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[Anonymous No.]

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

Which one of you was it?

[Anonymous No.]

Fascinating

[Anonymous No.]

...but we're all virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

Twas me.

[Anonymous No.]

you want /a/

[Anonymous No.]

Oh wow I'm not the only one who goes there?

[Anonymous No.]

That's pretty common, inform us when he shouts his mother's name.

[Anonymous No.]

WUT

[Anonymous No.]

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sage-mind

[Anonymous No.]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "Yes, Brittany?" U tell ur girl n she say "my name is not Brittany". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2383091
Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight." FML

good enough for you?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

I told you already that I love my sister more than you.

This relationship is over. Rude sage.

[Anonymous No.]

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML


When I'm looking at the comments, no one asumes that she used HIS toothbrush on purpose.
I'm reading too much incest stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>Which one of you was it?
What are we suppose to respond again?

[/b/ !!wk0WhOUnilU No.]

This thread makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2383149
They're quoting stuff from Fuck My Life (FML).