Monster girl thread

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>>23826238
That's a terrible idea. Undead never use coffins to sleep in. And they're also not really about having sex. And who has ever heard of having sex in bed? It's like you've compiled all these things no one cares about and asked if it would make you money. Idiot.

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>>23826300
and besides undead would already have the coffin they are buried in

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>>23826323
Exactly, why would they want a brand new two person sized coffin?

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>>23826282
>My wife is supposed to be working, but she keeps getting distracted while I carry her!

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What guild does your waifu belong to?

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>>23826357
Wankanda.

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If you hug your rapist before she rapes you that stops her from raping you because that would force her to break the hug

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>>23826405
Hahaha, good one!

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>>23826386
>shitty /monster/ memes
Keep them there

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>>23826459
I'm gonna hug her from behind so she cant hug me back

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Men exist so dragons can dickthrone them.

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why do we like getting raped so much?

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>>23826519
We're a bunch of trashy whores.

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>>23826519
I'm a slut

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>>23826519
Emotional isolation and starved for any kind of affection

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>>23826519
I very much prefer the other way around if anything.

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>>23826463
They make good memes, they just barely have anyone on board anymore.

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Almost done with my anubutt smut. Just gotta proofread things.

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>>23826519
It's because rape is more like proactive female sex in MGE's setting. It's less the traumatic, emotional disaster that actual physical abuse would have and more along the lines of the lady taking the lead.

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>>23826519
Because like what >>23826533 and >>23826552 said, I’d be a camwhore in no time if the portals opened. Playing games without a shirt on, doing chores and making food, all to show what a good husband I could be for the right girl.

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>>23826711
Based.

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>>23826506
There’s a corollary of this theory for Anubises.

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>>23826621
Shortstacks and lolis trying to look intimidating while standing on a ladder is too cute, I’d headpat them so much for looking so cute!

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>>23826738
I have a weird dream of being a MG twitch camwhore. In the dream I eventually get doxed somehow and raped by my waifu on stream after accidentally having my dick show up on stream.

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>>23826519
Because being tied up and used for the pleasure of our monster wives is hot.

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>>23826519
I am a little bitch beta slut that was made to be a hellhound's cumpump.

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I want to hug one of every type of elf

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>what are you going to do? bite me?

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>>23826923
>angry gagged grape snek noises

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>>23826923
Threaten her with water balloons.

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>>23826943
She's an apophis not a hinezumi

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>>23826553
Add crippling fear of rejection.

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>>23827010
It'd probably only be effective against that Sphinx. Doing that on an Anubis would get you cursed and she'll tickle you until you can't stand

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>>23826923
>"lady the weather's beautiful outside, come, I'll show you on a date...'

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>>23827010
Works just as well.

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>>23826738
>>23826766
It would be a race between Gremlins hacking your account and Tanukis bribing Twitch

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>>23827055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGXbPRoQa8
>Apophis vs. Dark Slime that keeps lamia shape

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>>23826282

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Apophis can take the throne, she can take the land, and she can take the supply of water, but she can never take my virginity!

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>>23826357
Just imagine what Simic waifu can do.

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>>23827118
Thats alotta tail

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>>23826357
She's definitely an Izzet type.

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water is literally the best thing ever Undines are truly the best

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>>23827178
The more fluff, the better.

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I been wondering why my pb&j sandwiches been tasting funny recently but my wife just giggles when I ask her

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>>23827228
But what is it hiding?

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The only way to beat a hellhound is to look directly at her eyes and say "I love you".

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>>23827258
Something must have happened with the peanut butter.

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Ice girls are cool

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>>23827118

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>>23827327
Go on full offensive and French kiss her.

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Alright! I finished my bossy anubis smut. I may not be proud of it, but at least my dick is.

It's got maledom and bondage, so be warned!
https://pastebin.com/zasbyRKZ

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Look at this snake! werent her eyes yellow? but red honestly suits much better

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>>23827118
Little sister or daughter?

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Instead of a lemonade stand set up a headpatting stand

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>>23827466
i don't into boat foxes but i won't be surprised if the little one is a "mini-me" alter of the big one

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>>23827389
Fun read, both for the two coming to understand each other and the smut.
>His mistress even had a chest that was cold on the inside, an impressive luxury for Desert Kingdom inhabitants.
Got an unexpected chuckle from me too

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>>23827389
n i c e.
Very good stuff anon.

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>>23827443
Those are some fat foxes.

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>>23827389
good stuff. some parts felt rushed but not in a bad way

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>>23827524
They're scary, I do my best to keep away cause any prolonged exposure and I'd become a highly dependent mofu-addict
male:mindbreak is the least of it

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http://imgbox.com/g/npjJaSOkVT
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 136. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: http://imgbox.com/hG5kGJw0

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

It would've been 137 new images, but I lost one. If anyone has LN's latest cursed sword image from a few threads back, please post it.

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>>23827565
Found it.

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>>23827565
Uh oh

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>>23827629
Such great meidos!

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>>23827565
>nav dark mage
>barb's lich
Some real good stuff this week

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>>23826774
Scary elven assassins

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>>23827466
Clone created by unethical jewcat experiments.

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>>23826386
I wanna be featured on HOUNDED

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>>23826357
>Join Clan Boros.
>Find yourself fighting alongside not just other Humans, but big beefy Minotaurs, Angels, Goblins, Griffins and Elementals.

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>>23826357
>Join Clan Boros.
>Find yourself fighting alongside not just other Humans, but big beefy Minotaurs, Angels, Goblins, Griffins and Elementals.

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>>23827784
boros angels are good, but Orzhov angels are better

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>>23827796
i'll repeat myself: Orzhov has better angels, and why would you want anything else?

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>>23826923
Hooboy, she's giving the 'Foolish Mortal!' chuuni speech.

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>>23826323
>>23826330
I wonder if the Undead would hire dancing pallbearers to carry them around in their own coffin, just to see what it's like from the other side.

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>>23826323
Some Undead travel with them, they're good as a portable bed, or even item storage.

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How to acquire grape snek?

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>>23827912
I want to be the lone pious prieat of a convent where half the nuns have been scretly corrupted into demons and the other are angels. Both sides hungry for my pious man cock.

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>>23826519
I'm a male prostitute, and some of the girls are into that so I have to pretend.

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>>23827840
I'm not sure I should trust her wares

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>>23827935
didnt mean to you that post.

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>>23827948
but her prices are to die for

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>>23827912
Acquire pharaoh first, gets you a marry 1 get 1 free deal

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>>23827965
but my pharaoh keeps beating her rival

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>>23827965
I don't want the pharaoh as wife. I mean, I'd take her as a concubine or sex slave, but I'd prefer only an apophis as my wife

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>>23827965
Having the Pharaoh graped one day would be strange, your harsh Anubis taskmaster who used to bark orders at you all day is now licking her lips and squeezing your crotch with her big paws.

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>>23827565
What a demure jubjub

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>>23827969
That's when you sabotage the pharaoh

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>>23827840
>undead kuudere Tanuki who writes on a whiteboard to speak because she unfortunately can’t speak real good anymore

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>>23827565
Catto burger

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>>23827912
Volunteer to be a sacrifice to Grape Snek. Peace returns and you get a wife.

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Yaya!

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>>23828010
but that wouldn't make the win fair

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>>23828011
I bet she has the best billboards to make up for her muteness

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>>23827732
Ok boyim.

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>>23828025
Very cute!

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>>23828029
>You try to let the grape snake win but she just rapes you and undoes the shackles you put on the Pharaoh to make the fight fair once more

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>>23827912
Shitpost the pharaoh, though it's 50/50 whether you get GRAPEed or get jumped by a mummy working for the Pharoah Internet Defense Force.

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The most relaxing place is under a Jinko's arm in the bath.

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>>23828029
All's fair in love and war

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>>23828025
Feels weird seeing my poopy pixels being posted.

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>>23828120
weird how that snake fights so honorable was she raised by a knight

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>>23826282

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If you were a camwhore for monstergirls, what do you think is the kind of thing each species would request of you the most?

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>>23828336
I'm not a camwhore I'm a video game live streamer with cam pointed at my lap so they can see my controller just because I wear tight shorts doesnt means I'm flaunting my bulge to those monsters

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>>23828336
Elves and Kakuen would request close-up shots of your ears.

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>>23826923
What a bunch of tail-lets

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>>23828336
>Open up your channel to superchats with the understanding that you'll read them all
>They all write up smut for you to read
>Things like: "I love silky, smooth scales so much I wanna cum all over them. I can't get enough of them. Please squeeze me, my love!", "Please feed me your milk, mommy holst", and "Oh yes, shove your tongue down my throat, you jackal bitch!"
It's all fun and games until one horny, single, nerdy, monster girl hacks your shit. Gets your info, tracks you down, and rapes you.

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>>23828462
>I want a bicorn nerd to leak my info so that i get gangraped and forced to do everything in those fanfics.

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Gee so many fox posts in this thread,what gives?

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>>23828462
I'll just say all that super deadpan to take the fun out of it then they'd probably stop when I give them no reaction

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Which monster will teach me how to do a fucking infinite?

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>>23828510
Hinezumi

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>>23828504
Only if they're horny and single! If they're watching it with their husband for laughs they might up their game. And who knows, some kuudere out there may actually start to like it.

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>>23827912
Find snake
Grape it

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>>23828510

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>>23828529
ＨＡ　ＨＡ　ＨＡ　ＨＡＡＡ
ＡＵＴＯＭＡＤＩＮＨＯ　ＳＯＣＳＳＥＲ

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>>23828219
I know what I'd slip in her drink. I want to see her smugness disappear when the potion starts working, then see her get ultrasmug moment after she realizes what happened.

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>>23828563
damn, she's jacked. i better do as she says or else she'll do a thing to me

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>>23828396
Is that what you tell to yourself every night while you try to sleep, anon?

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>>23828589
If they don't watch me for my video game skills then why do devs give me free game keys to try out their games though it is weird they keep asking to send physical disks and need my address instead of digital keys

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>>23826282

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>>23828056
who is her sponsor?

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>>23828462
Just because I'll read them doesn't mean I'll read them out loud.
What can they do about that?

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>>23828650
busy bees

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>>23826519
I want to feel desired and useful for once in my life.

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>>23828336
>Gazer requesting private Skype calls
And yes, I'd bite. I just...I just love her so much

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>>23828563
Those are some fat eyestalks.

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>>23828650
A fine bee for my collection.

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>>23828768
Who else becomes useless the moment a woman touches your chin?

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>>23828779

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>>23828779
I wouldn't know. I have never been touched by a woman.

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i want a nerdy monstergirl to fight me with a demonlight saber

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>>23828808
How embarrassing

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>>23828808
>>>/r9k/

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>>23828768
>have this scareoused fantasy of becoming the seed provider of any bug type mg colony,mostly mosquito vamps or spiders
>hate because i LOATHE insects but would love because drainings 24/7
i dislike this

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>>23828779
i'm only weak to scalp massage

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>>23828779
For me it's being touched at all. I turn into putty. I know that this is probably taboo for these threads but I actually do have a gf.

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>>23828821
>>23828834
What are you normalfags doing here?

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>>23828855
>i'm only weak to alp massage

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>>23828852
Considered being a rat broodfather?

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>>23828808
It's okay anon, ignore the joggers. I am 27, a virgin and never had a gf.

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>>23828852
I just like bugs

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>>23828887
I don't believe you

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>>23828883
No,i rather be BUGGED than RATTED

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>>23828336
>Martial-types would want to see my workout routine.
>Centaur-family listening to me talk about how I would spoil horses when I worked as a racing groom.
I wouldn't be surprised if a cuck horse and a few lizardmen showed up at my door one day after streaming.

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Short monsters>tall monsters

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>>23828900
I have autism severe enough I still have to be taken care of by my mom.

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>>23828852
>find the idea of being the cumpump for a hyper-fertile broodmother hot as fuck
>don't like the idea of having so many daughters that I'd have a hard time remembering their names, let alone getting to know them

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Would Mallow be a sylph?

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>>23828808
31 and in the same boat, ignore the normalfags

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>>23828937
Even cwc managed to get laid

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>>23828808
>>23829007

>what real /jp/ users are supposed sound like

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>>23829014
whores dont count

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>>23828808
i'm 20. It fucking sucks sometimes. I wish I didn't have autism and I wish I wasn't socially inept

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>>23829054
also 20 here
The trick is to find someone as fucked-up and autistic as you

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Is there a monster girl that would be into something like this?

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>>23829014
>cwc
Who?

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>>23829080
Nacho

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>>23829092
If this isn't bait then you're in for a wild ride.
Search "chris chan a comprehensive history" on youtube.

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>>23829070
Not him. I don't think I could stand a girl who's as fucked up and autistic as me.

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>>23829080
Lizardmen after defeating them

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>>23829070
I NEED someone who can actually take care of me. If my Mom dies and my siblings don't offer to take me in I may as well kill myself.

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>>23829092

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>>23828958
Insects are a hive mind anon they will forgive you if you cant tell one daughter from another,just keep making more sisters!

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>>23828871
Same.
Not to the spoiler though, you lucky sunovabitch good for you!!!

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>>23828936
I'm only really okay with tall girls if they're /fit/ tomboys. Big girls with cow tits need some vetting first.

Short girls are good all around.

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>>23826282

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>>23829080
>>>/v/

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>>23829080
Depends, with or without trying to drag you into the shadow realm?

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>>23828900
It's not that hard when you've never felt a romantic attraction to a real person in your entire life.
Humans do jack shit for me in that regard.

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>>23829204
Holy fuck where is the Rance edit of the chocking meme?

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>>23829210
>spoiler
I was thinking without, but if there is one that can do that, I'm interested.

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>>23829080
Nacho for one. Maybe Salamanders, Lizardmen, Hinezumi, Baphomets and other races that like being defeated too.

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>>23829215

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>>23829080
Is this the same girl?
Whats she from?

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loli Nachomander

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Happy Friday all! We made it through another week, and get to enjoy the weekend.

I've been curious about waifus again. So, Anons, does your waifu know magic or other special skills? What kinds?

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>>23829271
I'm completely serious.
Especially since I started out on the fur side of things and drifted back.

