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Neigh neigh motherfuckers.

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>> No.23971994

Do you think that if I construct a shrine to a Leanan Sidhe that I'll be able to motivate myself to write

>> No.23972018

Just do it.

>> No.23972034
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Mofu envy is a terrible thing

>> No.23972173

If a devil was after you how would she tempt you?

Would she get you right away or would you be tough to tempt.

What would her faustinian bargain be that finally gets you?

>> No.23972196

Challenge you to a fiddle contest

>> No.23972278
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That can be arranged...

Also do you think left handedness is a turn on for demons/devils?
Sign of the devil and all that.

>> No.23972366

What can she offer to a man who has nothing.

>> No.23972400

They can offer just about everything.
Wether they will actually deliver is a different matter.

>> No.23972454
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I was thinking about getting a dog.

>> No.23972483

She's a wolf I'll have you know.

>> No.23972551
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How can she be a wolf? Wolves are pieces of shit worshiped by furfags and emos. This is a noble animal engineered by human benevolence.

>> No.23972605

Anon NO! The other thread is not going to take forever to be knocked off.

>> No.23972613

Why are mombies so sweet

>> No.23972647

last thread i saw a lot of people talking about raccoon bullying, curiously enough, i happen to have just something for that


first time posting it publicly

>> No.23972652

because while they might not know much they do know they love you

>> No.23972683

I don't know if it was this thread's OP or someone else who posted that incredibly cancerous "new thread" spam link, don't do that. This isn't /v/ or some other garbage dump -tier board.

>> No.23972713
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Furfags want to fuck commonly known animals in general and nobody gives a shit about emos since 2000s, what's your point?

>> No.23972745

Wolfaboos think wolves are just like dogs and go full dindu with them.

>> No.23972859

This is why you don't feed your kobold chocolate

>> No.23972875

Wolves are more intelligent and not obedient, in terms of MGs it just comes down to whether you want a sub or a dom.

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>> No.23973029

Angry cloud and shade are the only good ones

>> No.23973030

Holy shit, those are great. Thanks for sharing anon

>> No.23973052
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t. wolfaboo/werewolf

>> No.23973081
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that raccoon needs a boyfriend to help her wash and brush her tail to perfect mofu coefficient

>> No.23973114

Don't worry trash panda, you're still cute!

>> No.23973115
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why are tied down dog/wolf girls so cute?

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>> No.23973178
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The world may never know.

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>> No.23973188
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>that C-cup
>"tits for days"
those will only last half an hour, tops. THIS is what true "tits for days" look like!

>> No.23973199

>Enter jungle
>Get stung by 100 different poisonous spikes
>Get raped by everything in the jungle for the next 10 days
And this is why you brink a ankh shield to the jungle.

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Beats me.

>> No.23973212
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Cheshires deserve to be spoiled and loved till they're smug

>> No.23973284
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While i liked the first ~200 lines, the rest of this piece of writing is a major let down. i want a similar premise(city dude with country bumpkin raccoon) but with a good ending instead, because real life already has too many bad endings.

>> No.23973308

Fuck the jungle monsters

>> No.23973347

A vampiric Yeti is terrifying

>> No.23973388

Same. It's OK for a greentext, but the edgelord tone is kind of a let down.

>> No.23973395

she hugs you to get to your neck

>> No.23973409
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There's nothing like a warm meal.

>> No.23973524

Chase scene prompt!

>BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_x1vqLA2Qw&t=225s

A monstergirl is on the run, being pursued by an attack helicopter. Just enter the link to pick your monstergirl who is on the run from the attack chopper.


So go ahead. Be creative and describe the scenario on how the monstergirl you generated manages to fend off the pursuing attack chopper.

>Da Roolz:

Take a coin and do a coin toss. If the coin is heads, the mamono generated fights off the attack chopper with whatever abilities she has. Or maybe the mamono and the pursuing attack chopper end up in a video game-style arena type area where there so happens to be weapons and ammo conveniently lying around for the mamono to use to fend for herself. Whatever the case, heads means the mamono successfully fends off the attack helicopter, as the helicopter is heavily damage and retreats. BUT the mamono does sustain some injuries and or wounds.

But if the coin lands on tails. Similar just like above with heads, The monstergirl fights back against the attack helicopter with whatever abilities, weapons or tricks she has. But the attack helicopter has taken too much damage and ends up crash landing. The monstergirl you got then decides to check the attack helicopter pilots and try to heal them or atleast give them a medkit or any means of healing themselves up. Or to corrupt them with Demon Energy or maybe flag them with some Mana Marker type of energy so whatever nearby monstergirls within the area attends to them and picks them up, your choice. BONUS: If your post number is dubs, as in the last number two numbers of your post number is the same. The one of the attack helicopter pilots is a female human, a woman.

So go ahead. Share your results guys and gals!

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Everybodies favorite undead.

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>> No.23973726
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>> No.23973745


Remove tennegles

>> No.23973773

>red slime
fuck fighting the helicopter, she's jumping into the first sewage drain she sees. Then it's time for a one-on-one chase with the helicopter's commander who is also the police chief who is also me

>> No.23973783
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>30 Days Of Night but with vampire Yetis looking for cuddlebites

>> No.23973792

Biters get the bloodbag

>> No.23973811

would you feel better if i told you i have someone working on a sequel where the raccoon get's the love she needs and deserves?

>> No.23973836

I've been seduced by a huge titty ochi GF though.

>> No.23973839

fuck i meant to reply to you too my dude >>23973284

>> No.23973859

>Anon is addicted to his mamono wife
>By the time his wife gets home from work he would have gone through all of her panties for masturbation
or alternatively
>He can't actually achieve release without the wife
>edging all day waiting for her to come home
Be careful, anons!

>> No.23973866

Why are some zombies monster supremacists and wear weird red armbands?

>> No.23973891

Because that not needing to breathe or 'eat' in the traditional sense makes them the superior species.

>> No.23973893

Zombies are easy to influence and someone is having a giggle

>> No.23973922

is there any Element 115 near by their graves?

>> No.23973927

>Anon married to a doggirl
>he reacts to her return the same way a puppy does when its owner comes home

>> No.23973951

The neighborhood could probably tell the time by the sound of the two colliding, rushing into each others arms.

>> No.23973960
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how does this make you feel?

>> No.23973962

Based and rapepilled

>> No.23973963

>zombies in uniforms
fuck that's hot

>> No.23973972

Am I supposed to lay on her chest or lap?

>> No.23974034

Okay this thread really deserves to be nuked down, the other one is still alive

>> No.23974044

This thread reeks of crossboarders

>> No.23974082

Any good pickup lines to use on muscle monsters?

>> No.23974145

"Hey......I'm a virgin"

>> No.23974208

>"hey want to her the most annoying sound in the world?"

>> No.23974222

That's a pretty universal line.

>> No.23974269
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Here’s a wholesome (WIP) story I am working on inspired by pic related.
Synopsis: Hilarity ensues after Anon meets a half dragon who works at a pizza restaurant

>> No.23974294

>So are those muscles for show or can you use them?

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Odds are they'll be checking you out too, so a surefire way of showing interest is to obviously glance at their muscles.

>> No.23974387

Got good womb muscles for pushing out kids?

>> No.23974412

pork the dork

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>> No.23974445

Imagine being such a loser dragon you have to work fast food. Prime bullying material
>"Where's your hoard huh? Dragons have a hoard, where is it?"
>Grab her chub
>"Is this your hoard? Is this your hoard?"

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>> No.23974581

Anon, even when chubby, dragons are strong.
THat's asking for her to toss you into a lake.

>> No.23974585

What a simple and friendly looking pig maybe accepting her invitation to go back with her to her stronghold won't be too bad.

>> No.23975060
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Black harpies are cheap, back-alley whores that fuck anything and everything and are most certainly never virgin when they marry.
I wanna marry the sluttiest one myself

>> No.23975063

Jesus that's a fluffy bush.

>> No.23975075

Just marry another harpy and make her act like one.

>> No.23975112
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Wanna wrestle?

>> No.23975114

Don't trust a rabbit from wonderland

>> No.23975126

I don't trust any rabbit on instinct. They may look innocuous but they have a lust a fucking mile wide.

>> No.23975133

>Don’t trust ... wonderland

>> No.23975144

There needs to be more art of this

>> No.23975163
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Monsters with the best legs.

>> No.23975196

I can't believe I'm saying this, but that tail is too big

>> No.23975208

There is no such thing as a too big tail. But those piercings have got to go.

>> No.23975212

I believe you mean it’s perfect.

>> No.23975213

I'll always trust wonderland girls and follow their request to the letter with a deadpan face never cracking a smile to any ridiculous thing they say

>> No.23975220

That tail is wonderfully fluffy.

>> No.23975233
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I've been wanting to commission a comic of a black harpy whoring herself out to everyone like that, and then you, the viewer pay for her services as well. Visiting her at the end of the day when she finishes up work to be her last fuck. Doing this for a few days, day1 - blowjob, day2 - anal, day3 - vaginal, and then popping the question if she wants to live with you from now on. Her normally apathetic, dejected self perks up when you ask her. The first time you've seen her smile as she gleefully accepts, and then the two of you walk off into the sunset to live a long, happy life together.

>> No.23975240

I want to fuck them

>> No.23975242

that's an awfully big monster for such a small room, must be a tight fit in there.

>> No.23975311

Sounds perfect if you have money do it.

>> No.23975328

I wouldn't be able to resist a tall buff monster making moves on me.

>> No.23975330
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Hmmm, yes...all this talk has me thinking about harpies. Can they be trained? No, as MGs in this setting they should already know a thing or two.

Yes...a black harpy or two, maybe some regular ones, a sheep, a squirrel, perhaps a bat.

Good, no...not good. So many women, to have them all be maids and such would require a sizeable home and a fitting rank and title. Would my waifu object? Or would she see such aspirations as a challenge?

>> No.23975333

I do. It's just a matter of finding the right artist for the right price

>> No.23975354

Damn, look at those c*m gutters.

>> No.23975433

Very noice

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>> No.23975477

I want a huge, muscled warrior pharaoh that is a cousin of the current, ruling pharaoh.
She'd be the marshal, offer suggestions on military affairs and, be an absolute size queen.

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We really need to figure out who has the best of each asset not including Gazer, since she's perfect in every way.

>> No.23975498

In that case good luck comic artists are hard to find

>> No.23975513

Would she be the Gamagori to the other Pharaoh's Satsuki?

...I really want a Satsuki style Pharaoh.

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>> No.23975561

Pretty much.
And that is a good look for a pharaoh.

>> No.23975591

The undead are cold and stiff

>> No.23975611

That's why it's only appropriate that you fill the bathtub with your semen, and dunk a zombie in and leave her in there for a couple days. Afterwards, she should Wight. Just make sure the kids don't come in and bathe with Mama.

>> No.23975646

The monster with the best assets belong to which ever monster you love

>> No.23975648

The more powerful Pharaohs don't even need their voice to control their husbands, they just CLACK their heels.

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They make dick hot and stiff, it's a good match.

>> No.23975657
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The computer your Shoggoth wife got for you feels wonderful to use, and she just revealed she managed to get a VR set for you! What kind of adventure will you experience with those goggles on?
Hard mode: not just sex with Shoggy.

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Jubjubs probably have the best everything due to Wonderland funtimes

>> No.23975662

I bet she'd do it just to mess with me sometimes.

>> No.23975667

they look like kids

>> No.23975674

Man should be to an undead what Yeti is to a man.

>> No.23975683

You want to know how to motivate yourself to write? Speaking as somebody roused to stop being lazy by Stalker-kun recently, you need to tap into your anger and your hatred. Let it guide your actions. Stop being a pussy and listen to my legend of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

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>Watching late night T.V
>The time when just infomercials come on
>Suddenly a Tanuki appears, next to a comically large doll box, complete with that plastic window so you can see inside.
>Inside the box, is a slightly confused looking zombie, but she seems happy to be there
>The Tanuki starts talking
>" Do you desire a care-free life? Do you want to have a loving wife who commands powers beyond your reckoning? Do you love a montage?"
>"Then, with just two easy payments of 99.99, you too can buy your Grow-Your-Own-Wight kit!"
>"Just give this little corpse all the loving she needs, and she'll pay you back ten fold when she's a superpowered goddess! It's also, like, gap moe, cause you would have given it to her!"
>" Please call now, operators are standing by!"

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Mouse Gang \m/

>> No.23975776
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That's the best kind of undead girl.

