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2394224 No.2394224 [Reply] [Original]

Suddenly, you've become a millionaire. You never need to work another day in your life.

You've decided to fill your days by writing visual novels. The most awesome visual novels mankind will ever know.

List the cliches and tropes you will avoid at all costs.

Examples:
- Non-blood related sisters
- Normal highschool kid gets involved with magic (or mythical people/creatures)
- Tsunderes
- Yanderes

>> No.2394230

That's my first name, you scared me for a second. The last thing I want is for people to know I browse /jp/.

>> No.2394229

a girl with no personality who is really from an agency from outer space sent to oversee the phenomenon known as "God" in a high school.

>> No.2394231

writing? if I had that kind of cabbage I would be playing them all day

>> No.2394234

Why don't you ask what cliches/tropes you'd include, instead?

>> No.2394237

-Little girls taking it easy and drinking tea
-Little girls flying around looking for trouble and playing prank
-Tentacle monsters running around targetting little girls.

>> No.2394239

But you can't buy talent.

>> No.2394240

How about buying a 10 year old ukranian slave?

>> No.2394241

I think you got the order wrong. You write the most awesome visual novels mankind will ever now and then become a millionaire.

>> No.2394243

>You never need to work a day in your life.

fix'd.

>> No.2394245

>>2394239

But you could hire ghostwriters... but that would defeat the purpose, wouldn't it?

>> No.2394248

Arbitrary penalties for perfectly reasonable decisions.

>> No.2394251

>>2394240

Already have one.

>> No.2394253

Dude hits a girl with his truck, SHE HAS 12 SISTERS WHO ALL NEED TO FILL THE VOID THEIR DEAD SISTER HAS LEFT.

The game starts at her funeral. It has a special necrophilia route if you manage to make all the girls commit suicide.

>> No.2394254
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2394254

>>2394248

>> No.2394256

>>2394253

I like it!

>> No.2394269

>>2394253
The ghost of the dead sister masturbates while you're fucking her corpse.

>> No.2394278

>>2394269

I like it a bit more now

>> No.2394284

>>2394278
She's crying while she masturbates.

>> No.2394289

>>2394284

Tears of blood.

>> No.2394299

>>2394289
Ghost don't bleed, stop destroying my masterpiece.

>> No.2394308

You play as bored Komachi on vacation. She has a p0n0s and fucks the brains out of everyone, male or female, living or dead.

>> No.2394311

>>2394254
Don't look at me like that. It's not my fault, you know.
I mean there I was thinking I was playing it smart and then BAM! I'm on a scenic tour through a shark's digestive track. A goddamn shark, what are the odds?

Ah, but I guess that's life for you.

>> No.2394318

>>2394308

How is that different from her workday? She's in a bikini?

>> No.2394336

So this dude is stalking some girl and he meets this girl who is stalking some dude who is dating some girl.

They end up killing the some girl and some dude and then confiding in each other and then sex.

Throw in some girls twin sister and a teacher who looks like an 8 year old who acts like your conscience in game.

Oh and your imaginary bro with a fro, who tell you you're a failure if you pick "good" decisions.

>> No.2394392

>>2394336

>a teacher who looks like an 8 year old who acts like your conscience in game.

This concept. In every game.

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