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>>23829273
The one the guy posted is Gele from rance III and 03. She's a villain, the completely evil type too. She gets locked in an empty void dimension wailing that she doesn't want to be alone and it's said it'll take her at least 1000 years to recover.

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>>23829286
My nun waifu probably knows some hieromancy and pharmomancy spells. She was q great spellblade as well when she was human so she probably knows more but cares not to share.

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>>23829302
I know that feel. Spent years drifting through seedier parts of the internet, till monstergirls showed me the light.

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>>23829310
Is the choking before or after?

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>>23829302

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>>23829325
Ah, my mistake assuming this discussion wasn't in bad faith.

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>>23829323
Before, during sex.

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>>23829302
I rember I almost became a furry

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>>23829286
I'm not exactly sure if her eye rays count as magic. Beyond that and levitation—typical for her species—I actually don't think she would know that many spells.

She has plenty of arcane knowledge, since she uses it for work and hobbies, but actual spells I see limited to some utility magics and nymphomaniacs because she knows even the concept of that field of magic turns me on

She also knows a bit of martial arts, oddly enough, but that's probably her weeb side.

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>>23829332

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>>23829286
She's pretty good with magic but most of her studies go into other areas.

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>>23829388
Go on...

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>>23829302
I can relate in a similar yet different way. I was very heavily into male on female rape doujins where the girl didn't end up liking it, gangbangs and futa. I enjoy the second one of those via dopelganger potions now but monster girls saved me from the other two.

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>>23829286
>Wife is pretty good at mana manipulation. She mostly uses her abilities to either restore my energy after an intense breeding session, or through mana-conductive material to manipulate it.
>Maid refuses to tell me how she does it, but she always manages to show up at the right time to catch falling things, have whatever I'm looking for in her palm, or offer her body as soon as I think lewd thoughts. I think it's some sort of precognition, but it may just be good meido instincts.

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>>23826282

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>>23829286
My hellhound wife has no innate talent with magic, so she has to train like any human would. She likes body-focused enchantments, used to either enhance or diminish certain attributes.

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>>23829394
She's a curator, so she mostly studies history and other parts of culture. She sometimes studies and practices magic, but this is more of a hobby.

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>>23829445
A fighter, huh? Any special moves? Super combo finish?

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>>23829444
Zan is a cool girl.

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>>23829445
Oh hey, my hellwife is into magic too. She's pretty accomplished at this point though.
I'd handle the alchemy side of things (she doesn't consider it to be "magic" magic.)

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>>23829286
minor illusion magic just to camouflage

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>>23829489
The coolest!

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>>23829495
Surely you jest. I mean, a Hellhound? Practicing magic? What a farce. Pray tell, what does the brutish, infernal canine have to do with the scholarly pursuit of magecraft?

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>>23828248
Did this used to be caption?

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>>23829540
That's what I thought at first, but it looks like the artist just added an other huge-ass stone step.

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>>23829425
Not that it matters, but the species of wife is a low-level pharaoh being a daughter to a real pharaoh, she never had to train that much in combat and maid is a golem.

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>>23828248
Does she count as woc?

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>>23829517
That attitude is precisely why she got into magic to start with. Just to say "fuck you I can."
The sky's the limit as far as her goals, but she's prioritized translocation and enchantment type magics for the time being.
Imagine™️

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>>23829540
What gave you that idea?

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>get cornered by a kunoichi
>she makes multiple shadow clones of herself and tells you to prepare yourself
>a few hours later, they are all lying in a pile, cumflated and passed out, allowing you to escape
>for now...

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>>23829587
That signature placement made me think she had a beard.

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>>23829587
Apophises seem like very good saturday morning cartoon ancient evils. They'd be fun to comfort after those pesky Solar Rangers foil her zany schemes every week.

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>>23829611
I bet it was one of those dummy thicc orange Kunoichi.

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Kunoichi getting pinned down by Demons!

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>>23829672
It'd be kinda hot if they slapped their tails at each other dismissively.

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>>23829286
Yes! My queen as a powerful cleric with a vast array of magic gifted to her by the gods! She specializes in necromancy. She's also a gifted spirit medium who can speak with and see ghosts. She often combines these abilities to have her once loyal followers return from the dead to possess the vessels she prepares or she strengthens her favorite followers by imbuing them with the spirit of her gods, turning them into incarnations like herself. Like imbuing the spirit of Sehkmet and turning an elf into a lion-like monster girl, for example.

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>>23826282

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>>23829672
I wanna see her get pinned down by oinky oinker orcs!

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>>23829672
>>23829777
>kunoichi coming to assassinate man.
>protected by his massive P'orc horde.
>Fat ass and big titties lead to her getting caught.
>aggressively molested by P'orcs
>Once she is hot and ready the orcs take her to their leader.
>her uses his cock to turn her into her loyal girl.

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>No Gospodar ice monsters will ever ride over the mountains seeking to carve a kingdom for themselves, led by their ice queen witches
>They will never fall on your homeland like a scourge, hunting for wealth and husbands and looking for an escape from Chaos
> They will never shatter your morale in a climactic battle
> You will never get HUGGED by a muscular Yeti and all twenty of her closest friends to seal the deal
>YWN end up a communal hugslut, chew toy and husband to these awesome beasts

I made myself sad

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Cheshire-chan might laugh at you and tease you but you're her world anon, and don't you forget it

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>>23829804
The Kunoichi's mission of taking down the Ronin Anon and his band of P'Orc bandits has failed!

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>>23829611
A clumsy kunoichi who keeps trying and failing spectacularly to assassinate you would be cute. Technically she's your enemy, hired by some unseen shadowy force to neutralize you, but she's also your most loyal companion for a while after every defeat.

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>>23829876
I can't resist a girl that lays on my like my cat does on my chest.

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>>23829876
>decide to work late one day
>figure your cheshire wife won't mind, it's not like she's a kobold or anything
>come home at around 1am, being as quiet as possible since you assume she'll be asleep
>notice her sitting crosslegged on top of the fridge, eyes and teeth glowing in the dark exactly like the movie
>"Hi sweetie! I missed you~" she says, in a high-pitched sing-song voice, ears flat and tail whipping

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>>23829286
No

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for those monster girls with above average hearing to once again experience the 'joy' of thunderstorms booming again.

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>>23829972
Stay close to them, friend.

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>>23829984
Of course!
That being said, I actually find it easier to sleep when storms are going on.

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>>23829998
Yeah, the rain and the cool air makes it really good sleeping-in weather. Shame it hurts cute wans and nyas.

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>>23829972
I shall take this opportunity to vacuum the entire everything.

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>>23829972
Would it be a bad idea to go down to the local kobold/wolf-family shelter and comforting them during storms? It seems like a nice gesture but you don't want them to get too clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830026
I don't think a service human has the same connotations as a service animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830018
It does.
They probably grumble something about 'visiting the local ryu shrine' when big ones happen.

>>23830019
Please do not stack sonic attacks.

>>23830026
Thats how you get doggo imotous.

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>>23830053
I'll clean close to her to let her know I'm near by.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to make out with all three of a Wock's tentacles upon meeting her.

[Anonymous No.]

Childhood friend Leanan Sidhe who makes figures of anime mamono to hotglue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830165
I can't neglect the tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830175
Busting my ass collecting rare mamono figurines for my waifu.

Actually sorta worth it when she squees over a rare one

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830175
>ywn get mashima to draw MGE.
I need some mamano with his thickness.

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>>23830175
That's just begging for a time when she leaves a Leanan Sidhe statue wrapped up for you and encourages you to use "it" to your heart's content.

Luckily, you'll probably realize the hilarious prank in time and nothing will come of it. Phew! Mischievous fairies are something else, even when they're childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best distro for my automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830224
OniOS

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>>23830224
A waifu should be safe and dependable before anything else.
Don't get tempted by false promises, and just fork over the cash for Windows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830257
>not just pirating using the free version of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Spanking that Anubutt! Hearing her bark with every slap!

[Anonymous No.]

>be young anon
>decide to do as young boys do and go adventuring
>leave home early one morning only to find your Lv. 250 momster in her old adventuring gear insisting that she join you
>she assures you that with her by your side, you won't need any other companions, especially female ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830350
but mooooooooom

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830350
Mom sure has a high level...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830350
>ywn be hit "accidentally" by a full power lust spell by your ultra high level momster.
>ywn proceed to fuck her brains out for a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830367
Level means nothing when your still a turbo virgin like she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830350
No way I'm starting a 2-man team with her. Being a healslut to your mother sounds really awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hold my daughteru down and pound her tight little anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830380
It's not awkward at all. Momsters need plenty of sonu healing energy to keep going.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your house centipedes have monsterized into housewife centipedes
Just think of doting

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830380
>Leave momster behind to go find a real adventure partner
>Manage to find a high level dullahan willing to take you as a squire/healer at the adventuring guild
>Turns out she was the tank in your momster's old adventuring party, and invites her to your party as a side tank/dps
Now you have two older women trying to get into your pants, and your momster wants you to make it up to her for abandoning her. Is this better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830440
I don't think I have any centipedes here. Only ever seen a few small millipedes in the yard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830456
Millipedes are even more doting.

[Anonymous No.]

Protein rich milk

[Anonymous No.]

I like girls with big healthpools. Which species would be best for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830497
Load-bearing Mino?

[Anonymous No.]

Threadly reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830497
Thighs so wide it's impossible for that man to wrap his arms around them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830350
This scenario generally goes with a DQ style heroic JRPG quest, but I always wondered what it would be like with a Pokemon or other mon' catching/raising quest would be like. Is it awkward to capture your momster, train her, and have her call you master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830518
Mom I'm 10 years old now I can take care of myself and your needs too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830473
So how does one differentiate between a Millipede and the ferocious Oomukade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830452
>Is this better?
As long as the dullahan treats me like an actual party member and not their son, yeah, much better.
>your momster wants you to make it up to her for abandoning her
If she wants me to dick her, it's not happening.

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>>23830551
Milipedes do not have venom lines on their bodies and in fact do not produce any venom at all. They are also even shyer initially, but become more protective of their mates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830575
>venom lines
Hey kid, wanna do some lines?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>23830683
No bulli i just dont know what to call them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830683
Thanks Doc

[Anonymous No.]

>>23827497
>>23827508
>>23827526
Glad you guys like it. I don't know if I'll do a sequel even though I have a character that would be relevant to that. These kinds of things require me to be in my zone.

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>>23830687
She looks trustworthy, and I bet she gives great hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830687
Sorry lady, but I've sworn off fooling around with horny nuns. Believe me, it's not your fault. It's not mine either, but it's not your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830687
Sister, I'm glad I live in this isolated cloister with you and the rest of the sisters, safe from all those scary Monsters out in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830531
This is how you make your momster heart-pupil in an instant.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon needs to stop hanging out with that Egyptian-themed gang, they're nothing but trouble!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830959
The pharaoh gang-leader is very persuasive.
The gang members may look mean on the outside, but they're actually a bunch of softies that love oil massages and cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831012
I hear all the gangs get together for karaoke on Fridays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47y5bo8wtqM

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830687
Sinning with your monster nun wife in a confesionnal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831025
>all the MG gangs get together at Kraken Karaoke once a month to let off steam and talk business
>lord help the one anon who is just working there to help pay for his college

[Anonymous No.]

Get a girl who can cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831059
>Initially frightened by all the scary gang members coming in for booze, food and loud singing.
>Over time all the gangs get to know Anon as the cute boy working to help pay for college.
>There's an agreement between gangs that Anon is under protection and they all chip in to help pay off his student loans.
>Becomes an honorary member of each gang.
>They all turn up at his graduation ceremony.
>Help him find work related to his degree.
Good end.

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>>23831069

[Anonymous No.]

What is stretchy meat anyways? What part of the animal does it come from, what animal is it, is it cheap since the meat is stretchy and tough or is it expensive for being rare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831479
>poking nips
Oh fuck mommy I'm yours
I hope those portals don't open up I'd become a slut for hounds instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831479
Play Digimon World, stretchy anime meat comes from farming

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831479
Nobody knows. The only time we see stretchy meat is after the Wendigos return from their long hunting trips in the deep mountain valleys. Few men have entered, and fewer have left unmarried.
The local snow MGs usually don't bother to go there, and the Wendis aren't saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831535
The Wendigo maintain meat farms somewhere out there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831479
The origin of stretchy meat is shrouded in mystery. Whether obtained from an animal as small as a mouse, or a gigantic sea serpent. It maintains the shape of a cylinder of meat with a bone passing through it.

It's cheap, but filling and full of essential nutrients. In upper class societies it is carved from the bone before serving, everywhere else, people tear into it with their teeth like an animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831555
>>23831561
Or perhaps Wendigo coats are keys to the elemental plane of meat, with nothing but clean cuts of ribeye and sirloin, neat flaps of chicken thigh meat, cubes of pork and mutton and veal, and pristine filets of tuna and salmon.
The flayed skeletons and musculature of roaming Mammoths form the main wildlife in this area, and it is these beasts the most experienced Wendigo hunt for the stretchiest of meats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831581
Papa Wendigo prefers to fish for salmon the old-fashioned way; by swatting them with his bare hands when they try to jump up a waterfall

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831581
>You will never be a chef in the MGE universe, and travel to the outskirts of Winterstown, to learn the secrets of 'Meat Magic' from the ancient Wendigos that dwell there.

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>>23831585
>Papa Wendi fishes for salmon barehanded during the autumn salmon runs
>he catches half a bucket of prime salmon in under an hour with inhuman precision
>Wendi-chan watches and mimics him a bit upstream
>She keeps falling into the river and having to swim back out
Ganbare Wendi-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831606
Toriko: MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831606
The Meat Magic is only spoken in Deep Hibernal, the ancient warbling awawawa tongue of Wendis. Scraps of spell formulae and ritual chants are passed down by oral tradition, and each village in the Snow Kingdoms has a different rite to invoke the elemental plane of meat.
Winterstown's rite happens to be smoking a sturdy wooden pipe while admiring the crude, almost animalistic fridge paintings of the children. At precisely 4.45pm, the summoner must reach for a tenderizing mallet and open the freezer, and speak the words "What shall we cook for dinner tonight?"

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful not to catch a Deep One when you're out fishing.

[Anonymous No.]