>> No.23975794

>He wants a huge muscle pharaoh
>He wants to be dressed in a light outfit to 'keep cool' that leaves nothing to the imagination with the package he was given.
>He wants to be teased and manipulated until his Staff of Ra reaches its limit.
>He wants to has his Staff worshiped and anointed by the Pharaoh.

>> No.23975816

She believes that every part of her body must be trained and that includes her womb.

>> No.23975818

Automatons without mouths Yes/No?

>> No.23975826

I think at this point Tanukis do a better job of matchmaking than Cupids

>> No.23975833
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I disagree.

>> No.23975843

If a raccoon girl sits on your face, ties it count as wearing a coonskin hat?

>> No.23975852

but don't you want a whole lot of woman in a wife to cum inside of for eternity?

>> No.23975856

You don't wear a hat on your face

>> No.23975865

No because then you can't kiss them or get blowjobs.

>> No.23975866
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Maybe, can you repeat the question?

>> No.23975877

Would be intimidating, if they weren't all 3 feet tall.

>> No.23975912

Bunny Cunny!

>> No.23975916

It's dangerous for you. The more she trains, the more she needs to push her limits. Which means you have to keep up with her.

>> No.23975921
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We've been over this, it's not a single mouse that's the problem. It's the ones you don't see

>> No.23975939
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>he doesn’t know about the big strong rats
Hope you enjoy amazon presses anon

>> No.23975951

Being a census worker would be dangerous in a monster city and also would be crazy when you are sent to the sewers and learn just how many mice there are

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New stuff

>> No.23975956

You say that like its a bad thing.
I'm going to help her achieve her greatest potential!

>> No.23975958

>A shadow is cast over you from behind.
>Look up to see a gigantic pair of breasts above your head, blocking out the light above.
>'I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules.'

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>> No.23975968

Really nice

>> No.23975978

Just fudge the numbers when it comes to the mice, not like those goody two shoe workers would’ve single long enough to report back over your improper census

>> No.23975980

No lie I met a Tauren with that name a long time ago in WoW.

>> No.23975997

Imagine being chained up in a dungeon full of legions of zombies, liches, wights, and dragon zombies and they're all raping you endlessly. Forced to constantly impregnate them, and watch the undead endlessly grow as they give birth in front of you. Being breastfed and drinking vaginal juice for food and being milked by your own children, their mothers, soon-to-be-mothers, and the undead who want to rape. Imagine being raped forever by the dead, being pounced on and humped by zombies, being ridden on by wights, experimented and thoroughly milked mercilessly by liches, and being violated like a animal by dragon zombies. Imagine the burden of sating the undying lust of the undead who refuse to rest and continue to gang rape you. There would be no escape. You are chained up, and getting raped violently by naked retarded pale-green women with thick asses and huge breasts guffawing at you cumming like mindless perverts. You can't tell them to stop because they won't understand you because their only instinct is cumming from your dick inside them. Imagine being doomed to become an eternal sex-slave.

>> No.23976000

The numbers must be accurate so I'll have my childhood friend protect me while I count mice

>> No.23976004

She's the church's gym teacher?

>> No.23976014

You'd just be collecting for your local area, so depending on where you live it's for different monsters. Though almost anyone living in a city would have to deal with gangs of mice and pigeon harpies.

>> No.23976017
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If only

>> No.23976056

What a sexy priest

>> No.23976074

Use a hammer to keep Yetis at bay and stop them from pushing ice blocks to keep you from your eggplants.

>> No.23976082

>You can't tell them to stop because they won't understand you because their only instinct is cumming from your dick inside them.
You could try to dissuade at least one of the more intelligent ones by telling her you'd love to go on a romantic date.

>> No.23976086

Danish/Norwegian/Swedish Ratas.

>> No.23976123

The romantic date is behind the pillar that you're chained to. It's where the zombie dragons are breastfeeding the lich babies and being fingered by wights while the lich mothers are hunting down cumflated zombies so they can use their excess semen to feed the more intelligent undead like the wights, etc.

>> No.23976135

Watch out for those massive Polar Bear Grizzlies wearing cool sunglasses.

>> No.23976141

Thank you for the kind words anons!

its a special class. Teaches all women some neat things they can to to shape.

>> No.23976144

>lich mothers are hunting down cumflated zombies so they can use their excess semen to feed the more intelligent undead like the wights
>stealing from poor zombies and giving to the well off wights
For shame

>> No.23976145

I'd settle for 5 or 6 ghouls

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>> No.23976173

they're not poor if they're hording lots of it.

>> No.23976181

Replace the zombies with Dullahan and I'm in. I'd also accept this fantasy with elves or foxes instead of undead.

>> No.23976186

I like muscles and I like Ratas, but jacked viking warrior Ratas are still a weird thing to imagine.

>> No.23976210

Settle for hundreds of ghouls instead! Remember the feeling of your penis inside a monster's mouth forever!

>> No.23976233

But the zombies need that to become wights

>> No.23976235

It would be more fun with dark elves instead of regular elves since they rape and they're also dark-skinned (or it could be my preference on that part). Foxes are evil and manipulative so it would work out well being their eternal sex-slave as well.

>> No.23976255

Dullahans are a head and shoulders above the rest

>> No.23976262

>experimented and thoroughly milked mercilessly by liches
Yes please. I'll serve my lich mistress well. Glory to the undead kingdom!

>> No.23976267

I'm not particularly picky when it comes to the specific flavour of elf, but I do think there's some appeal in getting endlessly raped by haughty high elves who seem to alternate between insulting your "lowly species" and praising your sexual prowess.

>> No.23976313

that's why they can use you to wight. it's a progression through sex thing. They probably would rather rape you enough to wight instead of hording semen and waiting it out.

>> No.23976321
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Why not first have a cute little wight to pleasure near senseless?

>> No.23976330

that's right, let them use you to find new ways to lewdly milk you shamefully!

>> No.23976339

>insulting your "lowly species" and praising your sexual prowess.
That's really hot. Like. REALLY hot.

>> No.23976342

I would immediately be standing at attention in more than one way

>> No.23976355

Because a child wight would make sex really weird. She'd probably have no idea how to fuck you.

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>> No.23976506
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Big Hellhounds for big cuddles!

>> No.23976515

>An entire mini society forms around raping you.
>Liches treat you and make sure you're always ready for the next in line.
>A daycare is formed for those too young to rape you.
>The undead too pregnant or in the back of the line create ways to entertain themselves, with a few books already being written.
>A economy is created, with the currency being places in line or the length of time allowed, with bottled mana for those wanting something more physical to trade.
>Poltical parties spring up, from the traditionalist "Rape Often" party that thinks you should be free use and be work should be done on you so you have to take less breaks, or the "Romanticists" party that thinks you should be given more freedom as long as bed the scheduled undead each day.

>> No.23976568

How FUBAR is this assignment if she’s getting attacked by a helicopter?

>> No.23976603

>When a warrior monster girl can only join the harem via trial by combat.

>> No.23976729

I'm not usually a breast guy but...those bunnies look soft.

>> No.23976749

One of my unusual fetishes are women who are wearing pants and almost nothing on their top

>> No.23976786
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I love liches!

>> No.23976789

Would a parasite slime queen be one host controlling others through a slime hive mind?

>> No.23976798

they don't love you

>> No.23976805

The female hosts are all individuals, but they all share the same slime being

>> No.23976830

I like Hellhound paws.

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>> No.23976912

Being trampled by a griffon seems like a good time.

>> No.23976924

Wrong faggot.

>> No.23976986
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I need a smol fox imouto to do comfy, wholesome things with.

>> No.23976991

How do you think griffons and other powerful mamono would respond to their husbands requesting that?

>> No.23977016

Big and plump Apophis rump.

>> No.23977041

snug bug hugs

>> No.23977054

Hedonist snake is for good times.

>> No.23977057

It's pretty easy with griffons, all you got to do is steal stuff.

>> No.23977073

I also want this but in daughter form, along with her fluffy mother.

>> No.23977075
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New wife picture! Is your wife good in the kitchen?

>> No.23977087
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Oh no, I accidentally came inside an apophis making her pregnant with a clutch of daughterus making her forget about that dumb pharaoh and her stupid crown so when am I gonna get the reward for neutralizing the apophis?

>> No.23977098

One is Ok, the other surprisingly good at baking.
Comes with being born in wonderland I guess.

>> No.23977105

As a pharaoh loyalist, you get my gratitude

>> No.23977107
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Snug bug hugs that lead to bug fugs

>> No.23977126

You find a better picture of your waifu

>> No.23977133

Of course. It's only natural for a momster to be good in the kitchen. The other one, not so much. But she'd make an effort if it'd make me happy.

>> No.23977146

She puts me to shame. Nice commission.

>> No.23977171

>clutch of daughterus
You just shoved the problem back a few decades and made it worse

>> No.23977178

>offering a condom

>> No.23977179
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Axem chibi

>> No.23977187

now I want a mini-society harem.

>> No.23977198
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Just imagine holding a hellhound's paw

>> No.23977214

She figures you wouldn't want your young semen going into some old hag's womb. That's when you knock it away and breed her.

>> No.23977230

I'd rather hold hands with a hellhound that has regular human hands.

>> No.23977235

>CC ancient evil assumes birth control increase chance of pregnancy

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Are you the weirdo who commed art of Hellhounds with normal hands? The big meaty paws are part of the appeal.

>> No.23977412

I've never commissioned art before. I just don't like paws.

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I'd rather hold hands with a dragons BIG MEATY CLAWS

>> No.23977523

I ship leanen sidhe with wandering scholar.

>> No.23977542

Isn't that literally canon

>> No.23977551

>t. leanen sidhe

>> No.23977562
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Will a baphomet ever tell a man her true age?

>> No.23977585

She looks a bit large for a baphomet.

>> No.23977609

She was probably kicked out of the sabbath for having actual breasts.

>> No.23977615

Only if she has to convince him she's legal

>> No.23977618

oh then she's normal, then!

>> No.23977643

I don't think she's a baphomet at all. I think she's just a regular goat girl.

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That's how they get you

>> No.23977694

Dude who go that image done said its a teen bapho.

>> No.23977714
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Wendi-chan likes her beer

>> No.23977717

Her cooking is amazing. Ironic considering she hardly eats normal food.
Apparently she reads a lot, including cook books.

>> No.23977721

What happens if you combine a parasite slime and a shog parasite slime?

>> No.23977723

>The reason Baphos are short is just because they are hundreds of years old and they shrink like senior citizens

>> No.23977750
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two way grooming

>> No.23977751

My wives. Did you mean shog and parasite slime?

>> No.23977764

>rub and wash you heck wan.
>she licks your entire body in return

>> No.23977783

Yeah. Do you create some kind of half-eldritch, half-mundane parasite slime? Does it change how it affects the host?

>> No.23977785


That's a lot of fucking mice.

>> No.23977788

>Baphomet cheek rubbing
This goes in the upper-tier of adorableness

>> No.23977794

I don't think they mix at all. More like oil and water.

>> No.23977798

do dolphins rape humans....?

>> No.23977816


>> No.23977835

Parasite slime seem pretty bank slate. I could see the shoggoth just absorbing it and taking on its properties. Basically losing its ability to create a body but gaining the ability to infect a women.

Qs for host changes it probably changes the personality of the host a bit more than normal. Perhaps adding q bit my crypticness to how she acts and speaks. Also gives her the ability to form clothese and cleaning utilities.

>> No.23977838

I wonder what monsters are most likely to dote on human girls they monsterize. Like a mother with a daughter or onee-san with her imouto.

>> No.23977848

>hellwan watching over very sick child
>hellwan letting child cry into her shoulder after hearing his grandpa passed away
>hellwan pulling child out of the water, even though it's shallow water, she won't risk him getting hurt

>> No.23977856

I don't think I like rape and aquatic monsters anymore. I heard people can get raped by dolphins.

>> No.23977857

Succubi are well known. Slime carriers probably become close with girls they infect. Lilim, demons, imps, and devils same as succs.

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>> No.23977870
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>bank slate

>> No.23977922
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Worship cats

>> No.23977952

what's the perks?

>> No.23977969
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You get the pleasure of worshiping them

>> No.23977971

That fox is too smol and pure for this world.

>> No.23977974
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Grope big monster tits.

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>> No.23978099

What about getting groped by big tit monsters?

>> No.23978124

Mutual groping is always welcome.

