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people who suffer from uncontrollable flatulence (IBS)?

I just woke up after a 30 minute struggle to get out of my bed. The haze of farts produced during sleep made the room really hot, and me extremely dizzy. Do Japanese think IBS is sexy?

My stomachs is also bloated, making me look like I'm pregnant. Do Japanese girls find bloated stomachs sexy?

>> No.2389332
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>> No.2389336

not this fag again

>> No.2389337

Yes.

>> No.2389339

Sorry, farting anon, you just have to be realistic, no one will really accept that part of you.

>> No.2389342

>>2389339
What am I supposed to do then!? WHAT?!?!

>> No.2389354

>>2389342
stick a cork in your ass.

>> No.2389357

>>2389342
Be alone. That is the easiest and most probable way things will work out.

Try to want to be alone though; that will make it a lot more easy to accept.

>> No.2389366

Kill yourself.

>> No.2389380

Go vegetarian.

>> No.2389391

>>2389380
That'll cause louder more excessive gas.

>> No.2389400

oh, noooo

>> No.2389408

>MOST PROLONGED FART Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

Go for a new record.

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