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Future Japan Expert (seen 518+ Japans, last: 花 - 7.3/10) Tue Mar 18 05:51:36 2008 No.239601 [Reply] [Original]

Guess what, /jp/ assholes. I'm living your dream.

Over the summer I'm spending three weeks in Japan with my little sister and her American friend at the house of a Japanese exchange student she knows. The Japanese girl's father is the CEO of a nice-sized business, and they have a guest house adjacent to their main house which is where I'll be staying. Just a few minutes outside of Kyoto.

The seventeen-year-old Japanese girl has been messaging me like crazy on MySpace and wants to get togther to have sushi before we go.

Three weeks. In Japan. Free room and board. I'll be spending time with an American and Japanese loli in a country where the age of consent is twelve. Kill yourself.

Pic very related.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:52:36 2008 No.239607 File: 18 KB, 320x375, 1205819556468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>239601 >CEO

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:53:05 2008 No.239608 I'm pretty sure I know that girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:53:32 2008 No.239611 >MySpace

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:54:29 2008 No.239616 Translation: I lost my job so I'll be jerking it to jap CP till unemployment makes me take another one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:54:41 2008 No.239618 Keep trying. I did that years ago when I was still in high school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:54:45 2008 No.239620 FUCKING LIES Enjoy your roneriness

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:55:01 2008 No.239623 The age of consent in Japan is not 12. Enjoy your jail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:55:54 2008 No.239629 2/10

>>	Future Japan Expert Tue Mar 18 05:56:02 2008 No.239633 File: 46 KB, 250x239, 1205819762656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>239620 No lies. Don't hate me because you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:56:41 2008 No.239638 Enjoy getting raped in the ass by a CEO of a nice-sized business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 05:58:01 2008 No.239648 File: 21 KB, 300x256, 1205819881423.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>239601

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:00:08 2008 No.239666 Enjoy getting stung by the sparrow-bees: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:01:09 2008 No.239673 Enjoy not knowing when you are being made fun of.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:02:00 2008 No.239688 3 weeks is nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:03:17 2008 No.239690 >>239673 I think "all the time" would be a safe bet, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:04:00 2008 No.239693 3 weeks? I've been there about a year and I'm still there now, I'm working as a english teacher for some high school in Hokkaido

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:06:43 2008 No.239717 花- lol enjoy your flowers faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:07:26 2008 No.239722 Copypasta troll #103 in the last 24 hours.

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:08:22 2008 No.239731

>with my little sister and her American friend
>an American and Japanese loli

So the other one is a guy or are you a faggot jap hikki? Also 17 is not a loli. And 16 is the age of consent here.

Also I already have a loli sister with a school uniform and side ponytail.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:08:32 2008 No.239732 >>239717 To be fair, that is a fairly common girl's name.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:10:17 2008 No.239740 HAHA OH WOW. ENJOY YOUR PIG DISGUSTING 3D

>>	Bored_Rice !3GqYIJ3Obs Tue Mar 18 06:10:31 2008 No.239743 lol if I you in Tokyo in July or August I'm gonna call you a faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:11:57 2008 No.239747 >>239743 lol why would you want to go to japan in july? shit is hot as hell then e

>>	Anonymous in japan Tue Mar 18 06:14:15 2008 No.239760 >>239601 hi, japan isn't all that great. especially when you're with children. also, the only place you'd want to visit is osaka, everywhere else is just like any other country.

>>	Bored_Rice !3GqYIJ3Obs Tue Mar 18 06:21:43 2008 No.239786 >>239747 visit friends and family.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:26:15 2008 No.239808 >>239601 >seen 518+ Japans learn2english

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:30:51 2008 No.239839 >>239808 just get out. there is no need for an explanation, just go.

>>	Future Japan Expert (seen 518+ Japans, last: 花 - 7.3/10) Tue Mar 18 06:43:05 2008 No.239879 File: 140 KB, 640x480, 1205822585335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you guys are jelous lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:47:52 2008 No.239891 >>239879 :3

>>	Hiroyuki !w6Optpc/jk Tue Mar 18 06:48:35 2008 No.239894 File: 22 KB, 263x219, 1205822915140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enjoy your stay

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:55:47 2008 No.239911 File: 36 KB, 333x600, 1205823347773.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine a Japanese version of Deliverance. Now imagine it happening to you. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:59:32 2008 No.239921 >>239879 is that girl wearing a hearing aid? Also underaged b&

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 06:59:53 2008 No.239922 >>239879 Is that a hearing aid? LOL

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 07:01:32 2008 No.239931 >>239922 >>239921 Fags of course thats not a hearing aid. She obviously apart of the Japanese Secret Service: Loli-Mecha Devision.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 07:02:35 2008 No.239935 >>239911 豚のように歓声を上げる！

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 07:03:12 2008 No.239937 >>239911 Am I raped by dickgirls? I wouldn't mind if it were dickgirls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 07:03:35 2008 No.239940 >>239931 I watched that. Season 1 was best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 07:08:17 2008 No.239947 >>239937 NO! You are raped by fat hairy Sumo out in the wilds of Glorious Nippon! They tell you to squeal like a whale.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 07:28:42 2008 No.240009 >>239911 How amazing would an animated version of that be?

>>	Future Japan Expert (seen 518+ Japans, last: 花 - 7.3/10) Tue Mar 18 15:15:25 2008 No.241432 File: 91 KB, 800x597, 1205853325819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i think you guys are missing the point...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 15:18:15 2008 No.241457 >>241432 MOOT HOW COULD YOU? I TRUSTED YOU!

>>	僕Ⅱ !BOKUfQ/bHY Tue Mar 18 15:19:56 2008 No.241472 File: 271 KB, 1024x640, 1205853596781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>241457 There was no fred-chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 15:21:27 2008 No.241483 >>241432 I wish to see the little pixels. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 15:26:25 2008 No.241524 >>241472 SCIENCE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 15:38:14 2008 No.241615 >>241472 Look out! Lurking cockmongler! I lol'd hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 15:39:22 2008 No.241620 I lived there for a year about a year ago and now I am returning this fall... FOREVER. So shove your 3 week fluff up your ass OP. lol

>>	僕Ⅱ !BOKUfQ/bHY Tue Mar 18 15:43:15 2008 No.241655 File: 341 KB, 879x633, 1205854995821.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>241524 I wonder what the child will look like.

Anonymous Tue Mar 18 18:26:06 2008 No.242693

>>239601
OP I look like a model and I will live in central Kyoto for a year, starting next month. I am of legal drinking age so I will fuck so much my penis will hurt. I wont fuck lolis though cuz they arent of legal drinking age obviously so you beat me there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 18:33:28 2008 No.242725 >>241620 I fucking hate you. >FOEBA~! Have Kyon's voice in my head now...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 18:42:29 2008 No.242769 >>241655 fap fap fap

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 18:43:18 2008 No.242774 Why must you turn this board into a HOUSE OF LIES?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 18:46:32 2008 No.242787 The age of consent is 13 if your Japanese, 20 if your a foreigner. noob

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Tue Mar 18 18:49:13 2008 No.242797 >>242787 rage.jpg Damn racist elevens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 21:41:11 2008 No.244303 File: 285 KB, 400x225, 1205876471362.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>241432 i rage every time i see this

>>	僕Ⅱ !BOKUfQ/bHY Tue Mar 18 21:48:19 2008 No.244349 File: 339 KB, 1280x960, 1205876899025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>241655 Oh wait we already know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 21:52:34 2008 No.244378 >>244349 OH GAWD

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 18 21:57:35 2008 No.244414 >>244349 cannot be unseen

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