>> No.23978184

>getting your huge balls groped from behind in the same manner as having big boobs groped from behind with two hands

>> No.23978232
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>Hellhound ever so delicately traces the tip of her claw over your junk sending a tingling sensation through your loins

>> No.23978263

what's your wife's theme song?
and what species is she?

>> No.23978361
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>Note to self: Being flashed by an eldritch slime may cause frenzy

>> No.23978370

>first day of your new job
>be riding the train to work
>it's more packed then usual, and a sudden influx of people causes you to pin the shortstack monster in front of you against the door
>you're about to apologize for your crotch pressing against her breasts when you feel a pull on your zipper and your dick slides between two soft, warm pillows
>you look down and see her smiling at you, the head of your dick making a bump at the top of her button-up shirt
>she slides her prodigious chest up and down your shaft
>it feels so amazing, you end up shooting a huge load, making her yip in surprise
>she slips you back into your pants before your stop and slips something in your pocket
>the doors open behind her and she gets off and leaves
>stepping off the train, you check what she gave you
>it's the business card of your new boss

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>> No.23978472

If you impregnate one, do the others spontaneously get pregnant too? Do they share orgasms too?

>> No.23978503
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Consider spats.

>> No.23978513

I am going to find the most fluffy mofu and drench it in water and gum.

>> No.23978542

She holds it up, so you can smack it away.

>> No.23978561
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Monster mofu is water-resistant.

>> No.23978563

fine you twisted my arm ill play it.

>> No.23978575

>getting your dick milked like a cow's udder

>> No.23978577
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They're signature tomboy apparel

>> No.23978608
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>> No.23978729

tomboy more like bom toy

>> No.23978736

Mofu, now with hydrophobic coating!
Visit your nearest Mofumart today!

>> No.23978763

Love the design on this yeti and her choice of spats to wear

>> No.23978766

You could make bank selling elusive bunyip mana to make those waterproof mofu potions.

>> No.23978775

You reward is the Pharaoh one of your daughterus is going to give you as a birthday present some day.

>> No.23978782
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>"I must be drunk, because you two look like you're 10 feet tall"

>> No.23978785
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Beware the fit tomboy monsters.

>> No.23978821

That man did not survive the night

>> No.23978829

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the louder the thunder, the louder ryu-san is at her shrine.

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Guys I think I left my wight in the sun too long

>> No.23978875

It's a Noonwraith!

>> No.23978878
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Come on, a bruised pelvis never killed anyone

>> No.23978893

Ghouls are brown so it's not unheard of.

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>> No.23978930

I want a girl that big but I don't like alcohol.
Who is the best choice?

>> No.23978933

Can the undead sweat? I'll need a taste to be sure.

>> No.23978938
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Tfw no Canadian tomboy Yeti girlfriend to eat poutine and shoot .22s with

>> No.23978941

I want to wrap that bapho in a blanket and take her somewhere warm.

>> No.23978945

how do we feel about tengus?

>> No.23978951


>> No.23978956

Fuck shooting .22s, we're going out and shooting .303 and .450/577

>> No.23978976
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It sounds like you could use an ogre anon. Other options include
Hmm, I'm sensing a theme. I hope you know how to cook and take care of the home, anon.

>> No.23978991

Currently in the FUCK THEM column as opposed to the GET FUCKED BY THEM column, even though the profile makes them sound like skilled seductresses.

>> No.23978995

They're not very interesting. Other birds have what they got and better.

>> No.23979009

Dumb Crows in silly hats.

>> No.23979028


I love Aya

>> No.23979069
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A dark mage that stalks you in public ready to cast hexes and curses on disgusting sluts that come in your way and tries to wear nontraditional clothing but sticks out due to her strange taste in clothing

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>> No.23979079

>American Shadman

>> No.23979090

I just got off work and am sorely dissapointed about the lack of devil worship in this thread.

>> No.23979116


Is Aya made of rubber? That's a massive egg

>> No.23979123

>Devil trying to get a guy to sign her contract
>He knows it's a marriage contract
>Thanks to his low self esteem he refuses because he thinks he'll only make her life worse for being a part of it

What's the demons next step?

>> No.23979137
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I warned you about foxes, bro! I told you, dog!

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>> No.23979161

the twist is that she is the bartender

>> No.23979179

she stretches herself with your cock every hour, every day, before egg-laying!

>> No.23979186

The twist is she ties him up and has some FUN

>> No.23979234
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Here in Arkham, we all have a Shoggoth on the roof!

>> No.23979253

>tfw you will never fight the forces of darkness with your demon waifus

>> No.23979272

i'll need some sauce as validation

>> No.23979274

That's okay. I'd be a little busy doing other things with them.

>> No.23979289

Fucking find it yourself. Relatively freshly translated of the #1 foxy whore.

>> No.23979350

breddy gud, but
who is into this?

>> No.23979353

I am.

>> No.23979364

Would Shoggy read her master the greats of American literature/media to lull him to sleep the way Kiki would do with Russian literature?

>> No.23979380

Foxes who like tricking poor little human boys, evidently.

>> No.23979471

Order propoganda time
>This is a message from the high priests
>A bounty has been placed on the city of everdead
>your mission is to destroy the power source of the city
>He is a human male who is forced to copulate with monsters against his will 24/7
>When you find him you are to kill him for if he is to leave the city the spells keeping him alive would cause him to rapidly age and turn to dust before your eyes
>Payment for successfully completeing your objective is 100,000 gold coins

>> No.23979480

That's a tough one,

At first she would keep trying to tempt him thinking that he is playing hard to get.
But then she stops her temptations and taps into her great grandmother luci's angelic roots, exhibiting great patience and kindness as she builds up his confidence and self image without any magic or trickery just pure love.

>> No.23979494

For the price of 3 million, I will accept

>> No.23979533
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I wanna go innawoods with my SKS and my Yeti gf!

>> No.23979545

>She draws out a new contract
>It's a brutally honestly listing of every single one of his flaws and negative points
>It ends saying that she will always love him even with all of his flaws. That he's not a perfect man but he is the man she wants

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>> No.23979577

I love the idea of anal but I don't want to go anywhere near something that poop comes out of.
Surely there are monsters that don't shit but still have assholes.

>> No.23979594

mindflayers are superior biologically to humans and have no need to use such primitive bodily functions for waste disposal.

>> No.23979623

>Surely there are monsters that don't shit but still have assholes.
Yeah, all of them.

>> No.23979624

>Surely there are monsters that don't shit but still have assholes.
That's all of them actually.

>> No.23979635

Was there a bit of lore I missed or something? I know most monsters can live on spirit energy but the ones that eat a normal diet will surely have to expunge waste.

>> No.23979637

Why'd you have to remind me?

>> No.23979655

>valkyrie finds a young boy overflowing with power
>excitedly takes him on a journey to train him into a hero
>he's actually an incubus, and being around a beautiful woman 24/7 eventually becomes too much for him to handle

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One of the many benefits of being a pet is that you get to lick sweat off of your mistress!

>> No.23979692

I’m going to play Half-Life Shoglyx and take down the Coombine

>> No.23979710

Wouldn't that just turn her into a Dark Valkyrie. Either way I think a Valkyrie could tell the difference between a human and incubus.

>> No.23979727

Subnautica. I love Subnautica.

>> No.23979730
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What abomination have we created

>> No.23979745

I'm gonna be the teacher's pet to a nice Valkyrie

>> No.23979750

Strange name for a beast that partakes of your body
Seriously, all my M-dom fantasies invariably involve licking women, usually the upper body and especially the neck and limbs.

>> No.23979768

Eh...4.2/5 on the difficulty level. More of a joke boss.

Now a Hellwock might be a problem.

>> No.23979807

I want to go questing with my waifu...

>> No.23979811

Hellshire Cat

>> No.23979827

What kind of quest? I'd go looking for sacred relics with my nun wife.

>> No.23979846

I like the kind of quest where you're asked to do something really small and to do it someone else asks you to do something really small and to do that someone else asks you to do something really small until the whole thing turns into an epic chain of small favors.

>> No.23979862

I want to go on an adventure with my harem of monster waifus.

>> No.23979872

go into a cave full of horny goblins with her!

>> No.23979873

Anus presentation is my fetish so they need to have them

>> No.23979875

Ah yes, the "One Small Favour" quest.

>> No.23979876

Sacred relics, huh? Yeah, something like that sounds a bit right. Sacred, cursed, lost, forsaken, etc.

>> No.23979929

I want a Helsnek

>> No.23979962

>"Could you help me? I need a potion from the local alchemist."
>"Sure, I can make you a potion, but the farmer has my supplies."
>"I'll get the alchemist her supplies once I get Earl to stop stealing my honey!"
>"I'll stop stealing his honey if you can find a cheaper seller than that cheapskate."
>the first person who as for help was a bee girl

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>> No.23980044

How would you react if your wife straight up said to your face "I'm going to rape you."?

>> No.23980057

>harem activities now
>but she's the only one under the table
She could at least get one of the others down there if she's gonna suck me off.

>> No.23980058

>You can't rape me! I consent!

>> No.23980069
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how does a hellhound change after becoming a mom?

>> No.23980087

Pat her head and call her a good girl.

>> No.23980107


>> No.23980133

Hellcat with 717 horsepower and a 6.2L V8?

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Laugh as I pick her up, throw her over my shoulder and carry her to bed to show her what a proper rape feels like.

>> No.23980213
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I want a Hellhound girlfriend

>> No.23980242


Don't leave skidmarks on your waifus soul, anon

>> No.23980250

>portals open
>monsters expect human men to initially be put off because of their appearance
>stunned to find so many rushing to become their husbands
>"Y-you're not weirded out by my horns, tail, or wings?"
>"Nah, I've always wanted a succ waifu."
>she doesn't know what that means, but at least she got a husband?

>> No.23980262
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Can't rape the willing.

>> No.23980279

nah son, that's pussy shit
now listen to this, Demon doing 840 brake horsepower with a 6.2L V8 that goes 0 to 100 in less than 2.3

>> No.23980319

well if there is one good thing about not being sure which monster you like you won't be disappointed with the first monster you get

>> No.23980338

>Day of the rape
>Monster grabs a guy
>He asks if he can have a beast girl instead
>Monster is now visibly confused

>> No.23980365

How do schools make sure they keep secret sabbath members from infiltrating and stealing the shotas

>> No.23980420

Wouldn't sabbath members be more interested in older human boys? Seems kind of silly to call someone who looks the same age as you 'Onii-chan.'

>> No.23980440

Maybe they want a permanent status of childhood friends.
And I'm pretty sure every monster would mind catching a boy young and watching him grow up into a man to devour.

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>tfw you will never shove a wolf girl's face into your crotch and watch as she goes into heat just from the overwhelming scent of your meat

>> No.23980451

But what if I am picky?

>> No.23980477

I'm sure there are also monsters that would rather he stay that way and devour him immediately. Looking at you, dark mages.

>> No.23980487

>Every morning you wake up to a wet crotch
>When she sleeps her head inevitably finds its way to your crotch. Then she starts drooling.

>> No.23980496

take a shower

>> No.23980535

>wake up one morning to find her face down in your crotch and her crotch in your face
Do you wake her up normally, or do you "have breakfast in bed?"

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>Hey dude, go get us some snacks, will you?
And so it begins...

>> No.23980546

they could also try to steal the male teachers

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>> No.23980651

Depends on whether or not or if her grip on your pants is too tight to pull them down and if you have to go anywhere.
She's not a morning person. When she wakes up she'll just wander off in a half confused daze looking for food, but if she wakes up and the first thing she sees is your dick she'll instinctively start sucking.

>> No.23980759

is she winning?

>> No.23980786

>Werewolf has several inspirational posters like this in her home

>> No.23980791

Of course she is, they're playing split-screen co-op!

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Tell me about foxes

>> No.23980847

My dad met a baby fox today, or so he claimed.

>> No.23980952

What if you got raped by a succubus while sleeping and didn't even know about it and then had sex with your unicorn wife?

>> No.23980963
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i for one welcome our monster overlords
we should be glad that they see us fit to use as breeding studs
not to mention we're weak and powerless, they won't come after you if you've already got a wife you know
so go out and get FUCKED by monsters, it's for your own good!

>> No.23980989

If I didn't know better I'd say you were a tengu falseflagger.

>> No.23980994

He's a pedo, anon, they're a different breed.

>> No.23981011

Day of the rape could be fun. Race against time to get "raped" by a monster that you'd be most comfortable with, before the more violent ones get you. Or just fight to keep your virginity intact for as long as possible, compete with your friends by comparing your score on the leaderboard!