Wendy dad and being a wendigoes husband is my favorite threadlore. Although all of winterstown is for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831637
Imagine opening a portal to the plane of meat. Perfect grade steaks growing from trees, ground beef for soil and none of the food ever spoils. It remains fresh and perfectly cooked.

[Anonymous No.]

Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831667
If I were a deep one blu blu blubl ublublu blublu blub

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, I'd fuck a cu sith...even marry her too. You got a problem with that, buck-o?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831667
>>23831960
It occurs to me that an appearance update is pretty much the only thing you'd have to do to fit the Deep Ones into the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831700
Man that looks good

[Anonymous No.]

>I have broken the spine of the galaxy. I am the Rock of Ages upon whom the waves of the cosmic ocean crash. Mine is the will that triumphs across the ravages of time. Do you wanna make out?
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832314
Touch snake tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831971
nah not really

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832314
Worship

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832314
Why me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832597
You're nice and easy to be around

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832314
>My daily life with a ancient snake goddess
I bet she is very displeased with my apparent but is fine with it due to it being mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832815
What a sweaty succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23831534
Wasn't expecting this much nostalgia this morning. Digimon World has some good ideas for monster girl stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832815
Juicy meat,

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832875
Tell me about these ideas

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832885
Put some furniture in Ice Sanctuary and an Ice Queen could easily live there, Dark Lord Mansion could be the same with a Vampire or Wight, Gremlins and Automatons hanging out in Factorial Town. A forest inhabited by a brown knight centaur would be decent too.

Just don't feed monster girls strange looking chips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832958
>the story of how a little boy brought together a community and turned a dying village into a massive city
I can dig it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832885

Not even the game, but the whole Digimon series has some legit designs/ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832674
>You're nice

[Anonymous No.]

Are goblins orcs ogres and trolls related?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833110
Orcs, ogres and goblins yes, trolls no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832998
>A ten year old can train this

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833175
Ladydevimon loves little boys!

[Anonymous No.]

KC really wasted potential with the ogre, given folklore
>They appear in many classic works of literature, and are most often associated in fairy tales and legend with a taste for infants.

>>23833145
Why are trolls not related? Looking around modern fantasy is seems that both ogres and trolls aren't related to other greenskins, but are close "allies" and ogres and trolls are semi-related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833226
On Azeroth, Elves evolved from Trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833192
In what way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833256
>Warcraft trolls
Get out of my head. They're actually what I'm trying to fit into my setting without shafting the more scandinavian and MGE troll. Current theory is a kind of divergent evolution from the goblin into the troll, instead of kinda just evolving into an orc or what not. I'm trying to wrap my head around where jotunn, ogres and non-jamaican trolls fit into this idea.

In old norse, Jotunn were the umbrella term "greenskin" equivalent. Just trying to figure out how one root could turn so diverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833256
>Thicc, lovey-dovey Trolls with a green-thumb evolving into tsundere, flat, haughty pointy-eared treehuggers
Yeah I don't think that works in MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23828510
i know a harpy who has very cool infinites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIiYrZ7XgSw

[Anonymous No.]

>milking spiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833105
You know. They say she isn't for lewd, but she seems pretty slutty to me: https://imgbox.com/g/6A90a7acw5

[Anonymous No.]

Is this basically a dramatization of how demon mamono harrass and pwn a powerful Order Hero?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtSGclOlVmg

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832815
her runes look wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833394
Why is she putting pegs on that poor guy's dick?
This reminds me I need to do more cute vanilla with her though, haven't done much since making the card.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23828936
>Short monsters>tall monsters
Words of wisdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833485
Because she's a filthy degenerate and pervert

[Anonymous No.]

I might not like the sabbath but they sure do make good cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833571
That's how they get you. Their cookies are laced with aphrodisiacs that incite lust towards lolis. So be sure to eat plenty! Support the cause!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833613
Lolis will never sway my love for tall flats

[Anonymous No.]

I love liches!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833731
Liches are great
http://imgbox.com/AUCbEvRy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833731
>strike liches

[Anonymous No.]

Did cyclops-chan always have that gleam in her eye? Honestly, almost making me want a monoeye.

Now, rereading her profile, she is horrendously underrated, holy shit. 1010 girls cyclops are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833501
>>23828936
>>23829197
>womanlet cope

[Anonymous No.]

Valentines ain't a happy day for everyone. Chin up, Scylla.
https://twitter.com/genuinefrugert/status/1261595926180716544

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833402
Damn that whole multiplayer mod is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834295
Poor girl needs a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834260
Smaller and younger girls simply are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834295
That octo-gal needs chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

I like tall flats because sticcs are nice to hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833356
>they’re milking the leggies

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834295
Hey that's me

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834295
I wonder what's it like being a single guy during valentine.
Then again, I'm a antisocial that and stays inside on that day so I guess that doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

swimming with the fishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834800
I'd make sure to give all my classmates chocolate that way every monster is for sure to get something

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834626
Keep up the good work

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282
Post BLESSED images.

[Anonymous No.]

The recent Hellhound set had a creampie version but it also had lactation, done a quick and lazy edit for anyone not into that https://files.catbox.moe/l415j1.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834800
[excited monstergirl noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835017
>GBTF
GTFO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Anon.
Goblins violate.
Raijus masturbate.
Ogres show bout.
Centaurs mount.
Manticores suck.
Black Harpies fuck.
I hope your expectations comes into shape
because once you realize it, Hellhounds rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835119
Ochis are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835017
>TF
>Meme man approval
>TGTF
>Meme man disapproval

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834892
>First year at a school with monster girls as part of an exchange program
>Only boy in a class full of monster girls in elementary school
>Valentines Day rolls around
>Hand out valentines to all your classmates with candies
>End up becoming the most popular kid in the class
>They constantly try to steal kisses from you
>All the girls always wanna be around you
>Their monster instinct recognize you as theirs
>Their desire for you never fades
>End up with 20 or so girls wanting your dick as high school comes around
Little did you know that that innocent, common gesture made on that fateful Valentines Day so many years ago sealed your fate and made you their husband from that day until the End of Time.

Easy way to get a harem I guess. Basically an OP cheatcode for monster girl world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835119
An Ochimusha commission? Rare and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834295
I'd prefer a kraken, but fine, you can hug me, Scylla-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>23832815
i wish a cute, sexy and desperate succ would summon me to be her cumpump and cuddle pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835077
>Tell a monster girl this
>Valentine rolls around
>Stay inside like normal
>Door rings
>It's said monster girl
>She makes her way in despite you being in the way
>"I was actually thinking of just staying inside all day"
>"Oh that's fine, the two of us can be inside all~ day~"
>Oh no
>get lovingly raped in your own home for the rest of the day
>Though she did buy you a shitton of chocolate so I guess it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see an Ochi that did a strength build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835183
I just wanted to share my chocolate not get a harem whoops

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834810
Careful, they may be electrically charged
https://pastebin.com/p36Nmqzw
https://pastebin.com/1ewVtZ4t

>Thunder Fish Street
>We sang quite a bit huh? Your song wasn’t that good, but I think I liked your voice.Yeah, my throat’s in tune now. Thanks to you. That’s it. Since singing is difficult for you, why not try out instruments too? The area we’re heading to now has a lot of shops, and there’s also instrument stores.

>That’s why we’re passing through here right now, this is “Thunder Fish Street”. That’s what the large waterway in front of us is called, not the street we’re walking on. Court Alf is a country of water, and although there is more land here compared to other islands, Saida still has waterways all over the city, and a lot of mermaids live here. This waterway, which uses a river flowing from the Saida mountains, seems to be the widest among waterways. It’s always night on this island. As you can see, this waterway is also pitch black, so the neon street lights and signs reflect off the water’s surface, shining very beautifully. Also… I’m sure this area is connected to “Studio=Paralyzer”, so… will it be coming soon? Look, there it is, following the flow of the waterway, lightning is running along the surface of the water while shining a rainbow of colors… don’t you think it’s such a great spectacle that it’ll be burned into your eyes for a while? We saw it at the live house earlier, in response to the song maiden’s performance, the power of lightning gathered inside the thunderstones in the shop. Such a particularly large box has a mechanism that releases that gathered lightning and pours it into the waterway. Similar to that shop, tiles of thunderstone are spread all over the bottom of the waterway, and when lightning runs through the waterway like a flash, the tiles that shine along with it color that flash in several colors.

>"Isn’t it dangerous to pour lightning into water"? Even though you’re from outside, you should know that. That’s right, lightning flows easily through water, so even though demon realm lightning doesn’t kill, people who are in the water or touching it will go numb without fail. For that reason, it’s better to say it’s dangerous on purpose. Look, the mermaids that were in the waterway just now are also terribly numb with tingles as if their chests and wombs were pierced. Their expressions are empty, and it seems they feel so good their eyes have lost focus. Ah, one leapt at a man that approached, and is sucking on his lips. She completely stuck in her tongue and is devouring him greedily… it looks like she’s been starving for a man for a while, so I don’t think she intends to let go of him soon. That’s why the mermaids of this city are always blushing, letting out sighs filled with passion, or constantly have an expression as if they’re expecting something. Men also say that the mermaids of this city are more erotic than in other cities, and their singing voices are bewitching. There’s no end to the number of guys that play in the water like that, and get devoured by mermaids.

>There are lots of waterways in Saida with such a feeling, and I think there was also a beautiful plaza on Saida Neon Street with thin water spread underneath your feet. It would be dangerous if there was an accident and lightning flowed into a place like that. However, you never know when an accident will occur. For that reason, you shouldn't be so close to me. If so, it’s safe to say when an accident will occur…

>Shock Shop Street
>This is the commercial district of Saida, “Shock Shop Street”. It generally has all of the instrument and clothing stores a song maiden needs. Because there are so many shops, it feels even busier with all the neon signs. I’ve never been here before, but it seems there are various shops you can enjoy together with a man.

>There are a lot of street performances here too, but the level of the bands gathered here is quite high. Look, that live band over there is using guitars and drums painted black with red strings and drum heads, instruments from a store called “Deep Sounds”. That Imp and Devil band over there in the new “Teen’s Charm” clothes… they even set up a branch in Saida. A band like that is performing at the request of a store around here. That’s why many of the bands around here become naturally talented and well-known bands. Also, there are some groups that are confident in their skills and come here to sell themselves.

>That’s why everyone here is eager to improve themselves, and pour violent crackling lightning into each other. Since it’s a place like that, I think I'd feel nervous if I performed here.

>...The Imp and Devil from earlier are glancing at you. Let’s hurry up and enter a store.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835017
Ehh, make the person getting monsterized a girl and we are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835389
It happens. But worry not, you'll have a great life ahead of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835647
>smug rich echidna
She won't be so smug when I remind her she has no children!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834810
.


In other news trying to pick an ff xiv server is hard if other boards are to be believed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835682
Only if you're trying for a particular one. All the popular ones are filled to the brim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835682
is this sweet bro and hella jeff trying to do a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835680
She won't be so smug when i perform the heist of the century, stealing all her riches, her private phone number, and her heart!

[Anonymous No.]

Who wins in a fight between an Elven cop and her nemesis, a massive Hobgoblin delinquent?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Sorry mister, no people with a body mass index over 25 allowed and you're clearly far above that. It's not like you would find company here anyway so let me escort you to the exit~"
How do you cope with monstergirls being huge lookists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835872
Better question that more accurately represents your image.

What do you do when a monster grabs your bum?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835825
Hobgoblin delinquent, huh? What if she doesn't even mean it, like, she just straight up forgets she needs to be in school and wanders around breaking shit because she's clumsy and has big honkers. Then her normal goblin 'friends' just take advantage of the chaos to steal shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835518
Neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835558
What about a ship girl?

[Anonymous No.]

Behold, the giga Chad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835872
That's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835972
Yeah, that man is one I would endeavor to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835872
It's hilarious how much the fact that monsters won't reject men based on stuff like looks or weight bothers some people.

[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream about being cuddled by a bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836090
Lucky, I want to dream about being cuddled by my wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836100
I never really considered having a bapho for a wife, but if they are as sweet and affectionate as what I experienced, I may consider starting a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835712
Actually they're hard to pick because a ton of them are filled with degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836126
Baphos are great harem wives, just make sure to mediate when they start quarreling with girls over breast size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835682
i'm gonna touch my fish all over and let her touch me

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835518
>We sang quite a bit huh? Your song wasn’t that good, but I think I liked your voice.

Nice to see monster's aren't above critiquing the performance of men they're interested in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835518
Unagi Joros might like it here

[Anonymous No.]

What's life like with six centaur wives with two children centaurs each?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836554
like a mongol horde

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836554
>>23836579
https://youtu.be/kc7TOqhndiw

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836554
Hay. Barn smell. Horse pussy. Free transportation.

Hope you have a large pasture to accommodate them.

[Anonymous No.]

I have so many ideas for a MGE comic but i have no experience drawing digitally made comics. Are they extremely hard to do and that it requires a team to do it? I've only done black and white comics on real paper and whipped out shit loads of completed 32-to-64 page ones in middle and high school. Of course they're above CWC quality but they look far from good since I only drew in pencil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836629
If you can do them physically you can do them digitally. You just need to get used to it first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836629
I have zero personal experience in the matter, but it shouldn't be any more difficult than digital art in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835872

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835872
>How do you cope with monstergirls being huge lookists?
Order misinfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835872
[X] rape the maids

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836594
>>23836579
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836692
https://files.catbox.moe/ci3gqo.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>Terraria update comes out
>Master Mode
>Slimes at the start of the game can brutally murder you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836611
That sounds nice, especially horse pussy. Slamming my monster-mana-influenced cock into her big monstrous, devouring, drooling, winking pussy, raping my cock and slamming her big horse butt into my waist and then turning her around, grabbing her horse tits pressed against me as she rides on me, her human pussy on my face which I would eat her out from as her front horse legs latches over my shoulders and under my arms tight, unable to escape her, she continues raping me like a powerful lustful selfish beast, defiling the poor weak human that's me.

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>>23836926
It's a reminder that all humans are the property of slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835872
Monsters being lookists is propaganda encouraged by monsters so human men let their guard down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836926
Slimes could always brutally murder you at the start. Fortunately, low-level slimes tend to be simple, and don't go all out with their capabilities.

