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2390129 No.2390129 [Reply] [Original]

Your waifu is a bedwetter.

What do you do?

>> No.2390130

Make her sleep on the floor

>> No.2390133

miles is my waifu?

Commit suicide.

>> No.2390135

give her to miles

>> No.2390140

>>2390133
Remilia Scarlet wets the bed too and she's an actual lesbian.

>> No.2390138

>>2390133
>>2390135
milesmind

>> No.2390145

Comfort her and change her diaper.

>> No.2390148

I tell her that it's a more common problem among adults than she may think and there's nothing to be embarrassed about, and then take her to a doctor and try to figure out what might be causing the problem.

>> No.2390149

make her sleep in the bathtub

>> No.2390150

Kill her.

>> No.2390153

Fap.

>> No.2390151

>>2390140
Remilia Scarlet is a man.

>> No.2390159

shoop da whoop

>> No.2390158

>>2390148
/thread.

>> No.2390154

>>2390151
HOLY PENIS WHAT A SCOOP

>> No.2390163

I tell her that's it's not that uncommon at her age and she'll grow out of it as she gets older.

>> No.2390170

meow

>> No.2390171

>>2390163
I like this post.

>> No.2390182

I tell her that's it's not that uncommon at her age and she'll grow out of it as she gets older.

But if she's still doing it when she turns 17, I think there's a more serious problem!

>> No.2390194

sleep with my head in her crotch, of course.

>> No.2390215

Enjoy diapering her each and every night and morning~

>> No.2390236

>>2390215
ditto

>> No.2390240

As cute as having such a a wife sounds, waking up lying in someone else's piss isn't. I would take her to the doctor to see what the problem is. If she is required to wear diapers then I would ask her to make sure that I am not made aware of her disgusting nature any more than I have to be. If she ever wets the bed again without diapers I would beat her.

>> No.2390245

>>2390240
But what if she was a masochist who intentionally wet the bed just so she can get some nice hard beatings?

>> No.2390246

>>2390240
I was with you up until you stopped loving your waifu. You bastard.

>> No.2390249

Practice sleep-danmaku-dodging.

Spell Card: Golden Shower.

>> No.2390254

>>2390246
Loving someone and punishing them for pissing all over you (when they could easily remedy the situation) don't have to be mutually exclusive.

>>2390245
I would probably kick her out. I'd rather not be pissed on every night.

>> No.2390258

My wife is a bedwetter

Clean up the mess and try to help her deal with the problem is what I do. Haven't found a way to get her to wake up during the night though. When she falls asleep, she's a pain in the ass to wake up usually.

>> No.2390261

>>2390258
While helping her deal with her problem is admirable, she should be cleaning up her mess herself.

>> No.2390264

>>2390261
And I might make her do it if she wasn't pregnant. However, it would still be nice to have it done before noonish when she would wake up on her own.

>> No.2390270

>Psychological issues (e.g., death in the family, sexual abuse, extreme bullying) are established as a cause of secondary nocturnal enuresis (a return to bedwetting)
>sexual abuse

Well looks like it was my fault so I'll clean up the mess. I should buy more bedsheets and stainless steel chains.

>> No.2390273

>>2390129
>You're waifu is a bedwetter

fix'd

>> No.2390278

>>2390140
But I spent two nights with her, the bed was completely dry when I woke up. She was already up, boiling water for tea.

>> No.2390281

What a horrible thread.

>> No.2390286

>>2390278
She wears good diapers then.

>> No.2390292

>>2390278
Does your body happen to have sponge-like qualities?

>> No.2390294

What a horrible thread.>>2390240
So you'd hate her for something she has no control over?
Are you serious?

>> No.2390299

>>2390286
She was completely naked when she fell asleep.
>>2390292
No.

>> No.2390307

>>2390299
moe~

>> No.2390321

>>2390294
Can you not read?
>I would take her to the doctor to see what the problem is
>If she is required to wear diapers
>If she ever wets the bed again without diapers I would beat her.
>without diapers

No, I would not hate her. But I would have a serious problem with her not dealing with her problem at my expense. OH HEY SORRY I FORGOT TO WEAR MY DIAPERS, HAVE FUN CLEANING UP MY PISS. I'd rather make her realize that's not acceptable.

>> No.2390322

>>2390307
It's not moe, it's embarrassing..

>> No.2390329

>>2390321
I guess, but the way you came off you sounded like you're horribly disgusted and then very angry.
I can understand being disgusted, but there is no need to get angry and beat her...

>> No.2390331

>>2390322
That's what makes it moe.

>> No.2390345

>>2390329
I suppose I shouldn't have been so adamant about the beating part. It would really have to depend on how angry I was. It's not something I would want to do, but you never know. It wouldn't happen, though, until after she found a way to prevent it. Before that I would have no right to do anything since, as you said, it's not her fault.

>> No.2390354

>>2390345
Sorry then.
It just reminds me that some people would actually hate their spouse if the other got the problem.
It scares me to think how shallow people can be, epically when it comes to problems they have no control over.

>> No.2390397

>2390354

People feel the emotion first and then construct the chain of logic in their head to justify it, and empathy/sympathy for other people is a very rare trait these days.

>> No.2390404

/jp/ - Bedwetting/General

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