>> No.23981034

Honestly. I prefer the idea of a subversive take over. Using back handed tactics to gain control.

>> No.23981055

But I don't care about sex. I want to cuddle more then fuck.

>> No.23981059
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Use the appropriate bait when pursuing your prey!

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Just remember that a trap is no good if left unattended.

>> No.23981144

Tengus, cool and smart as they are would never do that. Even if we were prostitutes, Tengu would be something entirely different then a black harpy.

>> No.23981159
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I wouldn't mind a Hellhound scooping me up, carrying me to bed, and making me her little spoon

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sorry lad there's no way she isn't at least gonna sneak in a reacharound nomsayan

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I'll take that too. It'd be really comfy feeling her warm body pressed against yours while she gently gives you a handy.

>> No.23981197

>economy goes to shit, because people would rather spend time with their monster(ized) wives
>tanukis start offering payday loans with very good terms
>500 page contracts, everything relevant is on the first three pages
>"yeah, the rest is just the standard disclaimers we needed to put there, you can read them if you want"
>fuck that, you sign it after reading 10 pages of lawyer babble
>turns out there was a hidden clause changing the payment schedule every month, missing it gets you put into matchmaking service for single monsters
>"what, why are you surprised? everything was in the contract you signed"
[hand rubbing intensifies]

>> No.23981235

I'm gonna carve mini pumpkins for my dullahan best friend to throw while she rides a nightmare

>> No.23981249

Why red?

>> No.23981287
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I want an Oni, but I want her to be skilled in musketry

>> No.23981291

pumpkin bombs are no joke man

>> No.23981338

That's going to be one hell of a musket

>tfw no matchlock oni wife that stinks of gunsmoke and molests you with her dirty black powder covered hands whenever she brings back deer for you

>> No.23981356

>That's going to be one hell of a musket
gonna have to defend her domain from rival clans somehow also
>ywn court her by getting her a cutting edge metallic cartridge repeater

>> No.23981364

Do I at least get to have input on my preference?

>> No.23981405
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>Hellhound holding you close
>Slowly stroking you
>Feel her soft breasts and soft chest mofu against your back
>Her warm breath teasing your ear
>Her soft legs wrapped around yours
Yeah, that sounds like heaven to me

>> No.23981407

>That's going to be one hell of a musket
Technically it's a cannon she "borrowed"

>> No.23981413

>All of the men are either down on their luck, bad with money or just can't find a job
>All the monster girls are either rich, have great sable jobs or can help you get back on your feet.
>80% of all the matches made using this service end up with the monster girl becoming the breadwinner
I would be fine with this.

Actually, let's make this into a game.
Roll for whatever monster girl takes a liking to you after you are entered into the matchmaking service. What's she like? How is she gonna support you? Would you just become a house husband or would you try to find work?
You can get one reroll if you don't like her.

>> No.23981420

I guess being a shrine maiden pays well.
Guess I can help her around the temple if nothing else.

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>I guess being a shrine maiden pays well.

>> No.23981479

I guess selling gadgets would be profitable yeah. I hope her personality is like Hatsume Mei from hero academia, I'd 100% become a house husband though I imagine she'd work from home so I'd try and help her where I could, though I suspect most of our time will be spent making babies.

>> No.23981493

This is going to be awkward at first, I'm really not into lolis. Guess that's what I get for taking a dodgy tanuki loan though, gotta suck it up.
She'll probably earn money by selling lolification services to women who want to reverse aging (this is going to be really popular), I just need to make sure she's always "topped up" on magic.

>> No.23981509

I just pray she's into gentle femdom, and yeah I'm gonna be a house husband.

>> No.23981583

>Unagi Joro
Probably have to look for work, maybe open a restaurant with her.

>> No.23981638

I love them.

>> No.23981791

I could see this happen quite often.
Amazoness taking a guy that can't support himself and making him a house husband since "men can't take care of themselves so we have to take care of them"

>> No.23981797

>Ren Xiongmao
Not my first choice but certainly not the worst. But I don't think this Panda girl really has any stand out traits.

>> No.23981862

I'd rather not be a spider chassis, so nope.
Having a Sabbath seems like it would make supporting ourselves a moot point, so I just try and learn magic or something.

>> No.23981877

>he doesn't want to teach a young monster with his dick

>> No.23981901

I don’t think Familiars really get the whole “money” thing to begin with, honestly. She’d glady support me and my magic personally, but that’s probably the extent of her initial abilities unless she’s secretly an Arch-Familiar or something.
Seems like it’d fall to me to be the money maker of the house, but at least I’d have an enthusiastic assistant for my magic services.

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It’s actually really funny how many cultures have fox spirits and how many mostly consider them Complete Assholes, whether actively malicious or just dickheads that trick people

You’ve got the Kitsune that can be anywhere from incomprehensibly evil and powerful to doting mothers and good wives,

You’ve got the Huli Jing in China which were believed to be entirely female and needed male energy to survive, and did so by corrupting high-level politicians- and the Jiuweihu, the big girls that took to leading souls away from Dharma,

You’ve got the Gumiho in Korea, who just straight up eat people’s livers or steal their life force,

In Scandinavia, specifically Finland, fox spirits were believed to be the cause of Aurora Borealis, revontulet, the “fox fire”, as well as just usually messing with people, and then also the Brunnmigi for the Norse which poisoned water because fuck you,

The Celts also attributed them to be wily little bastards that existed to make fools of hunters and apparently that’s where the word “Shenanigan” came from, originally being sionnachuighim, “I play the fox” in irish gaelic,

In Europe you’ve got Reynard the asshole baron,

and from what I’ve seen a lot of native american tribes also just consider them dicks on the level of coyotes

it’s like every human that sees one of these (pic related) is just like “wow, what an asshole”, it’s great.

>> No.23981917

Because foxes are assholes. They're the bane to farmers.
Fox got in the henhouse? Say goodbye to ALL of your hens.

>> No.23981942

Is that healthy for the slime?

>> No.23981961

The Monstergirl Encyclopedia Monstergirls have finally opened up portals to our world and start arriving to spread Mamono Mana. Long story short, mamono mana everywhere in our causes ALL of this Earth's ancient mythological monsters and or beings in this Earth's history and folklore to come alive and be absolutely real. BUT, they're all cute and sexy monstergirls.

>Huang Di bitchslaps China back to being a country that people can be proud of
>Japan has its hands full dealing with the Yokai. Kodama are helpful little guys.
>America has to deal with deities like Coyote showing up
>Egypt is fucking GONE after Apep breaks out; afterwards, the snake is pretty chill.
>Australia is somehow even more of a hellhole as the continent is partially pulled back into the Dreamtime
>The Netherlands have become one massive unending party as the Norse gods rejoice at humanity surviving Ragnarok
>Canada is beset by Wendigos. There are few survivors.
>Mexico has been liberated, and has begun the long, painful journey of fixing itself. Luchador harpies are, indeed, a thing.
>South America is still a bloody mess, but for different reasons.
>Europe experiences a surge of lawyers in response to the sheer number of people who've been screwed over by saying the wrong things to the wrong fae
>Scotland and Ireland are free

So basically, if the MGE world manages to open up portals to OUR world and MGE monstergirls start pouring into our world. All the magical, mythical beings and figures in our world's history and folklore come into life, start doing shit that affects our world. BUT they are all cute and or sexy attractive girls that just want to make us loved by cute and sexy girls and monstergirls in general.

>> No.23982006

>Scotland and Ireland are free
Too fantastical

>> No.23982040
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Cyclops need more love.

>> No.23982057

Very cute

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If you're going for a cow harem, I recommend 3 holsts and 3 minos exactly

>> No.23982070

Keep in mind there will also be succubi EVERYWHERE

>> No.23982077

How do feel about becoming an incubus?

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They'd be fucking sheep... Literally.

Also, a new pic related generated because Irish Catholics feeling oppressed by monstergirls?

>> No.23982087

Needs more Hakutaku

>> No.23982097

Can't be worse than being me

>> No.23982122

Why would they? There has to be a reason children born less then a year apart are called Catholic/Irish Twins.

>> No.23982126

What happens if a golddigger anon goes after a tanuki?

>> No.23982134

Takes away from the balance, so no

>> No.23982139

I'd want it.

>> No.23982149

I'd like one of each cow, and I want to drink all three of their milk at the same time to see if I can get super powers.

>> No.23982150

No thanks.
Better, but I don't know what kind of work she'd do if I'm going to be the househusband.

>> No.23982197

I mean it is generally considered an upgrade

>> No.23982201

he becomes a trophy husband

>> No.23982228

I wanna go for a wealthy wight but then fall in love with her zombie servant (possibly her sister).

>> No.23982242

Kinda weird to think about local cryptid as MGs. But we have local versions of Elves, Cyclops, and a snek for powersluts.

>> No.23982262

>red anon
>day of the rape
Shoo just because no one visits your site any longer it's no reason to shit up here

>> No.23982282

>local cryptid as MGs
>there is no Sabbath presence in Mexico

>> No.23982300

Which site are you talking about? I used the term "day of the rape" because I saw it being used previously in this thread and it sounded fitting for what I was describing

>> No.23982341

I don't like incubus or incubusization

>> No.23982364

I would be actively working with a demon cult to bring about the ascension of humanity. Hopefully a demon would take notice of my devotion

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>tfw an ogre will never beat me

>> No.23982543

Like the Snake Eyes enemies from Sekiro?

>> No.23982568
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Can't decide if I want to specialize in a particular breed of Holst/Mino, or go for variety and get a bunch of different breeds.

>> No.23982590

Specialization is better. Get a better understanding for a particular species and learn how to pleasure them better. Don't wanna be a jack of all trades, master of none.

>> No.23982594

I want to let her violate me without a fight

>> No.23982605

Where is the fun in that?

>> No.23982623

She must get extremely rough when she thinks I'm so weak and cowardly that I'm too scared to even try resisting.

>> No.23982624

>Demon Cult Leader
>The leader of the cult, there's a mutual attraction early on but she enjoys driving you deeper into depravity and loyalty before pulling out the contact. She does make it clear to the other women not to interfere wit her game.

>Inquisitor Demon
>A Demon that infiltrated the ranks of the inquisitors to spy on them and corrupt them. Hides the existence of your cult but hauls you in by herself to "question" you to see how devoted you are and how well the cult is doing. Her questions get more personal and lewder as time goes on, until she ends the charade and the wings burst from her back.

>Excited New Convert.
>A former human that just turned into a Demon. She's still riding the rush of finally becoming a demon, and is happy to help you. She's still inexperienced, but wants you to help her improve in all the things a Demon should do.

>> No.23982625

gotta put up token resistance so the beatings will be more brutal!

>> No.23982704

How does this work?

>> No.23982723

>Excited New Convert.
I like this one the most.

>> No.23982783


>> No.23982792

Regular Shoggoth but smugger, full dom and thinks you're completely helpless at all times.

>> No.23982828

Also probably calls you by name and wants you to call her Mistress instead.

>> No.23982866

Automaton with a Hellcite core

>> No.23982910

She's super nervous about making sure her contract with you is just right, and she needs more practice getting used to using her new body to its full potential, but she has a great eye for which humans want to become future monsters.

>> No.23982936

Inquisitor. I want to be interrogated by a tall demon

>> No.23982963

Be wary men. Go dump old food innacity. The rats are restless. Sate them by their haunts and dens, don't encourage them to forage further afar. They'll eat through their own population first and soon you'll be besieged by big grizzled alpha ratgirls before you know it.

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>> No.23983116

The trick is to refuse to answer and prove your devotion until her questions and interrogation methods start to be more intimate.

>> No.23983126

it's so you don't get your dick dirty when you fuck her ass

>> No.23983127


>Some formerly reliable husband sources for ratgirls, such as dumpsters behind restaurants or 'please adopt me' cardboard boxes, now sit empty. But rats are resilient and they’ll move into residential homes [...] Rat girls have a “complex social hierarchy within their colonies,” said Jim Fredericks, of the National Rat-wife Management Association. There are “alpha females,” which get to eat first and have first mating opportunities, then there are “beta females” and rats of lesser importance, which may be forced to sleep outside the safety of a nest or burrow.

>videos have surfaced, showing rat girls acting boldly on largely abandoned streets, much more visible now as they seek out new husband sources. Villamil also said there’s been an uptick in calls from homeowners noticing burrows in their yards. At homes, Villamil said he typically catches one or two rat girls in exterior areas or garages. On one recent call, he captured seven.“That tells me they’re moving from busier streets to quieter streets closer to people’s homes,” Villamil said.