Consider what you posted. Imagine if instead of a goldfish, thay was your head. She could easily suffocate you till you pass out. Consider though, if that was one of those oxygenated "breathable slimes". Now, she has free reign ober your scalp, neck, chin, and ears. Not to mention your mouth. Just try taking up arms against her after feeling the pleasure she can grant you if you just give up.

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>>23836926
God i want an mge terrarria mod where dying plays a sprite of you being fucked by the monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836926
>>23836987
>Start a new world
>Bunny girls bothering me while I build
>Zombies and gazers trying to get inside my house all night
>Worm girls pop out of nowhere when I'm digging and try to kiss me
>Batgirls nearly throw me off the walls of a cave
>Tons of demons try to get me to sign a contract the moment I breach hell
>Accidentally get too close to a dungeon and get spooked by a ghost skelly girl
It sucks being single in terraria

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>>23837050
Dont forget
>maneaters in the jungle addicted to oral.
>spider nest filled with arachne.
>random goblins scout for cock.
>salamanders looking for a fight in the caves.

[Anonymous No.]

>Broken Humie Boy Vol.6: The Elves Strike Back
0 Minutes
>Hey knife-ears, how's it going? Must be nice to get be such a soft, delicate bunch of wilted flowers, not hard to see why your population's so low...hey wait a second, where did you all come from?
5 Minutes
>I'm sorry, just please let me cu-huh-huh-hm! What?...No, I won't fix your underpopulation singlehandedly! Whaddya mean legs over my head? You're calling your entire clan? No!
15 Minutes
>Har-har-harder! One of you on my face, smothering it with your ass? ~sure, anythiiiing! FUCK, FUCKEN, Yes! That's it, ruin me for those stunted, round-ear whores! HARDER! GAHHH~
45 Minutes
>...Holy fuck. A...a collar? Be your communal mayfly toy?...~Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837088
I prefer a big titty goblin queen gf over snooty elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837099
That's vol.5: GGP Bitchboy For Life

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey Hey! It's Saturday! Time to relax!"
>Swifter than you can react, she jumps you from behind and pushes you onto the bed
>Lithe fingers crawl all over you, as she attacks you in just the right places to get you to loosen up
>You struggle against her, knowing what will come next
>You have things you want to do today! Vidya to play!
>"Save that for tonight, hunnie bun! Right now it's time to take it easy!"
>Her careful massage is starting to get to you, your struggles growing weaker as she lets out a soft giggle
>"Alrighty, almost time now"
>She shows you the object she's holding, already glistening with her own saliva
>You don't need to guess where it's going
>She starts tracing around the outside of that delicate spot, before—
>"Okay, darling! Here. We. Gooo~!"
>Before gently easing it in
>Warm pleasure fills your brain as you sink into bliss
>She giggles again, as you can't help but let out a pleasant moan
>"We both know how much you like having your ears cleaned. Why do always make such a fuss about it?"
No particular girl in mind.

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>>23837117
Any involving Pharaohs? Or Holsts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837136
It works with a lot. I for some reason though of a marune sabbath loli mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836072
>>23836712
>>23837010
So you cope with denialism. Not the best strategy bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837168
Are you even trying?

[Anonymous No.]

Soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837143
Pharaohs Vol 1,3,4, and 7:
>1:As Your Queens Command
>3:Slave To The AAA
>4:Denial:Not Just A River
>7:Spreading the Dynasty (And His Legs)

Holsts, Vol.8, 11, and 13;

>8: The Farmer Goes "More"!
>11: Good Boys Empty Their Glass
>13: The Cows Milk the Man (Featuring Red Clothing)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23834915
No I mean thats me the loser who never got a card

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837243
Those are some good recs Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837010
Sending the ugliest man in the group as a negotiator turns out to be a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837307
My favorite is Vol.4, personally. With the way that little humie whore was trying to get those Pharaohs all hot and bothered by acting so dignified, he really needed to be taken down a peg. Plus, his Order mother walking in was the hottest thing I've ever seen!

(Fuck, now I actually sorta want to write these)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837310
The Order looses hundreds of men that way. They think the chubby guy with low self esteem won't be a monster target and they're wrong every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837294
Cute bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837339
Also among the quickest to turncoat

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837337
(Do it, or at least write the descriptions/reviews)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836987
I accept this fate.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81619976

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836987
But what if I'm already the Elves' property?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837398
elves are the properties of slimes as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837136
I thought he was going to get brainfucked by a mindflayer

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837410
>Monstergirls owning Monstergirls

Now that's just silly

[Anonymous No.]

New waifu pic came in! Full image: https://imgbox.com/NBe4dEMk

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837446
>not having a selection of toys in your harem for your wife to use
>[laughing_bicorns.jpg]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837471
>Having a harem

What kind of man-whore do you take me for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837450
Cute wife! I love how heavy they look. POV is really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23835872
If there'd be monster girl porn, I'd be content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837450
Lich or wight? It's kind of hard to tell if no spectral claws or phylactery is visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837540
She's a tsurara-onna! I think the skin of liches and wights have more of a greyish tinge to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837540
I was thinking tsurara, on account of the sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>Out on a walk through the neighborhood
>Sunny day, cool breeze, not humid at all
>Perfect day
>Suddenly kobold teens begin barking through their window at me
>Calling me a bitch in heat, threatening to amazon press me, offering me a position as their stud
>Suddenly much bigger paw grabs the three girls by their collars and tosses them out the front door
>Mama kobold shoos her daughters out and tells them to get me
>They just stare at me like a deer in headlights
>One manage to work up the courage to approach me
>Quickly begins begging me to scratch her ears and pat her head
>Other follow suit
>Mama kobold calls her daughters back in and they quickly go back to their perch at the window
>Begin heckling me again
>Mama kobold apologizes and offers me cookies
Why do kobolds do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837622
They want the treat returned and get some cookies from you! Don't forget to add isoniazid tablets for extra flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837559
>>23837565
>Tsurara rains icy desolation down on a man, licks her lips and ufufufs as he curls into fetal position and cries
>Just as she approaches him however, something happens, the ice cracks, etc.
>He's whisked away to endure soul-crushing isolation in a state of catatonic depression
>She has to leave her home to hunt him down and make it all right again

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836949
>That sounds nice, especially horse pussy. Slamming my monster-mana-influenced cock into her big monstrous, devouring, drooling, winking pussy, raping my cock and slamming her big horse butt into my waist and then turning her around, grabbing her horse tits pressed against me as she rides on me, her human pussy on my face which I would eat her out from as her front horse legs latches over my shoulders and under my arms tight, unable to escape her, she continues raping me like a powerful lustful selfish beast, defiling the poor weak human that's me.
The absolute fucking dream right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>23829054
it could be worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837782
>>23829054
Fuuuuck, I want a girlfriend already bros, how fucking hard can finding one be??! Any advise some of the more pickup savvy people here could give to an anon in need?
Anyhow, how's isolation been for you? Personally, it's deriving me nuts. Worst experience in life, now I understand how the poor souls in Nazi camps were feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837744
Imagine it with unicorns or bicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837372
>A merchant family goes to the dessert to set up trade there when the son makes a mistake by giving the pharaohs by not respecting them. Wanting to teach him a lesson, the pharaohs make use of his body, but forbid him to cum until they allow it. The ending has the mother walk in to her pussywrecked son admitting the glory of the pharaohs as he's allowed to cum.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be reborn as a shota and have a pedo shotacon milf-y hakutaku as my teacher who shifts up one grade each year to teach to the same year i'm in just to be with me longer!

[Anonymous No.]

When your waifu gives birth, are you going to keep working? Or are you going to be a stay at home dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838015
stay at home with her. paid leave. that kind of stuff. probably spurt another load in her to get a second child

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838015

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837971
Nice.

Could you do one of the Holst ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838015
I'd see about working from home so I can look after her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838015
We both work from home, so it's business as usual in that regard.
It'll probably be equal effort from us both to wrangle the little hellions though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837854
What is she supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836926
Master mode brings new fears to life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838103
Dear god, they're learning.
Reminds me of https://files.catbox.moe/xla900.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837885
Literally nothing has changed for me since quarantine started. I'm still just a neet sitting at my computer all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838015
When mai waifu gives birth, I give her the boot. We've talked about this, and that's assuming the bastard's even mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838032
11: Good Boys Empty Their Glass

>It's a hot day at the farm, and Bessie is feeling extra millky today. So when the farmer returns for dinner and wants a tall glass of milk, she's happen to oblige. As more of the creamy white goodness disappears down his throat, Bessie finds herself getting more and more aroused, and the farmer doesn't stop at just one glass. Even when the clothes come off, he'll still drink right from the tap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838182
Nice work Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838182
>>23837971
>Something I posted is causing discussion

Neat

>>23837372
One small problem: I'm stuck on the goblin right now, but the stuff I think goblins would be real hot for is not, shall we say, to /jp/'s taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838182
Any editions focused around meidos?

[Anonymous No.]

If you guys see a fellow anon about to get raped by a hellhound, would you save him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838393
I might ask if she has a sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837559
Ah, didn't recognize her without any cicles formed by her mana protruding.

I love how in the concept art you can see the little icicle daggers she has floating around her fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838385
Vol. 17:

Shoggoth Strike!

>Fearing for her master's health and safety, shoggy ties up her master and takes command of the house for the day all while fucking him senseless; finding that she enjoys it, she takes command of the house for the next day, and maybe the next, all the while mindbreaking her poor, defenseless little master until he's a masochist who enjoys being all bound up in her slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838384
The most extreme I can think of is breeding/pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838433
I meant prostate play in various forms

but now

that too I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838427
Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837450
She looks soft! Great commission tsurarafag

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your office elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838624
spankable asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838091
Dark Matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838624
dark like my coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838624
Trying to be haughty like a normal elf but secretly hates it because she did so well in school only for her to end up at some office doing middle management work while her friends from college are out there living their dreams and having fun with their husbands and all she can do is drink and play video games on the weekends to somewhat help her cope with the fact that her life isn’t the fairy tale life she thought she would have as a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838624
Depressed, lonely, and desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

The Revenant but in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838788

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838788
>>23838872

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838877
I just noticed the smoky effect behind her. Is she evaporating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB68H81bmH8

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838872
>Glass-chan gets raped by Grizzly
>Trauma and possible attack by amazoness tribe leads to contemplation of euthanasia
>Glass-chan recovers while journey through nature
>Find a bunch of French Werewolves raping a young man that belonged to Amazoness tribe
>Glass-chan defeats them and lifts a werewolf's pussy off the poor man's penis
>Next day she get's driven off a cliff by a centaur, spends a night cuddling under the centaur in the rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838936
Its shoggy radiation. Silly masters must not worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837450
Chilling

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839070
I don't understand what you are saying

[Anonymous No.]

So how soft should dragons be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838893
She needs calcium cannons to build strong bones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838624
under my table

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838994
damn, I thought that was a Gremlin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838663
why is Pablo here surprised at Konata when he knows he's at a Dark Matter Restaurant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839100
Extremely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839100
Soft as pillows and able to press you into them
Bonus points for beeg

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839100
Is it me or does Vaal look depressed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839092
the gyaru ice girl is asking you if she could copy your homework

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839209
Vaal is shy.
Why do you think she hides in the undead areas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839206
You posted furshit, better delete that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839233
just report it for furry

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839235
Or you cold just warn him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839070
Are there boobs on that eraser?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839211
Why not just work on it together instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839211
I was hoping that tsurara was the teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839273
that's bo~oring, she'd rather just suck you off while you solve her equations and variables

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839209
Vaal needs to be drawn by Regura

[Anonymous No.]

What would you and your wife do on a long magi-tech plane ride across the mge world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839456
Read, watch a movie, stare lovingly at each other. If it's a plane, we'll be strapped in and packed like sardines, so we can't exactly get up and stretch.

That said, an airship cruise would open things up a bit more. We could go out on deck and watch the scenery, enjoy whatever meals are included with our tickets, head back to the cabin for fun times...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839508
Holy shit her mouth looks damaged from the side there, did he rip her face off?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you become her "dragon priest", anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839664
I already have my own dragon to take care off. Feels more like being a babysitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839664
>offering a dragon girl mara's amulet.
Goodbye pelvis. It was nice knowing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839643
I'm guessing she's a kuchisake-onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839664
I'm a Dragoon, not a priest. I guess i could ride a dragon into battle instead of a horse, but i don't think she'll let me.

[Anonymous No.]

ancient evils are misunderstood!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839690
>but i don't think she'll let me.
thats why you need the bend will shout

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839722
They just need a bit of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839690
She would "begrudgingly" let you ride her. But only because any other mount would get you killed. Not that she would care if you died you idiot, she just... doesn't want people to think she is cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839664
>>23839729
>no "impregnation" face
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839775
Draw it yourself, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839664
>Mara's amulet
Marry the Dragon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839775
that's in the dlc

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839775
you unlock that when you hit XP level 99 and loyalty level 30. get grinding, sucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839722
This is what I always thought even back as a kid watching power rangers. Rita Repulsa didn’t need to rule the world, she just needed a friend (and a good dicking if you ask me).

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839729
>be fucking an ancient evil dragon
>just before you cum, you use a Shout thought lost to time
>"Get pregnant!"
>and that's how the ancient evil dragon got knocked up with quintuplets

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839508
sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839729
Bulling her with dragon rend over and over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839794
She has been sealed away for 1000 years. She needs to let off some steam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2AE4BACwU

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839729
Remember, when the Ancient Evil awakens, ready the "adorable boy catapult".

Aim for her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839800
>Spoiler
No, no, no. The shout goes "Cum, breed, womb!"

Trust me. I'm well-versed in the dragon tongue-s

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839688
Honestly I don't get the appeal when the girl herself is drawn in a way that makes you think she's in constant horrible pain (i.e. it doesn't look like she was born with that mouth like that but had it torn up to look that way). Just makes me feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839921
>not being a fan of light love healing.
Lame

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839932
Can she be healed? I mean I thought the idea behind art like that is that the girl just looks that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839941
Its more comfort and spiritual healing. Accepting who she is as her scares and damage may never fade, but her loneliness and seperation can be healed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839688
Big sis Kuchisake is helpful!

[Anonymous No.]

