit too long, but it is easy to "vomit" information if you do some research.

Try googling, then wikipedia and ultimately jstor.org

You will be able to fill at least 6 pages easily with your own silly ideas and "rewriting" (i.e. hidden copy&pasta).

Then--> double space, MLA format and voilà!

Experienced anon who got his English Philology degree without ever reading a book at all.

>> No.2401131

is anyone else amazed by the thumbnail OP and how its filled in, than if you open the pic its just lines?

>> No.2401134

>>2401117
That's not smart, my cousin got expelled for plagiarism like that.

>> No.2401144

>>2401134
You mean your brother?

>> No.2401147 [DELETED] 

>>2401117

Don't know about whatever place you got your degree and when but any tutor worth his position here can spot even rephrased wiki research a mile away.

I had an intro to histrography class where 20% of the students was caught plagiarizing from wikipedia for the minor paper and failed the class instantly.

>> No.2401158

>>2401131
Thumbnails can't handle transparencies. Looks interesting though I guess.

>>2401134
This. Professors aren't stupid. Paraphrase, but remember to credit.

>> No.2401160

>>2401117

Don't know about whatever place you got your degree and when but any tutor worth his position here can spot even rephrased wiki research a mile away.

I had an intro to historiography class where 20% of the students was caught plagiarizing from wikipedia for the minor paper and failed the class instantly.

>> No.2401194

I'd just kill myself if I had to write a paper about existentialism, shit's depressing.


OP WRITING THIS PAPER MAYBE THE ONLY CHOICE YOU HAVE IN LIFE

p.s. you actually don't have control

>> No.2401237

Or the easier way: Don't do anything. You can always re-enroll the next semester, right?

>> No.2401249

>>2401194
That's not existentialism

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