>Fredericks said homeowners should use some of their extra time at home to look for any potential entry points into their home and shove a steel wool pad in any holes larger than a quarter: a quarter-sized hole is all a rat girl needs to squeeze inside, while mice girls only need a dime-sized hole.

>> No.23983190

>nervous demon double checking her contract and over explaining everything in it even tough she doesn't have to
>Sign it since that's why you joined the demon cult anyway
>You can almost see how wet she is through her clothes as you are about sing the contract
I bet you get some extremely enthusiastic sex after that.

>> No.23983225

>comfy, wholesome things

>it’s Saturday
>you don’t have to work today and you have a three day weekend from school
>so why are you awake at 7:30 in the morning?
>oh yeah your kitsune little sister wanted to make you breakfast but she’s too young to safely operate the stove
>that’s why you’re standing in front of the stove showing your sister how to properly flip a pancake
>after cooking breakfast you two sit down on the couch and dig in while watching Saturday morning cartoons
>you gotta admit this one show she really likes might have you hooked too
>gonna have to binge watch Mamono Rangers whenever you can
>after eating you take your plates into the kitchen and put them in the dishwasher after cleaning them off
>you two then lay on the couch cuddling as your sister falls asleep on you while watching tv
>yup, it’s good Saturday morning with your kitsune little sister

>> No.23983307

I don’t even think she knows what she does for work.

>> No.23983329

I want to see more. I don’t care if it’s basic, I’m pretty basic myself.

>> No.23983375

Sorry, this isn’t mine. I can’t take her away from fishfag.
This is better

>> No.23983510
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Tragedy strikes.

>> No.23983639

A demon in some sort of uniform like an order inquisitor uniform is my weakness

>> No.23983678

That shog is my new god

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>> No.23984051

>So what do work as
>... yes
>Yes... what? How do you make money?
>Yes, I do make money
>No.. like, what do you do?
>I do my husband

>> No.23984088

Well that's just strait up a nipple.
Would recommend you delete it unless you wanna go on a vacation.

>> No.23984091

I want to see the women of our society going apeshit over the new women, that all the available men are not dating them and their meal tickets are drying up. See how they immediately turn a 180 from their own personal dumb philosophies into hate groups.

>> No.23984119

Well there's that one story with demon transformation, but I kinda want more stuff like that.
Like with a failed date due to the man having higher expectation due to monster girls.

>> No.23984130

Try to find work while she takes care of the homestead like a good maid.

>> No.23984137

me and my gremlin wife will make robots (not automatons) to earn us pay doing menial jobs like construction or handling dangerous materials
With hands of iron, there's not a task we cannot do

>> No.23984211

I highly doubt there would be many human women left after a few years, if we assume there is monsterization. Without religious fanaticism of the order, vast majority would gladly take the "become a long-lived horny superhuman" option, at least in secular countries.

>> No.23984237

but 7 is a lucky number

>> No.23984262

Some would have too much pride to change.

>> No.23984323
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Remember, little girls are very good at absorbing both mana and new knowledge.

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>"Wow paladin chan your eyes look weird today! are you feeling well?

>> No.23984475

thank god it's just a lego piece and not a d4

>> No.23984526

Got a commission of Salamander getting bullied https://i.imgur.com/SmSjHTq.png

>> No.23984543

Well stretching is useful for a workout.

>> No.23984544
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good girl

>> No.23984558

Absolutely fantastic.
God we need more salamander lewds.

>> No.23984582

any mg story made you go like

>> No.23984583
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I don't value my ankles much anyway

>> No.23984603

She needs to milk me for mana with those thighs

>> No.23984658

Remember to get a crit while cumming inside to get her pregnant.

>> No.23984691

Based. Salamander maledom is the best.

>> No.23984725
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>Objection! This evidence proves the defense loves the witness very much!

>> No.23984802
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>tsk, tsk tsk!
>Not so fast Miss Wright.
>I'll think of something, let's take a quick recess

>> No.23984815

you won't need them

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>> No.23985012

Psst, say the Autopsy report was updated.

>> No.23985124

Thank god it’s a d4 and not a Punji Stick

>> No.23985140

come on now, who keeps a punji stick just lying around like that?

>> No.23985151

you clearly never lived with an ocelomeh

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Ah yes! The new autopsy report says the victim was in fact a virgin at the time of death!

>> No.23985315

How can you tell, besides mana if a guy is a virgin or not?

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Tsk, tsk, tsk! It's not the prosecution's duty to prove anything!

>> No.23985434

It was said earlier that in theory the most doting momster would be a necro'd zombie momster towards her biological son because acting only on instinct towards a boy she recognizes as her biological son, she'd be relentless with her ceaseless doting.

However, there was a question not brought up. As we know, monster girls can be turned into zombies and we know human women get turned into monster girls. Therefor, there is nothing preventing a human woman from birthing her human son, later being monsterized, and later getting zombified. So, which zombified monster girl would be the most doting towards her biological son? I think it'd have to be whichever would have the strongest instincts to benefit from this in the first place, not necessarily the one that normally makes the best mom.

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>> No.23985450

Zombie Wurm

>> No.23985472

Hell to the no.

Welp, we all know how this one goes. Dickthrone it is.

>> No.23985482

No, I mean in general, not just in your shitty RP.

>> No.23985490

Makes sense. They don't even have much intelligence to begin with.

>> No.23985514

Ace Attorney jokes too high-brow for you?

>> No.23985695

Mermaids don't wear panties, doesn't she know nothing?

>> No.23985814

damn she's ho-
>wires taped to the floor

>> No.23985889
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>kobolds when they read page 174 of To Kill a Mockingbird

>> No.23985892

Is that when Atticus kills the dog?

>> No.23985903

>when your kiki catches huffing the fluff

>> No.23985909

She must serve me even in this!

>> No.23985944

Cujo would be particularly horrifying

>> No.23986036

Be nice she's just transformed.

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>> No.23986191

I want hoshi to crush me with her thighs

>> No.23986212

what if mge became mainstream?

>> No.23986216

Then sex would be okay

>> No.23986287

If you were forced to use an mg avatar for school, what picture would you use?

>> No.23986289

Expect an influx of genderfluid, feminism, monsterboys (who are treated as second class along with any other Y-chromosome), and other 'death of the author' style shenanigans.

>> No.23986296

>Never get to be a semi-famous mercenary in MG lands and accidentally get setup as the prize of a local jousting/fighting tournament.

>> No.23986305
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>'death of the author' style shenanigans.

>> No.23986317
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Are you really asking us if it's alright to use a monster girl avatar image? Please don't.

>> No.23986356

'The death of the author is the birth of the reader'.

A form of criticism/expression that claims that the author's interpretation of a work should be no more valid than anyone elses'. In bad hands, it's usually done to enforce fanwankery, headcannon, and insisting something is/isn't there even after the author flat out states the opposite.

>> No.23986403

KC wouldn't change but the western fanbase would get a lot worse.

>> No.23986505

sounds like there's some validity to it, some works of fiction were good in spite of what the author originally intended rather than because of it. As an example Legend of Korra is what happened when the writers of the original show were given complete writing freedom.

>> No.23986559

The western fanbase is already filled with sub 30 iq tards that think monsters are evil. i dont see how it could get worse.

>> No.23986587

>violate a man while intoxicated
>Its his fault
What kinda logic is this?

>> No.23986589
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>that think monsters are evil
evil can be a fetish.

>> No.23986608
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hr was probably asking for it for dressing so provocably

>> No.23986625
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Watch out for that dangerous snake!

>> No.23986637
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Joke's on you nerd evil women are one of my top three fetishes.

>> No.23986682

>What kinda logic is this?
He was practically asking for it

>> No.23986698

Oh, it's rare to see her with lich parts. Cute wife! My queen doesn't know how to cook because she's never had to (that's what servants are for), but she's learning! One day she wants to make something delicious just for me!

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>implying monsters aren't evil

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>> No.23986845

>bell in her horn
>fur coat barely covering her breasts
This White Horn is getting lots of hugs

>> No.23986859

Remember, the stronger the monster girl, the bigger the bust.

>> No.23986878
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Then jinkos must be pretty weak compared to holsts

>> No.23986973

Holsts are actually quite strong as a mino offshoot.

>> No.23986979

That's not even remotely true. Remember that most monsters will subconsciously adjust their bust size to match their husbands preferences.

>> No.23986988

>harem of six centaurs will two fillies each
>you must let them all fuck you violently to relieve stress, especially in these dark time.

>> No.23986989

Which came first, the mino or the holst?

>> No.23987005


I'm OK with this.

>> No.23987006

Minotaurs are original, Holsts are domesticated. It's like wolves and dogs.

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obviously the mino, but since both gals are kinda dumb just say holst to make the mino mad

>> No.23987059

>Please don't.
why not?

>> No.23987094
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Is it possible to get a jubjub to tolerate being away from me at least for a day?

>> No.23987107

Why? Just take her with you.

>> No.23987131

not tough enough for the the salty spitoon

>> No.23987133
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But I wanna get her a birthday present, and keep it a surprise and I can't do that if she's piggybacking me

>> No.23987152

It already is.

>> No.23987164

hellhounds are good girls actually

>> No.23987167

just swing her around to the front so she can't see what your buying

>> No.23987169

The only way is to literally fuck her to sleep.

>> No.23987174


>> No.23987181

>dick sandwiched between thick loli Dark Mage thighs
>she keeps teasing you with remarks like "But Mister, isn't this thing just way too big to handle for a girl my age", while knowing that you want to teach her almost as much as she's thirsty to learn from your cock

>> No.23987186

I wish I could hire a gremlin to fix my PC.
She might install spyware on it, but it's probably worth it. Probably.

>> No.23987187

I should probably tell her that she needs the mana INSIDE her to absorb it.

>> No.23987203

If it doesn't have to be a handmade present, just order something on the internet and arrange for it to be delivered on her birthday.
If you insist on making it yourself, then >>23987169

>> No.23987354

Remember to not give a monster girl a highlighter pen and tell her to mark down everything important as she will, without question, mark you as well.

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>> No.23987413

Cute idols.
Anon she'll probably turn it into an Automaton.

>> No.23987581

>Hey anon, I fixed your PC
>"But... that's just an Automaton..."
>Yes, and?

>> No.23987617

Describe your ideal slime wife


Is she transparent?

Consistency: Does she drip a lot? Does your wife turn into a puddle at the waist or can they maintain a complete human form?

Viscosity: Sticky, slippery, or somewhere in between?

What is her form like? Tits, ass, or both? Thin, or thick?


And lastly, dom, sub, or switch? How much so?

>> No.23987659

Light Pink
Slightly opaque, more 'cloudy' than anything.
She's able to maintain a human form (with slight dripping) but goes puddle mode when embaressed.
THICK form, with a fatter ass than anything.
Smug, fairly intelligent, and a dom that goes sub if her facade cracks.

>> No.23987660
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brehs, do hellhounds go to heaven?
all dogs go to heaven right?

>> No.23987672

Mint Green and Royal Blue
Is she transparent?
Consistency: Does she drip a lot? Does your wife turn into a puddle at the waist or can they maintain a complete human form?
maintain a complete form, but she can also puddle
Viscosity: Sticky, slippery, or somewhere in between?
What is her form like? Tits, ass, or both? Thin, or thick?
huge tits filled with milk, huge ass.
dangerously lewd but also serious when she wants shit to get done. She's very funny and also righteously concerned. She's very smart but likes to dumb-shame others when whatever they do affects her.
And lastly, dom, sub, or switch? How much so?
dom, huge dom. she finds it boring that she's doing nothing during sex but even if she did do something, it's not enough so she resorts to domming me.

>> No.23987687

That's what she wants, seducing you into the proper mindset to take the initiative.

>> No.23987708

So automaton waifus can honestly say their husbands look at them more than any other MG other than maybe Shoggs.

>> No.23987743

Won't ever really happen unless the Maou wins.

>> No.23987750

incubi aren't monster boys

>> No.23987779

Won't happen even if Maou wins. The monster lords objective is a fusion of humans and monsters into one species. Not the extinction of humans.

>> No.23987780
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>Because foxes are assholes. They're the bane to farmers.
>Fox got in the henhouse? Say goodbye to ALL of your hens.

They're the same way with human virginity, anon.