If I want a traditional princess as a monster girl, including the gown, composed attitude, and impressive political and financial power, which species should I go for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840233
bowsette

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840233
Wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837136
I thought she was going to throatfuck him with her tongue in his mouth

[Anonymous No.]

She wouldn't let this carry on if she wasn't enjoying it

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838624
Centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840402
there are no centuars in oxford

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839957
That thigh is so meaty
I wonder what she eats to get it that thick

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840244
Its a great design, I just wish it was divorced of all context.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838624
Massively busty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840474
Could you double check?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839729
I think I will marry this dragon

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840479
what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840496
I wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840525
Why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840536
because I'm already married
to justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840475
>tfw no sarcastic and slightly sadistic Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840578
yeah only a blind girl would marry you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840475
I don't understand why this girl is so popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840233
I imagine most lilim outside of the really weird ones are pretty much what you described. Maybe some very powerful Wights or even Kitsune would be a good fit too.

[Anonymous No.]

I have the sudden desire to lick a demon's butthole

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840637
I know it's only pseudo blindness but basilisk are pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840692
Tastes like blue raspberries!

[Anonymous No.]

Ochimushas are great. but I have no ambition and don't care about power, so I'd disappoint her. Ochi daimyou keeping me as her concubine would be a better arrangement for me.
>>23835374
Like this? http://imgbox.com/q4vw2UPb

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840596
Definitely one of my favourite meido archetypes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840907
Ain't bad.
Strength build Ochis are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840637
Damn, I know I'm unattractive but I don't think I'm that ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830497

>honey, I was reading that website I see you always browsing
>do you want some help with this "GOMAD" thing? I have ample supply

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841073
A gallon of Mino milk a day would surely lead to massive gains. Mino ranchers would probably be able to leg press a car as if it were nothing but a peanut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841126
>anon grew up drinking his mino mom's milk every day
>was the most swole shota ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841190
At the age of 7, he princess carried his Centaur childhood friend for a play.
At the age of 15, he helped her to draw the plow when she's sick or injured.
When Gunny says steers come from Texas, he was thinking of young Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840578
>"go ahead get your hug ,free grinder"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841285
God I wish I was bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841496
nooo I don't wanna be bread aaaahhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841509

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839690
Aren’t they’re wyvern riders so there might be some dragon riders

[Anonymous No.]

what's the most sexually malicious thing an alice can do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840648
lmaowho

[Anonymous No.]

>>23839729
>No Mara's amulet expression for her
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841609
mofu plugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841609
what is she listening to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841609
Your cute accessories will not sway me, you...you fiend.
I... I'll never trust a fox. Never!
What have I become...

[Anonymous No.]

So will KC's game let you get raped by monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841698
Rape, get raped, have sex, get married.
Your actions in "battle" basically set the pace of the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841675
>What have I become...
My sweetest friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841609
I bet that's Gremlin tech.

[Anonymous No.]

May is the month for mermaids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841718
That's definitely going on the "songs that turns regular monsters into extremists" mixtape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841675
always trust foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841747
I want to get tricked by a fox

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstacks are intimidating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841798
Any girl who can give you standing paizuri or fellatio is very scary indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841790
it's probably fine

[Anonymous No.]

Successful H'Orc warlord needs a throne where she can sit and have a chained up man by her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841816
Somehow I find girls who can breastfeed me standing comforting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841711
nice! hopefully the female-on-male rape scenes is actually good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841790
i wanna get tricked by a fox and lose all my trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841798
>be tall anon
>no matter where you go, shortstacks can't help but want to get close to you and rub their bodies against yours, especially mashing their chests into your crotch
>a few do it unconsciously while distracted and get really embarrassed when they realize what they're doing
>the lewd ones make sure a button or two pops off their shirts in front of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841890
No matter how many times I fall for a fox's tricks, I'll continue to blindly trust them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837117
>Anon is a rich boy from the upper side of town
>Spoiled, snooty, naive
>Parents cut him off for a while to try and teach him some responsibility
>So desperate for money he heads downtown to earn some spending cash against his mother's advice
>Seedy goblin girls everywhere
>One rich looking looking one wearing hooker heels, a pair of yoga pants that look like they're about to burst, a purple silk shirt that can barely contain her tits, each bigger than her head, and enough gold jewelry to buy a small country
>"I got $5,000 burning a hole in my pocket, kid, if you come with me"
>Awhellyeah.JPG
>Take her fancy car
>Head to her penthouse
>Lot of goblins
>Like, a lot a lot
>He gets a little never, starts holding her hand as they walk
>Finally reach the area
>It's a plain couch
>Five of the meanest, son of a bitching goblins he's ever seen, all wearing sling bikinis that strain against them
>He tries to turn around, but her hand is wrapped his
>"Ah what you so scared of? Come on, sit, my friends want to meet you!"
>He does.
>The business goblin sits next to him, while a different goblin sets up a camera
>"So, anon, where are you from?"
>"Uh, Uptown..."
>Shy, evasive answers establish he's a softy, bougie, kind of a mama's boy
>Perfect material for her line of work

(More later, and I'm going to pastebin this)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841735
Big swim bladders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841905
>fox tells you every day to go to the basement so you can have some cookies
>every time you get tied up and gangraped by foxes
>one day there actually are cookies and no rape
>lash out at her and cry for abusing your trust

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841956
Bless anon. Looking forward to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841848
Uh oh, that was quite the careless comment to make in front of her anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841963
Do those swim bladders hold a lot of piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841968
Do you have to fall for their tricks in order to get gangraped by foxes, or can you just volunteer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842053
They are full of hot air

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842001
That's a very appropriate comment to make in front of a Mino or a large Holst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842053
>pissworld.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842081
But who wins between the 7 foot mino and the 7 foot holst? The mino has the muscle advantage sure, but Holst-san's breasts... they could stop a careening carriage!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it appropriate to summon a demon so I can cry into her shoulder for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842112
No, that is very inappropriate. You should only engage in that sort of behavior with your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842112
I don't see why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842112
just make sure you summon the therapist demon and not the rapist demon. They're right next to each other in the book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842135
I don't have a wife
>>23842141
>>23842162
Noted, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842106
I request-no, DEMAND a MILK-OFF! May the breast woman win!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837885
I remember reading about an anon making it with a "gamer girl" , remembers years later reading what became of him and that relationship
And it seems it would have been a lot better for him if he had never met that girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Waifufags, do you ever write stories about them? Do you post the stories, or are they just for yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842162
>Therapist demon is a big, warm smiling, eyes-always-closed soft cutie, wears comfy ribbed sweaters and mom jeans usually but even her 'demon outfit' is more just enticing to press your head into and cry, her perfume smells like smores and her sighs sound like a soft pillow
>The Rapist demon is a red, delinquent looking firestarter, ripped clothes, outright doesn't wear anything over her breasts, and makes extensive use of her sharp spadetail to hold you at tailpoint while she rides you sadistically
>Actually they are related. Thanksgiviings are really awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842216
I do, but I haven't in a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842216
I used to but i haven't really made any recently. I did get a story written for one of them by a writer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842197
>I don't have a wife
You can someone a demon to fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being so pathetic that you get level drained and collared by a lowly slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841956
>"Tell me, rich bitch, you ever even kissed a girl?"
>He wants to lie
>Scratch that, he wants to run back home and apologize to his mom
>But something in her fetching violet eyes won't let him
>The purple mascara she's wearing doesn't help
>"N-no"
>"Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk. That's why rich bitches like you end up confirmed bachelors."
>"Close your eyes and lean in, I got a surprise for you."
>$25,000 dollars on the line, he does it
>(It certainly isn't because her lips, slathered in purple lipstick, look like the softest, most pillowy and inviting DSL's he's ever seen, no, that would be degen and anger mother, a human supremacist, as he mentioned)
>When he gets close enough, he catches a whiff of her breath, and it's surprisingly strong
>Sweet, almost rosey, but...the faint scent of sweat?
>"Open up those peepers, bitch~"
>He does
>It's her vagina, a dark green compared to the already emerald green of the rest of her skin
>He looks, entranced, at it
>No, not a vagina, not a cunt
>A pussy, a monster's organ designed to rip the seed from men and make more monsters
>"Bon appetit, kid~"
>Thick, deceptively strong legs clamp around his head, and shove his face into it, and soon her hands join
>He could fight back, he should fight back
>Instead, he starts to lick
>More enthusiasm than talent, but head is head, and he figures out what to do quick from the noises she makes
>His ears are covered but he can still hear her say "Looks like we got a natural here, girls. Now somebody take off his pants!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842216
I believe I will write a more long form story of the meeting of my in universe self and my Dear Wife! It may be private though, as part of it I'd like to explore some adventure writing of things I'd do before meeting her, as well as things she'd have done before meeting me, and I'm not sure that's something everyone would care to read. But I'd like to try for certain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842216
>Waifufags, do you ever write stories about them?
Yes, but not as much as I used to. I used to write daily "life with wife" stories, but I don't have enough time to do that anymore.
>Do you post the stories, or are they just for yourself?
Both the stories and art I have for my Pharaoh wife are just for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842216
I tried years ago, but I don't like writing long form stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842216
i only did a short green once and a few greens of other girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842074
>It's no fun if its consensual
Volunteering for gangrape will probably lead to you waking up in a tub of ice with a few new scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842238
You want some more of the dark slime collars, huh? Well, good luck but I'm not in the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842216
One of my OCs became my waifu. I now interpret those writings as MGE fanfic I wrote in universe. Yeah, she teases me over it.

I have posted one story, and have several story fragments floating around in my files, pertaining to that fanfic.
I have also written and posted a greentext of my actual waifu in these very threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842316
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842316
Wrong type of foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842429

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842452
Answer the question, dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842238
I'd rather be level drained to level 1, tied up and abandoned until a level 5 Cockatrice finds me and dominates me.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to creep a demon out with my heavy breathing down her neck on a subway train just to see her reaction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842216
I've written quite a bit about her, though I've been slacking lately. I've shared the stories with a few close friends, but I doubt I'd ever post them publicly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842443
>Implying there are right types of foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842625
All foxes are the right type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842633
For their fur, at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842645
>t. anuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842633
Patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842587
Nice filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842401
>"Pffft, seriously?"
>"This is supposed to be me?"
>"And what's with this MC? He's nothing like you at all"
>"Alright, so here they...they...you pervert... making me do something like that..."
>"Do you... want me to...?"
>"You know, if you're really interested in a life of adventure..."

[Anonymous No.]

I want her.
I want every part of her.
I want to be wrapped in her arms, bound by her tentacles, and lost in her many eyes.
I want to smell her hair and feel her skin, and how it is different from her goo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23830959
Shame that artist went off the deep end

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842743
how off the deep end? like sinfest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842753
Dunno what happened with sinfest, but she posted a few times five days ago saying she hates drawing NSFW and that once she's done with what I assume is some comms (she said she was gonna "finish the job I have here") and then she'd "peace out" and said she hates her NSFW account and "fuck your waifus".

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842714
I want her
I want every part of her
I want to feel safe and protected in her big, muscular and
I want to huff her chest mofu and feel her toned muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842792
Fucking hellfags get out

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/M02Je0A
Rtil Com!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842884
neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842884
Looks great, I bet she's never without her cleaning supplies

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842844
Never

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842884
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842884
Nice. Rtil is consistently great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842217
>rapist demon talks about hard dicks
>therapist demon talks about hard times
The difference is that when therapist demon talks about a client's horrible experiences, rapist demon gets really quiet

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842884
rtil has been doing some fantastic waifu comms lately
It feels like a bit of a waifu renaissance, really happy to see

[Anonymous No.]

Are shorts better when they are stacked or flat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842993
Flat and full of sin

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841798
Such is the fate of tall anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842993
i'm a gremlinfag and I say that depends. For me, it's both.
Imagine a flat shortie doing cute and funny things to your penis.
Imagine a stacked shortie asserting her dominance on a tall-y like you.
Both are great, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

Been thinking about soft lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842993
It doesn't matter in my eyes, both are excellent targets for bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843011
Peak shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED mofu NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842844
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843126
cerberus seems confusing. I'll take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843126
Azazel looks like they would make for a great childhood friend. I'm taking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23838624
Professional yet slutty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843126
These names are all over the place.

But yeah, I'd probably make a nice stress toy for Cerberus.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anonss, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get ready for wife slimes to be out and about.
Its much easier for them to ambush you when its raining instead of snowing...mostly cause they get slightly frozen in cooler temperatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843076
No need to throw that word around in from of it all.

We can all understand the appeal of soft and small girls, just like we understand the appeal of hard and big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841816
>or
weak shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843270
Inclusive or

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843272
Still weak. Paizuri AND fellatio at the same time or go home.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that even though she hisses at you when you get home your cat girl waifu still loves you

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if you happen to be homeless, try putting yourself up for prostitution

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843256
>dead of winter, cold as hell
>stare into a block of ice so thick it's almost opaque
>think you can just barely make out an amorphous shape inside, but you're probably just seeing things
>chuckle to yourself about the momentary flight of fancy and move on
>fastforward to now
>wifeslime inside ice block has now been waiting to come at you for months
>it's almost melted enough for her to wiggle free
>and tomorrow is going to be pretty sunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843256
Ethanol is useful

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843298
Probably because she's stressed out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843076
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/81581447
Little lizards are pretty unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if there are blowjob instructors in the demon realms and they teach other monsters how to give proper, elegant, and effective blowjobs by practicing on dummies with dildos strapped on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843438
Most monsters know how to perform sexual acts optimally by instinct, and don't require teaching. But nothing is stopping you from doing that with your daughterfus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843126
What’s going on with Modeus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843481
Grest idea for extra circular activities! Have my daughteru for blowjob lessons taught by a really professional ghoul!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843481
Do they have classes for men/boys on how to perform cunnilingus properly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843481
>Wurm-chan says she's the bestest at sex and don't need no instruction
>Pulverizes anon's pelvis for 5 hours straight with no foreplay and the only dirty words are cries from anon and grunts from her
>Ask Wurm-chan if she knows what a blowjob is
>"Ehhh? Why would I waste time licking hubby when I could be wrapped around him~"
I feel lots of monsters could benefit from watching Struggle Snuggle XXXtra Snuggle 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843578
Who would teach boys and men how to cunnylingus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843532
demon of lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843588
I desire this wolfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826519
>We
Speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

"The ability to love who you want to love, how you want to love. That is strength."
>"Did you get that from some cheap manga? Eh, might be nice if you had a bit more stamina."
My waifu and I, regarding strength and my motive for seeking it.
I should at least start doing push-ups again

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843121

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836924
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826519
I used to be a big slut, falling for every girl that so much as looks my way. After lots of pain, I finally accepted this path would never bring me peace. Now I understand, what I really want isn't sex, but love. Nice, comfy love. I don't wanna be horny no more. I wanna be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843964
monster rape is love

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843964
It do be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826519
I'm passive, lazy and reclusive. It's a convenient way to bypass all that baggage.