>> No.23987787

For some stupid reason, I'll never stop seeing Incubi without the image of some dumb Daimon Hellstrom bullshit
>perfect human body
>flaming hair
>pentagram on chest

Getting back to monster girls, apart from the KC look, is there any particular image that comes to mind when you think of a particular species?

>> No.23987798
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Hellhounds go to hell and take you with them.
They prefer it there.

>> No.23987821

I mean you can probably look like that as an incubus if you want. Pretty sure it is up to the individual. Incubi are essentially just "unlocked" humans

>> No.23987836

>Hellhounds go to hell and take you with them.
Why would they want to retire to their workplace? Who wants that?

>> No.23987893

>Hellhounds go to hell and take you with them.
I would beg her to reconsider. l-lets only go there for holidays

>> No.23987917

If you don't want to go to hell why on earth are you with a HELLhound?

>> No.23987931

Nah, it's more like a hometown to them.
'sides, the hounds there are about as hard of workers as your average bored Sphinx.

>> No.23987932

Do Hellhounds and Jinkos demand their husband wear his wedding ring all the time?

>> No.23987935

It just sounds a bit scary. Also I don't do well with hot places

>> No.23987941

The fuck are you talking about

>> No.23987942

>their husband wear his wedding ring all the time
Why do they need to demand?

>> No.23987951
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Dark Slime
Mildly transparent.
Usually firm like gummi, so she can wear stockings and heels.
Puddle mode when she's tired and over it.
Demon-like body made for breeding
Mischievous and curious. Will act up, to be punished for it.
Phenomenal cosmic power. No sense of right or wrong.

>> No.23987955
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Why are they so perfect?

>> No.23987961

>implying we wouldn't have matching collars

>> No.23987995

>>South America is still a bloody mess, but for different reasons
>Pachamama is a thick goddess desperate for affection
>Inti-chan really confused as to why nobody worships her anymore
>Viracocha really upset with her daughter Pachamama for being such a slut, secretly wants to play around too
>Amazon now inhabited by actual Amazoness
>Reports of disappearances of young boys near lake Nahuel Huapi and sightings of a Bunyip-like creature
>Maduro marries a tanuki after she gets him to sign off ownership of the entire country of Venezuela

>> No.23988004

Why not both?

>> No.23988024

I don't think she's ready for that.
Young adventurers aren't meant to be sporting cumflated wombs.

>> No.23988088
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How come whenever I go an undead party they always make me sit at the zombie table? My brother is married to a wight and invited me

>> No.23988116

I was referring to shit that would be semantic as fuck and shredded by the western fanbase.

>> No.23988149
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It's basically this or this but blue

>> No.23988154
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They just are

>> No.23988181

Well the zombie table isn't that bad.
Unless you wanted to have a conversation with them.

>> No.23988184
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Always love an epilogue

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>> No.23988401

Seems like you are missing the point dude
How do you think your brother got his Wight wife?
Just pick a zombie you like and take her with you, dote and bang her for 1 to 2 years and boom, Wight wife

>> No.23988458

It already has
MGE has a fanfic.net section and one fic has a R63 Harry potter lhaving yuri sex
Ao3 also has a MGE section and the most frequently updaded story is the monsterBOY encycloepdia

>> No.23988515

Poor dog
She shouldn't be reading that communist propaganda though

>> No.23988587

I wouldn't say fanfiction.net or AO3 are the gold standard for normalcy. Until I see KC in the Ellen show I won't consider it mainstream.

>> No.23988636

Fuck it.
Butt stuff with Monster Girls (Y/N)?

>> No.23988645


>> No.23988658


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what if its reference in some cartoon?

>> No.23988691

I'm always nervous going to Undead Parties. I'm a bit of a slow starter when it comes to enjoying myself, so I'm afraid some girl will notice and volunteer herself to help me...calm down.

The Wight hostess in particular concerns me greatly, since I've heard nasty rumors about those claws.

>> No.23988710

Dude, Cheshire Cat was in a Disney movie, and Pixie (actual MGE pixie) was in SMT

>> No.23988740

Monstrous girls has always been in mainstream works to a limited extent.
MGE itself by its very nature will never go mainstream, and anything that does will be too far removed from MGE to be recognizable.

>> No.23988760

I would stuff a Demon loli's butt

>> No.23988779

I guarantee you, the Greeks wanted to bang Medusa even after she became part snake.

>> No.23988784

She was said to be so ugly she turned people to stone

>> No.23988789

Anal is the most vanilla fetish that can honestly be called a kink.

The real question is if you would reciprocate on that offer.

>> No.23988800

>MGE itself by its very nature will never go mainstream
just you wait.

>> No.23988851

lolis are made for anal

>> No.23988882

lol they even put the red slime in Dragon Quest

>> No.23988894

Strong yes.

>> No.23988896

She'll be okay with whatever you want to do.
Within safety of course. The last thing she wants is for one of you to get sick or injured.

>> No.23988916

The main trait of MGE monster girls is that they all want to be loving wives. If anything I'd say that MGQ monster girls are more likely to become mainstream then MGE.

Even an MGE setting that reads like Order propaganda would probably get in hot shit for being "sexist"

>> No.23988968
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>Opaque black
>thick, very sticky slime, but has some variability
>Doting, clingy, jealous
>Strongly dominant. Likes it when I struggle as a cumpump.

>> No.23988983

KC's designs were also ripped off and edgified by the Greeks.

>> No.23989013
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My sole mission in life is to feed myself to a sandworm

>> No.23989026
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Reminder that a Gazer GF is always watching you, so if something is wrong, she can tell immediately.

So if something you see gets you excited, even just a little bit, she'll know.

>> No.23989048

That's some godly taste. Hopefully you don't get stuck inside her for too long though

>> No.23989071

I already have a waifu, thank you very much. But perhaps she may keep a small and simple slime around as a pet.

I am a perverted degenerate, so she may see fit to keep me occupied with something when she has important work to do. Consider it foreplay, so once she finishes up, we can go straight to fucking.

>> No.23989196

Would Gazers be considered Yandere?

>> No.23989270
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Obsessing over something as insignificant as a mere mortal, and a human at that? That would make for a shameful Gazer indeed. It's more of a display of power. Knowing you better than you know yourself, and using that to their advantage.

Besides, the thing about Yanderes is that they are fundamentally blind to how their form of "love" is affecting the target of their affection.
A blind Gazer simply is not a thing.

>> No.23989298

does the police in the demon realm exist?
if monsters get arrested by the police, what would they be arrested for?
do police falsely arrest and even restrain men?
do they break into the homes of innocent single men in the middle of the night without a warrant to catch them?

>> No.23989314

>the gazer typed, as cheeto dust fell from her fingertips and found its way inside her keyboard

>> No.23989357

Also, I just really like that picture. Looking in her countless eyes puts me at ease.

I just want to cuddle up with her, maybe make-out just a bit, with my arms around her, and her legs locked around me.

>> No.23989385

Lies and slander.

>> No.23989405

I imagine so.
And may be quite intimidating depending on where they come from.

The zombie town guard are slow, dim, and numerous while the more elite 'Dread Riders' are wights you don't want to mess with.

>> No.23989419

>do police falsely arrest and even restrain men?
Of course you moron

>> No.23989434
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yes, they should wear spats instead

>> No.23989477

I want to rest my head on a Troll's palm

>> No.23989517 [SPOILER] 
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Conspiracy time!
Helltaker is being pushed by the tanukis~
Persona 6 will kill the jrpg market in the west
Mist Continent is secretly being puppeted by the kumihos!
Geen opened a portal to their world.
The naruto run succeeded, don't believe the footage.
World War 111 BADA BING BABY

>> No.23989553

rata go home nobody wants you here.

>> No.23989559

What if I'm already rock hard?

>> No.23989562

>World War 111 BADA BING BABY
When did the other 108 happen?

>> No.23989582

Something not to different from a Neuronago/DarkSlime hybrid
>Variable transparency, sticks to the opaque end of the spectrum most of the time
>Keeps herself (mostly) neat and well-formed, entertains my thing for legs
>Thick and slick to the touch, but doesn't leave behind residue or moisture. Turns sticky when she wants to.
>Well-proportioned but above-average size 'assets'- also forms clothing from her slime to suit her mood
Cheerful, teasing, affectionate. Dramatically complains of her 'maid duties', aka the chores she doesn't let me do myself any more 'because you're just BAD at it, sheesh'.
Switchy- Her natural inclination is gentledom, but she likes a little bit of 'maid exploitation' roleplay too.

>> No.23989591

We don't talk about those.

>> No.23989609

They're the wars fought over the earthly desires

>> No.23989622

In the medieval era getting a Demon was pretty easy, just draw a fancy circle on the ground, spew some heretic sounding jibberish and boom you got your Demon, how does a man in the modern day and age go about getting one?

>> No.23989623

No, they are not. But that doesn't make a smug Demon loli making a small o-face and going cross-eyed when your middle- and ringfinger go in her ass less hot.

>> No.23989629

that's what condoms are for

>> No.23989644

Look for them on dating sites.

>> No.23989649

Is my waifu purposefully associating with other mamono that appeal to my interests? Or is this all just a series of crazy coincidences?

>> No.23989683

>your evil little sister witch gets a life-size doll
>you wake up in the middle of the night from sleep to discover the doll next to you in bed, naked
>you're also naked with an usually erect penis
>the "haunted doll" plays a prerecorded voice
>"I'm going to rape you!"

>> No.23989687

how am i supposed to play minecraft on my Automaton?

>> No.23989700

Don't wanna get catfished tho, i don't trust it

>> No.23989735

What was the name of that Pslime Lilim with the fat ass? I want to fuck her.

>> No.23989770


>> No.23989772
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It's time to get fit! Come on!

>> No.23989794

I haven't been eating properly. I need delicious, homecooked meals first. A healthy diet is the first step in a healthy lifestyle, after all.

So what does Ms. Maus have to offer in that regard?

>> No.23989811

That's the one. Like I said, I want to fuck her ass while we play around with her precious slimes.

>> No.23989828

I'm not good at that sort of thing.

>> No.23989844

And she would love it.
Science, slimes, and sex.

The Three S's that are the cornerstone to a good day (according to her)

>> No.23989859

You could try asking one out, but the internet makes it easy to mark yourself as Demon bait.

>> No.23989922

I'm gonna call her a slut, and rub my dick between her fat cheeks while groping her washboard chest from behind, as her gooey pets gouge her gash. Her mouth would be left unattended, or course. I want to hear her begging and moaning for me to put it in.

>> No.23989969

Make sure you help ancient evils adjust to modern technology

>> No.23989974

>Work IT
Nothing ever changes.

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Quick question, how do I escape an elite group of oni operatives on the mofukuzas payroll?

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>Oh no! I guess you'll need to pick my abs clean!
What do you do?

>> No.23990041

Good ancient monsters need help too

>> No.23990052

Exercising to have a slim body while the wife works on gaining muscle mass!

>> No.23990059

But her abs aren't even dirty, stupid dog!

>> No.23990070

Maybe I'll check in to laugh at them. Just another reason I prefer modern evils.

>> No.23990071

It's quickly trailing down her breasts into her cum gutters!

>> No.23990079

>cum gutters
That's disgusting.

>> No.23990082


>> No.23990083

Booze, and lots of it. Same way you deal with Yamato no Orochi.

Alternatively, throw beans at them.

>> No.23990107

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Musclegirls. The appeal is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the sexiness will go over a typical coomer's head.

>> No.23990117

Remember, no matter how sadistic or mean a monster may seem to be, the second another monster lays a finger on you she will defend you with her life.

>> No.23990119

I'm going to unseal ancient good and treat her for all the good deeds she did in the past

>> No.23990135

Imagine how apeshit an Atlach-Nacha would go if someone was insulting her husband.

>> No.23990138

What if she gets excited and starts enthusiastically cackling in the most devilish of ways? What if she joins in!?

>> No.23990155

I think it would be fun to go on a date with her and show her all the monuments built in her honor for her great and noble sacrifice to seal herself and save the day

>> No.23990174

I imagine her just staring at them with a gaze that says "if you even think about trying anything I will subject you to endless torment that will make you long for a slow and painful death."

>> No.23990177
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>"Oi, Anon"
>"The simple truth is the only sure way to wealth and prosperity is honest work"

>> No.23990181

She'd be constantly hiding her face from embarassment.

>> No.23990185

>talk to a MG online
>she says she’s a beautiful mermaid
>wants to meet up in person
>she’s a mermaid but a catfish mermaid
Would you still go on a date with her?