[Anonymous No.]

(Warning for all involved, there is male rimjob here)
>>23842239
>She absently starts running her fingers through his crop of hair, whispering good boy
>Meanwhile, down under someone has tugged his pants off
>His penis is throbbing, red, and leaking precum like a small geyser, and sensitive as all hell
>He feels a hot, wet, warm mouth wrap itself around his manhood and begin to suck like her life depended on it
>But before he can start making any thrusts of his own, somebody slaps his ass
>A tongue slithers in, begins to poke at his most sensitive parts, running over his G-Spot
>If he tries to thrust away that, he ends up meeting the wall of resistance that is the mouth wrapped around his dick
>If he tries to extract himself from that, he ends ramming his prostate all up in her grill
>Either way he ends up grunting, squeaking, humming, and otherwise making all sorts of interesting noises that, going by the whimpered "fucks", "That, do that", and "harders" he hears, she appreciates
>Soon enough he feels her thighs clump around his head, and he can't take it
>He cums too, God does he cum
>The biggest orgasm of his life, born out of an assault on his two weakest points
>--the world goes white, and he leaves it for a second
>When he returns, his lower body is lying on the floor, while his upper body rests against the couch, though his head is in the head gobbo's lap
>There's purple, black, red, gold, and blue lipstick all over his body, from the thighs up
>And someone scrawled btchboy breeder over his penis
>Business goblin notices he's awake.
>"Hey kid, I got a question for you:
>Who's your mama?"
>"...You,,,you are."
>"And?"
>"...And any other great goblin pussy who wants to be."
> She smirks, a hellacious smirk.
> "You're Goddamned right."
>Starts tongue fucking him, tastes of fruit and chocolate
>Leaves Anon unaware of the goblin shadow looming overhead
(3/???)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844019
>male rimjob
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844007
it would actually take forcing theirself on me to believe they had any interest

[Anonymous No.]

>>23842239
>>23844019
Damn anon this is hot. Hope you put ah part where his mom sees a video of this. Maybe before she is monsterized and let loose on hee husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826519
Based rapist stacies don't care about my fearful-avoidant attachment style

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844059
well given it's literally supposed to be the contents of a porn video...

>>23844028
Oh good, and here I thought nobody would like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844041
>monster behind you slips one hand under your shirt and pinches your nipple
>her other hand on your crotch having difficulties undoing your zipper because she's too distracted when that hand feels your dick and balls
>heavily breathing and licking your neck
>still not sure if she's just being friendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844109
>I thought nobody would like it.
You're mostly right, but the thread isn't a monolith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844109
Look man, this...whatever it is form of blowjob+rimjob pincer attack has been one of my fantasies ever since I first saw it in MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844109
Technically porn book, but still true. Also its more pegging. Male rimming is just so niche jt isnt brought up much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23833278
You know in what way

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841956
>>23842239
>>23844019
On a different note, these are probably it for tonight. Tomorrow morning going to add them to pastebin, fix up the typos, and then get back to the adventures of our newest GGP addict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844141
What kind of monsters do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844322
Kikis who have waited long enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844322
Akaname, except her tongue goes past your neck and under your shirt, licking your other nipple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23843618
Hakus. Or Dark Mages. They're all shotacons after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844322
Vampire, they're naturally gifted at making the backwards embrace as pleasurable as possible to imprint you into their little bloodslut. A fancy wineglass is never too far, for them to catch your load that they may sample it, maybe mix it with a little blood.

It's like ecstasy to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844494
God that sounds hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844524
>You may love your vampwife and melt over how good she feels
>But you'll never really know just how amazing your blood is to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844481
My waifu hates dealing with Hakus. Big-tittied types that go around hoarding knowledge like that, and then ending up not knowing anything truly useful.

"Girls like that should just hurry up and die" Her, admittedly drunken, words, not mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844494
>It's like ecstasy to them.
I'm not sure how I feel about a vampire acting like an addict in need of their fix.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844588
Your waifu must have been dealing with the wrong Hakus.

[Anonymous No.]

The only fox I'd trust is one who wears flowing robes and a frilly mob cap. And she's got a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844601
While I don't think your blood would have physiological withdrawal effects, I'm sure it's so good to a vampire, maybe as good or better than sex, that they'd develop a psychological addiction. As for withdrawal, why are you even withholding blood in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844544
That's okay as long as i get to feel her soft hands jerk me off into her wine glass as her fangs are taking their fill i will be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844607
Maybe. Again, she was drunk when she said that. She prides herself on her knowledge, so maybe she was a tad jealous, in addition to them just not being able to tell her exactly what she wanted to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844629
>why are you even withholding blood in the first place?
And how? Vamps are pretty...very powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844544
>But you'll never really know just how amazing your blood is to her
Please she uses it as a topping for almost every food she eats. And don’t get me started on the slurpee machine that she just had to get so she could use my blood as a mix for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844646
They have very big homes too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844646
not just powerful! They are also very alluring!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844683
Indeed. A few aspects of vampires probably rubbed off on my waifu—mainly im the personality department—even if I ultimately went with something more exotic for the species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844640
I think vampires are the mistresses of sensory overload. They've got the whole hypnosis thrall thing going on too, so even as she jerks you off with one hand, roams around your chest with the other, uses magic telekinesis to float a wineglass just before you and drinks, licking and sucking at your neck, you'd also hear her whispers and telepathic urges in your mind as she lines hypnotic kisses up your spine and around your mind.

You wouldn't even need to be paralysed or restrained, your body would just instinctively refuse to budge an inch lest it loose this supreme comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>I gotta rescue my boyfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844709
Sounds wonderful and quite interesting anon? May i ask what species your waifu is?

>>23844730
Jesus agreed that having all that would shock the system. No man would be able to resist that combo and not find themselves snuggling balls deep in their new vampire waifu the next morning.

[Anonymous No.]

Can undead be turned into vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844823
No that's silly

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to always accept delicious wonderland cookies from Onee-chan monsters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844790
>Wake up balls deep in your new vampire wife, snippets of the night before in your mind like a kaleidoscope
>Your face is buried in bosom and graceful fingers are stroking through your hair and scratching at your scalp while another set of five ghost their way up and down your spine
>Her thighs, previously resting down and straight slide up yours as she crosses her legs over and locks you into place as her fingers curl gently through your hair and tilt your face up to meet hers, crimson eyes gleaming through a valley of glorious tit-flesh
>"Fufufu, I knew I was right to order a coffin slightly larger."
>You gasp as the walls hugging your soft member tight begin to writhe and milk, bringing you to stiffness
>There's just enough room between her locking legs and the coffin lid to make short, deep thrusts
>"Come on dear, let's start our honeymoon's first night right."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844858
But I love wight and I love vampire, but I'm a devoted man constantly torn between the two. Is is a wight with a blood fetish? A vampire able to manifest spectral limbs, a night-mistress of the damned.

Or a legit, actual elf vampire wight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844882
Amazing! Such a wonderful piece! Exactly how i would wish to conceive my first dhampir daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844896
how about both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844910
Absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844790
She's a...I don't know why I get so nervous about this... she's a Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844951
I could very much see a gazer like that anon! No need to be worried though! Gazers are wonderful girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845005
I wouldn't be so encouraging, he'll start uwu posting next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845024
Watch your tongue. I to am a waifufag and have never typed UwU or anything similar in this thread and i have not seen any other waifufags do it either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844935
shame on you, that's a happly married woman

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing more satisfying than seeing ferocious monster girls getting instant loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845053
Nigga you were a hyphen from stutter posting. What's next, using emoticons to express how "flustered" and "embarrassed" you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845065
I don't know much about RWBY, but I think the other person is her husband. That's only half the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845074
>getting mad over absolutely nothing
>coming up with further scenarios to get mad at
What an absolute weenie

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845094
Hes just trying to get a rise man. Just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845065
But every other woman in RWBY is either a human or a horrible person
>>23845091
It's not, she's calling out the monkey boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>23844019
>male rimjob
Honestly that’s one of my top tier fetishes but there’s so sadly little content with it already and barely any for monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845115
What about Salem or Sienna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845094
Ya got me. I'm livid, I see people posting like flaming candyasses and I just lose it.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli Devil or big titty shortstack devil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845169
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845223
Big titty shortstack cult mom devil all day, every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845157
Oh joy! I get the choice between
>millenna old used goods thats managed to get get humanity nuked and is trying to do it agian WITH FEELING this time
Or
>Tiger lady who turned a peaceful rights movement into a terroist orginzation that would happly subjigate and muder humanity off

Yeah no, I like monsters with somewhat higher moral standing

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845091
>That's only half the image.
Where's the other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845223
shortstack
loli's are gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845223
>>23845241
Shortstack because i want to fuck her tits and prefer different personalities for my flat lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if you're fat, unattractive, shy, short or have any personality flaws monsters will ignore you. So feel free go to into areas with lots and lots of monsters with absolutely no protection whatsoever.

Exract from "How to Avoid Monsters" by Miss I.M. Nottademon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845248
Sounds like this place needs a few mamano mana bombs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845248
>>23845157
>>23845115
What abot Glynda?
Glynda would make a decent dark mage, and she wasn't that bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845223
Big tiddy tallstack devil. In an old too-big shirt, and nopan, lazing on the couch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845261
Found it!
NSFW
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3852028

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845347
What happened to Glynda? Even the little parody show doesn't have her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845365
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845383
Spoilers for off topic
Executive meddling
Her VA didn't like a thing Yang's VA did, got into a twitter row over it and accused her of sleeping up the ladder, the head of RT fired her afterwards.

ENOUGH RWBY TALK, POST MONSTERGIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845468
Who's more trustworthy: foxes or (((tanuki)))?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845468
What about the gods of rwby as dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845223
profile loli body type or why bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845608
'cuz loli is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845515
Bless this artist for their top tier shibari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845639
thats just like, your opinion man

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845608
>not liking Parshe

[Anonymous No.]

They call me a troll,
moon of the earth-Hrungnir
wealth sucker of the giant,
destroyer of the storm-sun
beloved follower of the seeress,
guardian of the "nafjord"
swallower of the wheel of heaven.
What's a troll if not that?

[Anonymous No.]

>In Norse mythology, a Brunnmigi is a being who defiles wells encountered by King Hjörleifr in Hálfs saga ok Hálfsrekka and, as recorded in the Prose Edda þulur, is also a kenning applied to foxes.
Fox ladies out here spiking wells with love juices.

[Anonymous No.]

Global warming is a hoax and renewable energy is a scam, wake up Alice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845910
I mean you're not wrong. "renewable energy" is a waste of time. The only forms of energy are nuclear and solar, but we don't really have the tech for solar yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846057
I should clarify, the only worthwhile forms of energy are nuclear and solar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846089
Solar panels are made with materials that cannot be recycled and only last a few decades before they have to be replaced
I'm nuclear

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845864
>>23845906
Teach me more of these Norse myths

[Anonymous No.]

>”Babe, it’s 4pm time for my slime massage”

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846126
We don't have the tech for solar. Solar panels are a joke. There's really nothing comparable to how stupid solar panels are. The sun shits out more energy onto Earth than we use in an entire year from all our energy sources combined.

Until we have long lasting solar panels thousands of kilometres squared that we can dump out into the void and use to beam energy around it's not worth it.

>>23846134
Draugr can turn into catgirls and are like zombie vampire ghosts.

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>>23846241
>Draugr can turn into catgirls
Wait a minute, that never happened in Skyrim. Did Todd lie to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846195
Yes, nighty-tighty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23840479
yeah but which one? there's a fuckload of variants, it's not one singular unified design.

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>>23846260
GodTodd never lies you fucking heathen. You clearly didn't buy enough coppies of skyrim. It's in the extra enhanced delux edition where the draugr:
>facesit you to death
>drink your blood like sexy vampires
>turn into cat girls
>vore you
>turn into ghosts to rise through their graves like smoke and hunt you through walls
>are also mad jokers that bust out at night, steal your horse and ride it to death, or just spook your cows by chasing them in half-flayed forms
>control the weather
>shapeshift into catgirls and minotaur and selkie
>see the future
>enter your dreams
>curse you
>temporarily turn day to night
>are immune to weapons and can only be "wrestled" back into their grave by a big strong hero
They were pretty OP and really just for the veteran players.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846389
>Tanuki has wares, if you have cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846451
gimme mofu first, fair trade no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845302
That's an amazing book, I learned so much from it! Did you know that Lizardmen are weak and cowardly creatures that can be beaten by an average man without even using weapons? They can't use their swords properly, so you can even suplex one with ease!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846482
My mofu is too strong for you, traveller!

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>>23846505
This is honestly one of the most important lessons in the book. Right up there with Ushi-oni actually being very cowardly creatures. All you have to do is spread your arms out to make yourself bigger and run at her and she'll just flee! It's funny, they try so hard not to get scared they might not react immediately so you just have to run at them even faster.

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>>23846482
Always with the mofu...

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>>23846581
Why do foxes like to smoke so much?

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>>23846534
One of the most important pieces of information in it for me was how Holsts hate the idea of people drinking their milk. So when confronted with one just as for some milk and they'll be so disgusted they'll leave you alone.

If that doesn't work they're terrified of the color red, so be sure to show them something red to scare them away.

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>>23845302
>manual taken seriously by higher ups
>unattractive man sent to negotiate with monster army on behalf of human city
>demon general goes from smug, flirty and seductive to gentle and motherly once she learns the reason he's been sent

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>>23846607
Yeah, that was a good one. Just like the advice given to those with a bit more wealth. Dragons hate the sight of gold, especially if it's on you, so if you know you're about to be raided by a dragon, go bathe in the open in a bath full of gold coins. They'll skip right over you.