>> No.23990214
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>casually walks into your house
>tell her to leave
>"Bold of you to assume we're not already bonded forever, honey~"
>game over
This boss is bullshit, there's no way to win if you're not warned of her!

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She didn't lie, did she? I can accept that.

>> No.23990219

Thanks for reminding me small tanuki.

>> No.23990254

That's why I'd only tell her that we are going to a museum I would neglect to mention the part about her statues being given a whole section

>> No.23990271

It's the good ending, anon

>> No.23990283

KC is actually the DL's husband projecting a portion of himself into our world to get us used to the idea of monster girls before the portals open.

>> No.23990291

wouldn't that make her sad how her whole culture is now just a wing in a building and all she known has died out and moved past her?

>> No.23990294

>She's a little embarassed, but kind of flattered at their adoration of her
>She ends up being rather comfortable with the whole affair
>"And now we will read select readings from her diary, including the many beautiful poems she wrote in it"

>> No.23990305

Implying KC isn't actually Bapho-chan's husband, trying to find a nice young man for his daughter.

>> No.23990326

What do you do to make your waifu blush?
What does she do to get the same reaction out of you?

>> No.23990341

That's why I'd show her what good followed her actions from when she sealed herself and how her people flourished just because it's no longer the same doesn't mean they are truly gone though it might be a good idea to avoid a take out restaurant of her culture due to just how inaccurate it would be even if she is the theme of the restaurant

>> No.23990350
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I call her a "good girl" or scratch her ears, she calls me "good boy"

>> No.23990354

I wonder how many poems are of her wanting a cute boyfriend but due to the age have been twisted into great epics of heroism

>> No.23990357

If that were true, he would have just skipped writing the encyclopedia and went straight into doing the Sabbath book.

>> No.23990367

All of them, helped by the fact that they are very Chuuni.

>> No.23990386

>avoid a take out restaurant of her culture due to just how inaccurate it would be even if she is the theme of the restaurant
hey the food might not be accurate but still tasty and the waitress dressed as her would be make her blush I bet some customers would even think she works there

>> No.23990392

>What do you do to make your waifu blush?
Call her "Mama"
>What does she do to get the same reaction out of you?
Call me her "sweet, precious boy"

>> No.23990423

How would various species of monster girls react to a guy coming up to them and just bluntly asking if he can jam his tongue in their butthole?

>> No.23990424

I force her to wear clothes, or point out how much she loves me. She looks at me with that devilish grin, or starts targeting my fetishes.
>she calls me "good boy"
Oh, that's a good one too. It would be high praise coming from my waifu, however. "Little worm" or "little insect" are more common. Perhaps she intends on making me bark like a dog?

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I question the effectiveness of the maids I've hired.

>> No.23990461

Well the older elf looks diligent.

>> No.23990474
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Shoulda gone with Gazer

>> No.23990479

>I force her to wear clothes
While you get naked? Assuming you're a gazerfag, gather some of her goo beforehand and apply it for the full effect.

>> No.23990483

Oh, what could a beautiful girl like her see in someone like me?

>> No.23990494

>While you get naked?
No. We are heading out on the town so everyone can see what a cute couple we are.
>Assuming you're a gazerfag

>> No.23990496

But her idea of cleaning is using disintegration on dirt and stains, and it ends up turning whatever she hits to dust.

>> No.23990522

Well it's a good thing her keen eyesight results in high accuracy

>> No.23990609

Like that episode of Dexter's Lab?

>> No.23990613
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Hellhounds are for _______

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>> No.23990642
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What if I get a big mino a cutesy ribbon to tie around her horn?

>> No.23990653

I hope Anon gets paired up with a loose cannon Hellhound officer on his first day joining the MGCPD.

>> No.23990670

taming into obedient puppers.

>> No.23990685

avoiding in favor of better monsters

>> No.23990692

The best thing you can teach a Jubjub is the pleasure of facesitting.

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>> No.23990704

Too cute

>> No.23990706
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Gentle femdom!

>> No.23990749

makes me think, what is everyones mg's favorite loyalist chapter

>> No.23990757

>marry a Minotaur who’s a professional boxer
>every time she goes into the ring she wears the bow tie you wore at your wedding on her horn for good luck

>> No.23990793

At least it's not your boxers

>> No.23990805

She sniffs your boxers before every match.

>> No.23990806

i'd rather wear her boxers, on my face

>> No.23990823

I'm sure monsters are stronger when they're horny, so it makes sense.

>> No.23990863
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Fug I bet Canid girls would love sniffing your dirty laundry
Imagine coming home to like your kobold wife or whatever and she's huffing at your dirty boxers, so you bully her by huffing her tail.

>> No.23990873

>ywn eat a minotaurs used spats

>> No.23990894

I'd rather go straight to the source.

>> No.23990904

>USDA Prime

>> No.23990944

getting away with rape

>> No.23990949

That's a good cow.

And unrelated but...
>No strongfat neighbor mino to invite me over for some steaks she's grilling.

>> No.23990972

>tfw you will never keep catching your dopey large breed kobold huffing your scent off various clothing and furniture, making her feel embarrassed
Gonna snuggle that silly little pup and let her sniff me as long as she wants

>> No.23990993

Hopefully she usesclean burning propane

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I thought you guys were my friends or at least something close to it...

>> No.23991014

Of course.
She wants me to taste the meat, not the heat.
And she really wants to taste my 'meat'

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>> No.23991027

>tfw your mino neighbor ties you to the table and slathers you in steak sauce before licking it all off your bare body (and the other mg neighbors watch)

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>> No.23991065

>A kobold waifu will be embarrassed if caught
>A hellhound waifu will stare you right in the eyes before going for the source

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>> No.23991090

>When you can see the mofu of a neighbor kitsune poking above her fence as she watches you

>> No.23991093

>slut dogs

>> No.23991109

The mc of pretentiousness the anime

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we did get a good vamp out of it

>> No.23991163
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You were 300 an hour less talky more fucky.

>> No.23991193

cute gril

>> No.23991199
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One of the best. Blonde vamps are great.

>> No.23991228

>3 way with kiss shot and seras

>> No.23991235

>alarm clock rings
>big, strongfat monster sleepily turns it off, then rolls out of bed
>anon is still stuck in his anon-shaped dent in the mattress, finally able to get his first breath of fresh air in the morning
Would you let a big monster sleep on top of you? I certainly would.

>> No.23991242

The surewhile pary to wealth and prosperity is machiavellian cunning and ruthlessness.

>> No.23991245

Licking the sweat off a Hellhound's abs. You know you want to do it. Don't even hide it.

>> No.23991261

But I don't like hellhounds.

>> No.23991267

Yes, big or small.
Although considering my tastes I'd probably be sandwiched between two of them.

>> No.23991299

i would but thats true of minos ogres and oni as well (not a complete list)

>> No.23991300

I'd stay under her as long as possible.

>> No.23991310

Sandwiched between two big girls? You're gonna need a reinforced bed for that.
>they both have their arms wrapped around each other as they sleep, trapping you between them
>your head is enveloped by their heaving chests, and the pleasant scents of their bodies lull you to sleep

>> No.23991311

>The mc of pretentiousness the anime
But that's Shinji

>> No.23991316

I consider Hellhounds incredibly overrated. I'd rather a vanilla wolfu.

>> No.23991324

I'd rather lick the sweat off of her ass

>> No.23991335

That would be fun but very dangerous.

>> No.23991350

And that's why I'd shell out for top quality dwarven bedding.
Big but soft girls are what I need.

>> No.23991361

imagine the love bites, so many loves bites

>> No.23991367

>the pleasant scents of their bodies lull you to sleep
The scientists who make those monster fusions should find a way to make a big buff monster with Dormouse's sleepy comfiness.

>> No.23991382
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look at all this good taste

>> No.23991383

That's what I imagine hibernating grizzlies are like. They just want to cuddle up to their husband and pass out.

>> No.23991419

a really big weresheep

>> No.23991425

Clearly the bed should be a Shoggoth. Who is also sleeping on top of you.

>> No.23991436

Damn it, I bet daily life with a couple of big, soft girls would be comfy as hell. So many situations where your bodies could press or rub against each other. Just that feeling of meaty softness would be heavenly.

>> No.23991454

Deviant 'nuki gives free financial advice and pays her husband to do findom.

>> No.23991456

There are some species I just can't imagine as being bigger than the average human, and shogs are one of them.

>> No.23991457
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>So many situations where your bodies could press or rub against each other.
i NEED this with some big soft cows

>> No.23991472

neon green pyrokinesis
red jump suit
black fingernails
finger-less gloves
blonde 50s mom haircut
sexy hairband

>> No.23991473

That it would be.
Definitely feeling some minos, ogres, orcs, or even dragons with that shape.

Thick but strong.

>> No.23991474

I like my shogs about a head taller than myself.

>> No.23991475

Shinji is a fruit

>> No.23991476

I-is that like "financial domination." Is that the thing where you slap her with wads of cash?

>> No.23991483

That's my understanding of it

>> No.23991493

No it's when a Finnish girl dominates you

>> No.23991502

>wop your wad on the counter
>she tries to stay smug, but she's heart-pupilling like crazy
This is how you MERE the nuki

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>> No.23991518

I thought it was foot fetishism for submissive husbands of mermaids.

>> No.23991519

>Grizzly with a thick Finnish accent and an ES can in her hand riding you

>> No.23991545

>holst and mino duo
>one is ara ara, the other is tomboy
>both are absolute sluts for skinship
>can't go more than a few hours without feeling your skin on their's
>especially when it's milking time
Dear god, this is almost too hot to handle.

>> No.23991579

>>holst and mino duo
>>one is ara ara, the other is tomboy
The expected combination is good, but consider ara ara Mino and tomboy Holst duo.

>> No.23991591

Always a welcome edition.

>> No.23991626

>also likes to beat you with birch branches, threaten you with her puukko, and slathering you in cloudberry jam before sex

>> No.23991627

Kind of hard to picture. The usual is just too ingrained in my brain.

>> No.23991636

have sex with your 49-year old milf of a black harpy!

>> No.23991653

Only if her body has gotten so milfy, it's actually difficult for her to fly.

>> No.23991698

I don't care much for 40k beyond orks

>> No.23991720

REALLY milfy black harpy!

>> No.23991821
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Oh really?

>> No.23991914

Ara Ara Mino
>gentle and mature
>her height makes her appear more motherly
>not ashamed of her muscles and strength, moves much more graciously that you'd expect
>usually wears a pretty dress that accentuates her figure
>enjoys doting on you
Tomboy Holst
>definitely not girly way of talking
>usually pretty chill, but occasionally gets a tiny bit tsundere
>has her hair in a ponytail
>prefers wearing what's comfy
>gets irritated if someone brings up her large chest size
>doesn't want to admit she loves being milked by you
>milking is when she usually gets tsundere

>> No.23991921
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Rub the shark.

>> No.23991942

Good sharks get belly rubs.

>> No.23991961

Cows are love.
Cows are life.

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>> No.23992001
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>Tags: Angry Sex

>> No.23992020

>tfw no Witchblade cursed sword gf

>> No.23992032

>tfw no witchblade cursed sword sparring buddy

>> No.23992048

I can't help but picture that ara ara mino in tight mom jeans and a frilly pink apron that just barely covers her breasts. I need them both in my life right now.

>> No.23992055
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Coolest butler.

>> No.23992074
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>> No.23992095

Cute and busty wight wife.

>> No.23992121

Those demure bedroom eyes complement her tremendous rack.

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Cute undead cow wives.

>> No.23992134

Lich-san has been experimenting with holst DNA again.

And remember, you can't spell cow wives without Co-Wives

>> No.23992144

Someday I'll get a wife commission. Someday...

>> No.23992147

That outfit is designed to be pulled down easily.

>> No.23992149
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Don't worry, static charges just wanna find ground, just pet her! It's totally fine I promise. It's not gonna hurt!

>> No.23992235

What’s your favorite part about Tanukis?

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Damn elves, tricking me into raping them to sustain their population.

>> No.23992294

Imagine the opening scene of MonMusu, but instead of staying in bed, the lanai sleepily makes her way to the bathroom with you still in her coils and getting dragged along whole half asleep.

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>> No.23992304

I thought that was where you play the RTGame to lose money

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>> No.23992437

Poor doppleganger-chan. She's a solid "Meh"-tier.

>> No.23992456

>be at bar with oni wife
>bump into another guy on the way back from the bathroom
>an ogre stands up so fast she knocks over her bar stool
>starts towards you with fire in her eyes
>your wife sees her coming and positions herself in front of you
>bar patrons scramble out of the joint like an old timey western saloon about to host a gun fight
>you and the other guy are already haggling with the barkeep over the ensuing damages
>this is the second time this month

>> No.23992518

>you win first place in the watermelon eating contest
>all the single mamono watching you are visibly flustered
>an amazon mutters something about imagination

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>> No.23992598

>an amazon mutters something about imagination
I bet every Amazon IMAGINE's their husbando

>> No.23992606

why can't people like doppelganger?

>> No.23992615

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to look out for loli moths, loli werebats, and loli owl mages exploring the night.
They're a curious lot and you may find them peeking in windows if you're up late enough.

>> No.23992619

It's tough to stand out as a nearly-human monster in a crowd of scaly/furry/spectral monsters. She doesn't have much to show.

This story about a doppel is pretty cute though:


>> No.23992621

Captain Murphy says they shouldn't be trusted

>> No.23992653

Gonna open my window and watch the Land Before Time with them.

>> No.23992663

>Tired Anon on a couch while a bunch of nocturnal lolis drink juice boxes and watch the movie with him.

>> No.23992673

I'll have to dig out the spare blankets when they inevitably fall asleep. I'm also not sure if they can all fit in my bed while I get the couch.

>> No.23992684

>Just turns into a cuddle pile on the couch/floor

>> No.23992698

>every Amazon IMAGINE's their husband
>there's always that one that secretly imagines her husband is the dom

>> No.23992735

Am I the only one who has trouble visualizing horse girls laying down or snuggling them? How does it work?

>> No.23992753
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Just do as I do and forget the horse half

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>> No.23992766

The classic.

>> No.23992772

Holy shit that first position is fucking genius. And getting that daki seems like a huge pain in the ass.

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>> No.23992817

>Roughly 70kg
>Imagine how fun it would be to woman handle his tiny body. I'd just walk around the hut looking for things to lay him out and fuck him on

>> No.23992827

>that one that secretly imagines her husband is the dom
That perv probably follows the old goats

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Oh boy another one!

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And what is she supposed to be?

>> No.23992848

Yes...these breasts just might be safe

>> No.23992854

The cover for a new MG anthology

However they've usually been pretty not great so I don't really care

>> No.23992861

A dragon or demon, seems like.

>> No.23992882

what's wrong with em?

>> No.23992889

Some of the girls are pretty great, if often pleb filters.

Also, the artists always make little profiles for the girls, including KC for the covers. He already gave us a lamia seductress, pure succ, and gyaru harpy

>> No.23992942

Isn’t it just two long pillows in an L shape?

>> No.23993023
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Tails aren't the only things that are soft on wolf and fox girls!

>> No.23993050

I don't like horse pussy, but I love every single one of these girls.

>> No.23993102
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Foxes are soft all over.

>> No.23993112

Except for their heart of stone

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Lies. Foxes haave warm hearts filled with love.

>> No.23993136

>healing a sad fox's jaded heart

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I want to fill a haughty high elf's womb with my filth lowborn semen and make her birth dozens of my half-breeds.

>> No.23993177

I need a monster to heal my jaded heart. I can't help anyone else.

>> No.23993183

What a maroon!

>> No.23993204

Lies and deceptions typical of foxes.

Truly, I don't blame them for robbing me of my innocence. Rather, I thank them for the gift of experience.

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>dumb anubis goes crossed eye over the cum

>> No.23993264

Honestly, I wouldn't even bother with elves. They are a fundamentally inferior race, even to humans.

They only way I wod ever dare touch one is if they begged me with tears in their eyes, not just for themselves but for their entire species. Then and only then might I consider donating my precious time and bodily fluids to spare their pathetic society.

>> No.23993277

Upon further reconsideration, I would love to help our school's gandhardva treasurer start a j-rock band.

>> No.23993300


Call it "Roc Over Japan"

>> No.23993317

how would monsters react to violent gore-y video games that have men getting slaughtered by monster girls for the amusement of the players?
unrated and banned from demon realm stores or America-style approval for distribution?

>> No.23993344

Seems like a lot of effort for something that wouldn't be purchased.

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I ascend in power and pretend that they don’t exist and silence everyone that is trying to prove me wrong after I deleted everything

>> No.23993420

Are you kidding? Mt ancient evil NEET wife would love games like that.

>> No.23993457

Video games maybe, but I can see a lot of horror movies about the unstated anxiety monstergirls cause would probably be popular initially. Stuff like Invasion of the Body Snatchers where it's a social thing but about being replaced by monsters.

>> No.23993483

Does Frosty have two wives now?

>> No.23993567

I know that feel.
I need monsters to derail this dystopian train away from corporatized clown world, preferably within this decade.

>> No.23993627

I dream that in MGE they were able to solve the male problem not by getting monster girls to give birth to sons, but by discovering infinite alternate universes full of lonely and unwanted men and just kidnap them.

>> No.23993780
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I'd watch a lot of stuff about exercising tails.

>> No.23993796

My big hellhound wife would constantly sleep on top of me. After all, there is nowhere safer than under her.

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>> No.23993817

>dragon wife has a thicc tail that could fell trees in one swing, but mainly uses it for tight cuddling

>> No.23993937
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>Gym teacher is making us team for mile runs
>Making people with good mile times team up with people with bad mile times
>Laugh as friend gets a p'orc
>Stop laughing when I get a jiangshi
>Gym ain't having it and says I gotta run with her or fail
>Forced to slowly speed walk next to her as she hops along like a frog with arthritis
>Hear about how zombies and other undead get faster and stronger with spirit energy
>Remember I haven't jerked off for over a week
>Drag her to a nearby bush
>"Hold hands" with her for a quick minute
>Thank god it was sunny outside and she was warm
>When we finish she's begins stretching like a smug cheshire as I'm forced to listen to every conceivable bone pop and crack
>It's like listening to a jinko go at it with one of those weird crackly cat toys
>Suddenly sprints off leaving me in the dust
>Struggle to keep up with her
>Surprisingly we're the first ones back
>Remember that the gym teacher is a cupid
>Remember that it's valentines day
>From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18 karat run off bad luck
>Truth is the game was rigged from the start
>Years later I ask my wife on our anniversary why she ran off all those years ago if we we're gonna fuck the rest of the day
>Says she just likes being able to move

>> No.23993981

Couldn't she just hop faster like a kangaroo?

>> No.23994008

I would have been happy getting a p'orc partner. I'd encourage that pudgy piggy all the way to the finish line, then drag her somewhere private for hot, sweaty piglet making.

>> No.23994057

But I don't want to be kidnapped. Can't monsters just slowly poz things from the shadows until even the glowies are compromised?

>> No.23994087
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I still can't believe she ate all of those pencils earlier today. P'Orcs are strange.

>> No.23994092

Why did she eat the pencils when you still had your lunch?

>> No.23994102

I mean, Anon didn't think she'd do it.

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>> No.23994152

>have a kunoichi trying to assassinate you for unknown reasons
>she keeps trying to do things the traditional way, through weapons and traps
>she so inept that everything she tries fails
>it never crosses her mind to use her incredibly voluptuous body that is exactly your type

>> No.23994185

Having a "femme fatale" mamono rival/arch-enemy is a pretty sexy scenario

>> No.23994221

>she goes for disguising as a concubine to try to get herself invited in
>gets turned down as she's "not his type"
>she gets a bit frustrated, causing her disguise briefly falter
>glimpsing at her true body, he changes his mind and invites her in

>> No.23994226

>"Ahh boy..."
>You pull at your shirt, exposing your neck.
>"It sure is hot today. It feels like my blood is boiling. Ah I sure am glad it's just me and you here paladin-chan, why, we're so far out of the way that even if I were to suddenly be attacked no one would hear a single thing. So I'm glad I've got you here to watch over me as I just take some of my armour off and cool down a bit. In fact, you look pretty pale there paladin-chan, and you're heaps cold. Lets hug and trade body temperature! Haha!"

>> No.23994249

Tragically she's too bakadere to realize how dummy thicc she is.

>> No.23994258
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How many innocent boys did she have to drain of their spirit energy to get thighs that thicc?

>> No.23994283

Too many to count, as expected of a lolihag.

>> No.23994289

How many times have you fapped in your life?

>> No.23994294

Day of the rape when?

>> No.23994324

>Draining the spirit energy from men is as normal to her as masturbating.
>What a monster this Fox is.

>> No.23994336

>run get called off because of reports of a wounded wild pig screaming in the bushes

>> No.23994343
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Fox control now!

>> No.23994360

How embarassing, all that shame brought upon the gang of H'Orc and P'Orc delinquents she hangs out with.

>> No.23994371

Forget them, she can make a new gang. Sure it'll take around 9 months between each recruitment but it''ll be worth it.

>> No.23994403

being cornered in the school gym showers by a group of delinquent h'orcs!

>> No.23994427

Can I be cornered by several lizardmen instead?

>> No.23994431

>using body oil to do a role reversal of a greased pig chase

>> No.23994432

Being simultaneously cornered by the Pigs, the Lizards and the Wolves at the same time.

>> No.23994447

>Anon becomes the reason there's a fight between the different gangs at school.

>> No.23994459
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>Oi! Anonyama! After I'm finished beating up these Lizards you wanna walk home together?

>> No.23994460

>county fair features big buff country mgs having to catch and wrestle greased up human boys

>> No.23994463


Sotek guides the lizards. Victory has been preordained

>> No.23994475

I would love that they would all fight one another just so they can do normal couple stuff with you like walking home together or going to a movie.
And when you go to a movie with their leader the others stand outside since they all know the other gangs will come and try to mess it up.
This is why Anon shouldn't accidentally seduce the leader of three different school gangs.

>> No.23994476
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Then we need more galz!

>> No.23994562

Dhampirs are really nice monsters with cute mini fangs

>> No.23994695

Oh I really like that.

>> No.23994699

I wanna go on adventure with a Dhampir and a lizardman that both have revenge plan on someone. And then I'm just there for the hell of it.

>> No.23994741
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>mini fangs
fanglets when will they learn

>> No.23994749

Would complementing your "perfectly normal human" childhood friend's cool fanglike-canine teeth cause her to blush in embarrassment or pride?

>> No.23994870

Why are orcs and gobbos not green

>> No.23994895
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Anon-chan, I saw your shopping bag. What is that you bought? Deodorant? You say you need it? Oh, that simply won't doooooo~
I need your sweat straight from the tap, and no disgusting scented manufactured butter stick is getting in my way!

>> No.23995055

It's a Conspiracy!
And I can prove that the tanukis are behind it all!

>> No.23995129

>Upstanding Order paladin captain
>Is fucking a smug ancient fox on the side

>> No.23995160

>his battalion sees him whisked away in a ball of mofu at the start of every battle
>he appears in camp at nightfall empty and drained of energy, his armor shredded and with claw marks over his back, his eyes empty
>little do they know, the ancient fox's naked, drooling body is hidden in some bushes nearby

>> No.23995174

I was imagining something a bit more covert, but that is hot too

>> No.23995177

Three P'Orcs and a Werewolf

>> No.23995188
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Duff's Huff and Puff (formerly a different joke)

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>> No.23995235

This could work like this:
He is against monsters fucking up (literally) humanity's way of life, but deep down is not against the monsters themselves. So he secretly mingles with a high ranking fox who he values for sharing his view (or so he believes), while she is doing the long con and tries to slowly sway him to the other side.
Since he is not a typical weak willed male you can break with a good fuck or two, she needs to carefully plan every step of her plan, or else he might realize what's going on and turn into the usual order radical.

>> No.23995237

Rad Wolf.

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>> No.23995260

I like that. Also she would provide him information and help out against bad human elements within the order. Like corrupt(not mamono corrupt) officals and outright evil people in power ect

>> No.23995261

I hope they are all ready for the woodsmen to plant some trees deep!

>> No.23995265

What if Werewolf and anon boyfriend decide to reenact Little Red Riding Hood?

>> No.23995444

>3 little shotas is trying to protect themselves from the big bad wolfgirl

>> No.23995455

Not by the hairs near my clitty clit clit!

>> No.23995513
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Buy you a drink, sailor?

>> No.23995517
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Why is there so little love for white horns? Is horse pussy enough to ruin perfection?

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>> No.23995537

But it's reindeer pussy.

>> No.23995580