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>>23846581
She looks cute and harmless enough to not drug my drink at the bar.

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>>23846134
If Egyptian Myths are the physical manifestation of "It's just a prank bro" and gay selfcest ala Amun Ra, Norse myths are like a humvee driven by a suicidal one-eyed pirate wizard and his shit eating best friend bursting out of your mother's armoire while Iron Maiden is on full blast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846746
And also Loki turning into a mare and getting impregnated by a male horse so Odin could get out of paying a giant for his work

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846795
Old myths are the best myths
Its a shame christian god was just jealous murder hobo

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846814
I'm convinced proto-jews had a normal polytheistic pantheon and yaweh is their their wargod, and his worshippers shanked all the other worshippers and declared him the God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846814
You'd be butthurt too if you couldn't help your chosen people win against iron chariots

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>>23846825
They absolutely had polytheism
>When the Most High gave the nations their inheritance, when He divided the sons of man, He set the boundaries of the peoples according to the number of the sons of God. But the LORD’s portion is His people, Jacob His allotted inheritance.

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>>23846814
Murder hobo?

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>>23846814
If I was a god and had to deal with bullshit like the golden calf, I'd be pissed too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846814
Christian God =/= Jewish God

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>>23846861
Read the Bible and try to count how many times God orders the Jews to go and "kill every man, woman and child".
Not very cash money of him.

[Anonymous No.]

Apple, dear?

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>>23846861
Old testament is full of violence and death including but not limited to
>the plauges of egypt
>a dude getting munch on by a lion because he didn't punch another guy
>the earth eating a clan of people because 1 dude stole stuff
>the battles moses and later joshua partook in
>david got a trusted general killed so he could fuck his wife
>the sechem revenge massacre
>woman got thrown out of a window, and then dogs are her bones sho she couldn't have a true burial
>>23846890
And the one time saul didn't he got his kingship taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846922
What could possibly go wrong?
>bite apple

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846814
At least there were Lot's daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846890
Imagine a mge version of that
The demon lord telling a daughter of hers to corrupt everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846973
>incest
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846636
Did you guys read that chapter about how a dullahan loses control of her body if you knock her head off, making her easy to defeat for low level adventurers

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846995
There are going to be angry salamanders and hinezumi wondering why all the adventurers suddenly got so dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846979
Yeah, who could possibly do such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Way to take a stand, kc

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847086
What happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846995
That book also says Manticore are docile girls who are weak to headpats. Every adventurer is encouraged to attempt to try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847086
You can't just post something like that and not offer context

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847081
Fuck, I wanna shove my tongue so far down Druella's mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846985
>lolis. threesome, femdom. impregnation
Yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847379
Don't do that, the mamonobama from her heart pupils will corrupt the entire city!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847404
I don't care what happens. I wanna taste her so bad

[Anonymous No.]

A useful dictionary:
>"Back off!"
Translates to "corner me!"
>"You monster!"
Translates to "I surrender!"
>"I don't wanna be your husband!"
Translates to "Marry me please!"
>Running away
Translates to "Just try and catch me!"
>"Stop it!"
Translates to "Violate me!"
and finally,
>"You can't do this!"
Translates to "Rape me please!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847442
You forgot one:
>Fuck me
Translates to "Screw me so hard and long that I become a mindbroken mess!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847442
Is the threat of a cuddle-less winter enough to deter deviant Apophis behavior?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845223
Loli Demon

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw monster fan and advocate
>not because of sex, companionship, true wuv and all that rubbish
>but because of tip-top health, longevity, self-sufficiency and likely some rad real estate that come with it
Any fellow hypergamy patricians here?

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>>23847333
>Manticore are docile girls
No

>who are weak to headpats
Yes

Not only do Manticores violate you, they strip your dignity by turning you into their "Honeybunney cuddleslut".

t.Recently claimed Manticore Husband

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never walk in on your wolf momster blissed out in a pile of your laundry, taking deep huffs of your scent

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847442
What about
>"Please, I'm not ready to be a father!"
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848061
That means "I wanna put it in your butt as warm-up before the real deal"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847971
Do single monsters do this whole sniffing thing? That they go into your rooms and inhale your underwear and bedsheets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847782
All that stuff is nice but what good is it without someone to snuggle with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

It's your responsibility as the father to succubus-family daughterus to show them how to have sex and let them practice on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848186
Of course. A momster need to make sure there's no odd change in her son's scent, like if it's mixed with that of some young hussie trying to steal him away from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23847333
It's also saved my bacon, what with offering me that strategy that Amazonesses hate men who cook, so walking up to the biggest toughest one you can find wearing nothing but an apron is sure to keep you safe.

Useful advice, since there's a tribe of them nearby and all.

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>>23826282

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>>23848414

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>>23848414
>>23848428
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

Dryad girls will feed on your delicious carbon dioxide

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848308
That's a lot of monster girls, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845223
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl imotous want one thing and its disgusting.
Adventuring with oniichan

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848328
Between momsters and childhood friends, no wonder so many socks and pairs of underwear go missing.

[Anonymous No.]

Heart of Darkness, but it's anon going to meet the ivory merchant Miss Kurtz, a famous Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848439
i'll translate
>>23848414
>Hmm, how do I regard...
>I've never seen unicorns
>But I was told that unicorns are beautiful and innocent creatures
>That they are "symbols of purity"
>And are good healers
>>23848428
>I think they're pretty cute~
>I hope to meet one sometime

[Anonymous No.]

Valkyrie that loudly declares what she's doing, even the most mundaine action
like "I HAVE COOKED DINNER!" or "I SHALL NOW DEPART FOR THE SUPERMARKET!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845223
Give me cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848626
White Horn-san won't be seeing many Unicorns up north, not in the skimpy, thin clothes they normally wear

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848690
What about bicorns hunting for harem candidates?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848690
>implying the Chilly Enchanted Forest doesn't exist

If it has nature it can have Unicorns and everything else that comes with Enchanted Glades.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848909
>If it has nature it can have Unicorns and everything else that comes with Enchanted Glades
I read that as Enchanted Glacies first, a cute, shimmering, Glacies with a pale glow that uses her ice powers for good

[Anonymous No.]

It's hip to FUCK SPIDERS.

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>>23849001

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>>23848533
>going back to starter town and gathering a party of monstergirl lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>23841956
>>23842239
>>23844019
I made the paste https://pastebin.com/Eb4tqtRh

Gonna finish this up today

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849027
>Did you hear? Anons going to help us get started on our adventure!

[Anonymous No.]

wouldn't it feel great to be groped in the bulge by your wives and daughterus so many times everyday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23837885
I remember when waiting for the bus a girl tried to talk to me and that was so out of my comfort zone I freaked out and literally ran away in terror, almost got hit by a truck since I ran into a busy road

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849052
Yeah, that would be pretty hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848830
>Bicorn pirate captain and her husband sailing the seas
>they attack coastal towns and other ships to corrupt human women into monstergirls and maybe add them into the harem too

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849107
>almost got hit by a truck since I ran into a busy road

>he missed his one in a lifetime chance to get Isekai'ed to MGE world
Bruh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849157
>gets hit by truck
>gets isekai'd....to the monmusu quest verse

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849167
hope he doesn't end up in plantsect or lady village

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849001

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849167
Marry a harpy and hope you didn't get isekai'd into the middle of attempted genocide or one of the fucked up alternate timelines

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849228

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>>23833501
>>23828936
I love short or at least shorter than me monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849192
MORE HERETICAL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849254
Sounds based

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849192
This spider fucks hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849192
i wonder how this spider's milk tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849549
it taste like..burning

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849001
the world needs more spider love.

[Anonymous No.]

(Facesitting footjob and rimjob this time)
>>23844019
>She continues raping his mouth with her tongue, probing the deepest confines of his mouth
>He can only whimper
>So focused on the rough oral that he doesn't even notice the couch shaking or the shadow that's getting bigger
>Finally she breaks the kiss, leaves anon whimpering and breathless and red cheeked
>"Ah, I'm just taking all sorts of first times from you, aren't I?"
>"Now look up."
>He does
>Goblin is standing over him, and she's got the biggest ass of the bunch
>It would be big on a human pornstar; on her, it's just obscene, straining against her sling bikini
>"Open wide~"
>With a plompf she lands on Anon's head, smothering him under goblin ass
>Her pussy is right over his mouth, and tastes of strawberries, fruity shampoo, and sweat
>She grinds it into his face hard
>There's two solid thumps as she flings her shoes off, and then she starts toying with him using her feet
>Sometimes traps his dick between both of her soles, other times teases with her toes, a few times keeps it on the top of one foot while the other applies friction with the sole sometimes pushes it down and rubs hard
>Not as nice as the face-fucking but still more than nice enough, oily and soft as all these beautiful women are
>(Where the hell that did that come from?)
>Meanwhile, down below, another, different goblin has started to tongue fuck him with a sloppy technique
>Her tongue is longer and rougher than the last, manages to set off all sort of bits of him, leaves him moaning
>That sets off the goblin on top of him, who starts rubbing and shaking her feet together, adding a little unpredictability to her motions
>In his discarded pants, Anon's phone rings
>The head gobbo picks up
>It's his mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849001
But is it hip for spiders to fuck me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849661
Not the biggest fan of rimjobs but enjoy this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849798
It will probably be the last for a while

(I say probably because I don't really have a plan for this, just "hey that sounds hot" when I write it and I'm thinking of the next position)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23848830
It would be rough turning down a bicorn that picks up on my "peculiar" taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>23845115
>>23849961
>picks up on my "peculiar" taste
https://youtu.be/uIBU-DaJJOk

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849192
I like my ushi with 2 seals and a big smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>23836554
>>23836611
>>23836949
>>23837744
Friendly reminder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850031
Not fetish. My scent. The smell of my mana and the information that conveys to a mamono.

Basically, a potential haremfag without a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850091
>2 seals
That would look silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850125
why not wear one seal like normal and another like a scarf/choker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23846922
>you poked a hole in that one with your nails
>could I have a different one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850287
Over both eyes is hotter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23828875
Normalfags are like ants, they get into where they aren't welcome and shit the place up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850392
I want to fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850365
Agreed. Some holy blinded maiden imagery goin' on. It's the only time except for after a month long rape session you see her with a placid smile

[Anonymous No.]

>When your loli party-mates all have absurd stat bonuses.
Ushi-barbarians are broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282

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>>23850513
Is that a fucking wire brush? looks uncomfy af

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849661
>"Hello?"
>Anon begins to panic, but before he can say something a particular shuffle of the feet and move of the tongue reduce him to drooling and mumbling into the pussy that's on his head
>"Oh this is anon's girlfriend."
>Goblin on his face starts grinding her pussy on him, hard, to keep him from talking
>"Oh, he hasn't told you about us, huh? Typical. Well no worry Ms. Nymous, I'm taking real good care of your boy."
>She starts schliking, jamming her fingers in real deep, coating them in all her juices
>"Don't worry, no damn, dirty monster's going to get your son while I'm around."
>Coincidentally Anon blows his load again, stays conscious this time: but it sting, cumming again so soon after the last time
>The girl on top of him, meanwhile, grinds out an orgasm on his face, leaving stick, clear fluids leaking out of his mouth
>Instead of getting off, the giant-assed goblin on top stays put, hips quivering, legs shaking
>"Good boys swallow"
>Not even a moment of hesitation. He takes down the nectar that's been leaking in his mouth with a gulp even the camera picks up
>Everything below the waist is numb
>Everything above isn't doing so hot, either
>Head gobbo finally hangs up
>Strolls over, expectantly sticks her hand in his face. "Clean."
>Without a word of protest, he starts sucking, licking, and cleansing the head gobbo's hand of the juices, nectar and sweat which now covers it
>"When we're done here, I need you to take the video we make and leave it somewhere your mother will find it." She hooks her fingers around his chin, leaves only the thumb in
>He nods a yes.
>"Good boy. Let your mom know that all her efforts just turned out an even more obedient slut for goblin pussy."
>"Sis! is it almost my turn?" A deep, dark voice interrupts the moment. "I wanna have my go!"
>Anon turns
>Giant titty goblin, with golden lipstick, obviously died blonde hair, and a tiny, tiny sling bikini that struggles against her pretty big ass
>"Sure, sis!"
>He's dehydrated
>A headache's coming on quickly
>He's already cum twice
>Anon smiles
>Gobbos notice and start giggling and laughing
>Head gobbo gives a short snort-laugh
>"That's my boy. Go get 'im, tiger."

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849254
This looks even worse than the shit Hatch was cobbling together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850572
Ouch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850572
>MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850522
Never used one on a pet before I take it.

[Anonymous No.]

What makes Hellhounds such good bodyguards compared to monsters like Jinkos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850093
wew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850685
they're in the middle of claiming you and paying close attention while jinko is simply treating it like a job and doesn't want to interact with you much because it isn't season

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850685
Their untamed ferocity. They're legendary, rare, monster girls that're entirely unpredictable. It makes others who know of their tales think twice about agitating one. And should one fool provoke one just a little too much, she'll send them straight to Hell in the most gruesome, painful way possible. One of few exceptions among monster girls when it comes to killing or maiming. Of course, they're incredibly strong and fierce. Proficient in unarmed combat with their claws.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores aren't all that powerful. Half the battle is learning to overcome their intimidation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850767
the threat is that if you get barbed then you'll be begging to fuck her tailpussy at her feet

[Anonymous No.]

Don't work in monster porn they will get young boys addicted to all kinds of venoms and drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850685
but I don't want a hellhound, I like wolfies more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850766
>legendary, rare, monster girls that're entirely unpredictable

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850820
Same goes for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23826282
Join the snake cult!

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850766
But they're easy to predict though. All you have to do is ask "will this lead to them raping a man" and if yes, that's what they're going to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850879
Sure. What perks do I get?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850845
Wolfus are good girls!

[Anonymous No.]

You know what's nice? Spending time with your waifu, all cuddled up and warm. Then she does a little something-something trying to turn you on. Nothing too much, and no direct touching down there.

But you aren't really in the mood, and she picks up on it, so you both just go back to being comfy. Maybe there's a chaste kiss involved, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850845
I wanna tame the wolf the same way my ancestors tamed wolves: with breeding! well okay it's not as simple as that but it's close enough, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850843
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850974
>Lipstick mark
That's good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850974

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850766
I want a muscled Hellhound to rape me with all that strenght and ferocity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23849039
>anon goes off to adventure with a cute wight squire and salamander warrior
>starter town's blacksmith sighs as the junior warrior's guild is starting to get low on members again

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851044
I'm gonna stay in the starter town and train under that blacksmith screw going out on adventure that's dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851044
Hey, they're still members of the guild, they're just being escorted by high level anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851314
That doesn't mean she won't miss them

[Anonymous No.]

>>23850532
More
MORE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851424
Aw man penis inspection day already?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you date a plump middle-aged minotaur with a mommy/son fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851438
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to manhandle a squirrel and jackhammer her up and down my dick. She could even wear a construction helmet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851438
I would hit it like the very wrath of God
(Or, well, I suppose, let it hit me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851438
1000%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851438
1001%

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851432
When it comes to monstergirls how does penis inspection day actually work? Is it just about health? Or are they taking into account size, girth, sensitivity, etc? Do you receive some sort of rating? Is it pass/fail? What do they do with the information afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851438
No, but only because I'm not into minos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851438
Doesn't that get weird when you actually have children with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851438

>the CC straddles you
>she sees you're visibly uncomfortable
>definitely feels your erection
>she gradually unzips her dress until her tits spill out
>"You like big ones like mine, Anon?"
>Before you can answer, she's stuffing your face into her bosom
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851531

The boring answer: depends what series. if it's a MGE girl they don't care.

The slightly less boring answer: They take sperm samples and put them in a giant repository, alphabetized and everything. Then they make skin care products with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851573
>*Muffled approval*

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851573
>What do?
Let it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851573
Start sucking and groping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851573
>12:45

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851573
Suck like my life depended on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851438
i'm not into mommy-play so no.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you ever worry about the infantilization of these threads? What ever happened to finding a girl around your age instead of lolis or mothers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851731
Not really.
My waifu remains about my age. Any loliness is temporary for-fun stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851356
SOON

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851771
Anon it's a shitpost, these threads have literally always had lolis and milfs, anybody who thinks otherwise is either retarded or too new to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851438
>mommy/son fetish
Short answer: No
Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>23851731
I guess that comes in the territory with the Sabbath. I love the magic, but loli only works for me when she doesn’t act like a child.

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>>23826282

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>>23851731
My waifu is... I'm not entirely sure, but she looks around my age despite being a bit short. She sometimes claims to be several centuries old, but I think she's just talking big. She's cute like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck your maid make her your wife

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>>23851573
>Knee to the taco
"Control yourself, woman."

What can I say? I have a literal knee-jerk reaction to being attacked by CCs like this.

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>>23851432
Yes, can never be too early checking for testicular problems
Now drop em

[Anonymous No.]

What if I want a big waifu but dik too smol

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>>23851890
Mammy bammy

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>>23851886
Lady, I'm a grown man. While I do not enjoy it, I do understand there are some other, highly recommended procedures you could use those gloves for.

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>>23851890
Slime
They don't care about dick just eating your "byproducts"

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>>23851886
I don't trust anyone with a lip piercing.

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>>23851914
Have a nasal swab fetish anon? Enjoy the feeling of tanukis injecting you with a tracking microchip? Sarcasm obviously

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>>23851890
Just call Tyrone whenever your waifu needs some satisfaction.

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>>23851880
What if I made my wife into my maid?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that everyone is fond of Owls.?

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>>23851935
That’s just good life advice. I don’t trust people with piercings besides earrings.

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>>23851969
I’m not fond of them. I wish people would stop saying I’m paranoid because I’m worried about Owls reading my thoughts.

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>>23851969
Mice and Shrews arent

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>>23851969
Do you want me to repeat all that?
>Yes
>No

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>>23851999
Gonna ask her to repeat her self every time she says she loves me

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/ElakanDraws/status/1262105075880800268
Demon wife commission from melon just came in

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>>23851984
don't forget Simon Cowel he also hates owls

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>>23852016
NICE

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>>23851731
>or mothers
?

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>>23851964
Mutt's law affects even this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>23852052
>>23851438
>>23851573

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Daughterus are for raising into productive and moral members of society dont let your daughteru become a neet

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>>23851967
Results are generally cute.
Consequences may vary.

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>>23851983
The owls are not what they seem.

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>>23852016
Thats one fat tail, its wider than her arm.

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>>23852076
Gazer-chan doesn't normally wear clothes, but she understands a lose maid outfit or—even better—naked apron is one of the best ways to get me to aggressively rape her.

Not sure how she feels about that, but I rather enjoy it.

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>>23852076
Maids are olev

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>>23852072
>dont let your daughteru become a neet
dragons are neets they have a pile of gold to protect as a job

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>>23852187
Dragons suck
>This post made by the Griffin Gang

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>>23852187
arent not are besides if your monster daughter is a neet just fuck her

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>>23852072
I don't think I'd have to worry about her becoming a shut in my waifu would make sure she finds a boy to maid for

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>>23852016
BIG

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>>23851890
it will grow the more you fuck her, so get to it

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>>23851969
owls are kashikoi but i like other birds more

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>>23852215
Just invite the neighbor boy over that's how you deal with a shut in daughteru

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>>23851969
My waifu warns me to be wary of owls, considering my condition and preferences. That said, they are the trustworthy and knowledgeable sort, so it's more like a bonus the three of us could blow off steam together.

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>>23852183
Can you really even say you have a good wife if she don't got at least a few tentacles poking outta her?

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>>23852339
Agreed!

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>>23826282
http://imgbox.com/lBaqzKEf

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>>23852339
>>23852354
Thirded

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>>23852339
Long thick tentacles to perform the ultimate act of making their husband feel good.

With some fun tickling.

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>>23852339
She doesn't need tentacles since she has MOFU.

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>>23852410
Imagine not having both

[Anonymous No.]

Tsurarafag here, the artist who did my previous commission updated it to add more detail to her face.
http://imgbox.com/vHNUb69l

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>All this love for girls with tentacles.
God bless.

>>23852410
Tails are basically fluffy tentacles.

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>>23852370
>http://imgbox.com/lBaqzKEf

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>>23852451
I don't need both, I only need fox mofu in my life.

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>>23852339
Agreed
>>23852370
>>23852487
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
>>23852016

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the days when manticore content would pop up left and right. Now we're lucky to get one or two pieces of art/writing a month.

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beware

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>>23852543
I don't see why. Nothing looks very dangerous.

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>>23852567
she only eats wet food

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>>23852629
That doesn't sound so bad, the box even comes with a quite a few cans of it.

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>>23852514
Agreed. Manticores and their tails are amazing.

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>>23852709
So much unexplored territory with tailpussy.

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>>23852543
Take the cat
Toss the thot out into the street

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>>23852514
I like an rsanon manticore

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Imagine a manticore using her tail on an alp's tail.

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>>23852848
Yes, manticores were always meant to be sadistic rape machines. Not to say they can't eventually become soft and affectionate, but I'll always love me a good manticore pounce and drain.

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>>23852514
I love the look and personality of the manticore, but the venom scares me. I never trusted drugs not to fuck me up.

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>>23852980
I like how the venom compliments the manticore's personality, either with her threatening to use it as a means to make you do something or as a way to get more out of you when one load isn't enough for her tailpussy.

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I want to tell a monster extremist that monstergirls are incapable of love and thus inferior to human women.

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>>23853020
I want to proof to all the village folk, scared of the demon army, that they're completely harmless by coming up to one of the invading demons and give her a BIIIIIG hug.

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>>23852814
but she has cat eared panties

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate fluffy girls; foxes and wolves and kikimora too

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>>23852085
I refuse to get Lynch’d

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>>23853174
i will live by this code

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>>23853204
How about LICHED?

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monster would turn a man into a slave to his desires?

[Anonymous No.]

Making OC's is a lot harder than I thought, I wen't from 3 characters to 30 and 2 countries+ background

[Anonymous No.]

>>23853269
khepri

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>>23853270
Tell me more Anon.

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>>23853264
I'd do it.

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>>23853269
That's pretty much the job description for Devils.

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>>23853269
An apophis could really crank up the hedonism in my life.

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>>23853269
Avoid such an outcome was key in designing my waifu, as much as she loves seeing me drown in pleasure.

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>>23853284
The basic gist is that a crippled archeologist, with a minor case of power autism, and his recently monsterized sister (lesser succubus) discovering a deep ruin of ancient (modern) technology that seems to have an inhibiting effect on mamono mana. The brother is still with the order, while the sister is a mole. It's still a wip

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>>23853356
Sounds interesting Anon.

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>>23853356
I would read. will it have brother sister incest?

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>>23826357
>TFW in debt to the Orzhov so I have to sell my body to the boros and gruul.
>End up getting accused of being a spy and forced to serve as a sex slave until I die.
>MFW

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It's tough to be a single monstergirl in MGC

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Now with color

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>>23853443
I'm still debating whether to go with a harem route, the power autism will play a long with the girls that follow in the story.

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>>23853512
Girls with 4-6 arms are the best

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>>23852339
Lamia tails are like one giant tentacle.

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>>23853269
Shoggoth?

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>>23852339
Roper childhood friend would be cute

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>>23853174
Foxes dom you
Wolfgirls for equality
Kikimora for controlling and spoiling with pleasure before you take your own

[Anonymous No.]

Let's end this once and for all.

Are bigger birds bigger bird brains or are they smarter because of bigger bird brains?

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>>23853514
If you want a harem you can make the sister a pseudo lilim by having her ingest liliths panacea. Perhaps then having the story revolve around brother and sister searching for harem mates. Plus white inma can turn women into any species given the right affinity for corruption as well later.

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>>23852339
Yes because tentacles are shit.

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>>23826357
Anubis would definitely be Azorius
>anubutt lawmage arrests you for being unlawfully single
>she turns you in before the judge after filing marriage papers
>you are pronounced guilty of being her husband
>sentences you to a life of paw rubbing, tail brushing and baby making while she oversees your parole
>rehabilitates you into a happy and productive husband
>she's promoted to mother and trains the next batch of officers to repeat the cycle

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>get dropped off at school by your momster
>before she leaves, she gives you the lewdest, deepest goodbye kiss in front of all the girls there
>she can see the jealousy on some of their faces, including your CC teacher
Does your momster assert dominance?

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>>23853270
I know that feel. How many wars have you thought up?

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>>23853611
Generally speaking, small birds are wise

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>>23844640
>That's okay as long as i get to feel her soft hands jerk me off

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https://pastebin.com/7kzcTui0

I know it's a bit late into the thread to post this, but as promised, a short involving an unsuspecting man and a Nacho in her parlor. I do apologize for skimping a bit on the transformation since it's personally a wee bit difficult trying to make something from The Thing sexy ( to me at least).

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>>23853269
That's the specialty of Devils and Shogs.
Genies might end up the same way with their mean personality.

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>>23853715
Just a royal assassination and government restructure

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>>23853732
But anon most owls are tanks.

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I wish I had an Onee-san werewolf,

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>>23852807
fuck I was so horny writing that

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>>23853611
Birds are smart, expect for JubJubs.

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>>23853836
manticore venom does that. Part of the reason why tailpussy's so great.

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>>23852807
>>23853836
That was a good post. You should write more manticore lewds

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Part of me wants to do the most lewd and depraved things to a houri, but another part of me thinks they are too pure and wholesome for that kind of stuff.

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>>23853876
As long as that lewd and depraved stuff comes from a place of pure love you will be fine!

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Would a Hellhound agree, if you tell her that you know and accept you will get raped and marry her but want to first have a romantic date with her and spend the day being protected by her before the rape?

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>>23853970
that's a fair enough deal, no? I think she'd be fine with it as long as you don't make 'er wait too long

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>>23853888
Even if I want to tie her up and use her like an onahole until she looks nine months pregnant with twins?

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>>23826282

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how Pharaoh's divine commands work while having sex. If you cum when she commands you to, do you feel any more pleasure than if it were to happen naturally? If she commands you to get her pregnant, does it turn into a 100% chance of fertilization?

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>>23853771
Credit where credit's due, I doubted this would be delivered but I'm glad it was. Nachos deserve the love and it was a nice read.

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>>23853970
Why would she accept that when she can take what she wants right now?

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>>23854032
This seems like some kind of zany scheme.

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>>23854032
What’s the context of this image? Are they fighting in a maid off against a rival maid gang?
Either way I would spoil that dog maid silly with treats and belly rubs.

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>>23854047
>If she commands you to get her pregnant, does it turn into a 100% chance of fertilization?
It would probably force you to continue fucking her non-stop until she was pregnant. Would be interesting if you could somehow turn it around on her and command her to get pregnant.

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Do NOT trust the foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

remember the /a/ days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>23854094
Unfortunately I do not. I only found this place from /co/ and /tg/ back in 2016.

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>>23854110
/co/?

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>>23853804
I see, I see...
I've got 2 countries as proxies of a cold war, a large scale war in the past, and a single cataclysmic event in the distant past. But eventually I got bored of the grand scale stories and just decided to focus on smaller bit parts.

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>>23854094
Yeah, I'm glad it's here. Rather boring but consistent, and being on /jp/ filters newfags hard, you're expected to know a bit of japanese (at the very least reading hiragana and katakana), no degenerate fetishes allowed, plenty of men of culture, no flagrant /v/tards, it's great.

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>>23854082
>you will never walk in on your CC fox neighbor doing this because she thinks she's too old to get pregnant anyways
>you decide to prove her wrong by pounding her raw

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>>23854150
>you're expected to know a bit of japanese

[Anonymous No.]

So Anons, is your waifu cute or is she sexy? As in, which is she more of? And don't be afraid to explain why!!

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>>23854082
Seems like a nice trustworthy girl

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>>23854160
You haven't been skimping on your lessons, have you, Anon? The duolingo owl girl is gonna rape you extra hard for that.

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>>23854094
Yeah, they were pretty fun at first

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>>23854094
i think those that came from the /a/ threads are a minority now.

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>>23854174
Sexy, because she's a milf-bodied fertility goddess that worships an actual fertility goddess.

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>>23854082
Ah yes, the Whore of Southwest Asia